#πͺbruh-fart
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Ooga
Booga
yes
Not me
See
I don't play pvp
I fucking hate skill based matchmaking
I dont wanna always be matched with sweaty players man
stop sweating then
eatin lasiagne rn, turning into garfield rn
I was a sweat lord when mw3 came out
The team i played for turned into a professional team
i love spaghagetti
the old mw, right?
phew, almost muted you
I was too young to go pro, and refused to play mw3
So i got booted
And stopped caring about pro gaming
the bad ending
his soul was saved
Man pavlov sweats amaze me, i turn a corner and get beamed instantly in the head
Yee this was for VAIL
But same applies
I refuse to buy a gunstock like all those mega sweats
i too chase women at night. we are not so different you and i
Like ridiculous muscle memory, it's why i stick to casual modes like ttt
get reminded, idiot
I used to have so much fun playing TTT back then with friends
Testicular
Torsion
Technique
No one that plays ttt actually trys to use deduction anymore, just shoot first ask later
brainfart TTT server when
Honestly that develops pretty quickly
There was a brainfart ttt server?!
I used to mainly play ww2 rush on pavlov
not as far as i know
And the k98 headshots come naturally eventually
but would be nice if it was a thing
Oh, i just misread your message 
Not just gamma, brainfart too, this place saps the iq out of me
Still the best channel here though
Tbf I do a lot of the sapping, mainly from the 3 hour cyberpunk yap session I do bi-weekly
i wanted to play vanilla fallout 4
crashes on start
get in game
everything is super fast because of fps
now i remember why i don't play this game vanilla
Is fallout 4's engine actually tied to framerate? Wouldn't expect a game as new as that to do that
yes
it is
just like the 2009 cod
or black ops 1
if you don't download high pshyics fps mod
everything will be super fast
Wait... holy shit i just realized fo4 is almost a decade old, damn
Thats actually crazy
It doesn't feel that old
because you want to feel that its not old
but it shows age
age of a game made in 2009
man i hate fallout 4 so much
if it wasn't for mods i would play this game once finish it and never touch it ever again
Its the best for goofing off and doing fun challenge runs but the actual story sucks
the only good thing about it is
the gun modding
not even gun play
because there is like 5 whole guns in the game
and modding capability
Once modded its pretty fun though, nv mods are better though
Or atleast more impressive
The fact someone made working cars in that shirty engine
Most fallout 4 mods are good at turning it into some hardcore survival shooter, but nv mods are way better at just improving on nv without changing too much
once i wanted to make a lore friendly vanilla+ type of load order in fallout 4
the issue was
there were no mods like that
Yeah, mods are either horny or tacticool

i mean i'm not complaining much
great screenshot tools
Ehh i kinda like separating down bad stuff and games, kinda hard to play shooters one handed
but i hate it when i uninstall all of my mods and fallout 4 the next day
there is a real high quality
nice AK mod
who up @tidal trellising they worm rn
worm
Huh, been a while since anyone here complained about being gey or posted mid food... 
Im @placid sail @mental pulsar ing my @obtuse talon @slate palm
Good
go to offtopic, you will see what you seek
this is the moment, strelok said "This is really, the Shadow of Chernobyl"
That wasn't the point
pingius every userius
uh oh
omg thats toxic busy! you could get banned!!!........
damn, he looks dope af wit hthat beard
can't believe I died
@eager igloo
post something else
the fit when the government finally comes for me
pretty sure they're arrested for tax evasion
car
what the car doin
spice7, your new nickname is Ting
wide man
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Jamie Hyneman
this is very russian to me
what's mildly amusing for me in that picture is that a regular russian class is exactly like that, minus the cage
literally a single object in the photo is different
are the students all in buzz cuts too?
okay, two details
and depends on the province
I assume there's a city where that picture would count as a regular class
maybe in a strict private school with fucked up rules
well no
private schools are usually the lax and rich ones
it's the state schools that look like they're decomposing in real time



brainrot
W
outw
most normal turkish math question

Silly cars
O, SΕ«ris!
even cheaper to crash on a boeing
perfect
throwback to when you could smoke on planes
my entire body is sore and tired just from looking at that
we keep finding ways to move backwards instead of forewards in tech
@grizzled meadow
@grizzled meadow something was off about the...
Tf have triple h been cooking
there's no goal to progress forward technologically in this particular case, only to cram more people on an airbus and get more cash, your comfort isn't a priority or even a concern
p!avatar 536226803581190155
Anyone watch wrestle mania last night?
your friends are kinda weird ngl iedy
negative iedy be like
I hate copper wiring

what's the book?
just write jokes about iedy faster than he deletes them
Only gypsy jokes allowed
nice micromute, cuck
he muted me
if iedy isn't using his mod perms for evil and/or abuse for ten minutes, he's starting to get jittery and uncomfortable
whatever you say , besy
π ±οΈ
modabusemaxxing
Modabusesexual
bonk
No 
unholy imagery
Classic
ben signalis
Holy icon*
real
"What's the hardest thing you ev-" "My Penis
"
real if real
fake if real
cinema
hands on the table, now
does 1 hand counts?
are you alex now?
i dont like vtubers
Stop anally abusing your lithuanian
curb your weird fantasies
what did u just say
"Stop anally abusing your lithuanian" -Pavlo, 2024
You can't read or smthn?
me going to principals office after answering the question the hardest element known to man with my penis
nothing, but at least I'd feel partly in control
yes
i think about iedy
stealing my heart every day
Running improves your cardiovascular health
that too
My friend did something similar in high school
WE had latin class :
Teacher : Vladimir , in front of the class, tell me something in latin so i dont put you a bad grade right now !
Vladimir : ......colleros ( balls )
Teacher : puts him a bad grade

but i'm also rock hard while standing up
the famous bulgaro-romanian three-liner
loser
bobaba ma
"Syno, stand up and answer the question on the board"
"I can't, something else is already standing"
chat down bad
when class ends but you cannot stand up because your snake is solid
who cares , just assert dominance
Just laughing at weird issues a man has when growing up, you're the weird one
i may be bad but i'm never down
my inflation rate is always up
damn
#πͺbruh-fart users' commitment to yapping is unmatched βοΈ
Yappers anonymous
GODOWNGODOWNGODOWNGODOWNGODOWNGODOWNGODOWNGODOWNGODOWNGODOWNGODOWNGODOWN FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
I think we hav to talk about
i once had that
how broken the world is right now , I don't even find random money on the ground anymore
when the teacher
Showing off your big cog to the class might be rather productive
We're so cooked
and stay like that unless they tell you to sit down
and in one of these moments
i had a really bad boner
Lmao
Bad to the bone
Having a full tent going on, ready for camping
real
:)))))))
Tru
i once know i've slept through the whole school
like 2 classes in
we got 8
i slept
and nobody woke me up until the end
maybe they tried
but we will never know
Average offtopic user
They took you across the whole school and back and you will never know
why do they look like furry bakugo and deku from mha
i love sleeping through tests tho
teacher says
open your book
finish this test
and i just sleep
its about sending a message (tasty kebabs)
how are you going to know that i'm sleeping
What the hell are you talking about
my pen is in my hand
Remove a single space in that sentence 
i don't get people who masturbate in class or in school
watched the eclipse just now
IN CLASS?
cool
yeah
what
in history class aswell
Turke crazy
Damn the eclipse is sick
least patriotic turk
real nationalist
Talked my way into getting out of class early and it was really cool to see
what time is it in america
@grizzled meadow
What's wrong with my pfp 
330 EDT
That moment when I don't live in America or Mexico and I can't see the eclipse
The sun isn't real over there anyways, got that shit made by amazon probably
But fr delight im confused is there smth wrong with my pfp?
He just looked at it chill breh

Mb, im just a schitzo that looks too deep into things
You sound like a perfect brainfart resident
i just heard something inside my house
This sun viewing is sponsored by Amazonβ’
Go check with a machete
come out come out ye scallywag i have 1 condom and a chain
i have a dancing lady
The turkish classic
#π€bot-commands 
i do its like once a week
but fair
i will pay you 500 rubles to fuck off
not fair?


Eclipse was pretty cool, better than the last one i saw
i never knew you could pay them
is that bread loaves instead of fingers
so did anybody shoot at the sun with a barrett
Yeah that hand always looks so stupid to me
Actual breadstick hand
No but i saw some blond twink in some bird costume staring at me, don't know what his problem was though.
look what i found
@tidal trellis
bonk
nobody does
they are all smelly stinky 50 year old men
hell yeah
can you give me a punishment so that skom doesn't destroy me
great rapper yes
ah yeah, her new model
Shes cute I love her
womp womp
fillian plush
too much of a zoomer vtuber imo
I just know her
I dont watch her nor any vtubers
Poor cena
:O
Costco sells monoxidel for hair loss
One Australian dude in the garage built a SMG thats nationalized
thats always how its been
Tbh
I would not be surprised if British ditched the L85 for HK416
Like how the French did with the Famas
well their special forces got that new fancy ar
C8 or the SIG MCX
this is what the special forces got
army's getting new rifles in 2025 apparenntly
whaddya mean looks nice, thats just m4
UmMmM ItSas AksHCuaYKlylk Aak KNgiHTS ArManaent AR-15 π€
They should just equip the troops with elongated Sten guns π
how many militaries these days can afford new m4 variants and use ironsights? they all use sights
unless its for showing
there is not many rifles in the military that don't have sights
also nobody will get a m4 variant
they will either get the m4 itself or just make a copy of their own
I'd like to get an Eotech or equivalent one day
but im not sure if there are any good clones
what sights are you not supposed to use if you have an astigmatism
cause
i have that
ACOG i believe
what is astigmatism
Light issue
Like if you have Eotech, the reticle will be extremely blurred
Since ur eyes cant focus light
astigmatism is where your eyes are slightly more curved than usual resulting in light not hitting the retina properly
muh tizm
i have astigmatism
well anything that has big reticles
so i guess eotech is off the list
it happens when i observe any sort of light
but there are reticles that don't affect it
Not entirely
If you wear anti glare port holes u can see it
that can reflect
I have high astig but i can aim ACOG reticle just fine
No blurry since i have anti reflective glasses
well i don't really have any experience with acog
Its a bitch to zero
Prism Optics
Prism optics feature fixed magnification using a prism instead of two objective and ocular lenses.
For those suffering from astigmatism, the fixed magnification and etched reticle ensure they have a clear and easy to see reticle.
Prism optics come in magnification levels ranging from 1x to 8x.
holo optics are best for astigmatism, this one thing says
How about ai-stig-ma dick in your mouth son
I used ACOG, ACOG 6x48 (MDO) and Aimpoint
I dont like ACOG 4X28 but I like the 6x48
Its tad bit heavy tho
Im sorry
I was just kidding :3

i left my friend the railways
and then i found this
the needed railway is 1
there are 6 here
the problem is
we couldn't build any factories
because i didn't pay attention
and 6 railways were being built
Lol
train
if i didn't upload it by accident i wouldn't have deleted it
its not like i can hide the evidince
also deleting it was kinda worse for me since it puts it in front of skom and aldo
I think leaving it up and trying to plead your case is even worse
that's why i deleted it
me when i accidentally post nuclear codes
just entered a place called silent hill
that shit more like quiet mountain
no
@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow
i might just get gamepass
cheaper
well
if i buy forza 5 directly
its 10 months of gamepass
Gehpass is cheaper
Will also give you time to see if you'll like the game or not, without wasting 60+

well i mean i played the game before
i didn't like the map tho
What the fuck did I just see?
its more for racing then drifting
Than*
john english over here
And since idc about drifting

Never seen duck or goose pet before?
FH5 SUCKS
4 was better
I fucking hate mexico and its jungle ass scenery and red dirt roads
Where is the SNOW
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when
now
Go ahead
i thought the instant death spell was avada kadavra
It was always abrakadabra
fucking
is this some industry standard for homm games to have first campaign as local equivalent of basic bitch humans and being on the frontline of some really shady messed up shit brewing up
poor humans are always bland, clueless and first to get fisted by some bizarre new stuff
yes because its a good way of teaching the player game mechanics on a level playing field
FH5 would be peak if every 5 minutes I'd get chased by cartels and if they catch up to me my car explodes
you always start with stuff you recognise and get weirder later on
Just play nfs the run
Chicago section
understandably so, but surely THERE'S SOME OTHER SAUCE IN THE UNIVERSE FOR THAT
MOM IT'S OKAY I'M AN ADULT NOW
I CAN HAVE THE WEIRD ICE CREAM FIRST
no
you will eat your vaguely medieval britain inspired human faction
and you will like it
to be fair, songs of conquest spice it up a little
not on steam 
i wouldnt know, its a sseth game, i dont play most of them
Not on anywhere
Its abandoware now
shit really hits the fan quick, and there's no anime protagonist/discord moderator monologue explaining to you everything
I'd play unbound but I heard the dialogue is dogwater
your cheeks just get clapped nonstop instead

which is based
The game is dogwater
L to that guy
if they fail to convert him
I regret buying it, and i still haven't finished the campaign
im gonna cry
good
I shit you not
I appreciated fh5 even more after wasting 30 hours on unbound
one of my dudes has all S
but he has the trait called
harrasment
wasn't that shit on gamepass
I don't do gaepass
just have a diplomat trait work in the same unit as him
it cancels that trait out
Microsoft shit barely works, and i don't plan on risking using it further, than i already have to with broke dick piece of shit xbox apps
Not to mention microsoft store being wonky af
as long as the amount of diplomats is equal or higher than the amount of troublemakers
I get to play most Forza titles for free
I have like
a ton
of diplomats
all of them are
A+
or above
then he should be no real issue
kk
just make sure to move some to the same unit as him
also the progress carries over so if I want to play on console at some point I don't have to start over
Ye
The only benefit of having it on the Microsoft store
But i get to enjoy the benefit of having the game running more stable on steam
- I don't have console, so thats another point idc about
im letting my guy get as bloody
as possible
I wonder how bad it can get
ITS THE GUY
it's Mr solid
I can't believe it
noobed
iirc if you get too dirty a cutscene plays when you return to base
only went to the oil rig
to beat the child again
i already failed the misison once cause I s hot him
the first time
destroy the child
ME
S rank
honestly
I think itβs okay cause
Children are unironically annoying in games
Just look at fallout
Time to do some research
Dont get me started on fo3
I hate that little military lookin ass child
Calling me a
Um
What was the word again?
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AWC is back again
I told you
Gumbo
That doesnt sound right
gumbo is a type of soup in the south of the US
me when skull pulls up
me also in a btr

taste 30mm you commie bitches
robo wants an oreo
99% of TikTok live is people subjecting themselves to bizarre Sisyphean torture for pennies
The kinda shit my older brother and friends would do to me
It sounds maximally cursed coming from you
And cori lied, as naturally as they breathed
Yeah don't do that
I lie without thinking, for no reason
Lying = bad
:3
it's not really even a choice to do so, just happens
Exactly
I have difficulty lying cause I feel really bad otherwise
I'm a easy person to guilt trip
Sometimes you lie and its at your own detriment
Hello
Like im Not lying to make myself look better
Sometimes i make myself look worse
Should probably talk to a therapist about that
Iβm pretty sure itβs normal if your going through a hard time
man you crack me up
Idk
BRUH
I wouldnβt of expected any less from you 
I could be better
I'm no longer sick but I'm having some consistent pain somewhere which I'll get checked out probably but otherwise I'm good
Nationalism is a feminine trait
is that why theres so many nazi femboys?
I am losing brian sells dude
Sells the cells
Its stage 4, terminal retardation
I blame this chat for it
Tbf Iβm not sure how Iβve keep my sanity
GOOD NOW GIVE BACK MY IQ
PUT THE BRAIN CELLS IN THE FUCKING BAG 
Cause clearly i dont have them
I can tell
"Nyooo :3β
Your lawyer is slowly going insane
Resist the immence urge to say βYuh uh :3β
I hate that face with the power that rivals the sun
WHAT SONG
I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU SAID 
Dysphoria bars
Rick Astley
still think this frame is funny asf
Iβve had many drugs tonight I am rolling rn 
Ishowbraindamage
What do you mean bruh my brain
Why is he being punched, is he stupid or something
and then this frame right after
Itβs wwe
Prime fell off real hard
that mf dead
He was logan Paulβs mascot I think and I think he barked at Randy 
Tbf it worked for what they wanted
Itβs still being sold today and I know lots of people who buy it
And they got a massive marketing explosion then got loads of deals
Net w for them 2
What does it even taste like, battery acid?
Iβm pretty sure they are the main hydration partner of Bayern Munich
No wait that's probably monster
think of powerade but with a more sour taste to it
Man that Bayern Munich is worth 600 million though
Stop making me aroused
monster OG literally tastes like battery acid, i would know since i sucked on exploded batteries as a kid
HOLY SHIT
I hate this fucking chat man, I can't
Thatβs actually insane one sec
Ronaldo earns 200 million a year
He could buy the biggest football club in Germany in 3 years
Fucking that thatβs wild
STOP
yes, any downsides tho?
Can't run
ill be honest I'm really not a fan of frayed and acid washed jeans
His soul is lost
The fans at the team he plays at gift him rolexs after a game
I think I need to become a soccer player
You can't kick for shit, wdym wdym wdym
Would be very difficult for a American
but doable 
I think thereβs like 2 known American players who was / in the top league, Tim Howard and pulisic
Real
Bunch of fucking haters man
Tim Howard was a goat tho man I was actually annoyed he didnβt play for England 
Eh no one hates em wym 
Wait how am I a hater 
Your toxic?
you learn something new everyday
I see, so you work in Management
gotcha
Working on it
doxxed
A polish man taught me how to be toxic, blame him
P*lish
My dad taught me how to be toxic 
No u
All my silly internet friends taught me how to be toxic
I can't show you in brainfart but I'm pretty good at it π
My honest reaction
Dude....
I'm just taking a pause from my shit...
I'm pretty it involves gaslighting.
i wonder
if the water is that shallow
if you could put some waders and inflatables on and use a snorkel to see under the water
if that would make harvesting easier
Me and my grandad are having a beer tonight
We havenβt done in years
Iβm actually excited 

If I keep seeing this elven bitch I will litterally crack someone's fucking skull open.
Then dont see this elven bitch
So u dont literally crack someones fucking skull open
What even is the significance of that character?
Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing.
flopper
I just hate all Elves by default.
It's like someone wanted a white saviour storyline but thought how to hide his intentions for 4 seconds.
So they invented Elves.
hi catbites hi cuppy hi schleppa
40k dark elves
frog
Yes they deserve to die
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR
Me tonight
hi :3
Frawg
Someone bring this vile man-witch to court, make him face thy consequences for POLITICALLY INCORRECT THOUGHT
manwich
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i cant believe he said this
tole tole chan
Half life rap, call that crow bars
doesnt even have the nose, kys
hi pyro
I'm experiencing hyper violent thoughts
Fixed
much better
Update: I am now experiencing hyper-nationalistic thoughts
the turk in him is taking over
....
The FUCK did you just imply you little primitive, 2 inch dick long caveman dumbshit?!
You fucking uncivilized eunuch.
theres a turk inside you alright
If there was a turk inside me.
Well that would have been a litteral interpretation of "Cockroach".
ew
Do not be afraid, no pest has touched my dick and balls.
you have
you pest
There's a visible error in the background image of the Hagia Sophia.
There should be no 4 towers, it's an Orthodox Cathedral.
You fucking Haitian.
Go back to the sugar fields you caramelized Frenchman!
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i found another silly car
deksy so bark
Well then, grass is blue and the sea is green.
barking cat is cool
You drink mud water and sing nonsensical songs to a voodoo doll.
Nobody cares about your biker gang state
And nobody should

..... I'm just gonna let the other dudes in chat react to this for me.
you can shit talk me but when i respond you pussy out?
ok dude
You litterally sent me a gif with the caption "Omw to mating press you"..... That's genuinely hyper gæy of you, you don't reply to a dude with that and get to be straight.
Hate elves, hate leaf lovers, hate knife ears




