🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

hell naw🗣️

[quaint ore]

great example of slaaneshi activities:

you cut your dick open then use it as a musical instrument and you actually enjoy it

[pastel quartz]

what

[quaint ore]

that is slaaneshi acitivty

Khrone is just fighting non-stop 24/7

[tidal trellis]

Warcraft much simpler literally just war

[quaint ore]

even your bros

[tidal trellis]

That's it

Just kill

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144457851922808915/1163772147441881108/rapidsave.com_683afmph8mub1.gif

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah

[quaint ore]

Pretty much, just one on one combat

[fading shuttle]

warhammer boring, warcraft cool

[quaint ore]

not saying anything about warcraft didn't get around to play it

[pastel quartz]

slaneesh is sex, khorne is war, clown chaos god is trickery?

[minor cypress]

Actual plausable slaneshi activity

[placid sail]

inb4 silly pakistani learns about void lords, titans, the jailer and so on

[fading shuttle]

then you should get around to playing it boy

[quaint ore]

Clown is not a chaos god

[tidal trellis]

STOP NO JAILER

NO JAILER

HE DOES NOT EXIST

[quaint ore]

that is ceogorach, the space elf (eldar) god

[final cedar]

women of the imperium constantly empowering khorne by bleeding every month or so

[solar obsidian]

time for a nap

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

yeah, the chaos god that its main thing is trickery

[stiff marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-pet-wake-up-bed-morning-gif-5196960

[quaint ore]

Khorne does not care where the blood flows, only that it flows

[quaint ore]

That is tzeench

[tidal trellis]

Just play wc3

[solar obsidian]

[quaint ore]

he is god of magic, trickery, scheming and knowledge

[tidal trellis]

You don't need to play the other 2 to understand it

[pastel quartz]

the clown chaos god?

[solar obsidian]

also, hello shadow

[final cedar]

the god of nerds

[quaint ore]

tzeench, the chaos god

[final cedar]

prolly gets bullied cause he's spending all his time shitposting on the vox channels

[placid sail]

you think I'm playing around

[fading shuttle]

the clown isnt a chaos god

[placid sail]

or what

[quaint ore]

ceogorach, the eldar god of laughter

[pastel quartz]

and uh, that big jabba the hut looking thing that puts out diseases like its mixtapes

[quaint ore]

Nurgle

[placid sail]

bazinga

[pastel quartz]

yes

[final cedar]

nurgle lowkey good guy

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-cegorach-bazinga-gif-18135005

[quaint ore]

He is kinda god of constant rebirth and death

[pastel quartz]

wholesome father

[quaint ore]

he is lawful evil

if anything

[fading shuttle]

look at this weird stuff, you shoul play world of warcraft

[tidal trellis]

no no don't play wow

If you do, just play classic

[final cedar]

all his plagues are sent as presents, he def cares for his children

[tidal trellis]

Retail is dogshit rn

[fading shuttle]

play world of warcraft

[minor cypress]

Yo momma so fat she makes Oliensis look anorexic

[quaint ore]

do not look up daemonculaba

do not talk about daemonculaba

[pastel quartz]

remember that one story where a lil nub on nurgles shoulder fell into his couldron, drank the contents , felt guilty about it, but nurgle encouraged it

[quaint ore]

Yeah

I think that is the story of one of his greater daemons

which fought guilliman

[pastel quartz]

great unclean ones

[final cedar]

that's the story of obelix

https://tenor.com/bVyay.gif

[placid sail]

my favorite fact about Nurgle is, being the god of all discord moderators, he has his own e-kitten in the form of a chained aeldari goddess in his basement

[final cedar]

[tidal trellis]

Wtf

[fading shuttle]

stories like that are why warhammer will forever remain cringe core, warcraft has arthas, he is cool

[quaint ore]

that is real 40k lore

Eldar goddes Isha

is imprisoned by nurgle

he tests his diseases on her

[placid sail]

he may or may not test his especially potent mistards farts on her because she is essentially immortal, too...

[final cedar]

"imprisoned"
She's nurgling that chode

[tidal trellis]

Arthas is cool but like there's more cooler stuff to it than him

[quaint ore]

apapapap stop

enough

[fading shuttle]

no

[quaint ore]

we aint going that far

[final cedar]

knife ears

[quaint ore]

Kill mer

total mer annihilation

[tidal trellis]

Arthas is bit special in the IQ department but otherwise yeah he is pretty cool

[placid sail]

getting that nikelodeon slime treatment daily

[quaint ore]

The only thing Pelinal did wrong is he didnt genocide all the mer

[pastel quartz]

he puts out diseases and she finds a cure for it, or atleast thats what I know

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/musakka-masaaka-frieren-frieren-beyond-frieren-break-dance-gif-435307058165259088

[final cedar]

I'm sorry, I could understand over your entire race dying of the big sad

[quaint ore]

That is skyrim lore I reference

not 40k

[final cedar]

same thing

[toxic delta]

have u played starsector? not mecha mecha but i love it

[quaint ore]

air enough

Stormcloaks on top

[fading shuttle]

diable avionics my beloved

[quaint ore]

Also custodes are not a race, and they are still alive and fine in 40k

[tidal trellis]

What does this mean

[placid sail]

copium aeldari propaganda to not look like the biggest losers of the galaxy (they are)

[pastel quartz]

busy

do you ever see the sun in russia

[toxic delta]

it's not mecha game but can be modded to be anime af

[tidal trellis]

Sounds epic

[fading shuttle]

i hate the anime shit that has taken hold of the starsector modding scene

[pastel quartz]

I dont know that deep in wh40k lore, I just like it for the big dudes in armor and guns that shoot gyrojet rounds

[toxic delta]

yea notlikethis

[final cedar]

aeldari women chose primarch geneseed over their own race

[placid sail]

last month was occasionally sorta sunny, which brought me joy

[pastel quartz]

sorta?

[placid sail]

not the immolating all gas no brakes summer sun yet, though

which I crave

[pastel quartz]

so do you ever have a "sunny day"

is this the same for europe

[placid sail]

"sorta" sunny days so far

[pastel quartz]

ok

[placid sail]

when it's definitely sunnier than during the endless black winter, but still not quite there yet

[quaint ore]

Ynnari is a dark eldar

[pastel quartz]

are you able to operate outside normally during the winter

[quaint ore]

Guilliman unironically got that goth gf

[pastel quartz]

or is there a special proceedures

or is it just really annoying

[pastel quartz]

do you even get heat in russia? or is it just snow?

[placid sail]

"operate normally" sure I can, in my warm suit of armor

enjoy the constant cold, snow and darkness, sure I won't, like the rest of slavs

[placid sail]

from -20 in winter to +30 in summer

[pastel quartz]

degrees?

celsius

[placid sail]

though usually it's rather -10 and +20 accordingly

[final cedar]

If some writer manages to get the rebirth of big E as a canon event through the editors

[placid sail]

yes celsius

I don't know the freedoms per burger unfortunately

[pastel quartz]

its never below 7 here strangely

[pastel quartz]

oh

I see

thats pretty normal temperatures actually

besides the -10 to 20

[placid sail]

the rebirth of big E is hinted at and almost imminent, but the writers will only use it as a last resort

[minor cypress]

Primarched

[placid sail]

because upscaling the plot with such a fucking deus ex machina in play in any sense would be a nightmare

he's gonna be a fucking GOD

what, you're gonna invent SUPER tyranids?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[final cedar]

if he gets reborn as a smurf x dark eldar abomination?

[pastel quartz]

yes they will

[final cedar]

[placid sail]

or necrons are gonna all turn into k'tans?

or maybe chaos gods will all combine in one megazord and fist fight empy?

[pastel quartz]

or that idea of a 5th chaos god

[placid sail]

cease your xenophilia lest I burn you in prometheum, heretic

[pastel quartz]

6th technically

[final cedar]

eye of terror blinks

[tidal trellis]

man I am lost

[minor cypress]

I love how hyperbolic 40k lore is

[final cedar]

really is

[pastel quartz]

tyranids start molding into female "ideal" anthropomorphic bodies

its joever

alien pussy is the strongest weapon in any sci fi univers

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/XzLeQs6jZEM

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1144314949691248650/tim.mp4

[minor cypress]

The lore be like "Gulgath the 4th primarch of the forgotten purge once forgot his wallet at an alderani slave den. He became so enraged that someone would dare take his wallet, made of his 5th son's holy foreskin, that he sent the black order of the darkest day to retrieve it.

[fallow trellis]

latvians

[minor cypress]

After meeting harsh resistance at the placidium of forgotten sepluchers, the black knights won. The only remains of the battle was a scorched orphans eyes, charred by the remains of a termanids stomach bile, under a pile of alderani cervix bones in a fire. A common battle victory treat of the darkest knights of day.

[final cedar]

||primarch forgot he put his phone STC on the roof of his battleship before engaging the warp drive||

[placid sail]

you forgot the part where the aeldari suddenly pulled out the doomsday cannon designed to one shot dark knights with ease which effortlessly took out a platoon of those, and only with valiant effort of a dark knights captain, who had half of his body missing and using several guardsmen tied together like an improvised club, the vile xeno filth weapon was taken down

[final cedar]

ngl I love this shit

grimdank is bae

[river zealot]

@solar obsidian hey theyre talking about your country

[minor cypress]

But then, after the battle, the guardsman spine whip was cursed by slanesh. Over the years of taming the slave farms of Armenia, the cursed whip was eventually scratched by enough beaten slaves to make enough runes to summon the 6th chaos prince, Sugmail. Sugmail avenged the slaves by boiling the torturer alive in a vat of fermented rat piss.

Grimdark lore is what happens when you give the edgy kid enough monster and tell him to go ham, about 5 times over.

[lunar brook]

@solar obsidian hey they are talkinf about your mom

[placid sail]

somewhere during all that, a squad of sisters of battle was violated horribly and turned into a lake of blood, and it has something to do with the weapon, but nobody is sure

[minor cypress]

Except the blood was exclusively taken from their diva cups or some shit

There is just always room to make grimdark darker. Its batshit insane and over the top, but thats the best/worst part of it

[placid sail]

I wouldn't be surprised if sisters of battle don't have period

[quaint ore]

40k in a nutshell

[toxic sundial]

@narrow lotus

[placid sail]

for some absolutely silly reason like but why??? THE EMPEROR PROTECTS THAT'S WHY

[tidal trellis]

who is

the emperor

[quaint ore]

Oh lawd

Ok, so

[placid sail]

I HAVE PERSONALLY REMOVED MY FALLOPIAN TUBES SO MY SERVICE TO THE EMPEROR IS PURE

[quaint ore]

Remind me the name of the main alliance character

in WoW

[narrow lotus]

A big dicker that survives by having 1000 mages or whatever sacrificed everyday

[stiff marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/for-the-emperor-warhammer-emperor-40k-warhammer-40k-space-marine-gif-16743092635714334086

[quaint ore]

the long haired blonde

[tidal trellis]

oh

[quaint ore]

Imagine him but he's a fucking god

and mega-racist

[minor cypress]

They uh...determined it was heresy to have a holy sister of battle inflict monthly pain upon themselves or some shit

[quaint ore]

towards anything non-human

[placid sail]

it's the reason why I love iehtts

[quaint ore]

You talking about the repentias?

[placid sail]

it's at least self-concious about how ridiculous all of that is

[tidal trellis]

oh okay

[minor cypress]

SEE WHAT I MEAN

there is no way that is an actual fucking lore thing

[quaint ore]

It is

[minor cypress]

I refuse to believe it

[placid sail]

also a bunch of sisters of battle being violated for their blood is absolutely a thing, too

[minor cypress]

I pulled that out of my ass

[placid sail]

and also, fun part

humans did it

[quaint ore]

@minor cypress

[placid sail]

grey knights, to be precise

[quaint ore]

these are real

I cannot post more of them

cause it will get me banned

[placid sail]

you can, but you're gonna arouse the mods

[quaint ore]

they go in butt naked with chainswords with hgoly texts covering their bodies

that is peak religion fetish

[minor cypress]

Adlib brainfart making 40k lore

Peak

[quaint ore]

Pretty sure that in 40k Goge Vandire (the man who started the sisters of battle) used them as a fucking harem

[quaint ore]

Until the Custodes rolled up to the SoB leaders and went: Ayo, he's a fucking retard

[minor cypress]

Somehow, that is the least crazy thing he could have done.

[quaint ore]

Zoro, there is some mega crazy shit in 40k lore I view as normal at this point

I am a custodes fan so I am balls deep in ridiculousness

[placid sail]

all oiled up, too

[minor cypress]

I believe it. If you think it couldn't be worse, it could be.

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/dad-noel-noeldeyzel-noel-deyzel-dady-noel-oil-up-gif-681038276999425596

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-8189346

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

[visual stirrup]

"My lord, I am confused by the requiremnet that -"
"WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT PALE MUSCULAR TOMBOYS WITH WHITE HAIR!?"

[quaint ore]

So, if we talking about Custodes

Ho boy

[minor cypress]

By the tears of orphans whos planets were glassed because they followed a false god (it was a typo in the emperor mandated holy books sent to them on accident.)

[river zealot]

sugmail?

[placid sail]

this is what chaplain enjoys by the way

https://youtu.be/a3k8g5oX97E

[visual stirrup]

pillarstodes

[quaint ore]

I can go on a tangent here, but I will be short on it.

You know how Primarchs are described as the peak super-humans in 40k? Like, able to solo armies and shit?

Yeah, custodes are closer to that than space marines

10 thousand of them held off the infinite amount of daemons for years

[visual stirrup]

It's a shame we will never find out what happens to the Diavolo pillarstodes in TTS

[quaint ore]

and still do so

[minor cypress]

Yeah he is the patron saint of camel herding in the winter mountains of rusala.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-noted-notes-gif-26231953

[craggy wigeon]

Oil up lil bro

[river zealot]

rusala?

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/6WvnO9Xd9Vc

[minor cypress]

Yeah, its the holy moon of Serpentius, next to the sea of serbius.

[river zealot]

serbius?

[pastel quartz]

they are actually one of the more efficient legions

[minor cypress]

Where the ugway made the death dwarfs first prototypes

[pastel quartz]

torture a few babies and the planet will submit instead of mass genoside like some of the oters do

[quaint ore]

Yeah and then that planet rebels after they leave'

cause no one is there to intimidate them

[pastel quartz]

fake news

[toxic sundial]

At skinning babies I presume

[minor cypress]

Then they will just glass it for fun

[pastel quartz]

yes

[quaint ore]

Brainfart is now Warhammerfart

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-santodes-excitement-excited-thermic-reactor-gif-19902740

[minor cypress]

Nah, they were just mad they sent child leather books as an apology gift.

[toxic sundial]

Brother santodes. Convince them

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/flashgitz-furry-warhammer-gif-23607891

[quaint ore]

Flashgitz was a fucking disaster to the 40k community

[pastel quartz]

a blessing you mean

[quaint ore]

Imma be real here

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/passive-aggression-air-tts-etts-gif-24134445

[pastel quartz]

his new spaceking spinoff is somethign

[quaint ore]

He made the most unfunny punchline imaginable and then turned it into the posterchild of 40k community

[pastel quartz]

fake news

you were paid to say that

[quaint ore]

Frankly I was not, my opinion does not matter enough to be paid for

[pastel quartz]

this is how the media lies sheeple

wake up

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[minor cypress]

Even the fucking towels are dangerous

[pastel quartz]

ill read allat

[quaint ore]

That is a very minor lore piece

which doesnt do much

[minor cypress]

What the hell do you mean a forgotten language powerful enough to kill things just by speaking but will rip your jaw off if you aren't strong enough

Is a minor lore piece

[quaint ore]

Cause it doesnt do shit in any books

[placid sail]

the entirety of wh40k lore is "that shit could kill absolutely everyone, twice"

[fading shuttle]

the goober

[quaint ore]

Pretty much

there is plenty of shit which can kill everything in 40k

but people who have that power do not want to do that at all

cause they know that wont work

[river robin]

So they’re pussies is what you’re saying.
They should just go “fuck it we ball”

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/iUuvHPr4BGk?si=RdOHBggZz4YIgbAq

God i cannot be trusted to doomscroll 40k lore

Even the fucking catgirls are cursed

Everything is fucked

[quaint ore]

catgirls are barely catgirls in a way you imagine them

They are the human version of those sphinx cats

and they will kill you

[quaint ore]

Dogs are also turned into cyborgs which will chomp your leg off

[tidal trellis]

Ew

[placid sail]

I managed to forgor about that horror already, thank you for reminding

[minor cypress]

I should have listened

I should not have researched the Daemonculaba lore

Fuck that, going to bed.

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-what-you-did-mickey-mouse-stay-out-slam-door-door-slam-gif-6226295879161651628

[grizzled meadow]

Guys, random question

🔞

What does this mean for you?

To me, it means "forbidden for under 18s" = it's adults-only stuff

[quaint ore]

Same

but if you look at it like a car sign

it means

No older than 18

[lusty sonnet]

"forbidden for italians"

[grizzled meadow]

No italian flag in it, bad joke

[tidal trellis]

Yeah basically

[lusty sonnet]

I'll spoil the games you're playing

[grizzled meadow]

Good luck, I'm playing stuff I have already finished 10 years ago

[pastel quartz]

gaijin when add

[gleaming grove]

What is WT april fool this year

[lusty sonnet]

you finished deus ex mankind divided 10 years ago?

[pastel quartz]

callback to crossout

[grizzled meadow]

[pastel quartz]

same shit

[gleaming grove]

I forgot Crossout is a thing

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-mk1-gif-13341605582531023208

[pastel quartz]

war thunder but you build your own tonk

[placid sail]

daily reminder for you that if you're about to be taken captive by forces of chaos, better be ready to take your own life real quick

[gleaming grove]

Wtf thats rad

[pastel quartz]

or technical I guess

like those toyota hiluxes with an artillery piece in the back

[gleaming grove]

I always wish Gaijin added Afganistan tech tree

Which consists of toyota with Hind 80mm rocket pod

[pastel quartz]

artillery, aa, dshka on the back of a hilux

what a life

[livid pond]

https://youtu.be/Ian_pV2VpsE

[toxic sundial]

Ayo you got games on your phone??

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/estonia-bestonia-estonian-wave-swimmer-gif-15167397

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-estonia-estonia-i-love-estonia-baltics-gif-11060661396553315107

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-laced-laced-hulk-green-monster-shit-gif-11770717343618769494

[ruby minnow]

i just said we wait the playing game now irl bro i need some actual sleep

[tidal trellis]

THIS SHIT LACED

[quaint ore]

This is either Estonian or Latvian

Though I am pretty sure Latvians rarely use quads

[eager igloo]

Hi

[narrow lotus]

SPT Tarkov modding @thin goblet

[livid pond]

not again

[placid sail]

😔

[thin goblet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FUsyU-i68

[sage otter]

To me it means "fuck the three six mafia"

[robust cove]

no 18 year olds allowed in this mickey mouse clubhouse

[livid pond]

who wants to play this

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1221109347501998131/standing-thomas.gif

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-vicente-fernandez-head-pat-crush-michael-reeves-gif-23764722

[wraith osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114232409794281502/1185786145041293393/1185261791807283261.gif

[solar obsidian]

gooners

[grizzled meadow]

Understandable, have a great day

[green schooner]

hi bestie

[solar obsidian]

number 18 is not allowed

[robust cove]

number 18

two number nines

[livid pond]

a number 45 large

[solar obsidian]

a number nine large

[robust cove]

number 6 with extra dip

[solar obsidian]

two 45's

[livid pond]

fuck i got it wrong

[sage otter]

And a large lockdown

[livid pond]

gonna kms

[solar obsidian]

1 with cheese

and a large soda

[livid pond]

cheesed to meet you

[grizzled meadow]

Hey it's my cheddar

[solar obsidian]

like cheddar

[grizzled meadow]

You too, have a gouda day

[solar obsidian]

wish there were more max payne ai edits

[toxic sundial]

Something was seriously aswiss

[solar obsidian]

translate pls

[placid sail]

admin's stockpile of memes has run dry
from today, we're posting your nudes

[solar obsidian]

😳

[tulip ravine]

What is your sounddddd

[tulip ravine]

Idk why I just thought of that song

[placid sail]

I wonder if Falco is autistic

[solar obsidian]

yes

[dreamy flax]

spice7, your new nickname is Hottie

[robust cove]

yes he's italian

xelA is hitting on you

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz, can i have your number?

[placid sail]

the entirety of Poland looking like some weird ass cult because every single person, from a child to the elderly, is covered in KURWA

[robust cove]

no chyba ty kurwa

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/okurwa-kurwa-stachujones-stachu-jones-gif-13138130

[dreamy flax]

:flag_pl: Polish (polski)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Well, you probably are a whore

[robust cove]

I already told you xela cannot translate shit

[grizzled meadow]

I ask that myself every now and then, I did some online tests and I'm not

[toxic sundial]

Seems to have worked fine

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax translate: no chyba ty kurwa

[dreamy flax]

🔤 Translated: no probably you bitch 🟢

Is there anything else you would like to translate or inquire about?

[solar obsidian]

spoilers - you arent

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, I just said it

[robust cove]

it's not "bitch" ffs

[solar obsidian]

online tests arent a valid diagnose

[placid sail]

Falco can't figure out the results of the tests, because every single one returns result with a single picture:

[grizzled meadow]

I know but I did the good certified and shit tests, don't worry

[solar obsidian]

the good online tests...

right

[grizzled meadow]

[robust cove]

fuckin buzzfeed quizz "what your favourite family guy character says about your mental illness"

[placid sail]

do this one

https://www.winxclub.com/ru/content/кто-ты-из-фей-winx

[grizzled meadow]

winxclub

That shit is italian

I'm proud

[placid sail]

see, I know my shit

only the best tests from me

[robust cove]

I learned that earlier today

[tulip ravine]

WHAT IS YOUR SOUNDDDDDDDDDDDD

[grizzled meadow]

If I'm not Bloom I riot

[tulip ravine]

Falco my man

How are you

[robust cove]

also that the italian anthem mentions poland

why did that kill chat

[solar obsidian]

ugh, its that guy pavlo again

[robust cove]

yeah I'm killing myself

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/finally-tardy-lebron-james-gif-21439211

damn he lanky

[naive bison]

i love max payne

i must inflict max payne on my balls

[robust cove]

maximum pain I must endure

[naive bison]

max payne 2 was one of my favorite games of all time

max payne 1 is exactly as the title says

it's so fucking hard

shotguns in those games are fucking useless

max payne 1 shotgun is the double barrel from postal 2

in hands of NPC's only*

[grizzled meadow]

Skill issue istg

[robust cove]

HE SAID THE THING

THE

[grizzled meadow]

It's true though

[robust cove]

[naive bison]

max payne 3 was decent

[robust cove]

idk I never played the first 2

[naive bison]

not as good as 2 tho

2 is peak kino

[robust cove]

I liked max payne 3 with first person mod

[naive bison]

absolute cinema gameplay

max payne 3 taught me CARALHO

[eager igloo]

There was nothing of the plot of max payne that was left in my head

From first 2 games

[robust cove]

10 minute internal monologue about how Max's balls are sweaty as fuck rn

[eager igloo]

There was something off about the rats

[naive bison]

uh

Mona Sax is hot

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-sfm-andr3mdl-gif-17292189102913521683

[naive bison]

i want to sax her

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-sfm-andr3mdl-gif-17292189102913521683

[naive bison]

that's all i remember

oh and she shot Winterson

and valkyrine

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-breaking-bad-breaking-gif-23716186

[naive bison]

drug

[naive bison]

IM MOVIN DIFFERENT
THIS SHIT AINT NOTHIN TO ME MAN
🗣️ 🐀 💯

[solar obsidian]

dracula flow sucks

[naive bison]

and you swallow

watch the podcast on the guy that played dracula

sorry

[naive bison]

let me rephrase

watch the podcast interview with Dracula

he literally is him

he sold crack, robbed banks, took the virginity of a woman in the Waco cult

he literally is him

he was moving different

[grizzled meadow]

Real

Speaking of old games, I just found out that Prototype 1 and 2 were also released for PC

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/center-stage-gif-24631184

[naive bison]

they have been for YEARS

what are you on about

[grizzled meadow]

And with that said, you're banished from here

[grizzled meadow]

"I just found out"
Always thought they were console exclusives, I just didn't know

[naive bison]

i should play crysis 2

that game had the greatest intro cinematic of all time

[eager igloo]

You disliked a popular piece of media, may god have mercy upon your wretched soul

[naive bison]

that music to this day makes me bust

[naive bison]

...because i won't

[solar obsidian]

wasnt funny to begin with and now its way too overused that i must complain

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/nCBISF4evKA?si=9lSVf878fxq0fZ_2

ohmygod

[grizzled meadow]

wasnt funny to begin with

Shit taste

[solar obsidian]

[naive bison]

i'm over here stroking my dick right now i got nanobots on my dick im just strokin my shit im empowered as fuck im a next generation soldier man

[pale ingot]

Last thing this guy is gonna see is the price tag on these Givenchy gloves..

[robust cove]

wasnt funny to begin with is max Cope

it got boring sure

[solar obsidian]

nope, it actually wasnt funny

[robust cove]

then you're retarded

[solar obsidian]

not a single chuckle from me

[robust cove]

and lithuanian

[naive bison]

this guy never threw diamonds in the club under The Great Pyramids

[robust cove]

thats a double whammy

[naive bison]

this shit actually is something to him

[solar obsidian]

says the polish

[robust cove]

this shit is something to you boyo

[naive bison]

he can't squeeze a camel through the eye of a needle

https://youtu.be/nCBISF4evKA?si=oF65m_TBKUXzgsQj&t=114

timestamp

[eager igloo]

Frogs

[naive bison]

me when the woman i'm running after at night pulls a .25 ACP on me

[grizzled meadow]

Motherfucker looked like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him

[naive bison]

holy fuck the sound of that .50 cal breaking makes me break physically

[robust cove]

now it's funny again because Delight started bitching

[naive bison]

also fuck whoever made this trailer have credits on it

[grizzled meadow]

I still don't know what Crysis is about and I played something of the second game

[naive bison]

last thing he's gonna see is the price tag on my nanosuit

[naive bison]

aliens are on earth, humans find them and make nanosuits out of them, humans go test em out in the field in north korea, aliens wake up somehow and fuck earth up

[solar obsidian]

dementia

[naive bison]

crysis 2 got the best nanosuit lore implementation

that shit is morphing and changing and adapting at every step of the way

the aliens spread covid19 everywhere aka a virus

nanosuit takes it, recombines the virus and gasses the aliens

[grizzled meadow]

Understandable, have a great day

So it's basically humans vs aliens

[grizzled meadow]

Not this time, I just didn't know the story

[pastel quartz]

Is helldivers 2 very fun?

[river robin]

What kind of schizo ramblings am I reading

[solar obsidian]

dont bother

[storm stream]

Crysis games 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[naive bison]

boys be like "i wanna be batman"
men be like "i wanna be Alcatraz"

[river robin]

Don’t care

[robust cove]

most normal conversation in brainfart "DUDUDUDUDUD WHAT ARE YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC OR SMTHNNN?!?!?!!!"

[inland jackal]

guess who got back into pd

[river robin]

Pavlo having a cope

[naive bison]

knock off ass john wick

that's josh win

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-insane-cat-crazy-cat-losing-grip-gif-11149138922135425545

[inland jackal]

jack white

[naive bison]

jack brick

[robust cove]

idk I just think you're posting slop

[river robin]

He’s talking about aliens and viruses and nano suits and I read one sentence.
Out of context it’s a schizopost.
But apparently IM the schizophrenic for realizing that?

[sage otter]

I mean, you are

[robust cove]

yes you are

[inland jackal]

ass ets lol

[sage otter]

But not related to crysis

[solar obsidian]

pavlo just cant deal with other people not liking the comedy that he likes

[robust cove]

crysis 2 mentioned in the first sentence

[inland jackal]

alo dina

dima

[river robin]

Ok and?

[robust cove]

what comedy

[river robin]

You

You’re the comedy

[naive bison]

you are a freak for typing without scrolling up, the context is RIGHT THERE

[robust cove]

Delight trying revenge but says some dumb shit

[solar obsidian]

cope

ironic, isnt it?

[river robin]

I don’t wanna, and don’t care enough to.
I don’t fucking care.

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-cat-high5-alright-high-five-gif-16090700

[naive bison]

care enough to open your mouth, deranged

[placid sail]

what kind of psycho leaves the stickers on their monitor

[river robin]

Cope

[naive bison]

we really care you weren't here to read context

[river robin]

Words cost nothing

[robust cove]

it's the most obvious thing when you are madge

[river robin]

There is no care

[solar obsidian]

i thought those were teeth

[inland jackal]

@solar obsidian

[naive bison]

HoMM 5, based

[storm stream]

@grizzled meadow ryry is being dumb, hit him on head with steel pipe

[river robin]

That wouldn’t stop me

[robust cove]

that would make him stronger

[sage otter]

That's his kink

[placid sail]

bonjour chat

[solar obsidian]

surely you know me so well from the texts

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-baby-funny-animals-cats-kittens-hats-gif-10603050

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine taking ryry seriously

[inland jackal]

with the sonar pan

[storm stream]

[robust cove]

no, I am still saying that it's very obvious when you're

[solar obsidian]

nuh to the uh

[frail scaffold]

stormy ahh weather here trying to prevent me from my cardio

not today god

[robust cove]

yuh to the uh huh

[placid sail]

do not make delight hungry

you won't like him when he's hungry

[naive bison]

have you tried using staircases

[frail scaffold]

have you tried going outside

[river robin]

He should eat a snickers

[naive bison]

yes and i don't like it

[frail scaffold]

fair enough

at least youre honest

[solar obsidian]

wish i was hungry...

[river robin]

How hungry

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-shock-gif-23419738

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/kms-gif-25547575

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-eating-gif-25793804

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-eijivision-gif-6073182353830757804

[placid sail]

he's so talented

[solar obsidian]

lets just say i would like to really hate horses

[placid sail]

YOOOOOO

MY GPU

IS SUPPOSEDLY ARRIVING TOMORROW

[river robin]

Send it to me in the mail instead

[placid sail]

OPERATION FARTDIVER IS REACHING ITS CLIMAX

[frail scaffold]

this is a new one i havent seen this one

low tier groomer

[pastel quartz]

which one is it

[naive bison]

High Cholestorol Content

[grizzled meadow]

Build finally completed?

[placid sail]

7800 hellhound

[river robin]

The one with the p and the u after the g

[frail scaffold]

nice

[pastel quartz]

Ok see you soon

[frail scaffold]

i got a 7900xtx

i dont wanna say how much i paid

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kidnap-cat-kidnap-aaaaah-fear-horror-film-gif-21768777

[placid sail]

||actually, I forgor to get a cooler.||

[naive bison]

3 things you never ask LTG:
What's his REAL name?
What age is he REALLY?
When is he gonna do legs

[river robin]

Imagine buying anything better than a 3060

[placid sail]

||and any sort of m2||

[river robin]

Scammed

[placid sail]

but HEY

[narrow lotus]

OILER

[placid sail]

my vacation starts next week

[narrow lotus]

🇱

[placid sail]

I'll have plenty of time to procrastinate finalize the build

[pastel quartz]

will ur pc be done by then?

[narrow lotus]

HOW DO U FORGET THAT BUSY

[placid sail]

also gotta figure out how to

ahem

[narrow lotus]

what cooler you getting

[placid sail]

CHEAPLY

AS IN

FOR FREE

install shindows

[robust cove]

just put the computer in fridge

ez

[placid sail]

most likely Noctua NH-D15 (or s)

unless Falco threatens to kill himself as long as I don't buy liquid cooling instead

[naive bison]

i wonder what's his opinion on a man named Alex

some deep keemstar lore there

[river robin]

Not really

Everyone knows he hates Alex and that Alex is a stupid

[robust cove]

@fading shuttle what do you think

[naive bison]

i don't think, i know

[solar obsidian]

busy, by the time you build your pc, the games with be as outdated as 20 years ago, so you will need better hardware

[placid sail]

you jest, yet this is literally how Falco thinks building his

[river robin]

Busy spending an arm and a leg on parts for no reason when weaker stuff will run most games maxed or near maxed just fine

[naive bison]

"stupid" IS one of the adjectives he has used, yes

[placid sail]

he's just bought the most ridiculously powerful gpu he could get his sweaty hands on, and he's already anxious it's not strong enough

[river robin]

You’re a moron who missed my joke I put an “a” there for a reason.

[grizzled meadow]

?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/say-the-line-bart-school-millhouse-classroom-gif-26683141

[grizzled meadow]

busy making fictional scenarios again

[robust cove]

he already has a CPU that has been waiting to be used only since 2010,

[solar obsidian]

maximus overthinkius

[grizzled meadow]

???

[naive bison]

who the fuck asked you anything?

[placid sail]

FUTUREPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

[grizzled meadow]

Ah that one

Bro you know I'm right

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail, real question. who overthinks more, me or falco?

[naive bison]

actually get yourself checked bro

[river robin]

Don’t care

[naive bison]

having conversations with yourself

it's frightening

[placid sail]

you are both retarded in your own unique ways

[frail scaffold]

cook that fraud

[naive bison]

bro is Tony Fergusson

[river robin]

You upset?
Did I hurt your feelings?

Good

[placid sail]

man

[robust cove]

Fuckin

GTX 250 or someshit, fresh out the box dud

[solar obsidian]

kill yourself

[placid sail]

how retarded I am myself, if the prospect of having an actual modern powerful PC made me think DAMN I WANNA PLAY SOME INSANE MINECRAFT BUILD NOW?

[solar obsidian]

retard

[naive bison]

nah that's pretty based, i finally built a good pc after years of having shit hardware and then ran into the "idk what to play now" problem

[livid pond]

straightest ecologist

[naive bison]

right now on my pc i have like 3 games, tarkov, gamma and borderlands 3

[river robin]

Nothing is based about wasting your money

[robust cove]

rotund too

[solar obsidian]

i rather be an overthinker than want to play micro manage modded minecraft

[placid sail]

that's what I've seen a pal of mine do, he got himself some full on RGB dreadnought, played some tall titles for a couple of weeks, aaaaand promptly went back to playing dota, cs and pubg

[grizzled meadow]

Bought a 7900XTX just to play Yakuza 5 (since I haven't finished it) let's gooo 🔥 🔥 🔥

[naive bison]

modded minecraft players just want to play factorio in 3D, real chads play terraria calamity

[naive bison]

i wanna play RDR2

and dying light 2

maybe dead island 2 as well

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/nvidia-jensen-huang-safe-to-upgrade-gif-26481071

[grizzled meadow]

Same, and I played the game once

But this time I will max the shit out of it

[grizzled meadow]

Nvidia can kiss my ass now

[robust cove]

i waited for my new pc to finally play rdr2

worth it

[solar obsidian]

i'd prolly end up in a mental asylum

[placid sail]

definitely gonna play fartdivers with some pals, possibly brainfarters too, then I'm gonna play Baldur's Gate 3 solo without game turning into a slideshow in act 2 and 3, then hmmm

ah yes

[naive bison]

baldur's gate 3 sounds boring as hell honestly

[solar obsidian]

what pals

[placid sail]

some retarded ass huge modpack on either skyrim or fallout 4 (don't judge)

[naive bison]

turn based combat that isn't heroes of might and magic is tumor inducing

HoMM is based

[frail scaffold]

red devil?

[solar obsidian]

omg

[robust cove]

but le sex

[river robin]

I will now judge

[naive bison]

1 more reason to not play it

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/nvidia-graphics-card-gif-15030686106937744416

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/michaelscott-wink-yes-you-know-it-gif-13342379

[frail scaffold]

same card as me

[placid sail]

I like rpgs, I dunno what to tell you

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/sheesh-gif-21357175

[placid sail]

plus dnd like mechanics arouse me slightly as well

[grizzled meadow]

You go big or you go home + it's all about futureproof™️

[naive bison]

i wonder what RPG i should play

[frail scaffold]

i had a 3070 before

[solar obsidian]

7

[river robin]

Sentence typed by the deranged.

[grizzled meadow]

BRO SAME

I mean I'm still using it since I don't have the rest of the build but same

[frail scaffold]

you really think im gonna just go to a 3080

[naive bison]

i played a lot of Morrowind, oblivion, Skyrim, the middle earth one

[frail scaffold]

fuck no

im going all the way

[naive bison]

i got a funny story of the middle earth games

i downloaded Middle Earth, shadow of mordor

[solar obsidian]

compensating

[placid sail]

OH RIGHT, I should probably check cyberpunk as well, since my current pc can't really pull it off at all, but not that excited, honestly, that game's atmosphere is not for me

[frail scaffold]

3070 went to my roomate

may they use it well

[naive bison]

cause i remembered the name of the game i saw on youtube was Middle Earth, shadow of ---
shadow of mordor is the second game
shadow of war is the first one, the one i wanted to do first

[robust cove]

first game i tested

recommend it

[fresh rose]

IM JORKING IT (FAKE)

[livid pond]

opposite

[naive bison]

jorking my penits

[placid sail]

didn't ask + L + ratio + double fireball (metamagic modifier)

[grizzled meadow]

My first plan was to go with a 4000 Super something and I waited to see if it was actually worth to go with like a 4080 Super, turns out it's not worth it, I decided to go with AMD
Fuck Nvidia and their premium shit I don't need at this point

[naive bison]

that's how fucking shti that naming scheme is

that game was fun tho but kinda

idk how i felt about the progression in that game

it felt weird

[solar obsidian]

dead meme and was exclusive twitter only

[frail scaffold]

500 extra dollars so i can turn on RT in games and make them run worse for no benefit

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[naive bison]

RTX shit is kinda cool imo, but i haven't used it fully yet, 4060 here

shit like DLSS

[placid sail]

don't make me type "didn't ask" the second time, don't make me do it to you

[inland jackal]

@hot snow are you alive

[grizzled meadow]

Basically, yes, I agree + I don't really need RT and I don't use 100% of the shit Nvidia propose

[frail scaffold]

the literal only game that looks better with ray tracing is witcher 3

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-eyes-chuck-nice-star-talk-can-you-see-are-you-blind-gif-20197183

[frail scaffold]

the only game

[grizzled meadow]

It is cool but #🎪bruh-fart message

[hot snow]

no

[frail scaffold]

and not to mention if you have a nvidia card with 8gb of vram youre SOL

[hot snow]

im a spooky ghost

[solar obsidian]

that wont affect anybody in the slightest because its a public chat

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes
3070

[placid sail]

also yeah, maybe I should try minecraft with gaetracing just for shits and giggle, though amd is supposedly not really good at it

[robust cove]

I got RTX 4070 idek it's more than enough

[frail scaffold]

cus witcher 3 ray tracing cant run on 8gb of vram

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/464577323304484864/1223837989118148658/VID_55880928_175248_333.mov?ex=661b4ef2&is=6608d9f2&hm=145916d17989c86c2af8bb61128e22108b15c8aa21764ac6856488d304ca2c8a&

[inland jackal]

i see that

[naive bison]

i meant RTX specific tech, like DLSS, amd fsr isn't as good yet iirc

[narrow sorrel]

imagine having a game that's raytracing compatible

[frail scaffold]

its retarded

[grizzled meadow]

Me when 3070 with 8 GB

https://tenor.com/view/jon-tron-confuse-smile-gif-15832483

[inland jackal]

ciao falco

[undone wave]

My chemistry professor taught us the breaking bad meth recipe

[sage otter]

No 4080Ti crossfire

[frail scaffold]

the only good looking rt game and it doesnt run on 70% on nvidia's hardware cus theyre greedy fucks

[placid sail]

imagine me replying with that alex's virtual wife hissing clip

[naive bison]

crossfire is amd tech 🤓

[robust cove]

sounds like 200$ more for fuck all of a difference

[naive bison]

iirc crossfire is cool cause you can mismatch whole ass gpu generations

you can use like an HD 7870 with an RX 480 or sth

[sage otter]

Yea but it also had downsides

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202344570608963654/1219389272499687475/hams.mp4?ex=661d94c1&is=660b1fc1&hm=8e7be4650295c3c9d5769802096064caa0a1764cfa09a4694b17c21750cb8226&

[sage otter]

some cards wouldn't sync properly

[inland jackal]

that one bezin?

[frail scaffold]

oh theres one way to get witcher 3 rt to run on 8gb

1080p

[robust cove]

you're not Alex

[inland jackal]

now i am

[placid sail]

yeah, thank

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/464577323304484864/1223839305810841783/MI07RHrC6z0Pla_C.mp4?ex=661b502c&is=6608db2c&hm=67dca3355812c22bf5d1b790dc8c894fa61b87bb4f8792d35d57e17e4d227bd0&

[frail scaffold]

but if youre really running a game at 1080p on a 600 dollar gpu are you really winning

[robust cove]

skill issue

[sage otter]

Money issue

[frail scaffold]

legally distinct fiji

[robust cove]

not at all

[solar obsidian]

im surprised busy didnt save it, considering that he's drooling over vtubers

[inland jackal]

how would you name john wick if he got a bit fat

[naive bison]

she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real

[fading shuttle]

fat john wick

[frail scaffold]

gone thicc

[sage otter]

I'm not spending an additional 800€ to get 50% perf and random crashes

[undone wave]

Honey, get the strap

[solar obsidian]

john wack

[inland jackal]

i didnt save it either, i just looked at alex's dm

[solar obsidian]

good

[inland jackal]

hes a fatso now

[frail scaffold]

he will be boiled soon

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/464577323304484864/1223825098427990026/1681867105674.mp4?ex=661b42f1&is=6608cdf1&hm=69304ccbaa3be66245e7df3394f0a6d4a59229725f4fe68f845381085550cf7c&

[placid sail]

ah yes

[robust cove]

I'll spend 800$ to fire rockets at your house

[placid sail]

the final benchmark for my future puter

[inland jackal]

armor will recover after 1.5 no matter the situation

[grizzled meadow]

"If you buy a 3070 and you play in 1080p you're doing something wrong"

[sage otter]

fake news, where did you find multiple rockets for 800€

[inland jackal]

and 220 armor in 1.5s is pretty dope

[frail scaffold]

its literally just the retarded vram limit

[naive bison]

roubles

[inland jackal]

average firework store

[river robin]

The internet.

[placid sail]

do not mock me

[frail scaffold]

people have literally soldered more vram onto the 3070 and made it run better

[placid sail]

or else

[frail scaffold]

cus its so handicapped

[sage otter]

screenshot or fake

[robust cove]

in yo mum

[gusty willow]

what the fuck currency is that

[river robin]

Trust me bro

[inland jackal]

wakanda haircut does he have

its wack

[grizzled meadow]

What

Are you for real

[frail scaffold]

yes

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-dong-monkey-gorilla-gif-16118261

[placid sail]

even the most inattentive reading of the chat would answer that for ya

you donkey

[sage otter]

rub

[gusty willow]

i didnt scroll high enough

[naive bison]

yes please

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-nvm-nvm-hatred-its-game-o-clock-game-o-clock-gif-21772406

[solar obsidian]

what currency stalker uses

[robust cove]

Polskie Złote

[gusty willow]

deez nuts

[sage otter]

brb gotta get a free döner

[placid sail]

he never played stalker, or anomaly, or gamma

[gusty willow]

HA

[placid sail]

like half the gamma

[solar obsidian]

smartest american

[grizzled meadow]

Check DMs real quick

[frail scaffold]

there is no smart american

[gusty willow]

bitch i wrote the guide

[naive bison]

if only crocodiles were friendly

[frail scaffold]

sincerely an american

[naive bison]

life would be so cool

[solar obsidian]

he wont give u next month's nitro

[grizzled meadow]

Delight after fever is wild

[sage otter]

They are friendly to other crocs

[solar obsidian]

i dont have it now, fortunately

[naive bison]

sadly i am not a crocodile

[placid sail]

this makes it even worse, people are believing your lies, you fraud

[placid sail]

DO NOT

STRANGER DANGER

[grizzled meadow]

I said "after", impossible to read

[placid sail]

🔞

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/camouflage-crocodile-gif-27238786

[frail scaffold]

why is this an emote

[gusty willow]

one mans lie is another mans truth

[solar obsidian]

wasnt i wild before?

[grizzled meadow]

Nope

[gusty willow]

you were wild all night

[placid sail]

special symbol to alert underaged users of gamma about the danger of Falco

[naive bison]

dress as crocodile to sexually harass crocodile by touching his feet

[sage otter]

fcking croc fetish

[placid sail]

DO NOT OPEN DMS FROM THE ITALIAN 🔞

[solar obsidian]

[robust cove]

you are as wild as a 80 year old librarian

[solar obsidian]

dementia

[frail scaffold]

im literally italian

but i dont speak italian

im a far off mutt

[gusty willow]

its been so long since the italian has dmed me

[placid sail]

here we fucking go again

why half the brainfart is pretend Italians

[frail scaffold]

american italian (tm)

[naive bison]

my condolences

[robust cove]

Fuckin Tony Soprano

AYYY

[sage otter]

yikes

[gusty willow]

im literally sicilian

[robust cove]

IM WALKIN ERE

[frail scaffold]

unreal

unreal

[robust cove]

engine

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/unreal-tournament-kid-ich-will-gif-16993547

[placid sail]

unrelated question

[frail scaffold]

i get no interactions all day until i mention my ethnicity

https://tenor.com/view/shy-seal-gif-21920643

[placid sail]

has anyone ever seen shine and stella type at the same time

[naive bison]

that's not an interaction, that's cyber bullying

[frail scaffold]

who

[placid sail]

don't worry about it

[gusty willow]

kinda like a ryry and stella

[solar obsidian]

[grizzled meadow]

I know it's retarded, I keep cursing whoever pushed me to buy this card by saying that 2K was the minimum/ideal to use it, goddamn it
In hindsight I wouldn't have done that, that's also why this time I'm trying to get stuff that will last me a few more years or at least won't make me change the whole PC from the motherboard down to the fans just because I preferred not to spend money today

[gusty willow]

or even maja and stella

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-oh-oh-snap-shocked-amazed-gif-13049595

[placid sail]

FUTUREPROOOOOOOOOOOF

[frail scaffold]

at least you didnt buy it on your own research and regret it immediately

[solar obsidian]

minmaxxing

[sage otter]

bottom text

[frail scaffold]

doesnt the 4070 still have 8gb

[solar obsidian]

yet he still regrets it

[gusty willow]

you dont like the 3070?

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I had some suggestions and allat, I trusted them

[grizzled meadow]

8 GB of VRAM is too little for almost anything new these days but even when I bought it

[robust cove]

I'M GONNNAA WOOOOTTTTTT, I'M WOTTING ALL OVER THE PLACEEEE, GRAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH

[placid sail]

if my final build won't work or will catch fire, I will be midly upset

because I'm poor as mouse now

[grizzled meadow]

Jfc if that is a wot it's over

[frail scaffold]

its even marketed as a 1440p card

[gusty willow]

hmm i thought it was 10gb vram

[frail scaffold]

which most modern games at 1440 sit around 8gb

[grizzled meadow]

I wish

[frail scaffold]

MUH DLSS

MUH AI

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shai-ulud-pesky-paul-muad'dib-dune-gif-7401929596429307860

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[naive bison]

Dune bucket please
Extra butter
Hold the popcorn

[naive bison]

And a ticket to Madame Web

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-dancing-dance-dancing-gif-gif-17374355049678501349

[frail scaffold]

literally me

[naive bison]

frend acquired, billions must live

[placid sail]

millions must snooze

(I already snoozed today)

[solar obsidian]

same

[frail scaffold]

time to blast vide noir and shower

[robust cove]

time to blast that ass

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/keepin-it-lemon-gif-14596148631858543471

[grizzled meadow]

At least you can try it, I have this fucking GPU on my shelf that I cannot try

[frail scaffold]

keep it lemon

[solar obsidian]

send it to me

[placid sail]

resell it you monkey

[naive bison]

thats racist

[placid sail]

what's the point of keeping it on a shelf

[solar obsidian]

damn, i started begging. is joever

[frail scaffold]

backup card

[placid sail]

if you're gonna answer FOR FUTURE I'm gonna stab your chubby ass

[frail scaffold]

gpus are expensive

and they break

you wanna be stuck with an igpu if your card dies

fuck no

[robust cove]

Passing it down to his grandchildren like the family suicide gun

[placid sail]

"started" begging? mf you tried to take my puter today

[naive bison]

my old 1050 2 gig is probably my most expensive asset

shit increasing in price like housing in NYC

[solar obsidian]

it was a joke!

[frail scaffold]

"$230"

[placid sail]

LIES

[gusty willow]

is there a way to check on how much vram you have?

[naive bison]

what is

[solar obsidian]

NUH UH

[naive bison]

and why is it in quotes

[frail scaffold]

in task manager