#๐ชbruh-fart
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Oh boy
im killing you
i heard you like coffee so i put some coffee in yo coffee
take it with cream?
yes
yes. i take cream.
you would drink anything with alcohol in it wouldn't you

does the irish coffee explodes?
so true
Ooga booga
that's northern irish cream
Yea basically
Vodka and monster is good but fuck me it makes you shit yourself
I was born after the age of Four Loko
Mf stealing my ambush tactic
hi cori how the fallout be
also outside of the states
ah, my bad, ty
Four Koko
so we never had four loko
cori dont talk
it be boomin

what about three loko?
how do I get to new vegas from DC
Next time you find a starbucks, ask for the starbucks doubleshot on ice, ristretto shots, no classic syrup. Not 2 shots on ice, the actual drink.
bitch I invented it
you gotta explore, try looking around the white house
im gonna eat it
no that's been glassed
well yeah but the streets leading up to it
stop this thugshakery at once
oh its the capitol
Also no, I draw a line on hand sanitizer
koko have you tried ttw
i cant remember anymore actually, i thought i remembered a side street next to the white house that had a couple of other metro entrances
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1178117125278269562/fuckyou.mp4
at least something is different between you and khaytil
ye
@glad carbon, entrance is near the ||robot president quest|| building
this capital punishment pack is pretty good
done almost a full playthrough of it, just havent done OWB
in dc, not enclave
i always run The Best of Times with the Wasteland Survival Guide on top of it
museum of history?
or national archives
is that GITS 2?
forgot
Its espresso shots, but with less water. More espresso flavor and smoother. Very tasty
ye i think ur right
where u meet Sydney
@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow
ye ye
Innocence movie?
god ye
just after gits 2 after the major gets her cyberbrain fucking sniped
I got a .32 rifle and a 12g db
ye
Don't feel bad asking for ristretto shots either. Its not extra, its one button press on the espresso bar. Its worth asking for.
the recipe
that probably hurt a bit huh?
frog, dare i say it, you're cooking
havining your cyberbrain just be esploded
level 2
hmm
Much smoother and stronger taste.
i really need to get drunk
Sometimes they are called "short" shots
Me and who
well, nothing to simulate pain so I think she's alright 
wtf is a rizztretto?
tretto with rizz
the barracks bunny in question
No, the name is bullshit. The official drink is "starbucks doubleshot on ice(tm).
ah of course, forgive me
well she can simulate everything so

Yeah but im the soldier
you are the woman, @broken topaz
There's a scene from the manga where major goes down on a lady on top of a yacht and batou peeks with the binos, his facial reaction to it is hilarious
Its 4/5/6 shots of espresso, on ice, 2/3/4 pumps of classic strup, put in cup, shaken, then poured with a splash of milk on top
For small/med/large
oh yeah... I have yet to read the manga
ayyy because of the customs duty added on April 1st, my entire scheme of buying gpu in america saved me zero money now
So you get a nice, smooth, strong as shit, slightly foamed espresso drink from the gods.
I hope you choke on my money you customs bitches

Nah it comes with ice. The "doubleshot" part of the name is confusing. And it doesnt help they make an inferior canned version.
at least it's gonna arrive to me soon
(hopefully)

(maybe they didn't even break it in half)
Correction, Major Kusanagi gets double teamed by 2 wemen
A less experienced barista will often mistake you for wanting exactly that lol
@placid sail, have faith. i think it will arrive soon without damages 
THAT TAKES YEARS OF ALCHEMY TRAINING TO MAKE
I will have my new pc soon, and it will work, and there won't be any problems 

I refuse!
any lower dude would be dead
But it tastes good. If i wanted a drink, id just get shots in a cup and a splash of milk
overpenitration
wtf are yall watching 
I dont know what spanish style rice is supposed to be
The gore is so incredibly detailed
Ghost in the shell
๐
You take some mf ing rice
ghohg in the shehs
top part of head blown to bits, lower jaw still in place
New computer? You can finally goon in 60 fps
have you tried putting bone broth to boil in your rice instead of water
not me, busy
Oooh
Like that
I have made that before
without realising its a dish
Yea do that
make that
been doing that recently but need to try more shit out
@placid sail you will be able to finally goon in 60 fps
fucking goosebumps from this song
cant u hire servants for that?
They cant do that anymore
He can hire me for that
Americans I mean
Just needs to fly me out first
I hate rice
I will do all the shopping and cooking
ricest
for minimum wage
those Taiko drums 
I love him 
Life is a rice and im the ricest
You're not getting a free ticket to lala land as someones boy wife, stop the copium
context pls
I can't wait to play modern demanding games for one week in total and get back to playing minecraft and indie games
I already have a free ticket to norway as someone's wife
I was just trying to expand my options
some of ya'll have madi living rent free in your head
Madi isn't even here anymore
I hope your organs will sell well or something
indie game devs on their way to drop the most disturbing game and then never come back ever
๐ ...
funger is a gem
u mad, bro? 
yeah remembering people you've met is cringe
Nah...
who are you again
poor femboy can't afford rent
fuck
if you had removed them, and isn't apart of the community so like
move on?
lol?
Femboy cant afford rent
Femboy remember why he femboy
Femboy now prostitute
it's not a relationship, what is there to move on from
it's just a topic of conversation like any other, shared between people that had a mutual experience
I tried a demanding game for 5 minutes and then played minecraft when I finished building my pc
eh seems more to me, based on the reaction 
The key is to never use water to cook rice, only beef or chicken broth
misogyny maxxing, the final evolution of a effeminate male is a whore 
what?
this is factual
to be fair, modded minecraft which I enjoy IS a demanding game, thanks to using that godawful java
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it sucks because getting chicken broth here is hard for whatever reason, despite being an asian country
Hold up...
real issue when u get reminded of somebody by someone and then you mention the somebodies name once ๐
i wish i blew that back out but unfortunately no its not more
ya'll fucking up rice now
plus I wanna play some, pardon my french, skyrim with loads of mods that will rewrite that mid bland shit entirely to my liking
Sometimes it makes it better
depends on the dish really
download the wildlander modpack
rice is just wanabe buckwheat

what kinda flavour profile you are looking for
I was gonna say by itself to cook yeah
no im going to mix 8 different soaps then put it on my balls and you cant stop me
catch these hands slut
then stop fucking with it
@placid sail, just give that pc to me, what kinda shit u are playing bro
smh, i offer advice and you ask for a fight
but going into a dish I guess it wouldn't hurt
i am very easy to please when it comes to taste so im just experiment to get a new standard
you're australian, you need 8 soaps on your balls
sweaty cunt
kill yourself you sad mordorian bastard
Ahhh, turning on a shader pack and my old pc instantly turning into a 40 year old diesel engine
I've earned that money with my blood, sweat and cum, you're not getting my pc because you're hella submissive and breadable bro
Do not use water to cook rice. Use broth, it tastes much better.
one soap per layer of hell
or layer of grease
get in bro we heading out to eat caveman cereal
whichever is more applicable
You got bouillon? Or stock cubes you can buy?
someone make this a quote idk the command for it
so u think im submissive and breadable? thats hella homo
Gosh..
ive been using those for the most part yepyep
crysis pfp? 
Wtf ayooooo
I just told you, you're not getting it for free, no point in trying to seduce me
AY
ehhhhhh depends but I like my rice as viets do... leave it be and let it DU MA itself
okay edp
I hate buckwheat, i hate rice
i'm coming after you
All i want to eat is maccaroni and potato
I'll forget it by the time my pc is done + I'll probably explore on my own or even slap some shit together personally
why suffer through the tedious process of putting something together when i just offered you a good choice
Based so fvking zased
because I'm picky
im gonna get drunked for real now
and maybe I will consider that modpack, who knows
fat
im not seducing, im telling u to try and play better games and not be stuck on a nostalgia-micro-managing-autism-modding-and-not-even-playing-the-actual-game circle
Busy on his way to make gamma in skyrim
I am trying better and new games, I'm just completely disinterested in 99% of AAA slop
Call it M.O.R.D.O.R.
@placid sail Use your new PC to replay Jedi Academy
half the world is not interested in 99% of AAA slop
half the sane world anyway
omw to make GAMMA more ass to play with some mods
(realistic BHS, toxic air and mags)
Fvking based
not everything is aaa and not all aaa's are bad
that's why you stopped growing in middleschool
oh what would I ever do without your wisdom
Modular Original Repackaged Distribution Of Retardation
real talk tho i did stop growing when i was 12

you must dread twink death 
are you 5'1
im 5'7
damn
fried this rice
Have been since i was 12
L
The busy sponsored skyrim modpack - M.O.R.D.O.R.
I stopped growing after I didnt eat for like 6 weeks
I stopped at ~16, close to 2m 
5'6-5'7 is the same nerd
you jest
yet there is a morrowind mod
thinking back all I remember is bone growing pain
its ok, busy, you need time to digest
im 184 CM which is just about 6ft
that transforms it into a typical slav downtown pit of hell
Im not creative enough to make a entire acronym for morrowind
im excited for skyblivion tbh
fucking dunmers in adidas tracksuits, man

Yeah im 165cm so?
just look at this shit
Thats kinda low bruh

Gnomemaxxing
one thing I hate more than elves are
im gnot a gnoblin
gnomes
im gnot a gnelf
Downloading it now
jesse what the fuck are you saying
keemstar
He doesn't gnow
why it's a thing
he is gnot a gnower
morrowind is basically an eastern european simulator anyway
without the atmosphere
wtf are these buildings bro
gimme a character name starting with R
knot a knower
Regard
Rickert
Reginald
Rupert
Regigigas
Rhaegar
retard
Rhoda, 5th of her weave
regard
Ra
Rochelle
bad
Roquelle
Requisha
Rashonda
Raekwon
Raquise
Robama
Raykwaza
Damn.
Rick Ashley
i deadass knew a guy named requise
come on
I thought we're just shouting R names for no reason
good names tho
RThe Game
what's wrong buddy
have you perhaps
lost it?
Call me golumn
Bro u short af
bite-sized slav
No shit sherlock


does it even hurt when you fall over?
shortstack
what in tarnation
nazrin on testosterone
also y'all better stop laughing at poor sillytyom
hunt the bussy like a nazghul
FOR KARL
short joke incoming
or he's gonna bite your ankles and tie together your shoe laces
His family line comes from a very prestigious lineage
I even found his great grandpa

grumplestiltsman
the food chain demands it
He participated in the Olympics
if i dont eat the short the tall will eat me

@mossy lagoon
oh the misery
Im the domovoy
I will shit in your cereal
we have it too
i thought u have an Alfred butler that brings u everything 
go take a bath in a cup, stinky
Have we come all the around around to people now unironically liking the game Hatred?
nah, its a lithuanian one
i love how esoteric this VTM shit is
luv me vampires
'ate werewolves
big fuckers
when new game
yeah... okay bruh
i know it makes me so sad
holy crap I keked so hard.
Unexpected invite into gamma but welcome one 
I would so play Malkavian on my first session. 
no malk, no talk

I am no longer here
I mean, I expect absolutely nothing from that game, it's stuck in the classic development hell
horny jail
Thats not enough mushrooms
Is it not
Man
It looks like a lot
We could be insane besties
:D
i just smacked a thicc spider on my wall
Dried mushrooms weigh almost nothing
it was small but thicc
thats like maybe 2 grams
and juicy
Fair
it fucking exploded all over my wall

even that aside, though combat is important, to make a sequel to masquerade with atmosphere, quests and characters that good, it would absolutely have to be indie
i want her
big suits would just make another e for everyone, but also vampires nonsense
I NEED HER
god fucking damnit there is like fuckall jobs for me to be able to get in my town all the jobs available right now are manager positions for some fucking reason
booba physics
smh
@weak jackal i have no enemies
smb
you have boobs?
only friends
in RP

Do you?
no
fuck no i just wanna do something simple to get a little bit of money every week there was a part time retail worker job position at an ALDI in my town that was paying about 29 bucks an hour for 15 to 20 hours a week that would of payed anywhere between 410 bucks and 580 bucks or so a week that would of been perfect for me
the only problem?
i had to be 18 to apply for it and im 17
sir, this channel is for 18+
sound the alarm

this has already been discussed dont bother

exile speedrun
but not aldo
constant pestering and complete annihilation of any conversation or activity, not so much
this guy is about to become a ward of the state of GAMMA
again this was already sorted out dont bother
none
kill kill kill
typical discord mod shielding minors in a +18 channel
smh
where else would he get nitros, from your cheapskate ass?
children are Falco's natural sustenance


Falco really hit you with the
"you are so mature for your age"
"you arent like the other minors"
LOL

That or "we can only work you for so many hours bc minor" clause
"dont mind them, kitten"
availabilty is pretty much anyday really ive got a single assignment for this school year which is a research project that ive got the entire year to do so ive got plently i time
i go to school like one day of the week and thats because i dont want the cops coming to my house thinking ive gone missing other than that my school couldent give two shits about what i do away from school as long as i get that assignment done they dont care

im in an alternate learning program of sorts it was made to get kids that were disengaged from learning to start learning and be engaged again and because of that i usually get 2 days of the week off of school
i get an extra 2 days because im in my senior year
2 days that aren't saturday and sunday?
yea
Ahhh that makes sense
What the @grizzled meadow Clownco ๐คก
fool
now he will see how much we talked about him
Ping ching chong big dong yes
Having extra off days on senior year just meant more time playing halo and dicking around
racist
not really other than the younger students being really fucking annoying
dop dop yes yes
idk how the program work, i think its more complicated than just "2 more days off"
https://www.sa.gov.au/topics/education-and-learning/schools/alternative-schooling/flexible-learning-options
this is the program if anyone was curious
Sleep in class, get all A's, teacher calls on you while you are napping to catch you lacking. Sit head up, answer question, go back to sleep. Repeat.
I'm about to get them logs Racistlight
literally me
do it no balls

these are all men
Yuuup. Eventually teacher leaves you be and lets you napmaxx
no i think he just has ultra sex appeal
he?
rotisserie chicken enjoyer
i got put into it because the years before that i gave zero fucks about doing any of the work of course i did enough work to pass the subject but just barely enough so they were like "you wanna legally be able to skip school half the week" and i was like "fuck yeah"
oh
i didn't network bc im autistic xddddddd 
It haunted me freshman year. Sorted it out by sophomore. Burnt out by junior year, dead inside with zero fucks and networking by senior year.

dont make me go through the website
Network by pipe bombs in business executives mailbox
Networking aka routing those jagerbombs to my stomach
Everyone will know you
Even the fbi

u mean ESPECIALLY the fbi 
a networking hoe, if you will
Iโm just goated
"I know a guy"
I know a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that also knows a guy
Ikr, deja vu
no friends to snowball my network of 0
joever
i know no one, i have not a single internship under my belt. i will be graduating with a bachelor's degree supported by zero certifications or work experience
Is this networking?
lmao no friends
ist es over fur mich?
" i know a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a hacker that knows a guy that developed some fallout sex mods that knows a guy that shot another guy for stealing his roblox game code that knows a guy that saw that happen that knows a programmer that can get you into networking"
Just enlist

diggin my grave
Thatโs the point
soon tm
i would rather go to officer school
i know and its fucking wild that sometimes thats how people get jobs that set them for life
Iโm enlisting in a year or 2
Gonna be fun
real
it's gonna be an assisted suicide program for someone like me
yeah, you should stay away from it, mr. boygirl
yes

from a guy that made fallout sex mods? 
it is what it is
so you're saying i should just float until an opportunity finds me
Just embrace the suck
My boyfriend is RAF, i had a friend who was an American paratrooper and my other friend who was a marine
yes, literally do nothing and slack and luck will find you
Common sentiment between all 3
Damn I keep posting the wrong screenshots
dude hell yeah
?
bruh.....
Interesting
happens to the best of us ๐ซ
do you mean this screenshot?
Your dumbass pfp headass
What
6 years of college and i still aint worth shit
You af
give me my piece of paper already
Normal Alex message
he tryna be clownie
Ryry grindset
Ryry is the best
Descendents
1 Red Tape
2 I Want Some Skank
3) Beverly Hills
Circle Jerks
Side B
1Kabuki Girl
2 Hope
From Skom
my professors are all former military, they have like no connections lmao
@grizzled meadow, say something based
Remove 7 years
that explains things
Damn clownco
or if they do, it's with contractors
Me af 
which i unfortunately will not be able to work for
How much based
Everyone around me is military 
Rip
an average ryry
Something something trans people
Try not to be racist again
boo ๐
I'm going to win
Holy fuck that is cold
dont get drunk and go on about the french this time
?
Never been drunk
For what?

Based polish people
Depends on the country
yeah but my professors went from military to contractor to professor, and im not getting a job that needs a clearance
You just dont remember
Can confirm, we have hella poorly qualified vet employees
clearly you have from that shitpost story i did about a year ago thats no longer in the pinned messages
About the french thing, yes
About being drunk, no, never been drunk

The Falconia story?
falconious italiana the 3rd
Only good thing is they embrace the suck and follow instructions well. So they can be molded easily.
Of course it's that story
real
that is a sad existence
My father always said that
im drunk right now
u cant drink?
btw why chinese name? u have some connections that way?
I also never been drunk
dont translate it
dont do it
Ive got a buzz but no drunk drunk
i don't need to translate
Mashallah I'll never be drunk
I just don't like alcohol, I drink a beer or two if I'm with friends but if I can, I don't
sus
what does it say
U just like me
Long peener inside ur mum
Uhh, embrace the suck, pain is weakness leaving the body, etc.
Farfalla translate it for us
drunk on power
How's OxR? Good?
do it one time
it will get me insta banned 
Kekw
Based Italian
Then it should get him banned too
I will always get a hit from the cabbage of the gods
Well yeah he only told me it because he was blown up in a humvee in Iraq by white phosphorus munitions
it's an alpha of an alpha but it's cool. plays like vanilla CoP with some better gunplay and a 3d PDA
Based falco
It has something to do with ur mom
I still have the photo of whatโs left of the humvee
I dont think he does shrooms 
Guess I'll wait for the good stuff then
Hi catboyo
p!cat // hello catboy
Hi catboyo
yeah i think it'll make some strides in the coming months that will make it much more enjoyable as an alpha
hihih
who goonmaxing up in they gooncave fr?
Hi cat
Hi carboy
ive had this name for almost 2 weeks now you will be fine
One "embrace the suck" with a side of "it is what it is" a day keeps the depression away.
Im flying away brainfart
Its a boeing wish me luck
lost a match
Catboyo 
Thank you for the hi
Illy 
So thereโs been a bit of a uproar here about womenโs football pay compared to men right,
YOUโRE GONNA CRASH ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I havent done shrooms. Yet
๐ช
๐ซด
The US womenโs team played against Wrexham, in the 4th division of England football, and all but one of the players were retired
And lost 12-0 at first half
ingerland didn't pull through
Im sorry brainfart but usagi has commited suicide
A classic
He shot himself twice in the head
expanded chernobyl catboyo lore

โ๏ธ
๐ง
๐ฉ
Nah we out here watching old ass anime and chillin
PhD in cumology, people like him need to live
Thats a lot of water bottles
Thatโs what a head on ied truck does to a humvee
Filled with white phosphorus
Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam?!
Minor minor minor league

Judging by the amount of water bottles, they were on the move for a bit 
finally with this thermos bottle filled with tannerite i will destroy my local police station
Middle of the dark
Yes.
Everyone in the humvee lived but the terrorist
Half of them goals should of been no where near the net 

Aye, finally forcing myself to try and watch it again
like that WNBA match where like 20 people actually showed up to watch it in person
that was funny as fuck
all they know is maconald eat chip and lie
What? The skill gap isnโt even close
We only made it to ep 14 before quitting zeta, tried double zeta, gave up
mecha is the shit
Neymar could of dribbled through the entire team by walking
Watched stardust memory, realized how much it connected with zeta, now forcing ourselves to finish zeta and double zeta
I find it funny the argument and people just say
the premier league is the most watched sports league in the world
When i visited my friend in Massachusetts we just drank with pizza and watched studio ghibli movies
do you guys know the nines trick
It is
Man United bring 90 thousand into a stadium and then millions on television
I miss them
@winged phoenix can I get your opinion
Sometimes those who know less about football can actually provide a better opinion from a outside perspective
But
Do you see any gaps here
The arrow is where they will move in attack
Yes
Football manager
this again?
what if they go around the outside, around the outside, around the outside like two trailer park girls?
Football, eyes roll back
Shut up man I need help
Iโm struggling bad

Half the fucking players want to leave since I lied about game time coz they are wank
play HOI4 and you will know the secret to winning this trust me
hydro what about my suggestion
just import some 12 year olds from south america and let them play for you
A double over lap on the wing would be interesting
Would have to play with a low block though to stop them getting exploited on counter
๐ค
run the quarter with a shimmy and a squeeze and pull the W
This is a rather wonderful compilation video of Ichiro Itano's signature flourish; the Itano Circus. I've put this up as the original site that hosted this is no longer linking the file and the other versions on YouTube are split into three parts and at a lower resolution.
Link: http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/people.php?id=4876
Well a third 
aw man I'm hot for barrel swaps
fair enough
Zaku > gundam, zeon did nothing wrong.

Man fuck that they always create the worst tactics for the prem
They always will do a tiki taka style of play which just doesnโt work that well with prem quality
durka bunga style wins, everyone knows that
I usually resort to my favourite
What i call
Terrorist ball
You just bomb the ball down the pitch and hope someone gets onto it
throw sand at the goalie's eyes
Football pitches donโt use sand 
Football shorts donโt have pockets 
neither do prison uniforms, but prisoners figure it out
Yes thatโs coz they shove it in their arsehole
well
Nah now I just imagined jack grealish shitting out sand and throwing it at a keeper
Cheers mate
The amphibious Acguy used by Daryl Lorenz's team is noticeably smaller than the standard version, being approximately 13 meters tall. Its Iron Nails were replaced with three-fingered manipulators, and its head, arms, and back can be fitted with various optional units, such as sensors and weapons, for specific roles.
The Principality of Zeonโs st...
Youโve ruined football
show me the rule in the book that says you cant have sand in your ass
They may be dense cute little robots of destruction
Considering you get sent off for taking your shirt off 
goodbye bagel man
He thicc
Bro is the bakery
bro is living a short but happy life
We got him checked. Supposedly vet says hes fine. 
i hope he is fine, may his years be long
Fat kitty
We moderate his food and play with him tons.
Garfield, you fat cat, you've done it again. you're such an overweight feline.
Music is Begnagrad - Coc'n Rolla
Orange cats just have shit camo. So they evolved to have extra thicc stomachs for raw fighting power.

The lord blessed him with shit camo and maximum bulk
@minor cypress look how fucking plump she is
Aww shit
damn its all anime
We donโt even feed this bitch a ton
Same. They get one scoop a day, not a constant feeder. Still thicc
Idk cats are weird
car
tf is in that
backpack
I found @toxic delta
Yuh
L from deathnote
i didn't see 

Did you make my iPhone
why do i keep clicking on metro's videos, im always disappointed 
clickbait
True
Astartes is peak. The progressive trigger when he magdumps, him leaning into recoil, the slight delay from firing on an open bolt gun. Ughhhhh
So nutworthy
I loveeee 40k
(Only knows about the kriegsmen)
Tbh it has so much lore
Since Astartes part 5 and doom eternal came out i felt like i had to redo this so here it is.
Astartes patreon and channel links
patreon.com/astartesfilm
youtube.com/channel/UCFMtdiQILuTZr22sKUeAOOA
Song used: The only thing they fear is you - Mick Gordon
The only improvement to it is adding doom music
Goes so fucking hard
me and the homies taking a pre-battle shit, as is customary
Group shitting
I bet that shit smells like hoppes
i bet that shit smelled like a nurgle cult
Rare for astartes to do ecclesiarchy rituals
Also fun tid-bit of lore
I pitty the tech priest who has to collect those man sized logs and package them to be shipped to some aristocrats poop vault
banann .
Space wolves veterans like to hold in farts before they are in a deployment craft, then they turn the entire loading bay into a gas chamber, choking the newbies out.

and because the newbies are space marines too
I don't know enough lore to debate that. Its just insane enough to be true
There is an excerpt I can fin
He opened his eyes again and glanced around the darkened compartment of the Thunderhawk, able to distinguish his commrades even in the subdued light of the dimmed glowglobes. Seated next to him was Sven, muttering and cursing to himself, and grumbling about his hunger. His coarse features were twisted into a snarl, his stubby fingers locked together as if in prayer. He grunted and belched, then looked over at Ragnar and winked.
ยSilent but bloody deadly,ย
he muttered, and then Ragnar noticed heโd farted. The stink was awful for a moment in that enclosed space. Such was the keenness of Ragnarโs senses that he could distinguish the varying scents of what Sven had had for breakfast that morning.
ยFish gruel and black bread.ย Ragnar said, without meaning to.
ยAlways a good base for a gas attack.ย
Sven muttered cheerfully. A bright gleam entered his eye. All of the Blood Claws were having some difficulty adjusting to the awakening of the Wolf Spirit within them. In Sven it took the form of this constant talking to himself and mumbling.
ยI donโt think the engines need any more thrust.ย
Nils murmured from the seat behind. ยWeโre going quite fast enough. I swear, though, that Sven rose two fingerโs breadths out of his seat.
ยYouโre just jealous,ย muttered Sven.
ยYou canโt match my awesome power.ย
ยItโs Svenโs secret weapon when we have to fight aliens.ย Ragnar said, knowing this was all so childish, but unable to stop joining in with their banter.
ยHeโs going to gas them to death.ย
Who the hell cares
lowkey brap fetishists
What fucking book is this LOL

Jesus fuck
Its too coherent to be chat gtp slop
40k writers are truely gods strongest autists
The belisarian furnace is actually just an enhanced gut biome designed for overproduction of noxious flatulence
What to much free time does to a Mf
solid shitpost. Wiki says its an adrenal gorilla mode thing
I hope slanesh gives you the stankiest space sloppy toppy
Holy shit the amount of shit
Who
Its warhammer, it attracts the worst kind of autism
Me trying to find non banworthy representations of slaanesh
Coca cola
Espuma
i havnt shit in a couple days but just had some coffee and imma bout to run to the bathroom
the OG art is kinda banging
who needs laxatives when you have coffee
titties???
OG art is pretty good
it's breastplate 

maybe
warhammer sucks
you should be playing warcraft
it has actual good games, unlike warhammer
I thought u hated warcraft
wc3 lan pretty banging true
no
Mods
dawn of war is peak
point disproved 
My phone bro
only way they managed to make a good game was by copying warcraft
stupid space elves just couldn't keep it in their pants
Wtf is this thing, sounds horrifying
yes
That is horrifying
chaos god of fucking every orifice of your body, including newly made ones, blasting your half-breathing cum-filled body with the most insane and loudest music possible and then grinding your now probably dead corpse into dust and trying to snort it in hopes it produces any high
One of the ragnar books I think
based
smh, and people take warhammer seriously? play warcraft instead
Gonna kill you
that's too vague, every chaos god is fueled by doing something too much
what is cum doing there?
slaanesh's domain is fleshly delights, emotions and lust, though
busy has a fantasy of a chaos god bukakke
take a wild guess









