🎪bruh-fart

[broken topaz]

more like the season spring

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-uwu-gif-9418620777553413126

fnaf GAMETHEORY

is springtrap jewish?

[robust cove]

FNAF REFERENCE IN THE HEBREW BIBLE

[pastel quartz]

is that why he died burning in the pizzarea?

[broken topaz]

He burned for our sins

[pastel quartz]

Im gonna buy a torah and find out

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-sturdy-gif-5598742388546306018

its cuz his mooves were too fire

🗣️ 💯 💯 💯 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯 💯

[broken topaz]

Guys this gypsie woman gave me this weird amulet

isnt it quirky?

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-realayax-ayax-ayaz-gif-12587464080199064649

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/grifith-berserk-anime-smile-fruit-gif-16718903

[pastel quartz]

those lips are asking for it 🫦

[broken topaz]

Those are dick sucking lips fr fr on god

[pastel quartz]

🗣️ 💯

[dreamy flax]

spice7, your new nickname is Eeeeeee

[grizzled meadow]

[broken topaz]

Hello arab man named towers

[narrow lotus]

@heavy peak

[narrow lotus]

Oi

[broken topaz]

Oh come on

Both you and falco come out the woodwork

for a tiny lil innocent joke

[pastel quartz]

why did you make me see that

you could of kept it to youself

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mythical-tree-oh-the-misery-jadestrouble-gif-7468919938176280189

ohhh the misatreee

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

me

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Fuck off

[robust cove]

"Falco you have such a dick devouring ass"

[broken topaz]

Id never say that

[robust cove]

I did

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-kurt-angle-stare-stare-guy-meme-guy-staring-meme-bald-guy-meme-gif-15047706772155378501

[broken topaz]

Man probably cant even ollie

[pastel quartz]

that 5g forhead

[robust cove]

oggie alle

[grizzled meadow]

ollie alle

[pastel quartz]

sono qui ad accarezzarmi il cazzo, ho messo la lozione sul cazzo proprio adesso. Mi sto solo accarezzando la merda, sono arrapato da morire, sono un uomo strano, davvero.

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-chat-big-chungus-gif-19739716

[pastel quartz]

is this kind

i dont speak spanish

[robust cove]

it means "have a nice day good sir"

@grizzled meadow please confirm

[pastel quartz]

awsome

[grizzled meadow]

This?

Totally

[robust cove]

thank you for the confirmation

🤝

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

@placid sail is having crazy sex!??!??

guys

Butyric acid has the smell of parmesan

[river robin]

He fuckin knows that joke

classic

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

and also the smell of feet

so

we must eradicate this acid

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-it-was-special-wwe-crying-meme-gif-10875740921427956522

good luck with that

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/veryjokerge-gif-16663226618693274664

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bDjEW.gif

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/nono-gif-4893215397752937896

[placid sail]

on a daily basis

[tidal trellis]

the joke in question:

[sage otter]

Not the parking lot behelit 😭

[tidal trellis]

"insert something sexual here of varying degree"

wheres the funny

[tidal trellis]

bro was not happy

[tidal trellis]

crow gameplay

[frail scaffold]

crow gameplay

[eager igloo]

Only the luckiest people will press the crow

[sage otter]

Make this the norm at every hotel lobby

[placid sail]

super ban

shoot them from a cannon

[frail scaffold]

?

[placid sail]

make them listen to popular mainstream music for a whole week

[sage otter]

Gonna be a lonnnnnnnnng week

[placid sail]

kenya grace

the least racist cousin of kanye west

(none of those bands are known to me (good))

[sage otter]

kanye race

bro same I only know about beyoncé and dua lipa

[placid sail]

damn

one more than me

[sage otter]

[placid sail]

I only recognised Beyonce

all the sibgle labdies

whoa oh oh

[sage otter]

All the single laddies

[fluid coyote]

guys

always remember

gambling pays off

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090964709617963080/1222879048729104384/rpntnrsp.mp4?ex=6617d1dd&is=66055cdd&hm=702bc56fd73f63383dd3b5970eeeea8d23942fa7bf7f3e00b3e7bee256b4d4b3&

[fluid coyote]

ahhhh

the dopamine

[robust cove]

omg you have such a original and unique music taste and you're not a normie wowza

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[sage otter]

Bro no one can read the names in your playlist

[inland jackal]

hector as jockey

[sage otter]

Blasting some andryszczyk or krzyżańska

[robust cove]

I don't have playlists

and I don't know any of those names either

[sage otter]

You have alot of trust in autoplay

[placid sail]

sounds of beavers mating (8 hours no ads)

[robust cove]

I don't listen to mainstream music either I just shit on busy

[robust cove]

rel

[inland jackal]

remember, only monolith

[robust cove]

da el

[sage otter]

Pavlo's workout jam

[inland jackal]

aaaaaa

[tidal trellis]

l4d2

I need to play it again sometime

[inland jackal]

its scorpion yoo

[sage otter]

All fun and games until you get a glance of herobrine eyes in the distant fog

[inland jackal]

i love this mod

[pastel quartz]

chad

[strong eagle]

Coke hampter
https://youtube.com/shorts/1EsyjJQMDKY?si=I7ckyA1OM9acSMq9

[sage otter]

This pic reminded me of this song idk why

[strong eagle]

3rd result:

[sage otter]

https://youtu.be/3R1h13slP14?list=PL0pJxi_dTnG5BuFelRe_gSq6c6orIVScR&t=94

The image compression surely

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/chica-toy-chica-fnaf-foxy-freddy-gif-938004550236127790

[inland jackal]

i wanted the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LjN3UclYzU

[fading shuttle]

children of the omnissiah

[pastel quartz]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4X8EWmG3c2eIRxPDsPGU0O?si=e4e706daba2843cc

[strong eagle]

I hate you very mucho. You know that?

[pastel quartz]

I dont speak mexican sorry

[strong eagle]

......

I'm sending the cartel after you.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rekt-boi-elmo-shot-execution-gif-15314352

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/932424774125223948/1224698890679226488/20240402_151545.jpg?ex=661e70b9&is=660bfbb9&hm=2598d813149202d4f0e89a7c293201245af0788a66d10b856aa210a5e918ab30&=&format=webp&width=900&height=670

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rael-gif-943215023730044045

[plain finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381329194338222081/1224727002716831855/IMG_7585.jpg?ex=661e8ae7&is=660c15e7&hm=c99c848ad0e98aff028b57846db15bc7952f1fc8f827c289820a351a5340f328&

[storm stream]

Fellas
When you pre-drill screw holes in wood, do yall also spray some WD-40 into them?

[plain finch]

i spray wd40 on ur mum

[storm stream]

for outdoor contructions

[plain finch]

this is the most retarded thing ive read all week so far

thank god its only tuesday

you might be beaten yet

[storm stream]

why?

[final cedar]

depending on the screws it might counteract rust down the line

[dreamy flax]

@dusky plover (faralones) has been banned for reason: Racist and Homophobic piece of shit , get the fuck out of here animal

[green schooner]

What did he say

[final cedar]

I recall someone telling me about how they used white oil / ballistol for sealing wood, killing worms inside

[green schooner]

I’m not fond of the 2009 nascar races either

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bAFfi.gif

[green schooner]

your German you don’t have humor

wait that’s Cori

confused you both

[dreamy flax]

metronxp, your new nickname is Contract

[final cedar]

cool

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Child

[narrow lotus]

[green schooner]

Child

[storm stream]

a quick google search indicates that neither of them are meant for use on wood

I use a wood antiseptic for bio protection

[pale ingot]

banned

[pastel quartz]

your drilling holes in what?

[storm stream]

wood boards and plywood parts

[lunar brook]

Looks accurate

[pastel quartz]

is this some sort of DIY project

[storm stream]

yep

[pastel quartz]

ill allow it

Grow your skills use as much wood as you must

please keep the tree murder to a minimum

[storm stream]

thanks, I really needed that

[pastel quartz]

no one can speak against you using wood

you have the trees blessing

[solar obsidian]

xela knows

[dreamy flax]

kolerder, your new nickname is Team

[lunar brook]

Fortress 2

[solar obsidian]

Viewer

https://tenor.com/view/alucore-gif-21193899

[river robin]

He is proof that ceos aren’t human, they’re all psychopaths.

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUbZ76WRrZ8

fuck it

im deleting warzone

getting payday 2 back

[fading shuttle]

you should be playing payday 3

trust me they fixed it

[inland jackal]

no monez rn

[fading shuttle]

cmon bro

its a good game, listen

[inland jackal]

10 euros tops

cant spend more than that

[pastel quartz]

darkest dungeon is on sale rn

( if you have not played it )

[inland jackal]

no

[pastel quartz]

why

[crimson flame]

lmao 400 people

[crimson flame]

dungeon not dark enough

[pastel quartz]

just turn down the game brightness

[fading shuttle]

just dont bring torches

[pastel quartz]

what is this supposed to mean

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[fading shuttle]

0,07 е

[pastel quartz]

@inland jackal if you send me ur steam ill buy you darkest dungeon

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mythical-tree-oh-the-misery-jadestrouble-gif-7468919938176280189

[toxic sundial]

Guh

[robust cove]

Almir Listo with a cardboard sign outside of starbreeze offices rn

[fading shuttle]

he is trying

bro you gonna finish writing yet?

[craggy wigeon]

balls

[fading shuttle]

actual falco wall of text

[river robin]

Payday 3 dead on arrival

Payday 3 owners always cope hard too

[robust cove]

I was changing my joke but you ruined it

Nvm

[robust cove]

Do they?

[river robin]

Yes

[robust cove]

I think they just shamefully hide it that they bought it lol

[river robin]

“It’s a good game I spent $60 on it and it’s good I swear I didn’t waste my money”
Every fucking time like clockwork

[pastel quartz]

cockwork

[robust cove]

I just waited for generalmcbadass to rate it, as expected it turned to shit real fast

[fading shuttle]

i swear to allah, the majority of the players are youtubers recording gameplay for their critique videos

[river robin]

What do you mean “turned to shit”.
It was shit on launch. It was never not shit.

[robust cove]

I'm talking pre release

Just from the trailer

[river robin]

It was shit pre release too!

[fading shuttle]

man really used ! in a sentence

smh

[plain finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381329194338222081/1224739868345897112/594b354a382ae31732cb7c5258f7a4f0.png?ex=661e96e3&is=660c21e3&hm=14aa1fd592ecf04909c20861d99d56cca09f546b1f07dbc774f60d62c037c1ce&

[river robin]

They announced it was going to be online only.

[robust cove]

Nah stop capping already, I get being sceptical but it didnt have a thousand red flags

[river robin]

Everyone knew it was going to be shit when they said that

Biggest fucking red flag

Also most of the old devs weren’t working on it

[pastel quartz]

troll vs copium

[robust cove]

Copium?

[plain finch]

https://fxtwitter.com/airbagged/status/1775147010477219924?s=46&t=7vW0QcPq7sYLYi27QjT1sQ

[pastel quartz]

i should make a movie about a similar topic

[robust cove]

I'm just being realistic

[plain finch]

payday 3 is shit because it doesnt have any banger music

[pastel quartz]

trees are not very good movie directors however

[river robin]

Also it’s music is mid yeah

[robust cove]

Also true

[plain finch]

payday 2 music got you PUMPING

[robust cove]

Thats when I knew it was going to be shit

[pastel quartz]

would you like to be in my movie

[robust cove]

No fuck off ok but for 5 bucks at least

[pastel quartz]

2 bucks

[robust cove]

One pack of peanuts and we have a deal

[pastel quartz]

fuck off

il find someone cheaper

[robust cove]

I didn't want to play in your softcore porn anyways

Who would agree to fuck a tree anyways

[pastel quartz]

: (

my movie was a comedy not a porno

[robust cove]

Yo life a comedy bi-atch

And ur the punchline

[pastel quartz]

are you calling me a joke

[robust cove]

I'm the joka baby

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dunkey-im-the-joker-baby-joker-gif-14901921

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-gif-24806632

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-hahaha-troll-movie3-classical-music220-gif-24985758

[eager igloo]

Your copper ingots are subpar

[pastel quartz]

indeed

Give this game a try guys its like lethal companies goofy little brother

( This is a sponsored message )

[eager igloo]

Advertisement

Lethal force authorised

[robust cove]

Do it for the vine simulator

[lyric horizon]

Can i post a meme episodically involving saddam hussein?

[lyric horizon]

Sponsored message for a free game

[fresh rose]

I claimed it for free

[fresh rose]

a limited time free

[lyric horizon]

Took it already

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078654495787077672/1224812482103611462/VID_38360807_102016_538.mp4?ex=661eda83&is=660c6583&hm=c26cf35b04c398bb25d4c7ea41b5aa71465f58fc00d10ba98055aed5b01824e2&

[lyric horizon]

Herbata edit

[lyric horizon]

When released

[sage otter]

New drip just got out

[glad carbon]

hi dina

what pattern is that

[stone blade]

0.1 float

factory new statrak

[glad carbon]

eat dick

[stone blade]

Xd

[sage otter]

2023-2024 French uniform

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/659873487229288450/1224814047527043243/image.png?ex=661edbf8&is=660c66f8&hm=90d72391ba964d4a26824b3d28faa75058995334ae1b8762f45a1d06fc15416d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=392&height=670

[glad carbon]

french always get the coolest shit :/

[sage otter]

Ngl I really like this one

[lunar brook]

me n who

[sage otter]

Christmas version

[inland jackal]

i love payday 2

last pic

[sage otter]

same energy

[inland jackal]

Real

[inland jackal]

Damn its a D class weapon

It should be C

[storm stream]

our newest colours

[sage otter]

[glad carbon]

[stone blade]

why did you post a blank picture

https://tenor.com/view/trying-not-to-laugh-zoom-in-close-up-holding-it-back-gif-17288301

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316439031535894529/1224825731729588346/tumblr_s0oolfIgNu1x4pmbc.mp4?ex=661ee6da&is=660c71da&hm=5518563b2c271c0c53320a36bf910f73f2cb9a81759e5f7420bcb48b4d35f33b&

[crimson flame]

thank you, i needed to hear that

[fleet silo]

I love you guys, hope you are doing well.

[crimson flame]

hmmm i thought i've seen you in battlebit but apparently no

mind is playing tricks on me again

how do i become head empty

[delicate trail]

just do what other ppl do to become dumb af, smoke alot of weed

[storm stream]

[delicate trail]

(dont do that)

[fresh rose]

translation: kill yourself you are a failure

off to kms I go

[dreamy flax]

:flag_bg: Bulgarian (български език)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I hope your mother sits on a cactus

[narrow lotus]

[green schooner]

oh my god

more multicam

killing myself

[crimson flame]

but have you seen indonesian multicam

[green schooner]

its still multicam

its still the same thing

😭

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-gif-8139856

[crimson flame]

hmmm i like the big stripes version instead of this

[storm stream]

Imagine spending 6 billion $ just to come up with UCP

[stone blade]

Bruh

[narrow sorrel]

@somber sandal and that's all it took

[somber sandal]

mfer made me tell my life story to a random turkish person

[green schooner]

TRUE

[narrow sorrel]

You could've just not responded

[somber sandal]

he was spamming

eh its fine

[narrow sorrel]

block him

[somber sandal]

im just glad i've rooted myself in this community that ppl can redirect turkish ppl to me

even tho its a false info

mf thought i was a developer cuz u pinged me

[narrow sorrel]

I can't account for the of others

[somber sandal]

bich

[narrow sorrel]

It's not my fault he doesn't understand ambiguity

[somber sandal]

im telling you

from the way he talks

he is either a fine gentleman

or a psychopath

50/50

nobody just casually goes "Ah. Look at me rambling and wasting your time"

especially turks

• he was 17

[tidal trellis]

What I miss

[final cedar]

true, but it's kinda cheap and works

[glad carbon]

me

[storm stream]

I'm looking at bif booba rn

[delicate trail]

[glad carbon]

what

[delicate trail]

💀

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[delicate trail]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-godzilla-vs-kong-godzilla-gif-23128053

[storm stream]

fuckin hypocrites

[tidal trellis]

My throat no longer feels like shit now!!!!!

Thanks be to god!!!!!!!!

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-server-this-server-is-awesome-discord-gif-24157103

https://tenor.com/view/this-server-is-cool-gif-26189546

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfXe65I9jYI&t=50s&ab_channel=ForgottenWeapons

Imagine training for months, getting into theater, only to get whacked by a fucking nerd in IANPAT

You're at the pearly gates looking at the killcam footage with Saint Peter

And you both cringe when you notice what the guy who killed you was using and wearing

[strong eagle]

Landfall?.......
TABS FLASHBACKS

[glad carbon]

its got the same physics

[feral kiln]

I f*cking hate multicam

[pastel quartz]

man cyberpunk makes me want to cyberbust, I'm so glad I'm finally back at my pc to play it after being gone for a week

still haven't even started the dlc, im excited to play through it

[slender rock]

go on

that's more like OCP what the USARMY uses

but

mm nevermind

new multicam wear as in hasn't been dragged through the mud yet

[feral kiln]

it's all just copy paste bs

[tulip ravine]

Lads

I got a bouncer fired from his job

My mate was in a bar nd bouncer asked him to leave for being too drunk

So as he was walking out he was that drunk he didn’t know if he was barred or not

So he asked “am I alright coming back next week?”

The bouncer was like

I’ll smash you up twat

And I got it on video

Bosh

[slender rock]

I'm disappointed

[tulip ravine]

Found his Facebook in morning

Went into local group for neighbourhood

Posted the vid and the caption

“who’s that juiced roided smack head?
Who’s that threatening the kids?
It’s adam and his boys
Making all the fucking noise
Cause they won’t be a bouncer anymoreee”

Got a message from the bar

He’s been fired and charged by police

[tulip ravine]

What advantage does digital camo provide?

I’ve never understood why it’s used, is it to camouflage from the naked eye I mean I’ve seen it before and to me I’d imagine it just looks like a real life glitch walking lmao

[slender rock]

at distances it breaks out the outline of what is a Human

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP1cKLKAZZ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUTIvWge0NM

this one actually is more better

Brent is chill

[feral kiln]

all older patterns are more based

[slender rock]

digital is mean to be best at farther distances, flat backgrounds to help blend in more

of course its best at a quick glance

movement is the basically the give away always of trying to remain hidden

[keen lance]

This isn't the type of #🎪bruh-fart I was expecting.

My camo is just all black. Works pretty decent

[lunar brook]

Because its not supposed to be

By design its constant incomprehensible schizo shitposting

[glad carbon]

@final cedar

[slender rock]

for nighttime ops I mean black is the goto. but fucking around in the heat of the desert in black is just... insanity

[glad carbon]

s4 e15 is fucking crazy

[keen lance]

I fuck around in Air Conditioned Steel coffins. It's very comforable.

[slender rock]

that different then

you''re not out in the field on the ground so

[keen lance]

⛵ life. Different type of field/ground, much more wet

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/boat-fast-speed-gif-18025971

[keen lance]

You get used to it. At least my bed has a seat belt and blankets.

[slender rock]

yeah.... unless you're well whatever your countries equivalent of SWICC is... then I think blankets are excluded...and no seatbelt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG7YvqE_BBM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AdSYZHTz9k

OH FUCK

that's a lot

[final cedar]

what's happening there again?

that the accident one?

[glad carbon]

thats the bus one

these season finales always be the craziest

[final cedar]

oh yeah

wilson got done dirty

I knew that she'd go some time but this was a bit too early and surprised me

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/Sniperboi_Lmao/status/1775149935018512589?s=20

[upper shore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfXe65I9jYI

[plain finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381329194338222081/1224886913090195590/ssstwitter.com_1712034808483.mp4?ex=661f1fd5&is=660caad5&hm=f6ea6d769c7bc4d3eba8b67414f12e1f8d32e87a6084ceb0c0344fce48e45ca1&

[plain finch]

CUTTING EDGE FEATURES-

POCKETS

[atomic crane]

any mods online? i must ask permission to spread a link to ross scott's new website for petitioning governments to pass law that stops companies like ubisoft from shutting off games like the crew without making them playable after support ends

the link is also in his latest video on his YT channel accursed farms

[fading shuttle]

try asking josta

[atomic crane]

that clueless emoji tells me that is a questionable decision

@jostavillain

[magic tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbbony2PHSA

[narrow lotus]

@heavy peak

[atomic crane]

moderator iedy i mustache you a question

[narrow lotus]

[atomic crane]

i have a righteous cause i would like to spread awareness of. theres either a youtube video or a direct site link to share. would the gamma server assist me in promoting this righteous cause by allowing me to spread my holy mission

(it's a site helping people around da world petition their govts to outlaw shutting games off permanently like ubisoft did to the crew)

(they have to patch the game to run without a central server after support ends)

[heavy peak]

YES

[atomic crane]

https://www.stopkillinggames.com/

mashallah

[narrow lotus]

Hmmm might go under the advertising rules, but for gamers

We make an exception

[atomic crane]

❤️

[zealous remnant]

gamers rise up

[heavy peak]

Its not really an ad, but more of a legal action needed against this kind of practices

[atomic crane]

its for the crew owners

[narrow lotus]

And now excuse me, i have to go kms ( i go to work )

[heavy peak]

The crew 1 server is now offline, and we wait for community to cook an offline patch

[atomic crane]

but also if you live in certain countries like in the EU you can petition without owning the crew

[glad carbon]

https://youtu.be/w70Xc9CStoE?si=xhWDzIdJAvdwqHp4

the one this weird guy is talking about?

[atomic crane]

yes

that's the guy that made Freeman's Mind back in 2007 lol

[glad carbon]

what even is that haircut called?

better off bald?

[atomic crane]

fivehead

[glad carbon]

klingon cut

[atomic crane]

i was just about to say that lmao

[glad carbon]

🫂

[atomic crane]

Is brainphart the only spot I should post it? EU gamers would have the greatest impact, especially Fr*nch gamers

not topical to GAMMA so the general chats probably arent the best place for it but if there's anywhere else I can throw it out there the better i feel about myself

[heavy peak]

Offtopic
Anywhere else and you risk getting hit with a "spam"

[atomic crane]

🫡

[glad carbon]

wait really?

isnt that game barely like 5 years old

[heavy peak]

Almost 10

[glad carbon]

damn

[heavy peak]

I still have pre-order dvd disc of it

[atomic crane]

I wish. Apparently it might not be possible, which makes me really angry because I didn't play it while it was still online lmao. Now I see the giant map of the US and I wish I had picked up the game.

I love ATS but I can only drive trucks for so long before I start feeling the Need for Speed™️

and the crew apparently condensed the entire US, while ATS just tries to simulate part of the US

[gleaming grove]

Yeh entire The Crew map was US

Kinda cramped tho but its was cool

It feels weird that you drive 5 minutes and you already reached Utah from California

[atomic crane]

I was expecting a little bit bigger but still cool

oh wait nvm

for some reason i was thinking florida when i read california

i guess you could say i had a

brainfart

[gleaming grove]

For a person who mained Brainfart channel

I dont blame ya

[atomic crane]

my got damn timezone in discord somehow got changed to GMT

which is 7 hours ahead of me

and there's no way to change it in the app

i would have to do some fuckery in my system's date and time settings

[eager igloo]

You have been promoted to european

Congratulations

[atomic crane]

I wish I was actually promoted to European. Cause then I would be able to participate in this petition: https://www.stopkillinggames.com/

[river zealot]

He now gets free healthcare and mandatory paid holiday

[eager igloo]

Not really, there isn't anything ready

[inland jackal]

Whats paradigm shift guys, i cannot find a decent definition

[eager igloo]

Maybe if I had Crew

[minor cypress]

Shalom brainfart

Today is gumbo day.

[atomic crane]

Yeah, problem is I won't be able to participate even when it's open

I live in the US

that's a big L for me as a consumer

[inland jackal]

Wym, is the event just some riot somewhere in europe?

[atomic crane]

the "paradigm" is a way of thinking, a worldview, or a way of doing things. A paradigm shift is when that/those thing(s) changes in a major way.

[inland jackal]

Translate

[atomic crane]

stopkillinggames.com

[pastel quartz]

"riot" "europe"

[inland jackal]

France

[pastel quartz]

hmm, that sounds similar

[gleaming grove]

Helldiver Spear: Finally, a worthy opponent

[atomic crane]

it's a site providing instructions for multiple countries to pursue action with their government to push back against video game publishers cutting off access to full price games

for the most part that takes the form of government petitions, which are not your average "petition" like the postal guy was trying to get you to sign

[pastel quartz]

VIVA LA REVOLUCION🗣️🗣️🗣️🇫🇷

[atomic crane]

they actually have weight, even if they're weighed down by government bureaucracy

[inland jackal]

Viva la revolution

[atomic crane]

there are also other methods explained in detail on the site, ESPECIALLY for residents of France

The petitions (weighed down by bureaucracy) will take some time to open to the public

[pastel quartz]

yes

[inland jackal]

Aight i read it multiple times, and the dude i talked with before was much nicer than just now
He blamed it on that shift and became emo not care about anything type of dude

That shift is kinda ass

[pastel quartz]

what the zone does to a mf

[inland jackal]

I have l4d2 monolith team addon

Coach is in exosuit

[pastel quartz]

Im feeling more cramps than usual, oh shit, does this mean they finally coming out?

[inland jackal]

They?

[atomic crane]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0okxh3hs81x21.jpg

[pastel quartz]

yes

[atomic crane]

EW

R-

R*DDIT

[inland jackal]

They as in twins

[atomic crane]

🤢

[pastel quartz]

yes

[inland jackal]

Good

[pastel quartz]

droppin like albums this month💯

[inland jackal]

Dont make them individuals say he/she are they/them

[atomic crane]

do you own The Crew

[pastel quartz]

nah, Sad to say but I'm a forza player

[inland jackal]

Which month stela

[atomic crane]

you missed my holy crusade in the past half hour or so

i hit the gamma server like the world trade

[pastel quartz]

8nth month last month,

[inland jackal]

It can happen at any time

[pastel quartz]

this is the 9nth month

[atomic crane]

this twitter link is way less sussy than the website itself, maybe i'll use that to spread the word instead

[pastel quartz]

I just pray my husband can drive me to the hospital in time

[inland jackal]

He should available at all times

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[inland jackal]

Cant he get a month off of work

Just in case

[river zealot]

Canada is ass man

[inland jackal]

Atryom

New emojis dropped

[atomic crane]

if the homie is in the middle of an RP-heavy DnD sesh, you should drive yourself

[river zealot]

Salam aleikum brother, may allah bless you mashallah

[river zealot]

[atomic crane]

Fartyom

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

nah, since coming with me to france, he hasnt been playing, probably because he left his friends that he plays with back in florida

[river zealot]

France ruins lives

[pastel quartz]

true

[atomic crane]

France saves consumer protection worldwide, all that Fr*nch people have to do is look at what they can do to contribute: https://www.stopkillinggames.com/

[river zealot]

Im gonna be real, macron has been based last couple months

[atomic crane]

See here: Signing the European Citizens' Initiative does not require that you own The Crew!

[river zealot]

Man

Every fucking time

[atomic crane]

It's not open yet unfortunately

[river zealot]

I tell myself

[pastel quartz]

I uhh don't know the context

[river zealot]

They cant make mobile discord even worse

[atomic crane]

I am so glad you asked, Stella.

[river zealot]

And yet they do

[atomic crane]

tl;dr -- Ubisoft just cut off all access to The Crew this April which is giving the world its best shot at pushing back against publishers rendering full-price games unusable after support ends. Without providing some patch or tool to run the game independently of the publisher's servers, this eliminates any value derived from the product.

Obviously, this is very anti-consumer because it's essentially taking away the value of a consumer's product while keeping the consumer's money.

[river zealot]

Whar?

[pastel quartz]

riot

[river zealot]

Yeah yeah

Viva la revolution

Go cut off some heads

[atomic crane]

Stella you could be the Napoleon Bonaparte of the GAMMA server

lead the Fr*nch into battle on the European Citizens' Initiative petition when it opens

[pastel quartz]

dust off the jacobin terror era guilliotine and prepare a list

[pastel quartz]

too late for that, I'm about to be a full time mother, they could come out anytime

[atomic crane]

More signatures for the petition, I say.

You taught them well.

[river zealot]

Mf about to have no sleep at all

[pastel quartz]

I finally have a reason to stay up

[river zealot]

Thats not healthy you know

[pastel quartz]

and play war thunder all night until the twins make a fuss

[pastel quartz]

I'm aware

[river zealot]

Studies have shown that playing war thunder for more than 2 hours a day gives you permanent brain damage

[pastel quartz]

I have to grind for that leclerc

I'm stuck with the export american vehicles and a ww1 tank

[river zealot]

Export

Shermans?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1181106633154236487/tenor.gif

[river zealot]

Shermans are legit mid

[pastel quartz]

one sherman with a 105mm cannon and a m10

[atomic crane]

my biceps are bigger guns than the sherman main cannon

sorry not sorry

[river zealot]

105 is good because its a really low br

Really good armour

[pastel quartz]

well yeah, a sherman with a 75mm cannon cant even pen tiger front armor

that would be the sherman firefly

[river zealot]

Oh yeah

Did you start that second phase

Of the project

Canada is half druggies and half frenchies

[atomic crane]

second phase was a couple weeks ago, still waiting on phase 3

[river zealot]

I see

[pastel quartz]

the 105 has more armor than the m10, but doesnt fire solid or aphe

"I'm not gonna lie" then lies right after

[river zealot]

M10 is a tank destroyer

Its pretty good

But it has like 3 degree turret turn rate

[pastel quartz]

yes, with solid shot it penetrates panther and königstiger side armor

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1197783040504639519/sc.mp4?ex=6618ce62&is=66065962&hm=b2c6e93525bf3edea3035370acfd05539a8914455377152126ee206072596583&

[river zealot]

Mf really said koningstiger

Tiger 2 is like 6.7 anyway

[pastel quartz]

nicknames because the full name is longer

german vehicle names are literally just descriptions

[river zealot]

Just say tiger 2

[pastel quartz]

panzerkamphwagen just translates to "tank"

[river zealot]

Nerd alert

[pastel quartz]

real

koniggseggs

1974 original countach prototype reference

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus

[pastel quartz]

(it was in fact, not safe for the driver)

[pastel quartz]

call me chinese infrastructure the way I crumble under pressure🙏🙏

[inland jackal]

Snap back to reality

[hot snow]

I HATE

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/zGtFrnBTsmI?si=sG14sPZJOkwyH5aY

We need more of these self aware npcs

[river zealot]

Op there goes gravity

[inland jackal]

I have a little challenge for breinfarters

One hand should rotate away from you

Now take other hand and rotate it the opposite way

[pastel quartz]

i Dotn gert it

[inland jackal]

Kinda like this

But one hand goes one way, other one in the opposite way

https://youtube.com/shorts/mYRR5FAnX6A?si=EKPRfG3K3sCFKyg1

Neil deGrasse is cool

[fading shuttle]

No

[inland jackal]

Yes

[fading shuttle]

He is an ass

[river zealot]

P!alex

[foggy mantle]

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[stone blade]

Fuck a opp that boy a bimbo getting low they playing limbo 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[fading shuttle]

I'm currently in a lecture so I cant send the vtuber

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[fading shuttle]

Give me an hour and I'll get back to you

[river zealot]

[stone blade]

Suffer

[fading shuttle]

I love economic history

Lecturer is fighting his laptop rn

[stone blade]

ah

Neighbor started drilling

10 in the morning btw

[fading shuttle]

In my apartment there is construction above me on Saturdays and Sundays

At 10

[stone blade]

CLASSIC

[fading shuttle]

I love it

[stone blade]

same

[river zealot]

Huh

[stone blade]

from low to high
500 down to 180 fps

we did it

[fading shuttle]

Pokémon is gonna be cooked

[stone blade]

@river zealot Nu dobroe utro drujishe

[minor cypress]

Did what

[river zealot]

Ah its a Pokémon

[minor cypress]

I wonder which pokemon tastes the best

[river zealot]

J thought it was a cabbage

[stone blade]

pokemon?

[river zealot]

Aga gm

[stone blade]

my brother in christ it looks like a peashooter from PvZ

[fading shuttle]

No it doesn't

[stone blade]

yes

it does

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/farfetched-gif-5787068

Man was built for the stew pot

[fading shuttle]

You are retarded, the pea shooters are fully green

[fading shuttle]

It doesnt

[stone blade]

it has the leaf on top

I saw that

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1177649901065224252/1224979084807901234/image0.jpg?ex=661f75ac&is=660d00ac&hm=8cfc3adc304d07d4d460d3a219b4e2cc5a6ae35efef34b9df309d30389b9a111&

[atomic crane]

I've seen this plant with DSLs somewhere before

[pastel quartz]

is this "opp" in the room with us?

[pastel quartz]

better a nice guy than a smegma male

[inland jackal]

racoon

[narrow lotus]

I dodged McDonalds job

But why do i not feel like a winner still

[atomic crane]

Say raccoon without

Without the rac

[atomic crane]

when the gestapo enters, the ACAB leaves 🥰 💅

[glad carbon]

would you

[atomic crane]

😳

yeah 😳

[glad carbon]

my raccoon friend

[river zealot]

ACAB people when somebody steals their car

[glad carbon]

you should be my possum friend

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-gif-27192372

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/awesomepossum-gif-22089739

[atomic crane]

oh possum

[glad carbon]

not opossum

just possum

[atomic crane]

awesome possum

[river zealot]

Original msg deleted

[glad carbon]

oh I guess they are opossums

[atomic crane]

yeah but you only type or say opossum if you have more than one body buried on your property

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1219707595292409966/whythink.gif

[solar obsidian]

[atomic crane]

[glad carbon]

[solar obsidian]

[lusty sonnet]

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-close-up-fast-cute-nose-gif-12323738958562735144

repost if you :D

[glad carbon]

how the coding goin

[atomic crane]

not coding for a little while

been balls deep in other homework though

[glad carbon]

who's homework

[atomic crane]

to clarify: i meant like wading into water up to your balls

[glad carbon]

thigh deep

[severe flicker]

🍿

[solar obsidian]

be a little deeper so you can make cool bubbles while farting

[atomic crane]

i like to provide a trade wind for all the little sailors on the surface of the water

[glad carbon]

the ivan post

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928131635499630612/1224934757499015250/1712114479579.jpg?ex=661f4c64&is=660cd764&hm=1c03e59b17e4bf88d380c603b80ddfe285e6533cebd7b97e678ed819b43aec29&

[stone blade]

???

[solar obsidian]

what kind of toys would you want for your birthday?

[stone blade]

an hk433

[atomic crane]

fleshlight

[solar obsidian]

that's not a toy

[stone blade]

yes it is

just

a deadly one

:D

[solar obsidian]

it kills

[stone blade]

well yeah

[eager igloo]

Fun

[stone blade]

but its still a thing to play around with

[solar obsidian]

oh Ivan

[atomic crane]

anyone else want in on this action

[severe flicker]

Ak74 w/ TGPA suppressorand ip28 kashtan

[eager igloo]

ALO

[severe flicker]

For non nefarious purposes

[stone blade]

@eager igloo alo ❤️

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

[severe flicker]

Alo

[stone blade]

woops

[lusty sonnet]

gimme a new car for my birthday

[solar obsidian]

sorry, car machine broke

[stone blade]

AAY

opa

[river zealot]

Nu nahuy

[stone blade]

mah bad

[lusty sonnet]

fix it plis

[eager igloo]

Cat like typing detected

[solar obsidian]

i dont know how to

[stone blade]

I was cleaning my keyboard

[naive bison]

Imoverherestrokingmydickigotlotiononmydickrightnowimjuststrokingmyshitimhornyasfuuckmanimafreakman

[stone blade]

pressed enter on accident

[atomic crane]

Nerf N-Strike Longshot CS-6

[lusty sonnet]

but I want new car :'(

[eager igloo]

Twice?

[stone blade]

yes

twice.

3 would be on purpose

[eager igloo]

Right

[stone blade]

Right.

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/2aq85Z9372Y?si=TeuOQjkHRqgevrwR

[solar obsidian]

Left

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1i5HaQV9ck

im the man with the cock

[lusty sonnet]

that's falco

[atomic crane]

de leeuw slaapt vannacht

50 edits

[lusty sonnet]

wimoweh

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[glad carbon]

short stroke???

[minor cypress]

Short stroke, pissed on?

super kanye bros

[placid sail]

go to sleep blur

wait

you're not blur

[glad carbon]

LMAOOOO

[fading shuttle]

why is trevor beefing with kanye

this a new gta online dlc?

[river zealot]

Hello 🐝

You still alive?

[placid sail]

not trying to be spiteful

but out of us two, it's you who would warrant a daily update on whether he's still alive or not

[river zealot]

True

[river zealot]

I wanna try making hot honey, but im afraid it will be too sweet

[glad carbon]

hi :3

[glad carbon]

snadwich

[placid sail]

important update, chat

I've had cereals with cinnamon, they're nice

I love cinnamon

[eager igloo]

I like eating cereals without milk

[placid sail]

literally a rat

(I do that sometimes too)

[eager igloo]

Also cereals are shit breakfast

[placid sail]

true

too much sugar and all

but I'm lazy

[inland jackal]

doctor sausage

hi bezin

@eager igloo

[placid sail]

[fading shuttle]

are you still alive

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-dont-talk-close-mouth-grab-lips-mad-family-gif-21732788

[fading shuttle]

i think benzin died

[magic tartan]

$wa

[narrow lotus]

i returned

from work

god bless me

[placid sail]

locking down brainfart does not count as work, iedy

neither does tarkov

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-10687208952168920275

[narrow lotus]

i wish i could play Tarkov for a living

[naive bison]

That does not sound like kanye

[narrow lotus]

at least i would get paid for the pain

[naive bison]

He woulda said “one up”

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/yoj-gif-21730189

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-übel-ubel-anime-armpits-gif-1038950114955907349

[placid sail]

best girl

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ubel-anime-frieren-sousou-no-frieren-gif-8423347911764266355

[narrow lotus]

we lost

[robust cove]

Its joever

Lock the channel down

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-busted-nut-gif-21810567

armpit

[placid sail]

freak!

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-ubel-übel-anime-sexy-gif-12342519557179701848

[placid sail]

shameless fanservice

I approve

[magic tartan]

Approved

[tidal trellis]

But why

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-ubel-sousou-no-frieren-sense-scissors-gif-7141879008310676563

[magic tartan]

why not

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-busted-nut-gif-21810567

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-ubel-smirk-gif-1766291130884891256

[fading shuttle]

crazy woman, hot

[tidal trellis]

Yeah but like still why

[fading shuttle]

as per my previous message

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-cum-cumming-nutting-fail-bursting-gif-23625735

[narrow lotus]

[tidal trellis]

Pizzer

[magic tartan]

i hope you don't get diarrhea from that

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade hahaha he doesnt know

We are built to sustain shit food

[narrow lotus]

Our grandparents worked all day with 1 ( one ) bread in their stomach

[magic tartan]

he ?

[placid sail]

careful, there are some traces of vegetables in your mound of carbs

[stone blade]

breakfast for champions

Im' also having mango

[placid sail]

daaaamn

a fruit!

with fiber!

[stone blade]

no

the monster

I dont have any fruit

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

nvm

[naive bison]

“What monsters taste the best”

[placid sail]

I was afraid for Ivanko for a second

[naive bison]

“Monster.
The drink.”

[placid sail]

his body is not ready for vegetables and fruits

[stone blade]

I have banana juice every once in a while

its healthy

[placid sail]

b...banana juice?

[stone blade]

yes

[placid sail]

what in the goddamn

[stone blade]

I dont drink only monster

sometimes fanta and water

and juice

[robust cove]

Sure buddy

[robust cove]

The water flavoured monster

[placid sail]

he just pours caffeine, sugar and taurine in his water

and says "I drink water"

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnia-kiss-soldier-serbia-gif-25588462

[inland jackal]

_ _

[placid sail]

war footage

kill this mod

tie him to two mercedes speeding away from each other

[upper shore]

No

[quartz saffron]

lmao fuckin hell

more

[robust cove]

It's just porn

[inland jackal]

!fuck

p!fuck

[placid sail]

put him on a catapult and shoot him into a gypsy camp

[robust cove]

!tiddyfuck

[inland jackal]

wasnt there a command for that gachi dude

p!fuckyou

[upper shore]

To get banned for real war footage or to not get banned for real war footage... that is the question

[robust cove]

I'm sure Iedy is hungry for a mute

You're not yourself when you're hungry

[upper shore]

Then prepare for Chechen training video

This actually isn't even that bad

I don't think it even has anything political to say besides "fat people bad, holding big guns good"

Well shit how am I supposed to get banned now... mission failed

[robust cove]

It's just training footage

[glad carbon]

not the drinks

[robust cove]

Ban yourself

[upper shore]

!ban Drunk Headcrab 1 million years

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