#🎪bruh-fart
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the greek the kurd the armenian and the turk arguing in Berlin
is kurdistan the place where they get cheese curds
you aint real...
then what are kurds
turks but awesome
a race that lived under authority of other nations since forever
they're not related to turks
no but they're basically turks, but also awesome
Least racist Turk
well you can only do it in hoi4
least obsessed touhou fan
chussy
uhh what the fuck? apparently someone tried to sign into my google account from japan?
sorry
my bad
uh not good
wheres viscinity of obscenity
i didn't even see that guy back there
true...
twink spotted
hi :3
hiii
poor guy is cold

Hallo
america ya
breaking news: im fucking retarded it was just my VPN this whole time
i forgot i set it to auto start everytime i turn my computer on
True
Loser…
LAUNCH A FUCKING ROCKET AT THE SUN
How hot is it
Great
I’m in my nice soft bed
With my cold ac
Blowing
Like 30 degrees celsius
So my room is nice and cold
warm :)
love muh 30C weather
I’d rather have freezing cold then scorching hot
Donald trumpplz donald trump
Blow up the sun donald trump
THEY TURNED THE AC ON
OMG
OMG
Bros so happy
sounds like a skill issue to me
the cold sucks more
since you shiver
shivering is for losers
Both suck
sweating
FUCK..
Plus it ruins ur cloths
AAAUUGHH.. SHIT...
and makes you smell like shit
yeah but the wave of like, cooling down when you sweat though.. its heavenly
plus that’s like saying
This ac blewing this shit
I love drinking cold water
Blowing
When I’m hot
that too
LOL
what if your running or in public
what's the topic of the day
you don’t either then
is being cold better or being hot better
Bus too fucking hot i want the sun to explode
summer vs winter (and by extension feeling hot or cold)
i would much rather freeze to death than burn to death
fake. i showered yestrday....
I’d rather get hypothermia in Siberia then scorch and die form dehydration
in afrixa
i love being cold over warmth
you can always add more layers of clothes. can't really rip your skin off to cool down
(and live)
EXACTLY
thank you
Both suck crazy shit cause 1 you just sweat from the heat
In cold you wear warm clothes
And also sweat
being cold is fixable easily
hot not so much
you can wear more clothes in deserts to protect yourself from the sun and keep cool if i recall (i am no expert)
If i could wish for a ability i would wish to always be perfect body temp
So when its hot im cold enough to not be sweating
And the opposite
That shit would b so fire
Spring or autumn have to be my favorite season cause the weather is juet right
TRUE
Just*
this last week been heavenly on the weather
But when it goes from spring to summer has to be my least favorite cause the weather is so fucking bad
So basically i hate this time of year
Cause like 40 minutes ago we went thru a huge fucking rain storm
And now were in the sahara fucking desert
Blow up the sun we dont need dis shit
Mfw the curtains are up but the sun goes right thru the part where the curtains of the bus cant cover and goes right into my fucking eyes
My patience is being tested
20-30 celsius is peak temp honestly
I will break all the windows on this bus i sweaaaar god
buses suck
Idk imo 15 to 20 is good
23 max
Otherwise im killing myself
always either cold as shit or burn-you-alive
25-30 with a light breeze
Well i think ill be disappearing now
heavenly
cya. hope yo bus crash
i think u need 4 hrs of sleep daily instead
and just thug it out the rest of the day
To many
Ew
i dont drink coffee i just thug any and all tiredness out
I just drink caffeine
From like c4
Or bang
Usually 2 so
600-800 mg of caffeine
ok caffeine addict
We flippeeeeed
not good enough
yes and
fall into a trash compactor
caffeine is for nerds
I can’t drink alcohol all the time
Microdosing crack so i stay awake 24/7
Sleeping is for nerds
based..
just don't sleep for like 3 days so your brain starts digesting itself
I will be awake for all of my life not sleeping 1/3rd of it today
based
... so zassed.
Ha
Jokes on you
I dont got brain
so thats why they went so retarded in the russian sleep experiment
so that's why so many people here are retarded
we have caffeine addict #1 @green schooner
probably lost half the volume of his brain by now
That is the brainfart way
hi
thats how you survive headshots
just nap harder so that your brain gets too big and strong to get shot
napmaxxing
when a marine gets shot but thankfully it only hits them in the head
yes
i think thats one of the reasons why madi got insane
his sleeping schedule seemed non existant or 3-6 hours
yes
Hi
Extreme alcohol with caffeine
Hello brainfart
Mixed with adderall
how it goin
good
awesome
@solar obsidian 
hello
tower of toinge
blueberry
my sleeping schedule is also cooked but i sleep like 12+ hours per day on a weekend
thats still not good
just sleep at least 7 hours every night and you shouldnt be that cooked
try sleeping pills or something
me too, unfortunately
Thats like 11 hours
its not that i cant sleep its that im a retard and i stay up on my computer too long

me too im rarted and just stay on computron for too long
anyway yesterday i went to the gym and after i left it took 1 whole ass hour until my fucking bus home arrived
sum of all human knowledge at my fingertips is too enticin
i can only suggest to tell your self that you want to fix your mind by fixing your sleeping schedule
i was sitting there sweaty as shit as it gor progressively colder
Erm.... gaslight myself? nahhh
nope
you gotta want it
I mean I've definitely gotten better about sleeping
im semi responsible about it (but most days i still go to sleep way too late)
go to sleep >:(
stop gooning
you can see that its only your thoughts that say its gaslighting and these thoughts wont sometimes reflect the reality.
you want to have a clear mind - you want to go to sleep on time. also, keep in mind that - the longer you wont sleep properly - the harder it will be to fall asleep in the future. so be sure to not screw that part up too
delight being responsible
thats a great start. good job, keep going 
Me n who
drywall_gaming, your new nickname is Indiana
jones
replace that with men
love eatin legos wit a girl who stinks good
no u good
April
Apurilu
i could go for some apple jam pastries
Behold. Apple fritter @inland jackal
the clownie virus is spreading
Yes
Real
Ten years in the joint
what the fuck is wrong with memes now
they adjust the pitch randomly
fucking zoomers man
it's dead still Tuesday, you fucking looooooser 🎶
А нету актива, спят все
I arrived home
Congrats
Thanks
I hope it's not burnt or somethng

Leave this realm
Ничосе, это ты?
bruuh
It would be quite funny if I were to post something anti russia and these 2 particular individuals disappeared tomorrow 
Anywhow
Anywhos
Its cold in my hometown but hot everywhere else
This makes no fucking sense
Humgry
Love my life
Eat air
Отлетишь за такое ты
Что за ненависть?
Фобия
Мы в гости вообще то пришли
моя реакция на эту информацию
Шо за чат
👍
отправить ерёму на штурм брейнфарта
Leave my house pelmieni


The moment when brainfart shuts when Russians appear lol

сбежали в разные чаты

там хотя бы не прячутся когда общаются на русском



НИХУЯСЕ
!josta
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Ну и сисища
ахуеть
why are the russians here
Хае
privet
Время захвата брейнфарта
с такими и подушка не нужна
We've come to visit

another invasion 
Why
a bit more than a D cup, right ?

pensive6045, your new nickname is Ultra
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Sports
kolerder, your new nickname is Beckham
🤙
🤙
Becum
What he mean iedy

society

@bright hatch время отжать брейнфарт
ему сюда тоже нельзя
тут тоже стоит !
Untrue

I dont hate russians
Пофиг, захватим так.
@thin trench 
@thin trench 

A decoy
начинается
BOBR KURWA
Ты не один, нас много


Фобия
Australiski pingvuin

Пельмени.

Зачем спрятались, выходите
Just floppa
I didnt know that game had a parry until i was halfway in cus it doesnt teach you
Fuck mgr
Its cool doe

Захват брейнфарта

Mgr> dmc
Динаху

На самом деле
Stop shitting so hard

@steel bone ЕБАЛЬНИК СМЯЛ 
Фак оФ дисовнед


Ничоси ты разжирел
@steel bone ЕБАЛЬНИК СМЯЛ 

he's not fat, he's just expanding his total area of coverage
Што случилось?? Хахаа
no, he’s fat
You're right.
штурм брейнфарта
Происходит захват брейнфарта 



isn't that how you establish dominance is to be larger? to know that you're expanding into space
until you become space itself?
isn't that the meaning of life?

real tho
МОСКОВ НЕВЕР СЛИП
🤙
explain this then, liberal
Мы вернёмся, когда будет народа больше
бля как тут тихо
that's not too bad

if i remember correctly, theres a shader precompilation when u start the game
мне кажется когда мы в следующий раз зайдем
все опять уйдут
makes the cpu run hot
It's the whole time tho

So idk
how hot?
oh nvm then
В этом и есть смысл захвата.

fucking jet engine noises
они просто уходят и возвращаются когда нас нет
надо ивана сюда запихнуть
Мы сделаем Сральня 2 без модеров и правил приличия.

Also me holding b Apps: (If I get flashbanged I'm fucking dead IRL)
oh hey some activity
ah nvm it's the legion invading
The bear and the bull
ok furry
eh
Хой
Holy shit that white noise is my laptop
This may be why I have ringing in my ears
Huh

pensive6045, your new nickname is Kidrock
🤙

she doesn't look alcoholic enough, abusing drugs or has mental issues that would try to kill me in my sleep.
idk
unless we go for the Asian cute but is batshit insane then maybe?

довай
пасеб

а сметанки

У меня только пельмени


ну лан

@narrow lotus an actual good time for your sillyness
Why are the russians not kill yet
that's racist

I mean the look yeah, but this is now just like a style everyone does.

!lock
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
Russians, begone from where you came, or i shall purge you at once
oh. My. GOD. I've been without Helldivers for 3.65 picoseconds, I can't take it anymore. I'm screaming and shitting. My girlfriend actually wants me to spend time with her. I actually have to take out the trash now. What was left of my horrible day has been ruined beyond repair. Helldivers is my life. Yesterday my boss gave me this little pink slip (idk what it was for), and let me go home to play more Helldivers. This game helps me cope. My girlfriend's husband even lets me play an extra 3 hours before exiling me to the backyard too. I can't take it anymore. If I can't play more Helldivers soon, im gonna lose my mind!
!unlock
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.

Вуаааааа.
!0daysld
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never give a romanian admin rights

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this is copypasta right?

Fuck outta here you bitch
because I was gonna be very disappointed in you
@robust cove ЕБАЛЬНИК СМЯЛ 

Go back to mordor 
noo the brainrot got him too but that was a false alarm
open your mouth wide
Срать вечно.
NiN lyrics almost
🤙
🤙

If I said what I should, I would get banned
иногда какать
👌
so you're saying you're a pussy ass bitch that won't say it
только срать
периодически сренькать
✊
@narrow lotus you have failed
Not even your lockdowns can keep the russians at bay
эпизодически просираться
✌️
Iedy is noob
Which color you eating first fuckers
@placid sail which one since I can rely on your replies

lgbt extremist propaganda

No you dumbass
it's USMC snacks
You will eat ze bug

burple
SHIT FOREVER
🤙
You will live in ze pos
Time to create sralinya 2
perfect choice

says the one with his russian femboy entourage to defend him
getting roger'd roger'd
the legion serves noone, fool
Instead of roger roger its
and 
@stone blade look stepan
they didn't have those as a choice on tenor so idk
fuck
probably a good thing
Ну здарова пупсики.
был бы тут иван
Вы думали мы ушли, но мы не ушли
🍿
сам динаху
@livid pond ЕБАЛЬНИК СМЯЛ 
I understand both languages, while not being from either side, I get to sit on the fence and spectate
@livid pond ЕБАЛЬНИК СМЯЛ 
shut the fuck up droid
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yeah... I am just shitposting in my own corner
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🤙
@slender rock ЕБАЛЬНИК СМЯЛ 
Translate
I get the image but not the caption so im not sure if what im thinking is correct 
You serve eachother dumbass orc orgy
A translator to help
nobody:
serbs and russians in the youtube comments:
We don't need your selfie.
it's okay blur
@fresh rose ЕБАЛЬНИК СМЯЛ 
Your mom does tho
@fresh rose ЕБАЛЬНИК СМЯЛ 

О бубля иди сюда.
LOL
бублю обосрали
hell yeaaaah it's fuckin high speeeeeeed warrior class now
Lets goo
Is that gun in the new metro game after exodus
or this
bethesda gun designer will see this and instantly cum
lol
WHY ARE THE RADIATORS STILL WORKING
WHEN IT'S 20 DEGREES OUTSIDE
STUPID FUCKING CORRUPTED CUCKS
I am going to boil you alive
@fresh rose ЕБАЛЬНИК СМЯЛ 

Real
You will die by heatstroke

At the gates of slavhalla you just see a bunch of gopniks crouching around in a circle drinking and smoking cheap cigars
On the other side
Romanian gypsies awaiting to steal all your shit
damn
My ancestors were either scottish hating life and the british, british, and Bavarian german drinking booze and making coocoo clocks and chocolate while the otherside being Apache, and southwestern tribes doing powows gathering and warring with other tribes. they're just like WHO THE FUCK YOU? so idk... they're all group that hate each other or someway don't get along
so
uh yeah
👍
What a combination
anglo side is a mix of bankers or Quakers while dads side is apache, mescalero and jicarilla tribes so, New mexico, Arizona and mexico however that intermixxed before
Yugioh special summon
indeed.
summon skin walkers and shit
ayoo
funny thing is I look white on the skin tone but the melonin went elsewhere
😐 dna has an interesting way to uh
yeah
It's uh
idk
Frank in a hat! https://www.makeship.com/products/frank-the-snake-longboi-2-0
Extra vids for Floaties! https://www.floatplane.com/channel/TheTrashNetwork/home
Car Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHdpnvKJDijKNe2caIasnww
Game Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@HelloImGaming
Drum Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@the.drum.thing.
tbf same , the weather is so good rn it sucks being at work lol
i have a shit ton of paperwork and an inspection this month
gods give me strength
hope gods give this man weakness
I have been blessed with shit weather during the work days, and nice weather on the weekend
never
Gourg gornig
Yea it's been raining the whole day
pensive6045, your new nickname is Rafael

NAHH 💀
this new content warning game is pretty fun ngl (its free right now so get it before its too late on steam)
I need to play that fucking game
WHAT DOES THAT GUY HAVE ON HIS FACE
THE YELLOW GUY
THE WORD
clearly showing nigerian pride 
Good morning
I want to play this so much but my friends don't 😭
just play with randoms
Get better friends
@narrow lotus sorry for tag young gamer but i can say kryosheet is insane
it works better than my previous thermal paste
mx-6
i mean idk if its the paste itself or the fact that you put new paste after x years
- cleaned the heatsink
Sad another day that powerade is no longer in Poland sadge
now the new cooler is goated
What does this mean chat
@light flume
he made u fearless
iedy getting sexually harrassed
Balls
men have it bad too
the guy got muted before your report
fuckin snitch
nah, feel free to beat him
nuh uh

you got a problem with chinese?
you sound like the guy who'd remind the teacher of homework
definitely dont translate it

Cry about it idk
please do
hurry up i wanna edge
yawm
ew elf
most entertaining new brainfart user sir
eh idk still not as entertaining as that borderlands pfp guy
oh yeah him
borderland pfp guy was entertaining cus he rarely appeared and when he did he was severely schizo
Once in awhile you get that infinite energy capslock splurge exile
says the guy in here with us
Says the exile
Yeah hes one of those
you and whose army
Spammer central
lets keep him here he will be like a goldfish in the tank that we tap on occasionally
good idea
it is like that already
good
@light flume do something funny
🤨
come on
Hi Flop Hi PAVLO Hi australiancunt Hi Delight
p!cat // hello 
i mean it is a goldfish
he is accoustic, give him a second
memory span of 3 seconds
strange goldfish 2 rank roles
the idiot tried to leave i think to reset his role
Hello sir
haha
@light flume you cant escape little bitch boy
i dont think he can even chat here?
I think he might have more caffeine in him then Ivan
yea 10 minute timer or sum shit
I just found myself in my local newspaper
but idk if brainfart role overwrites
dont ban him though
idiot
send him back in here
yeah
hes the only goldfish we have right now
its gonna be great
@light flume get the fuck back here
@light flume idjit 
HAH pleb
@light flume come back here
newcomer and exile can you talk at all /
come on big man where is you
+support
lol he reset his account wtf did he do
ty Iedy
he deleted his name and pfp
wtf lmao

he is trying to escape us
allah wont help him
The Brainfart Schizo hit him super fast
Damn, can't make the poll to rename Brainfart Exile to Goldfish 
Did you subscribe?
AHAHAHAHA
fortnite and roblox
I knew he was a kid by the way he was talking btw
brother was like 9 years old
same
NO FUCKING WAY
Dude has more subs than me, whole 1k more
ive got 6 subs on my yt
Hi ledy Hi Dry Hi alexthedegenerate



