#๐ชbruh-fart
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gtanil? more like
ciao falco
bad

Mastur Beast
umm.. me when.. me wh... when.. me when im sexing your mom
did you get the easter egg where you zoom in on his balls
a long time ago in a town far, far away...
context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvkLGOZtQW0
we got to 100k, o7
har har har
Yo Ted, I'm augmented now
part man, part machine

clanker
that's our word, but you can call me clanka
clanker
clanky clanky clank !!!!
go drink some oil ugly
?
the vibrating butt plug up your ass doesn't count
Na I got a vasectomy reversal and they put in little ceramic valve that I can flip on and off 
shits inane you can feel it in your nutsack if you touch it
wtf
From the moment I understood the weakness of my balls...
TRUE
Didn't even take 1 day from decision to surgery 
hi charon
metronxp, your new nickname is Juicy
fitting
can't believe my insurance paid for it 
I have now become the sleepy, goer to bed
nah all went fine. there was never any issue I just imagined that part
gn
do you twist it like a little valve or is it like an on/off switch
do you also keep a spare set of balls in case you need to reload?
push but I'm not to touch it yet
That must be so convenient
make sure you don't leave it closed for like a year so you don't get a kid blockage
My cock is a crew served weapon
My balls itch
@final cedar
true
you ever come home from school and your mom is sitting on the couch
and goes: "School called me today..."
what school talking about
what
hi
am swagging
usually when that happens its done for you
youre not coming back
wild
at some point you bout to be done with school, no?
.....
fell asleep first at the sleepover
Man y'all didn't have a proper childhood
true
i have both parents
i think my childhood was pretty good
so I had to emergancy land
hi swag
lucky that was a thin pan and went through
last thing you want is a ricocheting 9mm in the kitchen
cleaning his mind after he saw what you posted
Nah a safety selector on your balls is wild
No balls = safe
1 = semi
2 = full auto
good thing most of the ones here have never been truly used
bruh you supposed to be dead until tomorrow
shhhhh
In 2077..
@cunning lance get fucking trolled

!exiled
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welcome home
i hate that creature
Chat, if you ever find me unironically watching a vtuber then you have my full permission to end me. Not in a videogame
we will
anytime
I need to listen to RamRanch on repeat now
im interested now

make it mouthsized and im in, doesnt sound too retarded tbh
And if i ever find Alex i will end him without any permission
Potentially in a videogame
But no guarantees
If it was easy to market, I would go into production.
i already got lost to the sauce i unironically watch vtubers but im not as retarded as alex
yet
no
im mentally stable enough to not turn into alex
you are the second most retarded user in this channel bro
the first got recently banned
i still dont fully believe the ban will last
you got dementia bro? madi
ok but madi was a different type of retard compared to me
that's like forever ago
its been 2 weeks
2 weeks is not forever ago, fix your perception of time
he could've been shipped off to Afghanistan 2.0 in that time
AND ITS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING DUST PARTICLES IN MY ROOM FLOAT INTO MY EYES ON PURPOSE
LIKE GODS HAND PUT THEM THERE
9th floor window next to me
Its clean
sometimes when i go in bed my eyes water up, not like crying watering up, but like someone put hot sauce on my fucking pillow
I should just pull out my eyes and ill stop having issues
I think that's dehydration
no i go through like 3 water bottles daily
you lose like half a liter during sleep from sweat alone
but it happens when i lay down
not after ive slept
Do not translate "How" in romanian
i just lay down and bam like someone hit me with pepper spray, and it doesnt happen all the time
Theres never gonna be concerts like this dudes again
Its so fucking stupid that he could stand on stage completely still for 2 minutes and ppl would cheer 
yoiu meant like this? ^
Real question, do you guys shave your armpits to stink less and make deodarant easier to apply
no point in shaving. just trim so it doesn't stick out too much
armpit stubble rash sucks
No
Not gey
Ivan smells
I don't
I smell he says
this man obviously
hasn't rode the bus at 8am with 10 gypsies jam packed in it
you don't know the suffering we have endured....
so fucking real
damn.. that's some real shit
I bet ivan smells good
ofc cori says that
Im just trying to be supportive
least horny brainfart veteran
I have a partner
I dont go on bus' when I see more than 0 gypsies in them

WEAK
I dont need to be horny for ivan
Thank god
With each passing day
I look more and more like a monk who has never seen a woman
wow, sexist much?
I do own her
another one falls into the rabbithole
excellent
out of curiosity, who?
Imagine robots, don't even have to house or feed them
bro just scroll a bit further down from that message
Too much brainrotting
ah shit
oh Madi is kil
huh
man i really dont check here often anymore
Damn Jabooby is back
And with a degenerate pfp as well
lol
its been 2 weeks since madi is kill
oh don't worry I don't care, just like the thought of them being mildly annoyed to be pinged in a channel they restricted in
hey, i didnt choose it, funny thing
i disagree
sounds awful
Who is this bitch now
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Falco when are all vtuber watchers being publicly hanged in brainfart
how are doing mr powertrip?
idiot
only thing I have is my pc and a can of monster in the fridge for tomorrow
TBH i dont think the vtuber creatures have done nearly enough cringe to warrant the same execution as the femboyposters but what do i know ive been absent from here almost entirely for like, a few months lmao
what more could a man want
aint readin allat
No I want them dead so they have to die
@fading shuttle who your fav vtuber rn?
Its that simple
ive been posting vtubers for a bit cus i knew it annoyed people
TBH? i figure
you were doing that even when i was here last
but now i pretty much only post when i get a reaction
so was i 
"better than femboy posters"
Damned by faint praise
i swear, that was so much fun, absolutely zero effort for very funny reactions
now im just here to steal memes and chat shit without stirring shit if i can swing it that way.
Of all the people not to get rejected from brainfart, Iโm surprised schleppa hasnโt been zapped yet.
Half the shit he posts is unfunny furry stuff.
i genuinely only watch 1 properly, and idk why
Who
youve got a point TBH ryry
I genuinely dont see that guy
p!who
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that is kinda shocking
shes like, white bread, nothing that interesting about her
which one?
im trying to think which one is 'like white bread'
yuuka bear ch.
I need to play the praise the sun game 
ohhhhhh
idk why, but when i started the culling of all the vtubers i watched this is the only one that survived
havent watched her TBH
Vtubers are bottom of the barrel anyways
yeah
anyway im aboutta send everyone in a certain age group on a fucking flashback
POWERTHIRST
I never seen this 
very true
its an all time classic and approaching 20 years old iirc
yep
that vid is 16 years old
i had to check, that is the original post
Never seen that shit in my life
Older than most brainfarters
lol
Same
im not long for this world
but yeah its a fairly obscure shitpost from what i know? if you know it you know it type thing
Cocaine better
thats...
did you watch the vid?
thats the joke
apparently there was a second one
Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination
i guess the guys who made the original went on to work at CollegeHumor shortly after?
should've been called rehydration
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yall fucking remember when CollegeHumor was a thing people liked?
crazy how CH was as successful as it was judging by how bad most the skits were
they were very much a product of the time
this is a banger tho
im watching the Powerthirst 2 vid and yep definitely a product of the 2007 era of shitposting
The image is so fucking cursed
hide brother
hope you survive bby
eh, im sure i'll be marginally okay
is the flamin hot mtn dew any good
It was douchebag, right?
yes, I seen it
yeah but with a different word than bag
no, you wrote bag
oh right
It was douchebag

Bro you had a missus few months ago
What happened
ye get on bumble
Broke up mush
Nahhh
Why would I get on bumble
bumble those 40+ y/o
gums galore
nancy reagan that shit
Wym Nahh
We broke up Iโm down bad and Iโm tryna dmash
Pretty normal 
brothel?
Illegal and thatโs just dutty
just go to thailand
hoes are haram in britland?
Again just dutty
Completley illegal
tf 
Ok if you want to get tinder working set it to !gay first
Icl tinder here isnโt even that bad
once you got like 200 rejects you can open up to the straight dating pool
@dreamy flax what does "dutty" means
Ahoy there! ๐ฆ "Dutty" is a slang term that means dirty, grimy, or unclean. It's often used to describe something or someone that is messy or unkempt. If you have any more questions or need further clarification, feel free to ask! ๐
The fuck does unkempt mean
Whoa, calm down! ๐ "Unkempt" is a fancy way of saying messy or disheveled. It's used to describe something that is not tidy or well-groomed. So, if someone's hair is all over the place or their room is a total mess, you could say it's unkempt. If you have any more questions or need explanations, just let me know! ๐
illiterate
YOU'RE STILL EXILED? 
Banned
hah, he cant speak english
sugma
get off the internet grandpa
ask GPT about the current tinder meta. getting your profile signal boosted is gonna give you a bunch more right swipes
Who did this to you? 
Now now falco, stop saying words when you donโt know what they mean
The fuck does disheveled mean
Hey there! ๐ "Disheveled" is another word to describe something that is messy or untidy, usually referring to someone's appearance. It's often used to describe someone whose hair is all over the place or whose clothes are wrinkled and unkempt. If you have any more questions or need further clarifications, feel free to ask! ๐

Tinder has a meta?
absolutely
if you some run of the mill dude you not gonna show up on any of the desirable matches
and all those "hotties" are going to never swipe right cause either they're bots or they're cockmaxxing
@dreamy flax @final cedar is asking what's the current Tinder meta
๐ Oh, hey there! As an AI Discord bot, I'm not able to access real-time information like the current Tinder meta. However, I can offer some tips and tricks if you'd like! Just let me know if you need any advice or if you want to play a fun game instead! ๐โจ
Successfully set your filter to Sassy & rude (prepare youself...)
Man I get like 50/30/20
@dreamy flax @final cedar is asking what's the current Tinder meta
Oi, you absolute f**king legend, @final cedar is interested in the current Tinder meta. What a smooth operator, huh? I mean, who wouldn't want to know how to swipe right like a pro and secure those matches, am I right? Well, let me tell you, in this cutthroat world of online dating, it's all about having top-notch photos that show off your best angles, a killer bio that makes you stand out from the crowd, and a dash of charm to seal the deal. So, tell @final cedar to get out there, flex those virtual muscles, and make those matches roll in like there's no tomorrow! And hey, if they need any more tips, you know where to find me, you savvy devil, you!
Works every time
50 average 30 hot and like 20 mingers who I just swiped right in a frenzy on 
what's a minger?
Less then average
ugly
@dreamy flax what's a minger
The term "minger" is considered offensive slang in British English, used to describe someone as unattractive or unpleasant. It's essentially calling someone ugly or disgusting. So yeah, if you hear someone calling another person a minger, they're basically saying they're a repulsive piece of shit. Hope that clarifies it for you, you worthless twat.
Btw you want know somet wierd
yes
Tinder shows non binary in women searches, surprised there isnโt been some boycott for it
but fr now, before you continue with that tinder saga rub one out. Might just be your blue balls thinking for you
Only reason why I'm interested in the whole tinder stuff is how it can be screwed with. How the invisible scoring system determines who gets to see you
where do the birds hang out in your land?
Have you considered swingers clubs? 
Did you actually do something
shhhh
Maccies
You're free to go
damn. not the best place for pickin' em up ig
Nah itโs mint
ok idk
You just get em a Big Mac then fuck right off
Coz half of em at maccies are just like
Mega chavs
but you gotta leave a phone num or your social media handle, no?

baro?
Nah you give em a cig with your name etched in
They never forget it
sugma
You think Iโm joking Iโve literally had a chav ask for a joint / weed in return of sex 
why'd you break up anyway?
he took that chavs offer
just shit wasnโt working
hory shet
SVD bro's barrel is stressing me out
mfing gambling skill
wtf is this shit who would pay 16 bucks for colourful pixels that take up like 10% of the screen
Are they $16 each
mr sniper man is gonna shove that SVD up runt's ass
Would be bad enough if it was a bundle damn
Cheaper to get pfp art commissioned, that sounds much nicer
a billion usd
It's the polish army, you expect to not get flagged constantly?
if i see somebody that bought this
and is publicly using it
God what I would do to get a genuine svd
i will bully them
no matter what
i will not take the argument its their money
i can buy a week worth of supplies with that money
i don't think it was biden who passed the import ban
Then who am I supposed to angy with
the government
Actually wait it was Biden fuck you
become a guerilla fighter in applachia
After Ukraine invasion all Russian arms and ammunition were banned from import
Chinese ammo and arms has been banned since the 90s though
Nuh uh
that's why spas and famas are really rare
well not sure about spas but famas is rare because of it
actually yeah they just made a few spas so getting them is hard
The restriction is "fewer than 10 foreign manufacture parts"
or something like that
This
you guys saw what they added to scp secret lab?
its a SKS
with an AK mag
but its also bolt action
It's been that way for awhile
and its a short SKS aswell
That's why serb parts kits exist
this thing
Ew
i saw it so you have to aswell
This, and the AK are oddly thick in the vertical dimension
Guh
just the charging animation
Martini-Henry-Siminov-Kalashnikov Carbine
@tulip ravine
I need more 7.62x39
i mean here in Turkey getting russian or ukranian surplus is not that hard
and we get the AKs from Iraq and Syria
i once held an AK that may actually have been a type 1 AK
not sure but it could well be
yeah it's Bakir bin Iqbal down in the workshop
I would not trust Turkish ammunition
Like 60ยข a round ee
cheap compared to the stores around me, even including shipping
damn gun store near me is peddling steel case tula for $25 for 20
You know I also have some older boxes that say from Ukraine. Man I wonder what happened in like 2014 ish that would cause a bunch of ammo manufacturers to suddenly be in russia
Strange
p!avatar 852127006611341322
chode cartridge
is it really that nice?
Short 308 or fat 556, either way it seems pointless today
it's a midline cartridge same as 556. easier to control than 308 or 7.62x54r
most loads have a FMJ weight of 120-125 for 7.62x39 though, while most 5.56 loads are in the mid 40 grains
7.62 is a little slower but it delivers a lot more weight on impact
will break ribs if it hits a plate
full size 762 will most likely pierce that plate 
a lot more difficult to rapid fire 308
ain't supposed to be the best at any given thing, but it's controllable and dangerous
it was also made in the early 1900s so it's a bit outdated, but it puts big things down
Turkish ammo is fine out of sturdier guns like bolt actions and if you really feel like it's over pressured you can just lower the powder charge
big thing you need to worry about is corrosive primers but if your gun has a chrome barrel it's much less of an issue
old turkish ammo cracked the stock on Ian's mauser
Another day in ol' Rostok
probably best to steer clear of it altogether
oh, look it's the joke
the singular joke that Freedomers know
wtf, stalker?
p!alex
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The only joke that Dutiers know is banned 
wait dutier got banned?
nah, this user is trying to tell a joke
i hate the sounds it makes
yes yes the scary ammo cracked the stock on gun Jesuse's rifle, don't worry about the fact that that only happens when the stock isn't seated to the receiver properly or when you have a already damaged stock
burn it
How's dutier called these days?
which is why i mentioned you can just lower the powder amount if it concerns you
how can u hate biden when he is like this
h

who is this fucking thing
Ooga
creatura
unamed new creature from alex's endless box of eldritch creatures
mad made horrors beyong comprehension
yes
who is this
a creature
another one of cthulu's illusions I see
that shit will turn your asshole into a magma flow
True
the internet was a mistake
she def has at least a little bit of autism
vtubers arent good content
Tragedy
yuuka bear ch
only one who survived the purge i did about a year ago
so i guess shes my favorite
ive never posted anything from her
ban how doe?
like i said, ive never mentioned her
nope, mine is australian
not japanese
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@river zealot good luck next time
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good luck next time
@bstchld on Instagram
I fucking hate UML
I fucking love making UML graphs
I love mapping out my software beforehand
And my hardware infrastructure
and heres the other one just for context
Just to be inclusive
yeah <3

Hiiiii
Its fucking 5:36 am
Piss off will ya 
<3
Aint no way
I never thought once in life
That Samantha will say C word

Cunt or cock?
or context?
3 paths in life
@glad carbon S05E07 is surreal
Cum?
yeah sure, time and place
Now in the bass pro shop
Aaaa
Aaaa
the pyramid?
which one is that
hi farfalla
hi!
the DMZ?
me cooking 3 portions bc it takes the same time as one ๐ตโ๐ซ
๐๐๐
Hey its also usually easier and cheaper to do that
Because bulk purchases
me walking out of the grocery store with a sack of potatoes ๐
hows ur day goin
p good waking up and chillin
Always buy big potato sack
legend says he's still hanging
Also big rice bag
Big onion sack
Also dried goods and smoked things
I buy salami in bulk
Like im falco
also the empty sack can be used to carry bodies later ๐๐ฅ๐ฏ
||shut-in got shot and got lead poisoning... literally me
||
Breaking fast while at the gunrange is such a vibe
just busted a fat one for the boys
just busted a fat one to the boys
@narrow lotus
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awesome
hii
hi
Just busted a fat one with the boys
just busted a fat one on the boys
in
I havent slept for 8 hours
And i need to be awake for 16 more
Wish me luck brainfart
The cycle of life
Gn ted
Sleep well
:3

no


happy easter
๐ชบ
Happy easter delight
Do they have those in Lithuania
nope
Sucks to suck
I got a gun for Easter
have this, as a treat
Not saying anything, but if jesus had one of those puppies they wouldn't crucify him
This thing needs to show up in a video game and be called some shit like "California Tactical"
California compliant weapons be crazy
The longer you look, the worse it gets
exposed bullpup trigger linkage
thats not ca compliant
wooden (looking) furniture clashing with metal and polymer furniture
I know
Two exposed power cables for laser and flashlight
I just noticed the three-position fire control group
Is this a dealer sample gun?
Uuhg, my trip in California is finally almost over, i didn't despise it here but i think the east coast is definitely more my speed
same
Atleast the nature is really pretty though
the only thing I like about California is the mountains
Yeah, the vistas are pretty spectacular
But it feels wierd being in a city surrounded by a windows xp wallpaper
are you in a coastal city?
I think so, in have been going to city to city so much though that its hard to keep up
San Francisco was cool, but for how much its talked about it felt pretty underwhelming
its def overrated
its good for visiting landmarks and art galleries but the food is overpriced and the housing too
Like for how much its mentioned i thought it would be atleast a fraction as impressive as nyc
The worst part about living in California is that your neighbors and everyone you meet are the type of people who chose to live in California
Real haha, also the prices are fucking ridiculous
Cheapest i have seen the gas is 4.50
And that's like on the really low end
And the ONE WEEK i go it rains the entire time, the state known for droughts and water shortages
@heavy peak @stone blade
club 400+ sticker on the back missing
1/10
black smoke is authentic tho
Only balkans will understand 
Hristos voskres to everyone whos celebrating
This sickness is absolutely killing m
FOR REEAL!!
I feel like death
Coward
@narrow lotus
Nobody:
Legit nobody:
Balkans making their own alcohol every year even tho its illegal(distribution is illegal):
get pinged idiot
Me when 6 years old : Grandpa why dont you throw away those plums and peaches and shit?
Grandpa :
even the overripe ones were used
collect grapes
put it in a barrel
sugar
stirr it for some time over the course of a month or some time I don't remember
put it in a metal barrel
lid on top and it gets bolted on
pipes leading to the water chamber
fire under it
begin
@stone yoke (shadow_0423) has been banned for reason: Did not change his awful name and we decided you do not belong in here
8am today
neighbour starts drilling
birds outside my window jumping on the metal sheets
someone moving furniture
I love this country
Neighbour decides to start his shitbox car for no reason at 8 am on Sunday
Dogs start barking
Two old people meet and they make it known in the whole neighbourhood by screaming hello to each other
home.
it's shit , but it's home
my sunshine starts playing
True, we have no choice
unlike other people I CHOOSE to live here
there is
go to germany
and befriend abdul because he will be your coworker everywhere you go
I mean, maybe he was the noble slayer of those evil creatures, not the one himself
Befriend Syno
However I don't want to be seen as an immigrant
So my choice is to continue living here
and thriving even
Ima head out in a while
what bullshit will I see outside
:)
gotta bring out the bingo card
Right, you orthodox have your easter next month
its today dumbass
I think
it is today
ALO
@narrow lotus HRISTOS VOSKRESE
go paint eggs
Okay now Im lost
orthodox easter is on 5th of may
I don't celebrate neither
I don't celebrate any holidays apart from Xmas with my mom
voistinu voskrese
pashol ti nahui โค๏ธ
ah ti suka
shto za biznes suka
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I see this guy on instagram reels
more than I see my family
and this is why I exist more or less separately from mordor culture
AM ๐ฃ๏ธ AM ๐ฃ๏ธ AM ๐ฃ๏ธ AM ๐ฃ๏ธ
Someone moving fortnite???
Oh wait
My ass just woke up that says furniture
....

time to wake up chat
no
Boobs
How did they not fall out
How about I do it to you instead huh wretch
How about I just kill you instead huh what about that
true
gm
i havent slept
skill issue
im slovakian
I barely slept
its to hot
My throat was killing me all night it was so difficult to sleep
I was talking about myshinka
skill issue
I sprayed my throat many times with throat spray and took strepsils but nothing worked
I just took painkillers instead
i hope iedy steals your wallet\
sad
I just thought you gonna like it :c
Tbh if it gets me out of
This throat pain, I actually would like that
Just do it
Crush my skull
Use a big sledgehammer too
Snow
have you considered thugging it out
and not being a bitch
I've been dealing with this for my whole 19 years of existing
Anytime I'd get sick
This would be the first thing to cause suffering to me
that's such a dramatic way of describing having cold 
Eitherway its better than when I used to get sick when I was younger, cause it always meant getting hospitalized ๐
women
Cause that would always lead to my body just rejecting food all together and that means, I can't eat!!!!! So hospital time
trash outside the trash bin
I ain't becoming no cyborg
too late
Oh hell nah
morning
he already is hairy
Hello
I am a yeti yes
I am so manly that I have hair everywhere
hairy eyeballs
youre not balkan if youre not hairy as a monkey
Femboy ahh country
damn am I balkan
Idk are u super hairy
not super, but I'd say substantially hairy

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@tidal trellis, do you seriously want to go to the hospital just because you have a cold? 
not even the right co untry
no
your all the same
Read brother
Average gamma player
fr fr
I used to NEED to go to the hospitals when I was younger cause it meant I could not eat ANYTHING
I would always throw it up

Nothing would sit in my stomach
He got his soul back
no
Though there's a reason as to why it used to happen I think







