🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

aight guys i need suggestions

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795271855485354004/1091169692464463994/Hamburgaga_im_fapping_so_idc_1.gif

[inland jackal]

im making this site this week, what parts should i do and which order

the theme is site for selling white tech

kitchen appliances, washing machines and such

i will get like just 8 items

on the display

[atomic crane]

how many brainfarters will do the same assignment

[inland jackal]

prob 1

just me

[atomic crane]

try not to make kitchen appliance retailer website challenge

i've seen this at least once before

[inland jackal]

im making a plan

[atomic crane]

IT WAS YOU

[inland jackal]

yes?

[atomic crane]

IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME

since january

[inland jackal]

exactly

i suck with the doing

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-4961456348134506326

[inland jackal]

@solar obsidian come reset koko

!courier

[split canyon]

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[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-skateboard-skateboard-eminem-snap-back-to-reality-gif-6248584713426972586

[inland jackal]

so what do i do

what should be on my to do list

@stone blade

[atomic crane]

make the website

[inland jackal]

thats on the bottom

[atomic crane]

[atomic crane]

did you come up with a brand color like i suggested 2 months ago

[pale ingot]

2 hours 36 min 33 seconds. randomly skipped to that point... but damn, he got ovr it

[inland jackal]

i did

[pale ingot]

also

[stone blade]

get bitches

[pale ingot]

Oh man, what a distinguished gentleman building legos, I wonder what he does for a living!

[inland jackal]

some lame ass template i found and modified a bit

but the color should be like black and magenta combo

[atomic crane]

that is not a brand color

thats a site template

[inland jackal]

and i modified it

literally got my name

[stone blade]

TECHNO WESELI

[gleaming grove]

this shit is bomb im telling you

[inland jackal]

aigh gimme better naem ai dare you

[atomic crane]

is the site going to be for your brand of appliances or all brands

[stone blade]

techno kurac

:))

hehehe

[inland jackal]

brands i got here

[inland jackal]

real

[atomic crane]

so a retailer of other brands

not a storefront for your brand

[gleaming grove]

technoblade

[atomic crane]

how about Kitchen Aide

[inland jackal]

it dont matter now but i will put it on ze list

[atomic crane]

[atomic crane]

wtf do you mean

put what on the list lmao

[inland jackal]

romania moment

[atomic crane]

well anyway, look at amazon's beautiful website

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/alixx-attention-seeker-attention-seeking-attention-please-bernie-gif-25204169

[atomic crane]

so easy on the eyes

[inland jackal]

i prefer these

[atomic crane]

pure beautiful white with mild colors

[atomic crane]

thats a good one

the one with a black header looks all fucked up though

[inland jackal]

yea

[atomic crane]

i think your site will look objectively better if it minimizes hard lines like that black header and the white background

go for mild colors, light colors

unified colors preferably or complementary ones

blue and yellow is a classic

cant go wrong with red and white

[atomic crane]

look at that, absolute perfection

never go full black, weseli. if you go full black, you never go back.

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-thats-right-pretty-good-amazing-gif-20161005

[atomic crane]

that is pretty good

[solar coral]

How do o play stalker brainfart?

[atomic crane]

i would focus on readability so text should always be greyscale and inverted from the background

white text on dark backgrounds, black text on bright backgrounds

except for the logo!!!!

the brand of the site can be epic and colorful

[inland jackal]

i tweaked it a bit

now its bit more pale yellow

[atomic crane]

lemon-ey

[inland jackal]

yea

[atomic crane]

makes me think of a clean kitchen

[inland jackal]

feels nice on that background

now i gotta edit

fuck

[gleaming grove]

making a website?

[inland jackal]

yea

still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh5yFxe4UoU&list=PLc0mc0NqK1niHC7fDdJM0NR-BWu6XyapS&index=1 blasting some of this legendary ost rn

@atomic crane i have the thingy

when you hover it goes darker

[deep topaz]

i remember my CSS days

it was probably the most fun i've had using code

[gleaming grove]

I miss HTML ngl

it was the funnest thing I have ever did in coding-wise

[deep topaz]

it was so simple yet so powerful

[atomic crane]

change it so the text is white and goes yellow when you hover 👌

[gleaming grove]

Python was also fun

[deep topaz]

i might still have my old website on a onedrive from like 8 years ago

[gleaming grove]

I love Python but application isn't as big as C# or C++

so I moved to C++ since I didn't know about C#

[tulip ravine]

C# on top

[gleaming grove]

and god I straight up not having a good time

[lone cedar]

sure, probably arrives either friday or monday

[tulip ravine]

I love automatic garbage collection

I love automatic memory management

[inland jackal]

to that lemony

[gleaming grove]

so how does that work

[atomic crane]

i started with python and had to move to C, it hasn't been fun but it's built my confidence a lot and i actually kind of like it now

[gleaming grove]

like if you done w a memory pointer

they just deleted it automatically?

[atomic crane]

ye 🍋

[inland jackal]

dope

[gleaming grove]

because I know in C++ you need to manually delete a pointer once you dynamically created it

[inland jackal]

the text will change 100%

[gleaming grove]

so it doesn't cause memory leak

[tulip ravine]

You don’t really need to use pointers in c#

[tidal trellis]

@lone cedar doing the orc campaign now

[gleaming grove]

then what do you use if you want to access something directly

you just do?

[tulip ravine]

In what context are we talking here

I’ve not really delved much into memory in c# never really come up for me personally

[gleaming grove]

say if I have a = 10 and Pointer B points to address of a

and I want to use a in a function without returning value

I could just pass it by reference

[atomic crane]

if you want to pass the location of a global variable to a function, how do you do that

[tulip ravine]

Automatically done I believe, like I said memory hasn’t been much of a issue for me

Oh wait nvm I’m stupid

C# doesn’t even use global really

[atomic crane]

int a;
func(*a);
a = 5;

[gleaming grove]

yeh that's C++

[inland jackal]

we doing it we doin it

[gleaming grove]

apparently in C# pointer is useless

[atomic crane]

what is C# even used for

[tulip ravine]

The only case I’ve seen in c# for global stuff is maybe some web stuff

[tulip ravine]

OOP

[inland jackal]

i do oop

[gleaming grove]

anything related to C beside CSS (i dont think it's even C) is OOP

[inland jackal]

object oriented programming

[atomic crane]

C++ is OOP

CSS is not C

you are correct

it is cascading style sheets

[tulip ravine]

Must be a different way of doing it then Idfk tbh I haven’t looked much into the differences

[gleaming grove]

I wonder beside for html and JS

[atomic crane]

C itself is not

[inland jackal]

gibberish as in this

[tulip ravine]

All I know is c# is more like Java then anything

[gleaming grove]

what else they use to make website

[lone cedar]

LOK TAR OGAR

[gleaming grove]

isn't there's like something 5.1

[atomic crane]

PHP

[gleaming grove]

forgot the name

it's used to make website animation

like transition and stuff

[slender rock]

flash?

[deep topaz]

js, css, html, is what i used

flash can also be integrated

[gleaming grove]

love how Unreal Engine uses Blueprint coding

basically it's just C++ but you are babying it

but deep down its more complex

[slender rock]

https://youtu.be/hYTYqs-ytSk?t=59

I couldn't post the other version of the meme

where the dude covers his dong in foil and sticks it in the outlet socket

Idk randomly "Flash, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" popped into my brain

I didn't get enough sleep

[tulip ravine]

If you want some fun

Use blazor w c# and entity framework

EF is a orm, use it with LocalDB (I believe it’s a offshoot of SQL server) it’s really cool in what it can do

[inland jackal]

@tulip ravine when england playing again

[livid pond]

any of yall played callisto protocol?

[zealous remnant]

I remember that one

[tidal trellis]

the bad dead space like game?

[slender rock]

@stone blade

[livid pond]

idk i havent played it thats why im asking

[inland jackal]

@stone blade aloooooooooooooooooooo

give some local brands of yours

for kitchen

[narrow lotus]

TEFAL

[final cedar]

better off with dead space remake

[inland jackal]

bet

@narrow lotus

dis?

dope

i wonder if lithuania has some

@solar obsidian

give some local brands

and provide a link if possible

[livid pond]

cant get it through alternate means

[inland jackal]

@placid sail

[atomic crane]

i jerk my peanits in the sun 🌞

[lone cedar]

Man i forgot how much DL1 was miles better than DL2

[tidal trellis]

oh okay

[lone cedar]

yes?

[tidal trellis]

was funny watching em fall

[atomic crane]

how does this clip in particular show that it was miles better

[lone cedar]

there are no ragdolls in the 2nd game

[atomic crane]

i tend to like DL1 more myself but i dont get it with this clip lol

[lone cedar]

its all scripted

[inland jackal]

did i hear tf2 soldier scream

[atomic crane]

ive seen ragdolls in DL2 though

kicking zombs off the roofs

[lone cedar]

That's the only time they have it
When they attack or stumble against one another doesn't exist

Even volatiles have scripted animations when they'll fall off the roof

They'll jump two meters higher thats an indicator they'll fall off

[atomic crane]

interesting

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis haii

[lone cedar]

When they try to jump at you and if you dodge they'll roll in one spot at the edge of the roof and not fall off

[lone cedar]

You know that gamey thing where it looks buggy but its a gameplay feature

[tidal trellis]

hello friend

[toxic sundial]

Skill issue + M2 click

[placid sail]

[inland jackal]

you

popular kitchen appliance brand at your place

[toxic sundial]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

by the nine divines what the fuck are you yapping about

[green schooner]

my broke my phone so I cant text in class

https://tenor.com/view/nene-桃鈴ねね-ホロライブ-momosuzu-nene-hololive-gif-11994229190177291405

[inland jackal]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

???????????????????????????????????????????????

[inland jackal]

tell me

debil

need it asap

[tidal trellis]

explains where u vanished

[placid sail]

ahhhh

[tidal trellis]

hi busy

[green schooner]

silly

[placid sail]

I think I'm starting to understand your chromosome deficient ramblings

[inland jackal]

@placid sail literally look at your stove or fridge

[placid sail]

you want me to tell you some kind of a Russian popular utensils brand

[inland jackal]

da

[toxic sundial]

Palmetto State armory Easter sale: 16" 5.56 ar-15 for 320$

[placid sail]

IKEA is respected here a lot

[inland jackal]

cheap

[toxic sundial]

Exactly

[lone cedar]

Bandits don't react to your guns when you point at them they all go mindlessly at you unlike the first game
They rarely run away, or try to flank you
You use CTRL to aim down sights with a gun instead of right click
You have 0 sense of danger at night against volatiles because you're a superhuman with super boots that jump to the moon
They somehow made the guns do less damage than any weapon in the game
Story cardboard NPCs, choices dont matter, ive replayed the game 4 times NG+ , all the same outcome in the end
Your weapon can never break and can be used infinitely unlike DL1 where you have limited repairs then it breaks and you gotta loot for new weapons
your weapon appearance doesnt change after repair, doesn't alter it
your kit makes you wanna less parkour in the game (glider/hook)

ok wall of text / rant

[placid sail]

to the point that while the company has left the country, some online shops are still selling their brand stockpile

[inland jackal]

not furniture

ovens

fridges

taht studff

washing machines

[placid sail]

mostly western brands + chinese trash

[final cedar]

@glad carbon what are they smoking in the hospital for
Just watched the cuban refugee episode and cringed at the cigar scene

[inland jackal]

just give

[placid sail]

my washing machine is beko, some cheap ass chinese shit

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-asian-chinese-silly-ccp-gif-17771773925036748435

[inland jackal]

oh beko

they are here too

tell me the chinese

i make them cheap on my site

[lone cedar]

beko goated i have it too

[placid sail]

I dunno man

[inland jackal]

take a pic

[placid sail]

feels like a chinese ripoff to me

[inland jackal]

just give

give me the name

[placid sail]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BEKO YOU DUM DUM

[lone cedar]

B..BAKA?

[inland jackal]

beko is legit

[placid sail]

I dunno

[inland jackal]

debil fr

[placid sail]

mixed experience

OI

CUNT

[lone cedar]

10 year warranty here for beko

[inland jackal]

what else you got from brands

[lone cedar]

xiaomi air purifier with OLED screen

sweet OLED burn in baby

[placid sail]

my fridge is literally older than me

I'm planning to replace it soon, when I have the moneys

stinol

[inland jackal]

stinol brand

[lone cedar]

can we just say how goated is this phone

[inland jackal]

deal

[placid sail]

bro what the fuck are you cooking

what's up with the survey

[inland jackal]

you will see

what else you got

[narrow sorrel]

so did you buy one

[placid sail]

I will not see

tell me

[lone cedar]

he wants ur social security number, address, your first gf name, your first alias on skype, your first league/dota/smite account

[lone cedar]

yes i use it still

[inland jackal]

fuck smite

nobody plays that

fine bz imma find another victim

[lone cedar]

all my homies hate notches on their phones

[inland jackal]

i mean patient

[placid sail]

pretty sure bruteforcing and searching open data would be faster than his dumb vague questions

not that it would give him any value, though

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/xiaomi-mi9t-phone-camera-gif-14708432

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus what else you got from brands

[narrow sorrel]

tribes ascend:
global agenda

[final cedar]

shit the mi 9T is probably one of the best phone designs out there

[lone cedar]

yo ive played tribes ascend until it got shut down for some reason

[placid sail]

I would buy that just for the funi

hehe little camera goes whoop

[slender rock]

[lone cedar]

at first i was sceptical it would malfunction after few times but after 5 years working like a charm

[final cedar]

If the pop up cam allowed it to be IP67 rated I'd be perfect

[inland jackal]

my friend has such cam and its a pain in the ass not to break it

[narrow sorrel]

Their office is in alpharetta they cant be trusted

[atomic crane]

are most of these from the new reloaded edition or whatever

[placid sail]

don't fucking open beer bottles with your phone

and guess what, it won't break

[lone cedar]

Yes

[inland jackal]

yk what, we going italian mode

[lone cedar]

They've added guns at reloaded

and they are irrelevant

[atomic crane]

i dont remember super boots, guns, or unbreaking weapons

[lone cedar]

boots were from the launch of the game
Aiden can jump 4 meters in the air

[atomic crane]

the rest i already knew/agreed with

[final cedar]

when do you really need to use a face cam anyways?

[inland jackal]

real

[atomic crane]

we been complaining about the floaty parkour since launch yeah the way you worded it was weird

supa boots.

[inland jackal]

when i talk with my cousins from other countries over viber ofc

[slender rock]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON... again

[placid sail]

my phone is probably pretty outdated already, but to be honest, I don't feel any need to have an advanced phone anymore

[placid sail]

just some internet access, application run, etc

mobile gaming is retarded, not big on photos

[lone cedar]

Yep, floaty is the word

[lone cedar]

We need it back

Its sad that we have notches now

[gleaming grove]

my feet bones are about to shatter

[final cedar]

Lmao

House just snatched the janitor to be his side kick

[atomic crane]

i dont dunk my phone in water before i eat it so i dont really need IP67

[placid sail]

haven't heard that one in a good while

[lone cedar]

xiaomi 9t camera still looks great

[slender rock]

I RUN THROUGH THE WORLD, THINKIN ABOUT TOMORROWROWOROWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lone cedar]

Now Xiaomi 14T is out 💀

[final cedar]

is that a 13th gen cpu?

[lone cedar]

12th

[atomic crane]

that classic 90s grunge and rock sound

[lone cedar]

but it can be upgraded

But i aint going intel so, AMD 9800x3D probably next time

[atomic crane]

where you say "yeah " like "YERUH"

[placid sail]

I have a weird affinity to depressed californians because I used to listen internet rock fm while playing minecraft during my school years

[glad carbon]

lol

[lone cedar]

this is our jam now

[placid sail]

also kinda weird to sometimes imagine minecraft and hear JEREMY SPOOOKEN IN CLAAAAASS TOOODDAAAAAAAAAAAY in my head

[lone cedar]

URANIUUUUUUUUUUUUM FEVER

[placid sail]

not the most matching themes

[inland jackal]

has gone and got me down

[glad carbon]

hi busy

you're just like us fr

[placid sail]

USA USA USA

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[glad carbon]

you're my honorary fent friend

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDDnMKuPdnM this is better than the original

[placid sail]

(busy was executed for that comment by Russian government)

[lone cedar]

@final cedar metro

AM4 never gonna die bro

AAND ANOTHER ONE

[glad carbon]

valorant son or league daughter

[final cedar]

what the fuck

[final cedar]

[placid sail]

this is one of the reasons I've embraced going full amd eagerly

both intel and nvidia are like

WHATEVER JUST BUY NEXT GEN IN A WEEK

and amd is based for that shit like "yeah am5 is gonna be topical for 5 more years go crazy"

[lone cedar]

Bro AM4 is from 2017 kinda hard to think about it

[placid sail]

AND THAT IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.

[lone cedar]

wait a minute
september 2016

[placid sail]

fuck nvidia and intel for lowkey extorting everyone by updating everything every minute

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/assassin-christian-bale-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-stalking-gif-18161453

[final cedar]

ddr5 was enough for me to switch to Intels 1700 socket

[lone cedar]

intel tried to do it this time around but failed hard

14th gen essentially 13th

[slender rock]

who in here is almost 40? so I can feel better about my 30s coming next year?

[lone cedar]

with more cores at the top end

[glad carbon]

you're only 30?

[slender rock]

almost

[glad carbon]

dont worry

[slender rock]

fuck that

FULL ON WORRY

I HAVEN'T DONE SHIT

[final cedar]

30 for men is the 17 for wemen

[placid sail]

what should you do? what's the list?

[lone cedar]

our zyzz era has just begun

[slender rock]

6 years left before all branches of mil say no to me

well

most

[final cedar]

zyzz died at 21 didn't he

[placid sail]

?

most what

speak up!

[lone cedar]

ITS OK WE HONOR HIS LEGACY

(we die at 31)

[slender rock]

apparently US army new age limit is like

35?

for like techincal roles

[placid sail]

you planning to join the military?

[slender rock]

No

[placid sail]

???????????????

[slender rock]

just it's another sign

[placid sail]

SO WHAT'S THE CONCERN?

[slender rock]

TIME IS MOVING PAST MOTHERFUCKER

[lone cedar]

his fishing license about to expire thats why he is concerned

[placid sail]

SO YOU'RE AFRAID OF DEATH, THAT IS GONNA HAPPEN TO EVERYONE.

[slender rock]

SHIT ISN'T SLOWING DOWN

GETTING FASTER

[final cedar]

I didn't like that dude tbh... Scooby is where it's at

[placid sail]

AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIRTIES, FOOL

[slender rock]

I AM STILL PROCESSING THE LAST 10 YEARS FUCK YOU

😭

[final cedar]

stop

processing

[lone cedar]

Wait? She was flirting with me? 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[slender rock]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lone cedar]

10 years later

[placid sail]

you're not processing anything, you're lamenting about false illusions

if you were really concerned with time and doing something, you would drop sitting in this chat right now and run and play some guitar

or I dunno, hook up with some girl

[slender rock]

well more like going over my past mistakes and hating myself for taking too long to get shit done

[placid sail]

senseless mind bitching

throw it out

[slender rock]

😐 MOST OF THEM ARE ALREADY MARRIED OR GAE

[placid sail]

ah yes

[slender rock]

lol

[placid sail]

the entirety of female population of usa is already in a relationship

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-gif-26487070

Vergil wants you motivated sir

[slender rock]

yes

[placid sail]

sucks to suck, californication

guess you'll have to settle for bussy

[lone cedar]

Bro just go to gym to clear your thoughts fr

You'll be too tired to focus on overthinking

[slender rock]

bro some of the gym shit here is kinda disgusting

i am already too tired

I didn't get fuck all for sleep

[lone cedar]

Buy weights and train at home

[slender rock]

hah

[placid sail]

I'll give you one better

[slender rock]

FUCK

[placid sail]

go play guitar right now

and focus on playing the guitar instead of thinking stupid thoughts

[lone cedar]

i wanna learn how to play in flames so bad bro i have no guitar

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/mig19s-gif-25536249

[slender rock]

.-. seriously

[slender rock]

SPIINNNN SPIIIIEEEEEN

[lone cedar]

yes

i love in flames (old)

[placid sail]

mods, mute blur for one century

so he'll go play

[gleaming grove]

a gey one at it too

[slender rock]

no 2nd hand shop?

[lone cedar]

Nah bro i have to order from online which costs a kidney

🇷🇸 moment

[inland jackal]

holy shit a 2yo was lost today in Bor

[slender rock]

Fark

[lone cedar]

🌳

bor

(sorry)

[inland jackal]

jedi govna

ozbiljna tema i ti tako

[lone cedar]

its ok i die soon too

[slender rock]

just a little bean, goddamn it. 😦

[inland jackal]

85cm tall

thats fakin smol

[lone cedar]

🇫

[tidal trellis]

real?

[lone cedar]

Also there has been a lot of tragedies including pit bulls and children

in serbia

[slender rock]

geez

😦

[lone cedar]

And other dangerous breeds

pit bulls named lilly "nice doggies they are babysitters" => proceeds to maul

[lone cedar]

Thats why i only have cats, having dogs are dangerous tbh

[placid sail]

I will politely omit mentioning any events happening in my vicinity recently 🙂

[inland jackal]

literally .gov site

[slender rock]

@lone cedar back on the guitars what style were you looking for

[lone cedar]

I have no knowledge man but i like that swedish melodeath

[tidal trellis]

I have like

[lone cedar]

that means i have to get an amp for it too

[tidal trellis]

4 cats

help

[lone cedar]

5th* me too 😩

[inland jackal]

what vicinity

[placid sail]

don't worry about it

[inland jackal]

Bor is literally on the other side of serbia, near bulgaria/romania

[slender rock]

or a usb interface to quarter inch

jack

[final cedar]

that's just a small amp

[slender rock]

pretty much

[placid sail]

buy little ukulele and learn to play through fire and flames on it

[slender rock]

the generic foucusrites which I need to try out

[lone cedar]

ive played that shit on keyboard guitar hero max difficulty

[placid sail]

see, you're halfway there

[lone cedar]

dunno man

https://youtu.be/TFLbryU-pgc?si=DvZ-WKwvZNaJ0Ec-

[slender rock]

@lone cedar I wonder how much it will be just for the shipping alone

[lone cedar]

I have no idea which are reliable here tbh but they are all expensive of what ive searched

Hell even finding books in english is hard here

[atomic crane]

[atomic crane]

USB interface has been my greatest investment in my guitar playing, which i promptly gave up on 2 weeks after acquiring it

[final cedar]

still just an amp

[atomic crane]

i like to think im still a guitar player but i think being a guitar player involves playing the guitar

[lone cedar]

whats the site ur using

[atomic crane]

stop trolling

[final cedar]

I'm not

[atomic crane]

how are you not trolling

[lyric horizon]

I can drug kids

[slender rock]

it was shipping from California to Serbia

[lyric horizon]

lets see how it works out

[atomic crane]

an interface doesnt amplify anything

troll

[lone cedar]

I thought there was an service that you can use for them to transport

[final cedar]

if you go from usb to 3.5mm audio you need a amp

[slender rock]

DHL supports it apparently

[atomic crane]

no you dont, you have it backwards

there are amps with interfaces built in, but largely they are separate devices

[final cedar]

what microphone / inline?

[atomic crane]

an interface converts analog audio from your guitar into digital

so you can run a virtual amp on your computer

[lone cedar]

"i wanna learn songs from my favorite bands"
the favorite band
easiest difficulty
@slender rock

[slender rock]

https://www.sweetwater.com/c695--Interface_USB?highlight=UCA222&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organicpla

[final cedar]

ain't that just a opamp

[atomic crane]

the interface just allows the usage of the amp, its not an amp in itself

since the computer is running a virtual amp as software

[slender rock]

https://www.amazon.com/HOSONGIN-USB-Guitar-Cable-Interface/dp/B07JLWZV2T

literally I have this

although it's noisy as fuck

or go this route

[lone cedar]

@slender rock you know what "app" or uh game does he use to learn ?

(also neat riff)

[final cedar]

ever tried plugging your guitar straight into the microphone port?

[slender rock]

https://www.amazon.com/Focusrite-Scarlett-Audio-Interface-Tools/dp/B07QR6Z1JB

[slender rock]

yeah

it's weak without active pickups

[atomic crane]

maybe thats what metro meant by saying the interface is an amp

maybe he meant pre-amp

[slender rock]

yeah

[final cedar]

nah I meant audio out

[slender rock]

hence why you use a USB interface

that pre-amps the signal to match

only difference is the cheaper circuits will be noisy with USB data lines

[lone cedar]

So you suggest USB interface?

[slender rock]

for starters yeah

just to get up and running

and using FlexASIO or AISO4ALL in bandlab

for reduction of lag

[atomic crane]

well i cant discuss the methods of acquiring the software without spending your entire life savings but it's a hell of a lot more cost effective (and space effective) than buying a big amp and every pedal on the planet

[slender rock]

Bandlab is free

[atomic crane]

oh, ableton live was also free for me

[slender rock]

https://www.bandlab.com/studio

I mean this is Free as in legit free

they have a web daw too

and your phone too

[atomic crane]

i also got a special 100% discount on guitar rig and amplitube

[lone cedar]

@slender rock
https://www.songsterr.com/a/wsa/in-flames-embody-the-invisible-tab-s9965
check this banger site out

[slender rock]

i have a ton of tabs

[fresh rose]

wtf is bro producing

[slender rock]

King Gizz - Hot Water bass

my action is too fucking high for this my fingers can't be quick enough

I failed

[inland jackal]

we cookin we cookin

[atomic crane]

i should find my old pictures of my guitar's action

it was a walmart guitar from 2009

[atomic crane]

cost 100 bucks or so

[slender rock]

slap bass isn't my style

[atomic crane]

the """Fender""" Starcaster Strat

[lone cedar]

bogdan based

[fresh rose]

I agree with everything

in that meme

[atomic crane]

a beginner guitar and amp combo sold by walmart and other stores in the early 2000s

[fresh rose]

everything is true

[atomic crane]

wasnt actually a Fender-manufactured product, was built by some chinese company

[slender rock]

the fret ends undressed

so it's like razors

right?

[atomic crane]

some of them yeah lmao

[slender rock]

oh yeah

[atomic crane]

toughens you up

[slender rock]

the guitar is one with you if it bleeds you

[atomic crane]

spend $100 on the guitar, $500 on the craigslist teacher

[slender rock]

the high e gets my fucking fingers every time trying to trim

[slender rock]

nah do it the old school way

use the faders in windows media player to find the seperate parts

lol

[atomic crane]

well in classic fashion the "teacher" took all the money and did none of the teaching, and then moved a state over when my mom started to expect improvement

[slender rock]

and some ratty old ass guitar teaching mag

[slender rock]

yeah

[atomic crane]

and little 9 year old me was left with a guitar, no teacher, and no desire to learn or play anymore

[ruby minnow]

bro is cooking

let him cook

[atomic crane]

poor 9 year old kokopelli

[lone cedar]

@slender rock

[lone cedar]

Nah bro pure art 😭 why did they part ways

[slender rock]

sometimes projects like that and artists egos, time, family

they either have no time to make the music or they're getting tired/old to do so

many number of reasons

[lone cedar]

They separated cus of creative decisions

[slender rock]

I would've loved to see more from the tapeworm sessions of Reznor and Maynard

basically Nine Inch Nails and Tool-Pusifer-Circle as one big sound

but those two are like two giants of their own styles

[slender rock]

yeah

[slender rock]

same thing that happened with Serj and rest of System

[slender rock]

John and Serj kinda bumped heads tho

[lone cedar]

tbh only really liked toxicity from them

and few songs here and there

[slender rock]

might get banned for this because serj said a baaad word

i'll just dm the yt

[lone cedar]

☕

damn arguing over nothing

[slender rock]

nah

there's another video

[stone blade]

what do french people smoke?
oui'd

[slender rock]

lol

[stone blade]

ty

[lone cedar]

Jeez

[slender rock]

Shavo and Daron are the best

Shavo is wholesome

🙂

[lone cedar]

so i guess its the conflict between the drummer and serj

[slender rock]

yes

which is funny because a lot of system is pretty ya know

songs and lyrics are/is ya know

[lone cedar]

yes

the redacted words

we shall not speak of

(Voldemort)

[slender rock]

yes

[eager igloo]

Luv Soad

[final cedar]

he sucked his toes?

[lone cedar]

someone forgot their CD's

[final cedar]

tes6 being a game confirmed

there's probably people here who never seen a CD in real life

[eager igloo]

CDs nuts

[lone cedar]

bigger question is

flop or hit

[final cedar]

after starfield?

I say hit

gotta be

let's be honest who cared about starfield anyways

all that hype was artificially created

[lone cedar]

i remember even after the first trailer

no one was hyped

it seemed uninteresting from the start

[final cedar]

I thought it was a meme until like 3 months before launch

like I never thought they'd actually make skyrim in space a thing

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-mandalorian-laugh-cry-gif-21495683

[final cedar]

yeah. All that chatter was bought for most likely. I certainly didn't know anyone who was excited for the game

[placid sail]

why is it so painful to be the elder scrolls fan

[fresh rose]

playable state being 4090 overclocked with the best cpu also overclocked consuming 3000 watts of power to be able to play at 40 fps min settings and the gameplay being boring like starfield

[final cedar]

painful? we got morrowind, oblivion and skyrim

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[placid sail]

ah yes, morrowind, the cult classic that is unfortunately older than most brainfart residents
ah yes, oblivion, that is good, but goofy good
ah yes, skyrim, that is mid mod platform at best

should I even mention teso?

[lone cedar]

TESO is skyrim but for social platforms with downgraded combat

[final cedar]

https://github.com/LeArby/YAJAN

[placid sail]

yawhat?

not cool man

[lone cedar]

first thing they say to an outsider 0.0001 micro second after stepping on their land

[final cedar]

it's the modlist

[placid sail]

also, let's make this clear

mod makers are doing god's work on tes series, bless their souls

there's a lot of stuff to dig around there even still

BUT IT IS NOT NEW ELDER SCROLLS CONTENT

[final cedar]

Think OpenMW is playable yet?

[placid sail]

bethesda has nothing to do with that (and thank god)

[lone cedar]

it is long time ago

but i didnt use it at all

cus im not experienced in morrowind modding

ive only used the rebirth mod

[final cedar]

I'm a bit worried for new elder scrolls lore

[placid sail]

a bit?

Kirkblade is FUCKING DEAD, metro.

Todd shot him down like a rabbid dog

[lone cedar]

as long as emil is their writter they will never ascend into greatness

[placid sail]

dismembered him, fed him to his reddit lore writers

[inland jackal]

Hi bezin

[placid sail]

the best, absolute BEST tes 6 could hope for

[lone cedar]

even chat GPT is better than Emil

[placid sail]

is the lore being mid

or every bethesda writer commiting a ritual suicide, and Toddy boy, in absolute panic and desperation, accidentally hiring another Kirkblade-like entity

[final cedar]

Is it confirmed he's not going to contribute anymore?

[placid sail]

considering he was shot out of the company back in morrowind times?

and knowing Toddy's love for bland, E for everyone slop?

[final cedar]

we'll never get anything close to vivec biting molag bal's cock off then stabbing him in the chest with it

[lone cedar]

skyrim modding in a nutshell

minimum requirements

[placid sail]

there's more chance of EA games making a good single player game with no online connection, microtransactions

[deep topaz]

bethesder too afraid to tell a cool story

[placid sail]

than bethesda hiring either Kirkblade or anyone as essentric for lore writing

[placid sail]

one of the reasons I'm building a new pc baby

[lone cedar]

When you free the argonian slave then he proceeds to get the nearest knife and goes to stab the slave owner

[placid sail]

(gpu is already en route from morica)

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-murica-gif-10866207

tech youtubers try not to clickbait challenge impossible

[placid sail]

I really should stop fucking around and become a legendary gamedev that will make a new rpg that will shook the stagnant niche to the core

[green schooner]

https://youtube.com/shorts/u_kWZ-435TA?si=ChIKm4MmzQ12OdIq

[final cedar]

people think this is kirkbride

[placid sail]

actually, scratch that

there's not even a need for me to become a gamedev

I just need to enslave all those brilliant modmakers that are still making mods

FOR A SOULLESS TODD'S SLOP

[green schooner]

true

[placid sail]

INSTEAD OF USING THEIR BRILLIANCE

AND MAKING A NEW, ORIGINAL GAME

[final cedar]

[green schooner]

enslave all fo the spt devs for tarkov

make them work on your own tarkov

kill tarkov

profit

[placid sail]

I don't need profit you shooter automaton

[green schooner]

i will sledgehammer you

[placid sail]

I want an rpg game that will make my soul shine with joy

[green schooner]

lame

rpg games suck

[placid sail]

there is only pity and slight disgust you make me feel

[green schooner]

only good ones are

skyrim

and the fallouts

like 1 and 2

and new vegas

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-scratching-head-gif-4604657710219044245

[lone cedar]

and fallout london

soon

[final cedar]

I mean we had this guy in ESO

[green schooner]

no

[placid sail]

BUDDY.

THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OF A FOURTH WALL-BREAKING ASCENTION TO GODHOOD IN THE GAME.

[fading shuttle]

its over bros, sseth watches vtubers

[placid sail]

AND HE FEEDS US THE REGULAR "OH NOWIES THE BADDIES ARE ATTACKING" SLOP.

STAGNATION

[lone cedar]

Can't wait till they butcher the new vampire the masquerade

get it over with

[final cedar]

they did so bad they stopped the dev work

think about it, they had such a shit game they didn't even release it in early access

[placid sail]

it's funny because somebody was already in process of butchering it, shat themselves in their sleep, and the ip owner had to look for the next murderhobo who would take shit-smeared ip and molest it some more

turning your dead cat into a flying drone levels of dececration

[lone cedar]

from the in game footage it looks like another ubisoft smeared poopstain on the curtains

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jasminevampirecatswing-gif-20689177

[final cedar]

all they realistically had to do was whip up a new story line and update the 3d models a bit

[lone cedar]

troika games was truly the goat

[placid sail]

there is no. beating the dead horse. forever.

you gotta invent something new eventually

[lone cedar]

they pumped out this masterpiece too

[final cedar]

wow

yes

[lone cedar]

you can convince the main antagonist to kill himself with ur speech

[placid sail]

||fallout did that too, and even toddy's fallout as well||

[lone cedar]

yes the first one

[placid sail]

and the third one

[final cedar]

fallout 3 too

[lone cedar]

third one ur mutant killed you

[placid sail]

though intel obama is hardly the antagonist

[lone cedar]

"its ur destiny bro"

[final cedar]

intel obama

[lone cedar]

Fallout 3 DLC's slapped

[placid sail]

it's the profound hidden message of the fallout 3

[final cedar]

real

[placid sail]

that all that time, the antagonist was you, the player

[final cedar]

anchorage was cool

[placid sail]

because you willingly gave your money to Todd

[lone cedar]

Stepping into the pitt felt like going back to Fallout 1

[final cedar]

Oh the Pitt was depressing

wasn't there an option to burn a baby or smth

or eating a baby

[green schooner]

i know a femboy youtuber

i mean vtuber

[fading shuttle]

i hope they get better, im sorry you have to deal with that

[green schooner]

i watch them regulary

[lone cedar]

yeah

u having to rescue the baby

let it stay

or eat it

[jagged robin]

super earth

our home

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1222275978085007480/1711483422334.mp4?ex=6615a035&is=66032b35&hm=d90748cd7aea547cfd7154b5abadb28124ef8cf23b0b74270689007b0b13d4a5&

[lone cedar]

i havent played the F4 DLC heard its good tho

[final cedar]

[green schooner]

@fading shuttle look up cyber lazu

[fading shuttle]

no

[green schooner]

yes

[final cedar]

10/10 mod

[green schooner]

you siad you love vtubers

[lone cedar]

Meanwhile TES 6 the next argonian maid book is a femboy ( we are doomed )

[frail scaffold]

I miss the insane interactions youd get with like. Terrifying presence

[final cedar]

cloaka is a cloaka

[frail scaffold]

Useless perk 90% of the time

[green schooner]

ill send you it

just for you

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh

[green schooner]

since you love vtubers

yes

to bad

[jagged robin]

thought you meant cloaker from Payday

[lone cedar]

damn its like todd is in my pc

[placid sail]

hopefully nothing

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/viper-xcom2-gif-22293901

[jagged robin]

god I wish that were me

[final cedar]

REPTILE TITS

[fading shuttle]

its spelt cloaca

[frail scaffold]

Arent they supposed to be working on skyrim 2

🤨

[placid sail]

just let it die

[final cedar]

room temp piece of ass

[placid sail]

do not violate my beloved elder scrolls anymore

let it rest

[frail scaffold]

I need to beat morrowind

I got no interest in oblivion tho

[fading shuttle]

6 coming soon bby

just you wait, entire main questline will be randomly generated

[placid sail]

the elder scrolls IP is a restless draugr stuck in the endless procedurally generated bland dungeons that is Todd's ass

[frail scaffold]

She mol on my ag till i bal

[lone cedar]

the last hoorah, the last stand, either todd gonna put 50 loading screens or a decent game

[green schooner]

@fading shuttle

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/708715309107904526/1218619339947905215/FillymeltdownTransparentbig.gif

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bE0V1.gif

[fading shuttle]

i think thats !gay

[green schooner]

its a femboy vtuber

I have a ton of clips from him

https://tenor.com/view/fun-pet-pet-fun-high-tired-so-tired-gif-24511981

we can both play this game

[placid sail]

one of the reasons Kirkbride was promptly ejected out of bethesda

[placid sail]

the fantasy has to be politically correct, E for everyone and modest in all regards

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-azumanga-daioh-azumanga-osaka-osaka-ayumu-kusaga-gif-20344215

[placid sail]

no five-dimensional magic cock sucking allowed

[final cedar]

maybe rape god was a spelling mistake and he just wanted a freestyling dremora

[green schooner]

play bioshock inf

[placid sail]

mid

I'm sorry

it made me feel nothing

[green schooner]

the first section is literally the most racist thing ever

the lucky baseball

[fading shuttle]

i think thats the point

[green schooner]

im saying its not E for everyone

goob

[placid sail]

well okay, I kinda felt something ||when a bunch of future rule 34 stars were drowning their daddy in the pond because time and space fuckery||

[green schooner]

LOL

so busy

do you like

[fading shuttle]

bioshock infinite walked so overwatch could run

[green schooner]

uhhhh

[green schooner]

starfield

?

[lone cedar]

BEST GAME

[placid sail]

never played and never will

[fading shuttle]

its his favorite game

its all he plays

[green schooner]

i think he loves it

[deep topaz]

someone needs to find out what's happening in Finland

[final cedar]

Northern Journey

[deep topaz]

those mfs make some fucked shit

[fading shuttle]

shut yo fuckin mouth

[remote vine]

See that planet? You can land on it

[green schooner]

i unironcally own it but my pc cant make it

[green schooner]

polish people

make the most fucked up games

[lone cedar]

No pc can run it

[placid sail]

eat my ass and lick it clean Todd

[remote vine]

I dunno man Witcher 3 is kinda baller

[lone cedar]

🅱️ itcher 3

Geralt likes getting sum

[final cedar]

Blood wine necessary

[green schooner]

im talking all of the scary ones they made

but tbh I forgor all of them

[remote vine]

bro gets pegged by yennifer with their stuffed unicorn daily

[final cedar]

saving the world:
mtg tournament:

[lone cedar]

puts the baby in the oven geralt 2k24

[final cedar]

gerald x ciri ship when

[lone cedar]

Ayo wha

[remote vine]

I preferred hearts of stone slightly more for that smug devil mf

[placid sail]

that shit actually made me tense for once

[remote vine]

lmao I forgot about that scene. peak geralt

[placid sail]

my mind was saying "yeah no, no way, this is E for everyone era, we're not getting baby rague" AYO AYO WHAT ARE WE DOING THO

[remote vine]

polish planned parenthood

[placid sail]

that and Red Baron being the best tree ornament

[lone cedar]

peak geralt when he won the tournament when they put him against a huge ass rock and he had to beat it with his bare fists

[placid sail]

finally, an rpg making me feel something again

THIS IS WHAT SHOULD IT BE

[lone cedar]

did u try dragon age

[placid sail]

AN ACTUAL FUCKING STORY THAT COULD GO ANYWHERE EVEN IF IT'S REAL BAD AND NASTY

NOT THAT ENDLESS SLOP OF FAMILY-FRIENDLY CLICHES

[placid sail]

damn right I did

[fading shuttle]

the best rpgs are the ones that numb you, but provide just enough entertainment that you keep playing

my name is ubisoft

[lone cedar]

numbs you with advertisements when u open ur world map

[fading shuttle]

have you played dragon age

[remote vine]

got that same feeling in that particular ||jesus vr|| mission in cyberpunk 2077

[sage otter]

Ah yes the Pussy Supply Unit

[placid sail]

oh, another reason for building a new pc

[fading shuttle]

have you played dragon age origins

[placid sail]

playing cybercuck 2077 not on 10 fps

[remote vine]

I was like ||"no way we're gonna actually crucify this mf"||

[final cedar]

have you played deponia?

[stone blade]

I haven't

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bHvIk.gif

[lone cedar]

cyberpunk 16 fps path tracing 4090

[fading shuttle]

very good @placid sail im proud of you

[placid sail]

because you can't make a good fantasy sterile

it just doesn't work like that

you get overwatch that way

[remote vine]

motherfucking world building bitch

[final cedar]

cocaine is a writers drug

[lone cedar]

ask myself this every day

[fading shuttle]

darkspawn hit hard

[remote vine]

I like it when some cunts are irredeemably evil in fiction

[placid sail]

there should be a possibility of real bad and nasty, if you don't like rape murder suicide gore corpse fuck, sure, me neither, but it should not be completely fucking devoid of said fantasy reality

where everyone is good and nice, and those guys there are bad and nasty

good fantasy is complex, different, facetous

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bBbgy.gif

[placid sail]

like

has anyone ever felt any

any at all

sense of urgency, grimness from the main quest of skyrim?

it's a world-eating dragon and shit, you know

yeah no

skyrim atmosphere is so fucking bland and dead, that you barely feel anything about it at all

and aformentioned dragon age?

shit's nasty, yo

dwarves are fucked beyond repair

[lone cedar]

fallout 4..
Oh yeah my son is missing..Oh forgot to water my crops

[placid sail]

unhinged underground breeding grounds for some psycho shit that is gonna burst out and eat us all at some point

[remote vine]

I mean you can say the same shit with Arthur after ||getting tuberculosis||

[placid sail]

we're talking fantasy setting and you're drawing an entirely different game here

[final cedar]

my recent FO4 went like: Oh god, my wife died a week ago, but I think I might fuck that news gal and her android friend

[placid sail]

• it's a personal story not a world-threatening epic

• taiwanese bozo

[remote vine]

oops replied to the wrong guy

[fading shuttle]

my wifes dead, oh well, time to get this french robot a body so we can fuck

[final cedar]

[placid sail]

and I do think Arthur's story is somewhat nice

[remote vine]

we're talking about sense of urgency here

[final cedar]

you can get cleo curie a body?

[fading shuttle]

curie

[lone cedar]

i recommend you try Atom RPG if ur into fallout 1/2

[remote vine]

you turn her into a tomboy

[lone cedar]

and ATOM RPG : TRUDOGRAD