#🎪bruh-fart
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I'm 3'4

Ur 10 year old or sth?
report myshinka for lepreachaun sex trafficking
No i'm 46
Go outside
Wish i was locked inside a coffin

📏 4.24ft (feet) is equal to 129.235cm (centimeters)
📏 2.0in (inches) is equal to 0.167ft (feet)
📏 1.0ft (feet) is equal to 12.0in (inches)
ÿou saw the bingo card?
Why can't hamsters just die peacefully? 
car
their whole survival mechanic is "they can't kill us all"
so any sort of intellect or survival instinct is completely redundant
Oh yes
good
busting makes me feel good
👍
🤝
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
what about
The bird flu?
you know you're balkan when you visit grandma and leave 5kg heavier and 50 euro richer
At least 50euro richer
at least
My grandma gets pension from some dead guy
We are eating their corpse?
Which is huge
She literally had to take care of that 90yo in exchange for his pension
No bing
damn
no bing
where you from then
eh

Vegas is romania of usa
this city has large population of immigrants so... I mean we are the city of diversity in the state
real
like widowers pension?
lazy bastards
Prob yea

She wasnt his wife
based grama
But yea
Surprised you didnt check neighbor screaming yet
it was quiet today
Yea... She refuses to have fridge in her apartment cause it uses electricity
screaming children don't count
neighbours kids weren't even noisy today either
strange
I like her already
she born american?

Bosian iirc
random american babushka in the middle of balkans, yeah
Yea totally believable
because of UC Davis
How many cats can hold me?
@placid sail
what
Здарова
шалом
:flag_by: Belarusian (Беларуская)
⬇️
Healthy
salamu aleikum
zdarova doesn't mean healthy
is Metro american?
Alahu ajvar
it means hi
hi
the store?
💀
Smashed his skull into the window repeatedly until it cracked 
south, yes?
Hul on... Metro is african?
Ofc he is
Damn, ok.
U didnt know such truth?
Nah
Massive L
I wonder why south africa is called south africa
I wonder too
So he has the pass
First zombie outbreak is gonna be here in sacramento

yep, fucking calling it
are you going to advertise cali with your powerpoint presentation for the next couple hours or what
Not really advertising
we have a lot fucking r&d here
A LOT
Fuck california
Fuck California
Rednecks and dungeons
lol
no
Yes
Umbrella corp much?
Yea
@slender rock Blink for me real quick?
aaa
how the fuck do I blink in text form
blink
fuck it
Thats multimedia
Not text
it's 2024 dickhead
obama corporation
You are submissive
Blur, when's the last time u smoked?
Switch is more accurate but sure yeah
Meow?
woof.
💀
we must eat blur's bone marrow
While driving especially
I mean last drink I had was uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 weeks ago?
Drive drunking
I don't drive
@slender rock, how old u are?
29 why?
area 69
was wondering
Area 12
they clapped too many alien cheeks
Nintendo ahh
delight is about to slide into your dms
sure...
it' not. it's where i got my jetpack from
you saw me yesterday
I am still pissed I didn't get a chance to pull my old GB og gray and black out of storage before missing the fees on the shit
😦
Just havent been shitposting tonight because work is fucked
@prisma quiver, did u have another name before?
Lots of names
like?
Nasty Bob, playboi carti meatrider, tmoat, and a lot of /nameme names
oh that 69
I thought you didn't play gta at all
or was that someone else?
🤔
someone else. i grew up with gta
ah
He does not take care of his teeth
also the green goo, I am pretty sure truth smoked it
did they kill SAMP though for the pc?
Creatura from adventure time
fyi almost every slavic is religious about gta series to some extend
Cs1.6 too
yeah
cs and dota too, naturally
Real
Hotdog severe damage
ERP in SA-MP 😳
Brazil and Russo keeping old game mods alive
I wonder if tibia still lives
no horny
Bezin
I pushed all that into the dark, we're just gonna be all sadlamefucks™️
What is SA-MP
Crazy
I KNEW IT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT
huh
Thats why openrouter + risuai is better
to ruin their Ai's
Chai is alright was using it to vent to for a bit
need to set it up a bit
so, uh
people got very pissed when Replika didn't do spicy stuff anymore
Woah woah woah woah woah
riiiiight
reaal
Most the online pre-setup services have terrible quality. Getting API access + a frontend like risu or sillytavern works much better.
Then learning botmaking, formatting and adjusting parameters
The fk are you talking about
Ai chat shit
ai sucks
go next
ai
Your mom is nice for coding
It does
Margonem also
RIP
Amazing
SAMP is a hacker-fest
but hot damn, there are hundreds of russians still playing that shit
so busy is right.
1000/1000 their servers are always full
Im going to decaf all your monster
Mods, fill his monster with sleeping medication
Sandpaper it until nice and smooth
Benedryl it is
rusky likes los santos, accessable for their PC's
NOOOOOO

yup
my advice
get a vice
@grizzled meadow
Ivan, how's your streaming career?
As in real job

whachu working as?
customer support
Ok
noice 
brrrr7819, your new nickname is Bethany
Wtf
mhm
first 6 months 1600 salary
after that 1800
Rockstar
Energy drink
that's pretty much
I can go and buy an entire stack of monsters
for a minimum
Blyat
classic lithuanian
kurwa, baik tu cia pacana vaidint nahui
TI NA MENE LI BE
our minimum wage is 600, bulgaria's is 300 eur
@lone cedar vidis li ti njih sta rade
hi farfalla
HAHAHAHAHAHA
fartfella

Im going through the city centre, wish me i dont get pickpocketed
my grandpa told me that joke
omw to center right quick
hihi 

Jedi govna eks di
Valja se ošišati
gowno govna govno
jedi mi dupe
😳
respectfully
једи ми дупе
🏩
iedy
ew
Celsius or Fahrenheit
Passing by some gypsy thats begging
Though neither are fucking good
Another one wtf
kelvin
@stone blade
Fair
more common than street cats
how is gypsies a new thing for you
its not
Never saw 2 at 5m distance
i saw 20
They are usually closer
damn
I see gypsy i immediately have bad thoughts
🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat 🇷🇴 cacat i love romania
We literally call gypsies roms
yeah we call gypsies roman
Violent ones*
romania 💪 🤝 💪 serbia neighbors
I ate a lot of raw meat last year
Монголи , sounds like mongols
Margarine
damn bro iedy got called a gypsy and went off instantly
i know its a harsh insult
but cmon man
i didnt mean him
Ivan dm me real quick
hot steamy s 🥚 s?
Da
fucking finally all this gamma troubleshooting is over
now i can start the game (again) 
Now mod it further
already have
Further
light load this playthrough
Go even further beyond
Abduction
Yall get freaky weaky vros?
im gonna install a reshade preset 
Hello
the lootboxes mod is simple to just drag and drop into anomaly, the author said
will have less issues
ik
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Invincible · Pop Smoke
Meet The Woo 2
℗ Victor Victor Worldwide; ℗ 2020 Republic Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc. (Victor Victor)
Released on: 2020-02-07
Producer: Yoz Beats
Studio Personnel, Mixer, Mastering Engineer: Jess Jackson
Studio Personnel, Assistant Mixer: Sage Skofield
A...
I SAID I FEEL INVINCIBLE

He stole my gif
What a tvar

the most stupid ass education rating system known to man
Can I get a translation
you do it Artyom
During an essay for Russian exams it is allowed to reference video games
Lyudmila Ivanovna reading warhammer lore for 100th time:
or you ig
Okay I got most of it
he literally just translated everything to you, what is there to not get anymore
I mean I got most of it without the translation
I spent enough time around Russians to join the US Military as a Russian interpeter
silly ass rat
Yet people say I got a british accent
this is the third time this has happened and the last two time it got fixed by itself by me just ignoring it and starting the game again
@eager igloo ❤️
Aloo
so thats what im gonna do

That cat is mewing

Meow, mew, mewn
I made an unintended pun
@stone blade snimah kotka
hehe da
Hallo
anyone coming here for emotional support gonna leave suicidal
The definition of control freak
Dont touch your pepe
squeezing the hog with all my might

squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste
shooting ropes of colgate all over the monitor
hows it goin
would you believe me if i said this is not my fault
the screen space shaders addon in the modlist is not the right one you gotta get the one off of moddb manually same with the GAMMA atmospherics addon
australian makes a minor modification to modpack, seven dead, eleven injured, more at 5
I should have known it wasn't gonna be a wholesome visual novel 
Results may vary
1 random shed under Paris bombed OHHHHH THE HUMANITYYYY
characters on the thumbnail have not just visible, but substantial booba = something is seriously aswiss
cardboard box with 3 raspberry pies hooked up to 19 potatoes
"overwhelmingly positive"
#cheese #swiss #cheesedtomeetyou #myapolocheese
Car
This cat is being such a shithead right now
Hops on desk. Purrs. Gets put off the desk 5 times in a row.
silly human
Hops the 6th time, gets in the way, runs off when i try to grab him, purring the whole time
all the gatto thinks is "weeee, again, again!"
His house his rules
put some tin foil on your table for destructive results
or maybe a bunch of citruses
pussies hate citruses
Menace
Bro posting pussy 💀
there is only promise of destruction and calamity in that orange head
Yes?
That requires extra braincells
stop hopping on zoro's desk
The cats can be laying next to each other, i pet the other cat, he starts purring.
Bioresonance
wireless purr net
Madirex was odd
You may think that
But he is plotting and scheming
he was dropped like 1-3 times which explains it
Now he's just staring at me, waiting to hop back up
slingshot
you can't stop me.
you love me.
bitch.
Swear word
maybe you should buy him a little toy laptop
so he would work on the desk as well
instead of destroying it
Wait...
Amongus is a 2d game
Inside a 3d engine?
Huh?
Or whatever
It's like 3d, it just uses layers and you can
What?
Anyone in this chat rn
rn what
Anyone in this chat right now
Wait W are you eastern european
You can say it like that
Where from
mysterious mf over here
датыче
Hey Pavlo
бляяяяяяяяяяяяяаааааа
Literally not
He will steal your copper
He is too dense for decoy items. Ive tried
Yes
Mean
he's an asshole, but he's so cute and fluffy
Crazy
hi charon
Hi phrog
He's too cute to hate, and he knows it
The entire reason we got him was when we were at the shelter, he was the one dumbass to get his leg caught hanging upside down trying to get to some treats
Instead of just climbing down, he lazy leaned over and fell. So she chose the stupid one 
Ill see if i can find his kitten photos
no thought, head empty
You know what this means
I will always choose the dumbass cat over the cute cats, because he's literally me
alo pablo escobar
My cat just sleeps the whole day, then eats and then goes back to sleep
And then wakes up
And then goes back to sleep
Bonus habibi cat
how are your pure Peruvian cocaine deals going
Kino
What the freak
what the skallop
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BUY:
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I remember this youtuber
Used to watch him
He sold that channel and now runs a horror channel
Parkinson's disease is no joking matter 😔
anyone know how to remove fingerprints?
yes it is
cut off your fingers?

Hair iron and glue remover
Wear gloves
Blueface the clown
Bro prolly still rapping off beat 😭
Ofc
Why the fuck does spotify reccomend me 2010s metal/rock
I was hoping anyone going to give some specifics to how to remove fingerprints from objects and I could do a bait and switch but w/e 
It's a banger yeah
is there even 2010s metal?
El transporte nanachi
Fall out boy
real
deciever of gods from Amon amarth
its from 2013
which is close enough
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0ImbTL9gm01nStEsaCmj16?si=6xMomyOkTguCTeyFe7JZow&pi=u-rGyToLiVSS6A
periphery have some good stuff
Lamb of god too
dude got worms
worms
Ur a worm
you're a worm
You should see soba noodles
2000-2010 = 2000s. 2010-2020=2010s, etc
for all kings by anthrax is 2016
so its 2010s
this one too
and this
Check out my new band SEPTICFLESH!!
I recorded a drum play-through for "The Vampire From Nazareth" from "The Great Mass" album. Enjoy!!
Recording & editing: Krimh
Drum mix: Norbert Leitner - https://www.facebook.com/norbertleitnerproducer?ref=br_rs
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I prefer chaotic shit like that
Toss the cat
here you go
personal favourite

yes it goes hard because of alvin
Real
Alvin and the skinmogs
its not heavy enough unless the drums sound like explosions and machinegun fire
the guitars sound like chainsaws
and the vocals like dying animals
I really like this
Even though it got recommended to me on youtube and had like a 100 views
And I don't even listen to phonk
Chemical warfare
Well I used to when playing warthunder
if the band name doesn't put you on a wanted list
its not heavy enough
family friendly actually
You havent seen the montenegro band
rated E for everyone
I hate the lack of transparancy on pitney bowes shipments
They didn't even tell me at which airport my package arrived at
But it was amsterdam
Rated E for extreme violence
The shorter the better
pashol ti-
You can say "Anally devestated" on roblox btw
I wont
Kids game btw
Tickets for rugby booked 
Mildest dm song title
you can say a lot of things on roblox
Correct

💪 
shur up MiA fan
shut yo bitchass up
Yo asshole stretched out lil bro
Call that shit the grand canyon
yo penis cant get up
I cut the tip off
you got that critical failure
No I cut the tip off

😘
Kys
Make me
❤️
Shut up
You're life
I mean
Your life
Is literally as valuable
As a 100000 billion diamonds
May, be.
Possi, bly
Per, chance
"Syrian child cqb"
meme tape is cancer 
Huh?
many stacks to you! 
limp dicked. no tip. you be reading a manga that contains a substabtial amount of child corn, shame on you. furry. retard. doodoohead. kys
Not reading allat
putting electrical tape on your shooter just makes it look like you trying to hard
you're a poopie head
NO im NOT
yes u r
3d printers exist, print some clips
I'm keeping myself safe rn
I don't have a 3d printer
google "makerspace near me"
That shit hurt tho
I'm not going to do that just for some clips brother
Tape is easier
only for a lil
tape is cringels
Ion care
you obviously do 
or u can go to paris and blow up the eiffel tower
who's in paris?
If I did i'd have spent my non existent money on them
who was in paris
sell gun, buy 3d printer, print gun, profit 
It's airsoft
OBVIOUSLY
Jus look at the mags
you may continue
Meow?
speaking of the mags, do these even feed with tape wound that tightly?
Imma call my bro zormanthony real quick
They're midcaps
Also I don't actually use those, it's just for the visual aspect. I use regular ass ak74 mags usually
why not tape them parallel btw?
Idk, it's just how i've seen other ak mags taped together so I just copied it
So I just take mag out, flip around and put it back in
Metro
W
Yello
Yello 
the zoomers still fighting
Airsoft?
Yes
Nvm just looked at mags 
@leaden rose (alim8244) has been banned for reason: Hitler salute out of this server ( didnt change his pfp )
Magpul moe grip is cozy
What an event to check the chat
what teaching in romania does toa mf
Who's list 
I think sailing the high seas is banned on this server
Ban edy

!aww
Idiot rat dehydrated herself
Does it grip

Dude still doing his magic
Doing that like what? 20 years?
never been one dude 
Still.For me its one entity.
for what it's worth Empress mentioned they got their hands on the denuvo version used in production
when's the empress vs fitgirl MMA fight
I never got all that drama
@night inlet (_stulle) has been muted for 999 days for reason: Put the doobie down and change your offensive name before you get banned #ruels
Plus dat bio
speaking of empress I love the insane schizo cyberpunk vibe they spreading
again showing that the line between genius and madness is slim
With god everything is possible
thanks
Chad memes are communist propaganda, got it
When are they cracking something
They can be as schizo as they want as long as they fuckin work
True
Dragons dogma 2 has denuvo
Not getting uploaded anywhere for a while
hi idiot
Tbh thats not the issue
the issue is that the gameplay trailers had FPS drops 
so the game might be good but might be a unoptimized piece of shit
Yes, that's called having denuvo
No thats called the average triple A release from year 2020-20XX
Denuvo fucks with performance
apparently you need a 9700k and 4070 TI to run the game at 60 fps 1080p according to pcgamer article
Alex is right, but Denuvo isnt the only issue
Capcom is usually alright at optimizing
Might have a patch to address it
kabloeeeeeey
average specs wont be able to run the game until that patch
which is gonna tank sales
Well there's an email I never ever expected to receive.
sadly I don't think theres a minimum settings at all
like a test thats been done
so game release needed for that
they also have this
I have no hopes of being able to play the game with my current specs 
Big oof
My 5700xt might be able to handle medium settings
Every day I thank fromsoft for being able to run elden ring at 1080p high settings with a 1060 and 9700k
god bless
Imagine buying any big title on release
true
I think you have to work in game journalism or be factually retarded
What did you buy
Nohting
I pre ordered stalker 2
My pc won't run it well

It's a miracle it ran sekiro with almost no issue

I need to preorder better wifi that emoji took 5 seconds to send
lol
It’s the only ever game I pre order
(Praying it’s goood)




