#🎪bruh-fart
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why is Maja in your email
Literally me rn
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To play with traitor you need a big crew
well how many people have agreed to join so far
we got uhh.. a few ..
and me
Id be down, just not right now
We can also poll offtopic?
Thats 5

I dont mind some newbie chaos
I would be up to neurotrauma or barotraumatic 
Or both

I am a neurotrauma certified doctar
do a mish mash of both medical systems and watch as you administer an IV they get a sodium overdose

Im so out of touch with baro mods
(i have never played barotrauma ive seen like 4 videos about it)
Neurotrauma is expended healing system
And barotraumatic is more mobs
I have seen soo many necks broken man
We might need to read some patchnotes
im basically a newbie in barotrauma, I haven't played much at all
So many arteries fucked from falling off the stairs
bought it recently
Did you play before they added the ending or after
We have an ending now?

Yeah
i know the gameplay loop (atleast in really early game) and how to do some basic shit like mining and repairing and spamming fentanyl into people's veins but thats about it
This is actually a lie
I have like twice as much
If not thrice
From all the time i played on the high seas edition
So you're 80% of the way there
Only takes 3 fent to overdose 
and how to recover after the sub gets hit once and ends up plummeting 2000 meters down
that happened a lot when i played 
My favorite baro screenshot
hear ye hear ye
the rapture
Me watching my pomgrenade farm go in flames
The moment i realized they could explode
they have grenade in the name so
My brain autocorrected it to pomegranate
And i never caught the pun until it was too late
So now we keep a bit of water in there to avoid explosions
Anyone wanna take bets on how long until someone turns into a med cabinet raiding morphine junky
Who deserves to be cuffed, thrown into the ballast with a mask and one tank of o2
i bet its either gonna be the security guy or the clown who does it
Depends if we are gonna do neurotrauma
Iirc overdosing is way easier in neurotrauma
And meth also gives you organ damage
There are 2 types of clowns, the dumb ones and the smart ones
totally not me
you should totally buy me barotrauma 
Dumb clowns are easy to fix, just break their legs
Its the smart clowns turned into engineers that you gotta worry about
What's the class that deals with mechanical repairs @minor cypress
The mechanic
Aka the washout engineer
Smart clowns will have sensors rigged to c4 that only trigger on keywords
Then ask you some dumbass joke in chat to get you to trigger it
Ah so you will be the one reactor bitch that hoards all the fuel rods on you then dies


good idea but i was thinking sm else
If you don't have to do calculations, the components are really easy
Yeah it is
ok I need to learn how to use wiring

Be warned, this game can get hella autistic
These may be outdated, but heres an example of automatic reactor controllers
Id start simple and work your way up to more complex stuff
Like for doors, it can just be button > send signal to door > door on/off
what
this is fine
huh 
Hello people living in my phone
I warned you, this game can get heavily autistic
Hello other phone goblin
learning barotrauma coding 
just for the purpose of sending the ship into the abyss
Reactors that can actually overheat? No way 
you know how you said sm about keyword triggered bombs @minor cypress
Alo
Use a memory components for the keyword
i had an idea and im not sharing it but if i figure it out

Another memory component to store the word
That was said in chat
And perhaps a wifi component
To get a word from chat
Im not sure you can get words from chat
I think a terminal has to be used
idk
if you can then its so over
if i figure out what i wanna do and it lets you take words from chat
i wanna share it with you since you know more anyway @river zealot dms..
new trolling idea. Wire up capacitors on a circuit to leech charge then randomly hit a button to overload the circuit and fry things
You can do many funny things
Unwire oxygen generator
Reverse the pumps or the engine
Wire explosive to trigger on a gun
If you wanna explode reactor
You want to put detonator to explode after a delay to the meltdown siren
So even if they stop the meltdown
okay listen... how much copper wire does the ship REALLY need? if you think about it, its totallly fine if we just.. take a lil bit..
Romanian speaking
wiring the o2 generator to turn off only when ballasts are full
Or putting welding fuel in the emergency masks instead of o2
proper wiring seems like such a based thing to do but ion think i need to know it rn
99% of the time, you don't need it. Its just neat and can be pretty useful to make life easier
I'll just play mechanic with a side of romanian gameplay
You can wire up rave light too
Idk. Your steam account is linked to your discord
oh yea i forgot about that
not gonna change it tho
dudes got 21 games in his library
and he only actually plays 3 of them
tf2 CS2 and dota 2
think i recognize the name
its some brainsharter
@lofty cloak reveal thyself
hes posted 4 messages on the server and the most recent is from halfway through last year
that just gave me a really funny idea im gonna ping all the users that havent said anything in the server for a while and see if they respond
Epilepsy
wire up an entirely automated farm
@keen slate boo
Actually
how about minimum human input then
@minor cypress does stray water waters the plants
yeah i was thinking using sprinklers if baro bas sprinklers or something similar
Or do you need to use a can
Idk but it stops plant explosions
Yeah you cant
you can tell he's speaking from experience
Seawater drains the fresh water supply
@narrow lotus
Everything was thoroughly calculated
But oh man, am i bad at math


fixed that problem, onto the next... 50
Do people really think that changing their sex will help them?

helped me
i dont wanna share my opinion on this due to fear of getting hanged by shitters
This is why i don't come to brainfart anymore
full of terminally online edgy 14 year olds
Hi cori
Honestly
Arent you also one of them
it's either a legion of thirsty underaged femboys or a legion of underaged wanna be domestic terrorists here, absolutely no in between
Except ur cool
Damn shes older than me
Im even older still get fucked
wow
Im a wise elder
Wow
mystical tree
old mf
In game. Shoot guns
Not cool enough to be here anymore
I'm the real tree of ages here
Go play golf, not gamma

they should make a post apocalyptic themed golfing game
they should make a post apocalyptic themed meth lab game
exactly
hi froggy
drug runs across the radioactive wastes
Hiiii
i think it would go hard
I mean
What month? I'm trying to steal second place off you
ur an arma 3 goober right?
I’m sure fallout has a few drug running quests
Yeeeez
do you know any good solo antistasi mods
I don’t play antistasi sry
born december 30th 1999
yeah i'm a nineties kid
I want to make a golf game
😎
But they use grenade launcher
its all good
To shoot the golf
Ha! October!
Second place is MINE!
only 90s kids remember chewin and crunchin on lead pencils!!!!
YOU ARE TWO YEARS OLDER THEN ME
Ay Caramba
Yo btw you wouldn’t be lookin for a group? 

i dont play arma 3 that much but i might be down to play with you fellas some time
A kid stabbed through my hand with a lead pencil and the lead broke off inside me
hey sonny
Last time I play ARMA 3
Im your mom now
I was banned from a group because I said UwU
It was funny
Deserved
i used to be a nerd like you but then I took a pencil to the knee
@grizzled meadow was it you who killed Giovanni Falcone
I got roped into a queer 40k group where UwU might as well be the warcry
Deserved
What happened was the group leader was doing a furry purge
Jesus
I was around and I responded to a message saying UwU
Dude banned me because he thought I was related to furry
I was just sitting at my desk and a kid walked up and jammed a pencil down into my hand and i got stabbed in the skin between my fingers
lead broke off
dunno what that kid's problem was
Which is both kinda discriminating and funny
They were biggest asshat anyway
They also ban people for being gey like 2 weeks later
I would punch him with all my might
Havent heard from them for a while
cyberpunk 1999
Same kinda thing happened to me, except I was pestering this one girl I had a crush on and she did it.
I know exactly what her problem was LMAO
I didn't unlock anger yet so i just stared at my hand and walked up to the teacher and told her about it and the kid got mega in trouble
Lead fell out after like 2 weeks
Mf is emperor of !gaykind
y not
Ham n tomatoes n salad
ADHD is a CIA invention to convince parents to drug their kids and make them more suggestable
Source: I made it up
Besides cheese
true bro
My adhd didn't result in me losing things, i just didn't get most social queues and avoided eye contact with people too much
i think i lost 1 luncbox 1 time once
Isn't that just Asperger's?
i think you were just socially awkward bro
adhd is a spectrum
manifests in different ways
Oh no i loved talking
I just didn't look at people when doing it
I was a kid that befriended like 5 teachers, first name basis type deal
thank god I'm a normal person without any mental illnesses that i am aware of
same
discorditis

just fucking introverted and socially awkward.
eye contact is evil
Same bro.
Talking to people online really makes you appreciate being mentally sound and well adjusted
fr..
Good morning people
unironically this i never really understood having to maintain eye contact the entire fucking time it just feels like staring at someone with extra steps
I mean
Where else do u look then
Their feet?? The wall next to them??
maybe their shoes
literally anywhere else usually im doing shit when people talk to me so ill look at that while listening to them
That's fine
the wall behind em mostly
You aren't supposed to like... Stare unblinkingly into their eyes.
It's like: Make eye contact for a few seconds, glance at something, make eye contact for a few seconds etc.
become a dentist
thats usually what i do anyway
More or less afterwards just look at them or face them as a whole
monster hunter
on the streets of Bulgaria
Bring me back one too, would you?
Any flavor is fine
Thanks bro
People in brainfart like monster bit too much

❤️
Nah its mainly me
im the clinically addicted one
I actually had to cut back on caffeine recently, because I was starting to get heart palpitations
Caffeine addict
ofc

The skeleton appears
I completely stopped drinking any coffee or energy drinks for about 5 months and my heart is back to normal now thankfully.
First coffee I had after that shit had my ass tweakin. Eyes darting all over, it was crazy
you're not a ... a w*man?
fuck that i hope you stay an ass woman
I'll try my best
eye contact is love and connection
connect with me lil bro
not too fond of monster drinkers...
❤️
i must admit i have a sexual attraction to asses
breasts... less important
the soul is held in the ass
LMAO
true
i cant believe it.. im a... r*dditor
please. i need upvotes
This chat scares me sometimes still even after the purge
thats unreasonable

I got yer updoots right here
men sharing their attraction toward the opposite gender should not scare you flop
its gonna get bigger
unfortunately i am not a fan of large stomachs
Be silent redditor
reddit her?
I hardly know her
i have the fascist schizo belief that human beings should not be fat
i would know, im fat
more for me
Rotund
i'm well-rounded
gonna cut it all off
im a little jogger, a little bodyweight lifter
i do my silly little pushups in my silly little kitchen, and drink my silly little protein shake
and have my silly little 13 inch biceps
I'm built like a twig
I'm built like a bell
fat ass lack of tits
god has both punished and blessed me
thanks god
I've just been trying to escape victim weight. My one-rep maxes have been improving, but I cannot weigh in above 197 lbs
What is victim weight?
Any man below 200 lbs
200lb to kgs?
I tried to Google it for you, but Google made me do 7 captchas in a row and I gave up
⚖️ 200.0lb (pounds) is equal to 90.718kg (kilograms)
90 kg
im like 60 kilos
Better get lifting
Then I will pray for your gains my brother
Morning
wtf lol
my ideal weight is 175lb without muscle
you're saying a man without muscle is a victim
based, i suppose
loubs
Imperial measurements... Euro boys need not apply
I've been known to engage in based activities from time to time, yes
ligma per based squared

is this guy using an AI-generated space marine as a pfp
mods step on his balls
you will enjoy GW-licensed content only, in the name of the emperor
Wtf its ai generated???
I found it on google
I thought it was somebodies 3D model or some shit
Fork you old one fork you
MY DAUGHTER WILL NOT BE A MONOCHROMATIC
YOU WILL LOVE COLOR OR LEAVE THIS HOUSE

Bro got his dad watching the screen
How an average instagram model does photos
Im on my phone you sea pelican
Sure buddy
makes me want to fu
Im saving that one
prepare visual download of anti-citizen one
perfect. 
@grizzled meadow
i do believe he loves these
yes indeed
what the fuck? thats a thing? ive never seen that before
Hi australiancunt Hi Quinn Hi Emperor AlexanderTheDegenerate Hi Syno
i guess fuck us right?
it be like that sometimes
it do
@slender rock @livid pond those who beg
it ain't beggin it's like ya know
lol
Sarcasm btw
this fucking Rasp pi is being a bitch
WON'T BOOT TO FROM USB
Hi Catbites Hi Ted Hi Blur Hi Reptile
haiii
hi charon
nice and early 4 am
pancakes and bacon
easy choice
this diner near me serves these pigs in a blanket
best breakfast

bagel is a good choice
can you get a lox schmear bagel
do that
you're a grown boob man
send me some
@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus
Hi Flop Hi greed (bubba) Hi Frog Hi demotwink Hi S5yn3T
he hears all of your secrets
Discord is so shit that if you tap on the app more than once, it will upload the file twice
Hello
unheard of
how
Unironically my favorite game of all time
Alo catboyo
We need to do this one as well
tiktok aids
remove all the shitposters until it's just an edgy circle jerk?
It's already like that

remove every Italian from gamma
chthonian horror
How i feel after i scalp the walmart receipt checker
the repost.
it is essential for life
God I love balkan congress meetings, this meeting lasted 6 hrs and some dumbass politician kept blowing a whistle without getting kicked out during the whole thing 
idk
ofc
what is she saying
Watchu stealin batteries fa
well english has gone out the window in this day and age

classic
I ated it
Teds wifi might be tweaking
True!
whyd you say this twice
they call me ted for a reason yoh know
because im explosive 
and i live in the woods
discord needs to stop updating the widget every fucking day
so annoying
their devs are actually challenged
Nuh uh
Look at these fat fucking cat brainfart
I feel like the name for the fat one should be stepan
Now this but inetead of machine its family of 5

I never understand how people find parallel parking hard
It’s by far the easiest way of parking
park perpendicular
First time I ever did it was during the driver test to get my license.
Scorer said "hey, that wasn't bad!"
If I fall, GAMMA fall
Yeah it’s really not that bad
Also
Indorcating

ye facken wanka
Indorcating?
Car indicators?
Oi, FACKEN QUIET DOUWN YEAH? FACKEN EARLY IN TAE MORNING YA GIBBONS
old ppl always be like this
Anyone in here goonmaxxing
they think they own the road or shit , fuck outta here bozo
I woulda smashed every window on his car ngl
Oh, literally completely missed the video you posted like a retard.
British people 
BMW driver uses blinker for 1st time
they're like reversed or some shit
idk
I did funniest thing other day
BMW driver tried to using right turn lane to push into the queue for going straight on
I matched him and stopped him merging until he went into a fence
you mean maryland?

have you ever met a maryland driver
squad gamar
squad is good
not a big fan of ico tho
Cartel
The cartel summoning Goku:
But can the US beat Goku
The most lethal weapon of all, the canadian moose
Mooses in general are horrifying
They get bigger than some cars
I love not living in a country where theres walking brick walls with a temper tantrum
who up playin wit they worm
Or the usa makes a country called goku land and its just a small island
Maybe the cartels will move there
Then
Love that the best advice there is if theres a moose on the road is to not crash into it, but to crash into something else
Me when the choice is driving off a cliff or crashing into a moose
I am fiddling with my snake
Yeat is the goat
hi idiot
@quartz saffron, i thought u left brainfart
hi mong
Imagine if this channel had like
nah, i just work nightshifts now
so my brain farting is inconsistent
it'd be so much cooler
True
Dead chat 🥱
Fat as fuck
Society if I was the ruler of earth and no one else had control but me
I know I am, but what are you?
society if we didn't get rid of the zune
Bob Nasty
That's like discount Dirty Dan
No it's discount Freaky Bob
Freaky Bob is like discount Freaky Fred
What duh heeeelll
Carti really told his friend
"Go roll like 10 blunts for me"
And then put in on mf sky
he looks uncircumcised
Who in here is gonna get picked up my santa for christmas to help out on christmas?
what
You do too
Huh?
i thought he was having a stroke
So cuteeee
I get that impression from most posts here...
As you should
Would've fitted more if it was a Boeing
broken english is a given here, but when it comes from a person who's native language is english - now that's odd
dont tell me what to do
Many native English speakers are not fluent English speakers.
Comes from a school system designed to mass produce retarded corporate peons
I will
I don’t even know cursive
We stopped learning spelling in 4th grade
Or 5th
most educated #🎪bruh-farter
I didn’t get to choose my spawn point wtf

There are studies that suggest cursive writing is good for brain function.
I personally consider it critical to English language education for a native speaker
reroll, dumbass
I can’t tell you how to spell a word
But I can dissemble and resemble a 240 bravo
and show you how to

Selective adhd
I don’t have enough coins
in [Malcolm in the Middle 5x21 Reese Joins The Army 1]
Seen but literally me
unfathomably based
Born to haiiiii :3 forced to
Yes First Sergeant
LOL
I had to
born to "BROKEN ARROW! BROKEN ARROW!"
Forced to "Per my last email..."
As my father said
Meow?
i disagree
howd u know
:((
Ur European
fair
You don’t get the shalom treatment
thank god
THEY TRYNNA TAKE MY INCH!!!!
AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!
Real recognize real
wonder what the dude in the back said for his mouth to be taped 
It’s a mask
you're no fun. kys now
This movie is such a 10/10
It is
Ikr
My friend brought me a Burger King crown to school today
please give me a water
!water @solar obsidian
💦 @solar obsidian is now hydrated for the day! 💦
thank you, i forgot about this command
!water
💦 @green schooner is now hydrated for the day! 💦

very good command
Anybody who's ever described that movie as something other than great has invariably gone on some kind of cockamamie pinko rant about how boomers ruined society or something.
Forrest Gump is therefore a litmus test for rational vs irrational media consumers
!water
💦 @grizzled meadow is now hydrated for the day! 💦
Rejected
:((
No u
@grizzled meadow 
i regret the ping
!water
💦 @green schooner is now hydrated for the day! 💦
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
drown him
Don't check your DMs 
falco stop sending your italian sosig to people
day not ruined!
it's worse than italian sosig 
he's sending Mozzarella sticks to me
@solar obsidian 
@glad carbon I sat down and my seat was warm in my next class
good luck goober
3 more hours
Send "hey fuck you man" cat gif
no fuck you
Lyrics:
(verse 1)
Playboi carti(FWAH!?)
Playboi carti please if you can hear us(FWAH!?)
Please save us
Playboi carti
(verse 2)
I'm asking you please(⭐twinkle)
Playboi carti please
If you can hear us please
Save us
Carti please, drop the album 🧛
Please save us
im going to sleep right now and you cant stop me
Please
Rejected
that's a unit
True

RAINER
I live in the constant fear that even the weakest fat guy can simply crush my whole body with his weight
he´s a german youtuber that get´s constantly visited by his viewers
he´s bassicly being bullied
even broke a window of his
and that is why you fight to the death for your private data if you're an online persona
"1v3 battle royal me versus you 3" is what he said once
Drachenlord is his name dunno if he still makes videos prob so thjo
your not that small
Right
I am the twink prime
the god of twinks
Uhhh
I think
Cm?
Meddl leude
Confused
📏 189.0cm (centimeters) is equal to 74.409in (inches)
189 is like 6'3 or 6'2
That’s 6’2
Twig

6'2
Tall
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Real

✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
goes so hard
why the lockdown
Iedy having fun and leaving without unlocking


It’s foreshadowing
To the hospital
Ok weeb 
My body temperature is “too hot for you to handle”
Alex: “i am going to watch that series”
very old series
Core message I got from that is "hit their g-spot to turn them on"
the funny part is that not even Sinji himself imagines it like that
Shinji after his first battle, but he's not a bitch
me omw to delete the enemies air superiority with one missile
He’s me






