🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

bruh

[fresh rose]

Wtf this guys an orderer

[final cedar]

the point is you use it to order stuff for friends and family, just as god intended

[pastel quartz]

I guess thats based

[final cedar]

it's actually much more. Single order shipping fees range from 5$ to 15$ from prime sellers

[solar obsidian]

the circle repeats

[pastel quartz]

pay money(subscription) to save money

[solar obsidian]

until it doesnt...

[pastel quartz]

thats crazy

so like, if you order something big, like a folding table, does it ship straight to your door in a day?

oh

I guess never really experienced it, I stick with non same day shipping amazon

[fresh rose]

I can get a folding table for free (shein factory in my basement lesssgooooo)

[pastel quartz]

No point in getting a subscription if I dont use it often

I just use amazon like, once a month

[solar obsidian]

thats quite often, no?

[pastel quartz]

same day shipping does sound good, but its redundant if I only use it once in a blue moon

[final cedar]

It's really insane. There almost no products I buy in the local distro centers so everything I order flies in from either the US or Europe, sometimes I get a 20$ part flown overnight... they have to lose so much money

[solar obsidian]

if you mean the dessert thing - you know its not only money, they know you cared about them on a personal level

[pastel quartz]

hey ted, whats a buisness good to invest in

[solar obsidian]

maybe its just me

i think im starting to see your game

[pastel quartz]

You know this stuff, and I'm not sure If I want to invest in a mcdonalds

makin sure my money ends up in the right place

[solar obsidian]

it is simple, but can be very hard to plan and execute for some people

[final cedar]

McD was a banger investment the last 5 years

you'd be stupid not to buy

same with coca cola company

[pastel quartz]

yep, I'm afraid the source of my allowance is gonna croak soon, I need to have a backup

with what I've collected over the years? 150 grand in euro

[fresh rose]

Albanian black tar heroin

Me loveth it

[final cedar]

Guys fast food is unhealthy don't buy McD stonks

[solar obsidian]

did u make profit?

[final cedar]

I don't hold stonks for investing, fren of mine did but he bought it mostly for the dividends

[fresh rose]

Wtf ppl buying stocks here

Its time to go to sleep im seeing things

[final cedar]

I'm curious how the corn funds will play out this year

[solar obsidian]

american business is booming

[pastel quartz]

whats the price then?

[fresh rose]

Its 2 am i am on too late

[pastel quartz]

oh

[final cedar]

@winged phoenix cup & handle soon™️
bitcoin etf

[fresh rose]

Im zombieing right now

[final cedar]

another one? idk I just charted valkyrie's montly chart cause I was thinking bitcoin rising might be interesting for the nasdaq traded crypto ETFs

[pastel quartz]

because like, my mom is getting really old, and recently got a sickness, it wasnt specified over the phone but I'm afraid she's gonna croak soon

[solar obsidian]

how old u are?

[pastel quartz]

I need a source of money, fast

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bpjUD.gif

[green schooner]

madi???

[solar obsidian]

let it go

[final cedar]

[green schooner]

i had to

that last time

[pastel quartz]

20

[final cedar]

It's on the nasdaq, can't be a scam

[pastel quartz]

will do, soon

[final cedar]

I'm so tired listening to some dumbass cry that she doesn't want to work and how the world is so cruel for her not being able to afford life with a 100k inheritance

[pastel quartz]

no I aint, every allowance I get I only spend enough for the bills

and the excess builds up

yes, I got a car back in miami that costed 300k

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

the 150k I have now is the excess

[final cedar]

imagine blowing 80k the moment you drive off the dealers lot

[pastel quartz]

its more of a daily driver/ I collect it

[final cedar]

Collect

[pastel quartz]

I drive it daily

[final cedar]

I also collect used AA batteries

they may mass produce them but in a couple of decades these will be sought after. trust me

she doesn't realize how sought after literature majors are in the US

[solar obsidian]

isnt it dangerous? they spill out overtime, no?

[final cedar]

Yeah that joke kinda went nowhere. Trying to make fun of stella is impossible because she's a caricature already.

[glad carbon]

hi @green schooner

[pastel quartz]

not really, its a 1988 countach in great condition, low mileage on the clock

the leeather isnt wrinkled, engine runs great

[final cedar]

[solar obsidian]

3 am hitting my sarcasm detectors hard

[final cedar]

300k for a Countach

[green schooner]

hiii

arena?

[final cedar]

daily driver

[pastel quartz]

more like a hobby for me, I have a 1985 ferrari given to me by my mom and now a 1988 countach

[final cedar]

DAILY DRIVER

[pastel quartz]

yes

[final cedar]

fatass won't even reach the paddle with your baby bump stuck to the steering wheel

[pastel quartz]

actually, its price hasnt deppreciated as it was in the 80s

so, havent really lost money

[final cedar]

I liked your Mewmachine persona more

Stella was a clear downgrade

[atomic crane]

damn did you go to Trust Fund High or something

i'm from a different world

[green schooner]

mars

[atomic crane]

bumfuck nowhere arizona lmao

[green schooner]

@glad carbon arena

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/poor-man-gif-23343928

[atomic crane]

makes me wonder if you make shit up like stella or if its all

[pastel quartz]

eh, not into new supercars

into old 80s cars

[glad carbon]

ok

@atomic crane did you sleep

[atomic crane]

yeah i woke up at a fucked up time and it ruined my day

[glad carbon]

i slept at 4 and woke up at 6

[atomic crane]

12:30 PM wakeup

[pastel quartz]

its real, I spend way too much on my hobbies

[final cedar]

My GF's dad went from literal mudhut to owning an estate by working, has his whole extended family living on a nice little suburb. This is impressive. Some rich bozo complaining how her inheritance is fails to make her seem rich is not even making me laugh at this point

[storm stream]

"pick me, pick me!!"

[atomic crane]

i was talking to ted, i still think everything you've ever said in brainfart has been a lie

[green schooner]

i just finished a match

[atomic crane]

call me schizo but it's how i feel

[green schooner]

can you ever trust a french "person"

[pastel quartz]

its okay, I get it

[atomic crane]

"fr*nch"

[green schooner]

Kacyzn @glad carbon

I changed my name

[atomic crane]

if that's even what they are

[green schooner]

inv me

[atomic crane]

kaczynski

[final cedar]

yeah. she's way too broke to live among those circles. Compared to some 3rd world peasant that may be impressive to some degree but judging how she's using it not even they would be impressed

[green schooner]

LOL YES

I just shorten kaczynski

cause someone already took it

[green schooner]

im going to spend all my money on firearms

[atomic crane]

which firearms

inb4 AK

[final cedar]

Money doesn't mean shit unless you reach a level where you can't possibly spend more than you make on interest

[green schooner]

any that is buyable in the US

[atomic crane]

that's dumb

[green schooner]

i will go to pakistan and buy a ak for 200 dollars

I swear to god

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1219335840426365030/image.png?ex=660aedfe&is=65f878fe&hm=ff2cdd56f04f73ee2491d936fdeabd9d4492e50dfd7405b4bc40c59a8ccff7b9&

[atomic crane]

NO NO NO

WAIT WAIT WAIT

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/you-gif-12972451420432769455

[glad carbon]

koko, its over for you...

[green schooner]

im literally from war dogs @atomic crane

fr

[atomic crane]

ur schizo

[pastel quartz]

my dumbass friend just spent like 70 bucks on cs2 cases and got jack shit

[final cedar]

If only there were some people you can hire for money who would give you business advice.

[green schooner]

inv me

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mfdoom-i-have-hired-mfdoom-to-stare-at-you-gif-27495965

[atomic crane]

you*

[final cedar]

We could call them business advisors or something

[glad carbon]

i did

[pastel quartz]

I depend on excess from my allowances, that makes up my money, soon enough I'll have that 300k I blew

[final cedar]

Jamie look that up

[pastel quartz]

I promise im not a gambling addict, unless its with fake in game money then i do that shit non stop

[green schooner]

am i rich sir

[pastel quartz]

im too broke to do it irl

[green schooner]

yes

but because im a teenager

[final cedar]

Notice how she stopped reacting to me when I called out how her Meowmachine persona was better than her current french socialite one?

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-the-rock-awkward-anime-bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-look-around-anime-awkward-gif-27050898

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/1023413646375792640/yfXVOfqR.gif

[green schooner]

me buying 30 boxes for skins in csgo

[pastel quartz]

naw not really

just eating dinner

[pastel quartz]

i mean its a 50% chance to get a knife, either you do or you dont simple as that

[green schooner]

I got like a 300 dollar m4 skin

[atomic crane]

same

i have like 300 hours in prominence poker

[pastel quartz]

i wish i could kill sid for stealing my roubles from playing blackjack, i swear he rigs it

[atomic crane]

blackjack is meh, i feel like i would enjoy it more if i learned how to count cards

[storm stream]

seems to me like this is shit she would blabber about to her husband (if she found a proper one)

[atomic crane]

the poor "guy"

who is totally real

not made up

[storm stream]

"do this for me and do that for me plz"

[atomic crane]

the manlet DnD player who has never touched a video game and got laid with a french heiress who concealed carries a 10mm

[pastel quartz]

just wanted your advice on it, no go unless I have 500k, got it

[atomic crane]

and loves war history

and war thunder

[final cedar]

There's a few companies owning the McD franchises here in my country. They sublet the license to anyone dumb enough to want to start and use a combination of discount events and marketing to bully individual franchise owners out of business, then snatch up the assets

[pastel quartz]

I get the idea

thanks

[final cedar]

my towns mc changes "owner" at least once a year

[atomic crane]

detonating malware

lets get those DNS requests lads

[final cedar]

I really want know how bad it is. probably 2-3 companies controlling the entire franchise in SA

[atomic crane]

just a bunch of microsoft slop traffic

[pastel quartz]

also like, not even want to franchise, just invest in it

[visual stirrup]

discounts eat at the profitability of the franchise, not the brand?
what the fuck?

[atomic crane]

no. freaking. way.

[final cedar]

listen, I don't understand how it works exactly, but you can hold marketing events within brand guidelines or smth

[atomic crane]

this ransomware takes like 8 minutes after running to finish its shit, i have to wait 8 god damn minutes to see all of the results

😡

[visual stirrup]

the right to sell an idea
may as well be selling air, at a certain point

[final cedar]

also the person subletting you the franchise 100% controls the produce

since you're not allowed to use the official distro network cause you only sublet the license from a 3rd party

[atomic crane]

open a local non-franchised burger joint vs buy the right to put "McDonalds" on your burger joint and see the difference in sales

[final cedar]

How insane is it that they had a mcD competitor in coming to america

[atomic crane]

would you say it's predatory to franchisers

[visual stirrup]

"We let the franchisers take the risk. If it turns out that their risky move is profitable, we get to keep it."
Amazing
Capitalism is fucking dead

[final cedar]

they used the logo and everything

https://tenor.com/blSFf.gif

[visual stirrup]

That's part of the deal.
When I'm tired, and in another state, or in another country
I don't have the energy to think about foreign food and menus
I can have the same burger I enjoyed at home

And then there are these assholes who just go to starbucks while on vacation

[pastel quartz]

so thats just saying even if I get the funds to franchise, I'm fucked either way

[gleaming grove]

@winged phoenix

[final cedar]

even if you get the money for a franchise. How you gonna get the energy to raise twins as a single mother and work full time as a manager 7 days a week

[pastel quartz]

well, just gonna wait for another war to start then, lockheed it is

[final cedar]

also... lockheed?

[minor cypress]

Deets?

[pastel quartz]

yeah

thats just one of them

[final cedar]

what are they contributing to the next war?

[minor cypress]

Also based ted dropping financial truth nukes

[atomic crane]

lockbit blackmatter

some piece of shit ghetto ass ransomware

[final cedar]

F-40 is bound to drop any day now

[atomic crane]

you should give me insider trading information

[minor cypress]

Opened it in ghidra and poked around any yet? Or just nuking VMs for fun

[atomic crane]

nah i havent thrown it into the disassembler yet

i'd use IDA anyway

i peeked at it in DiE a little bit

for disassembly

[pastel quartz]

not even gonna specify? to know what I'm looking out for?

[final cedar]

you should invest in MDS

Metro data solutions is cutting edge storage solutions worldwide if located in the greater pretoria metropolitan area. Speeds of up to 20mbs are guaranteed as well as 24/7 uptime at least twice a year

[atomic crane]

god mothafuckin damn microsoft can you stop contacting your update servers for 5 minutes while i monitor this shit

[minor cypress]

Lol it happens.

[final cedar]

doxed

DDoSing 10.0.2.15 right now

[atomic crane]

all you got is microsoft IPs and akamai CDNs lmao

[glad carbon]

mcdonalds is so garbage now

same cost as a local burger place for 1/2 the quality

[atomic crane]

you should DDoS 127.0.0.1

[final cedar]

hehehehe

I'll getcha

[pastel quartz]

that sounds good

[glad carbon]

mcdonalds is only good for the mcgriddle

thats all

[atomic crane]

half is being generous

their coffee is always way too sweet

[final cedar]

damn son, your counter offensive fried my botnet

[atomic crane]

if i wanted a cup of caramel syrup i'd just make it at home

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/vb3ogI1xrjh.gif

[tulip ravine]

@winged phoenix

[atomic crane]

lol are you being real

[tulip ravine]

Gambling worked tonight

Your boy won

[atomic crane]

that'd be funny if you were

[glad carbon]

i got a strong tummy so I can handle it

[tulip ravine]

I put 20 on a weekend

Just somet do

Drew 1k out

Got to 40 on cheap slots and scratch card games, blackjack to 100 then finished off with roulette

The one I play gives you like 210x bonus, it was my final bet and I thought fuck it I’ll stick a stupid one on if it doesn’t come in Ive won and I’m happy

[atomic crane]

damn this malware is annoying

[tulip ravine]

Fucking came in with 210x didn’t it

[pastel quartz]

how much money you made

[tulip ravine]

980

In total

[glad carbon]

i got an iron stomach and gut

[atomic crane]

thing closed out my monitoring and has the gall to keep it from running properly after restarting it

[tulip ravine]

I closed my account for a couple month tho

[pastel quartz]

you're gonna gamble again?

[atomic crane]

virtualbox, step on its balls. (restores snapshot)

[tulip ravine]

If I win big I close my account for a few months

[glad carbon]

i dont understand anything ur saying but i bet it looks pretty cool

[tulip ravine]

Yeah it’s not like I have a urge but On a weekend it’s what me and my mates do instead of drinking

Find it more fun haha

[final cedar]

I don't even know if you can dos your own machine that way, never occurred to me to try

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/pearly-gates-cat-gif-12548368082789706344

[atomic crane]

it would probably just use up a lot of CPU since localhost never even leaves your machine afaik

[tulip ravine]

Mate we went ballistic

[atomic crane]

make your botnet really slow

[tulip ravine]

From 20 to 1k

Don’t get me wrong I’ve won a few hundred before

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1163562466270269521/togif-6.gif

[tulip ravine]

But this is my first +400 night

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067301595399856158/1074795485988147260/attachment-2.gif

[tulip ravine]

I just seem to get lucky on roulette ngl

[atomic crane]

it looks boring

[tulip ravine]

Live roulette? Yeah nah I never do shit

Electronic / online winning im getting atleast one bonus

[atomic crane]

imagine looking at shit like this all day

[glad carbon]

[atomic crane]

that's malware analysis

lmao

[green schooner]

I do but in the morning cause of cs

classes

I love coding

🗣️

(not)

[glad carbon]

i played games like this before

[atomic crane]

coding is way more interesting than malware analysis

this shit is tedious and boring

[glad carbon]

zork fella

[tulip ravine]

You seen that sight where you upload a file and it automatically tells you what your malware does / sends screenshots and graphs it’s behaviors

[green schooner]

yeah but we are doing boring shit

[tulip ravine]

It’s fucking mint

[green schooner]

like

[atomic crane]

yeah there's a bunch of them

VirusTotal collates results from a few of them i think

[green schooner]

Circle(200, 100, 50, fill='red') @atomic crane

its boring af

lmao

[final cedar]

You working on known malware or novel stuff?

[atomic crane]

what is that, python?

[green schooner]

yeah

we were doing stupid blocks before

[atomic crane]

hell yeah i remember high school python class

[atomic crane]

known malware

[green schooner]

ye its ok

[atomic crane]

modified to run in VMs safely

[green schooner]

i love it ngl cause

I get done with the lesson

[tulip ravine]

Can I get a encore do you want more

[green schooner]

and sleep for a good 60 mins

[tulip ravine]

Now what the hell are you waiting forrr

[pastel quartz]

oh, its 3 in the morning

should sleep by now

[tulip ravine]

Your in France or America?

[green schooner]

frenchie

[atomic crane]

she's an hour ahead of UTC

i would assume europe

[tulip ravine]

Lad

It’s GMT

BRITS CONTROL TIME

[atomic crane]

i prefer my Greenwich time nice, not mean

[pastel quartz]

back in paris

[tulip ravine]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND

[final cedar]

UTC

[tulip ravine]

GMT

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

sorry pal

[green schooner]

can they turn back to time and have their empire back

[tulip ravine]

RULE BRITANNIA

[green schooner]

[final cedar]

Queen is dead

[tulip ravine]

Fuck off our king is still king of Canada

[pastel quartz]

yes, no longer in florida

[tulip ravine]

Get fucked

[atomic crane]

average bri ish thinks controlling universal time is less noteworthy than controlling greenwich time

[pastel quartz]

back in paris

[green schooner]

you have mini america

[tulip ravine]

The commonwealth is basically the mordern empire

[green schooner]

its

smol

[tulip ravine]

We still got Australia

Canada

New Zealand

South Africa

[final cedar]

Watch your mouth

[tulip ravine]

Am I wrong

[green schooner]

yet

[final cedar]

yes

[tulip ravine]

How

Our monarch is de facto head of state

[green schooner]

because south africa is

[tulip ravine]

Don’t hate the player hate the game

[green schooner]

a shell

of its former self

new zealand is weak

so is south africa

canada and australia are like the only good ones

[tulip ravine]

L still in our rock collection

So we win

Also the Falklands

Argentina learned that the hard way

[green schooner]

didn't we win against you guys in uhhh

1776

[tulip ravine]

And

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-stare-card-scene-going-insane-american-psycho-gif-26261029

best thing ever

[tulip ravine]

Wait which country are you on about

[green schooner]

god bless our defense budget

[tulip ravine]

Oh America

Yeah

[final cedar]

The last brits who tried to put the kings rule over us got sharpened sticks shoved through their fancy dress uniform

[green schooner]

the only country that has a defense budget bigger then the whole EU

[tulip ravine]

Yeah the thing is

Yous see that as win

[green schooner]

yes

[tulip ravine]

We see it as a lucky break

I mean we could of ended up like that

[pastel quartz]

the IRA too

[green schooner]

you just unleashed us on a war path

[green schooner]

IRA lost

[tulip ravine]

Don’t start on them fuckers

[green schooner]

they never got NI

UVF and IRA are both terrorist

keep yapping

[tulip ravine]

Nah tbh I’d say the IRA are more freedom fighters

ALTHOUGH

[green schooner]

although

(sips tea)

[tulip ravine]

They never should have done what they did to Manchester

[lunar brook]

I come back to chat discussing politics for the past hour

[atomic crane]

yeah the consequences of the US dollar becoming the world reserve currency have been devastating

[pastel quartz]

organized army vs well hidden homemade explosives:

[pastel quartz]

nah

[tulip ravine]

Yeah but is America a shit hole

Simple question yes or no

[atomic crane]

its not a simple question

[pastel quartz]

its just discussing britains various colonizations

[green schooner]

is talking about the us defense budget political

[tulip ravine]

Yeah I can think a few times that’s gone wrong to be fair

[lunar brook]

yes, there is a perspective which describes it as “not enough for whats to come”

[green schooner]

I mean....

shhhh

[atomic crane]

i have to answer that question with another question: which state

[tulip ravine]

A general overview

[atomic crane]

that's not possible

[tulip ravine]

Ok on average

What’s the shithole to good state ratio

[green schooner]

1:50

[atomic crane]

it changes over time

i would say typically it's more shithole than good but it's very close

teetering

[tulip ravine]

Eh there’s bad and good about everywhere

[tulip ravine]

I wouldn’t want to live in America tbh for like 2 main reasons

Employees treated like shit

Anti walking cities is wild

[atomic crane]

"anti" walking?

not made for walking, yes

[tulip ravine]

Then it’s anti walking lmao

[atomic crane]

but not intentionally because they want to prohibit walking

[pastel quartz]

shouldnt be part of this, since the king back then basically funded anyone willing to go anyone against one corsican dude (not going to mention him)

[atomic crane]

it's more ineptitude and lack of foresight than a desire to make an unwalkable city

[tulip ravine]

I mean in fairness they could change it

Like esp with the block system

[green schooner]

Just one of our states is larger then your country

It’s to costly

[tulip ravine]

Yes over a long time you prick

[green schooner]

They won’t

[atomic crane]

no, because of the bureaucracy of funding city or state projects and low chance of actually ripping embellished funds out of politicians' pockets for what the average citizen wants

[pastel quartz]

anyway

[tulip ravine]

It is true that sick days take away from your PTO?

[pastel quartz]

good night, staying up this late probably isnt good for me

[tulip ravine]

Huh wierd

Here a doctor just basically orders that you don’t work

[atomic crane]

and your employer who needs to make money is just forced to keep you on the payroll

[tulip ravine]

Yeah, you get paid for sick here

You get 80% of your normal pay I believe

Also employees have to match your pension fund which is pretty cool

[atomic crane]

if only it depended on if you were actually good at your job and not because big daddy government said so

[tulip ravine]

So if I put 10 pound in my pension my employer puts 10 pound in

[atomic crane]

how do businesses over there make money

they must have less regulation on labor or land or something

or maybe they just outsource labor

[tulip ravine]

There is a difference between making a profit and squeezing every last penny

[tulip ravine]

Nah if anything more regulated

We have very strict labour laws

And if your employer breaks you can sue for insane amounts

[atomic crane]

yeah it would be nice if the US would tear down a lot of the regulation here at home so we can move that labor back over here and make it attractive to companies

[tulip ravine]

My mum got a 7k settlement for being fired without a proper reason

You can’t just be fired here, you can be made redundant but they have to give you notice

[atomic crane]

so what does your employer do if you suck

and wants to get someone who will do the job better

[tulip ravine]

Well if performance is the issue of course they can fire you

This was literally no reason

[atomic crane]

but what do they say to avoid being sued

"they sucked"?

or is there a metric

a way to measure suckness

[tulip ravine]

They can’t lmao

They get the union involved

They take down every word said in a meeting

And they will check it against other people etc

[atomic crane]

if you hit the bare minimum the company can't replace you with someone who has more ambition

[tulip ravine]

Can you even read lad or no

I said fired for no reason

Not for doing the job shit

[atomic crane]

but like Ted said there's a metric for everything, if you hit the metric then you can't be fired

but the metric is probably shit

[tulip ravine]

I’ve been bad at a few jobs but they didn’t instantly just fire me lmao

They took the time to atleast try and teach me to improve

And I did

They can make you redundant which is different

That’s probably more correct for this

Redundant means for whatever reason they don’t need your work anymore

To be fair

Most companies here will do you a trial shift

And you usually have to do some form of training before going on the job

So it’s hard to get a job where you suck really bad

[atomic crane]

well i was never talking about sucking really bad, i'm talking about meeting the absolute bare minimum

in the US right

[tulip ravine]

Mate tbh half the companies I’ve seen don’t really care about that

[atomic crane]

i'm talking about the UK where Hydro lives

[atomic crane]

that's crazy to me

[tulip ravine]

Here you can’t be discriminated against for anything

Age gender disability

That’s is a massive no no

[atomic crane]

same over here

[tulip ravine]

I’ve heard they aren’t as strict about it

[atomic crane]

they're more strict, seemingly

[tulip ravine]

Like here yeah if it’s proven

Your company is being taken for everything it is worth

You will be left with smouldering wreck

[atomic crane]

in fact every job application i've ever put in over here has had a statement saying that the employer has to make it a goal to hire at least 7% of their workforce disabled

or some number like that

[tulip ravine]

Speaking of sue

Ted

Guess what lad

I might have a gold mine coming my way

[atomic crane]

that's my retelling of it so you know

[tulip ravine]

I’m suing my doctor for medical negligence

[atomic crane]

it's a lot longer and corporatized than what i said

[tulip ravine]

I had a birth mark that got infected, instead of treating it as he should he put steroid cream on it

Ended up bursting

Got a fist sized scar in my leg now

And it’s all documented with proof that he should of known it was the wrong treatment

[atomic crane]

i thought a birth mark was just a splotch or discolored patch, what the fuck is a birth mark then if it can get infected

[pastel quartz]

birth marks can get infected?!

[tulip ravine]

I actually don’t know

[atomic crane]

Hydro's cutie mark got infected

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/honestly-quite-incredible-drinking-water-underwater-cool-gif-22285702

[tulip ravine]

All I know it wasn’t the size it is now

It’s just scarring

Idk, all I know is there’s proof that people told him it was the wrong treatment and still did it

Hospital

NHS

But yeah lawyers are building the case rn

They was frothing at the mouth when we told them

Ted I mean if you want I can show you it in dm I tell people it’s a shark bite now to take the piss

But yeah it’s weird

Anyway fuckin

Gettin that bag

Lawyers fully believe we are gonna rinse this cunt

Because apparently it isn’t the first time

Eh I mean it’s more

I have the opportunity

Might aswell

Ion even wanna talk about fucking car claims mate

Insurance scams going mad here

People just running into your car with a motorbike at 3 mph them claiming whiplash is wild

Idek why it’s happening more now then ever

First thing I did when I got my car

Paid to get a dash cam properly wired in

Inb4 I make a claim and they hear me on camera “YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU WANKER”

Love it’s

It’s just part of British speaking ngl

Every 3rd worse better be fuck

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1209590876372738098/B1_flame_guy.gif

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813913694265278465/925771935315529828/video0-2.mov?ex=66043acd&is=65f1c5cd&hm=36656a5ef536908efeb32a4f91131f558afce4226d7c07c3831bb54f380a06a0&

SAUSAGE

[tulip ravine]

That guy was breaking the law anyway

The van

[atomic crane]

i wonder what got him a 3 star wanted level

[tulip ravine]

On motorway

It’s illegal to sit in any other lane other then left

Basically the other 2 lanes are used for overtaking then your meant to move back to left

[atomic crane]

i can see that getting you one guy after you but this guy had 3 bloody bobbies on his tail

3 whole rozzers

[glad carbon]

stole a sosig roll from the local shop

[tulip ravine]

Yeah his accent is from Bradford

Basically he’s a drug dealer

Or some other form of cretin

It’s like Birmingham of the north

[atomic crane]

where are you from

manch?

[tulip ravine]

Manchester

[atomic crane]

im a bit of a britaboo

[tulip ravine]

A what

[glad carbon]

yankee doodle

[atomic crane]

weeaboo is like an anime freak

i just made it up but britaboo is a bri ain freak

[tulip ravine]

What’s anime man

Tf

[atomic crane]

don't ask

you dont want to know

preserve that rare innocence

[tulip ravine]

Ill take your word for it

[lunar brook]

@edgy abyss

[edgy abyss]

[final cedar]

are those legit cops or was that a organized robbery?

[atomic crane]

i just had the video, @tulip ravine would know more

as he lives just a town over

[tulip ravine]

Cops

1 normal 2 undercover pretty standard

[atomic crane]

undercover makes sense for a drug dealer case

[minor cypress]

same energy as people freaking out over someone "leaking" anything in private ip ranges

[atomic crane]

bro... you're telling me this punk's IP isn't 192.168.0.3?

[minor cypress]

Any progress on the malware analysis? Im curious

[atomic crane]

the thing about the malwares we're being given to study and analyze is they've been analyzed to death and reported on virus total

i learn everything i need to know in the first 5 minutes of my analysis lmao

but i do get to see what it looks like

[minor cypress]

Malware analysis class?

[atomic crane]

ye

[minor cypress]

I forget what suite we used, some forensics toolset by some company

[atomic crane]

Flare VM maybe

[minor cypress]

It was ok but the ui was shit

[final cedar]

Are you set on what environment you have to use?

[atomic crane]

this week is the first week we're being allowed to use our own choice of tools but for weeks we had a routine to go through. past few weeks we had to try a new disassembler each week

[final cedar]

are you automating?

[minor cypress]

Me leaking info so i have more fodder to poke around at and test my honeypot

[atomic crane]

i'm gonna be honest, malware analysis is not my favorite topic in cybersecurity lmao

[minor cypress]

It is cool, in video format

[atomic crane]

how do you mean

[minor cypress]

But actually doing the analysis? Dry as fuck

[final cedar]

It's insane how many people happily click on a shortened url

[minor cypress]

Same wkth cybersecurity, on the outside its leet hackerman shit

The reality? Im sifting through tools and staring at firewalls for hours on end

[atomic crane]

well, attacking can still feel like leet hackerman shit if you find an easy mark

but finding an easy mark isnt easy

[minor cypress]

Oh yeah, red team shit is dank until it comes time to do documentation

[final cedar]

I enjoy this quite a bit. playing pretend and fortifying your network as if you're hunted by the NSA

[atomic crane]

if you're hunted by the NSA, the fortifications will turn on you

you would have to code proprietary software

[minor cypress]

Pretty much. NSA has some fun tools

[final cedar]

Running a firewall on a 15 year old smartfridge will give em a run for their money

[minor cypress]

I just like hardening my network and seeing what pokes around

[atomic crane]

equation group

[minor cypress]

The hoard of iot china botnets? I sleep

[final cedar]

Last couple weeks I had spikes in activity from what I can only assume to be koreans probing ports

[minor cypress]

Actual dedicated attacks that are targeted? Real shit.

The only joy i get from malware analysis is seeing what they try and thinking "thats pretty smart"

[atomic crane]

meanwhile no one wants to waste their time, tools, or effort on a residential network when they can be targetting a business

[minor cypress]

Exactly

I still will have fun fortifying my home network because its cool

Then trying to break into it myself

[atomic crane]

hack into a business to redirect their traffic to your home network just to get an attack

[minor cypress]

nyet, just drop flash drives in their parking lot via drone

[atomic crane]

that's part of hackin brother

[final cedar]

I assume a lot of these spikes in traffic correlate with leaks happening. Last I read which made me slightly nervous was some AVM source code being leaked

[atomic crane]

make a fake ID badge and walk through the front door

"oh yeah today's my second day"

[minor cypress]

Tfw there are tons of cool attacks people can do, but breaking people is still the easiest and most effective method

[final cedar]

imagine 20 million routers suddenly being vulnerable

[atomic crane]

the secret that keeps the cybersecurity industry running

secure your employees, secure your company

leave your employees unsecured, your company has a big hole in it

[minor cypress]

Wifes job network got sacked with phishing + ransomware

[atomic crane]

ouch

[final cedar]

First thing I taught my client was: I work alone, I will never send a guy to "update the server" without calling you personally

[minor cypress]

It was so bad they were in onedrive, exchange, their homepage, and advertising their phishing campaign on their employee intranet page

[atomic crane]

whats your job

[atomic crane]

that's honestly kind of funny

[final cedar]

that's just a freelance gig

[atomic crane]

i feel like it's been long enough companies should be getting smart by now

[minor cypress]

Plus sending phishing emails from legit compromised accounts

[tulip ravine]

Metro

Old one

[minor cypress]

My guess is either one person got phished and it snowballed or cred spraying

[tulip ravine]

Do you want to build my next Tactic in fm

[zealous remnant]

way too optimistic

[atomic crane]

football manager?

[minor cypress]

Something something cybersecurity doesn't make profit

[atomic crane]

i know nothing about football lmao

[tulip ravine]

https://ratemytactic.web.app/en

Mint little site this

Rates your tactic and shows you improvement s

[final cedar]

What do you think happened to said clients windows server 2003 production machine after pleading for days to update?

[tulip ravine]

Lemme load one of mine up

[atomic crane]

i know windows has needed to update for 3 months but we just can't have that downtime

[atomic crane]

wow what a coincidence that i say what i said right after you say this

lmao

[final cedar]

I mean I've been the one crashing it but It could've been anyone really

[minor cypress]

My whiskey stock still hasn't recovered since log4j dropped

That was a fucking nightmare

[final cedar]

I so enjoyed this

[minor cypress]

Im pretty sure i was still alive when it happened

[final cedar]

ye, couple months before

[minor cypress]

Incoherently screaming into brainfart about the cyber fuckery

[atomic crane]

i wasnt even studying cyber during the 2021 vulnerability in log4j

[minor cypress]

Now im just screaming at mgmt because they want malware uploads to CISA

[atomic crane]

i was still an aerospace student

[minor cypress]

But we have no sandboxing, and CISA site won't accept encrypted files

[tulip ravine]

Pretty basic 4231

[atomic crane]

wait for real

[minor cypress]

So some chucklefuck wants us to open live malware, decrypt on unsandboxed machines, then send it to CISA.

Its so fucking joever

[atomic crane]

that's retarted but honestly it'd be worth to just get a box to handle it and upload it

[minor cypress]

Thats the tip of the fuckery iceberg.

But i cannot divulge

Just know things are getting silly as fuck

[final cedar]

Maybe bring it up to management to make it policy to bring thumb drives found in the parking lot in and check the contents on the production machines?

[atomic crane]

the malware shipping and handling machine after its 294th wipe:

[minor cypress]

Genius. Shipping it to prod immediately

[minor cypress]

My dumbass saw AP and lines with nodes and immediately thought this was a cozy home network diagram

[final cedar]

how much does it cost to get a 2006 dell tower and no wifi card to do your malware studies on

[tulip ravine]

AP is advanced play maker

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846263328253935656/1219490560885260318/image.png?ex=660b7e16&is=65f90916&hm=17a51b1785431d4939d219dde4a96ff2a1a1670e0d3ead6fe2cfe7290d9bdb48&

[minor cypress]

Metro, its big government. We hella inefficient in this bitch

[tulip ravine]

So the wing backs will move forwards where the ifs are now the IFS will move into the channels into the box

Pretty simple tactic tho

Nothing too major

[minor cypress]

Thank fuck i am but a wee contractor

[minor cypress]

I know nothing of sports strats, so my condolances or thats good bro

[final cedar]

well, printout the emails so you can drop them on your managers desk when SHTF

could get them leather bound, a little collection of events leading up to disaster

[minor cypress]

Bossman above me is already tracking

That fight is beyond my management level thankfully

[final cedar]

[minor cypress]

I did finally decide to learn some visual basic to automate a shit ton of reporting

[atomic crane]

drop pocket change on a used computer from some university, my uni lists old computers for $100 because they're technically state property and have to be auctioned

[minor cypress]

So now i just grab data, run reports, and pretend to be busy

[atomic crane]

do your malware analysis on an intel compute stick like Blur

[final cedar]

ah yes, microsoft java... vbscript has brought me many headaches in my first real job

[minor cypress]

The syntax is messy and painful, but i can cobble it together well enough to have it obey my will

[atomic crane]

they told me i would automate with Python, what's all this about having to learn Java Lite

[minor cypress]

If you're learning, invest in python, bash, powershell.

[atomic crane]

i cant even remember how many python scripts i've made to recurse through a directory and report results in a table

[minor cypress]

Java is hell but im glad i learned it. VBA is just for excel fuckery bc they won't give me proper IDE for things

[atomic crane]

i even coded in VirusTotal API usage

[minor cypress]

And microsoft is too much of a dipshit to allow search + bold/underlining in formulas

[minor cypress]

Postman my beloved

[minor cypress]

Virustotal api is neat.

[minor cypress]

Check out greynoise.io

[atomic crane]

it wasn't terribly neat for what i used it for in that assignment, and i dont see myself using my own scripts over just finding an existing program or script that does the same thing but better lmao

[minor cypress]

Xforce and alienvault are cool too

[minor cypress]

The scripting experience is still good to have. It makes bulk things in work way more bearable

Even if we have MS defender and it already integrates with virustotal

[atomic crane]

greynoise seems cool

you know what i really like though

SIEMs

i got to work with Security Onion on a Kibana server

[minor cypress]

Splunk is goated

[atomic crane]

or is it the other way around

i didnt figure that out before i finished the class so i'm still iffy on whether the interface was security onion or if the interface was kibana

confused

[minor cypress]

Its a free siem tool

Idk what kibana is

[atomic crane]

they spent a criminally small amount of time on it

it seems like the premier SOC tool (SIEMs, not onion), why would they teach it for like 2 weeks

[minor cypress]

I like using openvas for home network

[minor cypress]

Nah, industry mostly uses splunk for siem

Hell if i know, lazy curriculum

[atomic crane]

couldnt catch you in time

i meant to say that about SIEMs in general

[minor cypress]

If you have an elective for splunk, take that shit

[atomic crane]

if i start working and see SIEMs constantly i'm going to be angry at my university

[minor cypress]

You will, especially in SOC roles

[atomic crane]

these bastards have taught me how to write an operating system in C but they taught me SIEMs for all of two god damn weeks

im gettin mad

[minor cypress]

Good. They want you to be well rounded or some bullshit

[atomic crane]

just give me my piece of paper

[minor cypress]

Thats the secret jimmy

The paper collecting never stops

https://tenor.com/view/com-ptia-gif-20600448

[atomic crane]

the degree is the big one that everything else sits on top of tho

[minor cypress]

Yeah, but its mostly an HR filter

[atomic crane]

stop, i cant take that kind of talk

[minor cypress]

Then you have cert monkeys that collect comptia certs like candy with zero practical knowledge.

[atomic crane]

cruel and unusual treatment of college students is revealing how useless their degree is

you have to tell me that all these years and all this money means something, or i'll cry

[minor cypress]

You will enter the workforce as a well rounded individual ready to be sharpened by the industry

[atomic crane]

thanks zoro, i needed that hit of copium

[minor cypress]

The degree is simply you getting fitted for a field, nothing more

(You will still be mogged by a cargo shorts wearing degreeless wizard that will run circles around your degree)

The main point is getting you to a point where you know enough to learn properly

[atomic crane]

i was put in my place very early on so i'll skip the mogging and just do whatever i can to support how he's running things so i can maybe attain his level of mastery

[minor cypress]

Not "get degree, know everything asap"

[uncut yew]

Getting an education is essentially just a basic introduction + a trial to determine your ability to adapt and learn + learning technical lingo.

[atomic crane]

lol my entire team of freshmen got absolutely wiped in an invitational at WRCCDC

taught us right off the bat how deep this shit goes

AWS devs with a little extra time on their hands red teamed and wiped us newbs

[minor cypress]

Besides networking and broad level concepts, i have gotten more mileage daily out of one class

That i learned in high school

Fucking in depth excel wizardry

[atomic crane]

you're telling me you cant escape spreadsheet hell even being leet hackerman

fuck

[uncut yew]

The technical lingo is actually one of the most important things you learn.
Many jobs/educations use the same formulas and concepts, but use different terminology for it.
This is how academics protect themselves from wider competition from adjacent educations/industries.

[minor cypress]

I'm exaggerating a ton of course. I still use what i learned in college a ton. Excel and scripting is just the most useful so far.

[atomic crane]

like all of the terminology in cyber lmao

[minor cypress]

Bro i hate modern cyber term salad

"Next gen cyber warrior"

[atomic crane]

im defending the cyber landscape

[final cedar]

getting into a cubicle with old dogs taught me the most

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-gif-20990497

[minor cypress]

Sir, i am a dude by a screen. This is the office, not Kuwait

Please stop calling our meetings for threats the "war room"

[atomic crane]

i legitimately had a university 400-level course called "Cyber Warfare"

please just call it cyber threat hunting and intelligence, it's way more reasonable

[uncut yew]

"Pizza party in The War Room at 9, be there or be square"

[minor cypress]

Cyber warfare kinda gets a pass. Its still cringe.

Threat hunting and intel is much better sounding

[atomic crane]

they're definitely giving me a well-rounded education though. I've learned defense and offense, i've learned forensics, i've learned incident response, i've learned malware analysis, and i've learned probably the most you'd want to learn about how operating systems work at a fundamental level lmao

[minor cypress]

I had a motherfucker call our asset inventory a "blueforce report" earlier

[uncut yew]

Cyber warfare is increasingly becoming the actual, real alternative to genuine proxy-wars. So it does make some sense.

[minor cypress]

And almost laughed myself to death

[atomic crane]

blueforce

not blue team, no no

we are a FORCE

to be RECKONED WITH

[minor cypress]

Blueforce, as in blue team, as in our guys, as in our stuff.

[atomic crane]

if you're calling yourself blueforce i want to see some honeypots

[minor cypress]

There is a large amount of exmil lingo thats sunk its way into cyber

And its cringe

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-da-ba-dee-eiffel65-gif-14330492

[minor cypress]

Im 2 steps away from calling our network team "Commo fobbits"

[atomic crane]

[atomic crane]

in the SOC with the homies

[fallow trellis]

you need friends, the ai is shit

dont take the role of captain

it sucks

[minor cypress]

Just wait until you find out about purple team

[fallow trellis]

welcome back

[atomic crane]

oh i've heard about it, my little balls are quaking

[minor cypress]

Shalom Quinn

[atomic crane]

i really hope i can purple team someday

seems like a lot of fun

[uncut yew]

Minimum players is 2.
3 is the sweet spot for small human crew with AI support.
More is always better.

[atomic crane]

i wonder how greyboxing works during business hours

[fallow trellis]

I remember I shot my friend by accident and i had shit medical so i just used alien blood on our previous expedition

when we came back to the ship he told us to fire every Ai crew member because everything was going to shit theres fire and broken machinery every where

when we went to the ship everything was fine

he was just hallucinating because of the alien blood in his system

[atomic crane]

my buddy had to come find me and bring me across the ship to ask "am i standing in a moat of fire right now"

"do you hear that"

im like no

[fallow trellis]

then he, the head security offcier, shot me, the captain, for the 15th time

[atomic crane]

you were a husk

had to be done

[fallow trellis]

our actual medical officer had no useful medicial skills since he wanted to fuze his dna with husk dna

[minor cypress]

Classic baro moment. I love the schizo mechanics in that game

[fallow trellis]

I didnt pay the mechanic enough, since he demanded more, he stripped every copper wire in my fucking ship

[minor cypress]

I've done some redteam stuff. It varies from lots of fun to running boring reports and super limited scope

[uncut yew]

Rewiring the entire ship is always fun

[minor cypress]

Either way you cannot avoid egregious amounts of documentation

[uncut yew]

"Hold on guys, I'll just swap a few wires"
30 minutes later: I am shot in the face for wasting time.

[minor cypress]

Wires up the reactor to autobalance. Some retard screeches at you for touching wiring thinking you are griefing

[fallow trellis]

no lights worked and no doors worked

[uncut yew]

The best thing is when you 'recycle' components

[fallow trellis]

he unwired my ship

[minor cypress]

Me convincing the tech crew to unionize for better pay from the captain

[fallow trellis]

We had to lock him by the prison bay throughout the trip, but when he went to check on him he was gone and he made a hole in the wall

[minor cypress]

The captain refused so we cut off the wiring to his door, sealed it shut, broke into the armory, then inverted ballast controls until he met our demands

[uncut yew]

oh btw, I have the fucking Naval Architect achievement.
I don't have a problem, everyone else is just relying on their weak human flesh while I am out here automaxing

[fallow trellis]

whats that achivement again?

something hours in the ship editor

[uncut yew]

[minor cypress]

Madman

[fallow trellis]

Yeah I tried my way into making a ship too

[uncut yew]

I mostly edited stuff to be pre-wired

[fallow trellis]

I made my own ship from scratch, I did know anything about vram parameters in a java game

when I loaded into my freight submarine with almost all automated functions

I crashed

it was a silicon valley ship

eveything was automated from the smart doors, automated nuke reactor

[uncut yew]

Maximum capital, minimum performance

[fallow trellis]

No

no performance

2 frames

didnt help i was shti at coding the cirucits

so i had like 7-10 circuits per atomated thing

it was the perfect freighter

I even had a passowrd procteded vault for the cargo

and a 2 step authentication

[uncut yew]

Booo, you did nice cable management, that shit needs to look like the insides of a 10 year old, white-label vacuum made in China

[fallow trellis]

1/3 of the entire ship is ballast tanks

1/3 of the ship was the cargo bay

the cargo bay was above the ballast tank

2/3rds of the ship was ballast tank

[uncut yew]

Wait, are you implying that you would flood your cargo?

[fallow trellis]

Going up fast fun

[uncut yew]

bruh

[fallow trellis]

we were shippping potassium

[minor cypress]

[fallow trellis]

I was not informed we were shipping potassium

[uncut yew]

[fallow trellis]

i pressed the convert cargo bay into ballast tank button

ever shot a nuke point blank

its like that

[uncut yew]

Bet you went down real fast as well then

[fallow trellis]

it was good for a whole 1-2 seconds

then we fell

so many changes to barotrauma i dont even think my ship works anymore

My ship is gone

[uncut yew]

old ships should still be available, not sure how to load them though

[fallow trellis]

my dumbass didnt upload it to the workshop

fuck that was 47 hours of work

which was mostly circuits

[uncut yew]

No autosave to load?

[uncut yew]

Otherwise, check \steamapps\common\Barotrauma\LocalMods

[fallow trellis]

nah i forgot i got a new pc

its probably in my old shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5knx2um-rus

[uncut yew]

Should be in steam cloud though

I swapped PC, still have old subs

[glad carbon]

ok siem man

[fallow trellis]

eh oh well that ship was bloatware anyways

i wish i had a full picture of it tho

[atomic crane]

siem men

SOC analysts? no. SIEMmen

[fallow trellis]

oh fuck i found it

[glad carbon]

[fallow trellis]

holy shit it looks weird

[uncut yew]

Shit man, imagine having to clean the ballast

[glad carbon]

orca but evil

[atomic crane]

for reall

god

[fallow trellis]

it had like 64 or 80 cargo capacity

i really liked cargo missions

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane do you have barotrauma

[atomic crane]

when is brainfart barotrauma

[glad carbon]

we should do seamen night

[atomic crane]

i'll be your seaman

i need to eat something though im fucking starving

[fallow trellis]

brainfartrauma

[uncut yew]

Meanwhile normal balanced gamesettings: max 2 mission

[atomic crane]

barofarter

[minor cypress]

I SOC on her siem til she buffer overflows

[glad carbon]

i had some stouffers rice

pretty good

[minor cypress]

Idk sometime when im not at work

[atomic crane]

my only barotrauma experience was being my buddy's sub slave playing with his cock and ball torture modpack

and for some reason i would be unable to join his game 90% of the time

[uncut yew]

If Brainfart ever does Barotrauma, it has to be with chance for traitor, either level one or two

[atomic crane]

god forbid we hit anything that caused me to have to reconnect, like loading a station or something

[glad carbon]

@river zealot

[fallow trellis]

that is horrible

[minor cypress]

Agreed, at least one traitor

[fallow trellis]

thats gonna be even more disfunctional than my crew

and that says alot

[glad carbon]

me and memeg are tryna get gamers for braintrauma

[minor cypress]

how is baros support for steam deck

[uncut yew]

If you lot host it during somewhat Euro-friendly hours, I'll gladly join if you need more crew

[atomic crane]

i'll join but disclaimer, i'm gettin' racist on da mic

[glad carbon]

only race we hate are mudraptors

[uncut yew]

[minor cypress]

There are no laws at sea

[fallow trellis]

to whoever gets the captain role

[atomic crane]

nah maybe not racist but im gonna be a goofy sailor

[fallow trellis]

rip bozo

[minor cypress]

Not it

[atomic crane]

not it

[fallow trellis]

have fun looking at blue dots the entire time

fucking dumbass

[atomic crane]

im already a TL in my arma unit, ive had my fill of leadership in gaming

i wish i could list "arma 3 unit team leader" on my resume

good leadership experience, that

[uncut yew]

Captain is fun though, all about positioning

[glad carbon]

silly seaman

[fallow trellis]

yes, i have to position myself away from my medic

everytime im on the helm he injects me with something

he made the syringe gun just for that purpose

[uncut yew]

No allowance for medic. Also, bullet to brain

Random assistant promoted to interim-medic

[fallow trellis]

I was never a firm captain

[uncut yew]

The captain can only ever be as firm as the crew allows

Depends on the mood really

[minor cypress]

Engi > mechs > medic > clown assistant > captain > security team

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/690705405785014312/1145578939566276668/IMG_9722.png?ex=660a3b07&is=65f7c607&hm=2f241a16afbb957c69871e78b62d6e73baa18a3cb5db067ea0fa9fb52b6643dd&

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082316518810992700/1218841836303548416/lv_0_20240317134133.mp4?ex=660921ea&is=65f6acea&hm=c5028c2993cda21005b5106b068f652e545d13c87b5f0f82222fce08b1735950&

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-suit-gif-27168236

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-discord-revive-gif-21258645

[pale ingot]

i am so down to join a brainfart baro game

it would go hard

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-fire-ferret-pounce-tackle-cute-gif-17585368

ambush

[pale ingot]

new AC game is insane

[prisma quiver]

She‘ll eat me up like a carnivore

[minor cypress]

New one?

[atomic crane]

nah just the gif

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-fire-ferret-pounce-tackle-cute-gif-17585368

air assassination

[minor cypress]

Ohh

I stopped keeping up after black flag

[atomic crane]

same

black flag changed the game for me, i couldnt even play AC after that

i honestly felt like it could never be topped

then i played odyssey and that was cool but i think i stopped halfway through sparta

didnt try origins or valhalla

[minor cypress]

Open world gaming and its consequences

[glad carbon]

same

i got to like

the huge boar fight

and it was legit impossible because of gear scaling or some shit

needed better level gear or some shit

or some shit

[atomic crane]

black flag was so yarr matey and unity was so "ma belle de fleur bonjour baguette"