🎪bruh-fart

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-star-wars-good-goooooood-evil-gif-12447951

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-hate-emperor-hate-flow-gif-12447947

[green schooner]

no

im playing modern warfare

[green schooner]

(The originals)

[high meteor]

good evening brainfart

[devout hull]

Cowabunga.

[tidal trellis]

perish

[green schooner]

Why would you play the new modern warfares

[tidal trellis]

oh

I thought u meant u wouldn't play the ogs

nvm :)

[green schooner]

you have to retarded to buy the new ones

[tidal trellis]

I was regarded

[green schooner]

I am playing the ogd

Ogs

I’m playing call of duty 4 rn

Just did modern warfare 2 last night

Then onto 3

[river zealot]

call me hobit because i am 166 cms

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

dead

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-warfare-cod4-yuri-makarov-gif-23084516

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[quartz saffron]

What movie

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/677640932660871328/1217289401403707472/gwlnf72crhtb1.png?ex=66037c19&is=65f10719&hm=1d7cf8c57c7ed2601726a3d2a5295d19e75cb2112107ec27d87d17a204e65673&

[upper shore]

https://youtu.be/hOQ3EQjIo5I?t=174

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/china-skala-gif-23754365

China gets the what?

[severe flicker]

I redid some songs

Also one song is one I haven't recorded before

Just gotta wait for them to upload fuck

I look like a dork rn

[severe flicker]

Theyre up 🙂

Why did one of them upload twice

Wait

Fuck

😦

Gotta redo em

God damn it

[prisma quiver]

Any1 how to reattach an arctis pro ear back to the headset with superglue

[severe flicker]

Imma be 💯

Idk what this means

I would be glad to help tho

Just take the broken edges and Noah's ark them onto where they broke off from and pray

[severe flicker]

They all uploaded :DD

[prisma quiver]

I want to kill myself rn

These headphones cost like 160€

And the right ear just broke off when I picked it up

[severe flicker]

Uhh

Do you throw them?

[prisma quiver]

Nope

I have not physically abused them in any way

I just picked it up and it kinda just

Broke off

And if you google it like so many people have this

But these are the best headphones I ever had

[proud torrent]

bad gif

I'll just get the video

[proud torrent]

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=STAqZE7mMzPhrTQX

[heavy peak]

Well
You were still waisting them by listening to lil yachti, carti and whoever else that sounds like squeeky toy

[severe flicker]

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

[heavy peak]

[prisma quiver]

I don't listen to lil yachti

[severe flicker]

Got these vibes

[upper shore]

They especially sound likes squeaky toys when I bite into them

[prisma quiver]

Idek how I should superglue this

It just keeps reopening

[severe flicker]

Давай фото товарищ

Даи мне я тебя помогу

[prisma quiver]

This ruined my day bruh

Anybody know good quality headphones with lots of bass

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-crying-walter-dying-gif-20964719

[severe flicker]

Uhh I use hyperx cloud twos

I just found em

Sennheiser hd600s?

[prisma quiver]

Broo thse headphones were so good

Why the construction gotta be so poor tho

[narrow lotus]

@grizzled meadow

[severe flicker]

Idk much about headphahoneys man I'm sorey

[prisma quiver]

I'm going to kill myself

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-1000-yard-stare-pfp-discord-typicaljitt-gif-4980154431572290299

[severe flicker]

Hola

Como esta?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-get-the-fuck-outta-here-get-out-gif-14394588

[severe flicker]

Wat

Oh fak watido

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-4714710619997780774

[severe flicker]

Oh shit what I did?

Oh no

I see the LiveLeak logo already

Uh oh

[prisma quiver]

Broo

I'm gonna have to suck so many dicks to afford new headphones

😭

[green schooner]

What

[swift scarab]

Only the real ones remember his sacrifice

[prisma quiver]

Headphones are expensive

[green schooner]

The first not second part

[prisma quiver]

Im unemployed

So

[final cedar]

do you have tourism in your country?

[prisma quiver]

Terrorism

[final cedar]

[green schooner]

Gae ahhhh

[prisma quiver]

Hows it gae

I got clothes on

[atomic crane]

i move one of my windows to the side and i see this

[green schooner]

Me

[placid sail]

huh

I thought they tanos snapped you twinky

[fading shuttle]

they did, but falco is weak

[placid sail]

he's not weak

but he's oh so easily flattered and bribeable

[green schooner]

they did

im his joker

to his batman

[fading shuttle]

thats called being weak

[green schooner]

@placid sail

[fading shuttle]

this is weakness

[placid sail]

no, being weak is preying on the weak

i.e. being you

[fading shuttle]

a real man doubles down on every decision no matter what

[green schooner]

my death was greatly exaggerated

[placid sail]

*retard

[prisma quiver]

Way too much superglue and a bit of despair sort of saved the day

Kinda

Until I get new ones

[placid sail]

he probably hopes to extort a nitro out of you

[green schooner]

ive never bought nitro in my life

only gifted it twice

and I used it for a signalis profile

[placid sail]

chubby gangster is hoping to be your third

[green schooner]

falco is my nitro daddy

🙏

[prisma quiver]

Ok daddy

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/pearly-gates-cat-gif-12548368082789706344

[prisma quiver]

Yes they will

[final cedar]

is that why you're back?

[green schooner]

Read above

[final cedar]

no

[green schooner]

yes

[prisma quiver]

This thing is so awesome

[narrow lotus]

gays

[sage otter]

We have advanced technology and it's used to display fcking furry shit

i'm going to off myself

[prisma quiver]

Nanachi is so awesome tho

[narrow lotus]

what a real statement

[craggy wigeon]

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/nanachi-made-in-abyss-fumo-el-transporte-roomba-gif-22046884

[craggy wigeon]

she ate his friend

[narrow lotus]

we have evolved to the point where we would rather reincarnate as furries than whatever the fuck

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-spit-gif-20218743

[prisma quiver]

Theres no way people actually think that

[sage otter]

Talk about a waste of resources

[craggy wigeon]

i want to be worm

[narrow lotus]

well most build avatars to resemble them and many are sad wolves

[craggy wigeon]

worms are cool

[narrow lotus]

or whatever the hell

[narrow lotus]

i want to be Viking

[prisma quiver]

I'm not a furry

Nanachi is just arguably the best made in abyss character

[craggy wigeon]

but?

i knew it

[swift scarab]

If I was a furry I bet I’d have better grip to climb shit with pawpads then I do now

[prisma quiver]

Shut the fuck up before I skin you

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-furry-scary-furries-furry-dead-furry-death-gif-18582342

[prisma quiver]

In gta 5

[swift scarab]

Think smarter not harder

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/critkid7139-gif-23793406

[craggy wigeon]

fuck you get pregnant

[prisma quiver]

🫃

[sage otter]

What good is purging the femboys if they are just replaced by furries

[craggy wigeon]

nuke brainfart

[craggy wigeon]

and french chat

[sage otter]

We'll never win this fight against degeneracy

It's joever

[prisma quiver]

Theres no furries in here

[narrow lotus]

@placid sail

[prisma quiver]

Except for that

Russian ozzy guy

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade too

[sage otter]

m8 amongst brainfart regulars there's atleast 4

[prisma quiver]

Name them

Ion belief a you

[craggy wigeon]

well well well

[green schooner]

yes

[sage otter]

Trashcan is the only name that comes to mind, but they are easy to spot they all have a furry avatar

[prisma quiver]

Born to gangbang and shoot opps in oblock, forced to be a white kid from the suburbs 😔

[narrow lotus]

Happiest East European @stone blade

[craggy wigeon]

edgy

[narrow lotus]

i love waking up every morning remembering im in Romania

[prisma quiver]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135041979043037267/1190338305313743029/IMG_2444.gif

[sage otter]

real

[craggy wigeon]

worst place to live

[prisma quiver]

France?

Birmingham?

[craggy wigeon]

east europe

[narrow lotus]

India if we talk reality

[prisma quiver]

Moldova

[placid sail]

marius is not in custody because he heard the police car a mile away

[narrow lotus]

India , Venezuela and Africa i guess

[sage otter]

Burundi

[craggy wigeon]

fuck moldova nobody knows where and what is this

[prisma quiver]

Is taiwan a country 🤨

[prisma quiver]

True

[swift scarab]

Fuck you aztec statues your car

[prisma quiver]

I actually have no idea where it is on the map

Like not even kidding

I forget it exists sometimes

[narrow lotus]

It's a Tesla , it would never be my car

[swift scarab]

You make a valid point

[true sedge]

i think the only country that can be considered "bad" to live in would be india or ones actively at war

[prisma quiver]

Ok guys

[swift scarab]

@grizzled meadow Crushed your car

[narrow lotus]

DIESEL POWER WHERE IS SMOKE THERE IS HORSEPOWER

[prisma quiver]

I get an unexpected package tomorrow

[sage otter]

When the last time you hard about Macedonia

[prisma quiver]

Was it one of you guys?

[sage otter]

🤚

[craggy wigeon]

and britain

[true sedge]

[narrow lotus]

Discord ToS , cease

We do not talk about funny pranks in your mailbox

[prisma quiver]

Whyyy

Who sent me a boykisser plush?

[narrow lotus]

Much better

[upper shore]

No Uncle Ted? Blin, need to drink a vodka and eat a Roshen to lessen the pain...

[prisma quiver]

Arguably much worse

[craggy wigeon]

flashlight in my mail box and its used

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-helldivers-surprised-shocked-scared-gif-14616193401603705407

[prisma quiver]

I know someone who'd do that

[narrow lotus]

this deserves a lockdown

ngl

[sage otter]

I think it's just the b word

[prisma quiver]

I think the package is made in abyss volume 5

[crimson flame]

sauce

[prisma quiver]

Possibly

[craggy wigeon]

nuh uh

[zealous remnant]

do it, it'll be funny

[prisma quiver]

Porn addict

[craggy wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[crimson flame]

correct

[green schooner]

iedy not lockdown the channel challenge

[upper shore]

bo-
this post was shot to death by federal agents

[prisma quiver]

You need to be fixed

[green schooner]

(impossible)

[prisma quiver]

Use hammers

[craggy wigeon]

bob

[prisma quiver]

🤨

[sage otter]

I am the UNApiper

[craggy wigeon]

piper?

brawl stars?

[upper shore]

Is "gunpowder" tournament legal?

It's just a seasoning

[sage otter]

Charmed

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/card-no-u-wave-uno-card-gif-15455638

[upper shore]

nou

[stone blade]

true

[prisma quiver]

Gooner

[prisma quiver]

Young striker, the grandma piper

An associate of mine

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/garand-thumb-night-vision-flannel-gif-15544034

I love gooning

I like to goon in the dark

I can goon anywhere

[prisma quiver]

I like gooning when my boss is right infront of me

(I'm his goon)

[upper shore]

That's my favorite time to goon

[craggy wigeon]

stop

please

[upper shore]

Who's my little goon champ?

[prisma quiver]

I love it when my boss calls me his gooner

[craggy wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-troll-face-depressed-trollface-gif-25126675

[sage otter]

Enough brainfart for the day

Cya chat

[upper shore]

Master gooner

I goon with a gas mask on

[craggy wigeon]

time for bleach bath for my eyes

[prisma quiver]

This is your fault

Don't forget that

[crimson flame]

yes

[crimson flame]

everything is my fault

i take all your sins

[prisma quiver]

Yep

[crimson flame]

i am jesus christ

[upper shore]

Thanks Jesus

When's the Bible 2 comin' out btw?

[placid sail]

my homies already calling me to protect freedom

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1115102881184489492/1219265550270726265/album_2024-03-17_23-25-31.gif?ex=660aac88&is=65f83788&hm=ddc9c598c516658ac63a31eed3ca5a3115978b3560f486f54570c3f93c689c7e&

[upper shore]

I need that Saint Browning delujxe edition

[placid sail]

but my puter is still not readyyyyyy

[prisma quiver]

Anyone gooning infront of their boss rn

Being a proper goon champ?

A good goon?

[upper shore]

I'm gooning by myself rn

[dreamy flax]

📚 gooning

"[Gooning]" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged [edging] session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a [gooning] state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters [a state of trance] where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all [intents] and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a [gooned out] man will become very expressive and [demonstrative] : he may become very vocal, while his body and face...

[prisma quiver]

Walk up to the opps, it's gooning time

/urban goon

[narrow lotus]

[upper shore]

Wrong again, Obama

Clearly you have never watched a classic Batman cartoon or hung out with fudds

[prisma quiver]

That's not what being a goon is

[upper shore]

Urban dictionary is fake news

[uncut yew]

Fun fact: The moderators of the Anomaly Discord refer to the GAMMA Helpers as Grok's "goons"

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212949336929992784/1215857708335632485/Martin_Walker_is_literally_me_Spec_Ops__The_Line_Edit.mp4?ex=65fe46bb&is=65ebd1bb&hm=171c5bf5bc901ff4f7698d3d0110aed94e3dd181ca99430154a084a08f3f593f&

[prisma quiver]

I'm a goon

[narrow lotus]

Anomaly has no moderators

[prisma quiver]

I goon for my boss once in a while

[upper shore]

WE ARE GOONS
WE COMMIT WAR CRIMES

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-y-jerry-tom-and-jerry-meme-sad-cry-gif-18054267

[green schooner]

they turned us into killers 🗣️

[placid sail]

they do be gooning a lot

[upper shore]

Masturbation costs zero dollars

JACK SHACK HERE I CUM!!!

[uncut yew]

They do though

[prisma quiver]

THEY SLEPT ON ME 10 TIMES

[sage otter]

Someone please call them and ask for tips & tricks

[green schooner]

what

[fading shuttle]

real

[green schooner]

hes me fr

[prisma quiver]

I am a warcriminal fr

[upper shore]

Bozo, my record's squeaky clean.

[green schooner]

@upper shore im about to complete spec ops the line on FUBAR

I do infact

feel like a hero

[upper shore]

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Yes.

[green schooner]

the helicopter scence on its way to kill me 100000 times

on FUBAR

they have it coming

[upper shore]

Probably because your frames are high playing on PC with modern hardware

Because that helicopter's damage is controlled by frames

[green schooner]

I got passed it but it desotyred me

lmao

[upper shore]

If you don't play on FUBAR then you ain't the MFWIC

[green schooner]

we playing on fubar we up in mtv cripz

[prisma quiver]

Superglue has a kind of bitter taste

Tastes sort of like paint thinner but not really and gets stuck in your mouth

Eat scented candles, the vanilla ones taste really good and have good texture

[upper shore]

Found you in the wild

Does your water have jetfuel in it?

[prisma quiver]

How'd you know I eat crayons

[prisma quiver]

Nope

[upper shore]

They are crunchy and tasty

[prisma quiver]

I drink only natural stuff

[upper shore]

Eat them in public for free entertainment when mortals dare challenge your credibility

[prisma quiver]

So it's mostly cooking oil and a bit of washing powder

[upper shore]

Based

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1219279237668929588/FB_IMG_1710769184687.jpg?ex=660ab947&is=65f84447&hm=7646ba58883b887baf1d7b7d471ac59c6920f37cea59da09d8897a0bb81b21ca&

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1219334394620416091/Coraje.jpg?ex=660aeca5&is=65f877a5&hm=3b3413a008eb8948b2212b93a8ac442004c61d38e394cacce627cec68875ea18&

[final cedar]

eggplant

🍆

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1219349284315594812/IMG_2955.jpg?ex=660afa83&is=65f88583&hm=8717ec9c4b4599edf548b7faf97741852d495ab4cb05ffce1a42d8a229734b17&

[deep topaz]

https://x.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1769730694949806129?t=Q04kVBuMylmTO4py56vOyQ&s=33

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) on X

Twitter · Mar 18, 2024, 2:20 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1175360744095748216/1219366926803927252/326326362.mp4?ex=660b0af2&is=65f895f2&hm=c1b107be5b002e29ec0cc3509f784a341f2a3932c8ee4720bbf2707a32482db0&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1219367030457762003/is-osaka-doing-mewing-v0-mynunfjw23dc1.webp?ex=660b0b0a&is=65f8960a&hm=38aa70b620913fef770d69eba9c4f01bb5258135e8355aa22d98aa1dc4912ccd&

[upper shore]

STALKER!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=revJvACoyc4

OH MY GOD I'M STALKING!!!!!

[feral kiln]

basically what Strelok did to get to the C-consciousness

[feral kiln]

g man be like

[upper shore]

Some people say sharp inhale that... cocks are.... innnnnnfffleexiibbllleeee.....

I... sharp inhale... dissss... agree......

[feral kiln]

[crimson flame]

wtf is that vtuber avatar

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1219391431677050952/20240318_012518.jpg?ex=660b21c4&is=65f8acc4&hm=3c8011bc1e91eef7bf1c07ddff45ab9f3eb9a69980382a4937bc2e469f684c7d&

anyone seen this reference

[fading shuttle]

touhou

[feral kiln]

atleast it is a cartoon character

[deep topaz]

i'd post the og but mods wouldn't like that

[feral kiln]

dm me

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cock-gif-21519482

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1219394108720676952/tempFileForShare_20240318-171640.jpg?ex=660b2442&is=65f8af42&hm=05fbac7977afe4e9a5ac8601da5ab51d49f2be532d0ad11516dc5e93dcaf932a&

[heavy peak]

@winged phoenix

[deep topaz]

if you win the lottery then don't immediately put it on red on the roulette table, you aren't living

[prisma quiver]

All the dicks here unsucked

Crazy

[visual stirrup]

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

[prisma quiver]

I aint a charity lil bro

Pay up

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/officer-balls-batman-arkham-city-jonkler-jerker-gif-9382703524045291480

[quartz ridge]

Why is brainfart either filled with terrorists or homosexual men

[visual stirrup]

or?

[lone cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uryeFhnNzEs
they made starfield NPCs into ai

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-gif-3348052254980566268

please save me, save me from busyhands grok

please save me

(I fixed it eventually)

[craggy wigeon]

I need to piss

[tidal trellis]

I need to scratch my balls

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024766

[green schooner]

Samee

[quartz ridge]

No need to announce it

[tidal trellis]

I legit thought I broke my gamma when I uninstalled something till I figured out that it was just

Busyhands

these helpers never gonna catch me in modded support...

[green schooner]

so true

[tidal trellis]

Infamous last words

[lone cedar]

Bad hands bad 🫲 👋 Slap

[tidal trellis]

[magic tartan]

bruh

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1219346255378124860/RDT_20240318_1248305998392351371849797.jpg?ex=660af7b1&is=65f882b1&hm=8ae067a234972ca9baabcf64df0db5ae6fdbe9267740fc81d5270751eeb1ee5b&

[magic tartan]

why this makes sense wtf

[gleaming grove]

Honestly masturbating is nice

[tidal trellis]

[gleaming grove]

Just remember to do it at the approriate time

[deep topaz]

all the time

[gleaming grove]

Its better than ruining either your lives or your lungs

[magic tartan]

wdym i can't do it in a walmart

[gleaming grove]

God

Im glad im not working at that walmart you are fapping in

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1216497875719028806/image0.gif

think fast

[pastel quartz]

what

💀

[magic tartan]

branefart became creepfart

[pastel quartz]

who the fuck jerks it in a walmart

[gleaming grove]

This person

[pastel quartz]

there was a time where poeple would throw stones at you until you die for things like that

[gleaming grove]

Isnt it only for cheating

[pastel quartz]

technically, masturbation is a form of adultery

[gleaming grove]

Tbh

I never know what they mean by adultery

[deep topaz]

adultery is The unfaithfulness of a married person to the marriage bed; sexual intercourse by a married man with another than his wife, or voluntary sexual intercourse by a married woman with another than her husband.

[pastel quartz]

where that comes is in jelqing it in a walmart

wich is a public space

[pastel quartz]

oh, thats what they mean, the version of adultery taught to my by my mom is masturbation

[deep topaz]

adultery is cheating

that's all

[gleaming grove]

For me thats Fraternization

[pastel quartz]

sure did its job scaring me for a while

[storm stream]

like

[deep topaz]

fraternizing is just talkin to people

[storm stream]

if you have to masturbate in a non-lonng distannce relationship, just ennd it bbruh

[gleaming grove]

Military charges you if you have a friend to friend conversation with your superior

[pastel quartz]

so if a dude marries twins, is it cheating if he has sex with them both

[final cedar]

stop hornyposting

[gleaming grove]

Which is funny but if they see you drink w your sergeant friend you are gonna get your ass punished

Not hornypostin

Just talkin

[storm stream]

"charges"?

[gleaming grove]

NJP yeh

[final cedar]

get your head out the sergeants ass and read

[pastel quartz]

for why

[gleaming grove]

Fraternization

[green schooner]

enlisted and nco's

segregation

1984 fr

[gleaming grove]

Very 1984

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

gregregation

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-threaten-gif-5482584

[visual stirrup]

Marines can't be friends with their NCO's?

[magic tartan]

i caused people to argue ill leave now

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-cat-whenever-you-feel-safe-if-you-ever-feel-safe-gif-6839389198788429645

[prisma quiver]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115102881184489492/1219265548685283328/album_2024-03-17_23-43-29.gif Dont commit suicide

[gleaming grove]

Tbh I think they dont really care

Unless they like favoring you

[pastel quartz]

theres always a bigger fish out there

[gleaming grove]

Then thats fraternization

[magic tartan]

a shotgun can beat any fish

[green schooner]

only time I think they would care if it affects descions in a negative matter that affects everyone like

[pastel quartz]

true

[green schooner]

as you said favortism

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bqUvZ.gif

*can't beat every fish

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-tole-tole-humble-cat-evil-nefarious-gif-3184810906682277049

[magic tartan]

would

[pastel quartz]

I think he meant like a tuna or something

[gleaming grove]

How about omelette?

Cant fret over every egg

[pastel quartz]

or any small fish

[final cedar]

making the mother of all omelettes here, jack

[green schooner]

my shotgun loaded with flechtte

[magic tartan]

i meant a killer whale

[gleaming grove]

Its not

[pastel quartz]

you need a slug for that😭

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1216497875719028806/image0.gif

[gleaming grove]

They dont let you get Flechette from flea anymore

[magic tartan]

2 shots from a olympia can kill one

[final cedar]

we get it, you like slobbering knob

[green schooner]

I mean irl

[magic tartan]

imma pull both triggers

[gleaming grove]

Imagine saying Olympia as a real life shotgun

This dude

[magic tartan]

after that i would probably get arrested for animal cruelty

[magic tartan]

loool mods posting cropped porn

[pastel quartz]

I still remember that one mf who pulled both triggers of an elephant rifle😭🙏

[gleaming grove]

There was an artist who put 3 goldfishes in a blender

[magic tartan]

that dude is stupid

[deep topaz]

i was gonna post that

figured iedy would nuke me

[pastel quartz]

very

[deep topaz]

now HE posts it

[green schooner]

yes

1984

[magic tartan]

bro got the pass , cry about it

[gleaming grove]

I thought moderators banned boy kissers

[narrow lotus]

Seize the opportunity

Go big or go home

[pastel quartz]

theres a vid of it

[magic tartan]

i know the video

[green schooner]

they exiled me for it and then I watched 4 others post it

[gleaming grove]

They need someone to blame on

Typical politics

[green schooner]

@deep topaz im speaking to you

directly

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-stare-card-scene-going-insane-american-psycho-gif-26261029

[green schooner]

im the scapegoat

[gleaming grove]

Fire trunk

[green schooner]

but I think I was the only one to be

unexiled

[pastel quartz]

where is the pea shooter in the back

[storm stream]

what happened to him?

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1216497875719028806/image0.gif

[green schooner]

his shoulder was ruined

lmao

[pastel quartz]

he survived the recoil, but the gun flew upwards

[final cedar]

that arab?

[green schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8FUmjJW1Ts

[gleaming grove]

I remember watching a video where a dude shot a saiga, dude was so skinny that after 2 shots his shoulder dislocated

[green schooner]

sklip to 4:53

[pastel quartz]

that dude who was on a safari trip, he got to shoot an elephant gun, but pulled both triggers

[gleaming grove]

Easily 20 dollars gone

[pastel quartz]

safari or a trip to australia

[gleaming grove]

I found it quite amusing that armor can stop nitro express munition

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-senator-armstrong-tear-smile-wholesome-senator-armstrong-smile-senator-armstrong-proud-armstrong-smile-gif-25514955

[gleaming grove]

But you still die from internal hemorrhage

[visual stirrup]

backface deformation is a bitch

[river zealot]

Hello brainfart

Gonna sleep now

[visual stirrup]

hercules and the nemean lion up in this bitch

[final cedar]

did they shoot 500NE?

[green schooner]

no

577

[gleaming grove]

That gun does look 700 tbh

[river zealot]

Bye brainfart

[gleaming grove]

Good night choom

[green schooner]

gnnn

[gleaming grove]

I wonder

[fresh rose]

guys

this is your average league player guys

[gleaming grove]

Why they have double trigger on that rifle

[fresh rose]

Child
Predator

[gleaming grove]

Like thats way overkill

[final cedar]

there's a huge gap between the 577 and 600

[green schooner]

emergancy

[deep topaz]

because you only need to shoot one barrel at a time

unless you have an animal currently throating the barrel

[final cedar]

not so much between 500 & 577

[gleaming grove]

Funny how British military armed their troops with nitro express back in 1870s

[green schooner]

i wonder why they switched it out

lool

[gleaming grove]

Their Martini Henry was shooting .455 munition

It was crazy

[pastel quartz]

what were they hunting?

elephants?

[green schooner]

Zulu's

[gleaming grove]

Some indigenous people on drug

[green schooner]

[final cedar]

nitro express just meant they gone from powder to flashwool

[pastel quartz]

are they well armored?

[green schooner]

what

no

[gleaming grove]

They dont have armor

[green schooner]

they are a african tribe

have you

never heard of the zulu war?

[pastel quartz]

so why that big of a roind

[green schooner]

what the fuck

[gleaming grove]

Its just back then they took too much drug, a normal round cant stop them

[final cedar]

also zulu's fucked the brits more than they should've

[gleaming grove]

So they use bigger round

[green schooner]

what

they lost

hard

300 vs 3000

[pastel quartz]

not really no

[green schooner]

and lost

[final cedar]

that shouldn't have been a fight to begin with

they had sticks

[tender karma]

because turns out a 32 caliber round does fuck all to a guy who's cracked out of his mind on drugs and doesnt feel pain

[gleaming grove]

The Italian in Ethiopia with tank and plane:

[green schooner]

it was before ww1

it was 1891

[gleaming grove]

I know

[final cedar]

still zulu chad vs virgin tea drinker

[green schooner]

i mean

little bit to far

[pastel quartz]

just heard of it in an irish rebel song, it was called come out ye black and tans or something

[gleaming grove]

But if I get a penny for a modern military with tank and panzer to fight someone with spear and nearly lost

[pastel quartz]

I dont really know about it

[gleaming grove]

Its funny

[green schooner]

this was the imfaous battle

of the zulu war

Battle of Rorke's Drift

zulu's took the fattest L

[gleaming grove]

The Philippines did the same with American ngl

But once the US brought in the shotgun they folded

[green schooner]

yeah custers last stand

they fucked us

lmao

[gleaming grove]

Pretty sure they are too on drug

.38 special does jack shit to them

[green schooner]

they were

they were on hella drugs

@final cedar they lost the entire war

bleh

wdym clueless react

[final cedar]

[gleaming grove]

Also its funny how

Italian nearly lost 2 wars against Ethiopian

[green schooner]

italy loses against like

everyone though

[gleaming grove]

Because the one at WW2 w tanks and plane they barely won

YEH

[green schooner]

when was the last time they even

won a war

?

[gleaming grove]

Well

They shot down an island

That has 3 people

[final cedar]

it's not about winning the war but demonstrating your products for export

meaning italy won big time

[gleaming grove]

Technically thats a war since the island guy declare sovereignty

[green schooner]

true

[gleaming grove]

So they shot down a concrete structure that has 3 people

[zealous remnant]

Italians couldn't make enough gains to get what they wanted in the first world war

[green schooner]

idkkk

that doesnt

really count

thats why you do yellow journalism like the US

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-22925417

[gleaming grove]

Also

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-tole-tole-humble-cat-evil-nefarious-gif-3184810906682277049

[gleaming grove]

There was a war fought by the austro hungarian

And somehow they lost a battle because they friendly fire 10000 of their people

[green schooner]

battles are sometimes funny

how stupidly some win

and lose

[gleaming grove]

There was a time where potatoes sunk a submarine if im not wrong

It was hilarious

[green schooner]

and where a dude took a shit on a uboat

which got it sunk

[ruby minnow]

imagine if a 50 cal hits you and somehow your plate stops it

you would wish you were dead

[green schooner]

true

[gleaming grove]

Well

[green schooner]

the 12 broken ribs

[gleaming grove]

There .50 BMG rated plate carrier does not save you

It just ensures your body is intact for burial

[visual stirrup]

cast lead 50 cal projectile
imagine

[gleaming grove]

Without ya kno blowing a .50 inch in your back

[gleaming grove]

Already could

Thats what the US used in civil war

[deep topaz]

muskets are basically low velocity .50 ammo

just inaccurate

[green schooner]

i own a musket for home defensne

[gleaming grove]

With rifling and minie

Its accurate

[pastel quartz]

oh so thats why I dont know about it, its british

[ruby minnow]

i hear 4 ruffians break into my house

what the devil

[zealous remnant]

chewsday tomorrow innit

[deep topaz]

always keep a cannon loaded with grapeshot pointed at your front door

[green schooner]

you only know about naopelon

itso k

[pastel quartz]

sorry but

[tidal trellis]

I go sleep

Goodnight people

[gleaming grove]

The fact that German threatened to execute ppl with shotgun or shotgun shell is funny

They torch people alive

And suffocate people inside their lungs

But shotgun blast is just too inhumane

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-the-rock-awkward-anime-bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-look-around-anime-awkward-gif-27050898

no its not

best way is to use

backblast

they will be nothing left

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEyHZUW9LFE&ab_channel=FortLoudoun

[green schooner]

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkW1Fsaxj-Y&t=30s&ab_channel=ForgottenWeapons

[gleaming grove]

The gun that fuck both people behind cover

[zealous remnant]

guys
imagine if you were waiting in queue for a server to open up for a game
and you could jump in line by tipping

[pastel quartz]

the fact that the british just paid poeple to go up against napoleon, during the coalition wars the uk just uses the other countries as proxies, the pussies

[gleaming grove]

And the person that shot it

[green schooner]

now you are a shell

smol

[visual stirrup]

Fuck you
Fuck your front plate
Fuck your back plate
Fuck your cover
Fuck the guy behind you
But most of all, fuck my shoulder

[gleaming grove]

I like how both German and French invaded Russia

And both lost to the same tactic

[green schooner]

russia is like afghan

you will not capture it

[gleaming grove]

And their logistic incompetence

[gleaming grove]

Well

Japan surely did

For a bit

[green schooner]

for a b it

like the others

[visual stirrup]

eating someone's ass and shooting them in face are two different things

[pastel quartz]

when the corsican dude did it, moscow as already in flames

there was nothing left

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-fire-ferret-pounce-tackle-cute-gif-17585368

@gleaming grove do you have hell let loose

[gleaming grove]

I was thinking about getting it

[green schooner]

fuck

im redownloading it rn lol

[gleaming grove]

Post Scriptum is fun but not too much

The graphic setting sucks

Tbh

[green schooner]

lol

might go back to

rising storm vietnam

[gleaming grove]

I think Afgan might be the only place that lost an invasion

Or to the super powers

Like 3 super powers tried something and they found out

[gleaming grove]

If there is still a live server I might jump in sometimes

[green schooner]

there is

like always

[zealous remnant]

https://youtu.be/YdA3nlCRP-E?si=EkV-XlCllUAUazdX&t=40

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1219360952122605680/431870519_710716534476944_6151434894236864258_n.png?ex=660b0561&is=65f89061&hm=fc6c7e6718f45e1972b7a85c288bbbf46491e9585a58ebff5f0c1df23ad5af76&

[green schooner]

https://medal.tv/games/rising-storm-2-vietnam/clips/4dew8d2MP8uv-/d1337B09XsC4?invite=cr-MSxOZGcsMTQxNzY5NDIs

my first match

playing rs2

[gleaming grove]

I miss when that game was still very active

[green schooner]

it is

[gleaming grove]

Good time

[green schooner]

wdym you can jump in f ull servers

still

[gleaming grove]

Not as before

[green schooner]

yewahh I suppose

you seem like the person to play war of rights

fr

[gleaming grove]

Back when it has like 5000 ppl daily

It was a blast

[green schooner]

and only play on the confederate side

[gleaming grove]

Well I only play Rising Storm Vietnam

[pastel quartz]

russian winter

[gleaming grove]

And nearly always on Vietcong side

[zealous remnant]

haven't played RS2 in years
it just doesn't have the same feel as red orchestra/rising storm

[pastel quartz]

as historically innacurate joaquin phoenix as napoleon described it "JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BOATS"

[green schooner]

its rs2

but civil war

and I always play american

cause uhhhh

[gleaming grove]

Not interesting

[green schooner]

yes

[gleaming grove]

I prefer spraying AK

And yell GI Go Home

Or Địt Mẹ GI

[green schooner]

i always say get some while clearing a tunnel with a flame thrower

i feel patrotic

[gleaming grove]

Flamethrower in tunnel is funny

[green schooner]

yes

I usually say insulting names to vietnamese people while i burn them alive

[gleaming grove]

I just hate how M1 Garand only available for SVA side

[green schooner]

[gleaming grove]

God I miss running Double Barrel Sawn Off

Its funny

[green schooner]

ye its fun

[pastel quartz]

british are shit on land, they're much better when they're in boats far away from the battlfield, battle of toulon L

[gleaming grove]

I remember shooting a flamer in the backpack

And everyone around that was screaming lol

[green schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoYe8Cu2rFk

I remember playing on the aussie team and some dude was blasting I was only 19

and just lighting up vietcong

[gleaming grove]

Running around with Buckshot M79 is very based

[green schooner]

lmao I always did

[gleaming grove]

I did that sometimes

[green schooner]

its fun to hear

thonlk

thonk

and they die

[gleaming grove]

Also you can impact a grenade round

If you shot like below 40 meters

They will die instantly

[pastel quartz]

they have those in rising storm 2?

[gleaming grove]

Yeh

Grenadier has 2 grenade loadout

[green schooner]

yes

[gleaming grove]

1 is smoke and HE

And 2 is buckshot and HE

[green schooner]

its a authenic and historic accurate vietnam game

[gleaming grove]

I always use buckshot and HE

[green schooner]

its a mix of racist

with racist

@gleaming grove

polish...

[gleaming grove]

Aussie L1A1 rifle is just

Mwah

Delicious

[green schooner]

ikr

the aussie guns

are fun af to use

[gleaming grove]

They are cracked

[pastel quartz]

just play paranoid and it cancels out the racism

[gleaming grove]

I always run the Owen Gun with M79

Well Rising Storm Vietnam and Insurgency Sandstorm are the two most racist game Ive played lol

[green schooner]

you cant out racist some dude running around in the american team screaming get out here you damn (vietnamese slur)

[pastel quartz]

paranoid, kickstart my heart

paint it black

[gleaming grove]

I only found it offensive that they cant pronounce the accentos

[pastel quartz]

it makes you forget that you're commiting war crimes

[gleaming grove]

So some of the word they say it so flat

Which I found weird

[green schooner]

usually I just use the

g word

cause its easy

and simple

for the viet nam ese

[pastel quartz]

G.I?

[gleaming grove]

I just say go home yankee

[green schooner]

no I only play on

american team

[gleaming grove]

Geek?

[green schooner]

no

uhh

ill dm you it

[pastel quartz]

oh I think I know what it is

nvm

[green schooner]

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-cat-feeder-cat-feeder-camera-cat-camera-gif-1435288208602596413

[pastel quartz]

I heard some of my uncles from new york say it

[green schooner]

does it end with a k

[pastel quartz]

yes

[green schooner]

yes you'd be right

[pastel quartz]

and two o's

[green schooner]

idk if

cup understands the second one

I sent him

[gleaming grove]

Is the n word for japanese offensive

[fresh rose]

Apparently theres ppl who put bounties on these cats to torture and kill them and shit

[green schooner]

ye ik

[minor cypress]

Shalom peeps

[green schooner]

oy vey

[pastel quartz]

shalom

[fresh rose]

Theres one named mr piss

Their names are so fucking dunny

Funny*

[green schooner]

brother calm

[pastel quartz]

yeah, thank god mr fresh is safe🙏

[fresh rose]

Yea

I love brother calm

[minor cypress]

Wait are there people that don't know about breaking benjamin? They aren't that old

[gleaming grove]

How pathetic are you to put a bounty on a cat

[visual stirrup]

I have some bad news for you...

[fresh rose]

You would have to be Chinese!

One of the cats got disolved in acid

While alive

[gleaming grove]

Glad that im a Vietnamese

[minor cypress]

it only came out in.....2006. Which was 18 years ago

Fuck

[gleaming grove]

Being chinese sounds like Helldivers without Divers

[green schooner]

a lot

[green schooner]

i come for you

[pastel quartz]

chinese youth? nah, free labor

get them to manufacture your knockoff iphone that'll likely explode for free

[fresh rose]

Shein factory

Day 1

[pastel quartz]

straight outta the womb you're employed😭🙏

[minor cypress]

Thats like being nostalgic for fall out boy, seether, 3 days grace, bullet 4 my valentine, flyleaf, chevelle, 30 sec to mars, etc.

[fresh rose]

Nostalgic abt league of legends

[minor cypress]

I miss season 4

[pastel quartz]

woulda rather be born french and a parisian than chinese

[fresh rose]

Im still playing

League is my black tar heroin

[minor cypress]

Same. Please free my soul

I can only adc for so long papa rito

The body is broken but the soul is willing

Im not awake enough for these levels of existential crisis

[green schooner]

yes you are

accpet it

[fresh rose]

Im learning midlane and dropping fucking elo yahoooo

[visual stirrup]

Halo 3 will turn 20 in a few years

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

[pastel quartz]

no way, its almost old enough to drink in the U.S

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1219433095552438432/sweatysmells_20240318_6.mp4?ex=660b4891&is=65f8d391&hm=3f17f0ecaaeb66eaa9878e8011ad8b408dc67da9fe3aba64cf81abc5a34cbdbe&

[green schooner]

Can’t wait for that to happen to reach or odst

I’ll feel old af

[minor cypress]

No no no take that shit back

https://youtu.be/jRGrNDV2mKc?si=PawULLiYIk9ZtAAT

This shit dropped in 98 and still lives on the banger playlist

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-shouting-tantrums-crying-girl-gif-16422563

[visual stirrup]

We're in Matrix frfr
society peaked in the 2000's
we can only reminisce about that period

[pastel quartz]

yep its happening, its that time where the 2000's are considered nostalgic

[minor cypress]

Tfw you will never experience jamming out to burnout revenge after school

[fresh rose]

Nuh ih

Uh

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[green schooner]

The time is now old man

[pastel quartz]

I wished I experienced rushing home to watch some mtv, same concept different decade

[fresh rose]

Me when im forced to live in 1999 serbia

Big bad

💥

[minor cypress]

Watching gaming tournaments on g4tv at home

Before the days of twitch

[pastel quartz]

same, wished I experienced going to the arcade unironically

[visual stirrup]

Whenever some video essay talks about the history of an online phenomena, I get sad whenever they mention internet forums that don't exist anymore
Large swathes of culture are forever lost to us

[fresh rose]

God giveth and god taketh

[visual stirrup]

obligatory

[pastel quartz]

4chan in its prime days

where its pumping out creepypastas rather than talking about pedophelic and terroristic shit

[fresh rose]

Talking abt

Am i gae
Gaest shit youve ever heard

[pastel quartz]

thats what it boils down to

[final cedar]

there's projects trying to bring simple machines forum to web3

[minor cypress]

When spectating raids and fresh oc still dropped, ylyl had actual ylyl

[final cedar]

especially IPFS hosted SMF would be awesome

[minor cypress]

For real

[minor cypress]

The og matrix movies and games legit shaped my personality and career choices. Its maybe 40% of the reason i got into IT and cybersecurity

And now its shit

[final cedar]

I want to see some alternative to reddit and discord for a while already. sadly selfhosting is really limiting the amount of users possible compared to data hungry giants like that

500k users on a SMF phpBB forum?

[minor cypress]

Hitting up the homies on mumble and teamspeak while lurking irc

[final cedar]

yeah, levels of comfy never achieved since

[fresh rose]

What made me want to get into IT bullshit is those videos of people saying you will doxx them cus they are shit talking you in video game, but instead of it being faked and acted out you actually do it

Now im just rotting in space and staring at phone

I wanna program softwar

[final cedar]

I've talked to notch via a IRC server once

[minor cypress]

The good olden days of cod lobbies, xbox voice DMs and wireshark

[fresh rose]

I lied I want 3 indie games to my name by 30 or Im killing myself

[minor cypress]

I used to lurk the irc for the equivalent exchange mc modpack back in the day just to learn about the modpack

[fresh rose]

The life goal

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/7a9wJIhq2J8?si=VnvgS5RYxanMSx7o

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-gigacat-cat-mewing-mogging-gif-12429734670640119345

[visual stirrup]

the rizz cat

[solar obsidian]

meowing (mewing)

[pastel quartz]

did that cat just mog me

[pastel quartz]

jordan barett

blud really said 🤫🧏‍♂️

[solar obsidian]

i had to google that name

the cat does look like him

[pastel quartz]

nah

thats a mewing cat

[pastel quartz]

its so over, I have overbite🙏😭

[solar obsidian]

[final cedar]

at least you're not giving those genetics to the next generation

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1081957175372566628.webp

new invincible episodes look good

[solar obsidian]

[final cedar]

It's so funny that Nolan ||fucked a bug||

[pastel quartz]

its possible I am

[pastel quartz]

who's nolan and why did he fuck a bug

[pastel quartz]

also like, where do you watch invincible, or did you actually buy amazon prime?

[fresh rose]

One has ways

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bzTvv.gif

[fresh rose]

I found the ring of power with the help of galabrimbor and now were watching shows for a certain quite affordable price

[pastel quartz]

you actually paid for amazon prime?

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/u3zBi9kL4y.gif

sorry

[fresh rose]

That means no!

[pastel quartz]

oh you didnt

good

[final cedar]

but yes. I have a prime subscription which saves me roughly 1200 / year in order fees