#🎪bruh-fart
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I pulled up the driveway in my lifted Powerstroke, but noticed something was immediately off...... I could hear someone rifling through the gym bag in the 2nd floor kitchen. I knew it wasn't family or friends, I play Tarkov for fun.
I rushed to the unlocked military weapons crate sitting outside my garage, a shiny new AK-103 inside. I bust down the front door with my boot, sure to catch anyone inside off guard. No movement on first floor, but I could Immediately pinpoint the location of the thief after hearing him swallow a single Ibuprofen upstairs. Knowing his position, I could confidently push up the stairs, firing periodically in his direction to keep him from pushing out of the room.
Ears ringing from the 15 rounds I fired walking up the staircase, I can still hear him in the master bathroom. Learning from the single most effective room clearing tactic in Tarkov, I throw 7 grenades into the bathroom to get him to push out of cover, but no dice. All the grenades landed in the small trashcan next to the toilet, He's entirely untouched. I sprint in front of the door sill 3 times to try and pinpoint his position. After winding up my Heelys, i roll into the room at 27 miles per hour and shoot him in the face, catching him completely off-guard.
Burglar dispatched, I exfil out the hole in the fence behind my house, playing Geneburn to celebrate.
!unlock
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
Tarkov is ASS
Its the biggest dumpster fire i wish was better.
moatofalltime, your new nickname is Meridian
The bones are good. It just has classic slav dev issues
Hoe come back tomorrow
Ever listened to any a perfect circle?
all them yes
including pucifer
Water purifier
👀
Vol 8 and 9 and 10 just got dispatched
Ok mwadi
Gustafor freagn
yes
cut back on it
I have
I haven’t had caffeine for a week had major withdraws
now I drink it
it makes me eepy
Gae af
Dunno I am not a dietologist
how long until withdrawls went away

I need to reduce my tolerance
They didn’t
Basically caffeine withdraws quicker in your body than usual

Fuck
So yeah
I would. But working 12s is a bitch
i think best would be to gradually cut down caffeine rather than doing 0 at the start
Yep. Night shift baby
Nah i gotta be like guts and go cold Turkey to build character
So guts' beast of darkness is his caffeine withdrawal hallucinations

Bro that is literally why I began going to the gym
Eventually
I got body dysmorphia from berserk
this macho is kawaii and makes my kokoro go doki doki
Gym weebs hit different
addiction
Mf will bench 2 of you then drive away in their riced out car thats themed after their waifu
Yuh
Ikr
Some mfs go demon time

caffeine addicts on their way to collapse cause they didn't drink their daily monster
Monster has to little
Refer to caffeine chart
I once drank redbull
How you know you're in too deep, you minmaxing your caffiene intake
I do
Same
never had caffiene
Energy drink for each day
Wake up, addy, 200 mg caffiene, breakfast. Wait to kick in
Feel human. Do work. Water inbetween
Empty stomach + magnesium
Trust
French press for life
You can't just force yourself awake?
He works 12h shifts
I meant that combo + addy. Its a potentiator
Obligation dont trust brainfart pharma
Is the money worth it, at least?
idk ask him
Only through sheer panic and waking up fully after an hour of work
Ya money is good and the gig is usually chill
That’s good
The pay is for when it isn't + night shift curse
These youtube espresso bros got me considering all kinds of bullshit to buy
True
your better off asking the schiozs at quora
Nah, cybersecurity
he doesn't know
did you experience an immediate iq increase
Indeed
It's relaxed until someone yoinks all the data. Then your ass is fired.
In actuality I experienced excessive psychological need for physical exercise at the sports club.
LOL
im goin to my gym rn
"Mr president, theres been a second ransomeware attack"
jim chilling
I took like 1 CS class I’m not that
Techy
What you hitting bro?
People
my head
Off the wall
boutta splatter this bitch over the floor 🔥
LOL
Working your head at the gym?
Looksmaxxing I see
i guess you could call it that
im putting it under 100 kgs of weight and dropping it. thats what kids these days call bonesmashing

don’t die
run like David goggins
lightweight bsbbyyyy
YEAAHHH BUDDY
Fallen victim
Markus Rühl best
He should have gotten that Mr. olympia
Ah yes, Yosuf
Brainfart vibe
cocaine 1kg:
anyway its raining like shit outside
Hardstyle
fuckin annoying!!!
im gonna get off the bus in like 2 mins so imma have to deal with the rain for a lil
Hell, Hardcore fucking dabs on that shitty slop too
Anyways final set of incline bench press then I go home from jim
Have fun
Bruh
I just got an email saying a package is arriving tomorrow
"no one orders me around" 😡
Ner'zhul on his throne in the meanwhile 
"No one orders me around"
Tichondrius: Arthas do this
Arthas: oke doke
hi Alex
gwah
@lone cedar I am terrified to do under the burning sky dude
30 whole minutes holding out
Whilst I get bum rushed by 3 bases
is that where u have to hold of archimonde i forgot lol
i didnt play wc3 since i last spoke to u
It's most likely made in abyss volume 5
As the email says the order was announced on the 11th(a day after I ordered volume 5) but I just got the email

moatofalltime, your new nickname is Lonewolf
moatofalltime, your new nickname is Testtest
bros 4 days behind
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
Late but yes
hello
Aite.
Actually no thats
The final night elf level
This one u hold off against 3 human bases as they try to kill kel'thuzad
Whilst he summons squid face
damn
Damn i need to get to that part
Im playing dying light 2
using a glitched weapon
Smokin on dat mwadi pack
to 1 shot bosses
he's fucking ugly
mf got no friends
Daytrip took it to ten
They were not online today
No need to lie
are they ever?
We're in brainfart after all
He's already dead don't need to keep roasting
No one here has friends
tf?
SMOKING ON THAT MWADI PACK SMOKING ON THAT MWADI PACK 🤣 🚬
https://medal.tv/games/dying-light-2/clips/21K1heSSwIo--s/d1337jq5MtZD?invite=cr-MSx3c3AsMTY4MTc2OTA4LA
Chotto matte
Watch chotto matte and millions of other Dying Light 2 videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Japanese guy
Japan
guehhg
what do you mean he's dead
Banned obv
He was smited, did u not see lol banned
@pale ingot for u sir
why?
idk. maybe all these year in hood is giving me headache
You ain't built for these streets cj
brainrot
downloaded war htunder on differnt pc
moving it to this one from a flashdrive
i wonder if it works
leaked documents once again

ok almost 1 shot
Badass emo werewolf posting
Anyone here an intrusive speaker
moatofalltime, your new nickname is Justin
Beaver
@grizzled meadow bastardi 
moatofalltime, your new nickname is Ooooo
Who
Doordash 30% coupon if you say easter

alex of course
With yo big ahh
i love this scene
thats the only reason i said that 
AC when they were based
Very funny
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
i am silly
people be so damn nice at the gym damn
random dude just helped me out on my form for lat pulldowns
based gymgoer
w< gwonna opwen some loowt boxies >w<
he wants you
Mario Judah big ahh aint drop no music fr
ion want him bur hes chill
he wants to make gachi movies with ham
is that old mwadi pfp

remember : cock
it is
@heavy peak @grizzled meadow
but its imploded
it was special...
Was that before he 'transitioned'?

Me and the bots when the brainwashed helldivers try to invade malevelon creek
yeah
FUcking hell
back when he was based
i dont think he was based, i think he was a child who was granted mod, that never ends well
thats why you will stay exiled
April 2022
FUCK IT WAS 2 YEARS?
I womder how long ive been exiled so far
not true, he was actually a really useful addition to our team, he helped us a lot with setting up bots and the channel in general
ironic
2 FUCKING YEARS
i said it never ends well
it started out fine maybe sure
noose
as he grew up , sadly he took a bad turn idk
He got banned in the end after he couldnt help / control himself
We got people reporting him over and over for weird / oversharing shit
Damn thats rough
like oversharing onlyfans
I still got no idea how did he go from this to Prostitution
pfff that was the tip of the iceberg
Ive seen that happen to a couple friends, wont go into detail tho since im sure alot of people already talked abt it lol
i know
Is this what living in russia does to people?
i know at lest a few main reasons but i wont divulge as it was private
i will respect him at least this way
it's his stuff
Anywho i hope they can find a better situation
I wont inquire on his private life
Nyan :3
Would you do it for some Walt Disney pictures?
i can send you 2 euro
No, this shit is serious
No, i am not a fan of Disney Princesses, they all became E thots in the end
sucky sucky 20 dolla
I got a 2014 limited edition cock and balls statue if you are interested
tbf if we think about it, Mwadi got fucked both literally and metaphorically
Look at this man, all about liberty.
Democracy
Wish i didnt have to learn about this in fucking brainfart 
Nya :3
Not like you can be anywhere else.
What got you to unfit to help?
Exactly my point, free me
Convinced newbies theres big sweaty men in x18
Petition to free Ezoni
There is tho
No, I shall embrace you with my gunk covered arms.
Free my boy Ezoni he aint dun nun
Exactly, unjust imprisonment
I got perma brainfart exile for posting my furcon pics iirc
wdym, there are big sweay men in x-18
deserved
Faputa is so silley :3
Exactly
ok, this is deserved
u needed to be contained
deserved
was it josta
Correct, now i post them here, speaking of TFF24 was last weekend and i have a whole slew of new furry pics to share
josta is not that based
Its been quite a while
mods mods! can we kill this perosn?
my entire upper body is gonna be cooked in 1-2 days but im just about done, gonna finish off with like a 10 min walk on ye treadmill and go homw
maybe aldo then
Im kidding
Someone here write all of the lyrics from the song "Don't like" by chief keef with no censorship
The only furry pic i might post is the fnaf concert mosh pit
No balls?
Hmm should we make brainfart exile restricted from posting pics
it can't be aldo

Should we punish them more
a furry calls you the n word
That will only make my power greater
Average furry convention in the baltics:
The server in general*
you just like him cus he gave you nitro
+support
He never gave me Nitro
And now for something completely unrelated
Lmao what if we made a handheld gau-8
this shall be documented
Gawwa
we will
the biggest fan of groks gawkpack
Oggi Alle meets ughh ...whatever the fuck it says there
I'm a big fan of going to Milsim west but eastern Europeans do it for real just for the lols I swear
milsim is great with blanks
That is a stalker milsim
I would fuck you
p!oggialle
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Tragic
I think making something like milsim west in europe would be a fucking nightmare
Literally the most useful person we came across who setup the server bot wise.
Too bad life happened
There's plenty of Milsim events in US but they always happen on the coast states and it's a pain to fly Everytime I want to go
I wanna go on there and be a stroker
I meanS
STALKER
But same thing in the end
Milsim players when war :
Im still convinced games like ARMA are to psyop people into joining the military
There was a case in Lithuania when some milsimmers got Swatted by our counter terror unit
Amyway
love me some
Completely justified
Chicken burrito time
Yippeee!!!
It is a good anti-war thing cause arma is literally a walking somulator
Like
90% of things there
"Dude call your hits"
"HES GOT A GUN 💥 "
I will eat that burrito
Sushi time
Maldi truly deserves an o7
Don't you dare.
They simply got some of their ribs broken after being forcefully faceplanted
Lemme find the video
Elite dangerous reference
Whar
cumpot?
i mean компот?
The coolest experience I ever had at Milsim west was a person pulling out a cased laptop and antenna and tracking down an enemy squad by picking up their unencrypted radio coms
Cool
Shit was wild, like actual James Bond shit I didn't think was real
Actual EW
COMPOT BĂ PROSTULE
:flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan (română)
⬇️
COMPOT YOU STUPID
Thats like the fucking water drip torture but for people with ADHD
I found the video btw, it is in Lithuanian and has no arresting footage
KURWA!!!
make them only able to respond with reacting
12 asmenų bandymas pažaisti šratasvydį netoli Vilniaus esančiuose miškuose pasibaigė net neprasidėjęs. Juos išguldė „Aro“ kovotojai. Populiarų žaidimą, kai žaisliniais ginklais imituojami koviniai veiksmai, susiruošę žaisti vyrai, vietiniams gyventojams pasirodė grėsmingi. Jie ne tik turėjo ginklų imitacijas, bet ir dalis jų vilkėjo rusų desanti...
Banned
see even xela knows youre moldovan

fake
Cockpot
@narrow lotus
Wait did mwadi share onlyfans or did he have an of
banned
tuz gurita matii
There should be more unique punishments, I feel like I've been auto banned from so many servers for the littlest shit it's annoying that banning is the immediate thing
Shit took too long to make
its the nword
Mostly because chicken was marinating... Then breading
Public humiliation
For such a small portion?
who was breading the chicken?
And creation of pay gorn of them
I've made 6
Still have chicken left
Out of tortillas
I said someone's bunny was full of protein and going in the stewpot and immediately got banned for "disgusting behavior" from a server I'd been in for like 3 years
That's a nice amount of burrito.
That was a great experience
i get all the women(I have never visually seen a woman in my life)
dw they don't wanna see u visually either

This ain't no meowmachine cooking
They dont exist
Lunch 😋
Thats mean
Did someone say meow?
A real man is next to the stove this time
This guy is living in Themyscira but for men.
wait
where is meowmachine
i dont remember
What's tjat
did she get banned
Island where amazons live.
she left got bless
This chat is now in manul mode
manure
realised she cant bait shit in here so moved on to greener pastures
I order stuff from amazon 
All my friends get banned
got bless
Atleast Zoro is back
damn did the romanians steal the D?
Every person in here that I despise gets BANNED
I hate everyone in here wether I know you or not
already in my carriage on its way to Bucharest market
you lost Ukrainian

Just steal the necromomicon
Paying Falco to ban people eh?
I mean, naturally yeah.
But money is hard to get when you are unemployed
And the bb gun tactic don't always work
So
sucky sucky 20 dolla
True
Me finally coming back and trying to decipher whos still here
Its fucking whiplash
who are u
I have you added on discord so you are also my best friend in real life and totally a real friend
haven't thought of a regarded nickname yet
Are you restarded?
memeg7837, your new nickname is Leonard
moatofalltime, your new nickname is System
He's literally me
no im retarded idiot
Don't call me and idiot cause i'm a bit acoustic
That's just mean dude
okay idot
Restard
Nicknames are fine, its pfp that messes me up
Like i know you're always the turban-jack
Nah
I hate it when my headphones look at me weird so I have to snap them in half bruh
never seen me either, I'm fairly new here tbh
You remind me of ryry in his early brainfart days
Nah but I know him
Yeah flop is new. I thought you were floppa at first or something
He's next
If he's on the server then not banned
WRONG

Autism

When madirex got banned( 🤣 🚬 ) it also said he wasn't banned until like 4 hours later for me
moatofalltime, your new nickname is Dark
Going back to the classic nickname ig
Catboyo is still alive i think?
yep
Thats the one that only says hi and postz cat photos, then leaves
Something like 3 months ago
I heard great things.
truly
we are in a new age of brainfart
Posting some extra dumb shit

(I did not, I just know you were banned cause some guy said zoro unbanned after madi got banned)
i must see
where we can post facebook quality memes, our mothers would post
What does one have to do to get back? Wait a couple months and reappeal or someting more special? 
sometimes i still hear Madi 

cornflakes are te best

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👏
If it's a sound thing, I don't get sounds in general
bob
miku
Your setup is weak.
You should revert back to WindowsXP.
Stfu my setup consist of stolen parts from chinese cargo ships you aint got shit on me
brgsrayttee eouu auuoo iiruuu uueuu.... my arms and back are gonna explode tomorrow
i mightve overdone it
steal better
Sign a donation form.
I'm not romanian
nuh uh
i could teach you but you're not romanian
oh shig
my bus is here
im out nerds
I could teach you in the art of mass genocide
done
under there
Under where
I see it, it's right there.
ha made you say underwear

wake up server hamptar
Tarkov players : YO THIS SHIT META ASF 🔥
german main 
not my account
Best NATION GERMANY NUMBER #1
i usualyl play italy
Tigers and mice are fwiends in germany :3
That ain't shit. Check this out.

crazy?
No.
i was crazy once
haha he made you say underwear

deez wear
I'll show you my balls for the right price
Insider ball trading
100 bucks and i'll cut em off and send them to you
I can regrow them
Cod points?
On cod
say "eye" then spell "map" and then say "ness"

Eye m a p ness 
Dude you totally got me with that
Year of being a penis

However, it was still base design by a german inline 6
so Franz should be around there somwhere
Base ye, but they fine tuned it 
Ugh
Have to go to sleep in an hour... But i soo don't want to
KANYEEEE
Take like 20 benadryls lmaooo
Monke
Basically perfection
German Designed , Japanese built

Chug 2 liters of vodka
Already downed the burritos i've made, and dark Manhattan
Also I don't drink vodka
It fucking sucks
No fun 
rekt
Me
What porn addiction does to a mf(gordon freeman edition)
gordon freegooner
goondon freeman even
donning the gooning garb
make spells not war
Out of bourbon
Hydro
yuh
oooh
Diary of Jane
I'll check it out when I can
need to open this
REALLY carefully
otherwise I go deaf
spotify loves blasting music at full volume if u just use this
nah got it open
listening to it rn
Get some
is good so far but I swear I heard
these guys b4
they sound familar
not the song but the singers
Send some
Yeah probably have from shinedown
What about "So Cold"?
I don’t listen to much from them

Basically the only bangers
I got disappointed when i downloaded the full album, expecting it to sound like diary of jane
But most of the songs sounded like whining 
@tidal trellis if I send you a band
Can you tell me what type of band they are
Without googling it
Same for you s5
It shocks most people if they don’t Google it
Skillet
I would not be able to guess at all
What kinda band are they
Christian band?
Damn
😵💫
Bro
But I like how they do their music
It’s like
Christian but you can also listen to it and not have the Christian parts?
I'm very picky with music, I'm open to any and all genre buts, but out of like lets say out a album, I'll probably only like 1-2 songs
With this song it’s like
If you are a love one suffers from a gambling addiction let me know, i need more gambling buddies
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Literally demon hunter
Fit for a king
will check it in a bit
muslims already have nasheed, they dont need rock
when we play dying light sure

Fell for the trap
Average day of a #1096844082774540563 regular
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@split canyon, you have dementia
Banned
Fr
Fucking embarrassing
Guy's worse than mars
Thats what she said
in a perfect world...
a man like me…
hasan is not president of turkey
he might be popular
The CLASSIC
la creatura

fuck this channel
BIG MONEY DELIGHT
BIG MONEY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
💥 💥 💥
The video isn’t loading, by did the dude just screencapture someone elses video and proudly posted it on twitter?
its funny
idk how it doesnt work for you, are you on mobile?
no, im banned from twitter
wtf

its actually worse than you think
because its not for trolling
its for unforgivable crime of being born in Russia
Acually judging by that prewiew i wouldn’t give this guy my view, i would give him my report for stealing
at least be subtle with it
i'll download and post it for you bro np
most sane twitter take
legend
hey oflin
i know you will check for your name sooner or later
so
get brainfarted 

Eee ee e
megalovania plays
2 sides
make it now
now
Marked One? Put your dick away Marked One, I'm not gonna have sex with you right now, Marked One
Plotwist: It's his goon folder
You're normal
you are sharted

got rickrolled via text but he is true
thank god i dont use tiktok or wharrever
my attention span is mostly intact
damn it


