#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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fading shuttle
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hes been working on a guillotine for a while

final cedar
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sure that's CJ

livid pond
fading shuttle
pale ingot
slender rock
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I have a capo now

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HMMMMMMMMM

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

strong eagle
pale ingot
fading shuttle
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off to kill myself

strong eagle
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Dumbass!!!

slender rock
slender rock
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like fucking CCCCCC

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All c's

final cedar
strong eagle
slender rock
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what happens when you completely miss the home keys for touch typing

pale ingot
fading shuttle
strong eagle
final cedar
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IRA still a terror org, weird meme hmm

pale ingot
pale ingot
pastel quartz
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thank god

strong eagle
final cedar
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funny s2cringe

strong eagle
pale ingot
slender rock
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first fucking song

fading shuttle
slender rock
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Sex pistols

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ah yes

strong eagle
fading shuttle
pale ingot
final cedar
strong eagle
slender rock
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need a different string gauge setup tho

strong eagle
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This is literally you guys.

slender rock
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I would assume a few would be flobby as fuck

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lowest string would be loose going from E to C

final cedar
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highest string gotta be tight enough to cut a mere mortals finger kekw

slender rock
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halfwounds I have (still sealed) might do it

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they're darddieroereos hybrids

strong eagle
pale ingot
slender rock
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fuck spelling that

final cedar
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what that mean?

livid pond
slender rock
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does what mean?

final cedar
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daddi oreos

strong eagle
slender rock
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brand

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of strings

river zealot
final cedar
slender rock
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d'addario is proper spelling

final cedar
livid pond
strong eagle
strong eagle
final cedar
slender rock
strong eagle
slender rock
slender rock
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less finger on these

final cedar
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that must feel nice

slender rock
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I haven't tried them yet

final cedar
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never thought about flat wound wire

slender rock
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yeah

livid pond
final cedar
slender rock
livid pond
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huh

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which one

slender rock
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granted I use Ernie BALLSACKs for bass

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but D'darieieieieieieeieieieieios for 6 six stringer

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I haven't changed either set of strings in awhile

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πŸ˜„

strong eagle
slender rock
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wooo

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DULL DEAD FUCKIN SOUND MAATE

livid pond
slender rock
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/convert 117.1 lbs to kg

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fuck

final cedar
# slender rock

Now I got 2 rolls of piano wire... is it bad to use the same thickness for 3 different strings? one is 30~ gauge the other around 15 I think. I barely play guitar so I have no reference

dreamy flaxBOT
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βš–οΈ 117.1lb (pounds) is equal to 53.116kg (kilograms)

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βš–οΈ 117.1lb (pounds) is equal to 53.116kg (kilograms)

final cedar
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what's that, max tension weight?

slender rock
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that's what that set of strings, meds wound nickel is

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total tension on two pieces of goddamn wood attached by 4 bolts

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or 6 if the you're considering the bridge, to tuner machine heads

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well screws that are kinda shallow into wood, on the bridge but yeah more or less

slender rock
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I think might be redundacy in notes

tidal trellis
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ow my back

slender rock
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but can be used?

tidal trellis
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I feel pain

slender rock
tidal trellis
slender rock
tidal trellis
placid sail
tidal trellis
placid sail
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the hair could easily grow on your back, idit

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look

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look with your pakistani eyes

tidal trellis
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Oh yeah true

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I am a idot

placid sail
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we must dip you in molten wax

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full body

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it's the only way

fading shuttle
tidal trellis
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hell no

placid sail
tidal trellis
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I'm not going near wax that shit hurt

placid sail
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it's either that

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or eternal back pain

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and soon, the whole body

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hair sprouting everywhere

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even teeth, eyes, bones

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choose, but choose quickly

tidal trellis
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I think the body pain is called poor health or growing old son

placid sail
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guess not choosing anything is a choice too

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may lord have mercy on you

tidal trellis
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May god have mercy on my wretched soul

river zealot
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@runic kernel have a cat

tidal trellis
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Car

craggy wigeon
upper axle
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Sup just woke up

river zealot
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@minor cypress

upper axle
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Ah

placid sail
eager igloo
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That's not meee

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Cousin Casper maybe

livid pond
livid pond
wheat kestrel
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What

glad carbon
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the kettle ones are top tier tho

heavy peak
wheat kestrel
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Why was Falco pinging me

livid pond
glad carbon
gleaming grove
wheat kestrel
glad carbon
wheat kestrel
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YOU CANT CALL ME THE WEAKEST NEWBIES CHAT MEMBER IF IM NOT IN NEWBIES FUCKSTICK

lunar brook
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And yet we manage

wheat kestrel
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Manage my nuts

livid pond
wheat kestrel
livid pond
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ball privileges revoked

wheat kestrel
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Go on. Take them from me.

livid pond
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"with your soft liberal hands"

wheat kestrel
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Exactly.

dreamy flaxBOT
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pensive6045, your new nickname is Reptile

wheat kestrel
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Scalie

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Scalie

prisma quiver
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What the fuck

ruby minnow
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they still don't allow posting porn

ruby minnow
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even tho alex is a mod

deep topaz
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its not porn

fluid coyote
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what is it then

deep topaz
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a handlebars meme

fluid coyote
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oh ok

prisma quiver
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It's cropped porn by the looks of it

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What do you mean

deep topaz
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those hands are at the wrong angle if he's poundin it

prisma quiver
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Brother

lunar brook
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Shes just getting her horns readjusted

prisma quiver
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It's so obviously cropped porn

robust cove
lunar brook
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From behind

deep topaz
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she's clothed

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it's fine

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laugh

cunning lance
prisma quiver
prisma quiver
deep topaz
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that rabbit has tits

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mods ban him

prisma quiver
deep topaz
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NIPPLESSSSS

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BAN HIM

prisma quiver
deep topaz
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jerboa so funny

deep topaz
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more like balding

prisma quiver
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You're not funny

tidal trellis
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I have yet to get a proper chuckle out of this chat

wheat kestrel
prisma quiver
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Like madirex

wheat kestrel
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I will neither confirm nor deny.

wheat kestrel
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something something the pink suit talks like the green goblin's mask

prisma quiver
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Regs interference unit

river robin
solar obsidian
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you're one of the strongest ones there now wdym

upper shore
fallow trellis
tidal trellis
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hors

river robin
tidal trellis
devout hull
river robin
tidal trellis
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oh okay

fading shuttle
solar obsidian
gusty tendon
placid sail
craggy wigeon
grizzled meadow
wheat kestrel
robust cove
upper shore
pale ingot
pale ingot
placid sail
devout hull
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Shame that the only person who didn't canonically get their S Ending is Cahara.

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Poor guy pulled the "escort Little Girl into becoming the god of funger" straw

placid sail
placid sail
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he gets the best thing in that setting instead

upper shore
pale ingot
remote vine
tidal trellis
pale ingot
devout hull
true sedge
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i got the game yesterday and its actually pretty good

devout hull
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Right below him is Marcoh.

true sedge
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dont generally like rpg maker stuff and it seems to have one of "those" types of communities

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surpassing a lot of my expectations rn tho

pale ingot
tulip ravine
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Hello

pale ingot
tidal trellis
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I'm going insane I've been listening to the same 1 song for half a hr now

craggy wigeon
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what song

remote vine
final cedar
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What's going on here?

tidal trellis
still phoenix
craggy wigeon
toxic sundial
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700$ tax return letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo

tidal trellis
craggy wigeon
tidal trellis
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ofc

craggy wigeon
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I'm more of a punk fan

final cedar
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Love end of evangelion kek2

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they're using the G11 POGGIES1

final cedar
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that will never not be funny kekw

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slapstick

waxen rover
prisma quiver
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nazughty word

inland jackal
prisma quiver
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Amazon is cruel

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Volume 7, 8, 9 and 10 of made in abyss will arrive before volume 5 and 6

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Cray cray

inland jackal
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It's also amazon, the guys that give you a paid service and still give you ads

molten osprey
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БРАВЬ Π’Π•Π§ΠΠžjokerge πŸ€™

inland jackal
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gunleft hush.

prisma quiver
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Moon runes

prisma quiver
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You will be oiled up by a tiny dominican man

waxen rover
solar obsidian
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charming fella

waxen rover
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!delight

split canyonBOT
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fading shuttle
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cus you are cringe

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but not cringe enough

solar obsidian
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hello would u like to become a helper

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we have the ability to ignore slowmode

fading shuttle
fading shuttle
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slowmode has been used about twice in brainfart

fading shuttle
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only place with slowmode that i can remember is newbies

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idk why you would wanna type more in there

solar obsidian
fading shuttle
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i get hard when i mislead someone new

solar obsidian
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depends

solar obsidian
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do u want it?

fading shuttle
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no

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i dont go outside of brainfart

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so i dont get to do it often

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:(

solar obsidian
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@grizzled meadow, new candite helper.

upper shore
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This guy looks, talks, and gestures exactly like the guy who says "I'm autistic as shit" but as a Navy SEAL

placid sail
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we are resuming the trade operation

solar obsidian
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also, you look so happy with your waifu and kid

placid sail
austere shadow
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My home city is actually included in the circle Hello

placid sail
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damning

final cedar
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@fading shuttle why you got rejected for a short while?

placid sail
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constant slav identity crisis

fading shuttle
final cedar
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oh

placid sail
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and this is you @grizzled meadow

solar obsidian
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i would never give alex brainfart reject role if he keeps spamming vtubers and incest game memes clueless

fading shuttle
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rest is kinda cringe

solar obsidian
placid sail
final cedar
placid sail
fading shuttle
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he is 33 now

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age is starting to get to him

placid sail
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when you're faster than light, then you're always in the dark...

final cedar
placid sail
placid sail
grizzled meadow
placid sail
final cedar
placid sail
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I will have to take your word for it, local anime cononceur

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it's just this particular fragment struck my elderly heart

austere shadow
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Crazy

placid sail
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metro knows all animays

solar obsidian
austere shadow
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The supreme captain

placid sail
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I'm not sorry

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it will happen again

final cedar
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Shinji waking up to Rei sitting on him in the cowgirl position is surely necessary to convey the story, right?

solar obsidian
solar obsidian
placid sail
final cedar
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you really gotta appreciate the hand vaginas

placid sail
solar obsidian
fading shuttle
placid sail
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and yes it is funny

solar obsidian
placid sail
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eh

solar obsidian
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smh

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how am i suppose to know if it was a repost

placid sail
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the trade caravan is leaving, that is all for today

solar obsidian
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im going to sleep too anyway

placid sail
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well I am still here

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it's the meme caravan that departed

solar obsidian
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whatever, i wanna sleep

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a mir mir

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gn bedge

placid sail
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
placid sail
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(you're still gonna be here for a while stupid Lithuanian)

placid sail
fading shuttle
placid sail
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sleep. now.

livid pond
final cedar
robust cove
fading shuttle
robust cove
final cedar
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I've seen this 20 years ago

hazy finch
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a gif of a skeleton with a massive BONEer is older than me

final cedar
primal leaf
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fuck wrong chat

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no one saw that :)

deep topaz
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whom has pinged me

tidal trellis
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I return, hello people

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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i just won an auction for a sweeper

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$2

fading shuttle
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same bro

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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yippee

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vacuum

tidal trellis
deep topaz
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you just missed out on the other bissel vacuum that sold for $2

deep topaz
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clean sweep on the auction boards

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wrong chat

narrow lotus
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hi schlepper

prisma quiver
pastel quartz
deep topaz
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danger

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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got da knives out

tidal trellis
glad carbon
tidal trellis
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Starting to call cats "car"

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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yes

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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fungi

deep topaz
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this is one interesting fungus

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bridal veil fungi

gusty willow
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You have this as well?

lunar brook
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#brainfungus

deep topaz
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#therotconsumes

gusty willow
deep topaz
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what news

lunar brook
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what news

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hes setting up the deez nuts joke i can feel it

minor cypress
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Also shalom brainfart

gusty willow
tidal trellis
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Going to bed, see you peoples

lunar brook
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madirexs ban?

gusty willow
tidal trellis
lunar brook
gusty willow
lunar brook
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we should recycle emote him for bringing it up

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fish

tidal trellis
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How about we fish react instead huh

deep topaz
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what?

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madi banned?

gusty willow
deep topaz
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when

gusty willow
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14 hrs ago

hard quartz
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my balls hurt

gusty willow
lunar brook
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β€œi have heard the news, im so sorry for you”
β€œwhat news”
β€œyou got diagnosed with sugma”

tidal trellis
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What's sugma clueless

gilded blade
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Mwadi banned and spacezoro is back????

tidal trellis
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It was a trade yes

lunar brook
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hostage trade

minor cypress
lunar brook
gusty willow
minor cypress
tidal trellis
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What is it

minor cypress
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Not really worth rehashing

tidal trellis
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Oh okay

livid pond
lunar brook
livid pond
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oh hi zoro welcome back loser

minor cypress
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Went full retard, posted a combo rule breaking offense.

lunar brook
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brainfarted too hard

minor cypress
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Shalom pensive

gilded blade
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If you owe $10,000 or more in mwadi taxes do not call the IRS alone call the mwadi doctor now!

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scary....

gusty willow
livid pond
tidal trellis
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Soo many rule breaks in a row

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Did you have a schizophrenic day or someshit

gilded blade
lunar brook
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@minor cypress are you aware that your grave is doing mad numbers

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record breaking

minor cypress
tidal trellis
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Man woke up on the WRONG side of bed that morning

minor cypress
tidal trellis
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Okay now I for real go to bed

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Cya

gusty willow
glad carbon
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just like a montage of shit that breaks the rules

fading shuttle
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He was just a bit silly officer

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He didn't know he was breaking any rules

lunar brook
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fake

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they would never sell more than one

minor cypress
fading shuttle
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They tried to sell 15

minor cypress
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Im not gonna deny that

fading shuttle
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But only managed 12

gusty willow
fading shuttle
fading shuttle
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Dlc soon so expect both it and the dlc to never go on sale

gusty willow
gusty willow
deep topaz
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woah we had another ban wave and I wasn't banned???

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that's nuts

fading shuttle
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Never on sale

gusty willow
fading shuttle
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I just saw Bloodborne

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It wasn't on sale

gusty willow
gleaming grove
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I see

fading shuttle
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Cus it isn't on pc Yet

gusty willow
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I think it was a ban

fading shuttle
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Please

gleaming grove
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this place's feminine has reduce

fading shuttle
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Good

gusty willow
gleaming grove
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but not weeb

fading shuttle
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We need burly strong MEN

fading shuttle
gusty willow
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Now let's get the French chick outta here

gleaming grove
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don't think we need mass and bulk

fading shuttle
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Nuh uh

gusty willow
gleaming grove
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aight then

gusty willow
fading shuttle
feral kiln
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I am back and with expert tools

atomic crane
tulip ravine
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Hello chat

storm stream
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are yall good?? wth

storm stream
austere shadow
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How did he do this

atomic crane
# storm stream are yall good?? wth

While Brian was hanging on the street near Roman's Taxi Depot in Hove Beach, under the influence of cocaine, he encountered Niko Bellic, eventually giving him $100, after mocking Niko's accent. This encounter is meant to be more of an introduction to random character missions, than being an actual mission.

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storm stream
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damn

minor cypress
proud torrent
austere shadow
minor cypress
austere shadow
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Ye I'm kidding

deep topaz
minor cypress
tulip ravine
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Oh shit zoro

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Nice to see you back from the gulag big man

fleet shoal
minor cypress
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Fuck i got alotta things to read up on

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Shoutout to the believers, yall are real ones. gigachadhandshake

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Too many to list, but i see you

upper axle
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wb i guess?

minor cypress
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How've you been

upper axle
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been alright

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getting my life more on track, a little at a time

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still yapping it up most days, just not here usually

minor cypress
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Nice, just take it a day at a time.

upper axle
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yee

minor cypress
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Still need to get brainfart together for barotrauma eventually, but been too busy going through steam backlog

deep topaz
minor cypress
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I need to catch up on the season. Been jumping between this and that one anime about dudes eating monsters in a dungeon

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Cozy shows

glad carbon
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@final cedar just reached the cop episode

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holy hell

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what a good episode

wheat kestrel
gleaming grove
gleaming grove
deep topaz
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my homie is still sleeping in my bed and i'm tired. do i wake him up and throw him out or do we homie snuggle

glad carbon
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homie snuggle

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back to back

deep topaz
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roger that

young fulcrum
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Been meaning to pick up Barotrauma at some point, but other games keep coming up sooner.

How good is it?

minor cypress
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Dudes on a sub in the ocean. Get jobs, do missions, survive and upgrade sub. Try not to die inbetween.

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Solo is rough, its more meant to be played with friends.

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You get to upgrade the sub, worry about electronic and mechanic repairs/fuel usage/etc.

young fulcrum
pale ingot
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damn.. I'd play brainfart baro

final cedar
final cedar
pastel quartz
rancid iris
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brainfart barotrauma sounds like a horrible idea and i’m here for it

minor cypress
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In the flesh

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Hows it been in cali purgatory?

deep topaz
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and y'all think I'm bad

pale ingot
glad carbon
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ham why are you asking what servers

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are you tryna join em

pale ingot
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no

deep topaz
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that's exactly what he's doing

pale ingot
glad carbon
minor cypress
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Keep that cringe contained wherever it is

pale ingot
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french haters in the chat

solar obsidian
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if ADHD is so popular, then where is AD4k?

deep topaz
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aint played stalfart in a minute

minor cypress
river zealot
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I farted the brain

solar obsidian
river zealot
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Hello zoro hello delight

solar obsidian
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hey hey peepohi

pale ingot
solar obsidian
eager igloo
pale ingot
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We outsourced it to 3 year old chinese factory workers, update will have to wait until theyre 18, sry

glad carbon
narrow lotus
minor cypress
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It had so much potential and they fumbled so hard

narrow lotus
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aye i saw some videos about it , they killed the game ez

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300 players at some point

pale ingot
minor cypress
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300? Damn thats sad

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I spent so much time on pd2

pale ingot
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does pd2 atleast still recieve updates

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because they fucked pd3

deep topaz
glad carbon
minor cypress
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Looks like it. Last patch was 12/2023

pale ingot
deep topaz
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they're still trying to patch in day 1 features

pale ingot
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aye but did they patch their fuckin servers. last i recall they were tweaking, idk if it was just the sheer traffic fucking their servers or not

deep topaz
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all the stuff not checked still isn't in

pale ingot
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loadout renaming.

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vote kicks.

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vote. kicks.

deep topaz
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their servers killed themselves for the first week on release because their server hoster shit the bed

pale ingot
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ok fuck pd3

atomic crane
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quickplay

pale ingot
deep topaz
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yes

atomic crane
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you're telling me PD3 didnt bring back the mission map

pale ingot
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naw

deep topaz
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no

atomic crane
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that shit was dope

pale ingot
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its so over

deep topaz
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instead of building on top of their PD2 foundation they decided to just...do new stuff

atomic crane
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PD2 was so dope

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i wish i had played the first game back in its heyday

pale ingot
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PD2 was hard

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as in hardass game

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not difficulty necessarily

atomic crane
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i would grind max difficulty bank stealth runs

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depends on what u did, ye

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loud max difficulty was HARD

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especially on certain maps

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when i was about 15 or 16 me and my friends would get on there and tweak the fuck out

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min-maxed reflexes

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im only 23 but i feel like i went from tweaker to 40 year old in terms of how good i am at shooters

deep topaz
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you're a year older than me

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old fart

atomic crane
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though to be fair it was only a few years ago that i was topping the scoreboard in every match on titanfall 2

pale ingot
atomic crane
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i guess i do okay

pale ingot
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(i play spy so)

atomic crane
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i suck at tf2 lmao so i just focus on the objective rather than killserking

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people on 2fort servers would piss their pants because i would spam intelligence runs as scout

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"DUDE STOP"

deep topaz
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i fucking hate those guys

atomic crane
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they're always the sniper players

glad carbon
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what was that one tf2 video

atomic crane
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its either that or like trying to rack up kills or something

glad carbon
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sleepless or some shit

glad carbon
atomic crane
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no sleep

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?

glad carbon
atomic crane
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that's after my time

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i was hoping you were going to talk about some 2012-era gmod poop

glad carbon
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i was 2016 gmod

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i watched asdf gmod shit

pale ingot
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i like trains

atomic crane
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i like turtows

glad carbon
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no not that

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sorry i meant the asdfs

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apparently they're different

atomic crane
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i dont know either tbh

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that's a lie

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i know both actually

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its coming back to me

glad carbon
atomic crane
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my gmod viewing started in like the end of 2008 when i started watching the gmod idiot box

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maybe 2009

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then there were some other channels i frequented, kitty0706 for example in late 2009 or 2010 until his demise around 2014 or 2015

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RIP the goober btw

deep topaz
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kitty will live on

atomic crane
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elliot goes to school

deep topaz
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i loved that series

atomic crane
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i was like "hey this guy draws human-wolf hybrid character things that's pretty quirky and cool"

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and then i learned about furries in like 2013

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maybe earlier

gleaming grove
pale ingot
river zealot
glad carbon
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hi memeg

atomic crane
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holy shit elliot goes to school has 3.2 million views now

river zealot
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Hi frog

atomic crane
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this is crazy i never noticed how many views some of his poops got

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29 million

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brother

glad carbon
pale ingot
minor cypress
# river zealot

Cute video. I wonder how stunted the cats development will be being raised by a dog

deep topaz
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cat will be stanced tf out and bark

river zealot
pale ingot
upper shore
waxen rover
gleaming grove
dreamy flaxBOT
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spice7, your new nickname is Bolitas

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
solar obsidian
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yes

pastel quartz
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solomon or something

solar obsidian
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salami aleikum

minor cypress
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I guess. I just know its a jewish dude saying shalom. Haven't seen the show yet

pale ingot
solar obsidian
minor cypress
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I've seen clips from it. Anyone watched shogun yet?

pale ingot
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i don't watch any shows or movies, most i do is read manga

atomic crane
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a named ultramarine

gleaming grove
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I do believe a random Helldiver bloke can defeat a Space Marine

gusty willow
gleaming grove
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πŸ—Ώ

atomic crane
atomic crane
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just call all of your orbital lasers and 500kg bombs on him

pale ingot
gleaming grove
atomic crane
gleaming grove
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So they can carpet bomb a planet with 500kg bomb if they want to

atomic crane
gleaming grove
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And the best of all

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Your own ship also contains multiple other Helldivers

pale ingot
gleaming grove
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Who is going to die

atomic crane
pale ingot
gleaming grove
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They are all gonna die but there is endless source of patriots anyway

atomic crane
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a whole rack of frozen bodies for you to commandeer in the event of your death

pale ingot
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based

gleaming grove
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They all wear same shit

pale ingot
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so, stormtroopers?

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but cooler?

gleaming grove
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Pretty much

pale ingot
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based

atomic crane
gleaming grove
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They are stormtrooper except they hit shit

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And more competent

solar obsidian
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@narrow lotus

pale ingot
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and patriotic

atomic crane
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more like deathtroopers

pale ingot
gleaming grove
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I wonder if you throw the grand army of the republic against Helldivers

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Who would win

atomic crane
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the republic

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no question

gleaming grove
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Very based

pale ingot
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who would win
hydrogen bomb
1(one)helldiver

gleaming grove
atomic crane
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imagine the helldivers galactic map but it's the entire outer ring occupied by one faction, and every day the next ring toward earth is taken by the enemy

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lmao

atomic crane
gleaming grove
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I kinda wonder how did super earth shit out so many ppl for helldiver

minor cypress
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Helldivers wish they could match space marines lol

pale ingot
atomic crane
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they dont match space marines

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but a helldiver could theoretically take one out

minor cypress
#

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Astartes Ani...

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Worth a watch if you have the time

atomic crane
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i love astartes

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agreed

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one of these monsters is still getting BTFO by my aimbotting orbital laser

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or railcannon

minor cypress
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This was the one video that convinced me 40k wasn't as cringe as the fanbase makes it

atomic crane
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or railgun for that matter

glad carbon
atomic crane
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nah i think an astartes could believably mitigate a recoilless round

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but a rail shot would destroy him

glad carbon
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headshot would bust em

gleaming grove
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Railgun headshot should kill a space marine yeh

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Even body shot would deal a significant damage

solar obsidian
atomic crane
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space marines are pretty OP man, i wouldnt be surprised if they could make a recoilless ricochet

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or hit something nonfatal

gleaming grove
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Well they are op as the writer made them to

minor cypress
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I think the whole idea of space marines is being godly/OP and still barely being strong enough against psyker/tyranid/space horrors

atomic crane
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i imagine it like this: he's running toward you (space marine running toward you is already a terrifying thought) and you have one ability you can use before he reaches you

gleaming grove
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Space Marines vs Goku

atomic crane
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the helldiver at max level can use a railcannon shot

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or orbital laser

gleaming grove
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I still cant wrap my head around how a space marine can run at normal human speed

atomic crane
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anything else, the marine will probably tank or get away from

gleaming grove
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Also

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I guess power washing is still a thing in 40K

atomic crane
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cant space marines run at like peak human speed

minor cypress
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Lemme find the wiki

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It takes a considerable amount of time to transform normal humans into Space Marines. They receive implants known as gene-seed which transform their bodies and give them superhuman abilities - making them capable of spitting corrosive venom, absorbing the memories of the dead by eating their flesh, darkening their skin to protect it from radiat...

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There is some ridiculously detailed lore for them

minor cypress
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Its like master chief on space roids with the power of god

atomic crane
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literal demigods, built piece by piece into a horrific war machine, and then put into a powered suit of armor

gleaming grove
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I wonder if reading 40k manual

gleaming grove
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Is like reading DD manual

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It looks so in depth

minor cypress
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Its stupidly in-depth

gleaming grove
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So they weight like a ton

minor cypress
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The tl;dr for 99% of space marine things is just "nah they'd win"

gleaming grove
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And still able to ditch out 35-45 mph

pale ingot
minor cypress
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With armor. Without armor? Who knows

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Not to mention whatever skittle flavor of space marine having unique attributes.

pale ingot
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crackhead tweaker space marine running at 100 mph

minor cypress
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One of their main enemies is orks, who are even more OP because if enough of them think something, it happens.

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No matter how dumb or impossible it is.

pale ingot
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orbital ork cannon

minor cypress
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Paper shaped like sword? Get enough of them to believe in it, it'll cut through anything.

pale ingot
atomic crane
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between which, all of my stratagems are landing on his head

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and he cant dodge them

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even with 1 life i think a helldiver could still make it a tie by getting a railcannon stratagem down before getting flattened

gleaming grove
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Spacemarine vs fortnite character

minor cypress
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Spacemarine would die of cringe on contact

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Its too powerful

placid sail
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trim your foreskin?

atomic crane
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nah would copulate

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i can fix her

gleaming grove
placid sail
gleaming grove
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I like how average life expectancy of a guardsman is 5 minutes

quartz ridge
atomic crane
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space marines vs genestealers in belisarius cawl was kind of depressing

pale ingot
placid sail
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while there is a lot of worldbuilding in terms of power and abilities for spacemarines and other critters of the setting, said setting have a rare nasty illness called "but then he activated his super shield that blocked his unblockable super attack and he won" so the entire wankery over precise stats is pretty much meaningless because the only thing that decides who wins in the fluff books and novels is the writer

solar obsidian
atomic crane
placid sail
atomic crane
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we go by the trend line, not the individual highs or lows

placid sail
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still pretty vague

atomic crane
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well yeah but not that vague

solar obsidian
placid sail
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I think he has plenty of his own, but he'll probably appreciate trying other's vintage

solar obsidian
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a sign of good fate between friends

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would u like some too?

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so this is how it feels to be khaytiil...

placid sail
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not quite there yet