#πͺbruh-fart
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sure that's CJ
mmmm knee
mmmmm calves
What is it with you guys and killing yourselves?
Could you not?
got it
capo acquisition... go cook
off to kill myself
Dumbass!!!
all the weird chooning
IRA still a terror org, weird meme 
they're outsourcing our fucking women
So is the UK 
dear god
funny 
They are Importing Hoes
Iβm using βpunkβ as a general term here as there are some proto-punk and post-punk songs included. Inspired by the likes of The Velvet Underground, I'm tuning all strings to 'C'. Lou Reed, main singer and songwriter of the Velvet Underground, came up with the idea of tuning all strings to the same note on some of their early songs. Other bands s...
first fucking song
He should have an entire loaf of bread.
too bad, she doesnt care
I just had an entire loaf of bread
is that every string tuned to an octave higher? All in C?
yeah
need a different string gauge setup tho
This is literally you guys.
I would assume a few would be flobby as fuck
lowest string would be loose going from E to C
highest string gotta be tight enough to cut a mere mortals finger 

fuck spelling that
what that mean?
does what mean?
daddi oreos
Idk, ask women.

d'addario is proper spelling
banger coverart 
but i dont want to talk to a woman
Your problem, not mine.
@final cedar https://www.daddario.com/products/guitar/electric-guitar/xl-half-rounds/ehr370-half-rounds-medium-11-49/
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neat
less finger on these
that must feel nice
I haven't tried them yet
never thought about flat wound wire
yeah
you should probably stop using that word 
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granted I use Ernie BALLSACKs for bass
but D'darieieieieieieeieieieieios for 6 six stringer
I haven't changed either set of strings in awhile
π
I'm not one so I won't.
Now I got 2 rolls of piano wire... is it bad to use the same thickness for 3 different strings? one is 30~ gauge the other around 15 I think. I barely play guitar so I have no reference
βοΈ 117.1lb (pounds) is equal to 53.116kg (kilograms)
βοΈ 117.1lb (pounds) is equal to 53.116kg (kilograms)
what's that, max tension weight?
that's what that set of strings, meds wound nickel is
total tension on two pieces of goddamn wood attached by 4 bolts
or 6 if the you're considering the bridge, to tuner machine heads
well screws that are kinda shallow into wood, on the bridge but yeah more or less
No it's not bad
I think might be redundacy in notes
ow my back
but can be used?
I feel pain
Ibuprofen, water, change your socks
I drank enough water today thats not it
CHANGE THE SOCKS
What fucking socks
it's the hair growing full force
Pain is on my back, idot
the hair could easily grow on your back, idit
look
look with your pakistani eyes
me
hell no
I'm not going near wax that shit hurt
it's either that
or eternal back pain
and soon, the whole body
hair sprouting everywhere
even teeth, eyes, bones
choose, but choose quickly
I think the body pain is called poor health or growing old son
May god have mercy on my wretched soul
@runic kernel have a cat
Car
Sup just woke up
Ah
π«΅ @eager igloo
these chips are pretty mid
What
the kettle ones are top tier tho
can't say
never had them
Why was Falco pinging me
you're not missing out on much
Blink mf

get well soon
YOU CANT CALL ME THE WEAKEST NEWBIES CHAT MEMBER IF IM NOT IN NEWBIES FUCKSTICK
And yet we manage
Manage my nuts

ball privileges revoked
Go on. Take them from me.
"with your soft liberal hands"
Exactly.
pensive6045, your new nickname is Reptile
What the fuck
mods might not like this one
they still don't allow posting porn
banned
even tho alex is a mod
its not porn
what is it then
a handlebars meme
oh ok
those hands are at the wrong angle if he's poundin it
Brother
Shes just getting her horns readjusted
It's so obviously cropped porn
that's the point, you're such a weak newbies chat user, that you're not even allowed to type in there
From behind

It's a signature
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jerboa so funny
more like balding
I have yet to get a proper chuckle out of this chat
this chat isn't for chuckles this chat is to contain the insane and malformed
Like madirex
like you
?
I will neither confirm nor deny.
something something the pink suit talks like the green goblin's mask
Regs interference unit
You should have been part of the purge
this will be my new wallpaper
you're one of the strongest ones there now wdym
ropemaxxing
Heβs preparing
but for what
Dragging the funger crew into the mid-2000s so they can experience ADDITIONAL horrors beyond their comprehension.
Except for the battle backgrounds from Fear and Hunger, all assets are drawn by myself. I dont know how to animate and am not very good with after effects, but this was so very much fun to do!
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Yes
oh okay
Idk, but he will be prepared
hang-yourself-maxxing
none of this is cute or fun, it's mostly misery, gore and weird sexualization 
pacman changed since eating yellow dots
I grant you freedom, behave or else 

Will be back in approximately 2-3 business days
The glip glop
havent played fear and hunger myself but i found it intriguing at one point and ||the new god form of Cahara goes ultimately hard||
Welcome to Fear & Hunger.
putting the fun in funger 
said Fear & Hunger trying its hardest to make carameldance is the funniest part of the video for me
Shame that the only person who didn't canonically get their S Ending is Cahara.
Poor guy pulled the "escort Little Girl into becoming the god of funger" straw
his S ending is mid, cuck and boring anyway
he gets the best thing in that setting instead
supervillain weapon tbh

just checked the S endings in fear and hunger and ||ragnavaldr S ending is based as shit, on that Guts grindset.||
Bro Rags is the most based being in Funger.
i got the game yesterday and its actually pretty good
Right below him is Marcoh.
dont generally like rpg maker stuff and it seems to have one of "those" types of communities
surpassing a lot of my expectations rn tho
Play Black Souls.
makes me want to reread berserk honestly
Hello
I'm going insane I've been listening to the same 1 song for half a hr now
what song
What's going on here?
sounds like indie rock in 2012
700$ tax return

I'm just saying how its sounds
ofc
I'm more of a punk fan
nazughty word
HOLY WABONGA!
Amazon is cruel
Volume 7, 8, 9 and 10 of made in abyss will arrive before volume 5 and 6
Cray cray
It's also amazon, the guys that give you a paid service and still give you ads
Π‘Π ΠΠ’Π¬ ΠΠΠ§ΠΠ
π€
hush.
Moon runes
You will be oiled up by a tiny dominican man
charming fella
!delight
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i dont use other channels
slowmode has been used about twice in brainfart
only place with slowmode that i can remember is newbies
idk why you would wanna type more in there
i get a dopamine rush whenever someone thanks me for helping them
i get hard when i mislead someone new
depends
we have a role for that
do u want it?
This guy looks, talks, and gestures exactly like the guy who says "I'm autistic as shit" but as a Navy SEAL
wdym
also, you look so happy with your waifu and kid
My home city is actually included in the circle 
damning
@fading shuttle why you got rejected for a short while?
constant slav identity crisis
nah i got unfit to help
oh
and this is you @grizzled meadow
i would never give alex brainfart reject role if he keeps spamming vtubers and incest game memes 
the figurine is good taste
rest is kinda cringe
btw arent u 30?
its hard to go fast these days
he is 33 now
age is starting to get to him
Yep
Zhen Hun Jie
weird, don't see chinese anime often
I will have to take your word for it, local anime cononceur
it's just this particular fragment struck my elderly heart
Damn I just wanted to ask for sauce for my buddy but gave up, thought noone will know
Crazy
metro knows all animays
didn't u mean connoisseur?
The supreme captain
probably, but I couldn't be arsed to look for proper spelling
I'm not sorry
it will happen again
Shinji waking up to Rei sitting on him in the cowgirl position is surely necessary to convey the story, right?
kojima feet scan.webm
idk why he didnt put it in a microwave
so u did like my meme
you really gotta appreciate the hand vaginas
wdym
that was posted a hundred times in brainfart already
and yes it is funny
then why didnt u recycle react. u did not do your duty
eh

taking "snake eater" to a whole new level
(you're still gonna be here for a while stupid Lithuanian)
impeccable acting
finest cinema of mordor
sleep. now.
a small sacrifice
Cheeto
dude this is ancient

I've seen this 20 years ago
a gif of a skeleton with a massive BONEer is older than me
whom has pinged me
boner
I return, hello people
hello
same bro
sweeper?
I'm gonna need a sweeper
you just missed out on the other bissel vacuum that sold for $2
Sweep
hey
bird man
Become a Hazel supporter at https://www.youtube.com/@HazeltheCat/join πΈβ€οΈ
hi schlepper
why the car got its claws out
danger
danger car
got da knives out
My influence spreads
epic
Starting to call cats "car"
knives? is this london?
yes
oh hell no
fungi
You have this as well?
#brainfungus
#therotconsumes
Man i just saw the news. Rip
what news
That one scene of Misato with the usp 
Also shalom brainfart
The hot topic of 14 hrs ago
Going to bed, see you peoples
madirexs ban?
Yes sir
Bro been under a rock he fr a ant
old news
It was literally 5am when that happened
How about we fish react instead huh
Ya
when
14 hrs ago
my balls hurt
I shoulda
βi have heard the news, im so sorry for youβ
βwhat newsβ
βyou got diagnosed with sugmaβ
What's sugma 
I thought that said smegma lol
Mwadi banned and spacezoro is back????
It was a trade yes
hostage trade

what were you even banned for again?
Laugh at the new guy 
The dumbest fuckup known to man
What is it
Not really worth rehashing
Oh okay
you joined this server?
oh hi zoro welcome back loser
Went full retard, posted a combo rule breaking offense.
brainfarted too hard
Shalom pensive
If you owe $10,000 or more in mwadi taxes do not call the IRS alone call the mwadi doctor now!
scary....
this is the future liberals want
holy shit 33 reactions
You literally did
Soo many rule breaks in a row
Did you have a schizophrenic day or someshit
Look at the way his right leg is shaking under all his weight
Like i said, it was pure retardation not worth remembering
Man woke up on the WRONG side of bed that morning
I am, im honestly pretty shocked. I was expecting the standard packwatch salute
#1097066327497244752 message who remembers this banger?
oh yeah wasnt it the shitpost that had pigs being beheaded and terrorism
just like a montage of shit that breaks the rules
Like i said, it was extra retarded
Im not gonna deny that
But only managed 12
When will this game go on sale for once
Never
Ye olden lore
Dlc soon so expect both it and the dlc to never go on sale
Ffs it's been like 3 years
Pretty sure I saw dark souls 3 for like 70 bucks recently
Mhm
Never on sale
Fucking bulllllshittttt
Idk if it was a ban wave
I see
Cus it isn't on pc Yet
I think it was a ban
Please
this place's feminine has reduce
Good
Finally
but not weeb
We need burly strong MEN
Now let's get the French chick outta here
don't think we need mass and bulk
Nuh uh
Don't need? Maybe. Or... Maybe we already have? 
No u
you got pinged after it happened
Hello chat
are yall good?? wth
hi
How did he do this
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damn
Magic
Now he's ban evading 
Nah, its on paper. Mods are aware.
Ye I'm kidding
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It is what it was. Not gonna deny i was extra retarded that day. But it wasn't malicious like the message makes it out to be.
Fuck i got alotta things to read up on
Shoutout to the believers, yall are real ones. 
Too many to list, but i see you
imma be real ive been absent more or less for a hot minute i didnt even realize you got banned till you came back LMAO
wb i guess?
Ayy you're alive. I missed the rants bro
How've you been
been alright
getting my life more on track, a little at a time
still yapping it up most days, just not here usually
Nice, just take it a day at a time.
yee
Still need to get brainfart together for barotrauma eventually, but been too busy going through steam backlog
I need to catch up on the season. Been jumping between this and that one anime about dudes eating monsters in a dungeon
Cozy shows
β€οΈ
my homie is still sleeping in my bed and i'm tired. do i wake him up and throw him out or do we homie snuggle
Been meaning to pick up Barotrauma at some point, but other games keep coming up sooner.
How good is it?
Very good. Its similar to space station 13 if you ever played that.
Dudes on a sub in the ocean. Get jobs, do missions, survive and upgrade sub. Try not to die inbetween.
Solo is rough, its more meant to be played with friends.
You get to upgrade the sub, worry about electronic and mechanic repairs/fuel usage/etc.
I'll have to pick it up soon. I'm pretty far behind on gaming right now since I've been traveling a bunch for work.
If you ever get some solid plans in place for Brainfart Baro, I'd be at the very least interested
damn.. I'd play brainfart baro
Foreman's desperation really sold it
For some group chats yeah
brainfart barotrauma sounds like a horrible idea and iβm here for it
you are back??
and y'all think I'm bad
what servers are you in.. i think we should execute you by firing squad purely for being associated with that community
no
that's exactly what he's doing

hows it gooning, stalcraft fella
Keep that cringe contained wherever it is
french haters in the chat
if ADHD is so popular, then where is AD4k?
aint played stalfart in a minute
I farted the brain
ill be waiting in #π’announcements
Hello zoro hello delight
hey hey 
dev team got fired, sry

Dev team got distracted with other project
We outsourced it to 3 year old chinese factory workers, update will have to wait until theyre 18, sry
what are you playing now

world of wart ships

Looks like it. Last patch was 12/2023
its been a few months 
they're still trying to patch in day 1 features
aye but did they patch their fuckin servers. last i recall they were tweaking, idk if it was just the sheer traffic fucking their servers or not
their servers killed themselves for the first week on release because their server hoster shit the bed
ok fuck pd3
quickplay
THEY USED TONOT HAVE AN UNREADY BUTTON?
yes
you're telling me PD3 didnt bring back the mission map
naw
no
that shit was dope
its so over
instead of building on top of their PD2 foundation they decided to just...do new stuff
i would grind max difficulty bank stealth runs
depends on what u did, ye
loud max difficulty was HARD
especially on certain maps
when i was about 15 or 16 me and my friends would get on there and tweak the fuck out
min-maxed reflexes
im only 23 but i feel like i went from tweaker to 40 year old in terms of how good i am at shooters
ur alright at bl2
though to be fair it was only a few years ago that i was topping the scoreboard in every match on titanfall 2
ive always been shit. atleast at tf2
i guess i do okay
(i play spy so)
i suck at tf2 lmao so i just focus on the objective rather than killserking
people on 2fort servers would piss their pants because i would spam intelligence runs as scout
"DUDE STOP"
i fucking hate those guys
they're always the sniper players
"dude we're supposed to talk about retarded shit for 3 hours, not play the game"
what was that one tf2 video
its either that or like trying to rack up kills or something
sleepless or some shit
same
i think schleppa knows the one
i think so
that's after my time
i was hoping you were going to talk about some 2012-era gmod poop
i wasnt around for that
i was 2016 gmod
i watched asdf gmod shit
i like trains
i like turtows
googling...
my gmod viewing started in like the end of 2008 when i started watching the gmod idiot box
maybe 2009
then there were some other channels i frequented, kitty0706 for example in late 2009 or 2010 until his demise around 2014 or 2015
RIP the goober btw
kitty will live on
elliot goes to school
i loved that series
i was like "hey this guy draws human-wolf hybrid character things that's pretty quirky and cool"
and then i learned about furries in like 2013
maybe earlier
they stole the money needed to develop that game
never the same
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holy shit elliot goes to school has 3.2 million views now
Hi frog
this is crazy i never noticed how many views some of his poops got
29 million
brother
hi :3
based child stealer
Cute video. I wonder how stunted the cats development will be being raised by a dog
cat will be stanced tf out and bark
I nap brainfart
based.
spice7, your new nickname is Bolitas
blud think he the god emperor
oh wait, is that the jewish dude from peaky blinders
yes
solomon or something
salami aleikum
I guess. I just know its a jewish dude saying shalom. Haven't seen the show yet
salami a la cum
i recommend watching, it's very good
I've seen clips from it. Anyone watched shogun yet?
i don't watch any shows or movies, most i do is read manga
no, better than the emperor
a named ultramarine
I do believe a random Helldiver bloke can defeat a Space Marine
Nice. It's better than discord I feel
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a helldiver has a whole ass spaceship at his sole command
Nah, I'd win
just call all of your orbital lasers and 500kg bombs on him
wtf i haven't played helldivers is that fr? fucking based
Yeh and there is like million of them
well you said a helldiver bloke, which would be just one helldiver
So they can carpet bomb a planet with 500kg bomb if they want to
yeah your own ship is what provides air support, artillery, and supply
Mods, orbital strike this guy's balls
Who is going to die
and not even other helldivers played by players
SACRIFICIAL LAMBS 
They are all gonna die but there is endless source of patriots anyway
a whole rack of frozen bodies for you to commandeer in the event of your death
based
They all wear same shit
Pretty much
based
stormtroopers with air support
@narrow lotus
and patriotic
more like deathtroopers

I wonder if you throw the grand army of the republic against Helldivers
Who would win
Very based
who would win
hydrogen bomb
1(one)helldiver
The helldiver
imagine the helldivers galactic map but it's the entire outer ring occupied by one faction, and every day the next ring toward earth is taken by the enemy
lmao
uhh i just call in a reinforce
I kinda wonder how did super earth shit out so many ppl for helldiver
Helldivers wish they could match space marines lol
how do you think they solved world hunger
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Worth a watch if you have the time
i love astartes
agreed
one of these monsters is still getting BTFO by my aimbotting orbital laser
or railcannon
This was the one video that convinced me 40k wasn't as cringe as the fanbase makes it
or railgun for that matter
recoiless would
nah i think an astartes could believably mitigate a recoilless round
but a rail shot would destroy him
idk man
headshot would bust em
Railgun headshot should kill a space marine yeh
Even body shot would deal a significant damage
space marines are pretty OP man, i wouldnt be surprised if they could make a recoilless ricochet
or hit something nonfatal
Well they are op as the writer made them to
I think the whole idea of space marines is being godly/OP and still barely being strong enough against psyker/tyranid/space horrors
you gotta kill it in one hit or you're absolutely fucked
i imagine it like this: he's running toward you (space marine running toward you is already a terrifying thought) and you have one ability you can use before he reaches you
Space Marines vs Goku
I still cant wrap my head around how a space marine can run at normal human speed
anything else, the marine will probably tank or get away from
cant space marines run at like peak human speed
Lemme find the wiki
It takes a considerable amount of time to transform normal humans into Space Marines. They receive implants known as gene-seed which transform their bodies and give them superhuman abilities - making them capable of spitting corrosive venom, absorbing the memories of the dead by eating their flesh, darkening their skin to protect it from radiat...
There is some ridiculously detailed lore for them
Its like master chief on space roids with the power of god
literal demigods, built piece by piece into a horrific war machine, and then put into a powered suit of armor
I wonder if reading 40k manual
So they weight like a ton
The tl;dr for 99% of space marine things is just "nah they'd win"
And still able to ditch out 35-45 mph
standard?
they get faster 
With armor. Without armor? Who knows
Not to mention whatever skittle flavor of space marine having unique attributes.
crackhead tweaker space marine running at 100 mph
One of their main enemies is orks, who are even more OP because if enough of them think something, it happens.
No matter how dumb or impossible it is.
orbital ork cannon
Paper shaped like sword? Get enough of them to believe in it, it'll cut through anything.
fire out out at mach 50 into a planet
you're forgetting the space marine has 15 lives to eliminate
between which, all of my stratagems are landing on his head
and he cant dodge them

even with 1 life i think a helldiver could still make it a tie by getting a railcannon stratagem down before getting flattened
Spacemarine vs fortnite character
would
trim your foreskin?
except when they're against someone else gw likes and then they suddenly die in droves like imperial guards
I like how average life expectancy of a guardsman is 5 minutes
If only orks had that attitude they would win everytime literally
space marines vs genestealers in belisarius cawl was kind of depressing
jolly fellows
while there is a lot of worldbuilding in terms of power and abilities for spacemarines and other critters of the setting, said setting have a rare nasty illness called "but then he activated his super shield that blocked his unblockable super attack and he won" so the entire wankery over precise stats is pretty much meaningless because the only thing that decides who wins in the fluff books and novels is the writer
thanks for reminding me. it's been more than a month and i already have a curtain
well we dont rely on each writer's choice
don't forget to harvest the cheese as well
we go by the trend line, not the individual highs or lows
still pretty vague
well yeah but not that vague
gonna share it with Mystic Spider
I think he has plenty of his own, but he'll probably appreciate trying other's vintage
a sign of good fate between friends
would u like some too?
so this is how it feels to be khaytiil...
not quite there yet













