#πͺbruh-fart
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Ah
no iedy will steal it
actually if i was romanian
i wouldn't ask for it
romanians have
natural wallhack
you have wallet on you
they just see you
track you through the walls
and steal it
Idk I'm not a gunnut I just like to shoot people (Incase of any federal agents here, I am not a threat to society and do not associate with these people)
I am a gun nut
I love guns
I have multiple
nah that is just a personality test
if you say something like RAS handguard
you're cringe
bnnuy
Itβs me
protein
Bunny
No they aren't tf
I don't really get that meme
cats are one of the tidiest animals, just petting them has very low chance of contracting anything
yes we are
You not a bug π
i'm several

based
so fucking zased...
damn some silly upper floors drama
he bullied someone
yes
he bullied someone to death
what
which we do not condone

based
unless it was another maja clone
we do condone it
it was bea
then we silently approve
i still dont know who that is
i approve 
short summary on character
the shadow council postpones the judgement on W until the end of the investigation
i swear people who can get bullied out of discord servers are weak minded
just dont look at the funny person on your screen
shush casino bandit
this is why he is based
you know im right

while it is a dangerous obsession over what is essentially parasocial relationship
yep, child behaviour
because we all are not real
no great loss
man
if thats all it took to bully them out of here they wouldve left for some other reason
some people may have mental issues or traumas that they don't exactly fully control
leaving because of this is peak
this is why they left
bro
just scroll up and read, quit philosophisin
sigmund freud lookin ass
too long for microwave
- vtuber enjoyer kekpoint
does w know who bea is or was it just a random person they decided to mock
make fun of him 
the shadow council pronounces W mildly cringe for bullying a person with obvious personal issues for no community gain (it was no maja clone until proven otherwise) and no meme gain (the mockery itself wasn't even worth it)
the trials are over, dismissed
no we dont
i disagree
who the fuck said so
I said so
what he get muted for
if someone can get so easily bullied out of a server they are weak, and the strong consume the weak
simple as

no
so true alex
if the bea person was a random member minding their own business then its justifiable
bullying weak people is a weakness, and therefore, you are weak yourself
simple as
here is the real reason
thanks hun
pick someone your own size you wretches, and miss me with this pathetic attempt to sound cool
thats how it goes, if you cant handle getting called bee dont exist
you need time off the internet if something so small can cause you to leave
you enjoy the momentary feeling of power by pushing someone who is weaker
everything else is just a rationalization of that
but go ahead
smash
doing your mominem
the trials is ended
i win
me af rn
everyones different, for some it takes that little to leave a server
Man is literally ARMA
yes
this map looks kinda cartoony
tbf that's a weird ass thing to ask your relative to do
ARMA and Roblox are the only 2 games that I can think of that somehow lag even the most robust rigs
my 100 dollar pc somehow runs it
yeah if it was brainfart nobody would bet an eye
but I got a new one
I mean mine can too
so I've been playing modern warfare 2
But sometimes it drops hard in fps
@gleaming grove i wonder what I did next
when i was playing zeus in arma with a few friends it only took 9 rocket artillery trucks to fuck up my fps
lmao
but setting up a whole conflict scenario with enemy air support and everything was fine
i dont get this game sometimes
real?
madi why is your pfp thighs
holy based
banned
watch out ok, bees are the new frog gif
based brainfart billionaire
you will be banned for this
NO WAY LMAO
wot
nah
nothing happened on 16th march 2024
π
π

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If i get a wasp im bringing a gas mask and im using 3 raid sprays
Nobody leaves alive
i squish wasps bare handed
im just getting a cardboard cutout and a plastic pint
worked so far
that was a lie im actually fkng terrified of wasps
might as well just give your house to the wasp and treat it like an egyptian god
give it the treatment of a cat in egypt
transfer the property ownership to the wasp
ha
w killed someone
W.... WES!?
I was fucking dm'd images of a friend unfortunately similar to you, wearing thigh highs one night whilst I was playing gmod
It was cursed
@inland jackal LMAO FUCK YOU WES
π
whats wrong with thigh highs
my cats be climbing to the moon holy shit
he cant respond sadly, the chad has been muted for 3 days
I know lmao but still
god It should've been me, not him! it should've been me!!!

no he sent them willingly for some reason
MY PC BE TWEAKING
okay no longer tweaking
i still dont get how thigh highs repulse people
eitherway me and him still just talk here and there and thats it
i mean so far i spent like 90% of my time in newbies chat but i did promise myself to hang about in brainfart and, its not so different it seems
It was porn
i missed it too damn
chuck
we're more civilised in this chat
Literally me
Fuck
not so different..
do mushrooms smell
mushrooms themselves, idk, but the environments they grow in often do
YOUR SLIPPING JIMMY
damp, dark areas
When cooked they certainly do
i think if it smells it means its mold bro
I'm hard
Linux programmer confirmed
!sean
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But even harvested they have very earthy smells
I WALK UP TO MY OPPS IT GET UGLY π£οΈ π₯
homie is one braincell loss short of ending up in a vacuum

i need assistance deciding a third topping for a pizza
Kebab meat
Pepperoni and salami
Hmm heres my things id puz on extra
Onions, bellpepper or tomato slices
I think I'll roll with onions
Making bank
Alright who wants to get pregnant
What the fuck
Going to bed goodnight peoples
what happened this time?
would
how old is this model
Lesgo
@tidal trellis I canβt hear anything
time to rewatch KotH
Kitty!!
the fuck? that ainΒ΄t no cat
PayPal me $4400
Amber ale
@quartz ridge
Go4pizza in rancho
Is good
You're missing out
ποΈπποΈ shame on you
He's in the fucking discord where the event is hosted
It's gonna happen again next month
Get over here bz
Fucker
Games too
Smash and retro
that's gonna be the most expensive slice of pizzer in my life
considering the current air travel situation
maybe I'll ship myself to cuba in a box
Probably the most expensive and slowest
I feel nostalgic for a place I've never been to
Well if you come to Sacramento
This is worth it
The owner is chill
Letting a bunch nerds hang out for a day
unless there's a constant flow of clients, nerds are his bread and butter
almost an anticafe at this point
I wonder if Boeing is going to assassinate another person when we inevitably get more trials/hearings π
Hi
Alo
vile and heartless attack on defenseless corpo by mister potato
smh
I still can't believe hoodlum can be included in a randomly generated terraria world name
My world is called "Fountain of Hoodlums" and I just clicked on the random button
Sleeping is homosexual
That's why I never sleep, I only nap 
Thats why im gonna ragdoll unconscious one frame after reading your message
Have fun
there's nothing to see
why are you so distraught
any smokers in chat?
Belarus flexing
well, you're closer to our timezones' than Moscow's
π
i am
I cant hear anything
I am silly
oh shit, Liechtenstein & Andorra flexxing
but was so worth it
πΌ Avatar to madirexx
smash
metro I collected all the 38 special rounds I shot in a bag so I can smell the gun powder
is that normal
The worst thing to happen to Madi was being born in Russia
The second worst was installing Discord
true
wdym, the casings?
I get it
tho I gotta say all the 38spc I shoot comes from brazil and the "premium" 357 smells much nicer
I'm never gonna be russian
idk we won this
38 spec
for like 60 dollars
and the retail price is like 600
or 500
I recently got way into handloading again. gonna try some homemade nitrocellulose soon once it's done curing
I'm gonna handload you
shooting over 50 rounds
was not a great idea
Wsg twink
hi
You don't need to shoot guns to have a tinnitus
Just have very rough scalpel ear sex
it certainly helps
this is like
And I still hear the ringing
ok? dumb
just put in raycons with the noise cancellation
I'm scrolling up and down my steam library waiting for my brain to tell me what game to play
i dont have any
On some deep shi
π
you got DRG?
arma
play DRG
Wht that
dragon something
nvm
Ion got deep rock
dwarf game
Nor do I have arma installed
Homosexual furry porn game it is
LOL
Nah ion own those I forgot
ok madi

Crazy
This my same friend who said he would anally destroy cloud from ff
But enough about that
buy tarkov
I own tarkov
I got too many hours in tarkov
How many
Game boring and I do not like what bsg are doing to it
Like 1.3 or 1.4k
Thatβs a fair amount
Meh
cringe nitro user complaining about money
That's not my money
That's "daddy's" money
:3
Gae
nice sig
Wait whats pony island
thx
357 sig is a nice cart
Upvote if you have this achievement irl
Fake asf
What the fuck is dude simulator 3 and 4
Why do I own these
Since when I own fallout 4
Madirex how many homosexual furry games do you own
Can you gift a homosexual furry game to me
im board
even asking ironically is sus
were you serious when you said you liked carti I actually cant tell.
(its garbage and I want to know so I can make fun of you)
hah, loser 
Ion understand anything he says
But i'll listen to any song as long as it's catchy
I'm playing Kerbal Frames Per Second 2 now
Pushing positivity
Truly humbler under gah
Iβm him
is KSP 2 any good?
This game sucks

wait, why you called tmoat now
Changed my name
From nasty Bob
To
Playboi carti meat rider
To some gibberish
And now i'm tmoat
metronxp, your new nickname is Babygirl
Dayum!
heyyyy
wait madi, is that really your legs on your pfp?
wich one is it
thats kinda fire
This is normal
Thats all he talks about
You get used to it
Hence why told him to get a drum kit or a bass
Help me with the music project instead of being a sloot
Yes please
nope for me
most of you guys are heavy drinkers anyway
do it to your heart content
just dont get hungover
I'm not heavy drinker bro
imo to me a non drinker
if you have more than 1 shot I will label you heavy drinker

Define what liquid is being consumed
Water
what kind of fermented bread
Yes
Im more or less a beverageholic
tho I kinda quit those dark days
too much pepsi
the fact that he hit 3 targets with 2 shot is astounding
me
Me asf
Fermented vaginal infection?
Ew
A woman's yeast
Did you hear about the woman who used her yeast infection to make bread and she gave it to her bf
Is the urban dictionary command gone?
Wtf why?
She unlocked a new fetish that's why
Falco the fun killer
Can never have nice things
are you 5'6?
bottom to bottom communication
also why the fuck am I still awake
its 3 in the morning
Lol omg hs flashback
how do i meow in cyrrilic?
Yes but who isn't
Hmm
Probably 87%
I walk up to the opps it get uggly
Eh well more for me then
Anyone seen Shogun yet?
shtun
ELLO ELLO
i keep thinking of something to do then fucking forgetting it right after
damn you brain
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geiger counters
Write it down
energy drinks put me to sleep, i know i have adhd
It will be a compound where we stockpile weapons and wait for the shadow government agents
But it will be hot before that so win win
can i join
i want a compound
Just add for now. The h part hasn't come up
stimulants putting you to sleep is a well known symptom of adhd
oh...
monsters don't knock me out but redbulls do
Only if you have thigh highs and a skirt
does it matter if sugarfree / normal variants?
might be Type 2
ok
i check my sugar regularly and its usually low
and with my diet I should 100% have the beetos
just saying if you drink a sugarfree energy drink and get tired your blood sugar might be tanking due to insulin response being so high
sugarfree or with sugar?
hyperactivity
ADD is attention deficit disorder, ADHD is attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
h stands for homo
does coffee count as stimulants
...yes
why am I so unlucky
does reading just that one message and ignoring all others count as adhd
coffee has been the primo stimulant for like, forever
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beastly white critter
adhd being an issue seems like a societal problem. If you don't have to show up on time and can overstimulate yourself by tracking deer or w/e you don't have an issue being ADD
what
maybe
Wait, what's wrong with that sentence?
tldr being 9-5 jobs aren't the best choice for ADD folks. Reason being the evolutionary force behind ADD supporting a hunter gatherer lifestyle
Your statement about ADHD and the problems thereof are nonsequitor to everything in this conversation.
I don't see what it's referring to.
and what is tracking deer? is that an expression in your language?
no literally stalking prey

I think you're getting at ADHD from an evolutionary psychology perspective, but you're pretty abrupt and unclear about it.
fair
yeah that kinda came outa nowhere
probably cause I had that discussion few days ago with my sister about their kid being diagnosed and how to deal
this is probably the friendliest conversation i have ever seen here when opinions are conflicting
fuck you

hello delight
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fuck you delight every opinion you hold is wrong and your bloodline is an affront to the gods :333
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morning 
i got wires in my veins, uploading hatred 24/7
hi @deep topaz
greetings amphibian
gettin so close
get real
get fake
hows it gooning
sumptiously
what mags redux does to a mf

i love mags redux until i find a gun I like and no traders sell the mags for it
set up a sniper nest
shoot every person of that faction
just gotta carry every common mag type home and have a few at least
still farted
nah man
these UGP guns have some weird mags
ayup.
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no the fucking
piano
i was liek oh
signalis
ok charon
nice time to disrupt newbie chat uninterrupted
all piano sounds the same you silly lil guy
this is why you suck at arena
@steady trellis, you gotta up your streaming game.
fucking terrible.
"Why don't people take me serious, I DESERVE the same level of respect as everyone else"
can't believe the ass-cam meta succeeded
metronxp, your new nickname is Chavez
at this point, im at all not mad on her. it's clear that she's taking a piss on twitch's ToS itself
and oh boy, it's creative
ye, at lest wearing greenscreen pants unlike the majority
is that like when people started drawing furry porn when they allowed artistic nudity for that one day
i blame not only twitch, but the hoe too
moist did ass cam? 
ywes
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madi could thrive
he would be like
the nekokuny
of twitch
it would go so hard but don't you fucking dare
use it to fund your immigration
for every 10 subs fart into the mic
double femboy trouble
both stream
surprise collab later
i need to buy an oil drum's worth of garlic salt
everyone's been wanting to see me so far this year
been visited tonnes lately
cori is here rn
why
sadly she's going home tomorrow
holy shit you can get a 25 pound drum of garlic salt for $37
add to cart
@placid sail

high five

fuck me, youtube has to pull the brakes a bit on those quirky channels
Murder chicken, cool idea 
no i dont think so
delight you'd be a hookup
@solar obsidian 
entire channel is full of degenerate shit 
yeah, but only the thumbnails for shock clout
its a pure bait channel
degenerate, yeah
I'd gladly welcome you if you ever got the opportunity
Grah grah boom
Mars probably
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holy shit dudes
norway
so true bestie
basically mars
yea
some of the animation looks insanely good
and what kind of job would it be, if you dont mind me asking?
11h / day sounds like service industry
π«

hmm, very good
that's a good start
but 11h and you will be too exhausted in 2-3 weeks
do you get commission too?
especially with your physical strength
just, make sure to eat at least eat 3 times a day, drink 2.5L of water and get at least 7 hours of sleep, @uncut obsidian
your twink body will not handle the pressure if you arent going to take care of yourself
even in a job like that
pack some protein bars then
or go by calories rather than number of meals
use an app or website to calculate your TDEE
its very hard to eat big
its way easier to gain calories when you eat separate smaller meals
i sometimes forget im a maniac and can easily eat like 2000 calories in one sitting
yeah, depends on metabolism
anyone can do that if they eat a stick of butter my dude
and also how much of a gaping abyss your stomach is
maybe madi can eat big, but the problem is that he's small himself now
i would estimate about 800 to 1000 calories for that
so he still needs to start at smaller doses
but if you're trying to gain weight you should do the opposite of what i do, i over-estimate and you should under-estimate
it can get worse if you eat too much - you'll feel tired and sleepy more often
so about 600-800 calories
what is this conversation about lads
try to maximize protein intake for long burning energy
madi is getting a real job
but he's going to work 11h a day
ok but what does that have to do with food
the fuck?
11h?
energy
calories do not stop you from getting tired
finding time to eat adequately in a busy schedule
fats are another source of energy and calories
because fats are more calorie-dense than any other macro
there are human limits. its why an 8 hour work day was fought for.
part of the reason at least
we arent talking just about food calory bombarding yourself, its bit more complicated - #πͺbruh-fart message and down
yeah in a month youll hate yourself on 11h a day
my bad i thought we was talkin about gaining
necessary evil
is it? to destroy your daily life and maybe your sleep schedule too?
idk man
we are talking about madi tho
yeah but

contrary to how I act, workers rights is something I really believe in.
that's good
what about workers left
nah man we should work 10 hours a day every day until we're in the grave. thug it out
hi bestieee
you tryna thug it out? it just so happens i be hunting thugs
I know you say this in jest but some people actually believe this
you people somehow find the shittest jobs
known to man
yeah if you spend a lot of time in brainfart chances are you don't make the best use of your time
cult of labor shit
the kind of shitheels that CEO's love
anyone who believes you need to work a minimum of a 9-5 6 days a week should be shot
against the wall
im not trying to say that madi working 11h/day is good - of course it's not, that's why im suggesting to kickstart taking care of your body, because even a strong person would collapse with that working schedule.
@uncut obsidian
you can try working for 11h for a few days, but eventually you will need to demand for less hours
@river robin he has no skill set to get a goob job its all he can really get
try asking for a reduced shift
basing your success around the number of hours you work is dumb, you should base it around the goals you need to achieve to get to the next step in your career
tbh
work 8 hours a day. its still not amazing but at least its reasonable
yes
if one of those goals is working hella hours then that's one exception
working 11 hours every single day is not sustainable
we should work for the same company for the rest of our life
@uncut obsidian, you have to ditch the idea to "leave now", that's impossible.
take the time to figure it out, and pace yourself
THIS
just pull out a loan and use it for a plane ticket 
did u come up with that or some moron helped you?
thats not how it always works madi
that's a literal childs dream
Mwadi, we're concerned you have an actual self sabotage problem
its true
literally the whole server is against you now
for real though
Like I cant even bring myself to say anything even horribly mean im genuinely concerned, like dude.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Like, you talking about having the pride flag on your VK and shit
And being worried about getting rolled up on for "propaganda"
I don't know what else to call it, if not self sabotage

Killing ryry isn't worth your health and happiness
Let me worry about killing ryry
that wont bring anything positive
i know you are joking, but he might actually take this seriously

i never waged longer than 10-12 hours in one day for more than one day at a time
and what i was doing was enjoyable so its also not the same
i feel like i could do it for a month tho tbh
knowing the end is in sight is all i need
you in the US?
yes
security industry is very exploitative here
couple big firms with lots of market control, that buy out others
so its usually them or nothing
makes it so they can fuck over employees







as fuck