#πͺbruh-fart
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gamma changed over the years, damn
iedy (forever stuck in a vicious cycle of toxic stressful games)
oh okay
It's 6:46am
Hello
Yeah almost
I got woken up by that guy from the club
And he said that he rented a hotel
And he wants to meet
At 6 fukin am
nikita blesses you
why are u up so early
no
ignore then
and wtf am i reading
"a guy from the club, said that he rented a hotel and wants to meet at 6 am in the morning"
my brother in christ, do not go.
your organs shall be harvested
cat
officer, i have nothing to do with this man Madirex, i do not know him personally, only from this discord server.
car
So true delight
Is maldi in trouble for something?
What did they vote wrong or

And you donβt see this as strangeβ¦?
Youβre hopeless
no
No
I met with him 3 times by now
I love him bro
He's in military so he has way too few free time
i knew that russian military are twinks 
itβs a fact
Iβd like to place a bet on
It wonβt last
For 50 dollars
Who says it will
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Every time we meet he says "i don't want a relationship and uhhh we won't meet again sadly"
But then we meet again on his own initiative
And the cycle repeats
Just stab him
I'll stab u
harvest his organs to afford immigration
@tidal trellis
praying on your downfall
why
I hate this
stop being so negative
wtf is this
sex toy grindset
TRUE
he wants to be the military guy
warcraft 3

The power of WC3 π
you wish you were the military man
get a madi of ur own
cool
p*lish...
better then your kind

what does he mean by that
I'm not in military though, he is
aye gimme some
i know, i mean the military guy is gai
Not all gais are twinks
this is where i post from
Oh yep. Another monolith classic
Nice Ted shed van edition
People who have 10000 hours on terraria are low tier gods
10000 hours the fuck
I saw an account where a dude had 15k hours on like 20 different hentai games
I saw an account of a porn addict with 20k hours on gmod
Like
I know he was a porn addict
LOL
Cause his likes were literally, porn, r34, hentai
I have 1.5k hours on gmod I've had that shit since 2014
Put all of this months pay into stocks
π
I hope ion gotta sleep on the streets like last time
child support goes to gambling
Naturally
I thought that was Axel Gembe for a secon
Doesnt look anything like him but I still thought
alex gamble
Just reached 45k hours on terraria, let's go
99% of gambers quit before winning big!!!!!!!
I just saw a $12k collectable Nanachi figurine
Imma buy it
Maybe i'll make some money back
You don't understand
The way to escape the matrix
Is to put all your money on RED RED RED
Should I buy it
It's only
12k
Maybe i'll make money
Theresd a small chance
no
if you like it, buy it
I'm gonna go from -12k to -24k to +1000000000
it aint my money
You're acting like I have a job

Never biting down too hard on glass straws ever AGAIN π π
Pretty
mmmmm smog
Why would you bite the glass straw to begin with?

Russian roulette type shit
Man i'd do ANYTHING
For some money
Likeee anyythinggg
so same
Stfu

$20 is $20
I'd pay to be a thought in Cartis mind for 1 second π
I hope this doesnt happen to my 12k nanachi figurine i just bought
What the fuck are Dirty Nachos
π π °οΈ
What if I shoot you with 5000000 guns
What would you do
What would you do if I shot you with 50000000000000 guns at once
Why
i'd vaporize
@placid sail
your punishment for that will be me leaving you alone against the femboy tide
have fun
no busy im sorry! 
this is brisket
Vamp posting
strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fury
Me when I spot a ATF agent
Most humans look better skinned on a stake in a forest
three letter agencies making shit up to justify their existence (budget burning)
CA$H CARTI
If you were a figure on a shelf i'd ship you off to 4chan
bro going into the jar
Damn right
mods can we smite this creature from this mortal realm please
car
If you were a figure on a shelf i'd rip your arms and legs out and let the first neckbeard acquire you at my $1 garage sale
(He's probably from 4chan anyway)
Hell yea
That's how they dry meat I think
I know because we cook those fuckers 
Playshit farti
god i love kojima
Lowkey kinda disgusting that you are french
Hope you get the treatment you need
And recover fast
Ion even know what he saying I just know the beat go hard asf
agreed but do you realize grok is french right?
unfortunate
i know... i felt betrayed when i first found out π
Youβve met him only 3 times and you love him.
Yikes.
That ainβt love. Thatβs lust. Learn the difference.
ryry on his way to drop his epic sigma male tips for us in brainfart
βFor example, as an antidote to lust, the Abhidharma prescribes meditating on the universe being filled with bones. Although the universe isnβt actually brimming with bones, by having us contemplate the inside of the body, this technique works to eliminate obsession with sex.Β "
Donβt even. Iβm just stating the truth.
You canβt meet someone 3 times and suddenly love them. Itβs not that simple.
Thatβs a physical attraction.
not disagreeing with you just find it funny that u do it in brainfart
brug
THIS IS WHERE THE LYRICS OF THIS CAME FROM
i see neco arc plagiarised
Alex you complete lobotomized troglodyte
Whats wrong with being lobotomized
Meow?
penguin but you don't even wobble wobble you walk straight
THEWREAS
CHIEF KEEF
THAT WAS
SOSA
BIG GUCCI SOSA!!!
ITS CJHIEGF KEEF!!!!!
All on red?
1 billion on red
My life on red
Wat is that

Alternate
this woman must have actual trauma by now
dont we all
the coomer animation 
you know whod like it
install the gman start mod: https://www.moddb.com/addons/go-fk-yourself-gman-intro
im gonna be controversial for a moment
"go fuck yourself"?
knew it
yee 
nah, im original you see, i installed mmod
Arbys Andes Shake > Mcdonalds Shamrock Shake
never played mmod

speaking of HL... Alyx created a shift in the canon, right?
Did Eli live in the Alyx timeline?
idk, vr game so it doesnt exist
lame
K
Hello
Oh okay
that was quick
they had a joke about that in the movie as well. Airbrushed on muscle tone
the goal is to check whether I'm exiled still or not, not to see what's going on. also hi oflin.
bye again.
Hi Queenie
Bye Queenie
hi bestie
have fun
is very good
i know, im eastern european
I have bad memories with half life 2
ok bitch
thats why i have half life alyx
and u dont
12 gauge
you are not home forever
your valuables will become my pawn shop materials
what kind of dumb thief invades a home whose residents are still in there
I love having dominoβs that do delivery till 3 am

Pizza and dough balls time
Which is basically a mini pizza

so you're supposed to meet someone 50 times before you start getting feelings for them?
ryry you're not the person I'd rather be getting love advice from
Meeting someone three times is a crush dude
Grow up
How the fuck do you not know this
you never loved anyone and have never been loved
I fell in love with my Mrs first time I met her
you're bitchless and will stay bitchless
you're not the person to teach me about love
A year and a half later weβre still going strong
go troll someone in discord or something
Cope more. You know Iβm right but youβre in such strong denial lmao.
Ryry serious question
Have you every like been in a relationship
Yes
that's a lie
And a one night stand is not a relationship lmao
what about me
Thatβs a quick fuck
Right and with that, I go to bed. goodnight peoples
you see drama and your like
im out
I mean itβs a date to some people π€·ββοΈ
I don't do drama
Madi proving theyβre retarded
I do unfunny
But yeah if one night stand half the time a fuck if a fuck to then
me
keep doing your thing ryry, seeing you ocassionally roast the people in here makes this channel tolerable
Some nice moners
Just because we don't have enough time doesn't mean it's "quick fuck"
I mean could you not ask to go grab a coffee or something
Thatβs the definition of a quick fuck. You donβt have enough time to make a proper relationship, so it isnβt one.
He has one free day in a week
me after killing the guy who just gave me a reward (he had a hit on him)
Exactly
We talk during weekdays, he's the first person i actually interact with outside of sex
will i
speaking off, i got the cards you wanted
Thatβs kinda sad

idk
Nevermind
did you know the dominoes pizza prepare meter is actually just automated
i don't know u
Well it does actually go off in store
sad
When you clear a order from prep line screen it updates
Real?!?!?
how would you know, dominoes worker? 
Fucking gottem
I did a trial shift there when I was looking for part time job when I started uni
Me
Yeah I glow in the dark
Relationship advice in this discord? yeah nah
I wouldn't trust anyone in this discord for relationship advice
it wouldn't even be last resort concideration
Hell yeah
nah there's married ppl here
Only person who has worthwhile advice in here is ted
Do not listen to anyone else, especially stella
Eh, I rather just stick with being single, much easier, happier life for me
Simply being married is no guarantee of anything
stella will advice you to fuck the first girl you see with no condom
uhhhhhh
true
I will never be mentally prepared for one so best to just keep it single
i guess that do be a thing that happens alot
its a form of marriage at this point
I won't have an actual relationship until i leave russia
And i hoped i wouldn't get feelings for anyone here but unfortunately i did
such is life
Unfortunate for u I suppose, I never had to deal with feelings
based
me
Madi, you're not getting drafted, are you? (no joke, genuine question)
I'm not if there's not going to be a second mobilization
Okay now I go sleep before my brain begins seep out of my ears
very relevant to the conversation
This is the longest I've been up
what time is it
Uh
Best not to answer
I'm not drinking water now fuck you, I don't wanna get up in middle of sleeping to piss
How do you people do it
I never wake up at night to pee
thats the one thing i hate cuz i do it even on free time
i have psoriasis
im not gonna be taken unless there's gonna be martial law or mobilization
and hopefully it doesnt reach that
How much is dominoβs for you lot
There's no domino's here
gl
??

Not all people who have psoriasis look like the first page of google image results
That having been said, my dad is worse than the google image results
alcoholism and psoriasis don't mix
Dudeβ¦. Look at this lmao
05/2023
Almost a year of being locked away
Actually wild
erm hip survived in the zone !!!
Newcomer role, he physically cannot lmao
Also usually new exiles have to be pinged here for them to realize that they can talk here
Forgotten in solitary confinement.
Magic rocks
Mutants
People being able to recover from bullets in seconds
A group of anarchist drug addicts with contempt for the idea of authority being the most powerful faction
female NPC's would hardly be the most unrealistic thing about STALKER
Well⦠sorta solitary
Donβt argue for their points lol
I'm deliberately saying that I don't mind female npc's
the selective suspension of disbelief says a lot about the community
Style over substance I guess 
@molten osprey
meme Oiia oiia cat
Hola soy nuevo me ayudarias suscribiendose al canal gracias
Hashtags:
#OiiaOiiaCat
#Extended
#Edit
#Meme
Hashtags:
#OiiaOiiaCat
#Extended
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#Meme

wife material
this is so real
is @solar obsidian awake

given his timezone, he shouldn't be
neither should I tbh
@broken topaz "Deutschland" ist sehr gut. I just listened to it
Lee Nofield
Sniper elite
Zad
I wanna give him a heart attack
bro thought you looked like a fallout ghost
cut em?
"hey there smoothskin"
im not reaching up into my asshole with a cutting instrument
i don't have health insurance
think there's a non invasive procedure. Single injection
not sure if that's offered for roids tho, know it's used in leg veins
I want a born to die shirt
same
here to post one message and leave cause I see psoriasis in chat, I have it, and it's basically just worse dandruff for me. 
i believe there's on amazon some inkjet transfer thingys to could make your own
shirt
stuff
edit out the dead cops to idk
shut up
nuh uh
is there a way to view insta on pc
yes
fuck me

if you have a specific post share it via link, then open it in a desktop browser
nice idea
Wonder how well that holds Heat transfer gets washed off rather quickly
probably not long lasting let me see
for the price you can't complain
i mean
I have psoriasis on my forehead and elbows. And here's how my elbows look. Literally clean
They get red and bumpiness appears when i get stress
you'll need heat to set it into the fabric
But that's about it
mine is all scalp.
MADI SHUT UP
Why
can't see it cause... hair.
MY SKIN IS WORSE
π I'll force you to live in california and you won't be able to do anything about it >:(( SUSH
:3 :3 :3
you don't understand, you having huge pores makes you look even more native american... Mwadi having a single pimple is gonna ruin him as a viable femboy

I have pimples
Especially on my back
I have even worse
avoid pimples by sleeping standing up! life hacks!
get on my level
avoid pimples by levitating
back pimples, hmm
smash
I have this going on with my arms. Turning into scales
you doing any scrubbing to get the dead skin off?
moisturize etc
I have not showered in 16 weeks
Holy shit use some lotion.
average brainfart user activity
im kidding
Pathetic if 
Also yeah how is your skin paler than mine
than mine even
uv causes skin cancer
oh good I'll die sooner
my skin is cancerous enough without the sun
Existing causes cancerβ¦
tanning is a meme
bro is the true aryan
just have genetic melanin production
I js took a pic that everyone here would probably say smash too but i ain't posting it
or if you white like me find a partner having that trait 
im the only one who says that
INB4 "my onlyfans" or whatever
literally only one
whatβs with your obsession with looking feminine. Just be you bro.
so guys appeal to him
now i can spam this chat with my insta memes
do you know how to download videos from there 
I'm being me bro
Average fallout ghoul
I thought that was a mutation like an extra leg but no that's its tail
why is he sleeping on his tail bruh
holyfuck what is tht
YOOOOOOOO IT'S LIKE THE FUCKEN..... UHHH.,..... EGYPT
idk can't see skin doc to find out
I'd be down for badass falcon pastor
does it all itch??
that's also the most mild malformed part of my skin
Why can't
no money
no
Murica moment
You think I am joking...
Right
Hmmmmmmmmm
I'm gonna paralyze you
Mr ghoul, do you plan on doing mo-cap for the next fallout game, just as you did for the previous ones?
sure

you ain't gonna do shit.
k, open dms
I have more weight than you. You might be slighly taller but I have more fat and musclemass
π

brainfart wwe?
kitt
@slender rock
I think blur died
This guy is clearly coping
flag of ukraine
sprong
scrindonguloded
Schingledoobledorpfen
Hi chat
Smash
Damn
@fading shuttle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMEIO9Y01ns
Birmingham
smh changed the captions cuz people kept misunderstanding them
que?
Football manager
o
ayoo
And winning every game
With the treble so 3 trophies

Love the game, proper in-depth
stars be aligned or some shit
They spend millions on scouting real players in all leagues across the world
TWU
Wanna know somet mad
Ronaldo is on 4.3 million usd a week
A fucking week
And his teams fans gift him Rolexβs after game and shit
Mental
Holy shit I just realised
Thatβs just his contract salary
Miau
Me when I :3 too hard
I have the same accent as ghost 
Although
For some reason
new ghost or old ghost
In the games he speaks with a more cockney accent
But in reality heβs from Manchester 
Uhhh lemme see which one closest
CAPTAIN PRICE, THE SILO DOORS ARE OPEN
Thatβs probably the closest
but which one got the pass?
Although for some reason the VA put a cockney twang onto ghost
Which is stupid since his entire backstory is he grew up in a rough part of Manchester 
So yeah anyway Iβm the ghost of brainfart get fucked
ghost lives in the gettho, go it
Not the ghetto
It isnβt too bad manc
The bad areas are nothing compared to suburbs
Cheetham hill market
They rob goods from HGVs
And sell them 
If you can stomach the morality of buying stolen goods then you can get really good prices on real designer stuff 
HGV?
Heavy good vehicles
trucks?
so literally fell off a truck 
Well
Stopped and broken into
But yes
Fell off a truck
But yeah anyway I go for my birthday with like 200
Police doesn't show up and clear the storage?
And I come back with 4/5 pairs of Nike shoes
They do but canβt get in there without people they pay to lookout seeing
Its very well places
And they have the entire place packed and moved in like 2 mins itβs crazy to see
One min your buying some shoes next min your stood in a empty street
morality of buying overpriced goods for close to their actual market value

Kinda cringe, but then again if the corporation suffers then it's morally right
I got some mad stuff from there and sold em for slightly less then retail 
there is no such thing as crime against a corporation
Gucii wallets are a absolute bargain
they are the crimelords who abuse and steal labor value for profit
I mean to be fair Iβd probably do the same in their position 
Also I guarantee 99% of people would for how much they make

Future corporate businessman in the making right here mush
corporations are legal persons soo...
point stands
and I don't consider whatever executives do as labor
I mean the way I see it is
Most execs probably worked their way up so they already done their work
I doubt any % of theft hurts the already barely existing labor wages
lol?
execs doing work?
Yeah, most probably have worked their way up through the company
I mean even the founders a company gotta start somewhere

If you hire anyone high level into your company who has 0 clue into your industry and never worked a day into it
people who sit behind a desk and crunch numbers do no work
Imo thatβs just stupid
Unless itβs legal or accounting
Which I can kinda understand
ain't that what's happening all over?
the workers are the people who assemble, disperse it, and create the good
anyone who sits in an office is not a worker
execs with 0 industry clue
For me it depends on what they actually do like
If they do stuff in regards to legal / accounting
Then yeah fair enough
But if you oversee each companyβs project you better have some knowledge of what your doing
What kinda worker we talking about?
If itβs like factory work, the reason they will get paid so little in comparison is most likely because well, anyone could do it I doubt anyone could do the daily running of a company successfully lol
Also I swear to got illegal immigration here has FUCKED any kind of decent pay for less skilled jobs
When I was looking for part time I went to a bakery, pretty simple but boring, and I swear to god half of the people there was happy being on 6/hour cash in hand
Thatβs not even cost of living
And like 55/60% of the employees got raided for being illegals 
Itβs rife in universities right now with profs here
One of ours teaching us agile programming never touched it a day in his life and did programming projects, but he fucking paid a dev team to do it for him 
i found the commie
right here guys
software engineers don't work 
physical labor being the only valid "work" is an L take
people who code or read or crunch numbers are not in the same class of those who do physical labor
guys just copy the code once, no need to pay for a license 
you're a cog no matter what you're doing for a company
you're providing them a service
whether that's hitting buttons or using your brain or using your body
i think you're just jealous you didnt get the cushy button-pusher job and had to go be a construction worker on the interstate
Ah yes, the job we stay learning for years and we donβt do any work do we mate? 
We just sit there pressing the f key and it automatically completes the project for us yanno
well hey if a company needs that done bad enough it's a job
i count stock in stores for cash, i'm not a laborer
We arenβt paid because we can type on a keyboard and make a piece of software work, we are paid because we understand how what we are making works
and because you're willing to show up and sit there for 8 hours or more
And if we donβt know anything, yes we research it, but we understand how to use it
you're missing the point
im not saying it isn't work
physical labor and mental labor are not the same
it's not physical labor yeah
you sound like you're invalidating mental labor tho
you were trying to say it by saying "work" rather than "physical labor"
Yes we decided to take years off potential income in order to have a job where we sit in a office 
i'll have you know i drink just as much after im done coding for 12 hours as a construction worker does
im saying that those who physically create a good are robbed more than those who do mental work
at the base point, you get paid less than what you create or else you wouldn't be working for them
cause then they'd break even
You know manual labourers could just go self employed right
well it's the classic adage of life being like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have (and education) the less shit (physical labor) you have to eat
whether that's vocational or academic education, dont matter much
manual laborers cannot create items that are safeguarded by company secrets
I mean what kinda manual work we talking about
or are prohibitively expensive purely so businesses can make more money off one another
whats the topic for the brainfart discussion today
all structured employment labor is theft
White collar people trying to explain blue collar jobs
(Theyβve never worked on a construction site ever)
its not theft because you agreed to it, even if theres not many other opportunities
I used to fit iron fences with my dad mate 
Yes I know exactly what manual labour is like
Why do you think I want to admit so much
Avoid
Iβm retarded
All my family have worked in the steel game, Iβve worked with them probably more then any other job Iβve had so yes I do know exactly how it is spending hours in the freezing cold 
i used to paint whole rooms whenever my parents wanted to redecorate the house, convinently when they had a trip scheduled to europe
schleppa needs to listen to ben shapiro
the guy who self admitedly cant make his wife orgasm?
"Sell their houses to whom, Ben?"
are you kidding me, hell yes
@glad carbon there is a hole in my wall
do you have any idea how honest you have to be to admit that to the world
who also said that you are tarded if you like a/o sing rap, only to years later release a cringe "rap"?
the world was like
"weird flex, but okay"
what does ben shapiro have to do with anything i said
Shapiro is a g
i never sought out some kind of cringe rap by ben shapiro i've just listened to him on the mic
heβs the Gary v of politics
taking questions, owning libs, etc
Who cares about Ben shitiro
ben shapiro mentioned, chat loses their minds
you were on some cringey communism bullshit, and ben shapiro is the cringey counter
he explained why you dont get paid the value of the good you create
implying im a communist also implies i trust the government to distribute that wealth equally
do i even need a counterpoint for that
I mean my entire reason would be it isnβt your product? 
yeah that's basically it
right, anarchist then
you're not the one needing to break even with the material cost or manufacturing environment
That goes without saying
Or do people forget companies have costs lmao
people think their labor exists in a vacuum in manufacturing work lmao
correct
no, it's just one part of a recipe that includes the company's materials and equipment
without any of that, your labor is worthless and without your labor the company's materials and equipment are worthless (but they can find someone to replace you)
and you can find a different company


