#πͺbruh-fart
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condolences


your not in birmingham
I'd get out of here but can't
@pastel quartz where u from again

america
doodoo up my butt
joever
ew
Not like I have a place to go anyway outside of here
where
even tho am in canada
i wanna go to hometown
Hell I'd take Canada over this
so real
Even if I hate Canadians
i would take stuttgart and all its flaws over canada
are you Minnesotan
i wanna canada too but i will never be allowed in. since we aren't in crisis or anything
united states of north carolina
Yeah but
Canada reviews visa applications from 3 months up to a year or more
Murica does it in 3 days
Y'know
untrue
It's just that I'd have to go to a different country like Kazakhstan or Serbia for the interview
Eh it's not even a feasible possibility I'll get out here, so no point thinking about it
i will be a mail order bride fr 
wish i could swap you to my place and i take yours
i would take any place in europe other than canada
Not russia
i was tellin madi
it'd be so easy for him
thinking if instead of being a basement failure when i get there, what if i instantly enlist 
just get a normal job 
In July i will be going to croatia, getting me a croatian ID card letting me willy nilly entering the EU countries
nah id take that too

On bright side I'm nearly done shaving and my face will stop resembling a yeti
Poggers
ok
u hate canada THAT much? whyyy?
shaving? not epilating?
zad
it affected my mental health so badly
and other personal issues
???
do I?
o u mean the cold?
you shave ur face
i can stand the weather
you can epilate it too wdym
wtf is this porn game
ic π so is it like the finland situation where nobody socializes?
Too poor
hair won't regrow dummy
hair will regrow unless you laser it i thought
that's what epilating means lol
Yes, I must avoid looking like homeless man and keep the beard well trimmed.
there's epilation and depilation, they're different
i feel like am out of place
i thought you meant the weird electric spinning thing
that yanks the hair
slower when u epilate already. also takes longer to regrow to be visible on the basis of having to grow from inside the skin
ong same bestie
people sometimes would act like complete dicks towards me for no reason whatsoever
That's an epilator
epilating is a process that can be done in different ways
Electric epilation is the 100% permanent one
hmmm that's terrible. what do think that sets u apart from others?
okay hairmaster
cause am in my lowest of energy
real real real
a close friend of mine passed away
my mental health is deteriorating
I got rekt
being pressured with responsibilities
π
oh well
and assignments
then you have people treats you like human flith
filth
haha so real
what are you playing
i live online these days

so am going back to stuttgart next summer
conan exiles
P!exile
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coomer exiles was pretty fun when i played
did they add anything since release
ayy germany is a nice place!
i need to see berghain in my lifetime
idk this is my first time playing it
my hometown and where i was born
so i need a fresh air
studying internationally and depresso goes hand in hand 
it has its flaws but am used to them
i hate my hometown with my entire heart
i also feel embarrassed now
because i realised how shit the noise insulation here is
surely you're not that loud
loud coomer?
yelling at tf2 n shit
oh
cumbrained lil man

and i just realised how loud and how easy it is to hear it
I can hear voices from every room when walking through the hallway
i can hear people watching videos on their phones broooo
it's so over
Paper thin walls
No, the walls are good
joeover
It's about the doors
solid communist construction
towel on door
plug it with towels 
You can't hear anything when you're in a room but when walking in the hallway you can hear everything from every room
or buy one of those cheap amazon door noise thingies
Or i can just let them listen
dorm gex dorm gex
i live in a suburban
so the only one who can hear me are peoples whos living with me
lol
you can barely find the groceries you want
so you will do the old fashioned technique
i can feasibly walk downtown
Except that it's the same here
The dorms are on an island
For groceries i have to do some bussing and then walking
fuck these dorms, I'd rather live in the city
considering i went to a city and watched a political protest
i say i would rather stay in the suburbs
cause its calm
real
constant stimulation
constant griddy
chinese cities are real quiet at night, like ded
:3
:3
:3
hi cori
:3
Mandatory curfew?
Haai guys
ah! so jolly!
naw no nightlife
henlo :3
it gets worse every single fucking day!
Its hard to filter out the spies and russian agents
Unfortunately enough
Allowing Russian refugees while i think is the right thing to do
Is a national security risk
id imagine it to come from the good ol xenophobia tho

And they aint even subtle about it
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
madi confirmed russia spy?
ruski femboi
I think we should just send poland into main land russia
not spie
See what happens
perfectly trained to fit in with the western SCUM
Yea literally a Russian psy op
indeed
To make us drop our guards
Russian femboy? Nobody would suspect a thing
Its perfect
look how he's not saying anything now that we've exposed him
Thats how he learned how to use his weapons


Like the ukrainian soldier who learned to use the grenade launcher from stalker
wtf 
wait how this can't be real
poland isn't even a viable option for me too
Or the bradley crew that learned armour weakpoints from war thunder
It is
link
the amount of accepted refugee applications from russia in poland is like 9%
His comrades should play stalker
where the fuck do i go
men can we stop politiks
He might be joking
:3
But its a real clip
kazhak - visafree travel to china
I'd move you in with me but you're the wrong gender 
brazil
hehehe 
dm
copious amounts of copiun
strigoi in denial
Why is this Water White 
Literally admitted to "some femboys being breedable"
Sure
Someone told me that there's agencies in dubai that look for feminine men and then torture them (sexually) on camera for money
ouch
bro they will not let you go
$ is $
you'll either spend your life there or end up 50m deep under water
Fuck you

I need the money to order new made in abyss volumes
sorry for ping
@solar obsidian 
Shout out to Martin Luther King that mf had a dream
shoutout to bob
Nasty Bob
Sleep with the fishes
Do you just come here to ping delight
Mans determined
50m deep under oil
Do NOT sleep with the fishes
I ping others as well
@solar obsidian youre delightful
@solar obsidian hey bae
Maja*
Never heard of him
aint i maja here?
say it
Say the n-word
yall are just clones of the original its like stormtroopers
I can give you a pair of my thigh highs if I'll ever meet you in person
@uncut obsidian how down bad did you have to be to lose your mod perms?
Same as always
extra gae in brainfart
Did you just notice
yeah?
That happened like a month ago or something
Huh
Pipeline
I dont get it
real
it was a matter of time I see
i haz chesburger was a 2008 thing
hello artyom
I see
Hello angelito
brainfart is trying to help madi get out of ruski land
Glad I'm not a mod anymore though
He has fallen
same
His soul has been consumed
π€¨
actually tru xddddd
does it happen automatically if you get
reacted enough times
https://youtu.be/MbpBJLgUp-w?si=7m7yJJHDDP_A0vvu some of yall mfs need to watch this
The tongue has large surface area with many tiny spaces. This spaces can be filled with bacteria that are present in the mouth, the most common reason for bad breath. The bacteria produce toxins that can cause Halitosis (bad breath). This is very easy to correct. There are many different tools that can be used to clean the tongue but the most co...
how about cleaning your tongue with your teeth like a normal animal
We aren't animals idot
british torture method
okay what the fuck is happening with youtube comments
i use hydrogen peroxide for mouthwash
Why
Ethnic cleansing
i have hyper sense of smell tho thx autism
friday mikklesun
why are billionaries so fucking stupid
because they are just as stupid as ordinary people, but ordinary people dying isn't interesting to anyone
the only way madi dying is gonna be interesting for someone else, for instance, if that death would be really, really stupid or exotic
so get rich asap
everyone will starting pretending to care about you immediately
"russian teen burns to death setting voting truck on fire during misguided prank"
me fr
Hi bezin

fucking moron
also probably
well, some will, out of sheer stupidity or force of habit
I'll be sad to see elon musk go 
I hate it when i gotta ask iedy if i can send a particular meme
I love it because usually he's nice enough to laugh at your meme before saying "no"
fucking josta
admin channel
@uncut obsidian
Hi was
bio says he's 14yo a mod should ban him from brainfart 
@uncut obsidian hi bestie
isnt this channel age gated
omg hiiiiiii
schizo
its ok to be unoriginal
:3
Iβm in math about to go to health
I want the end of the day to come already so i can lift
i hope madi will get his ass rammed by the government
me
heβd like it
hopefully they fuck him to death
yes
good luck
hmm did something just disappear
what the hell
Iβm just gonna sleep and get yelled at
why did some white shit appear on my legs
i slept every 1st period class
its like flour
I have a gae flag in my Telegram profile and a gae flag in my VKontakte profile
Just waiting until someone files a report at this point
self preservation MIA
Brainwashing
My morning classes are designated as sleeping periods
Duality of man. On one hand, playing femboy escape from Russia. On the other hand, speed running prison run.

nah, it's gonna be a fine at first
Heβs been whining about it since 2 in the morning
Oh my lord
Until you meet the Russian equivalent of Tyrone
What is the Russian name equivalent to Tyrone?
tywho
Vlatyrone
I want brain washed
i want brain
Does he know
i googled it
idk
but i posted my selfie here
i walk like that outside
@glad carbon
so far i haven't been beaten to death
no
Why no
ok and
bro?
...
You will know endless torment
I know but Madi will have it worse then me
So Iβm happy
considering what you post
I'm killing you first
don't think so
You want to talk about your Twitter
what I post π
what about what you post 
Yeah that's you
what i post is my concern because i am 18
The cop
adult posting π³
however a "suck if unsucked" joke with ralsei is just weird
Or the driver
I vaporize you but from your perspective is gonna be a slow vaporization as u feel your molecules dissemble
I vaporize Pakistan
Bye bye
Nuh uh
yes huh
Over complicating a joke also is kinda dumb
My ICBMβs
there's no over complicating
In question
No
Nuh uh
Yes
So Iβm sane now
how many dildos in your bum @green schooner
Is this you
What the fuck
yeah
No
Meth
why meth
Itβs fun
Meth
cocainum..
hey hey π€
no flour
tf2

shit game
kys
(i was a spy main)
fuck off
i'll fuck on
nuh uh
speaking of tf2
may god have mercy on my wretched soul
spy mains either turn out as femboys or racists it seems 
open
I don't have a main I just play whatever
my man π€
800 jours
- engi if there's no engies on the team
- spy if there's no spies on the team and there are engies
- soldier if there's spies and engies
Iβm both
hours
me is happy to meet dedicated fan
never play tf2, ultrakill, overwatch, or signalis or you will become pipelined
I'm safe I only played tf2
Iβve played all of those
i played the first 2
ultrakill was ass
Get pipelined I guess
tf2 i have 1k hours on but i dont play anymore
What do you mean getting pipelined
never played ow and signalis is on my list
getting PIPED
flop on a defemboyification crusade
but of course
I come to cleanse this land
don't u get piped by freedomers in yanov
idk bro i haven't been playing stalfard
I have
I've played two of them, how fucked I am?
A valiant effort, but the coomers are plentiful.
you either a smart fella or a fart smella
HEY SHITASS
they will be purged
i thought you were a femboy too though@tidal trellis
:D
you doesn't seem like you'll ever fall onto the pipeline
no?
you're too russian
I'm paki I literally cannot be
You'll live as long as you don't devolve into a coomer
Youβd be beheaded
god dammit
Stand strong, do not let the ham gaslight you
just a twink then 
russians say I'm caucasian
not that either
twinks say I'm too russian
Bz has already undergone the pipeline
WHAT AM I DAMMIT
I will not be gaslighted
ok but i havent seen you
Black
gai
proud serb
im just assuming

A gamer playing games
nah Bz can't be gai
delight 

Delight 
yeah that too
the voices are calling
Y
im right
Youβll sacrifice for your self in the name of srpska
?
you've been drinking jet fuel haven't you
ehat
idk what kind of machinery I'm hearing outside but it's literally siren head 
Srpska is anther make for Serbia
and yes
he doesn't know
the doohickey has been initiated
thingabob
Hello bsusy
i tried ultrakill and will try signalis.
hmm, you know my ass do be kinda looking sexy in the mirror π
We've lost delight
everyday we lose warriors
the pipeline
Delight 
Love your best self I guess 
delight is a prime example that brainfart pipeline is in fact real
Π₯ΡΠΎ Ρ?
Bruno though
OHHHH NO
Driving is so boring

Alcohol
I feel like Bruno was fruity way before brainfart tho
it's merely new game+ for him
man, what a wild gif
actually valid

nah, bruno embraced the gai
pipeline was always here
he said hes bi
femboys were mentioned before i was here
femboys were purged before
first mention, the start of the virus
send snow
i would never become a femboy
source: im too hateful
damn
this is impossible...their forces are endless

IT'S FUCKING SNOW
you like kissing snowmen don't you
why is it fucking snow
You mean the virus started in off-topic?
all this time
THEY'RE TURNING THE SNOW GAE
@narrow lotus, look at this
grok was there during it too
I must kill this person
you don't know it but that snow is a male
that carrot does not go on the nose
I am still gravely offended with grok muting me while I was talking dirty with spider for FEMBOY SHIT
NONE OF THAT SHIT WAS FEMBOY
YOU FOOLISH BAGUETTE
Is brainfart truly so coomerbrained that they are enjoying looking at fucking snow

ITS SNOW
I'm still amused with Falco muting me for playing with his emotions
i fucking hate this goddamn chat it's worse than living in birmingham
hey he had to kill
the only women people met here are the guys that pretend to be women online
When did that happen

a while back
look at this:
( . )( . )
and the pregnant frenchie
we both know you're omitting someone
.!.
shush
!cockdown incoming
We need to import grass or something

Its always friday but when is it cockday Β© - iedy
if anything, the exception only reinforces the rule
good movie
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0265086/
time to vanish again for a few days
thats not true, we have the napoleon enjoyer
she is real, im telling you guys.
To be fair
How do you know she is a woman
the profile picture, duh
delight is one of the twins
damn, proof posted. discord invented femboy pregnancy
π«πΏ
boypreggers
this one is without a father
brainfart should follow the modern age
Hello
we should have our very own

brainfart boybortion clinic
hello, football enjoyer 
GO GO INGERLAND
I am now Boobie enjoyer
"boys don't get pregnant, silly"
"hello", said the boy impregnator
Football has been demoted to side quest till tomorrow
what happened?
Nout
ah
gotta have the coom-day off
you try playing football with the boys
I'm not hydro
insert ingerland meme idk
I'm out of jokes
not to say I had any good ones beside me
thank you, but i know too 
ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND
come on ingerland win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everytime Hydro is here that joke follows him around like a ghost
exactly
IWERE ON THE PISS WERE AVING A LAFF
I don't speak bad teeth
u lost ur sanity yet
i tried that ai but it don't work for me
you were so happy when you got into here the first day
the brain rot consumes you
great news, brainfart
is this channel being deleted?
yeouch
that kick isn't gonna turn u into a woman, its just gonna kill you instead
horse kicks are fucking powerful
hey pookie wanna doomscroll with me

I just saw i have the same guitar
Chaos
so me
What
I tab out
How
Yes
Zyzz, give me strength
Why
looks like the fucking sims


βBroski I need you to dribbleβ

Manβs learning 5 star skill moves
π
Still happy, just memeing and too sleepy for science.
eepy
Tbh the guy seems like a good dad, he calls him broski and has him dripped out in Gucci
Can't imagine a boy getting pregnant unless their trans tbf
@uncut obsidian
GOD DAMNNIT HAMMOND
no way
tonight on top gear
One of the top 5 things to come from modern day Britain
What are there other 4
The science studies will continue soon. 
1 is me obviously
what have u learned so far science man
no
wow fucking kenshi 2 just came out with literally zero warning or advertising
peepee poopoo lol
You arenβt Mr fresh
Yes I am
Nuh
When I get into my interview clothes Iβm fresher then mr fresh fr
What kind of science
Smash
Lots of Grassless coomers inhibit this land. There are a few regular enjoyable people, occasionally dank memes, but mostly stale content.
When the average brainfart resident does not know what to say, they coomerpost, post cats, or make random uwu speak in absence of a persona. The hivemind is strong here. 
Do not pregnant man react demotwink
brother calm
The academy shall have my head. My life's work is over 
you have failed
Will i get pregnant?
The volume of posting is much more favorable tooff-topic, even with the diminished quality. 
Bwaaaah
Bah
I didnβt
I do not have the data to determine that.
Will i die in the next 6 months
Hopefully
π± Question: will he?
Answer: Take a wild guess...
The answer may surprise you.
The answer is among us?
π±
Sussy baka imposter.
my blood boils
Brain Rot
What if brainfart is just a monolith propaganda experiment in real time
Then Iβm gods strongest warrior
Im gods worst creation
im gods
I just exist
The cooming has consumed their soul
Hello god
gods*** ffs get the pronoun right

gawd
What
he's high 5ing you as a fellow worst creation
True
Reject self depreciation
I doubt he's That bad
spice7, your new nickname is Lesbian
oh
The ai has fallen
@weak jackal LET'S GOOOOO
LET ME LISTEN TO MY SONG
good you suck
but why

Sea of thieves
your mwadi priveleges have been revoked
We sailing with tha team
Your smelling nice privilege has been revoked
i don't
You're literally british
Untrip yourself or fix the root of your guilt
Don't worry, God revoked his peoples tasting privilege long ago
The root of my guilt is my past and i can't fix my past
God is British
We donβt get natural disasters
You donβt shit on your own doorstep

Then absolve yourself of worrying over the immutable past and move forward
stop trying to make me compassionate, my brain is not in therapy mode rn
Can't
I'm forever doomed
Until my life changes and i forget about my past
There is one solution
Why donβt you see someone qualified who might be able to help
The homeless man seeing me come with my brick
you can't forget about it, it'll always be there with you but u can let it define u or you can learn from it and move on
Fuck off
homeless guy high on crack
It was the construction hat, actually
Praise lord shutterstock
Praise lord
Deo gratias
I should just overdose on estrogen
no
That would slow down your process
Sounds painful
I feel like I'm going in circles with you holy fuck
me
REAL
Vaginal bleeding? Fuck yeah a vagene will spawn on me
Perhaps the emotional dysfunction comes in waves.
Discord moment
Some good days, some bad days.
Perhaps the emotional dysfunction comes in waves.
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
Wtf my discord won't delete text when I hit enter.
It happens
L
Mf gonna make me go insane
Goddamn making it hit enter that hard
Mods mods!
He's posting the creature!
Kill him!
dead
Not sure if memeing or internal pain disguised as meme cope

Me
:3
:3
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
:3
If it were that good I'd be gaming
We may never know Uther
fuck I just cut myself
I intend to live forever
What
Its fucking cold outside
Uncut yourself
Yeah I accidentally cut myself too shit happens
Cut from game: uncuts self
was wiping my mouth but skin on my hands is so hard and sharp
cut by own skin
lmao
why do you have to make it sound like a skill issue
because i got soft skin and that'd never happen
That's skill issue
get well soon
....what do you mean
Skrill issue
Either you got hard hands or a soft mouth
my palms are fucked from lifting
Walk with a homie
skin broken and hardened
Wsg
Based
I have hard hands apparently, I slapped someone once and they said it felt like being hit with iron
You too 
My Calais is lik
Peak eh
I can grip everything
Peak cancer stage 4
i gotta stay up to fix my schedule
cant get well soon
I'm top rank in cancer
Oof
I bet you will tho
π©
LOL
You just have to believe in yourself
What the fuck
you too
I have like 2 lifting class today
Big GUCCI SOSA casually dropping a new album
Fun
Today is crazy
they teach lifting in school now? what a crazy time to be alive
They used to teach air raid drills in school
You gotta sturdy
"Dirty Nachos" on the new chief keef album go CRAZYYY π£οΈ π₯
I used to think calisthenics are just the superior choice but quickly changed my mind after starting with real weights 
so it's nice the army is starting to move on from them too
Inject anabolic steroids for the full experience
i did strength and fitness
the coach would def teach you how to lift tho




