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northeast poland
90% of the time i won't understand shit
Heād be jumped
thats fine

I used to heat my parents house during winter using 7970s and r9 290x cards
and taken by force?
no just a lot of polish people I know despise Russians
with like
Undying hate

but he's also a femboy so they'd think he's polish himself?
mfw when a polish guy tells me his name
polawceszkowicz
My Mrs mate last name basically you say it like Had Cock 
hard
My name is
most of my server hardware was paid by crypto. with the 4pb of combined storage that's right around 50k alone so I can't complain
grzegorz brzÄczyszczykiewicz
Irish names on top
and i live in dwubiegunówka
govnosransk
Me
speaking of GFs... mine got a raise last month, making more than I ever did and I'm feeling the pressure
Time to guilt trip myself more and stare into the ceiling baii
Have fun
Lads
Itās 3 am do I make instant noodles or nah
My neighbour is getting annoying
they keep shagging
At 3 am
And I can hear em

Join
I might shout over can I join
Iām gonna say player 3 has joined the lobby
Lemme eat food
do it
@winged phoenix speaking of papa elon, sold the calls I bought after the earning dump. Considering more TSLA calls because the markets are insane
Got a worse one
Blast mariachi music
Whoās up shitting they pants rn
I've swung a 180-200 trade
so right now it should be interesting again 
Clearly a buy signal 
the shit and piss 500
99 percent of gamblers stop right as their about to win big
Think they'll find him in a dumpster near a turkish embassy? I heard he got a loan from the saudis when buying twitter
I am praying on Elon's downfall, and the collapse of the Tesla and SpaceX bubbles
On one hand, massive economic damage
On the other hand, it would be funny
all you gotta know you never gonna have enough
enough not to have to work yet not enough to buy a private army big enough to start a coup in a small african nation
Iām in the same boat
Stocks
finances
Socks?
stocks are investments
No i wear those
ok
mwadi's brain is full of thigh highs
true
my brain is full of "jump"
Wdym by that
hehey there's the high roller
stocks are just a scheme to hide the papertrail for the shenanigans the 0.001% get up to
jump what
jump
20 floors
why
don't jump. That's roughly 300k in organs turning to soup once you hit the pavement
you just had a bad spawn
good
if i can't have that money nobody can
you know Madi I could use that money
you can have my liver
60m 
ted you'll never believe what my savings account be lookin like
ouch. I know a guy who bought a pair of nikes for 6000 btc
yeah, i should just jump and reroll
true
ima nap
see u
donāt kill yourself
:3
he still has them 
waiting for the day when fsb will break into my room
but 60m? god damn
Stop being so sad
not your keys etc
why
why
why are you asking a mentally deranged person why
why
why what
I'm sure some sort of fucking is being done
The middle dudes are getting it
why even try
Madi donāt ask me
ask someone else that is like
normal
or sane
????????????????????????????????????
the fuck are you on about
to do anything with my life
heās sad
just get arrested for lgbt propaganda
absurdism is the natural progression of nihilism. grow up
spend my life inba cell
if nothing matters, the fact nothing matters also doesnt matter.
Heās like
Peak poverty
ryry i don't want to understand your messages, no reason in trying
Heās Russian
Yes

Iām holding the 3 grand in my bank like itās my social security number
you weren't at risk of being sent into a cell
he has clothes and a phone
Iāve never seen that much money
in my life
I donāt know what that is

Iām 17
Iām enlisting next year
people get their shoes stolen in homeless shelters. NYC has benches that make it so that it hurts to lie on them, have built infrastructure so you will freeze to death if youre homeless and dont go to a shelter
stop acting like it cant be worse.
okay so how are you typing here
"peak poverty" my ass
you acting as if the poverty crisis in the us ain't by design
How do you invest
šš
im saying it is
so what? Same thing with the state of LGBT rights in russia
yeah.. it's not like you gonna get actively lynched for liking dudes
Me when there's securities fraud to commit
I had a job over the summer thatās how I got the money, just going to work for some factory till my adderall wears off cause I have to wait a year or 2 before I can enlist
I donāt think they give you a 401k
Or a IRA
Nah Iām in school
My adhd fucks me
why not just go out with a rainbow flag and get jailed
I canāt Iāll fail everything
again, retarded defeatism
I donāt want like a ton of money I just want to live comfortable
This economy about to fuck us all lmao
LOL
yeah I am
The job I did which was my first one was
15 dollars and hour
That seems backwards somehow
english not that great probably
Chinese parents will do anything to get their kid to become doctor

love the hustle
Is that you
itās Gary v
omg
Uhhh
guy that is like you but
he looks like heās on meth
He owns multiple football teams

if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck he's probably doing meth
I donāt think influencer is the right word
he just like
preaches about hustling
A lot
Lmao
Speaking of rich fucks the enron ceo's securities ban is running out next year, right? 
he gonna be back
I play war thunder they gonna get me
š
Itās unironically a question that military contractors question you
During a interview now
lmao
bout to go public after his ban goes away 
Itās literally a security question they ask now
if your going into a defense job
My setup is like a 3 year old playing in a puddle compared to an aircraft carrier sailing the pacific
I just watched a crack head get struck by lightning through my ring camera @final cedar
you know
I thought id never see that
in my life


Trueeee
series a just opened. get in while it's hot
6 mil for a 20% stake
now... frfr how easy is it to get funded for a vaporware company?
good luck š
oh god, it's 5am
First time watching wallstreet I wanted to be Gordon Gekko 
||still do||

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what

and grabbing them
@final cedar chase is such a fucking weirdo in this show
Itās literally Madi
madi has to make money somehow
did he already kiss the kid?
what kinda fucking show
yeah
he's moaning too
he kissed the cancer kid
bruh
I cringed at that
i had to skip a lot of that episode
the fuckin brain drilling part got me too
"how do we keep the head from moving?"
"lets drill it to the table"
im on the TB episode
thatās you
LOL YOUR WATCHING IT TO
sees femboy thighs
i had to
neutron activation
how old is he anyways
k
I feel bad now for watching it
i should get a yt channel like that too
Would watch
just femboy thigh slapping 24/7
ok send
would watch
clone yourself 100 times and that could work
what the fuck
LOL
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@glad carbon
P-Ranking ultrakill with one hand while slapping my thighs with the second one
Millions of views guaranteed
true
Iām just joking
i bet you use that one mod
ok madi
sell your worn socks on ebay
LMAO
1 bid from username Charon
fuck off
Madi is the last person Iād want
Things from
I think Iād rather get sent to the Siberian gulags in Stalinās time
0.02 cent
Madi realizing heās gonna be still poor
we live in a suiciety
P-Ranking, what did they mean by this
pranking?
trolltiny
please just shoot my brains out

Why
Donāt be sad dude
Youre the first person id want
the first person shooter
lock in
...dead
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madi stop being a depressed femboy
just pray its not valorant
i rebranded my yt account
and 
it's now fully femboy themed
lets see it
nuhuh
damn thats crazy that you rebranded your yt account
too bad no one here will ever see the rebranded yt account
madi share it with the bros
gonna start uploading 1h long videos of femboy thigh slapping and get gazillions of views
its so cliche
madi on the couch, me and you and the rest of brainfart behind
show us the account
turn that depression into crunches and squats 
crunches are WORTHLESS
turn that depression into pushups (or incline push ups if ur baby) and inverted rows
and then maybe add in glute bridges, planks, and squats
turn that depression into organs sold on black market
not if you going the tomboy route I guess
idk i focus on strength and endurance
maybe crunches are good for hypertrophy in your abs
all i know is planks hit that core like kkrrraaazzyyy!!!
if i could do deadbugs i would but im too ratarted to figure them out and do them properly 
organize a rave, get your freak on
organize a rave and get arrested by an omon squad
Make it a christian music festival for straight young men
i don't want to exist but i don't want to die
trauma dumping in brainfart aint the way to fix it

im not trying to fix it either by saying it here
i quite like existing, food tastes good and jerking my peanits is fun
i have friends to joke with
and jelq with
competitive peanits jerking
i listen to audiobooks (cool) and play video games (badass)
Send
cool
listen to funny podcasts and learn about how strong monkeys are from joe rogan
Embrace the suck
i enjoy existing, if i didnt exist then how would i troll people
Pissing people off is the best sport

how much for monthly subscription?
Real
5 rocks throw into my head
best i can do is american citizenship (i will become your wife)
not to mention i get crazy high off the dorphs when i go running
Whatās dorphs
and im obsessed with myself after building the smallest amount of muscle from bodyweight exercises
i feel myself up constantly, rub my bumpy ass muscles n shit
just strokin my shit
endorphins š¤¤
you should oil yourself up and take a video of that
what is that
Iāll pay 50
Dollars
rn
its like cumming, but instead of jerking you peanits it happens from moving you body
it should be the opposite then
I will give you American citizen ship
And 200 dollars
why would i need the citizen ship? to cross the sea to canada?
do not interact with mwaja
I'm gonna flood your dms with my memes
or random pictures from my camera
flood my dms with your thighs
get friends to jerk with
me and you already do
ill consider
tarkin off
the answer to your application will be ready in 2-5 business days
a 20$ tip will speed that process up ^
a 5000$ tip will save my life
Madi asking us for money
Will get you no where
we are all stubborn bastards
and poor
5000$ to save this mf thighs
Mwadi, stop begging for money 
throw a coin to a homeless twink 
Heās acting like we have money to spare 
leaving this world is easier than leaving russia
jesus...
ok edgar allen poe
@uncut obsidian stop being so damn depressed!
go cheer up and bang some dudes or something
ask grok for a donation
not happening
i am not hungry and it's 3pm
Being poor is not the reason to end yourself
i don't care about being poor
anywhere else
You have house and cloths idk how you arenāt happy
a "house"
Living in a country you donāt like doesnāt mean to die
a place that i sleep and eat in for now until i get thrown out of here
im in a pretty similar situation
living in a country that you don't like and living in a country that doesn't like you is different
itās almost the same
itās not like
End of the world
Type stuff
eat more muesli or whatever its called
i eat that so often now it's insane
not for you
eat sosig and muesli
Iāve experienced worse
so yes
this world is very sad and gut wrenching but itās about finding the pleases in life
like watching frog die from desync
glad i can be of use
your existence is not illegal wherever you are
no but I suffer from multiple mental problems and saw horrors that made my childhood gone
not being able to make out with another dude wouldnāt be my main priority
very great use
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details on the horrors
I think everyone here suffers from at least one mental problem
I watched someone blow their brains out with a pistol when I was 10 outside my house
otherwise they wouldn't be here
lame
my only mental problem is that everybody else is retarted
trauma dump
Base
no Iām just trying to say to Madi that his condition is very minor
stop using me š
and it will be fixed in coming years
responding to a trauma dump with a trauma dump, womp womp
as it is not permanent
love you
Idk Iām fine now
Womp womp
you are the minor here
damn mwadi picked you out of the crowd in an instant
mwadi is so good at finding minors
minor miner
because I have such a minor value for this world

like i said. everybody else is retarted
yes
everybody, no exceptions
Crying
take comfort in that
i should join a sabotage group and blow up some military ship in the port or something
Yes sir oorah
take comfort in knowing that everybody around you except for me is retarded
Private throw it back!
holy shit, the proper spelling isnt banned anymore
Have funnn
Ted kyzincski
you should uhmmm
kaczynski
me when my mom told me to remove the mouse away from the soup pot
polish moment
learn 2 type
you are whating
billions (of lines) must compile
I feel personally attacked for some reasons
im so hungry rn i swear im gonna code for like 2 more hours and then vore like 4 slices of pizza
oh well
You love coding
you love milf
first time iāve looked at brainfart in a week
expecting anything to change in a week
me on my silly little computer coding my silly little project
you're so naive
that's me as fuck
silly little gey boy typing on his silly little project
who the fuck are you
programming socks 
irony
and typical anorexic femboy legs to match
@uncut obsidian get coder socks and maybe you'll be able to get a high earning job
i already do
white/orange and 3 pairs of black/white
please tell me they are argyle
argwhat
ME
what is that chess pattern
argyle
Proof
mmmm no
Crying
i don't have programming socks
tfw faketrans it's over

n e w m u s i c s o o n (i mean it tho)
it won't change by itself, no point in going in here trust me
based
my favorite meme
i remain optimistic
šµāš«
hjiiijjihuiiiihiiiiiihiiiiiiihhiiiiiihiiiiiihiiiiiiii
hijhjihjihihhijhihjihjhhijh
proof?
hiiiii
alright bet
Unless Falco will finally agree that it needs to be fixed, then it won't but yeah same
heās not even 18 wtffff

actual groomer offtopic in here
erm... what the deuce?
thatāll never happen
Madi the groom
but iām stubborn
we'll see, dw
so i will keep waiting
can't believe that some people need to be locked out of the channel for their own good 
that's so pathetic, holy shit
they should be locked out of the internet
Drop some names
Rnnnnn
- Madirex
LOL
2.Madirex
- Maja #84651615616
@glad carbon say your birth date and 3 digits from the back of your credit card
*goon
madi i think you're younger than me
"for their own good"? What good will it give me, less people to talk to and even more mental issues?
Yes
Yes
idk what he's saying then
and it will be less mental issues
how
how are you so naive
i am keeping myself alive by talking to the pixels on my phone
Because your surrounding yourself with retards
i know that you're a teenager, but god damn, i must've been the smartest teenager when i was your age
Actually surrounded yourself with good people
go get some real friends too
you could go touch some grass for once
Where, how
you don't know me
go find some ru buddies online
ok mr fsb guy
we know how you look, we know where you live, we know which gai bar you go to
dont need real friends to be normal, just gotta have walls
put them up real high when you travel through brainfart
and?
the whole server saw your asshole
block out the ratarted
LOL
not like anyone needs to go out of their way to know that too
shit i missed out
when
in vc 1 right now

š³
madi stop goatsee-ing in VC
oh sorry i think i sillied out in vc too much teehee
my school had to make a announcement over the loudspeakers and I quote āstop masterbuting in the lunch roomā
LMAO
stop edging in class
edging on zoom
cause like 4 kids just this week weāre beating off in lunch

are you special ed
They also called 911
6 times
during lunch yesterday
š
average experience being within a quarter-mile of other human beings
can you just hire a hitman at this point
Iāve never met more retarded people ever till I walked in my lunch room
anyone here could file a police complaint on my ahh
you live in Baltimore or something
i didnt want to know madi like that but then demotwink said look at madi's twitter
waste of money
LOL YOU DID
horrid
got a link?
In his profile
random people on the internet don't want you dead bro
Ngl Pittsburgh is a lot better then philly
that's sad
madi, just realise that you aren't that important, that you think you are and move on with your life.
what if i go on 4chan
and forget about relationships now
and that speaks volume
you're in too deep, i have a feeling madi is just trolling
i need to find a guy who'll say "i can fix him"
he unironically lives in Russia
trust me, i know he isn't
he isnāt trolling
delight is being so
rn
no just respawn bro
bro he got a bad spawn
Yeah ik im useless
i know madi lives in russia, im flying out to beat it up next month
no one's useless
what
beat what up
nah ur fine
LOL
no you just need fixed
that thang i saw on twitter

do it taste like lemon pepper chicken yes or no
koko flying over to plap
miau
Madi you need to fix yourself and be rehabilitated
Somehow
someway
also, Madi, stop doomscrolling - you can't stop the world
but you could set certain parts of it on fire
ill come to madivostok
thanks for clarifying
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ur welc
I can watch it burn
or i can join in on the fire
get sponsored by sabotage groups
that's a away to get money
what is that question
im asking if i ate you out if it would taste like lemon pepper chicken
how tf would i know
dig in far enough might find some peanuts to snack on
what
guess i'm going in fellas
wouldn't recommend the corn though...
good luck mate
arizona boy
i am currently located at https://goo.gl/maps/UoSccqHs9STH6MjR7

madi is a
šµ ISLAND BOY šµ
hallo, omon?
what is a bublik
is it the russian bootleg publix
something about food
bub lick
are you at least in walking distance of the liquor store
Can I stay
looks like
the rooftops do anyway
and I'm staying here until i get fuckjn evicted
Resort
Escape from tarkov
???
siege of Leningrad 2
yeah that's a part of the park
so they'll come here and throw molotovs into my window
what are they going to do? go to russia?
no one will
To get railed
bro has me blocked but says that
I mean
your reputation is not the brightest
im going to come
gotta admit doxxing yourself to get game would be next level plotting
and throw myself at you
nvm
noted
Get game?
is this like red dead redemption 2 reputation system
do i gotta not kill people
no
i am dangerously close to actually being down bad for femboys
i think i might be bi
but not in a mental illness kind of way
Koko thats a dark path
fr? on god? fr fr?
if you like males then you probably are
did you just realize that
Dark path only weak walk into
ive never considered it but i could be convinced
strongest of the strong ones*
first nude femboy ive ever seen
that has to be a lie
its fuckin with my brain man im like is this a woman or is this a man *shakes head
not a lie
enjoy me
nooooooooo
it's over
you like to be pinned down and gaped?
my lawyer advised me to not answer that question
im feeling romantical
how has oguzy not been all over you this whole time
i recall he's also down bad
the erp gamma chat has been deleted ages ago
probably doesn't like guys
or mwadi
both are possible
no i dont
koko where are you from
im a country boy from arizona
alright avoiding arizona at all costs
like where? fr*nce?
nope, a little place in colorado
with the rockies and mountain streams around us
is your torture basement located there or something
avoid painters then
ram ranch is located there
not even joking
chat is this real?
how did your lobotomy go
š
@atomic crane can you do that to me
of course
bald boy
thanks for the!
cant you see in the gif theres no brain removal, just a hole in the skull
im going to fill it
ohno
with what?
what do you mean


that is weejrd
well that's an epic fail
Jocker reference?
the jacker
the jinkler
Jocko Homo
@narrow lotus did you buy any tarkov outfits
its the coding getting to me
you're right
i gotta lock in, come back to my senses
lock in, go gey
i was right this whole time!!!
cant imagine what would have happened if madi started grooming me in DMs
holy fvck...
guh
No, i have lvl 45
I already bought anything i liked ingame
good morning good my afternoon black king queen snh blingee
awesome
Only thing i use are the woodland pants, not a fan of the rest
Bear ones look drippy but i dont play bear

Id rather buy inv slots anyway
Much more useful
real
i would buy woodland if i played usec
and im not spending 10$ on uhh
velkon or whatever the bear fit is
Gonna buy the uncircumcised dlc
do it
p!insanity
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Have I ever told u the definition of insanity
Fuck you I'm not doing the whole speech, that's what the video is for
Me
why
being happy is not allowed
what can i be
Angry
what a terrible day to have eyes
thigh squish even
a frog
Duh

frogs will invade your building
Froge
Helo
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Him
i think thats you
im not interested in babooba
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