Idk, if I feel confident enough I'll post my face one day for everyone to mock at
#🎪bruh-fart
craggy wigeon
Idk, if I feel confident enough I'll post my face one day for everyone to mock a...
Cool
Send it today
slender rock
what?
uncut obsidian
Idk, if I feel confident enough I'll post my face one day for everyone to mock a...
if i'll post my face i'll get 
reacted and "ban madi" spammed to me
toxic sundial
Madi big booty twerk vid in stalker chat
slender rock
toxic sundial
No wait german general chat make sure josta sees it
green schooner
if i'll post my face i'll get <:skull4k:1072741079885025280> reacted and "ban ma...
Smash
tidal trellis
if i'll post my face i'll get <:skull4k:1072741079885025280> reacted and "ban ma...
Oh
craggy wigeon
if i'll post my face i'll get <:skull4k:1072741079885025280> reacted and "ban ma...
Ban madi
slender rock
pastel quartz
if i'll post my face i'll get <:skull4k:1072741079885025280> reacted and "ban ma...
ban madi
solar obsidian
if i'll post my face i'll get <:skull4k:1072741079885025280> reacted and "ban ma...
*
slender rock
blur circa 2014 or something
uncut obsidian
<:kys:1079918496198172742>*
yeah forgot about that one too
craggy wigeon
slender rock
clearly not loud enough
steel bone
3
slender rock
middle
pastel quartz
if you're gonna post a face pic make it the one with the signature look of superiority
placid sail
blur circa 2014 or something
aliens
slender rock
yeah
slender rock
or purple hair phase
steel bone
slender rock
lol
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
or purple hair phase
storm stream
stop posting your face
uncut obsidian
if you're gonna post a face pic make it the one with the signature look of super...
wut
huh
solar obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/frieren-owo-moment-lil-cat-face-sousou-no-frieren-gif-132...
that's @fading shuttle
uncut obsidian
or purple hair phase
so 2007
fading shuttle
that's <@478239916682248217>
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/sakamata-chloe-chloe-sakamata-hololive-holox-gif-23958974
mid vtuber i dont recognise schizoid rabbit woman is cooler
slender rock
fading shuttle
mid vtuber i dont recognise schizoid rabbit woman is cooler
tulip ravine
Working on assignment finished class a hour early thought not waiting around for 2 hours to do assignments I can just do at home
Bosh
slender rock
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/%E6%B2%99%E8%8A%B1%E5%8F%89%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AD%E3%83%B1-sa...
there are federal agents in your water supply
fading shuttle
there are federal agents in your water supply
solar obsidian
pastel quartz
have fun
fading shuttle
<:madge1:1146899342217715814>
pastel quartz
I need help finessing madi into posting selfie
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/chloe-%E6%B2%99%E8%8A%B1%E5%8F%89%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AD%E3%83...
she looks stupidt
fading shuttle
I need help finessing madi into posting selfie
thirstiest mf, go away
slender rock
fading shuttle
she looks stupidt
livid pond
uncut obsidian
I need help finessing madi into posting selfie
fine
livid pond
weeb
uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
thirstiest mf, go away
I'm eating raw liver right now with nothing else
uncut obsidian
you forgot the "ban madi" part
livid pond
smash, next question
pastel quartz
ban madi
storm stream
wtf real?
slender rock
Missing eyeliner
stone blade
who the fk is this creature
slender rock
not bannable yet
glad carbon
pastel quartz
boys shouldn't wear eyeliner 
slender rock
you can pull off her style of makeup
glad carbon
boys shouldn't wear eyeliner <:madge:1146898420703953087>
you should
uncut obsidian
you seen maisylynn's stuff
idk whtat that is
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/%E6%B2%99%E8%8A%B1%E5%8F%89%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AD%E3%83%B1-sa...
fake and stupid
fading shuttle
fake and stupid
uncut obsidian
who the fk is this creature
el goblino
livid pond
glad carbon
el goblino
goblinos are real
pastel quartz
this is how I touch you
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/sakamata-chloe-chloe-sakamata-hololive-holox-gif-23958938
pipkin pippa is more based (I've been degenerating into the vtuber rabbithole further)
fading shuttle
pipkin pippa is more based (I've been degenerating into the vtuber rabbithole fu...
she aint even japanese
pale ingot
she aint even japanese
ok and
fallow trellis
thats a good thing
pale ingot
atleast i understand what she's saying
fading shuttle
wheres the fun in that
pastel quartz
not understanding japanese sounds like a skill issue
fading shuttle
most fun stream pippa had was after getting one of her front teeth removed
fading shuttle
could barely understand her
pale ingot
wheres the fun in that
the fun is in being able to put a vod on in the background and listen to the slop and understand it
slender rock
idk whtat that is
fading shuttle
do you really enjoy a content creator if you use them as background noise
fallow trellis
huh
fallow trellis
huh
abstract path
Me when fillian
slender rock
influncer person D&D cosplayer
uncut obsidian
Already looking good
I still don't consider it perfect
pale ingot
do you really enjoy a content creator if you use them as background noise
armchair psychologist.. ur a bum
fading shuttle
armchair psychologist.. ur a bum
im not benzin
uncut obsidian
I'll be doing plastic surgeries in the future probably
pale ingot
Me when fillian
too energetic and autistic for my liking
slender rock
I am sure you can pull off the wings on the eyeliner and shadow
fallow trellis
whao fuck
pastel quartz
slender rock
👍 always worth a try
pale ingot
im not benzin
🫃
fallow trellis
I am sure you can pull off the wings on the eyeliner and shadow
who is this man
pale ingot
who is this man
blur face reveal dont worry abt it
slender rock
who is this man
"man"
fallow trellis
<:KEK:1150378399735484416> "man"
not man?
slender rock
blur face reveal dont worry abt it
you fucking wish
pale ingot
<:KEK:1150378399735484416> "man"
coming out in brainfart..
pastel quartz
feels weird when people are posting your cosplays and you're literally there
slender rock
jesus christ
uncut obsidian
I am sure you can pull off the wings on the eyeliner and shadow
Maybe
pale ingot
the slippery goonmaster
slender rock
I need to learn makeup through trying and failing
just do the simple stuff first
uncut obsidian
None of it looks simple
prisma quiver
crimson flame
weeb
crimson flame
oh nvm its made in abyss
pastel quartz
doing stuff with your eyes is the way to go
prisma quiver
Vol 7 arriving before 5 and 6
crimson flame
you're like the top elites of the weebs
prisma quiver
This is like the only manga i ever read
glad carbon
I need to learn makeup through trying and failing
pastel quartz
This is like the only manga i ever read
you should read berserk
prisma quiver
No
uncut obsidian
doing stuff with your eyes is the way to go
I guess
pastel quartz
or vinland saga
pastel quartz
slender rock
Also my face isn't that smooth
some more skin care stuff would be needed like face scrubs and lotions along with primers and so on
pale ingot
read berkrirk
uncut obsidian
Just need to get the right color
pale ingot
zerzerk
slender rock
you'll figure it out
prisma quiver
When im done with MiA maybe
But as that is still an ongoing story itll take a while
slender rock
ham stop casting stones in a glass house
pale ingot
pale ingot
ham stop casting stones in a glass house
i cast STONE
slender rock
I cast your aunt
pale ingot
uncut obsidian
some more skin care stuff would be needed like face scrubs and lotions along wit...
I have a smoothing face scrub (weekly) and a clarifying toning solution (morning and evening)
Apparently they're supposed to be used before makeup to clean your skin but I'm just using it to clean the skin without the makeup part
pastel quartz
my wife told me to use some mascara but I told her to fuck off with that girly shit 
for cleaning the pores on your face or something
they're just gonna get dirty again
slender rock
my wife told me to use some mascara but I told her to fuck off with that girly s...
you afraid of being... EFFEMINATE?
uncut obsidian
"why would i wipe my ass, it's gonna be dirty again"
pale ingot
"why would i wipe my ass, it's gonna be dirty again"
you wipe?
pastel quartz
I wash my hands because I touch stuff with my hands
my face never touches anything
slender rock
my face never touches anything
brother in christ
there's a lot of things that can collect on the FUCKING OILS on your face
Holy fuck bud
placid sail
Vladivostok really must be a pretty chill place to not get harassed for looking like that in feodal Mordor. that, or their bar for feminine looks is pretty low. either way, good job ig don't get killed silly idiot 
pale ingot
who doesn't
slender rock
I use wipes, babywipes, flushables to wipe ya'll got shit streaks on ya'lls drawers
gross
uncut obsidian
my face never touches anything
pastel quartz
I get in the bath tub and max water pressure my butthole clean 
uncut obsidian
dirt/dust particles aren't real anymore apparently
pale ingot
I get in the bath tub and max water pressure my butthole clean <:jermasus:920745...
why not just use a garden hose
pastel quartz
I don't have a garden
uncut obsidian
even when you flush the toilet with the lid open the particles from that go into the air
pale ingot
I don't have a garden
why not just use your hands 
pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
Vladivostok really must be a pretty chill place to not get harassed for looking ...
Nah, i get looks from literally everyone
livid pond
uncut obsidian
Almost everyone
Walking through a hospital and everyone looking at me like im on a podium
pastel quartz
confused about your gender no doubt 
placid sail
Nah, i get looks from literally everyone
well good for you, attention whore
pale ingot
i dont think everyone is that homophobic i think you're just paranoid beyond belief lilbro
placid sail
and I guess Femboyvostok is really chill like that
uncut obsidian
One group of young guys said "what the fuck is that" to me when i was walking by them but that's about it for now
placid sail
lots of places in Russia where that won't fly at all
uncut obsidian
well good for you, attention whore
Nah it's weird
storm stream
uncut obsidian
ESPECIALLY when they stare into your soul
livid pond
https://tenor.com/view/kanye-kanye-west-kanye-stare-kanye-blank-stare-stare-gif-12194148980904864867
uncut obsidian
I was standing in a queue in Wildberries today and the girl in front of me just gazed onto my face
slender rock
One group of young guys said "what the fuck is that" to me when i was walking by...
they're probably insecure they might be 🌈 themselves
uncut obsidian
I was trying to look into my phone but she wasn't looking away
solar obsidian
ESPECIALLY when they stare into your soul
uncut obsidian
Like she was analyzing every detail of it
slender rock
or just insecure as fuck
placid sail
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1767961289492443265
damn that's a hot gri AH FUCK
pale ingot
i don't think its that deep
uncut obsidian
And then i looked at her and she moved away her eyes immediately
slender rock
eh ignore them
pastel quartz
I was standing in a queue in Wildberries today and the girl in front of me just ...
no but like that's literally just her using 100% of mental resources to determine if you're a girl like her or not 
fading shuttle
its slavic tradition to stare at anyone that looks slightly abnormal
ruby minnow
its slavic tradition to stare at anyone that looks slightly abnormal
Ivan for example
people stare at him
always
pale ingot
its traditon for everyonr
placid sail
its slavic tradition to stare at anyone that looks slightly abnormal
I thought it's an Indian thing
fading shuttle
people stare at him
yes they do
ruby minnow
I thought it's an Indian thing
indians don't stare only people who look gey
they stare everyone
because they would rape all
men women
slender rock
its slavic tradition to stare at anyone that looks slightly abnormal
well here in the states and ghetto that means challeging to a fight
placid sail
but I guess it is normal for slavs too
ruby minnow
no difference for them
pastel quartz
its slavic tradition to stare at anyone that looks slightly abnormal
I try my best to look normal and generic and it works no one stares at me ever
in fact sometimes I feel like a ghost 
slender rock
thugs be like AE YO WHAT SET YOU REPPIN!
fading shuttle
well here in the states and ghetto that means challeging to a fight
thats because you are young country, too much ego not enough balls
placid sail
I get stared at sometimes just because my fucking hat is slightly less common
slender rock
thats because you are young country, too much ego not enough balls
too much ego, too much balls, small brain
uncut obsidian
and I guess Femboyvostok is really chill like that
It's kinda chill in public i guess, but it's gonna be over for me if I'll walk through a dark alleyway and bump into such a group of people
slender rock
but yes
uncut obsidian
They're scared to do much in public
storm stream
I was standing in a queue in Wildberries today and the girl in front of me just ...
she prolly was jealous of your skin quality
slender rock
eh
ruby minnow
They're scared to do much in public
hmm i wonder why
uncut obsidian
I get stared at sometimes just because *my fucking hat is slightly less common*
TF2 RARE HAT
ruby minnow
it might be because its illegal
livid pond
It's kinda chill in public i guess, but it's gonna be over for me if I'll walk t...
concealed carry?
fading shuttle
I get stared at sometimes just because *my fucking hat is slightly less common*
you wearing a flaming team captain or what bro
slender rock
they ain't shiiiiit
uncut obsidian
concealed carry?
Oh right, pepper spray
Might buy that too
I have a knife but that would put me in jail
placid sail
you wearing a flaming team captain or what bro
just an ushanka
pastel quartz
madi upon waking up one day: man although living in russia is somewhat challenging compared to the rest of the world it's simply just not enough for me.. ok I've decided, time to become a femboy 
placid sail
(I don't like my ears getting cold)
glad carbon
Oh right, pepper spray
is that legal to carry
placid sail
(plus it's comfy)
ruby minnow
madi upon waking up one day: man although living in russia is somewhat challengi...
great way to end bloodline
and become isolated from society
uncut obsidian
madi upon waking up one day: man although living in russia is somewhat challengi...
time to walk outside in arm warmers, ear clips and a choker*
glad carbon
great way to end bloodline
born in russia? bloodline ended
ruby minnow
its nice
pastel quartz
to be fair your kitty choker is quite fashionable
uncut obsidian
I got it as a gift
pastel quartz
maybe girls stare at you to steal your fashion
uncut obsidian
I'm obliged to wear it everywhere
placid sail
It's kinda chill in public i guess, but it's gonna be over for me if I'll walk t...
fucking madi running for his twinky life from a bunch of drunk raging local bydlos and throwing his body on the steps of local sberbank like john wick jumped on the stairs of continental when he was chased by an assassin
uncut obsidian
fucking madi running for his twinky life from a bunch of drunk raging local bydl...
lmao
slender rock
lolwut
uncut obsidian
a guy in a shop said "do you want a collar like that" to his wife in a shop while walking past me
placid sail
is ushanka that uncommon
it's kinda old-fashioned hat choice, everyone is wearing beanies and shit
uncut obsidian
ruby minnow
it's kinda old-fashioned hat choice, everyone is wearing beanies and shit
they are boring people man
ushanka gang on top
uncut obsidian
it's kinda old-fashioned hat choice, everyone is wearing beanies and shit
comfy = good
placid sail
it is a good point in the discussion tho
something that silly and mundane still get stares sometimes
so, yeah, I guess slavs are peepo stare
ruby minnow
something that silly and mundane still get stares sometimes
its like
old people look at you right?
they get flashbacks from the time in Grozny
uncut obsidian
Doubt I'll ever go in thigh highs outside in russia though, that's a straight way to either police station or ER
glad carbon
I have to go
ruby minnow
they get flashbacks from the time in Grozny
they think
oo blyad
my friend used to wear that
and he got killed in front of me
uncut obsidian
so, yeah, I guess slavs are peepo stare
unless you look like an ordinary npc copy
placid sail
Doubt I'll ever go in thigh highs outside in russia though, that's a straight wa...
come on buddy, where's your sense of adventure
fading shuttle
they see the ushanka and remember their time in vorkuta
placid sail
the bloodied little nugget of meat that is left of your body is gonna be showed in some telegram channel
fading shuttle
STEP 8 REZNOV, FREEDOM
placid sail
maybe 
slender rock
just raging alcoholism
uncut obsidian
the bloodied little nugget of meat that is left of your body is gonna be showed ...
Yay
"nugget of meat"
stone blade
Hi
uncut obsidian
Sir im not in st Petersburg, people don't cut each other into pieces here
placid sail
let me raise the stakes even higher
placid sail
I dare you, madi
stone blade
hi madi
uncut obsidian
I dare you, madi
You bitch
placid sail
to stroll on high heels in Grozniy
placid sail
while wearing something with a rainbow as well
in case not everyone will notice the heels
slender rock
busy shut up
ruby minnow
holy shit that's an instant knife to your heart
stone blade
placid sail
busy shut up
you dare, hillbilly
stone blade
uncut obsidian
in case not everyone will notice the heels
Can you send me money for tickets to Grozny please
ruby minnow
he's not a cool american
fading shuttle
awful
slender rock
Syno
placid sail
Can you send me money for tickets to Grozny please
I'm not as naive as you are
slender rock
Shut your face
ruby minnow
the weed man is talking to me
placid sail
the last molecule of serotonine has left blur's body
slender rock
I happen to the small percentage doesn't want to ban guns
placid sail
he's going rogue
toxic sundial
Send me more 7.62
slender rock
oh my fucking god
placid sail
he's going aggressive
slender rock
fuck you guys lol
ruby minnow
the liberal is angry guys
slender rock
xD
ruby minnow
its called dark humor
toxic sundial
https://tenor.com/view/trans-your-trans-pink-pill-estrogen-quake-gif-20254841
I heard from Angela merkel that they do this to 11 year olds
slender rock
<--- son of a marine
tulip ravine
My man
uncut obsidian
I'm not as naive as you are
How am i naive
glad carbon
Can you send me money for tickets to Grozny please
y
uncut obsidian
Explain
slender rock
i know of dark humor
slender rock
mmmcrayons
placid sail
Who’s angry
blur is mad the we're not all woke yet
tulip ravine
Define woke
slender rock
I am not mad wtf
ruby minnow
Blur wants you to turn in your guns and transition your children this moment
placid sail
Define woke
extraordinary !gay
slender rock
jesus christ
glad carbon
Busy is daring me while not supplying me with the finances
go to alaska instead of canada
placid sail
so that even !gays will say "bruh wtf"
glad carbon
im sure boat fare is cheaper than air
slender rock
toxic sundial
Busy is daring me while not supplying me with the finances
I will pay above market rates for ap 7.62
placid sail
who could have guessed with all those dark pfps and moody depressive texts that blur is so fruity inside
ruby minnow
he's rainbow colorful in the inside
slender rock
I will pay above market rates for ap 7.62
a whole crate 1200 rounds. name your price
ruby minnow
he wants racism and homophobia to end
toxic sundial
a whole crate 1200 rounds. name your price
Tree fiddy
tulip ravine
he wants racism and homophobia to end
Racism is a w though
Just make sure you win
solar obsidian
placid sail
the entire alliance of trans and gaes of gamma has nothing on this bad boy
slender rock
I'll throw in some speedloaders for 10
solar obsidian
unless you look like an ordinary npc copy
classic maja mindset
solar obsidian
tidal trellis
I return
ruby minnow
the entire alliance of trans and gaes of gamma has nothing on this bad boy
its has joined 1100 march for our lives protests and 200 LGBTQ protests
tidal trellis
what I miss hi
ruby minnow
this bad boy does his wokeness good
tulip ravine
Syno my favourite Turk
ruby minnow
Syno my favourite Turk
Hydro my favorite Englishman
toxic sundial
tulip ravine
Going to Izmir
slender rock
the true dune 2
uncut obsidian
classic maja mindset
I am simply saying the truth
uncut obsidian
Nobody will look at you here if you look like everyone else
ruby minnow
not too small not too big
solar obsidian
Nobody will look at you here if you look like everyone else
attention whoring
ruby minnow
not a shithole like Istanbul
solar obsidian
c'mon, man
uncut obsidian
What
toxic sundial
the true dune 2
uncut obsidian
you missed the entire point of the conversation delight
slender rock
the floors gonna be sticky
solar obsidian
slender rock
👁️ 👁️
uncut obsidian
the floors gonna be sticky
explain
glad carbon
edging alone? without the homies?
solar obsidian
edging alone? without the homies?
you're welcome to join
tidal trellis
edgerunners
toxic sundial
slender rock
so... they'll fuck it..?
glad carbon
you're welcome to join
🥺
tulip ravine
come on ingerland
COME ON INGERLAND
slender rock
ha ha joke
tidal trellis
COME ON INGERLAND
COME ON INGERLAND
ruby minnow
SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS
tidal trellis
WINNN
ruby minnow
GO INGERLAND GO INGERLAND
tulip ravine
SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS
You know
We have journalist who go undercover with England fans
slender rock
Oh no
tulip ravine
Because they just sing racist chants for fun
slender rock
tulip ravine
The best one was in France with my mates
Everyone got into a fight with Russians
Night after guy slid down the street like a slip and slide
toxic sundial
slender rock
Brits know how to do that with just changing entire cultures to be british, americas we just economise racism for uh... profit via labor. or outright just take the fuck over
😄
tulip ravine
Profit via labor is a w though
uncut obsidian
What about child labor
slender rock
the children yearn for the mines
glad carbon
you
tulip ravine
What about child labor
Like here it’s regulated I don’t see issue, a lot of laws regarding what you can and can’t do
tulip ravine
You can collect glasses at pubs, and they have to pay you with a max working hours of maybe like 8 hours a week
That shits calm
That’s good for building workplace experience early
inland jackal
halt
tulip ravine
while being around completely pished lads
I did it for 3 years and I’m fine
inland jackal
tulip ravine
And don’t forget drinking culture is different here lol
slender rock
true
tulip ravine
At 8pm most people aren’t pissed pissed
prisma quiver
Stroker
slender rock
american drinking culture is... just self hate and unresolved issues
toxic sundial
Increase taxes for the poor honestly
tulip ravine
Me and my mates might start like
prisma quiver
inland jackal
breinfart im downloading fc6 rn
slender rock
🤔 kebob shops though
tulip ravine
Go pub at 2pm
Drink till 8pm
Go nightclub till 6 am
Get maccies
Go home
Bosh
uncut obsidian
I wonder how much I'd make working as a waiter
I've been told that twinky looking boys here (in rich pubs) get tips way more often than girls for some reason 🤨
tulip ravine
Average Saturday night for me
slender rock
what if one skips maccies and goes for a kebob is that when the violence starts?
tulip ravine
what if one skips maccies and goes for a kebob is that when the violence starts?
Nahh fighting is just fun
slender rock
ah
tulip ravine
So everyone fights lmao
slender rock
yeah
toxic sundial
maccies is too expensive nowadays, I just cook breakfast sandwiches at home it takes like 4 minutes
slender rock
after the end everyone is friends
tulip ravine
Exactly
pale ingot
wait
tulip ravine
here in the states people almost want to kill each other
To be fair
slender rock
almost as if it's all cursed?
toxic sundial
Honestly fast food is just simply not worth it anymore. I'm not sure why anyone still buys that shit even if you had the money
tulip ravine
With the shit beers yous drink
pale ingot
i just realized what madis face reminded me of
tulip ravine
I’ve seen the way you pour beer 
pale ingot
let me dig it up
tulip ravine
In a fucking plastic cup
glad carbon
I wonder how much I'd make working as a waiter
I've been told that twinky lookin...
try it
tulip ravine
Or a non branded beer glass
toxic sundial
With the shit beers yous drink
Twisted tears went down in price 
slender rock
depends on the bar
pale ingot
i just realized what madis face reminded me of
slender rock
the trashy ones yeah
tulip ravine
Do they not know the glass from the beer maker is specifically designed for that beer
glad carbon
Nobody's hiring
tulip ravine
the trashy ones yeah
Is the head of a pint seen as a waste
slender rock
I like dark beers
toxic sundial
ipas are shit and always have been
tulip ravine
Head is the foam
tulip ravine
ipas are shit and always have been
IPAs are decent
Here we have a lot of mini pubs that do craft beers
glad carbon
ipas are for hipsters
toxic sundial
I'm just not much of a beer fan, more liquor and chaser kinda guy ig
slender rock
Sacramento has a lot of little craft beer places
toxic sundial
That and mixed drinks
slender rock
it's kinda a subset of the local things to do here
glad carbon
i dont drink
toxic sundial
i dont drink <:kek:1206172080169820190>
You should try fentanyl I hear it's great
glad carbon
You should try fentanyl I hear it's great
send me some
toxic sundial
send me some
PayPal me $4400
tidal trellis
Fucking fentanyl addicts everywhere
final cedar
morphine nose spray 
pale ingot
Fucking fentanyl addicts everywhere
1 in 2 people in my city are smokers man it pisses me off
inland jackal
It’s shit like this that piss me off
piss
inland jackal
p!piss
foggy mantleBOT
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slender rock
idk the beers I had lately aren't small heads like that
so
depends where it is really
tulip ravine
idk the beers I had lately aren't small heads like that
In Czech irrc you can get just foam
final cedar
so you want nice head?
slender rock
💀
glad carbon
PayPal me $4400
pale ingot
tulip ravine
so you want nice head?
If you ain’t getting nice head in the morning honestly what are you even doing am I right
Fuck moderation
My liver is working overtime
slender rock
F
toxic sundial
AK is freshly greased
tulip ravine
Nota to his ak: oil up lil bro
uncut obsidian
@placid sail u goin to vote?
toxic sundial
Nota to his ak: oil up lil bro
Lubed up and ready
final cedar
dump it in ze kerosene barrel
final cedar
tell
tulip ravine
I can literally order drugs on Uber eats if I want
toxic sundial
Also oils don't stick long with aks they are too hot, lithium grease stays longer through tougher fire
tulip ravine
There’s a dessert place near me
final cedar
tidal trellis
1 in 2 people in my city are smokers man it pisses me off
Smokers on their way to contribute to pollution
And ruin their lungs
tulip ravine
And you can order nitrous oxide carts with a dispenser and balloons
uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
Also never do nitrous oxide
slender rock
tulip ravine
My mate did it and it fucked him up
toxic sundial
Smokers on their way to contribute to pollution
final cedar
why not?
final cedar
besides the vitamin B deficiency it's got barely any side effects
final cedar
what you do is you get a bottle of the medical stuff and mix it with oxygen
tulip ravine
what you do is you get a bottle of the medical stuff and mix it with oxygen
Ain’t got time for allat
Just inhale the entire canister
Make a diver suit but swap the oxygen tank for nos
toxic sundial
tulip ravine
What about lava monkey
toxic sundial
What about lava monkey <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
final cedar
Antarctic monkey where
glad carbon
smashing pumpkins fans
toxic sundial
Arctic monkeys is the UK's only contribution to the world
final cedar
Jimmy Savile
toxic sundial
The Internet was absolutely an American invention do not even try
tulip ravine
We invented tanks
glad carbon
Jimmy Savile
wasnt he an awful person
tulip ravine
The Internet was absolutely an American invention do not even try
Read again
We invented the protocol for worldwide communication
river zealot
toxic sundial
Read again
Nah
tulip ravine
The internet in the way Americans invented it was nothing like the mordern internet
tulip ravine
It was used for communication for military / gov
glad carbon
river zealot
Hello messi messi messi
tulip ravine
Technically the intranet
toxic sundial
Hello nota
Howdy
tulip ravine
We layed the foundation for baseball
And brought the original bat and ball idea to the us
river zealot
toxic sundial
I'm retracting the olive branch now, giving Canada credit for Arctic monkeys
Too bad
tulip ravine
I'm retracting the olive branch now, giving Canada credit for Arctic monkeys
Formed in Sheffield
Sorry pal x
river zealot
uncut obsidian
wet pussy
tidal trellis
Car
tidal trellis
Hi
river zealot
Hello spice
toxic sundial
uncut obsidian
Hello team
toxic sundial
Me asf
tidal trellis
Hello
uncut obsidian
Something you will never see
Don't want to, ty
tidal trellis
KANYE EAST
stone blade
hi
toxic sundial
Don't want to, ty
Cope and sneeze 🤧
ruby minnow
ok it is time to play a good game instead of whatever the fuck valorant is
uncut obsidian
Cope and sneeze 🤧
achoo
toxic sundial
Bless you
inland jackal
ok it is time to play a good game instead of whatever the fuck valorant is
who gave you the idea to play such game
ruby minnow
who gave you the idea to play such game
me and my friends
ruby minnow
like for an example
i play r6
when i'm drunk
and while my friends are drunk
otherwise we just never touch it
inland jackal
ruby minnow
but now i'm installing metro exodus
toxic sundial
they are not letting my ass in heaven
Yeah they are
inland jackal
installing fc6 here
inland jackal
but now i'm installing metro exodus
make sure you explore
uncut obsidian
Yeah they are
Never
ruby minnow
man i hate that they added health to the enemies
ruby minnow
make sure you explode
i would say i'm not arabic but that's a overused joke
inland jackal
what is madi talking about, cant see messages of his
uncut obsidian
turkye
toxic sundial
man i hate that they added health to the enemies
Same with dying light 2, they ruined the vibe of the game adding rpg health bars above everyone for literally no reason
uncut obsidian
what is madi talking about, cant see messages of his
overused joke
ruby minnow
Same with dying light 2, they ruined the vibe of the game adding rpg health bars...
wait did every enemy in dl2 have health bars
toxic sundial
what is madi talking about, cant see messages of his
Blocked for being underage 😔
ruby minnow
i don't remembeer that
river zealot
overused joke
P!shutup
foggy mantleBOT
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ruby minnow
and i finished the game twice
toxic sundial
wait did every enemy in dl2 have health bars
You can turn them off in the options but enemies still scale with your level so having legendary gear literally won't make a difference from your starting stuff
toxic sundial
now talking about dying light
Dying light is literally the best zombie video game ever made. Dying light 2 was fun but mid and not living up to it's potential
tidal trellis
Dying light when he meets living darkness
ruby minnow
that reminds me
i should finish yakuza 0
and skyrim
but i played yakuza 0 for 16 hours
the game is still going
uncut obsidian
weak jackal
toxic sundial
uncut obsidian
pusi in bio
toxic sundial
pusi in bio
pale ingot
FRIENDLY FIRE
weak jackal
They're gonna keep coupling up and breeding until hatsune miku is born
pale ingot
oh no
ruby minnow
They're gonna keep coupling up and breeding until hatsune miku is born
what does miku have to do with this
uncut obsidian
glad carbon
final cedar
beef estrogenoff
glad carbon
strogan off
uncut obsidian
who up strogin they beef off
final cedar
who estrogin they beef
manic cave
narrow lotus
manic cave
WHAT DID I WALK INTO
narrow lotus
WHAT DID I WALK INTO
!lockdown
split canyonBOT
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
narrow lotus
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Scav? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the USEC corps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the BEARs, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire USEC armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this raid, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the messaging window? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Customs location and your stash is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Scav. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the USEC Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Scav.
!unlock
split canyonBOT
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
robust cove
KINO
manic cave
narrow lotus
peepee poopoo
taci ca-ti fut una
pale ingot
taci ca-ti fut una
suge-mi-o
inland jackal
robust cove
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Scav? I’ll have you ...
I'll tell my grandchildren this was the bible
toxic sundial
Everybody ping iedy 48 times it's fun and you can do it for free
pale ingot
good idea
narrow lotus
Everybody ping iedy 48 times it's fun and you can do it for free
Every ping i get from now is 1 hour of mute for you
Begin
pale ingot
only for him?
gusty willow
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Scav? I’ll have you ...
You will never be a real soviet. You have no gulags, you can't speak russian, you have no political power. You are a 14-year old boy warped by breadtube and attempting to be unique and edgy into a crude mockery of a non-existent regime.
All the “political support” you get is.... oh fuck, you don't get any. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish beliefs behind closed doors.
People are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of political evolution have allowed people to realize your actual intentions. Even commies that couch their language in enough plausible deniability. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to win one election, you’ll lose the second people inevitably find a videotape of you ranting about how we need to have a massive fucking uprising that makes France look like a sissy because work is boring and long.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a political minority is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fucktarded.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
robust cove
@narrow lotus
toxic sundial
Ruh roh
robust cove
1
pale ingot
@narrow lotus
narrow lotus
Interesting lore
pale ingot
can we get more
weak jackal
what does miku have to do with this
Miku is a virtual person
prisma quiver
I AM MUSIC 2024 album of the year trust me
glad carbon
I AM MUSIC 2024 album of the year trust me
pale ingot
i think iedy should ping himself 46 times
narrow lotus
I AM MUSIC 2024 album of the year trust me
thin trench
Срем ребята, моддеры спят 🤙
toxic sundial
The server loves Nota
frigid nexus
Есть ещё время
slender rock
frigid nexus
🤙🏼
pastel quartz
at this point I just block anyone I see in here speaking russian and whose name I don't recognize
narrow lotus
@livid plover you have visitors
frigid nexus
https://tenor.com/view/the-crown-the-russians-serious-look-gif-16133787
Да, я ебан##ый! И этим живу
glad carbon
iedy why did you spend the mod funds on tarkov skins
narrow lotus
iedy why did you spend the mod funds on tarkov skins
i am chad enough i buy them ingame
prisma quiver
Carti maybe the best RAPPER ever in the whole wide universe
gusty willow
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
narrow lotus
@glad carbon imagine if they released something new instead of copy paste cringe
uncut obsidian
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Scav? I’ll have you ...
Next cockdown will be funny guys believe me
slender rock
the urge to shitpost more STARS AND STRIPES IS HIGH
glad carbon
<@221441858897838080> imagine if they released something new instead of copy pas...
honestly
i want to see ONLY paid skins
pale ingot
<@750305634666414131> you have visitors
the resident ruski
narrow lotus
Next cockdown will be funny guys believe me
@fading shuttle
toxic sundial
<@221441858897838080> imagine if they released something new instead of copy pas...
and 
glad carbon
not some earned skins that you can pay for
final cedar
what are CS2 glove chests and why are they worth 6$ on steam marketplace?
prisma quiver
Start sissyposting, no balls?
uncut obsidian
Sissyposting engage
slender rock
i want to see ONLY paid skins
you pay for skins and not collect them by kidnapping homeless people?
gusty willow
what are CS2 glove chests and why are they worth 6$ on steam marketplace?
no glove no love
pastel quartz
Start sissyposting, no balls?
pale ingot
what are CS2 glove chests and why are they worth 6$ on steam marketplace?
they deglove u irl for a mere 6 doubloons
prisma quiver
https://tenor.com/view/korone-speech-bubble-gif-7114163882289491891
WOULD WOULD WOULD WOULD
narrow lotus
All they had to do was release a single good skin for Usec and Bear and ppl would pay even 20 euros for them
glad carbon
i wanna see some shmuck with fuckin urban camo
narrow lotus
But BSG being lazy af
glad carbon
that he paid 12$ for
glad carbon
All they had to do was release a single good skin for Usec and Bear and ppl woul...
honestly
it doesnt even have to be some meta all-black armor
uncut obsidian
WOULD WOULD WOULD WOULD
ur horni
prisma quiver
Engage in Nanachi posting fr?
pale ingot
Engage in Nanachi posting fr?
no
toxic sundial
Tarkov devs genuinely piss me off
tidal trellis
https://tenor.com/view/ready-or-not-game-anyone-wanna-play-anyone-wanna-play-rea...
man fuck u
pale ingot
skedaddle
glad carbon
it just needs to be some dripped out fuckin camo
tidal trellis
I play ready or not
final cedar
bro got D cups 
slender rock
prisma quiver
ur horni
You are the guy who was talking in brainfart while he was about to be dicked down raw style
Stfu
lone cedar
I play ready or not
Ok hop on ready or not
toxic sundial
They are really really good map designers. Shitty game devs tho
pastel quartz
Tarkov devs genuinely piss me off
bro same wtf is wrong with them can't believe they made a game like this on Unity instead of Unreal Engine
uncut obsidian
You are the guy who was talking in brainfart while he was about to be dicked dow...
So?
lone cedar
im gaeming WC3 campaign @tidal trellis
prisma quiver
So? <:trolltiny:1148668605333000324>
Nanachi fighting goku(cannon)
lone cedar
now at undead, sylvanas hoe running away constantly
uncut obsidian
Nanachi fighting goku(cannon)
Anime ew
slender rock
tidal trellis
now at undead, sylvanas hoe running away constantly
the elf woman is starting to vex me greatly
dreamy flaxBOT
metronxp, your new nickname is Engineer
lone cedar
the elf woman is starting to vex me greatly
Yea past that mission
toxic sundial
You are the guy who was talking in brainfart while he was about to be dicked dow...
Who's getting dicked down raw style? 👀
prisma quiver
I'm the only normal person in here
lone cedar
I got the 3 orbs for Kel Thuzad
glad carbon
@narrow lotus imagine if they had like uhh
prisma quiver
Who's getting dicked down raw style? 👀
Mwadi
pastel quartz
the elf woman is starting to vex me greatly
unsuccesfully trying to copy Kerrigan's character arc
narrow lotus
<@146741297875517440> imagine if they had like uhh
Honestly i want a COAT for usecs man
glad carbon
funny epic community camo
lone cedar
Ngl its a bit more challening than i thought, but i am playing on hard
glad carbon
like how counter strike does it
tidal trellis
Ngl its a bit more challening than i thought, but i am playing on hard
Fall of silvermoon?
That's ez
glad carbon
<@221441858897838080> or imagine, the witnerized camo or shit
for sure
frigid nexus
СРАТЬ ВЕЧНО!
🤙🏼
final cedar
narrow lotus
Monolith camo
tidal trellis
Btw you can possess the workers to get alliance heroes cuz they didn't put a safeguard
slender rock
lone cedar
Fall of silvermoon?
U just gotta have patience for the campaign, stack ur units and go all in
thats the jest of it
frigid nexus
pastel quartz
hi Iedy (say hi back)
uncut obsidian
Who's getting dicked down raw style? 👀
why so interested
glad carbon
that'd be funny to have
narrow lotus
glad carbon
omw to goon the homie
narrow lotus
They released the fucking popeye shirt for Bear
prisma quiver
HIS JAWLINE TF
narrow lotus
Kekw
toxic sundial
why so interested
Im sorry I cannot engage in horny posting with you I am exiting this conversation
uncut obsidian
HIS JAWLINE TF
looksmaxx
glad carbon
im so glad they made telnik a 5$ skin
uncut obsidian
Im sorry I cannot engage in horny posting with you I am exiting this conversatio...
noted, Nota
glad carbon
its such a lame shirt
pastel quartz
HIS JAWLINE TF
fake jawline, its all beard
glad carbon
dunno why it was locked to like level 50
prisma quiver
fake jawline, its all beard
I'd still hit for the right price
narrow lotus
toxic sundial
final cedar
prisma quiver
Iedy nazi confirmed
uncut obsidian
hmmmmmmm
ruby minnow
my grandma has been holding her breath for 40 minutes now
uncut obsidian
that arm patch might be missing something
pastel quartz
I love the japanese flag on the arm 🇯🇵
final cedar
my grandma has been holding her breath for 40 minutes now
World star
toxic sundial
narrow lotus
that arm patch might be missing something
the USEC insignia ofc
frigid nexus
Чтож читать продолжаю
narrow lotus
The Armband
frigid nexus
О юсеки
tidal trellis
car
frigid nexus
prisma quiver
We should ban all the russian people from this chat
uncut obsidian
No
lone cedar
My cat tried to kill me
I gave him bacon and he spills water all over the hot stove
prisma quiver
No
Not including you
We should ban all the people who type in russian in this chat
midnight cloud
slender rock
frigid nexus
Не понимать
toxic sundial
We should ban all the russian people from this chat
We should ban all Germans (josta (josta specifically though))
final cedar
slender rock
prisma quiver
Who dat
tidal trellis
Who tf is that
prisma quiver
That's what i'm sayyingggg
tidal trellis
no
toxic sundial
KEPKA
prisma quiver
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060705657638105088/1214849884713127967/9...
I can't believe cati dropped I am music 😍
slender rock
frigid nexus
didn't ask, don't care. <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
Not FURRY/FEMBOY ONLY BILLY
slender rock
slender rock
toxic sundial
Not enough big boobies in chat
pastel quartz
glad carbon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VMfdG873E
tidal trellis
Cat
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
feed your fucking cat you dumb bitch
uncut obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-funny-as-hell-gif-22669674
Consume
Human flesh mmm
toxic sundial
Chomp
pastel quartz
Human flesh mmm
actually that area is just skin and fat
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/cat-boob-theboobing-meow-mewo-gif-24529270
boob afternoon
broken topaz
Bought this weird ale that has putin on it
glad carbon
actually that area is just skin and fat
which is flesh
broken topaz
With his cock out
pastel quartz
I doubt a pathetic little cat could chomp through my flesh (highly developed muscles)
uncut obsidian
Lmao wtf
broken topaz
The cock is censored on the can
uncut obsidian
I doubt a pathetic little cat could chomp through my *flesh* (highly developed m...
I'll chomp your arm off
frigid nexus
Ну и поебень, аж интересно, а кто производитель
pastel quartz
I'll chomp your arm off
pastel quartz
every time I accidentally launch it I stop to wonder if I might as well do a sc2 ladder game
(I never do)
broken topaz
Ну и поебень, аж интересно, а кто производитель
I dont speak whatever that is
Found in Norway