#🎪bruh-fart
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then someone almost beat a dudes ass for tweaking while a little kid watched
I will 😭😭
Taking a shit rn 
that was the same week I attended a friends funeral down there
whoops! all kidney harvesters!
Hello blur, sam
Alo
theres nothing to visit there
Allo frog 1
Beacuse i'm going there on vacation with parents
its like visiting overpopulated detroit
good luck to you
one of my long time gaming friends lives down there, well before he was murdered
and hope you don't get robbed
and LAPD didn't find the fucks that murdered him

What the fuck man
LAPD is just a gang
its not a hyperbole either they literally act worse than the gangs
shot over a fucking parking space...
blur, how long is miku's lifespan the moment he enters LA?
stay with someone local
nah, how long will he live before he gets robbed by a crackhead
I was in lynnwood okay, I look like a fucking gringo although I am half native
I was so out of place
but it felt everyone was angry as fuck down there
never felt that oppressive feeling here
thats it? just homeless poeple alley?
you get the few handful of fuckwit here but
if you wanna visit cali just visit sacramento for crocker art museum, Folsom, and Lake Tahoe. for starters
nah
hiking is decent
not stepping foot in that state
It deserves to burn in hell
F
I already lived in miami, wich was bad in its current state
not going back in the US
that's a different breed of insanity
Syno, my birthcert says SACRAMENTO CA
i'm sorry for your loss
I'm staying in france dawg
probably for the best
france might be suprisingly better then california
get well soon
SHUTDDAUP
it is, until you get to paris
😭
morning guys
evening guys
paris and the people that live inside it suck
that's what the french girl in our class also said
lys
for foreigners
they don't suck, they protest
constantly
24/7
burn cars rahhhh
that's what happens when you surrender too much
how is it going for you all
french people hate french people the most
surprisingly fine
French 
Whos this blocked bozo spamming
I haven't blown my head off yet?
so good?
Please don't say that word my mom checks my phone
love yourself
yeah about that...
everyone ignores you lil bro
you call them protests, I call it the idea of the french revolution still living on
To pet some cats
Life is more than shit, gotta man up brother
no then back to karasu
But wha happen syno
I am sad too sometimes but we push forward
well guys, i guess that's it
i got a surgery for something in my heart
ill do it
There wasnt an option to get a new one?
and i need to go to stuttgart tbh but hope your get well soon and love yourself
someones gotta feed the cattos so

new outside cat shown up
another orange cat
We call those baker cats
vipusti
For some reason
apparently i have "signs of left ventricular hypertrophy"
front yard is cat hangout
which is heart related
nice, heart conditions
Get them some food
my family is full of heart related deaths and problems
they got fed today 🙂
because they look like bread?
Probably
FEDS? EVERYONE RUN
я щас срать буду
если не отпустишь
not that kinda of fed
Do it again, they will eat like they havent eaten that first time
past tense of Feed
Ok russian
good love yourself
doggo
what is bro locked in for
FREE HIMB
man i hate istanbul so much
LET HIM OUT!
worst big city ever
oh wait i forgot about LA
and San Fransisco
worst third big city
Magnet seller heaven
Fresno
Not Constantinople?
it has not been constantinople since 1923 buddy
moscow?
can't go back to constantinople?
been a long time gone
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so true
real shit
i see greeks
saying
gib back constatinpole
mf we didn't scam you
you were just a loser
Syno you're taking this too serious
they are too
Chill, it isn't that serious
they are real retarded
💀
i see people that actually say constant is ours and shit
not even ironically saying it
complex Syno is complex
visited berlin like once and stayed there for like 3 months then moved
i like stuttgart cause i was born there
you know i lived in berlin for 1 month
my c1 level german
became a1
i talked to so many turks
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What the fuck
Enough internet for the day
haha
Where
УУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУ
УУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУ
gonna push ur septum into ur brain
@livid plover 
Ю ХЕД ИС КАЛАПСЕД
Is this dude supposed to be russian toilet
a wild russian
im exiled

im Ukranian
nvm
How did you get exiled from a russian exile place
🫵 русский
Tf you mean where?
Where.
Anyway
Nowhere
kid named my penis:
You're a liar smh
tiny gif
Under where
Smallest gif, for mouse
I got free pills from carrier affair
I guess I'm a test subject now
I took it immediately
Since it was free
They look like cigarettes
And swallowed some of them
What do they even do
you are now 100% Turkish
I dond know
Estrogen
I'm waiting for iy
It's over
Turkey the best 🦃
wrong
😠
4mg is in 1.5 months
УУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУ
shitty loop on that gif tho
HE'S MEWING
Not true
It is tho
i dont wanna suffer this fate
I mean. Polish women are pretty
TOO LATE
i gotta eternally looksmax
start getting that south korean facial surgery
i need to watch subliminal videos that turn you mexican
yeah about that...
gm
Mornin
hi
we be vibin
at 2:30AM
ah yes
Unfortunate
nonissue
Why
I don't
thats right
Even better
I hope its estrogen
Big tiddies with big ass
With big fat dong
no ass, no dingaling,and NO jawline
why are you like this
Futa matarial
eat them

dude said futa material
Futa?
hi cryst
dick girls
Hi
hentai
I've said it countless times
Chick with dongs
dickgirls = futa/futanari
No no
japanese guy that cause inflation in Japan's economy 
Lul
A woman without a cock is like an angel without winga
I look away for one second
Futa have pussy to
look away for 15 mins
Brainfart try not to mention estrogen challenge failed
yeah traditional concept of futa is hermaphroditic
Hazbin hotel reference
I mean what
Literally impossible
Aloo

Yeah I'm a weak male
I literally just did a set in gym and there was discussion about futa
Problem
Car
I wish I was a cat
Me fine
Let me see your warface
I wish i were a bird
@craggy wigeon o my gahh
@grizzled meadow I wish I was you
@pastel quartz explain
Explain watj
How to synthesize estrogen?
I habe a 10% women side
whar
im your bathtub 
I SAID ALOO
I dond have hair in my body
Ich habe du habst
shut it
Alo
ALO
:(
MYSHINKA
sorry I didn't mean it
It's okay, I don't forgive you
why is brainfart eventually filled with estrogen addicts every damn time
You tell me
Not me
I'm just racist
Mods tie their shoes
Also I went to epilation
I'm not
mods throw a cream pie in his face
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I'm pure Testosterone
Mods have a popcorn kernel stuck perfectly in-between his teeth
@uncut obsidian aka body hair lazer removal
Likewise
Mods, remove his nails and put salt with lemon on his wounds
Mods boost their volume to a 100 without them knowing
Yeah, hair is supposed to be on the body, not in it
one session?
My legs burn
Unfortunate
How much did it cost
1000 lira like it was 75 bucks that time
I'd only do laser hair removal for my face cause that's the thing that irritates me the most and that's about it
All 10 sessions?
Shame. I proudly wear moustache
Do electric depilation for face
laser remove my ball hair
What the fuck???
How long ago was that
One session here costs $50-$80
Eh I just don't like my facial hair
I spend to much time shaving like
Wtf
Russia is a big scam
Laser hair removal is semi permanent
Good
am just royally fucked genetically
better for small things like if you have a unibrow
Something probably went wrong on my end too, cause I had hair growth by a lot and fairly early in my life
Also doesn't work on blonde hair 
The only permanent one is electric
But it's slow and costs a lot
What's that
Because they have to basically kill every single hair one by one
Kill
he woke up and chose violence
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Ahhhh wiiire
Suii
I got 11k in 3 days
Are you winning
And idk if i should spend them on a laser hair removal sesh
spend it on heroin
That's good?
That's $110
Nvm
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If your tight on money just don't and just shave normally
Only?
Nuh uh
Nuh uh
Nuh uh
just tweeze
Just tweak
Russians are known for that
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Never really seen a Russian that wasn't tweakin
I'm gonna waste my money on hair removal fuck yeah
I personally would but also use it on a transition
Lel
Yeah ty for reminding
I'll also spend the rest of it on another box of estradiol
i got my phone on mute did that shit hit back 
bwaaaah
meow
For the vine
I can see mwadi messages with two different avatars
Schizophrenia
i think madi is gonna spend all his money on estrogen and develop anorexia like a BOSS
Estrogen does the opposite
I saw it too
Dawg what the fuck happened to vice why are they so dogshit now
It makes gaining weight easier
so stop eating indefinetly
wont gain weight
Minecraft skeleton

I am not going back to the hospital
Stop typing and shit yourself immediately
Nah
Nah I'm good
My metabolism still works
switch to a diet of slop
And i still need to gain fat for new fat destribution
mud and sewer water
like that one cyberpunk mission
I got a diet of muesli
switch to the diet where you fast for 1 whole year
Oh FUCK you, I got reminded of someones meal that literally looked like something that pigs ate
Fuck you ham
yum
Bro saw British food
Resident evil type shit?
Is it that one Russian dude with the food with maggots and shit in it
IT LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING CATTLE WOULD EAT
no
bro istg I'm the only person who knows what that is
would you eat the supper from ResE7 (or whatever the house one was)
I rather starve
can't tell if I'm just losing my mind I see him all the fucking time on my insta reels and I cannot find a source video
but its yummyy..
Fuck no
hater
Why is he moonwalking
Would you rather eat the resident evil food or eat British food
looks cool
Eat dirt
Alo chat
water sandwich
Alo
You put me in a precarious situation
That's just kvas
@heavy peak лееее соре за пинг но ты меня отпустить должен
Fucking, I'll take the egg flavored rations from half life alyx over that shit
No thats bread water
hru
Yea
Kvass is like beer without the beer
That doesn't sound good
Kvass actually has a small amount of alcohol I'm pretty sure
Im really good
Very fantastic
Yes its fermented
Sweet beer then?
Happi
How dare he
Aloo corii
Aloo w
Crazy hope it gets worse
I remember that video
ah, W
Duck you
artyom
I've also been with someone today
We winning
weseli
Big w
How much do they bench press
Alr that's my signal to get the fuck out of here
Have a bad day
Have a rotten day
That's literally me wtf
Grok should send his fist down here again
I haven't slept and I have work so it's not gonna get much better
Amazing
I hope it gets worse
To kill you specifically
Because i said so
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stop eating uranium plis
Nuh uh
smuggled this like yesterday
Yuh uh
Imma do my own thing
Eating plutonium!
Have you seen the news of the Hiroshima cat
Might order a Big Mac
Would
But with no burger bun lettuce tomato or onion
Vuz you're fat
Its mayo with ketchup and mustard
Fattie
Mcdonalds sucks massive cock
My friend taking a shower in gym, should i prank him?
[redacted]
Supermarket burgers are better quality
Everything is better than mcdonald
Drop his soap
guys should I get lgbt stickers and stick them onto my phone
So I'll get fucking jailed
cool prank idea, penetrate his bum
no
Wait wait hold up
no
Alex what's happening
With a barbell
i am toxic when you act like an idiot
okay what if i spam ":3"
no
uhh
ill just ignore you
what is considered acting like an idiot
skiviidi dolp dopp fopp ooooh oohh dkiviidi w diib diib @uncut obsidian
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!kill

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Decomission yourself
tallywacker?
No its dog
reminds me of the smile dog creepypasta
the creature looks retarded
i found the silly cat
looks like thats Jeremy
Skinwalker dawg
Tankian without beard is cursed
silly fellas
hardest john edit
i have anotherone but it has john marston foot pics with him in a maid codtume
costume
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I remember getting so much flack when I suggested this years back 
hi strig
mornin'
Hi
hi mwadi
🧌
trigger warning, erm john marston maid foot pics. beware
hard edit
nvm this is fire
Such a based character
Marthur Horgan
Let's. Go. Wanna send me some results someday?
Time to continue modding my GAMMA until it is irreparable
idk if i want to return to gamma mgl
ngl
i wanr back my old save prior to the christmas update
i miss it
You already get that by default with Gamma 
i had so much shit on my first save and it got taken away by the fucking christmas update!!
ye
i wonder
Yeah but I need to make it worse
can i update saves
grok on his way to delete everyones save files cuz he can't make new update compatible with old
fuck
I'll gamer rage if I have to start another run
well i guess im starting a new johrney
Good luck, Grok already tries to everyday 
I can do it but it'll be annoying
i love being loner
@uncut obsidian you appeared in my dream last night 
its basic
I really hope the sin resurrection thing isn't added
challenged me to arm wrestling, thought there's no way I'd lose to a femboy so accepted (I lost)
That will be straight aids and I'll mod it out of my run no matter whatever soy boy says "skill issue"
Grok on his way to disable reactions under announcments because he's scared of any negativity
i want back my old fuckin save!!
I am not carrying kerosene around to burn bodies, fuck you
L
L
L
L
grok on his way to remove every channel except announcements (an actual good change)
wtv ill just play a new run with base gamma
i have 446 mods but im meant to have 444 but
wtv
But they're already disabled
y u do dis
Only mods can put new reactions
Cause I dislike people
I'd love that change, finally a good change
Including you
im gonna go to my discord alt for a second
That is the joke
im not a people tho
+support
no
interesting
Does bro think about me constantly
Very suspicious Strigoi
Yes, lost to the void
your boipussy is simply too good
Leave

sorry guys the intrusive thought won
I'll take it as a sign of spending too much time in brainfart tbh. As such, it is time for me to leave. It was nice knowing you all. Off to #╟❓general-offtopic 👋
Ban him right fucking now
How do you know
yep
Someone post the funny from yesterday
Stop trying to make a new copypasta
I don't have it
ok im back
Hi back
Hi back I'm Flop

Hi Flop Im Bubba
Where's the "i got too many pings im staying" copypasta
He is
No, you're back flop im Bubba pavlo Flop.
Who
Who
nonsensical on purpose
Yeah...mods? Smash this guy's limbs with hammers.....
jokes on you
is he black
Not for you
I would post or say something but I do not wish to be smited
i have some black blood
Well since I got a single ping from the only brainfarter that ever appeard in my dreams guess I'll stay a while longer..
make fun of me if you wish
You should get that checked

my moms side
is this thing called
melungeon
If you dream about brainfart and it's inhabitants, you spend too much time here
german slavic subsaharan african
they were indentured slaves
so you could say im a slave
Mf Megalodon
but what if it's about someone specifically

You are obsessed with that person then idk
No, he's just trying to hit on the russian femboy that lives 2000+ km from him
I'm a unprofessional therapist person not dream person
I don't even remember last time I dreamed
call in benzin
@pastel quartz is this factual information
I mean I don't know what any other of you look like so how could you even appear in my dream 
Your brain can't make up fake people, it's always of people you've seen before or such, least last I recall
Could be wrong but that's what I remember hearing
Eitherway don't look too much into it, you literally cannot control what you dream about
that's interesting cuz I dream more strangers than I do people I know 
normal
so its literally just randoms I see on the street
it happens
Sometime we also provide psychological support, for some reason. checks out
What did I do :(
Try to imagine two apples
But why
try to imagine two apples
Flop
they are slowly morphing into boobas
You are lying your execution is scheduled
Brug
played too much conan exiles tbh
I dream of... uh... uhh... i barely even remember my dreams
Yeah that's normal
i dont dream
Grandma: "i bought you new shirts, want me to send them over to you by mail?"
me: "only shirts and nothing else? sure"
also me when i open the package:
cummster
At some point in my life I was doing daily mindful meditation
that allowed me to remember every single dream I was having and eventually even actively be aware and control the dreams
I had weird one yesterday morn, very idk stress inducing
Yeah that's lucid dreaming
I dream of premonitions that do come true but they aren't ever useful
i will NOT disclose what was happening in my lucid dreams
That shit will be locked forever in my mind
lol
I have this recurring dream of the nearby river raising until it swallows the whole city
#dreamfart
dreams are naturally weird
Very rarely i get dreams of me escaping the country
And then i wake up in my bed
And the day goes to shit because of that
I had a premonition dream of a shroom trip a week before I took em
i swear all grandmas are trying to make their grandkids fat
my grandpa is an old farmer with no concept of medicine/healthcare
he doesnt want to go to hospital
died due to high blood pressure and general old age
unfortunate
w grandma
tbh its insane how he seem to have infinite stamina for pretty much his entire life
walked to paddy fields 10km multiple times every day for his entire life
carrying 5-20kg of cargo
thank your babushka
old people from the city wither away and become decrepit much sooner because they literally do nothing after retiring, they stay home and watch TV or w/e
yep
their mind seem to degrade a lot faster
like alzehimers and those kind of sicknesses
my grandma is uhh 80 i think and she is still very healthy
can talk about anything normally

Hello strigoi
You didn't quit brainfart
At all
i have a single grandma left
i had 3
2 grandpas, had 3
Same
spend time with her if possible and let her know u love her alright, is all I can really say
one of them died when i was like 4-6, and i think it happened right in front of my eyes
i just remember her (or her body) sitting in a chair and 2 medics standing near her
and then me going back home with my mom in a car and her crying
I lost mine in 2019 in polish independence day
near the end of my grandmothers life, it became
really difficult to watch
she was just having difficulties, my mom had to take care of her and she was eventually rushed to the hospital
i won't be able to return to russia after i'll leave
I couldn't even visit my own dying grandmother cause of covid at that time
possibly will never see her or any of my relatives again unless they'll fly to me
after she went, I couldn't will myself to enter her room till we had to leave our house
That just sad
i could've prevented my granddad's death
i met him in winter while walking home from school, he was walking from his home to the bank
we chatted for a bit and then i just continued walking home
later that day he stopped responding and my mom had to go to his apartment and call the cops so they'd break down the door
turned out he apparently fell down on ice while walking back home and hit his head
literally right after talking to me
you couldn't have known though, could you?
i could've just walked him home and he would've been alive
Mine died in sleep. Most peacefully but worst i think
still insane how close i was
don't let the what if's eat away at you, you couldn't have known and well
its done now
i was the last person to talk to him too
Do not
Do
Least you had the chance to
Anyway looks like sad session over, back to meme time I think
meowing session begin
No point dwelling on things that have already happened or stressing out about things outside your ability to influence. Literally asking for depression
I just walked past the most beautiful girl i've seen
Real
nah I'm here to ruin that
but what if i already have it
i can't have double depression
No need to think about her, she was near you and passed by
super depression
I hear the only cure for cancer is.. cancer? Maybe you're about to cure your depression 
chronic depression actuallly
I will never see her again
chromium depression
Plus i'm ugly as shit😎
yes
new skin unlocked
prove it
Never lose jope
You ain't seen me
i will lose my jopa
no im uglier bitch
I RUN THESE STREETS
Nonono I'm uglier
NO I RUN THESE STREETS BITCH
just think about it, by showing me your face you TOO could appear in my brainfart dreams
I am the beast I worship

It was cold
you look like you smell
was gonna ask why so sad but average slav
Only pic i can send
heyyyyyyyy check dm
you smell like you farted
FUCK YOU
Yeah prolly
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I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship...
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse...
FUCK YOU SO HARD
gorgeous man
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
🤨
cringe
is that mustache
Delight
you look like you make piss
ITS LIKE HOW IS NAME SAYS
Si
Its blurry

wait I have gas mask pic from Milsim west

CAM ON INGERLAND

