🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

also never knew any Lithuanian personally

[solar obsidian]

he does, arrest him too, he helped me.

[visual stirrup]

but...

[placid sail]

falsehoods

[solar obsidian]

we will share the same jail cell 😉

[placid sail]

you're getting blasted by a 500 kg bomb from an airplane for killing Trump

not much of any jailing happening, I'm afraid

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/vCTPk8Mysr.gif

[placid sail]

the explosion range will probably destroy the entire 10 square meters of Lithuania as well

so you're gonna simultaneously make your country famous and end it

[final cedar]

there's a little bit of Lithuania in your phone

[solar obsidian]

why do u want lithuania to get nuked

[placid sail]

is that a threat

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

it would be funny

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/temO.gif

I love turtles

[placid sail]

I do not like this gif

but turdls are funny

[final cedar]

tortoise too

https://tenor.com/bHHUc.gif

[placid sail]

also they have weird ass giant cocke

[solar obsidian]

wish i could unsee it...

[final cedar]

[solar obsidian]

yeah, dont post turtle cock here pls

nsfw probably anyway

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/download-gif-18955759

[final cedar]

God damn

[placid sail]

of course you're gonna google it immediately

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/9clv.gif

[solar obsidian]

me and who

[final cedar]

if you calculate to human size that must be like a meter long schlong

[solar obsidian]

yeah

its like 2/3 of the whole turtle

[placid sail]

kinda curious to look for an explanation for such a retarded evolution but also kinda don't wanna

[solar obsidian]

hell nah

[placid sail]

maybe not everything should be known

[solar obsidian]

anyway

[placid sail]

keep your secrets, weird ass turtles

[uncut obsidian]

"aaa.... aaa.... aaaa...."

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-exit-door-gif-15229894

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1118953690833895538/1216955687507197992/aw_hell_naw_grandpa_done_mixed_up_his_medicine_with_my_percs_and_now_he_tweakin_the_fuck_out.mp4?ex=6602454d&is=65efd04d&hm=956c045a83af34c944dae60b1bc45217ef3d1de02e446357b8adb4d168194306&

[tulip ravine]

Damnn chatGPT 4 is kinda cool

[final cedar]

you got access?

[tulip ravine]

Nahh my mate recommended it for helping learning coding concepts

Only cost me like 17

[final cedar]

wait is that a yes or no?

[tulip ravine]

Yeah I got it

[uncut obsidian]

yesn't

[final cedar]

Oh, I didn't ask for your access. Just wanted to know how you got access to it

[tulip ravine]

It creates some pretty cool images

[tulip ravine]

What

You just pay for it

It’s not pricate

[final cedar]

yes. thank you

[tulip ravine]

What is it limited for yous or somet?

That’s why I was so confused

[final cedar]

no, I would just prefer to get access to it not tie my queries to my actual person

[tulip ravine]

Fair

[final cedar]

17$ for a month?

[tulip ravine]

Probably be public when gpt 5 gets released anyway

[visual stirrup]

"Can you ask the AI to generate images of a big titty tomboy goth GF?"

[tulip ravine]

Yeah

Worth it if you intend to use it a lot like I do

It can search the web now

[final cedar]

did you try breaking it free? I had a blast with 3.5 and jailbreaking

[tulip ravine]

Generate diagrams, videos, and has a specific bot for avoiding ai detection software

[final cedar]

you could actually use it to make lousy stock market predictions

[tulip ravine]

I looked into it just couldn’t be arsed

Effort

[final cedar]

pretty cool

[tulip ravine]

Plus rather play the 18 since I’m guessing you’ll get access to the next version

[final cedar]

how did you pay? CC?

[tulip ravine]

yeah, I don’t do stupid queries though

[uncut obsidian]

man im goated

[tulip ravine]

Is that spending

Or income

[final cedar]

he's a student, what do you think

[tulip ravine]

Idfk

Im a student my biggest spend is my car insurance

Seriously it’s fucking ridiculous here

[green schooner]

That 5 usd

crazy

[tulip ravine]

It’s cheap to pay 2.5k for a year

[visual stirrup]

50

more like 40

[uncut obsidian]

income

[tulip ravine]

38 GBP

SOCLIKE

so like

[uncut obsidian]

$45 in 11 hours

[green schooner]

It’s 49 dollars

[tulip ravine]

40ish

[green schooner]

lol

[tulip ravine]

Does that go far in Russia?

Idk how cheap shit is

[green schooner]

no

maybe

idk

[final cedar]

what do you call a function that approaches a upper limit again?

[tulip ravine]

You what

[green schooner]

How to you plan to leave wjrh

49 dolla

[tulip ravine]

Don’t you need a certain amount of money to immigrate anyway?

[uncut obsidian]

my plans will probably change to hang myself

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah, $2000-$5000

[final cedar]

similar to a exponential function but it approaches a maximum value instead

asymptotic

[tulip ravine]

Is that maths

[green schooner]

just get a online sugar daddy

[storm stream]

slavery was never abolished, it was extended to everyone via the economy

[green schooner]

@tulip ravine would be a good fit

[uncut obsidian]

@winged phoenix

[green schooner]

fr

[final cedar]

yeah. that's it

[tulip ravine]

suck your mum blud

[final cedar]

your savings seem to follow a asymptotic trend. unless today is just abnormal and it's really linear

[visual stirrup]

I really don't know where everyone gets off making jokes about duty losing to blind dogs
I once had freedom calling for reinforcements at THE GATE for a few zombies
Just now, I saw them get wiped out by two karliks

[tulip ravine]

If I get into a crash

[green schooner]

I don’t think he’s gae enough

[visual stirrup]

Grok has funny ideas about balance for mutants

[tulip ravine]

Even if you aren’t at fault

Your insurance can go to like

5k

[final cedar]

zombie still shoot

[tulip ravine]

And if you get caught speeding here you are FUCKED

[visual stirrup]

No, not those zombies, the other ones

[tulip ravine]

10k insurance

[uncut obsidian]

I will put gae chemicals into this water and make the frogs gae

[final cedar]

duty has power armor and dogs be like: nibble nibble

[tulip ravine]

And you assumed I am?

[green schooner]

I’ll make you straight

[green schooner]

yes.

[tulip ravine]

Eh 20$ is 20$ innit

[visual stirrup]

CPT Gavrilov has power armor
The defenders of the gate can't hold up some shambling undead in GAMMA

[green schooner]

True

[pastel quartz]

allo

[green schooner]

Alo Napoleon

[tulip ravine]

LMAOOO one of these bots can analysis your discord chats

Yeah your all FUCKED

This is all going straight to ChatGPT’s security system

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

not really

[tulip ravine]

Not you

[final cedar]

my posts will give the bot a seizure

[tulip ravine]

I’m debating on trying it

[green schooner]

Same

[final cedar]

quick post black men kissing

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-if-pet-shark-pet-shark-petting-shark-reaction-gif-7150063724420258475

[tulip ravine]

But I’m genuinely worried I’d get flagged for somet people have said

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-arkham-asylum-aslume-insane-gif-4463042031402212826

[tulip ravine]

Fack it I’ll do it tomorrow

[final cedar]

don't worry

[pastel quartz]

it took too long to load

hold on

[final cedar]

long load - hold on

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-trapped-kitten-speech-bubble-gif-25553629

[tidal trellis]

Man

[pastel quartz]

its still loading bruh

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bfv2I.gif

[pastel quartz]

ah fuck it

[tidal trellis]

Man I really need to watch Batman the animated series one day

[pastel quartz]

took too long

[final cedar]

Batman on his way to the wuhu wet markets

[pastel quartz]

isnt that verbalase's batman?

[green schooner]

Im downloading days gone rn

[final cedar]

betman

[tidal trellis]

Why are days gone

[pastel quartz]

give50kforsotfcorepornman

[final cedar]

[dreamy flax]

metronxp, your new nickname is Chunky

[green schooner]

cause zombies took over

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/K7ll.gif

[pastel quartz]

when the day is z

[green schooner]

Caseoh

[pastel quartz]

always wondered, what was the first zombie game to come out

[tidal trellis]

Oh okay

[pastel quartz]

or something

[green schooner]

fallout

Or doom

[tidal trellis]

Why he look like Severus Snape

[pastel quartz]

looked it up, it was a pc game released in the year 1984

[green schooner]

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

would now be considered lost media since theres no pictures of it

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/baLkl.gif

[final cedar]

Why would you just blatantly lie about something like this

[pastel quartz]

because

(use this as a substitute for a trollface)

[final cedar]

If anything the evil dead game released in 1984

[pastel quartz]

1984

[tidal trellis]

Okay I go sleep

Goodnight people

[foggy mantle]

Chunky slaps christystella

Powered by weeb.sh

[uncut obsidian]

gn

[final cedar]

sleep tight

[pastel quartz]

why is there anime gifs

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bmKp9.gif

[pastel quartz]

thought ya'll hated anime

[deep topaz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GIaD9PTXgAATIsZ.jpg:large

[pastel quartz]

doesnt make sense

[final cedar]

ofc not, you never worked a day in your life

[pastel quartz]

I did,

[deep topaz]

mrs preggo mafia wife

[pastel quartz]

mcdonalds

for a few months but got let go

[final cedar]

||turning your cervix into a cum-dyson doesn't constitute work||

[foggy mantle]

Chunky kisses warcrimespyro

Powered by weeb.sh

[pastel quartz]

not that lol, worked in a mcdonalds in 2021-2022

but got let go

[storm stream]

why?

[pastel quartz]

henlo

hows yall day

[final cedar]

French > kept eating all the fries

or wouldn't stop calling them pomme frites

[deep topaz]

what's pomme frites

[pastel quartz]

you know those customers that change their order last minute the moment you just put in their order?

I yelled at them a few times

manager wasnt having none of it

so I got fired

so i have been trying to improve on camera posing in sfm

what yall think?

[storm stream]

perhaps yelling isn't the best approach but fair tbh
fat ass mfs donn't even cook themselves and donn't appreciate the maccas

[green schooner]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

ay yo

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah that's a frenchie right there

[storm stream]

that was enough to even get Madi movin

[pastel quartz]

its suppose to be a fast food restaurant, and they hold up the line making it slow

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1215519776051564554/1679868987585.mp4?ex=65fd0c01&is=65ea9701&hm=887a11126c049fa23d75be83a40684cb02fa91d446eeef81b5685d178cc00001&

[pastel quartz]

and this isnt a case of "x employees getting asked to do their job"

most of the customers I encounter are normal and doesnt cause hold ups like that

but theres gotta be those poeple that change their order when I just put it in, SO I HAVE TO PUT THEIR IMPOSSIBLY BIG ORDER IN AGAIN AND ADD SMALL LITTLE SHIT LIKE A SIDE OF FRIES WITH IT

fucker just told me without fries and drinks earlier, and NOW THEY FUCKING CHANGED IT TO HAVE THAT ON OP OF THEIR ORDER THAT CONSISTS OF MORE THAN 5 MEALS

so I lose my shit and yell at them, few times actually

long story short I got fired cause of that

[pastel quartz]

Imagine, you're stressed from staying up all night writing shit, and during your shift, a fatass mf orders a meal enough for a family, and that same mf adds a side of fries with those meals, so you have to INPUT THE SAME ORDERS BUT ADDING THOSE LITTLE FUCKING DETAILS

[storm stream]

"Will that be to-go, since your whole family must be waiting in the car?"

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-west-dead-rising-gmod-dance-garrys-mod-drcord-gif-25905500

[pastel quartz]

mf eating a whole ass families worth of fast food

[final cedar]

bro...

[pastel quartz]

now you know why I don't have a job

[green schooner]

Angry French women yelling at me?

hot

where you work

I mean

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to _charon_1

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

is that supposed to be guts?

[green schooner]

yes

its a different

studio

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/L2Gg.gif

[green schooner]

i have one for griffth

@final cedar

[pastel quartz]

[green schooner]

:3

[deep topaz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GIj97xDXAAAjFFZ.jpg:large

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

got a fetish for being yelled at?

[green schooner]

no it was a joke

[uncut obsidian]

ok and :3

[pastel quartz]

[green schooner]

Hi bottom

[uncut obsidian]

Hi schizo

[green schooner]

What?

[green schooner]

:3

[pastel quartz]

hell nah, aint letting that sink in

I have way too many sinks

[deep topaz]

stella do chicks and their girlfriends edge like the bros do

[green schooner]

💀

[pastel quartz]

what are you on about?

[deep topaz]

do chicks edge like the bros do

[storm stream]

apparently some of em ""can't cum"", therefore no other choice

[visual stirrup]

Yeah
every women I've been in a relationship with has had that problem

what a weird coincidence

[green schooner]

LOL

You guys are something else

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-lightning-vanish-vanish-from-my-sight-point-gif-16564052131561773235

[pastel quartz]

no idea

I aint lesbian

one of my friends saw my wallpaper (yantar after a blowout) and he thought it was fortnite

[pastel quartz]

heretic

[deft axle]

Ever just pop in and read something you wish you hadn’t

Yikes

[deep topaz]

woah is that where the asteroid crashed !!!

[pastel quartz]

mf was like "why do you have a fortnite wallpaper you never play that game" like MF DOES THIS LOOK LIKE FORTNITE TO YOU?!

[deep topaz]

fartnut has emissions

[pastel quartz]

does it really?

[deep topaz]

no

[pastel quartz]

i only ever play that game when my friends which dont have anything but free games want to play something

[visual stirrup]

EXPRESSING INTEREST IN FORTNITE

[deep topaz]

meant to put a question mark

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/judge-gavel-hit-order-in-the-court-court-gif-7733506

DEATH

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-scared-me-when-me-when-you-said-what-you-just-said-my-reaction-gif-26238580

i shall atone for my sins

ngl the game is fun solely because its mostly bots and children so i get to feel good at the game

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/serah-cross-anime-go-do-a-crime-do-crime-crime-gif-27218561

[slender rock]

you ruined it

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1217338708592955392/Bird_Twerk.mp4?ex=6603aa05&is=65f13505&hm=9f6910875bdc5b238f5f44143e41c4acbb26db4a67a2eb190f739895d6c08e11&

what's the name of this bird

the doohickey or somethin

[slender rock]

Kiwi

https://tenor.com/view/run-kiwi-cute-bird-gif-15759703

[visual stirrup]

American Woodcock

[slender rock]

or that

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1074903476322177064.gif?size=48&name=ohnooo&quality=lossless

[visual stirrup]

Were you joking when you asked?

[pastel quartz]

the CIA handing out ar-15s with the mods the government wants banned to mentally unstable teens with homocidal tendencies

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-cakes-foodie-delicious-homemade-foodiegram-gif-24381012

[deep topaz]

no

[uncut obsidian]

and then you meet the guy who builts a cottage the second you shoot him

[visual stirrup]

*4-star hotel with restaurant and pool

[deep topaz]

michelin star contender

[pastel quartz]

nah

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1217374077233135637/IMG_2667.jpg?ex=6603caf5&is=65f155f5&hm=03829f53fe3c61b4b9927698b5bd315ad83b1f6467cc82121def28ef6fc1b426&

[pastel quartz]

shoot at them and they build a tower that rivals the burj khalifa

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1217393291356540959/Screenshot_20240313-010836.png?ex=6603dcda&is=65f167da&hm=8a50c341d61d493207a940d69a6823ae971dc8ca447688f372bef0cb27cea6eb&

[green schooner]

me

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456766354402574346/1213177083287830639/c205b79eec67cfc6c8ab4814d94b4621a12fb3a4.mp4?ex=65fdc0b4&is=65eb4bb4&hm=7ab221cf8ea463161924631557c09268468d157a1e7c0c58c9ca281c616a1ff8&

[final cedar]

the key to a happy life is to be in a constant state of denial

[deep topaz]

constant state of gaslighting yourself

[green schooner]

true

[austere shadow]

Mwadi please remove recycle reaction

[visual stirrup]

Do monolith spawn in the brain scorcher after you turn it off?

i forgor

[uncut obsidian]

$40

[austere shadow]

[green schooner]

5 dolla

[uncut obsidian]

$34.99

[green schooner]

thats your entire bank account

not worth

[dreamy flax]

40 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 3,643.971120 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru:

[storm stream]

more than 3 and a half STACKS

[visual stirrup]

$19 fortnite card

[storm stream]

60% discount code for a DCS module

[dreamy flax]

452,865 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 4,969.633915 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[uncut obsidian]

Buh

[dreamy flax]

4,528.65 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 49.696339 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[uncut obsidian]

almost double nice

[uncut obsidian]

that's what I get for 11 hours of work

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-tole-tole-humble-cat-evil-nefarious-gif-3184810906682277049

[green schooner]

rip

i feel bad for you

[uncut obsidian]

that is a false statement

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1217612184012591134/tumblr_ru3exaxEMC1w5pr9j.mp4?ex=6604a8b6&is=65f233b6&hm=508806e9b80bb21e9283382d9618260cd15295a5fff2491d7afcae311fc34921&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456766354402574346/1214287761121484961/BOAR_FLIP.mp4?ex=6601cb1a&is=65ef561a&hm=4cbc152d0f0dfedc2a811a2f8c323790b6a5651121a7484574b8343e7dec4625&

[green schooner]

how

[austere shadow]

He does not believe you have empathy

[uncut obsidian]

you're praying on my downfall daily and you want me to believe that you feel bad for me being broke?

[river robin]

So people can’t talk shit just for the sake of talking shit?

[green schooner]

yes

[green schooner]

i dont

but

hes actually working

and being treated like

chinese facotry worker

[river robin]

Madi

[uncut obsidian]

finally

[green schooner]

he works for your local convience store

his death is either A

drafted

B

killed

or C

dies himself

[green schooner]

i never do

:3

[uncut obsidian]

you never what

[green schooner]

pray on your dowmfall

[uncut obsidian]

suure

[austere shadow]

Well 40$ is probably a normal wage in 3rd world for unskilled labor

[green schooner]

true

[green schooner]

I never do wdym

[uncut obsidian]

ssssuuuuuuureee

[green schooner]

:3

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/koromaru-persona3-petting-happy-doggo-gif-10482635

[uncut obsidian]

:3

[deep topaz]

..
w

'w'

[uncut obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

[green schooner]

♻️

[slender rock]

there's overlap on that

blue collar workers/veterans choose coffee and cigs for breakfast

[slender rock]

although ripit is crack in a can for vets so

[upper shore]

RIPITS!!!!!

C4!!!!

REDBULL!!!!!

JET-FUEL INFUSED BLACK COFFEE!!!!!!!

WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slender rock]

RAH RAH

[upper shore]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/generation-kill-ray-person-iraq-marines-usmc-gif-20429617

[upper shore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3Dm0kG7uY

Here in brainfart, we are very interested in the layers of retardation. A truly fascinating subject.

[slender rock]

but the devildog is right though

lol

[upper shore]

It's true

Gotta invest in that pussy infrastructure

[vale laurel]

Rippits mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/ripit-ripit-energy-ripit-energy-fuel-energy-drink-gif-12080798

[glad carbon]

hi @uncut obsidian @deep topaz @green schooner

[uncut obsidian]

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitten-tail-suck-tail-gif-21243409

[green schooner]

hiiii

[deep topaz]

greetigs forg

[glad carbon]

hows it goin

[vale laurel]

Damn I go to sleep, wake up, and brainfart is still bullying mwadi for being poor

[slender rock]

I'm poorer than Madi

[deep topaz]

oh it goin

[glad carbon]

goin good or hardly goin

[runic kernel]

Hi Frog Hi Schleppa Hi Madi Hi demotwink

[upper shore]

meowtal gear...

[glad carbon]

awesome

[vale laurel]

May large amounts of money and goth gf bless you soon.

[vale laurel]

Poverty isn't fun. I surely don't miss it

[vale laurel]

Only 1100 more hours to go, or 45 days.

[uncut obsidian]

as simple as that

and that's without counting expenses

so if i'll spend 0 rubles per day i can make it out in 45 days working with no weekends for 11 hours every single day

[vale laurel]

Surely Russia has some equivalent of SNAP/food stamps, right?

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1217606117539188866/ssstwitter.com_1710370049669.mp4?ex=6604a310&is=65f22e10&hm=3e288cd680c793719fbe1ab49d7290c031fc0ee7fe62cd2e847469b7078259b6&

[uncut obsidian]

what is that

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/2YXm.gif

[green schooner]

Hiii

[vale laurel]

Government program where if you are broke enough they give you money for food and essentials

[marsh whale]

im eating you

[marsh whale]

PEAK propaganda

[gusty tendon]

they need to rename this place to brainhurt

[vale laurel]

Why brain hurt

[marsh whale]

Sephiroth is freedom confirmed

[gusty tendon]

post above you ez

[uncut obsidian]

Please burn your phone

[marsh whale]

😹😹

[slender rock]

Gunslinger girl?

[tulip ravine]

Lads

I’m slightly sad I just had a realisation

https://youtu.be/VfK9nHkfBTA?feature=shared

Never get to see wazza score a goal from halfway again 💔

[slender rock]

idk about the goth gf, that dept been mostly shit luck

😐

[tulip ravine]

Also fuck knows what that keeper was doing

[marsh whale]

This is brainfart get yo sensitive ass back to some other channel

[tulip ravine]

Soon as wazza got the ball shoulda been on his line

[gusty tendon]

@marsh whale some free help for you

[marsh whale]

I'm commiting psychological assault

[marsh whale]

Can't modify what's perfect

[tulip ravine]

The fuck is going on

[vale laurel]

Psychic warfare and poverty

[tulip ravine]

You wanna know how to solve the argument

Your all inbred cunts

Shut up

[vale laurel]

Tell em brit

[tulip ravine]

I hate everyone equally

[vale laurel]

[tulip ravine]

Including myself for being a Brit

[vale laurel]

Least depressed brit

[marsh whale]

Makes we wanna braintouch people more

[tulip ravine]

REAL

[marsh whale]

Drown yourself in the river thames now

[vale laurel]

Mr. Brightside did irreparable damage to your country

[tulip ravine]

Oi

Don’t diss mr brightside

I’ll have you lad

[vale laurel]

Not a diss, its a banger song

[gusty tendon]

bro forgot to stop at tesco for his fucking government mandated bitch pills

[marsh whale]

How about we insult your mother instead cum gargler

[marsh whale]

💀💀💀

[uncut obsidian]

screenshot your total amount of money right now

[marsh whale]

5

[uncut obsidian]

i literally have $50 on my bank account

[vale laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-huh-steve-harvey-confused-gif-3998567347368525851

Are we dick measuring poverty now?

[uncut obsidian]

yeah

[marsh whale]

That's a skill issue

[uncut obsidian]

I'm poorer than you bich 😎😎😎

[marsh whale]

Sell feet pics online

It's not that hard

[visual stirrup]

In both cases, I lose

[uncut obsidian]

[marsh whale]

😢

[tulip ravine]

Nah real tho I need to go pick up me ketamine from there

Cheers for reminding me

[vale laurel]

Ketamine infusions do be working for depression

[green schooner]

30 dolla

[vale laurel]

Entire UK about to be kholed

[tulip ravine]

Nah I just like drugs

[marsh whale]

Mb

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[tulip ravine]

[marsh whale]

I need to read rules

[visual stirrup]

Mwadi, p!warn him

[marsh whale]

One second.

[green schooner]

Madi doesn’t have mod

he was to gae

[visual stirrup]

(That's the joke)

[uncut obsidian]

we have no p!warn anymore silly

[vale laurel]

I hope your phone screen becomes impossibly large and your experience very out of body.

[gusty tendon]

average south kondoner who spikes ugly girls in the pub

[visual stirrup]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[green schooner]

I’m a German when it comes to normal jokes

[uncut obsidian]

we don't use pancake silly

[marsh whale]

Nothing happened guys I didn't post anything slightly funny don't worry

[tulip ravine]

South Londoners are a bunch of mongs

Fuck London

[visual stirrup]

Oh, right
I am actually retarded

[tulip ravine]

Absolute shit hole

Get stabbed for a 5ver

[uncut obsidian]

no you're fuckinski

[gusty tendon]

exactly why i called you one

[visual stirrup]

I hate it when it turns out I was wrong after being a sarcastic asshole

[tulip ravine]

Couldn’t be more wrong

[tulip ravine]

Nee even close pal

[marsh whale]

Hi Actually retarded, I'm Dad

[marsh whale]

UH

[tulip ravine]

I’ll give you a clue

North

[marsh whale]

If you can post this

[gusty tendon]

english just argue about which reason to hate eachother, but everyone hates the sheep shaggers you all suck equally though thems the facts

[tulip ravine]

Not London

[marsh whale]

I wonder how far I can push it

[uncut obsidian]

There's no nudity in this pic

There is nudity in the gif you posted

[tulip ravine]

Mate, everybody on this planet sucks equally

[uncut obsidian]

You pushed far enough

[tulip ravine]

It’s just a case of who’s the most vocal about it

[marsh whale]

He's literally wearing a skin suit you ape

[gusty tendon]

so twitter?

[marsh whale]

No nudity, boom

[tulip ravine]

Exactly look at twitter

[uncut obsidian]

Tear off your skin then

[tulip ravine]

Absolute cesspit

[green schooner]

SMASHHH

[marsh whale]

Already done?

There are bugs under your skin

[green schooner]

Madi just don’t be poor

Get rich

[uncut obsidian]

Send me moners and i won't be

[marsh whale]

Fr not that hard

[green schooner]

what do I get

I want ied

I want tannerite

[marsh whale]

Free head

[green schooner]

I don’t want head

[tulip ravine]

@gusty tendon also you think London is bad?

[green schooner]

I want explosives

[tulip ravine]

Wait till you see Bradford

[dreamy flax]

@marsh whale (titanicballls) has been muted for 1 day for reason: [smacks lips] yeah... I think that's enough brainfart for you today.

[gusty tendon]

not free if you pay for it

[tulip ravine]

That’s a Reet cesspit

[uncut obsidian]

vladivostok air

vladivostok grass

[green schooner]

I want a ruble

[uncut obsidian]

sniped

[green schooner]

I already have money from saddam huessian

[glad carbon]

i'd sledgehammer

[uncut obsidian]

sure you get a ruble for $500

[gusty tendon]

lived over there for 2 years < didn't explore much cause it sucked tbh, i did get to see the races though on the isle, that was lit

[green schooner]

get me surplus rus gear

[uncut obsidian]

bash its brains out

[tulip ravine]

Thing is I’ve noticed, the experience is different if your native or not

Fuck knows what it is

[vale laurel]

$500 AS VAL

🤤

[tulip ravine]

But the Brits are just heavily subtly xenophobic

[green schooner]

no I just want the armor

and uniforms

cause drip

[vale laurel]

SUBTLY?

[visual stirrup]

Remember, kids
By buying "surplus" Russian gear, you are contributing to Russian corruption
So, uh, do what you will with that information

[glad carbon]

[gusty tendon]

subtle is not the word i would use- lmao

subtle like a howitzer

[vale laurel]

Bro have you seen a history book

[green schooner]

your acting like I care about Russia’s corruption

[upper shore]

Subtle like a European and a Gypsy being locked in a cell together

[green schooner]

Europe is a shit hole anyways

[tulip ravine]

Probably not recently since what’s been going on has been getting in everyone’s nerves here

[green schooner]

watch it burn

[tulip ravine]

I mean in my life time, people have always had a dislike for immigrants but they never verbally voiced it to anyone, well like I said until recently

[visual stirrup]

Man, your edgy sense of humor needs to age like 4 or 5 years before you'd fit in here

[vale laurel]

Remember kids, by buying light bulbs from GE, you are contributing to the military industrial complex.

[green schooner]

I mean it isn’t humor it’s just

shit

[tulip ravine]

They’ve started driving past refugee camps at like 4. In the morning beeping horn and firing fireworks at them

[green schooner]

who willingly lives in the uk

[upper shore]

MIC drop

[green schooner]

Happiest Birmingham resident

[gusty tendon]

thats enough brainfart for me you mfs have fun doing whatever it is you do

[tulip ravine]

The uk is mint if you can handle it

[upper shore]

He's gonna be back here in 5 minutes after snorting more cocaine

[visual stirrup]

No person lives in the UK
Because the british are actually just lizards that happen to look like humans due to convergent evolution

[green schooner]

you got a license for that tv yuh

you got a stabbin’ license for that

[upper shore]

YUH GOH-UH LOISCENSSE FOR 'AT?

[tulip ravine]

Tbf that has its purpose

[uncut obsidian]

Fun

[green schooner]

I wake up in a steamy mood yuh

[uncut obsidian]

I wanna be a refugee there

[tulip ravine]

You don’t

Shit is getting nasty now icl

[upper shore]

BECAUSE I LIVE IN A SHEITHOOWL!!!!

[uncut obsidian]

Waking up at 4am from fireworks is fun

[green schooner]

https://youtu.be/jS94-_zy3Dg?si=AgqwaCtxFrbzd_MG

[tulip ravine]

Neither is having your belongings set on fire

[uncut obsidian]

That's fun

I can throw myself in it

[green schooner]

your just suicidal cause you live in poverty

[uncut obsidian]

i wouldn't care if it was just poverty

[visual stirrup]

Is there no apostrophe on your keyboard?

[green schooner]

True

[tulip ravine]

It happened not too long ago actually near me some homeless guys set up camp in woods

Nd some lads went down and burnt their tents when they was out

[green schooner]

My polish friend keeps complaining about Ukrainians cause they keep begging for money

[tulip ravine]

Pretty cruel

[green schooner]

in the train stations

[green schooner]

that’s fucked

[tulip ravine]

Here they just fill Facebook pages asking for jobs which I mean fair enough

[uncut obsidian]

the more time passes the more that idea of simply getting a big ahh loan and crossing the polish border on foot sounds nice

[green schooner]

he was just trying to live in da woods

[green schooner]

all my friends are there 😞

gonna have to visit there sometime anyways

and

Don’t get shot by Wagner troops

On the border

[vale laurel]

Go to get big loan. They run credit check, look at pay stubs, see you making $30 a day. Declines loan.

[uncut obsidian]

what troops on the border

it's just border guards

[tulip ravine]

It is, but the gov should have seen this coming for along time, tensions been boiling over for years lmao. Not specifically homeless but with alot of things, causing crime to skyrocket

[green schooner]

Wagner troops are on polish border

[uncut obsidian]

and I'm pretty sure you can ask for asylum on the checkpoint

[green schooner]

they will cap your ass

they aren’t border guards

They are mercs

💀

If you can reach the polish side you are safe

[uncut obsidian]

they don't exist anymore

[visual stirrup]

Do you think everyone with a gun in Russia is wagner?

[green schooner]

also they will shoot you

[green schooner]

no

[visual stirrup]

Get some sleep
Your grammar is actual shit

[uncut obsidian]

nah it'll work believe me

[tulip ravine]

To be fair I saw a documentary of a Brit going to Russian frontlines and their was Wagner

[uncut obsidian]

If i get a loan for like 5 years

[tulip ravine]

It wasn’t that long ago

[green schooner]

Idk cause my friend was on a checkpoint and there was refugees and they shot at them

[uncut obsidian]

But never actually pay for it because I'll be in Poland the next day

[green schooner]

on the polish border

with uhh Belarus

I think

[tulip ravine]

Can you not legally leave?

[uncut obsidian]

h o w

send me money and I'll leave legally

[green schooner]

ok sending 500 rn

[uncut obsidian]

500 stones

massive

[green schooner]

I’m not British

[green schooner]

usd is like

The king of currency

for now

[tulip ravine]

How much you talking for plane tickets? I mean if you could save up one way tickets are like 30/40 here somet like that

[uncut obsidian]

$2000-$5000

[green schooner]

@visual stirrup https://youtube.com/shorts/yXhgBioaSl4?si=F3QdCnFgzzA858PY

me

[uncut obsidian]

plane tickets are $700-$1500 depending on the date

[tulip ravine]

Fucking hell

[uncut obsidian]

but i need more than just plane tickets

[tulip ravine]

Family not helping nah?

[uncut obsidian]

lmao no

noone's helping

[tulip ravine]

What about Finnish border?

[green schooner]

Just get help

[uncut obsidian]

seems harder to get into than Poland

[visual stirrup]

get new jokes

[green schooner]

That doesn’t even make sense

[green schooner]

They might shoot you they might not

they don’t like Russians sooo

coin flip it

[tulip ravine]

Honestly Canada or uk probably your best bet for destination

[deep topaz]

become femboy so they think youre polish

not russian

[uncut obsidian]

not uk

[green schooner]

he’s already a femboy

[uncut obsidian]

the asylum seeking situation there is terrible

[visual stirrup]

My guy, you've been teasing madi about this every time he brings it up
Either write funnier jokes, or cut it out

[uncut obsidian]

and for Canada i need MONEY

[tulip ravine]

Depends on where your from, it’s slightly racist

Eastern Europeans from what I’ve seen always get housing

Paid for by the council

[deep topaz]

do not go to canada

[heavy peak]

UK is a shithole anyway
Canada isn't fairing better
Baltic states are now kicking out anyone with russian license plates

[vale laurel]

Wait, mwadi why didn't you tell us you published an autobiography game?

[deep topaz]

it's US but worse somehow

[green schooner]

how dare you insult my ekitten….,,, you better badknofff…

[uncut obsidian]

wat

[uncut obsidian]

nah

[tulip ravine]

The only good thing about UK, is they will give you a fuck ton of shit for free

[uncut obsidian]

that's @river zealot

[tulip ravine]

Healthcare sorted, money every month, free or reduced housing price

[uncut obsidian]

wym Canada isn't fairing better

[tulip ravine]

And I’m pretty sure they’ve got a thing now where you can stay with family till you get on your feet

[green schooner]

The minster sucks kinda sucks

[visual stirrup]

You need to get some actual fucking friends and live a little
Your ability to read the room is shit

I know you're a kid, but god damn

[tulip ravine]

I mean I think job seekers is like

[green schooner]

but that’s about all I know

[tulip ravine]

800/900 a month?

[green schooner]

USD?

[vale laurel]

Why so mad is only game

[tulip ravine]

GBP

[green schooner]

oooo

[green schooner]

he has his panties in a knot idk

All he does is yap

[visual stirrup]

because I'm dumb and keep falling for the bait
#🎪bruh-fart message

[tulip ravine]

And the council will either set you up in a hotel or like I said sort you a house

[uncut obsidian]

I don't worry about housing because I'll be able to easily find people to live with

[tulip ravine]

Depends if you can trust them / know them 🤷‍♂️

[vale laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/getfake-southpark-cartman-meme-gif-22897432

[uncut obsidian]

Nah

[tulip ravine]

And also the main thing really

Is getting out

Once your whenever the government will sort you out

[visual stirrup]

I've only ever come across programs that nice for ukranian refugees
Does shit like that exist for Russians? Even military-age males?

[undone wave]

Rip bozo

[tulip ravine]

Yeah, they’d even set you up with a nice Brit family

[visual stirrup]

ah

[tulip ravine]

You’d prolly go through screening

[visual stirrup]

humor

[tulip ravine]

What

I’m not joking mate

There’s a few Russians been setup in my town

[visual stirrup]

Okay, cool

[tulip ravine]

Lad it’s literally what people are going mental at

They’ve always gave refugees fuck loads of benifits

[green schooner]

You know in the 90’s in the Balkan’s they were just enjoying the time and not playing on their phones and worrying about issues

[visual stirrup]

Listen, the whole reason for the sanctions and other things right now is so that

Russians, will, uh, do things to their government

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[green schooner]

Sanctions don’t seem to do anything but make food places rebrand

Lol

[tulip ravine]

Yes obviously, but if one came to the shore do you really think they aren’t going to do anything?

[visual stirrup]

If they didn't do anything, the russian government wouldn't be asking for them to be taken off

go to sleep

you have school tomorrow

[tulip ravine]

Literally just look at what’s going on in France, considering a few of them came from where we was fighting not long ago I doubt they’d care lmao

[green schooner]

ok when

[final cedar]

You'll still be lucid once I take the first bite out of your liver

[green schooner]

He got muted :(

[foggy mantle]

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[green schooner]

Titanic

[final cedar]

what why?

[green schooner]

Porn or something

I forgor

[final cedar]

death

[tulip ravine]

@visual stirrup https://total.law/uk/claim-asylum/uk-asylum-from-russia/#:~:text=Arrival in the UK,your intention to seek asylum.

[green schooner]

Me to mirmir my heels destroyed

https://tenor.com/view/attack-tole-tole-humble-cat-evil-nefarious-gif-3184810906682277049

[visual stirrup]

I am not living in Russia right now, I was curious
But thanks

[final cedar]

Why would you choose the UK instead of russia?

[visual stirrup]

interesting

[final cedar]

ain't that a down grade?

uk bad, laugh

[visual stirrup]

Not if you're afraid of getting beaten for being lgbt or worse...

a woman!

[tulip ravine]

You asked about programs I was showing you lmao

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-falling-gif-27355771

[visual stirrup]

lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Probably that man with his butt out, it was a gif

[final cedar]

[green schooner]

The black young individual twerkinf

I saw it

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[final cedar]

oh

[green schooner]

he’s me

fr

[final cedar]

kringels

[grizzled meadow]

I wasn't here so I don't know if that's actually the reason

[deep topaz]

the melaninly gifted individual with the rather large posterior

[final cedar]

black man twerking is the lowest form of pornposting

[deep topaz]

isn't billyposting technically pornposting

[tulip ravine]

@uncut obsidian it’s a option, once application successful you get right to work, right to not be deported etc and can apply for citizenship, know it’s not ideal but you don’t really need money when you get there 🤷‍♂️

[green schooner]

What’s Billy posting

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-15291473

Aniki posting

[green schooner]

LOL

[deep topaz]

Gachimuchi

[tulip ravine]

Man it’s nearly 3 am I need to sort my shit out fr

[green schooner]

I accidentally played one of those videos in chem

[final cedar]

There's a fine line between my ass and you crossed it

[green schooner]

And all the sound that came out of my phone was FUCK

[final cedar]

or smth

[green schooner]

It’s 11 for me

can’t wait to lift@tmmr

Another day

another bench

[tulip ravine]

I airdropped a meme to my mates Mac and all the class just heard “ALL OF THE LIGHTS DUH DUDUDUDUD DUH”

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-arkham-asylum-aslume-insane-gif-4463042031402212826

[final cedar]

mods are basically Q

[tulip ravine]

[glad carbon]

what you liftin

[final cedar]

explains why gachi is allowed

[green schooner]

My school has to make a announcement in the loud speakers

To stop jerking off

In lunch

[deep topaz]

there's a website dedicated to Billy

[green schooner]

bench press

[tulip ravine]

I put Minecraft on my schools file network

[green schooner]

Based they banned everything here

[tulip ravine]

My cousin who goes there now says it’s still on and I left 4/5 years ago

[tulip ravine]

Oh it’s banned there too the it staff are just retards

[glad carbon]

how much

[green schooner]

Reminds me of the kid that like ddossed my entire school

and we didn’t have wifi

for a entire day

[green schooner]

225 it’s not much

[dreamy flax]

⚖️ 225.0lb (pounds) is equal to 102.058kg (kilograms)

[glad carbon]

you could bench me

[deep topaz]

sub

[final cedar]

it's decent

[green schooner]

I can leg curl you to

which is 420

Lbs

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

my thunder thighs

[final cedar]

[green schooner]

glutus maxiam

[dreamy flax]

⚖️ 420.0lb (pounds) is equal to 190.509kg (kilograms)

[deep topaz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GIizrluXMAABAqO.jpg:large

[tulip ravine]

I flicked a rubber band and hit my teacher is the eye accidentally

I felt bad afterwards

[green schooner]

sad

[final cedar]

you should

[tulip ravine]

Nah just joking she was a cunt

Deserved it

[green schooner]

based

[tulip ravine]

Took my cookies off me the cow

[green schooner]

My thighs could unalive someone

[final cedar]

you leg curl 200kg?

[green schooner]

yes

but that’s not

Thighs

that’s more like

Lower legs idk

It’s fun

I forgor what leg curls even do

cause I just flutter kick it

[deep topaz]

is leg curl that machine at the gym where you use your calves to raise the weight

[final cedar]

no

[green schooner]

where you sit down and uh out yoyr leg

[final cedar]

close the knee

[green schooner]

below thingy

[green schooner]

and then up

[deep topaz]

huh

[final cedar]

heels to butt

is a leg curl

[tulip ravine]

My best leg press is 195kg

[green schooner]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5Cyui1aLR9g?si=Jd5g0jtzCw2k4Wur

It’s the first one

he shows

[tulip ravine]

I don’t even have muscley legs or shit

[green schooner]

actually the thumbnail

[tulip ravine]

My calf’s are just like cow size

[deep topaz]

ah

[tulip ravine]

I should prolly go gym again ngl

[final cedar]

I don't believe you actually pressing 200kg on a leg curl

[green schooner]

How do you convert that to

Lbs

[deep topaz]

idk if i've ever done that exercise but i max the mf out on leg raises

[green schooner]

@final cedar translate

[final cedar]

I do bodyweight leg curls and barely manage 20

[dreamy flax]

⚖️ 195.0kg (kilograms) is equal to 429.901lb (pounds)

[tulip ravine]

What

That can’t be right

[green schooner]

Suck

[tulip ravine]

Is it

[green schooner]

Idk

[tulip ravine]

Fuck knows

[green schooner]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[final cedar]

200kg leg press is sensible

[green schooner]

Leg press machines are like

Shit anyways

[final cedar]

why?

[tulip ravine]

They are alright tbf

[green schooner]

Idk I just don’t like them

To light

Better things to do for the targeted area

[tulip ravine]

Depends on how you use them I found

If your just doing whole leg

[green schooner]

Ye idk that’s just me personally

[tulip ravine]

And just do it slowly

[final cedar]

What you doing every pair independently?

[tulip ravine]

After like 12 reps your legs are fucked

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

yes

One day is leg day

One day is arms

And so on

It takes like 2 hours to do lol

[tulip ravine]

I do full body, core, arms, active rest / cardio, shoulders, legs then rest

Shoulders and back*

[green schooner]

based

[final cedar]

I just got a DM from Carlbot... pretty much a death threat

[green schooner]

Why

[final cedar]

been nice knowing you

[tulip ravine]

Back and shoulders sucks man

I also have this weird thing where

[green schooner]

I love shoulders and back

and legs

[tulip ravine]

If I push to failure

[green schooner]

:3

[tulip ravine]

My hands like stop working

[pastel quartz]

Me watching as gamma crashes without even giving me an error message before even getting to the main menu after i installed nearly 100 more mods

[green schooner]

that’s why you don’t overdo it

[tulip ravine]

Nahh training to failure is pog

[green schooner]

I mean I do but

I make sure I get 3 sets of 6+ reps in

[tulip ravine]

Load up on creatine and protein your good

[green schooner]

I drink caffeine and alcohol

before I do it

Forbidden pre

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-man-stressed-problematic-gif-15976565

[tulip ravine]

My pre is creatine

Then I finish up with protein

[green schooner]

Fuck your protein powder NOW

[deep topaz]

consume protein as you're workin out so your body can metabolize it

[glad carbon]

[final cedar]

consume delicious protein powder cheesecake

[green schooner]

@tulip ravine https://youtu.be/C8NcCicFsW4?si=h8Lm6ejQJUDz1OqJ

[tulip ravine]

This is what I’m on atm

[green schooner]

Chocolate

this man is clogging the gyms toilet

No doubt

he’s destroying it

[deep topaz]

I LOVE SHITTING BRICKS !!!

[tulip ravine]

You know it

[final cedar]

footie fans even started branding whey now?

[tulip ravine]

And then for energy

I use them gamer energy drink powders

[green schooner]

This man is a menace

[tulip ravine]

Lmao

They are actually nice

[green schooner]

He’s dropping Hiroshima and Nagasaki

in the gym

That’s crazy

[tulip ravine]

Sneaks cherry bomb is class

[final cedar]

Hitting the gym I preworkout with coldmedicine

[green schooner]

Why

[final cedar]

epinephrine

[tulip ravine]

The old man walking around the locker room naked tho

[green schooner]

lmao

public gyms

be like

[uncut obsidian]

i might not need money when I get there but i need it to get there in the first place