#🎪bruh-fart
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Oh he meant c&c
i was talking about this one
Kek
yeah me too
unity asset flip swat 4
who up writing they fanfic
im up writing the ending of my own tale
who up grinding they gears
Brainfart fanfic when
wtf why godzilla
check pins
Oh, another 'Tactical shooter' like ground branch
It should end up with grook doing a kurt cobain
YOU
nuh uh
If you want a good realistic shooter just get squad, or project reality if you want free games
its ready or not but shittier
Huh
The rts not the fps
Squad really fell off with the ico update
And no, I aint recommending arma 3 as a 2.4k hour veteran
from other news charging port in my phone fucking broke
Why am i playing as a part of the american handycapped divison
Shit's beyond jank
From what I saw, it was implemented to force teamwork more cause new people started playing it like Battlefield
brainfart not knowing what c&c zero hour is
It would be nice if they didnt do it overkill
Yeah
Handicapped force
yos
Id rather play that
Armed handicapped forces of america
Than Arma with 200 mods
noup
bro that mid shooter came out in 2000 how could it be a game of my childhood
what am I maja?
Editor jank my beloved
@heavy peak
Fanfic with Falco and his gabagool
thats already canon
But no one made a smut about it
be the first
Be the last
or not at all
da
cooking at premium speed
spreading the salmonella a lil but whatever
sex with hitler
i heard stalin was better
Metro: Exodus is on 80% sale rn
how about both
can vouch for metro exodus. great series
exodudes
already played all the metro games
im havin a bad bad day
hello, havin a bad bad day 
im Delight
Full Despicable Me song from Pharrell Williams. I do not own the music or take any credit for this video. I am not claiming that it is mine nor taking any form of incentive.
blocked on discord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where were the minions in 2001
in the planes
surely not
doctor nefario why arent you teaching the minions to land
dilly dallying, lollygagging even?
its okay i'll just get 6 hours of sleep instead of 8
damn, updoot farming by hating on gamma?
yeah
I like the mods, it might kill the system a bit but fucking hell, dat swamp tho
almost smell the stank from that purid water
people try not to shit on gamma challenge
impossible
based? based on what????????
impossible, can't be done.
I finally got to that point in assasins creed unity where I meet napoleon, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
fuck sake
Tbf I think this is just a pavlovian response caused by "Tactical Youtubers"
aka brainrot of tuber cancer
yeah
Yeah
didnt play unity in ages
"ThIs GaMe DoES NoT FaKe SuRViVaL!!"
Like bruh
Have you ever played a survival game before
when you die in game you die in real life
I played it purely because it has napoleon in it
simp
I swear to fucking god
and I guess it takes place during the french revolution and the jacobin era
wich is pretty cool I guess
what's the obsession with french short king
I have no idea
I just see Jacobin simps a lot
napoleon was pretty based
not really short, average height for the time
short napoleon was british propaganda
i guess the french should have conquered the world first
then maybe the bri ish wouldnt have been so influential on history
imagine
bro we have dina here who is french and who is not masturbating on prince farquaad on a daily basis
a world dominated by fr*nch
yeah the french held on longer, like with french indochina
i feel like that woulda sparked a lot more conflict
Im pretty sure farquaad was an allegory to the other short dictator
which I shall not name
Benitto
(cant take screenshots in ubisoft games the old fashioned way)
mmm grilled cheese sandwich
farquaad fuckwad
😩
Hi
silence, wench! in my empire, you would have no rights!
Drip's good the haircut is yee yee ass
I said hi
humgerly
you animals
aloo
yes
yes
aloooooooooo
I jus got an instant noodle soup
and crippling depression
hi bezin
I mean, young napoleon looked better than napoleon in his older years
idk what im going to gulp down at 4 in the morning
water
blood i guess

hello busy
benzene
benzina
stella I swear
i think i can spare some
Napoleon mentioned it's over
Wapoleon
its napleonover
bird you should mute her for an hour every time she mentions napoleon
napoleover
why not
brapoleon brapaparte
Fun fact :
In east europe , they have a croissant named Napoleon
My friend, drunk af, went to the store once, asked is this named after Napoleon? Hmmm do you have any Hitler croissants?
hi back
Brother i died there
it hurts
who's back

croissant named napoleon🙏😭😭
garlic bread
well roasted
there's a cream cake called napoleon
your back I guess
oh yeah, i had it
i think it would be challah
not bad, but my mother loves it
have you guys had tiger bread
"i ate out napoleon today"
i never ate a tiger
"im licking napoleon"
😔
i ate napoleon

@uncut obsidian, shut the fuck up.
Stella would











"i ate delight"
myshinka
alo


ALO
like i chopped up napoleon
alo da?
opalim te malo
United under one banner, to fuck your mother
little fun fact, my husband is 5'6 (just like napoleon)
хуём по лбу не дало
sugi...
he's close enough
🫂
wasn't he 5'7
5'6-5'7
his head was cut off on guillotine
who wouldve thought
and he speaks french fluently
so, pretty close enough
does he have a horse?
thats literally him

no, but a car
Nous ne pouvons rien faire
@inland jackal join
🤢
in clas
thats not the one
I was watching that cringe ass tv show sometimes when I was a kid 
Leave class
bet
he was exiled to st helena
ivan i can be in stream but no screaming
and died of a stomach disease, I don't know wich one though
instead of being corsican he's canadian, but speaks fluent french (close enough🙏)
So true
would it be this than talking about cocaine?
poor thing-
i mean, good for him. i hope you two have a happy life together 🤝
i have arrivent
Napoleon was bad

busy is having a mental breakdown because he cant get a gf
He has Madi
hiii
tell him its a long journey but he gotta endure and and improve on himself
delight is pulling shit out of his ass
Fr*nch

already do, happy enough
Who of us can 
You aint getting a gf
Your right
Everyone here can get a gf, stop sabotaging yourself
I like men
real
Me in Agatha
Or a bf
i love this new discord phone app update, it lags even more 
you like man?
If it comes to that
Yes.

update making discord even worse

nothing new
Ball harder
High five 
pula
True
ted knows
russian onahole (pre-used)

💀
hi my heels hurt
stop stomping
i love the blues
hello frog
Exiled to saint Petersburg
Oh nah
ball of plasma my beloved
now post the argonians
@stone blade look
mwadi what does that gif I just posted translate to
no no sorry not interested
Artyom is typing
I’m wearing DRESS SHOES
Artyom is typing

Artyom is typing
Im sorry kemek but we couldnt find the music from your video
at least you look fancy af
funny beret boy
The guy keeps talking over the fucking lyrics 
this is why they have 80% marketshare
Black boots my beloved
cus amd sucks ass
My feet are gonna be destroyed
(I want to fucking die)
Thanks for trying, I might try recording it myself in two weeks with much better quality
destitute 
@green schooner do you have to wear those black steel toed boots too?
Why do the the three guys in the front rank have twig legs?
Goofy lookin ahhh soldiers
We don’t have the boots we have the dress shoes
Ah

Cause it’s you gruhhhh
We have to wear those 24/7
What am i looking at
Adeptus Custodes
Warhammer?
Yes
Zased
Your the stripper everyone on base uses but will never have long relationship
what does "on base" mean mf
I do not have twig legs
I have thunder thighs
I can squat 270 lbs without any training
when the company is lethal
I hear the books are metal after and should read them
custodes are pretty badass, second only to the emperor some would say
me when i strike the counter
Means in the barracks
idfk i never played counter strike
On base
I can't get into
Means public whore
emperor?
Which ones are the spacemarines bloodlust ones
He doesn’t know…
emperor of deez 🫴🥜
local std preservation reserve
The one that fucking eat their enemies in combat
Same
I cast shit orders and banish you to Polk for 3 eons
NOOOO FORT POLJ
I’m going marine so
29 palms would be better
What happened to Dipshit McGee?
Did he just leave one day?
who
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he yeed his last haw
understandable he would
banned or left idk
by posting another meme too spicy
Blood angels
if it's who I'm thinking of he got yeeted from brainfard for being underage
And the ones who eat their enemies in combat
he's not gone for a while, he's gone gone
The flesh tearers
Emperor of mankind 
Another man’s trash is another man’s treasure I suppose
Another man's trash is another man's trash is another man's trash is another man's trash is another man's trash is another man's trash
@quaint ore im getting my ocp’s next year
Interesting
trash
Yeah... He "left"
eh I seen worse
He’s me fr

I believe thats the ones

Dying on the throne, being feed 50 psykers a day?
I like to believe he's still with us
He told me he's still here on an alt and lurks
Not in a metaphorical or spiritual sense
He is
But that someone here is one of his alts
Yes
its like i can still see him sometimes
Based
Hopefully we see him return one day
isn't it 2000 psykers a day
1000
its 1000 a day
I always said psysuckers when thinking of psykers
Stalker is fried into my brain
I see a psysucker in Plovdiv every day
@grizzled meadow turned his phone off for 2 days and I already think that he is probably dead, F🕯
its joever
brainfart has fallen
May he rest in pasta
nothing lasts forever
one day the final shitposter will quietly leave behind a dead and barren brainfart
and this place will pass on into memory
that day is almost here bro
Amen
ask anyone who still remains from ye olden days, and most of the funny shitposters have already gone
but how will I keep in touch with the rest of you assholes without brainfart
Ivan and bruno is legit the only shitposters left
Email.
oh okay
everyones a shitposter, just not as shitposty as those fellas
nuh uh
Being horny I don’t think is shit posting
cancer any%
Avoid it like the plague. It had not changed in 20+ years.
Am i a shitposter
madi is a cringeposter, i just try to annoy people
No fuck off
p!alex
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Brainfart rejects you
Ik my colonel and chief was sent there
LOL
no
and my dad
I should unblock alex
no
seems like the smart move
nuh uh
Hey post that Napoleon edit of your
Or whatever the fuck it was
Where they burn brainfart
watch as he randomly pings me at 4am to tell me to kms again
the guy with the finger yeah
😔🤌
Kid named finger reference.
Bipolar
those were good days, i made this when there was nobody stopping me from incest game posting
hi bottom
i held brainfart in the palm of my hand for like 3 days
Hi schizo
Am not…
ugh
Noooo, who will now yell The Golden Age™ is back!
gah
When
when i was incest posting
Tell him the Leesville strip club, barber shop and taco bell on entrance road are still there. 
the days directly after the incest game stream
That was a brighter period of this shithole actually

it was so much fun
That place is a black hole stuck in time. A hotel california, where no one ever escapes
Alex rules this black hole
Did you actually have him blocked
no, cause if I did it would be admitting weakness
around 1/4th of brainfart has me blocked
Who was it
what next? gonna lure em in and counter attack?
No really an achievement to have you blocked
Block me
This Alex creature holds immense blocking powers over brainfart
it just means people don't like you as a person
it means i annoyed them to that amount
nothing to flex about
i dont care, i managed to annoy them to the point they blocked me
Ok blockboy
thats a win

gonna get far with that attitude in life
its almost like this isnt life
A rare and shiny Pokémon of the brainfart realm
Blocking is weak
its a discord server
Congtats, meaningless insult
Blockboy
I mean I imagine you are just as annoying outside the server lmao
One day I shall categorize every species of brainfartian
soon
Brainfarter? Brainfartese?
Smash
if I block Im weak if I threaten to rape im muted make up your minds 
@placid sail hey

theres a difference between weakness and harassment

😳
One is cringe and one is based
Why does the brainfart masses shun this Alex creature?

i am annoying
dude, thats like a dude stabbing you and you counter it with a slug to the chest for the stabber
and i post vtubers
He posted incest game for like a month
I've observed anime and worse posted here constantly. Are vtubers that much different?
Fuck around and find out
That's what I would do yes
not really, but to them yes they are

incest disliked more than femboy spam.
The skin on my heels are gonna be gone
I forgor we have a ruck this week
personally woulda hit em with the 'ol battle of austerlitz
Noted
who's ur ruck buddy
Napoleon mentioned
You should do it again actually
I’ll probably end up carrying his ruck
bruh
Me and who
shush
nobody
So mean
Me and the demons
thats you and the voices

ok French “person”
he's gonna ruck you?
no???
Idk what color that is
brunette
True
you're gonna ruck him?
italian but raised by the french
You wouldn’t have a soul if your ginger
simplest way you can put it
i wonder how much moners i got today
seems like I don't have any it seems
5
probably around that
Damn you're a ginger?
work
Madi is so not making it out of Russia
BURN THE WITCH
why do you think I act this way?
2
As in retarded?
shining a UV light on a ginger twink
ginger and french
Idk any
what do you think
go find some
Mhm
yeah but shes a woman
The worst kind of person to exist
That’s even worse
Onlyfans
My ass
Well that to
LETS GOOOOOO
how could I not see it? everytime I look in the mirror I see a mf with orange-red hair, blue eyes, and pale skin like a dead person
im applying (applied, waiting for response) for "Manager of the outlet point of the online store" (unofficially, officially it's called "Sales Manager"), and also while I'm waiting I'm working as an order picker in a supermarket (i get the orders done and then give them to the delivery boys)
You
why the fuck do you think I act retarded online
manager???
yesterday i got $40
For 11 hours
Your not a real person
madi you need to get a new job fr
im gonna keep saying it
A astronaut
or anything that isn't being a cheap hooker
It takes years
yes, I'm a witch
burn at the stakes
so does working ur way up as a hooker
now
Way faster compared to most jobs here
around c1?
What is that
i never did any official tests, only online ones
if you are really considering that, then you must really have no self respect
non.
some weird tutorial that got turned into a shitpost in like 2012
You actually thought that I have self respect? Foolish
he’s already a online whore it wouldn’t be different
u should have some bruh
noe
Based
Oui oui croissant
so basically its just uhmmm
Maginot line
fellating a man and you swap out for a fuckin microwaved grapefuit or something
bye bye frog 2
Bye bye
Me
yep, it was crucial
:3
:3


real?
have fun with ur marching
d-do you not know about the incest game
im gonna go take a nap
My friend got points deducted for having a piece of hair on his uniform
Damn its fucking cold
all I know is the creator got doxxed
Also light rain
my tummy goin crazy i drank too many sea monkeys
L
here, this about sums it up
@final cedar oh my GOD house is such a dick on s2e1
didnt the creator get death threats and doxxed?
yep
I don't blame them
Wanna know the best one
game is still being developed but the publisher has taken over the public side
lets this mf ||go to death row|| because he wanted to go "gotcha" at foreman
only 2 chapters out, 3 more left
those 2 chapters were about 8 hours of total gameplay
because i streamed the first 2 chapters here, in gamma
Incest in wincest
twincest*
nah they arent twins
When the new chapters come out voice chat 3 incident will begin anew
Bruh
depressing af
Mhm
when the next chapter droppin
Real men going to see the new Alex incest game stream in vc
nice mural tho
real 1s were there for the first stream
The fucking narrator dude coming back
it was a big event, i expect grok himself to attend the next stream
grok then proceeds to ban everyone and delete brainfart after the stream
good ending
A Worthy sacrifice
i still have the screenshot of the attendants so i know who to ping
for the next stream
it's like I can still hear his voice...

I can fix heeer
Nooooo don't doo it
the narrator was one helluva dude
she's better without that

Fucking narrator doing that face ahahahahah
bwoop
I do hope he decides to waste his whole day again for this 
it wouldnt be the same without him
I FUCJING DID
IT TOOK INCEST GAME TO RESURRECT FALCO
SO WILL HE
Are you fucking kidding me
falco gets awakened every time incest game is mentioned
I forgot that I went radio silent yesterday
Alex and incest games seem to have moderator reviving powers
And I will again for the next two days probably
We already suspected you probably died
boys
synchronize your death watches

The brainfart zone has many anomalies in it
Alex was already in the acceptance phase I think
Walter White screaming pic
@pastel quartz oui oui baguette
if falco disappears and Alex will begin posting vtuber ashley shit every second im gonna post femboy shit
Ahahahahahahahhaahah
Crayz taxi
Falco my man I love you but it sounds like it's time for you to retire
i will revive falco by dangling an ashley bodypillow over his grave
we shall have an uprising and execute you
no femboy shit
Degenarate opinions will be ignored
"Come on over and have fun with craaazy taxi"🗣️🗣️
@grizzled meadow How they treating you in the retirement home?
brain fart will fight back
I will not go dead for the next two days just to delete that stuff
I'm not a vtuber fan headass
ez bait
you're gonna have to stay awake 24/7
"THEY THOUGHT I WAS GEY 🗣️ 🔥 🔥"
I CAN FIX HER
There appears to be a parasitic battle between femboy and anime/incest spam for control over the host channel.
is this brainfart's version of a revolution?
@grizzled meadow mute for 2 days 
Only time will tell if the host survives.
For a moment I thought he was the narrator
Easy
confirmed, this is the start of the brainfart revolution
Carti the reason I started taking percs
non.
mods have been actively obliterating the femboy shit, it always comes back though
I'm leaving brainfart. I wasn't nice knowing you and I won't miss you. Farewell. 
Aye, get the fuck out of here Waterloo
a historical battle of wits
aye
Badbye
May each side present their champion.
naaaah bludski pulling out the guilliotine😭😭🗣️🗣️🗣️

can we get one bwomp in the chat please
Golden age is back soon babyyyy
You can't remove the roots
Bruno in the chat, Air-istotle dropped
I see a lot of pings. Fine, I can stay ..
"THEY THOUGHT I WAS HOMOSEXUAL 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 " Carti is such a lyrical genius
I can't really ban them for that you know
Not that I know what he is saying
You can ban anyone for anything
I will ban Napoleon for being french
Blame it on them being immature
because banning femboyposting in 2024 would be bigotry and you'd get cancelled on twitter? 
i know.. but you can brainfart reject 
napoleon is fucking dead
The roots are now longer hidden below the dirt
It is now time for the flamethrower
nah, I want to witness the brainfart revolution of 2024
Waterloo face the wall
Aye falco chill chill chill
Brother
Napoleons been dead for like 200 years brother
the people have not chosen their champions
onee-chan*
He has way bigger takes that will get him assassinated on Twitter
Missing out on brianfart lore
Banning femboy shit won't do anything
falco is an extremist?
We have already banned femboyposting but I can't ban the people doing it
Does anyone really care about Twitter?
Sissyposting
extremely based
nah, a monarchist
Engage
Fucking 1 min wait for greenlight
Twitter is old and tired. X is the shit now
Only Alex gets me
what did I come back to
Hey falco are you a racist or a cyclist
Still better to cut a cancer out than leave it 
What madi got ban immunity?
No
a revolution happening thats gonna happen any second
How are you ted?
ah for fucks sake
Real
this will least be entertaining to watch
Yes, want me to post the entire list of all slurs in the world?
If he was, then he wouldn't have been demoted
Alex is still here, cancer is not gone yet
Yeah you french love eoing revolutions
I like madi better now since I can ping him without worrying about the ban 
Thats whats up, glad you can sleep in sometimes
Do it
Please change and grow as a person.
front row seats to the gulliotine🙏
yes
What about incestsissyposting
Can you see the incest? Because I can't

I have schizophrenia
My bad
ur execution will be fun to watch
Blind
nah, not participating, just watching
The following is a list of ethnic slurs, ethnophaulisms, or ethnic epithets that are, or have been, used as insinuations or allegations about members of a given ethnicity or racial group or to refer to them in a derogatory, pejorative, or otherwise insulting manner.
Some of the terms listed below (such as "gringo", "yank", etc.) can be used in c...
whos having their head chopped of then
Oh ahahaha, still its just chilling in bed
just wait and see
There is a difference between a ironic incest game meme and an unironic meme about kissing men and general sexual shit
look, its already happening
oh okay
I'm still waiting for champions to be chosen.
Final destination , no items, 3 stock.
You are first, face the wall
Say the 8th slur under the category "N", no balls?
"ironic"
monarchist
The concept is baffling
Yes, and? 
The 8th slur under the category "N", no balls?
Can we just kill everyone in here with hammers?
Alex you suck
Yes Madi, Alex doesn't want to fuck his nonexistant sister, but you do want to be fucked by other man and say it loudly
Fortunately incest is way less supported by society than homo stuff
brave of you to assume what alex wants 
alabam is a real country close to romania (whereI live) what do you mean?
Pack him into a box and ship him to the mines
does bludski know what happened to king louis the 16th?
He got served british food
I refuse
Alex headcanon

A military jet plane just flew over my place
Pear
You're going to LA





