#🎪bruh-fart
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Special k strawberry with some bananas in it
nvm i found a good brand
arrowhead
2g sugar per cup
Me strugfling to not call a man a slur simply due to it being Ramadan
oh yeah its that day
i forgot
You're batshit if you think I am paying $12 for one box of cereal
I stumbled onto stormfoot catacombs
wtf
look at the spelt flakes
5$ a box
for the same size
OK that is a bit more reasonable
butt its organic 
Still expensive for cereal
yeah true
Sleep well
all food is so damn expensive
I would rather have some eggs, wheat toast and yogurt
we're getting cheap grain from ukraine 
real
Just eat flesh of your enemies
i should get yoghurt
Bro the most i paid for cereal is like 2 dollars
That is for lunch, blitzkronk
Yeah the poles dont like that
Friendship with poland ended
Now romania is my best friend
Greek yogurt, everything bagel, toasted with some butter. Breakfast of the gods
greek?
Yeah it because eu farmers have to follow green laws
And we dont
Thats why out grain is cheaper and better
Its over

Me? No. The yogurt? Yes.
I found boss mist
ХАХАХАХААХАХАЗАХАЗАХАААХАХАХА
I dont laugh in Russian
Is xaxaxaxa the same as Koreans kekekekekekekekeke
Morning fellas
Hi
хааххаахаах its the same ahahahahahahaahhaaahahahaha

@fresh rose wow this elden ring area sure is unique
and the cam is somehow better than the one in elden ring
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Cant wait for ddr6 even tho ddr5 is just out

Wouldn't know, never had a crush 😎
yeah can't believe how big 4090 growed
feed ur 4090
Where funny
bastard cats
dead
Haven't watched the film, explain
Up yo ass 
when will shadow of the collossus get a PC port
shortly after bloodborne
Prick's face 🫵
My 2nd wish
for spirit of the lamp to grow nice tits and become my personal catgirl maid


wouldn't that be enslavement though?
👀
I don't see the problem
there's stipulations on genies not being enslaved or it causes a massive curse that you'll probably not survive
damn real?
real
still worth
just be a nerd and wish for omnipotence or some shit
also I find it funny that you opened the topic of slavery while conan exiles was loading
this must be some divine message
is that the funny game with the cock slider tied to intelligence
Wait what
yes that one
it's this one
i didn't see no crazy demon women in my conan game
cosmetic horns and tail 

isnt the multiplayer community really braindead on this game
i swear I saw some dude play on a server and it was rust streamer server levels of braindead
??? Bro tried to send me my Chinese sleeper agent activation phrase or something
It's a nice split between PvP sweatlords, e-RPers and casual PvE enjoyers I noticed
depends on the server settings what you'll get
nice split
erpers
Those are very high levels of brain damage true
the erpers are mostly real life women too for some reason
thats why they added the cock slider

2nd life all over again
That doesnt exist

Go away falco
bites on your earlobe hehe onii-chan uwu
You know
no Falco don't kill me we have so much history together
I will papal you 20 bucks
This server had an rp channel
Do it
I remember it existing but never clicked it 
Some people have funny history with it
mods, strip him down and send him to the tundra
Yeah same
I visited it once or twice
But couldn't bear the cringe
Mods, tie his shoelaces
I think it got deleted because one of the mods missclicked
What do you guys mean HIM? I'm a catGIRL nyan~ hehe :33
While someone was erping
it got deleted because so many people erped
and then got mad when people in brainfart made fun of em for erping
actual L
Okay, now you should have stopped 2 messages ago
Mods unwoman him
Y'all motherfuckers didn't expect that the server that has this many femboys and furries to not erp in the RP channel
Seriously
Based
It wasn't that bad then
on what
he's italian, of course he will change teams
We are talking about a long time ago dude
brainfart dwellers are desensitized from making fun of each other daily so they don't realize how mean it is to do it to otehrs tbh
Car
okay gooner
sir, bullying erp is the morally good choice
You guys are MEAN! Hmph! turns around and pouts
stop type fucking on a public channel
Shut the fuck up
its like people who play loud music in public except its just moaning noises
I'll take the loud music cause there is a 50% chance of it being actually good
it wasnt funny in 9th grade its not funny now
take this mfs glasses
Here is a better one for you
🤫 🧏♂️
what would the gooning emote combo be if this is mewing
now thats just rude
What the fuck
But true
🤫🍆
👋 🤤
sorry but what do gooning and mewing mean
hes the thinker
gooning is a mental disorder
@grizzled meadow, smite this creature
Edging
then why not just call it edging
mewing is some looksmaxxing shit that hasn't been proved to work
Zoomer speech dont bother
For your own good
You ain't the thinker bro
While we have "скуф" and "альтушка", west made most retarded words in the span of one year
I remember watching a mewing timelapse (that I hope was real) and there was literally no difference lol

yeah
@edgy abyss
oh is it that thing with hammering your jawbone or whatever
no thats another retarded technique
infact most of them are bogus with no clinical proof they work
yeah like bro just fucking chew your food properly and the jaw will develop
just breathe thru ur nose
thats all it takes
literally that easy
when you get mod friend request and wonder if they missclicked ban


accept it
@river zealot hi memeg
hows it goin
Hemoroids
The creatures of brainfart have banded together and developed a growing distaste of the ERP enjoyer. Studies have shown, this quick adaptation was a necessity. Often used as a survival technique against the dreaded moderator.
isnt this uhhh
scrolled up to that conan ss to double check if a nipple wasn't showing tbh
wanted or something
Mods are paid actors
no idea tbh I don't watch american movies 
watch em
they're good mindless action
like solo leveling?
Another subspecies, the lewd anime poster, can be found amongst them. They often employ social camouflage, using techniques such as describing porn or lewd images as a "meme." This may allow the poster to survive, but is often stuffed out by the observent moderator species.

yeah probably
where fart
me
You
false
Once order has been restored and the offenders retreat, it seems brainfart returns to its homeostasis, using cute cat photos to heal itself.
is it about edging
no its like groundhog day but with aliens and some pretty good action scenes
oh so it's helldivers the movie
kinda
Edging in class
@pastel quartz watch elysium too
thats a good blomkamp movie
cancer man in an exo suit tearing mfs apart
introduced my favorite gun in a movie
the mf airburst AK
Man it looks cool and wierd at the same time
i think it'd be sleeker without the weird amber red dot
pretty dope. in stalker there could be possibilities to modify classic guns like that (not too wild, of course)
mad max meets stalker 
I got juan to make one
I have so many questions about that eyesore of an ak
Without this taped rail on top of gas block
thats the laser rangefinder
so you can have the airburst actually work
Juan...
tell him to not go too wild with it
Ahh ok
its already made
go look thru his gdrive for it
cant make airburst effect in xray engine so its just a rail-charged AK
Delight
yeah if u google an xm25
Hello ma man
I see duct tape, wire, ziptie
that entire ugly sight is the laser rangefinder
Needs dong grip
Xm25 are cool but goofy looking
yeah
the oicw is even more
xm25 ontop of a normal gun
honestly
the other gun in the movie would be pretty cool to have
the chemrail
aka just a normal rifle with an accelerator
anti materiel rifle from new vegas would be nice too
I still think that ak is sexy af
horrible
he's ahead of his time
this is a mech fighting gun
you'd use this shit in titanfall to shoot sabots into the mfs cockpit
actual monstrosity
also made the ntw-20
actual catstrosity
this guy just dont miss
no sound?

same
i like it
basically just an ak47/akm with jungle mags and some fancy laser rangefinder
I remember playing a fallout 4 mod for it
same
@vale laurel
someone made it in airsoft
wit the dong
romanian dong
Makes it even better
gotta love the dong

1,950 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 209,020.567440 RSD (Serbian Dinar) :flag_rs:
daym
yeah its so much
whole 2 boolets
3 doubloons
what the fuck
christ
watch the movie scene
bust
An airburst round is a type of tactical anti-personnel and anti-aircraft explosive ammunition, typically a shell or grenade, that detonates in midair, causing air burst effect fragment damage to enemy personnel or aircraft (notably comparably unsophisticated unmanned aircraft systems such as modified racing drones). In the latter case, airburst ...
😠
Why are you mad
The dong makes it much better
:((

ah i see
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its just to do a sweep of those behind cover
all this time in bf4 i was using airburst on tanks
Ham
How about this
I'm the bread and you're in the middle
how does that work
ham is there you are not telling us
Cloning
awesome
i have unspoken rizz idk
Yeah you're awesome too
Yes
crystal did you fix ur sleep schedule yet
you gotta do it
nuh uh uh

yeah but you gotta do it
Mom and dad can cope
Sleep is important.
6 here 
It's almost 12
1pm 
noon or midnight
Noon

like the looney tunes

the correct timezone enjoyer 
It's OK, I'm normally up this early.
Work demands I watch the factory line and make sure nothing explodes.
So much meth
what type
I wish, they might pay me more. 
We make flour and flour products.
The clear type
Last year some guy got a bit too close to a mixer and fell in

Really?
Guess we go a ham sandwich
It was not a good time writing up that report.
why did he fall into it


He eepy

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus
i am not giving you a fucking high five
Something like this but much bigger
Cooking meth
No clue, I'll ask him in the spirit realm
Okay 
Noooooo
forbidden meat pancake
More like scrambled mans
You will be boiled alive
Yes
What if i already have methods to do that?

How
Like putting an egg in a stand mixer during an earthquake
you would expect factory equipment designed in a way that it's very difficult to become a pastry Joker
but my very short experience with construction, for instance, showed me that safety regulations is a myth created to soothe the weak of mind in the face of harsh reality
isnt that literally a guard in the photo
how do you fall in
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I miss themes and skins and things so much, when I saw that nickelodeon theme with the slime man oh my god.
*apologies for such a long time since the last video also, thank you for your patience
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the most important rule of safety in a factory is to have fun
If only you knew how jank things were.
"safety" is just a cope of the weak, you can die anywhere any time and you will
When they don't respect the lock out tag out 
you gotta find one first tho
I try not to think about it too much since I'm a consumer of mass produced food goods
I have like 5 in mind
I really try not to think about all of it
they gotta be real
Okay 4
There is an acceptable amount of sawdust allowed in certain food products.
xD

How dare you
how much sawdust in a rice krispy

I mean nothing wrong with that, fiber is fiber
well, it also depends if it's 3rd or 1st world... but mostly, yeah, it's horrible
but the bodily fluids and body chunks of unsanitary/not careful workers is just ew
Yes
for sure
Fell over railing, went right in. Coworkers said he was trying to unclog something
oh honey
people are equally retarded and disregarding of regulations everywhere
its like the mfs who try to grab shit from the still spinning lathe
the difference is only that there is nothing to break in 3rd world countries in terms of regulations
No, China is in the top spot actually
I don'treally care what T-Shirt you wear, but you do you

One third of 1% is the fda limit

buildings are made out of literal cookie dough and plastic waste
and crumble from a strong gust of wind
you can... Try...
google tofu dreg
never googling anything from brainfart before running it through a bot
everyone knows the fda dont make the rules, add more sawdust to ur food
3rd world not knowing any better is usually just being a dumbass. First world is a mix of dumbass and greed/disregard for safety.
is dragonhide resistant to 20mm
Just got a speeding fine 
does that count as piercing or fire
bitch
37 in a 30 
Safety splint mf when a saw blade chips and goes for their eyes.
Welp
There goes my 2 weeks of vacation
Time to go to work
Automated camera nd all
Piercing fire

squint
Autocorrect be damned
who disabled all urbandictionary commands 
answer my damn DM's, Cardan
my guess is Iedy
When I was at work we were changing the oil on the truck and decided to light it on fire in our shop
we must kill the bird
idk, pathfinder maybe
The oil pan
Don't forget microplastics
1e or 2e?

They will outlive us
i hope you lose the next racing game
idk i dont play ttrpgs
pathfinder is 3.5e
i tried to get into gurps but it gave me a migrane
there's also pathfinder 2e now
It was fun
Fire is fun
🙃
pathfinder deez nuts I need a drink brb
Bro... Pathfinder split off from D&D after the horror of 4e 
I hope he wins and becomes number 1 Racist 🏆
Did you see the new e10 expansion they are dropping next month?
nope, give me deets
the only sort of industry/production that is gonna be completely free of human stupidity or intentional disregard is the one that will be fully run by an AI
Microplastics in your borger
Deetz nuts
Hehe
but since the AI is gonna operate based on human owner's commands, it's gonna be unintentionally stupid in some things anyway
no u
So they are adding a new system for calculating dmg rols for e10 deez nuts
didnt EA say they were gonna start using AI for gamedev
That'll never happen, unless it's the end of the world and AI kills all humans
How could you steal that from me? 
so true charon
I sleep now
posture check
With a castrating machine 
buddy there are literally productions already that are mostly automated the fuck you mean
go sleep
Ill be awake in my next period
now!
Maybe
What productions
I was going to go on a whole paragraph of bullshit before dropping the glorious e10 bomb
What' a bomb
i hope they automate CNC stuff
just import a 3d model and it generated the code
no need to do manual bullshit
Like minecraft updates? 
not to mention all sorts of assembly shit that is obvious ones, here's a neat little thing
wdym they clearly have some human interaction... right?
It could be doable. Just make cad files, import, run to 3d printer.
surely they dont predetermine the mob votes
The hard part is trusting AI to do cad stuff properly
Nah they surely have their sources
cnc isnt as forgiving as a 3d printer
But they can't be human
plus I think there are already indoors farms with the whole growing cycle mostly controlled by a puter in Netherlands
pretty effective, actually, substantially lower consumption of pesticides and water (it's hydroponics)
This is proof that minecraft is made out of a mental illness called schizophrenia
Are there no people working there tho?
Nothing of it is real
there still are, which is why I said "mostly automated", but surprisingly few
one of the main reasons AI hasn't entered every sort of production or industry already is, funnily enough
humans are just cheaper yet
Hey benz

what does that mean
What is that
so is "SEX with Hitler" 
true
so is another game comin out on steam this month
or q1 atleast
not gonna name it
Cool, everything is getting automated, less and less people can get jobs, and yet everything is getting more and more expensive instead of cheaper, what a great world we live in
There are a lot of games coming out on steam... But the fact that you mentioned it replying to my post... Concerns me...

minecraft but its actually survival
dont worry about it
What kind of survival


the fun kind
Fun? I like fun!!
shit is getting more expensive because the elites everywhere are greedy as fuck, not because of some other reason
Le bronx

guys she is a gold digger
the average efficiency of a worker was very steadily increasing in the last decades, much faster than the payment rate
if you dont have any filters on steam you'll know what game it is when it releases
hi
Yeah that's what I'm saying, and the job market becoming smaller doesn't help
hello
that shit is gonna eventually collapse in some nasty way, and their greedy asses will have to think of something
but until then, out of sight, out of mind
Slavery kek
same with global climate and everything else
Out of sight out of mind people when their house gets flooded
stalin was better
the game one
you were actually having sex with stalin
not fucking 2d anime girls like hitler
Money has no value. It's all about the value of the things you can do with it 
Covered in soot, unbothered just vibing
supersus
Why do people buy 4k monitors if they cant even run 2k
same reason I got 240hz monitor despite not even being able to get 60fps
same as why people buy iphones
(im dumb)
"play 4k bro"
120 => 54
bragging rights/social credit points
*also cant see a difference
(also because you could theoretically get 4K or 240fps on older/less demanding games)

nah
fuck that
uncalled for
I hope that guys GPU dies. 😠
can't admire a box of ammo on the ground... damn
this cat is off a perc
I saw this in #💣tarkov-released

That is not a woman
sounds like one
Oh fucking kek
bro i never thought id laugh so much at the tarkov reddit today
sounds trans to me
no
I dont even play tarkov
thankfully
hi?
which game was it
warface
oh

it's a joke that I cheat
scav on scav violence is evil
cuz I've been called cheater like 10 times in game by now
that came is probably malware in itself anyways
i mean this shit was funny af
bth
because you use paid guns
it was a gamer moment
Let me see your warface
gamergate was real
are you waman?
yes?
ape instincts activate
Warface
no?
I say kill them all
I only kill other scavs because its comedic
nevermind i am thinking of a nexxon ripoff game
it always takes me 1h to fall asleep (that's how long it takes for the existential dread to tire me out and die down)
you can only kill other scavs because they stand still
lmaooo
ok?
you can expect me shortly
same here , big storm outta nowhere
door is open
No storm
broken promises and disappointments.
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same here
but no thunder
just wet
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:clock4: 12 March 2024, 04:39 (04:39 AM)
🌎 -7.0 (America/Los_Angeles)
🌑 Night
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 90% humidity
🍃 SSW 210° | 2.06 m/s wind
🌡️ 9.85°C (Feels like 8.85°C)
49.73°F (Feels like 47.93°F)
They won't let it happen a second time.
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:clock1: 12 March 2024, 13:40 (01:40 PM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
☀️ Day
🌫️ Mist
🌁 96% humidity
🍃 SW 231° | 3.13 m/s wind
🌡️ 8.85°C (Feels like 7.85°C)
47.93°F (Feels like 46.13°F)
I shit you not, the amount of neo-nazis in roblox is scary
coming for people who make shitty threats and then end it with "in minecraft"
only outweighed by the amount of pedos
I'll show them Minecraft...in Minecraft
im sure theres an overlap between the two
Usually is
...
BUCHAREST 
yes
The best place to find roblox neo-nazis is 'Milsim' groups
I'll show them my dick.. in Minecraft
i hate roblox milsimmers
we are in sync in weather kinda
lock em up on those obby games

how long has that big storm on jupiter going on for again I forget
Bro I fucking saw a group once
Fuckers made a very bad replica of an Arma 3 ace mod
:flag_bg: Plovdiv, Bulgaria
:clock1: 12 March 2024, 13:42 (01:42 PM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Sofia)
☀️ Day
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 77% humidity
🍃 NNW 330° | 3.09 m/s wind
🌡️ 13.85°C (Feels like 12.85°C)
56.93°F (Feels like 55.13°F)
we need storms like those
roblox tarkov plays better than real tarkov
even the audio
go in
It is good
Imma be real doe
Furry content should be banned in roblox
didnt know you live on Tien Kwan
Discord being drunk on me phone

har har

as long as it aint lewd idc what mfs are putting on their avatars
mememe
Roblox transfur games are a thing

And once the creator of changed found out he was pissed that children are witnessing that shit

the most mature game i played in roblox as a kid was fuckin uhh
apocalypse rising
these new players are so screwed
get well soon
@quaint ore you ever play that one battlefield game
i remember being a little shitter in that game and using some bug that let you use an m249 that shot RPG rounds
Yea
I remember armored patrol
no I think it was just called battlefield
clueless
transfur isnt even the worst of it
Yeah
yeah i watched remainings videos about the uhh
There are condos
apartment games or whatever
yeah
From what I saw it varies a lot

this shit was peak in 2013
some
I was there to witness that shit
remember base wars
Yeah
hop on the mf library pc and play that shit
It was way worse 2 years ago
Those games were able to stay in top 10 for 8+ hours
You just open the main page and there's a porn game with 18k players
Head so good she honor roll
Yup
It is a fucking shitshow
Carti and YE dress like scooby doo villains
The only thing keeping roblox from becoming skyrim nexus 2.0 is the policy
Actual scooby doo villains
YE is a scooby doo villain

Ruzzian Gosling
cool
monkeh gets sad because it couldn't scare a hooman
It's Carti!!!(FWAH!? 🧛🏿♂️ ) I'm literally being held hostage rn(Schyeahh 🗣️ 🔥) (deep voice)This guy is literally as evil as luci's son 🧛🏿
Madi go to bed
I'm going home from work on a bus
Sleep on the streets
Sleepmaxxing > Goonmaxxing
Jelqmaxxing>>>
He's rotting you know
Cartimaxxing >>>>>>
Sex<<<<<<<
Yeah i am
Yes.
stop rotting
Seeyuh 🗣️ 🔥🔥
Why are you rotting
No.
refrigerate yourself now
okay

The corpse bride will now get refrigeratet
It's healthy!
cool ur clone off
but
Ik what yall mean
the author is a freak
the author is nasty bob
Freaky bob
real
I just use tape tho
the autor a freak fr
freakazoid
fuck you the gooning sesh is now planned just to spite you
interview in 30 mins boys
real
its not a gooning sesh unless its with the bros
sorry madi
gl ivan barman
Meow
whatcha gonna do in that firm if you get accepted
MJ?
barman?
hop on vc then bitch
Yeah
Good luck
do I look like a barman to you
if only the artist didn't post the shit he does itd be so peak

Work.
no i gotta read my DMV book

what work
you sure its gonna be work?
I mean theres lots of weird scenes in the manga aswell but I just draw over them or tape them away
made in abyss on paper 😱
how 2 drive 4 dummies
a job
miau
what type
Sex work
the one where you work
death eater fit
Meww :333
hows it goin crystal
I'm going mentally insane. You?
Does Carti say "Seeyuhh 🗣️ 🔥" or does he say "Schyeahh 🗣️ 🔥"
im sleepy
hi crystal
Nasty Bob is no more
Freaky bob
man fuk u
its simple customer support job
what else do you want me to tell you
oh
fking dingus
feet massager
dingle in my pants so big it tear the undies 🔥🔥 carti such a lyrical genius (ive never listened to carti)
not a call center i hope
not that kind W
jk
one of those yes
uh oh
I need a simple job madi
HELL NAH
i also don't but I'm getting a job this week
I have no idea what carti is saying
and already have a simple job
so it's 2 Jobs
idk call centers seem weird
call centers are mind rotting work
literally do anything else
im serious
lol
no but its prolly hte people who told me not to work in call centers
Ugly ass bird
should've seen this was going to happen tbh
On gah
I bought Carti's used lolipop from the 2024 music vid for 5k
Clone him and make millions
i had godly clocking speed never fucked up the eating contest
Head so good she honor roll 🗣️ 🔥
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