#🎪bruh-fart
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can you send 2 men kissing?
He is still going?
can you send prostate enjaulation
dude relax
all 3 are the same person
not anymore
#stalkeranomaly #mods #molotovcocktail
That's right with this mod you can craft molotov from vodka bottles using very simple recepties. This mod doen't need anyother mod to work , works only with 1.5.2.
[1.5.2 MOLOTOV COCKTAILS]
https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/152-molotov-cocktails
You Play War Thunder and you want to find ...
fun vid
Cock tail
i heard cock
behind you
Bro is gonna get banned
The shitposting stamina is impressive
A CRCR user just paid me 50K roubles to murk hip. this is poggers.
what is crcr
Chernobyl Relay Chat Reloaded. in-game chat for stalker anomaly.
possible
this schizoposter is still schizoposting?
👑
Sir yes sir URAHH
Who the fuck would use reusable toilet paper
psychos

That's almost as bad as reusable diapers
the maker of a ragebait video I've posted here
@uncut obsidian
The homosexual slav
Do you have more?
i don't smoke though
reminds me of the Yo Mama joke. also, those are just towels
cool
skibidi dopp dopp


False Russian, where is your vodka and smokes?
How many slav squats have you done
0 doubloons to this mans name
good morning
HEELS TO SKY, WESTERN SPY
SQUAT ON TOES WE BREAK YOUR BONES
Who says I'm not doing one right now
Go to sleep its only 9:30 am
Hello bird person
hands on the table
A_Tam, eternal brainfart squatter
I shall add this to my lore record.
hi iedy
my 2nd favorite romanian
i have a vvery big dingaling, add that
.... ...
It protects me from brainfart background estrogen emissions
wait who's the first
is your 1st favorite mr. tate
not from here
damn
my romanian tarkov buddy
not iedy tho
sorry bussy
Blowout soon?
Idk 😎
Can't see from here
im already retarded so im immune to the estrogen
Done
add "busy is dumb" to it
I need empirical first hand data to verify that claim. More studying is required.
slander
The pepega academy would have my head for falsifying records.
ah here we go again
(this guy just noted down that i have a small dick)
The brainfart populace is much more interesting than off-topic
shush moscow boy
offtopic is like the shittier brainfart
There are much more memes here
shush
AAAAaaaaaaa
shhh
madi stop being a goober
shhhhhh
I fear that you do not meet the academies standards to judge this man
I shall conduct a thorough observation and document accordingly.
fuck you for pairing mercs with renegades
common twadi L
half empty, time to fill it 
this post was made by bandit populace
ok moscowboy
don't you dare
I shall celebrate the recognition of my outstanding genius by making myself some tea
yes yes
you
This busy creature shall be judged by his own merits, not by the naysay of bussy exposer mk 1
show us ur genius
how do you make tea
Another curious creature of this land
bz tell us how you'll make your tea
What kind of tea?
liber-tea
at least buy me a dinner first
Mods,
react this guy
5$ coupon to mcdicks
Tasty. And a little bit of honey?
repost
Don't you dare
nah, I prefer the green tea without any additives (well, aside from jasmine)
and what is that
Chai is my favorite
Shhh no snitch, i didn’t notice
define chai (this word just means "tea" in my language)
dunno, probably mispainted
tea tea AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA TITTIES AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Coomer brain
i dont think anyone noticed that apart from you
A spiced black tea
madi zooming in on the crotches of femboys
ohhh

that one is indeed nice
my eyes are trained
Cinnamon, clove, cardamom, vanilla, etc
this guy is mega gae
i can't i eated it all
Creature is easily provoked by lustful images and distracted
go get railed in a gae bar bathroom or sm so you can shut up about men
that won't make me shut up about men
i will spike your energy drinks with testosterone
I don't drink energy drinks
Still wanna try monster just to see what's the fuss
(like their cocks?)
Skip the normal ones and try sugar free
That's it, you're drinking manly water from now on
yes, what else
The normal ones are too sweet
Some of them fuckin' monsters taste like nail polish
i like pipeline punch
I like the refresher tea flavors and the sugar free ones
I mainline C4 and water
The white sugar free one tastes like OJ and goes well with vodka
i mainline water
Based
Ball-o Vision over here
i think u guys should try drinking sewage. good flavor. nutritious. yummy.
ill get a diet coke or a monster every now and then but ice cold water is just too good
@narrow lotus rename brainfart to purgefart for a while to bring fear in thirsty femboys' hearts
iedy are mechs good yet
I love slop...
Favourite chinese food (real)
i love gutter oil!!!
greatest polish food
Actual nightmare fuel man
I live on water, coffee, tea, milk, and gamer sups
!lockdown
I love guts and oil
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
What are you animals doing
@vale laurel ban speedrun?
i see you guys cant write
Whoever cant talk here , his mom's a diamond hoe
!unlock
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
shush
cooked
helo
COCKS
by the power of allah i shall bypass this lockdown
CHICKENS
yo mom
COWS
RICHARD
BANANA
@uncut obsidian stop acting a fool and go for a walk!!!!
i am working
i got no orders so I'm bored and idk what to do
prostitution is barely work
so shush
I would rather not plz.
im talking about actual work you dingus
biking? or walking
order picker
ohh yeah
i got 2716 rub yesterday
i forgot you got promoted
2 doubloons
deliverer to delivery prepper
imagine not scavving streets
what's that in real money
gangscrap in the chat
28 euro
2,716 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 29.933946 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
at this point just be a prostitute instead
sir yes sir
TRUE
that'd fix ur income problems
that was 11 hours
yeah but for real this is prolly your only income option other than doing engineering shit
ham said the thing
bruh
go learn how to operate CNC machines or something
its not that har
its like coding but you actually do stuff with the code
that's why it's super
they fixed what was wrong with it
these things
The Good Ending
nah
and you cant do computer science or some IT shit?
what if i shoot somebody in the head with this thing in nevada
Aaaleluiaaaaaaaa
Aaaaleluia
you get a free friend
!lockdown
with only 11 grades of education at 18yo? not much
cool gun now go shoot someone in the head with it in nevada
11? Did you drop out?
most likely went for a welder
There is always manual labor, food service, etc.
factory work never dissapoints
just learn to weld
Don't gotta work smart, just work hard.
you dont need to be a buff mf to weld
Better tired and paid instead of homeless and afraid.
Who?
Some mailman?
i saw grills weld, why couldnt madi
Does he wear maid dress
if hes that desperate to be one
most likely
Cool
russia has 11 grades, not 12
Call centers are usually hiring, and have very low barrier to entry.
I ate orange and i need to shit like i ate steak with potatoes
that doesn't make it clear at all
So you graduated high school? That's good. Go work
eat more fiber
What fiber
Make burger or coffee. Lift things, clean stuff, take calls, work in factory or something.
Aaa i'll try
orange, like any other fruit or veggie, contains fiber
people on mcnuggies diet tend to do war crimes in the toilet after eating more fiber than usual
yep
any job is better than none
I'm not on mcnuggies diet
I eat normally
I cast doubt
Like yesterday only what i ate is soup
I ate rosół. No idea how it translate to english
i am, i just said it lol
Every time you lock the channel you immediately start asking question like you're gonna get an answer somehow
Looks like polish chicken noodles soup or pho
Something like that
mods, lock the channel
mods, fondle this guy's spine
mods, lock madi out of the channel
mods, delete W's Minecraft server
already done
madi jumped on that one
he knew what he was doing
true and real
guys i think im rotting
I'd say he knows what he wants to do
i slept like 80% of today
Not my fault that everyone stopped talking
but do you?
it's 6pm
1 am
I awake hello
3am
9am
yeah, i wanna do women
Hello
Another w for W
so true
hi US fella
I've meant do you know what i want to do
literally
yeah, you wanna do men
how many of you guys have the same timezone
its called rhetorical questions turk , it's like you ask me if i like your kebab after i ate it all
close enough
It's not December?
i wanna fucking die

why would it be
why
Why
same thing, just get a guy with a big enough dick
Seek mental health assistance
I'm not turkish ya copper wire eater
i'm the turk you retard
confusing races
seems like it's not you 
i did lol
What if you ate it out of kindness, but hated it
What I miss
well fuck you too Syno
have you ever seen a grown man naked
It seems this channel also provides mental health support
So why do you wish to commit bath toaster?
thats a good movie
totally not because I'm hopeless for my future
is this the one with adam sandler?
with the time machine remote?
Maybeee....
yes
im hopeless rn but its aight
ye that was a nice one
then have hope
maybe something will come up in the future
If you are ready to give up, you are ready to try your hardest and see what happens.
What's there to lose? Either you remain upset and are still sad, or you still don't care, try, then life gets better.
he's russian tho
Nihlists hate this one trick
depression hopelessness is his thing
True...
madi if you can make time to go bang men you can make time to improve ur life
nihilists when they are fucking nerds
Omw to rob a bank
Well, that's a start.
free food n whatever
What are you guys doing with your life, just settle and become a bank robber
how to get kidnapped and murdered guide
same with this
So you care enough to not do those things?
Works for me
i'm a professional racist and Erdogan lover
Which things
i'm happy
Every balkan people
madi you should just go mail order bride or something
Illegal things.
Only one of them
If you try nothing, your results will not change. That's basic math
if it worked 20 years ago surely itll still work now
I tried nothing and my life got worse
doing nothing makes it worse
and put on some dope music
Then i tried doing something new and it got better
How do I get rid of this fucking brain fog I just woke up
Being stuck in the "woe is me, everything sucks" is a vicious cycle that may only be changed through sheer will and effort or dumb luck
Water
why are you guys discussing serious life shit with strangers on the internet
donacdum
That is also possible. Doing nothing lets things degrade and stagnate.
Only option
get some friends
Entertainment and for science.
I have friends





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Okay no more brain fog time to get up and do shit






Rob gas station
Yeah but is doing illegal shit worth it



donacdum
Womp womp
no

skibidi bop mm dada
Normally, it isn't. But not wanting to do that means you care to some degree about yourself, even if you don't recognize it.
pull up operation black light
grow weed
😩
If u think you hit rock bottom, you probably haven't already
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Hello
sounds phonky
hello my favorite english man
What flop said. There is always much much lower. Try things before you reach that point.
pretty sure this guy died but damn he could jiggle that shit
Rock bottom probably sat there numb to everything on drugs
there is no rock bottom in life
you can always sell drugs
make money
get arrested
Real
A lot of homeless will get sent prison on purpose
Gives them a bed
just try to not get shanked in the shower
Just because I'm a law abiding citizen doesn't mean that i "care to some degree"
good plan unironically
how dare you
Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end.
prison's better than the streets
true
They still homeless and a criminal
If I am to be
Brutally honest with you and answer this
If you don't value your life, why value laws? That's my point. Keep grinding and try to change things for the better.
Real
When you don’t value yourself you definitely don’t value others or morality of things
brainfart time to put you to a test
Btw, I AM NOT A RACIST! Okay? Don't leave this video after a minute in disgust lol, it'll all get better, I swear.
Presenting GradeAUnderA's new game show.....Racism Test!
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i am really racist
no need for test
10/10 channel
Also the answer? I am incredibly racist
If you want things to change or get a better life, have a urge of that still then you have to make the active steps to do it. You cannot sit around to do it and you certainly can't with a "I can't fucking do shit" mindset
aren't you a brit
only good is grade
Our tourists are mint
Change your thinking and make those steps, or don't. That is ultimately your choice and something only YOU can do.
The rest of yous are boring
have you ever poked the yanks
What flop said. It's alright to be upset and mad at things. Withering away and doing nothing is just letting life's challenges win.
Nout funnier then an angry yank, just hurl slurs at them they have go in a reet strop
this one time while we were in a vacation as a family
me and my brother met these tourists
either russian or bulgarian
You just reminded me of something from football
A group of tourist yanks went to a football game here and started waving American flags
It got taken off them and they got pasted after the game
they gave my brother a drink

and it was the heaviest shit possible
one glass
and he was drunk
but these tourists
could drink it no problem
Sometimes we just gotta take life one day at a time. Worrying about the future too much will stop you from doing anything in the present.
strongest turk alcoholic
That’s a thing tho
Like honestly, if you care that much about wanting to be happy, then take those steps. And I don't mean it will happen overnight or is easy but if you want it to happen, you least have to stop. I think you lose the right to complain if you absolutely do nothing about it whilst you can
Same with lurking on your past too much. What is done is done. Change what you can now.
weakest american moonshine guzzler
it wasn't americans tho
it was russians
Don’t go to a English footy game and start waving another country’s flag
worse
Your basically asking to get your head kicked in 
idk which side of my family is resistant to alcohol
like i can drink a 35 vodka by myself in one go nicely
Agreed. It's easy to pout and just say "life bad boo hoo.". I've dealt with tons of suicidal people in my life. The first step is wanting to dig yourself out the hole.
but my closest uncle
he can't do that
my mothers father side is full of alcoholics
Strongest turk bloodline
Not the first time I had to play therapist flop
but the dinners with rakija on the table ended with my grandpas death
Me and my dumb compassionate heart
is ur name related to your penis because u have erectile dysfunction
Brainfart is an interesting place. It is somehow the most densely retarded shitpost place, but also the most compassionate chat.

The academy will love this
it's like a family of low functioning autists
Brug
unless we see a stranger
you know that you're retarded once you haven't gotten a proper sleep in 3 days and you start seeing shit
then we turn into rabid animals if we dont like them
i go around house saying shit like what was that
i'm like a fucking silent hill protaganist
i hate football matches man
Come on ingerland!!!!!
if i ever go to one in my local stadium
i will either get stabbed
or pepper sprayed
That’s the fun
You fight
You fight with police
You throw fireworks at players
You throw fireworks at police
Hi Tony
You throw darts at people
You get thrown at
You fight
You chant
Can’t beat it mush
secret attack:ballsack nunchucks
One of the most common things here that’s starting
Is you rip seats from the opposition stadium
And set fire to them

It’s literally just mob mentality at footy
Wtf I love football now
You just said blokes
We are behind
Your one of them
Score some fackin goals, ingerland
Mods, rip him apart
all fun and games until you see a squad of enemy fans with their balls out hanging flailing in the wind
УУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУ
УУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУ
УУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУ
LETS FACKING GO
АНД СПИН ИТ
The enchanting table is still with us
What team?
I don't know the teams
What are your rivals
BUT SCORE SOME GOALS
Anfield is easily one of the scariest grounds to visit as away fan
if a team gets a win
Just out of sheer noise
i see it
Yeah fair
Maybe try it again, you might enjoy it
Get involved with the ultras
Just don’t get involved in the violence
Take a flare or a drum or something and just have fun with it
Fuck off you Scouse cunts
Why I don’t do anything
Brainfart national treasure

wholesome
This word haunts me
I dont even watch soccer
Soccero
So you said
American teams have FC in their name
Stop
Which literally means football club
They just created a sport that no one played

Wym everyone plays
The majority of the world play football yes
Football
The majority of the worlds kids play football
Like are we talking football football
🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼
Or soccer football
the kids want to become ronaldo
Football with the nets
messi
So soccer
not John McGee
COME ON INGERLAND
No one outside America playing egg ball
WIN
Ya thats football
It’s boring
boball
Crush you skull please thank you
yes it is very hard being retarded
I would love to live anywhere but in the US
buh uh
China number 5
Well im a Vietnamese so screw China naturally for me
Thinking of France makes me froth at the mouth like a rabies induced dog
Dude family must have suffered in French Revolution
We’ve been fighting eachother longer then some countries have existed 
@gleaming grove, its tradition, c'mon
Idk
And everyone secretly loves the Brits
hatign the french is a great tradition

Warra time
Since you brit
We are the comedic relief of the world
You drink earl grey
Yeah you need your hard drive checking mate
Sip sip
Earl grey is nonce behavior
Yeh Im not a British guy
True tho
So I dont stab someone in liverpool in the back alley of 6th street
And
We don’t call streets “6th street”
Shows how much you know

I dont
What the fuck kinda name is 6th street
My house doesnt shape like stone henge
Kindanfunny that
Are you really going to go into stereotypes with a Brit 
Theres a lot of it in US
And they keep showing me a 6th street 3000 km away from my home
Its annoyin
Words are too hard for em man
Just gotta use numbers
I mean
Maximum up to 10

Colour
How much heroin have you injected
English English obviously
Aluminium better
i'm sorry for your loss
It’s not too bad to be fair
Cuppa
Chewsday
Do you wake up every morning and say Birmingham is a shit hole
Queueing
Birmingham is a fucking shit hole i hate the fucking place
Interlinked
Oh syno lmao you know
Like 3/4 days ago
I saw some tourists who stopped at a temporary traffic light

oh its just that
Yeah
it doesn't have any special things
Well I mean
ok so why is stopping weird
The sign
Isn’t normal
There’s no road markings
The traffic light is smaller
There’s a lot of different things
Nono I mean
Stopping on the footpath
Like they was walking
oh like that
I was waiting at the lights to turn
hahhahahjahjajha
were they asian?
Is footpath just British for sidewalk
terrible joke
So it’s a path for foot traffic
And cookies are just stove crackers
Lad
Soda is fizzled pop
Blame John Lenon
Mr president, there is tea in the third harbor
put a tea tax
I love how brit and american was like back n forth during the time
They could not take a break
During the time? It never stopped 
I hate this image
Why
The jokes I wish to make are far too political for this space.
Fo sur
It's all in good fun. I don't actually dislike brits
Man
stalker soup factions
You don't like cat girls? Would you rather he post dog girls?
Dog gorl
mentall illnesses
I rather he post nothing
Don't
Is that
its canon
The Oppenheimer guy from hit game Fortnite
no
No it's heimerdinger from the hot game Dota 3
Guys wish me luck Im killing the tree guardian in elden ring (its my 1st souls game)
holy shit
dota 3 dead on arrival
dud 3
yesterdays amount of attempts
at least 2 hours worth 
WTF
Im gonna stream myself in lobby 1 on mute fuck it I ball
You dont have to do tree sentinel immediately
with some of the vtubers out there... 
nah hes easy
I can kill him
I lvld hp a bit

this is retarded
I CANT AT THUS POJNT
J have to wake up to eat food at 5 am
Gym in the morning hits diffrent
That month where you get to experience how poor people feel from sunrise to sun set
Just sleep
Take sleep pills
nah u good
alex are you a cereal eater
'My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not.'
what cereals are good
Uninstall r6
im a total lover but idk
both
I have eaten resse puffs for the past like
Exactly
Year
theres so much sugar even in the basic multigrain cereal






