#🎪bruh-fart
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Kinky but alright
he’s big and brawly
i can bench two fully grown men, but i'm not brawlly, i'd rather talk it out
Define grown men
160 ish
That’s not 2 grown men

80lb grown man? 
OFLIN JUMPSCARE
not everyone is a twig like you
⚖️ 160.0lb (pounds) is equal to 72.575kg (kilograms)
my best is like 320 < my pr on most is 285 26 reps

that’s better
i weigh about 225 
I’m going to be the room temperature iq marine that’s 6’2 225
i can bench more than what i weight and if average is what like 5'7 140 - thats two grown men and then some

I mean
Most people around me are 5’8 or 6’0
and 170
Or 180
⚖️ 320.0lb (pounds) is equal to 145.15kg (kilograms)

I’m above average then
Sick
its shorter if not american
so like i said- i can bench you and your dad stfu 
dude. calm down, nobody is impressed by a 150 bench. What's your PB deadlift
posted that earlier but you can't read
Sure 
You can bench us. But can you spoon us?
it's disgusting how much he wants to get fucked by me
Who
nobody

Who
well, I'm waiting. How much you deadlifting?
if you're my battlebuddy ofc ♥
I'm miserable fr
what's up
We know homo
you ask alot of questions for someone who can't answer one, get fucked
average discord anime pfp
battlebuddy 

yeah ok buddy get real
my teeth cost more than your house cry about it
30k on my ear
Damn bro what insurance you got
Your dental premium must be ass
stop putting out bangers lmfao

frfr dental is ass < I paid almost 900$ for a removal and implant < i got into a fight september and lost my 19th molar
Grandpa over here flexing his 30k hearing aids
i paid less to get shot 
Next he's gonna tell us how much the retirement home costs like he owns that bitch
He’s here to kill me
Dental does suck. I paid far too much for getting wisdom teeth out
Can't help but feel bad for those big wana be guys. Can't even be bothered to meme on them 
i rotted mine out with lean 
Shoulda got that sugar free syrup bro
Great game
wanna be big guys says the german shit poster go get your attention mommy and daddy never gave you on 4chan
Or go pay one of your hoes to brush those teeth
german?
Oh my god bad company


he's big strong guy
Bitch got my brush I call her invisalign
i am reddit post about it more
Brushin on my teeth till I give her fluoride
I'm starting to think he wants me to fuck him
I mean I would
there's some weird vibes
i fucking love tier 9 ships in WoWS
naw I'm no down for that
made 998 credits
imagine bringing up fucking someone when never flirted with- autism anime pfp - anime shit posting
you are delusional or a terrible troll pick one
See, that's what I autisticly overlook. Thanks for the heads up 
don't worry @final cedar i'll give you a lil punchline and attention like mama and papa never gave you 

you're right. I was wrong. I'm really impressed by your money & guns

what's wrong with that now? 
I literally said what you wanted to hear
@ me again when you need your daily validation babe
I am
@gusty tendon validate me like the parking pass for your custody visits

damn lmfao bruh
thank god i dont got no kiddos
No, you must double down and meme harder
You must speak his natural language: bartard
Season 1 tony vs Season 6 tony is such a crazy difference
that would require having a micron of social skills- they do not
ps xanax bartard or like poolhall bartard?
Bruh the only social skills you got is social services. Get in the bread line
LMAO your roasts be good ngl
keep it up pepe

why he with da fruit
average cat moment
orange salesman
those are not oranges
straw hat, clearly orange farmer
his ass is not an orange salesman
Update March 2nd 2024: obs crashed again, but we backDiscord = https://discord.gg/demiaowaThis is a restream of the feeders from the app "Hello Street Cat" (...
cat box livestream
hmm
A kajit has wares if you have coin
Goddamn ducks
don't lower your funny for money
*government spies
they have access to discord thats whats off
average woman moment 
Their smile and general demeanour
if the rats are smiling at you- you've drunk more than i ordain alive worthy
ay zomboid
i made mods for this
something is a swiss
@heavy peak
Like
another for the collection
The constant puns. There was no way they were actually talking
What mods
where's the good one
stuff 
What kind of stuff
my steam acc is linked in my discord, so if you have any of them ykyk otherwise idc
google: how to make mods for PZ
Say
think he's lying about making pz mods?
I don't but im going to assume you made some goofy ass horny shitpost memes or weeb shit
sure- one of them is a shit post basically tho its a chonky cat lamp suppressor for certain weapons
Oh like postal. Nice
#╟🔰☢newbies-chat message otherwise/ armors / helped with maps / big packs / weapons 
yeah i be lying about everyting ong i got time for that
cry more loser
Why you gotta be so tsundere bro
wtf is that
lemme google
please stop trying to ship him
Gonna rename you to Asuka or some shit
Pen is mightier than a sword
pen is
i regret googling 
Didn't mean in a ily kinda way. He just has an odd obsession with you for some reason
Stay rent free king
mf called me an alt and gave me 0 lore < ftb 
been dick riding ever since
speaking of obsession. AM radio is whack

That's cool
I mean I know how it works and why but watching those mad russians just touch it with wet sticks is hilarious
Make your own lore
i am but femcel grippy socks be chasing me 
lmao is genesis jada?
cause im chris rock
The dickriding is strong. Someone factory reset this man
you sure about that? @vale laurel i ain't the one talking about fucking
femcel grippy socks shit frfr
This is the lowest tier of discordan beef I have ever seen
It's like a chihuahua from the Bronx made it to chicago
discordian < whats the thing above this tell me a story
And won't shut the fuck up about how they is from new york
Just a shitty meme way of saying discord
yeah i get that but tell me whats above the lowest, you a historian now drop lore
cook avg pepe has to have tales with the 4chan mascot green text me some bs
i got one about a goosefucker
Let me find some hold on
this isn't your discordian lore tho 

Hell no it isn't. I'll make my own lore eventually
he still yappin? aka give me attention gtfo
I thought you just wanted greentexts so I found the most wild thing I could
fantasizing about getting fucked
get lost anime pfp
me too
it's the same place I got covid from for the first time
very good kebab place
anyone got a problem with videos about trans?
transformers go crazy
I should get into energy distribution more
low voltage to mid voltage networks are already cray
average energy distributer chad
Pontiac firebirds go insane

fucking kek
exiled again
MODS ARE OFFLINE
POST PORN
😶
Still got these hands
what those hands do
He would be a ghost type after those
Mods are off make fun of them
Even worse, we gonna teach toddlers assembly
TODDLERS ASSEMBLE
I can't ever see eli and not think "one thing, I don't know why"
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Don't open
Quinn.
pink today i see
unfortunately so.
fortunately so
Again, you have thot and slut in your name, you belong here
i can roam newb uncontested
sour.
Auto correct has ruined me
i can freely harrass argue n spread misinformation in newb chat
oh yes do these. harass and argue. end up here. like me. pink.
soon™️
i continue
Is brainfart that bad?
what did u do anyways
No, not unless there is a fresh maja clone
ill do it better
Who?
asked
Me
I'm asking
Notorious retard
That is a terminally online wall of text
Had a fit because being normal was mentally draining for them
fuck if I know, the mods wouldn't even tell me what I did.
Iedy just came in, brainfarted me, posted a gif, and left, and then falco just kept saying some shit about me "cooking, brewing" and some stupid shit.
TLDR: being normal hurts me, you asked me to be normal, so fuck you im leaving
Does this creature still lurk here?
Gone (thankfully)
damn theres not enough info, i cannot replicate
yes
for all u know i might be maja alt
he could be any one of us
Typical maja behavior is saying shit like
Hiiii
Hiiiiiiiii hiiiiii :3 hiiiii
"stay on topic and you won't end up in here again" and then he just leaves me in here to rot.
This Maja seems powerfully retarded
well see Quinn, you dont act highly regarded
Even more pepega then myself
i take that as an insult
😔
Nah. I’d sooner believe the earth is flat than you being a maja clone, it’s that unlikely.
damn internet people dont believe in me
Lore that I'd rather not be in. mods should let me out.
time to ropemaxx
That time a minor, who was a maja clone, was so obnoxious they got reverse exiled and couldn’t post here.
some guy said the N word then skom banned him
post black men shaking they ass for a secret reward
god I wish I was reverse exiled. let me go back to newbies, forsake this fuckin place.
Why? Stay a while and enjoy the fire. These people are chill
Also gone from the server. Briefly rejoined but is now banned.
mostly its just russian from russiam chat got exiles
they move here
its annoying since they are a different race than me
I wish they got their own exiled channel I fucking hate the moon rune spam
i am not russian clearly
Or just continue making oddly horny posts and 🪢 🪢 🪢 spamming
i sometimes post videos of people breaking pasta (not me in the video) to call a moderator in here
Best I can do is gachi posting
That would make me angry too
good enough
this. right now. is chill.
the other 99% of the time it's people spamming dumb shit and insulting eachother.
weirdly I don't enjoy that.
Welcome to the internet?
if you want to be entertained just go to newbie chat and disagree with the first message you see
be unrelenting and unyeilding
that is entertainment as old as time
Mods probably put you here because every other time I see you, it's some form of being angry or coomer posting.
Enjoy the fire
Be ungovernable*
Testing
God I see “thotpuppy” and cringe every time
The fire is weak and cold and the company is hardly bearable. I'll be in the corner with my harmonica.
I'm not surprised
no i am occupying newb chat rn
Gottem
As soon as the mods let me out, you can stop cringing. Simple as that.
You’re never leaving
newb chat cannot handle 2 regards at the same time it cancels out
When the man with the clown pfp is cringing, you know it's serious.
ryry I recommend the block button with a side of not checking the blocked messages
That would be weakness
it was good while it lasted
not to mention he is very restarted
it's just choosing to be happy in life
Shhhhhhh
Regarded
whatever bruh i somehow get along with you out of all the brainfart members youre half-decent
random shit you see on roblox man
He's Saxton from TF2
holy shit saxton from team fortress defense
Why are you on Roblox
G thanks G
fuck you i wasnt talking to you ryry is cooler


Yeah that's what I was implying
It's just common sense that the general public isn't going to be so welcome of someone with thotpuppy and slut in their name making terminally horny posts without any prompting it
the more hostile someone is online the more they are attracted to the same sex
It's true people on this discord can't read
im so fucking bored rn
Quinn…
What are you trying to say
untrue
the more they hide their hostility* trust
Like when I genuinely asked what the knot artifact does yesterday, and you had to turn it into some dog dick joke.
mhm
Fair enough. Garbage game but fair enough.
uh huh. mhm.
i like men
i remember something like that happening a week or 2 ago
Oh okay
also i like shitting on kids in pvp games
why are you hiding its not like we know your Ip address, social security, and your mothers maiden name
the bottle of whiskey and keys to your car rn
bro is mad over someone saying the truth..
I don't have anything against you, but surely you can see why people wouldn't be the most receptive to that?
Stop trying to reason with the 🫃
dont have a car dont got the money for whiskey
Kinda based…
sure is weird that I never did that when you asked
nuh uh
just take money from someone who has a job
Just mug people in a dirty street alleyway 
simply think about money and it will appear
And kill them after taking their cash
Who's gonna tell on you then
Romanian.
please throw rocks at you local homless population
what's the meme? a microwaved honeybun?
Yooo
ur not a legal adult in Romania until u train to the point where u can subconsciously steal and pawn off $500 worth of stuff before you even register what you've done
source: im romanian
You may be right about that.
who documents these things tf
Romanians reach stuff quicker than bacteria if someone drops something
That’s bullshit but I believe it
know your meme users. idk man.
very true, those are usually infinite cope generators
He's rotting you know

he's retarded you know
the 🫃 seems like one of those things that everyone does because everyone else is doing it, and there's no reason to it
This is exactly the cope they’re talking about.
They’re eating good tonight
crazy idea, but I don't think it's scientifically proven
feed the trolls, theyre a bit hungry
No reason, Mr thotpuppy?
Mr
Mr.
I also said it because it's true.

Like, what did you expect lmao
Cause I wanna be? not like I have anything better to be named
Your original username????
preganant man
oh no wait I could name myself rere-tard
there is an infinite amount of names that would 110000000000 times better
My research has shown they had to change their name from "knot slut" after mods asking
So uh, your honor. I rest my case
mods legit never even mentioned it.
Your honor if you are what you eat then my client is a innocent man
i mean your old discord tag is solid. your current discord username is solid. but thotpuppy aint it
your honor he said on god
your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy
You WHAT
On jaa?

your honor, my client said he did it for the vine
on Joo?
I declare this case: "Goofy"
Fr???

what can I say, I like the artifact. 
Fr 😔
Good morning night city
Fuck you Wes
if I change and grow it's not gonna be because of you fuckers
@wheat kestrel
High tier mortal
yes yes
peak
Brainfart exile
This is why the general populace shuns you
are you secretly a plant?
Please change and grow as a person
yeah, a Hydrangea
This image contains elves, I dislike it
dwarf enjoyers in the chat
thats all i have
I fucking hate elves
My PFP is an elf 
Dwarves are better
what if elf fren with dwarf?
Yeah I know
Dwarf superior
i will change my political views to offend the most amount of people
dwarves so cool
Diggy diggy hole
The
way to live
meh, dwarves are cool. elves Aren't better but idc really. not worth being racist over a fictional race.
BRB changing my name to "Gash Slayer, Latina pounder"
just be like.. a racist on twitter, that should work
pog
This will be fine. 
It’s worth being racist over a fictional race because you can get away with it
LMAO
Whatever you say splitlips
idooittyt.. iiddiot
never played halo, it's marinating in my library but can't play it rn
I can partake in the casual yell of "FUCK YOU SPLIT-LIP" but I don't hate them as a race
What made you an exile @wheat kestrel
Too much shit to play already
I do 
P!exile
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been over it too much, just fucking look back in the chat logs, fuck you
one word for you. Haboodigahaboodiguhguh
the doodad:
Thingamabob
"Where I'm from, we call him demon."
"please put me down I'm very tired"
To give some context on why it was inevitable: previous username was “knot slut”
lazy ass
Eks dee

People be weird
hey oflin.
Hi oflin
Sup, what's going on
usual brainfarting
brainfartia is thriving
Currently winning
Welcome to shitfart high rank
nothing much. my suffering, these people doing the
trying to get me to change and grow as a person
brain is farting
(I won't.)
Bruh
This cannot end well
Nah, I changed it back.
Bro it's discord
the
here is that if my name does change from what it is now, it's going straight to PuppyQueen.
self respect 
What do you expect
some form of usage
hehe the india not indiana guy
Try to pick a normal nickname challenge (fucking impossible)

No, you have to be understanding. It's a personality trait to loudly announce they are a furry into dogs.
that's..
honestly better than thotpuppy. just makes you sound like a weird freak furry that would get outed as a pedophile in a 1 hour 30 minute youtube documentary if you change it to that
We must be more accepting and grow as a person.
We'll sit on Queenie until I get to not be around you people.


good enough for me
to be fair, you people choose to be in brainfart of all places, so I don't think I should be taking life advice from you lot
hello brainfart
helo coffee
cant wait for you to get exiled next month for being called DongGobbler, Booty Lickin lover or some shit
I'm not the guy who nicknames themselves "ak12 slut"
is that stryker
Stryker's cousin
The cognitive dissonance is astounding
ah yes. liking a gun. the true denominator of who's a bad person.
you could have used so many other words
but you had to use slut
This has big "its not a phase mom, its who I am" energy.
this is fun, I like making you guys struggle to understand my unchangeable mindset 
i was gonna say some real controversial shit rn lemme hold off on that indefinetly

This shit is LACED
i think i see why people dont like anomaly players now
...cause of exosuits?
the HD models
ah. that makes sense.
Have we arrived at the "haha I was just trolling you guys are dumb" arc?
Hahaha I was just acting
the stages of acceptance
i probably shouldn't have cropped it like that but it was kinda funny
I don't understand
my arc is a loop.
It's just a prank bro haha
the hd models dont look like exosuits at all
real
this means that instead of sleeping late i should stay awake until the next day so i can sleep early
That makes more sense.

I'm gonna force you into an exoskeleton with no batteries and throw you into a Whirlgig for money.
promise?
the mercs pay highly for that
it's fun to watch
OH SHIT THAT REMINDS ME I WANTED TO GO GET BUDDY-BUDDY WITH MERCS
okay later regards I have work to do
OK regard 🙂
.... well actually now I'm debating whether I should start a merc run as a whole or just go get buddy-buddy with em.
Join the mercs
merc runs are fun, caveman with automatic rifle
I can't exactly do that as a loner. maybe if I join CS and then mercs...
At least i upscaled mine with AI to not look as 144p
Do them all
....phrasing?
its like bandits but with somehow even more swag
Do them all
phrasing.
no
HOLY SHIT
I LOVE WAR CRIMES 
walker.... like COD ghosts walker? is that the cod ghosts dad guy?
I love not getting references 
how many of these fucking edits do you have
gn!!
@wheat kestrel why are you?
I know 
well you see my mom fucked my dad that's why I am
gonna do you then
HEY HEY HEY. NO.
nice opinion, however, I am under your bed

come on out. I have the knives ready.
@grizzled meadow
SVOBODAAAAA
merc larp merc larp (its scp I dont care shut up)

indeed.
i miss when ai videos were like this
HOW MANY ARE THERE
CHRIST
@grizzled meadow this guy is a new number 1 user nominee I think 
Best memes

Since this is the mental hospital i'll ask here
Should i get up and possibly have nothing to do but at least i'll be up and doing something (literally just being on my PC listening to music) or... Do i try to get more sleep as i only clocked in about 4 hours 
Get sleep if you can
Zased
Sleep
Okay
2:0 on sleep
The problem is should i trust insane people 

game sucks too many geologists
yes yes I got exiled, so funny.
Yes indeed
Back to searching for solutions
yellow man
woke up from my nap
fake as fuck you dont own thay car
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Uh
oh its one of those people again
What runes are these
Where is my Rosetta stone
Mods ban the moon rune man pls
abra cadabra
I don't speak enchanting table
Sees the channel name
Yeah, I am not particularly impressed.

I will attempt to speak to it
бля он заебал уже
Things at boeing are fine and normal
Me pepega
who you?
ты не пепега брад
this in the MIDDLE of his fuckin uhh
пепега срет обычно
trial or whatever
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Draw?
P!translate ru Draw?
Draw?
Рисовать?
ему то и 18 нету
Draw to talk
using muzzle flash to see:
I like ak's now
бля он заебал
I have failed to establish communication with the crafting table

He’s retarded because you could just say neither he doesn’t have to pick
They got Kolerder now too?
Gamma really has fallen
Always has been meme
“Noo its ironic guys trust me” 
No you used to be normal, dont lie to yourself
bro is shitposting at breakneck speeds
full auto shitposter




