#πͺbruh-fart
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Non-consensually
every chinese cheater in tarkov
you installing that on a HDD?
Cause one of the mods thinks he's funny.
disk is barely keeping up 

ADHD
classic
yuh
one of the hardest intros
fr
what did he even exile you for
being gey
Fuck if I know. I said "if I was shitposting there'd be more memes and I'd be exiled" and then that comedian ass mod exiles me.
that is hilarious
so a win for me?
forever
Too fucking long. Come visit me, won't you?
i celebrate
(it wasn't me)
@narrow lotus
Can we ban twink? make it a late birthday gift 


It was Iedy. I know it was. And I didn't even do anything this time.
I DIDNT FUCKING DO ANYTHING
a femboy rejecting you on steam
its ok S5
does this mean you are not funny?
And I didnβt do anything. Learn to roll with the punches, loser
who?
if you have the word "slut" in your name you deserve damnation anyways
I didn't do it, this is what I meant
IVE DONE SHIT BEFORE. IVE BEEN EXILED LIKE 4 TIMES. I CAN RECOGNIZE WHEN I DID SHIT, BUT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THIS TIME.
And yet
I see this as a win

the skeleton appears
man man
every exile ever be like 

Your name is thotpuppy. Ak12 slut
You belong here
this is dramatic and im here for it, more booze in my cup
i've ran out of bourbon

I do not belong with you fucking weirdos. I'm weird, but I'm not brainfart user weird. You people are fucking insane.
rude
you can have some of mine- i got the good shit 
you call this insanse?
MMMMM BRUTHER
you haven't been here half a year ago
Bro got that glass mansion
And yet
yeah, you are worse than everyone here
hmmm
whatever, stay here
Charon took a L
See, youβre calling us weirdos but you have slut and thot in your name soβ¦.
go cry in the other channels
We don't want you anyway 
watchu got in there bud?
What a comedic genius you are. Comedy prize to you.
who you calling weirdo mr "Thotpuppy, AK12 Slut"
mad?
are you dumb?
macallan < if you want scotch i got dag
just write in another channel
exposing his mothers career choice
Incredibly retarded yeah. But you seem to be worse than me.
brainfarters, bury this person 
Broβ¦
he is actually, i bought tickets for my whole family to his next comedy night
make them suffer
heh jeez
71 eu a bottle


fr
pink names are the worst
why you mad

its worth it
if ima drink poison its gonna taste like the nectar of gods
through the bank nothing but brainrot
High ranks*
i have the aged its like 300$ a bottle 
maybe
i still have rum, with which i can mix up a Rum Manhattan
oh hi ryty
me
Alo
Da

You tried
if you ever get a chance < try larceny its a 30-40 $ bottle that tastes like a 70-90$ bottle
Chivas 12 



omg same
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HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER
Let there be light
The Dracula Meow
turned brick of catnip into an empire
We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the lord's bubbles
Woody Harrelson:https://youtu.be/N-7gbWKbXbQ?si=wlhFe_SAmGmoSVhU
we smokin symbiotes
cum courier
btw, your gps looks different
!courier
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i barrel rolled outside of the barrier
went to the service
it literally set me back a 130 kms
pain
that's almost 2 hours of driving 
wait it just fucking sent me to the city where i started the delivery
thats what you get for blasting at 120km/h 
its a clean barrel roll too
im so drunk i thought i was reading rules for a second and i was like what the fuck
What are you listening
you should add a mod that makes headlights less of a flashbang
Looks like weird al
same thing
i was so confused
i thought i just flipped
no instead i pulled a stunt
Gods Drunkest Warrior 
real
i love driving a 5 ton truck while going 130 kmh
"The tree and the cat" is a Ukrainian short cartoon produced by the Kyiv Film Studio of Popular Science Films in 1983. The cartoon tells a sad story about the relationship between a tree and a cat, that lived near it.
whats the current game version? 1.49?
ΠΠ₯Π₯Π₯ Π‘ΠΠΠΠΠΠ ΠΠΠ¨ΠΠ
yeah
what is that mod
realistic steering with keyboard
aka smooths out the turning input of the keyboard... making it less jerky
nice mp4 file

Falco drop some funnies
what you got
who r u
I'm not a W machine posting like you after all
I do it for the community (the voices)
your new lap to sit on
now shuddup

Guh

Bwuh
funni
have you ever drank radioactive piss?
uranium fever
I made your ass in a blender mate
this poor young mercenary stalker has been caught in the brain scorcher, pray for him
you frfr dont got any funnies though?
sadge, i worked out so hard i set a new pr of 285 on bench now im drinking and playing stalger
the only crack i heard that day was the bones in my back who had gone a stray
show
He is all out of Sopranos gifs, he needs to go shopping again
What
when i see that 10/10 gabagool
show that blender
Here, have some random videos
bet 
you werent talking about kitchen appliance did you? 
nabm i lovjke thism jhik
man i love this
I'm gonna do it
.mov
Idfk brah, here's one
good shit, now keep sniping alts
cause that dude from the other day still at it i stg < bean is a fucking alt
Ye, mobile is shitting itself with that
oldie but a goldie
Yeah I know, you can't watch that shit from PC as well

Geese are pog
Man is digging trough the archives
this is so zazed
falco can you answer a question

No
Just ask the damn question jfc
The fuck you ask if I can answer a question
i already asked in other channel
falco how I tell some one to fuck themselves in italic?
fuck you
its italic
fuck you
Vai a farti fottere

@rancid iris
p!translate en Vai a farti fottere
Vai a farti fottere
Go fuck yourself

What's good 2008 Honda Civic 
MMAMMMMA MMIIIAA.....
Fucking Bentley Continental GT

if it isn't my main man, Dacia Sandero Stepway 1.6
Wusgood Toyota Corolla
toyota corolla?!
@placid sail
should i ping you again there?
still got my name saved too 
Hey, how yiu been Mitsubishi Legnum VR-4
you wanna play minecraft with the boys
i got moners
ey that brand is found often on the way to school
what do they even do
gn
on the trailer?
well... uh
they make trailers
Will I hear y'all voices
dope
"Cause I dont wanna hear ya fackin squeakers honestly"
there is only spider and me here so far, and I'm the only one with the balls to use a mic
Send details
there was pango here too, but he ghosted us to go play fortnite
who's spider
@heavy peak
@fresh cairn (kooldoon) has been banned for reason: compromised account
hm
@tidal trellis I am back
Thanks, now this is gonna be in my dreams instead of the peak shit i just saw a few hrs earlier
whatevr
i just randomly got tired for a seocnd
hai schizo
it should've been me, I'm so sorry
ill make use of this moment of weakness to collapse on my bed
2 hrs of sleep today
im cooked
but also i felt godly this entire day, seriously
what does "compromised account" mean exactly?
stolen, used for spamming ads / phishing links
because i want to be
damn wtf happend i left for a few minutes

That's not real come on
it's not? 
It is? 
hope you feel better
I mean those are pretty insane knockers for a kids show 
@placid sail room
2022
lil buddies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-Ye2L3ej8 i leave you mfs with some synth wave
i gotta go kill people, good hunting stalkers
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look at funni picture i found
found
smash
REALLL HUMAN PAIN 
Why is this milk drippier than me?
Automatons are so based in helldivers 2
I think I prefer the other version where the inside of the wrapper was red and made it look like Kiryu
i drive
thats cuz the main gameplay comes from the other hand
tokyo ghl
me
reminds me one time while we were changing the oil in one of our trucks
and we lit the oil pan on fire
inside the shop
how do you end up doing that
we thought it would be funny
and cool
so we purposly did
plus they let me lit it cause i love fire
I hate the french
you are one of those things
reminds me when I killed you
wtf does a femboy fight look like 
say gex
fucking press x to doubt, two bottoms is just stale 
two positives multiplied make a negative.
one of them would take charge
thus
say gex
you deserve to be here
nuh uh
Good will always triumph over evil
yes
You do
look at your name
you fit right in
with madi
didn't even say yuh huh, what an idiot
Clerks
i like men romantically
so?
a hole is a hole
3k hours on it cant play it no more
How is ur internet speed
Better than mine
y
to ez
ive got 10k + between modded servers for dayz arma 2 and 3
Dubs have been based AF back when
whenever i play it i feel like SF going after disabled children
WARCRIMES WARCRIMES
im a walking warcrime 
The english VA for the red haired woman is a dude 
oh come on, official is far fetched for those
they were pretty much just paid fan made dubs
Sub not dub guys
it was- it was a liscened studio paid to english dub it
ok flapper
figures y'all prefer subs 
What does this mean
flopper
Me
hey ted
I'm gonna kill Madi
Wait what
Bruh
still alive
and am still standing
Am okay
FALL
looking like a true survivor
feeling like a little kid
How would it become a scam though
abandonware
The devs made 911 operator and 112 operator
And both games turned out great
wdym
Jank
Im pretty sure 911 operator is the first game and 112 is the second one
but release seems to be received well you're right
no
just found it funny that it has racoon dogs
that one cop
@shy bane
some table in my lunch called 911 7 times

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
πΌ βΆοΈ π½ π½ π½
nerd
zamn brainfart postin anime and nobody is gettin bullied? this place is healing
Θ
hello Iedy
hi
Dying even more*
Brainfart fell a long time ago
all part of the plan
me
h... healing?
too long video , i already lost
brainfart without bullying is not brainfart

oh damn the mod shit posts 
are you new here
i bet you can read so you can see that i am 
you are mighty snarky for someone within brainfart exiled and muted range
nnnnneeeeeerrrrrrrrrdddddddd
enjoy your stay
work out my boys! and eat enough calories before
i have been besides the alt cancer tromping around
i run a few big groups so its ez to spot
oh it's pyros alt
hi tabi
hello frog
hows it goin my funny cat friend
amazing cat
who tf is pyro gimmie some lore
cause i can update my pic with my black diamond fangs rn
good right now, just recovering from a neck injury
you could say....ive had a pain in my neck

bruh how you gonna call me a random persons alt and then not gimmie the lore with a ignored death stranding man react
i just wanna know the story
Ahahahahahahah
Death Stranding man react

Falco who is pyro that mf called me them 
Probably someone in offtopic
fucking wack ill post pics with my gun collection rn and a new grill 
My guy, is that a fucking DP-12?
only 30.06 i have is my remington for hunting white tail 
i fucking cannot with garand prices man
m y friend has one so i can shoot it when i go to the range with him
but local gun shows which are already MID asf
have garands for like 2k
online ones are even more expensive HOW
i just wouldn't buy one regardless of the time < i only own things that are for "home defense" according to my tax stamp, im not a collector but i have been dabbling in cast iron and antique fire arms for starting up a new business
@grizzled meadow
Using a genuine USMC Springfield 1903 with ironsights to out-range federal agents equipped with Mk 18s and ARs in the woods
if it looks cool i buy it
shrimple as
lmao
had an atf agent go to my local range
wasnt there sadly when it happened but my friends ( the ROs) told me he shot like shit
i've had a aft car visit me
i let them search and check my paper work after signing a yellow paper
should've put up a dog shaped paper cutout just for him
accuracy boost +200%
*Yakuza
they were pretty chill tbh
i had pistols out on my night stand when i took them to my gun vault i just told them they were out
He would've had better scores if he had a dog target to shoot at
my friend got raided by the ATF after he posted a pic of him with a mosin nagant between his legs with femboy thigh high socks on
senddd
those just piss me off, been tased, shot, stabbed. 
hell no!

My dad got drunk and tased himself. Lmao.
a friend of mine had 12 fully loaded mags for his vss vintorez under his bed
and nobody noticed

i have a video of me tasing my little brother cause he wanted to know how i ran through it and beat up someone 
ima dm you that shit
TRAIN HOW YOU FIGHT!!! MUAHAHAHA
whoever needs to hear this
Amazon why are you showing me this ad Amazon no wait why are you showing me this advertisement
shitty chair, uncomfortable table
and bad monitors
But i want to buy a replica of a M18 more
never seen a epi in person
i used it for a few yrs
autotweezers vs autoscissors
People say epilators are painful
Idk if it's better though
pull up the IED kit
prolly not if you do it a bunch
paying to get raided
still idk if it's worth it
like is it better than just shaving
probably
i dont need both of them
lol
hairs take longer to regrow so you do it less than shaving
its not that
Gaming
its just due to genetic issues i cant seem to grow body hair
nor facial hair
lol
no i was responding to myself
he talking about why epilator is better than shaving
Damn coulda buy from EBay instead of Lab raid
you just have polish genes i guess
How much longer doe
uhh lets ask google
like 2 weeks
its just waxing basically
same principle
Epilator?
yanks the hair out like waxing
Uhm
keeps the folicle tho
thanks
Np
Well im straight thats for sure
But I always wondered how it feels to wear maid dress
try it
I had one but it does not fit
can i have the pyro lore tho now? 
So I never felt how it feels to fit on my body
pipeline
Shut anime person
piped
shh
Isnt that the movie where the girl keeps reliving the day she died
tasing people is fun yo
diy
Grok put something in the water at the Chornobyl Exclusion Zone that makes stalkers into femboys
π€·ββοΈ
You mean Duty?
thats just the wishgranter
We know you do




what do you mean
nothing
RHS 
Freedom:
What about it
I like RHS addonnns
Iβm on polish servers
#πͺbruh-fart message
The pipeline
Part of brainfart lore is that the GAMMA community turns its members into femboys
arma 3?
awesome
Wagner
yes
Rn Iβm just testing my wifi on the server
What did I do
why tho?
cause Wagner group had
Roleplaying as evil AND incompetent, are we?
bad
yes
so thats all pmc's they just rebrand*
ye
Can't wait for Stalker 2
Ukrainian Military will be the good guys
Mercs will be the bad guys
real
Black water is literally me
but..mercs were always bad guys?
are they gey and retarded
Yes
but I mean, like, in the story focus
yes

Military faction is gonna be wayyyy different
i hope not i really hate politics in videos games it makes them trash
True
is playing stalker
(I know what you actually mean)
"Instead of using an appropriate amount of soldiers for counter insurgency, we can save money by outsourcing the work to mercenaries."
Fucking genius
yeah but fr what part of the main campaign canon is political / motivated on some bullshit - none its all schizo shit 
nah its to avoid the war crime trials
Well, most of the actually political stuff is all Ukrainian based, so if you don't understand Ukrainian politics in particular it's not gonna make any sense. I'm not claiming to be a Ukraine expert, either.
can't be on trial if no one reports you
I wish I was eepy
But yeah the actual meat of the story, like about the Zone and all that, is 100% schizo conspiracy style. Not really "political" so much. More introspective on humanity and reality and shit like that
but its sci-fi bs < none of it was politically charged
For the most part, yeah
feel free to elaborate in my dms so we dont get smited
but i feel like i missed anything else tbh
There's only a little bit of politics, mostly hidden underneath the faction war shit. Like if you look into how the factions are handled. For example, Duty vs Freedom, the Duty faction is meant to represent Russia and as we know Ukrainians don't particularly like Russia
Are you the type of person that thinks that the term "politics" only relates to political parties and politicians?
(and countries)
LedX starts around 650$ 
Not necessarily. The goings-ons of the faction and activities around the Zone is political but in a broader sense.
politics and politiking are different things
Not like... you know, "who did you vote for" type of politics
politics is a clash of ideals
fellas fellas fellas lets not go there i already incured the wrath of two mods
my bad im dumb lets not ok? luv u
red vs blue frfr
Okay pookie wookie bear.
Agreed let's try not to get shot.
that shit was fire back in the day
That means Deathbattle Red vs Blue and RWBY are no longer continued
Church and private donut 
+
+ 
What even is a LedX?
I haven't watched any Red vs Blue in fuckin forever
red LEDs arranged in a circle to show you where a vein goes
Just a led light that uses to look for the vein
but i wanna know
lore is funny man come on you @'d me
You talking about the medical doo-hickey?
Mainly for like to see where vein is for blood letting
Blood absorbs the red light and the veins show up as black
Its tbh not that fancy
Just Tarkov hyped up the price irl for cosplay
It was like 20-50 dollars when it was created
So doc can stick you better

After Tarkov its 650
no, irl the price was always high. Nobody ever used a real LEDx for cosplay 
HAHAHA GET EXILED
like i had a 24k fanged grill at 20 < i just wanna know why that protains to fucking someone else they probably broke anyway 
WELCOME TO THE SWAMP STALKER
But tbh
the 650 is retail for hospitals
Medical items are always overpriced
you're late
Like an Epipen is like 1000 dollars?
FUCK
you really not gonna tell me the lore after accusing?
RIP people with allergies in Tarkov
So suck up allergic people
man imagine you get charged 1000$ for a epi in a ER
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT-
how tf did you get exiled
Pretend Housewifes is Lebedev and you're Scar
dead to me
sadge
while they give you a 10c disposable syringe full of generic epinephrine
he casts fireball
but I guess you could include the treatment risks in those 1000$
The only lebedev I know
i work at an inventory place, and i've done pharmacies. i don't know how much they charge to sell an Epi Pen, but the pharmacies purchase them for about $105, or $100 and some change
your gun is flipped
ugly ass pos ergonomic amalgamation
rare left handed version 
Sorry
I tripped on some balls and now I have concussion after planting my face on concrete
After tripping over some balls
It's a cutting edge new design called "amalganomics"
Ifk who left the balls in the open
you frfr not gonna tell me? after the anime memes
hecc u
Such obstacle hazard
reminds me, I want an Alien
Its funny how a lot of games now portray that gun more as a tactical pistol
that shit is disgusting just get a CZ
Ian that mofo made me want it
we all do
What the fuck.
You never heard of Laugo Alien?
I'll be making sweet love to my Beretta thank you
isn't the SP01 stock sold with a match grade trigger?
CZs are meta imo, but after shooting one and arguing with someone i can't deny they slap, i still prefer my daily carry though glock 20
gen 4
@final cedar you should get a PMR30
funny keltec 22mag
you mean the keltec meme 22?
oh yeah
sounds amazing 
I want nothing more than to own a P226 XFive.
that is all.
If im not wrong they did recalled a lot of PMR30 due to some reasons
Lemme show you Five Seven
i had a p226 confiscated by dallas pd when my homie ran off with it after i got shot 
They made it generic
so sad
:(
they wouldn't give it back cause he had like an eigth of bud on him
Eight of bud?
Weed. He had weed.
it became a felony 
Well yeh lol your pistol is now an evidence
drugs plus + gun in texas = automatic felony
the gold edition of this looks like some shit you'd find in the drawer of some CEO's office in a deus ex game
Careful, ATF might be spying and see that your sentence has the word "gun" and "automatic" and send you to prison because your message was a machine gun
DeusEx HR
im cool with them i've had 4 raids
idc i play nice with the boys
everything i own is on paper except my fud shit from pops and grandad and no one gives af bout that shit
The one you posted is a Laugo Alien
Don't worry, we're safe. The base has been secured with traps.
I got a Zastava M57 that's been modded to shit and a perfect condition Manurhin Sport... all the pistols I need
we can buy anything here - its no big deal if you got the guap
Normally it looks like this
"If it's wood, you're good"
"If it's matte black, atf will have a heart attack"
Psycho pass?
yes
in arma 3
shooting someone in the penis
2 times
I want a Makarov
kill them
the round I was using was 9mm jhp
after i bought my 249 and tax stamped its kit < i got a visit 
it goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
pic or gtfo
Suck no one made Makarov 9x19
home defense
stfu it was in the pic earlier idiot
it's that one BO3 pistol omg
and you wont even tell me the lore of that weak ass mf you called me earlier
motherfucker 
Man has 7.62x39 AR

The mag looks weird af
a fucking lot more than a car payment and it was hard to get
What state is this tbh
KSG when
Texas
Damn
got one
God blessed texas
losers smd
Is this one KSG or DP
thats a ksg
Looks like a DP tho
my family is military and i have good connections in gun auctions i'm about to become a antique firearms seller

they both look so similar
1 sentence
snooze
God bless America
cry more or tell me the lore
i just wanna know
it's easier to get a fully automatic in germany than most US states
legally or illegal
legally
I always wanna get an Assault Rifle but god damn






