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bwah bwah bwah
Just explain in a single sentence and stop being a sassy bitch for once
(the sounds of fappin?)
baaaah
mwadi
brainfart
Womp womp
good morn
good morb to you too
but you love me being a sassy bitch
morbonic
No I don't, I hate you right now
going to norway
Remember, no russian.
To have say gex with my favourite brainfarter
real
good
can you take me wit u
What!

Im Not turning my 1 hour flight
Into a 5 hour flight with layovers
santeri almost drove us into a tree when i put on 100gecs 2 days ago cori
He cant handle good music
i cant believe he doesent understand true music
ikr?
they literially invented music

Gonna have sex to money machine
pleeeease
Hi Madi Hi Cori Hi Pavlo
haii
Hai catboy
Accurate
Hello creature of the night
blehh
๐ซ
better than to some random schizo kpop
๐ซ
consider pissing on a high voltage cable without insulation
I love this video
are you experienced in that
Thats what i always imagine when you say you've gotta go back to base
you finally made it into that meme clip
after i get done with messing around with the leopard for a month yeah pretty much
like i said its like im in vocational school rn xd
What de-modding does to a mf
I'll be blunt with you
alr well goodbye family fellas i got things to tend to
bwaaaaah
make boof and war
is that a coast
how did you get a picture of me
sonny I can still be good
@river zealot NU ALO
Why am I so humgry again
eat your nails
YOU LIFTED HEAVY GJ
The cycles continues
Alo drug
When's the last time you ate food?
Wow that's a lot of responses
good ol romeposting
Who can it be, knockin at my door? Go away, dont come out here no more
Cant you see its late at night? Im very tired, and im not feelin right.
fire song
who can it be now?!
Few hours ago
who can it be now?!
what a cutie
what did you eat
And few is not 16, im not that type
I ate 16 hours ago
Cori is that type
i was eeping 16 hours ago
are you not eating for some specific reason? :3c
I was sleeping
why were you erping 16h ago
And before that i wasnt hungry
alright bet

Imma get a bite to eat at rhe airport
deutschen slutten cori
At horrendous prices
why even...
Clean activities
your profile haunts me
Stupid
maybe even a beer or two. The airport is the only place where day drinking is acceptable
you can simply just wash yourself
this bottom DOES NOT bottom
Yes but not the inside
fr
Not regularly
why
is this an actual marketing campaign or just some bored dude making these
Doctors recommend doing it only once a month
cori survived the purges only because he was at the gae club at the time
So diet is more important
An airport 20$ beer
And 10 dollar sandwich
just dont eat spicy food or greasy food
idk cori
alcohol destroys your "gut biome" too 
i would if i had MONEY
buy buckwheat
Man cannot afford FOBRE
isnt it cheap
b r e a d
but i have to wash myself
isnt grain like the cheapest thing you can buy
since when coukd discord be horizontal on phones wtf
Its really not
the problem with bread is it makes you fat which would ruin his femboy aesthetic
Sugar
Lower intestine biome destroyed
thats a thing from minecraft, not real. drink more alcohol, become ungovernable
Just dont eat that much bread
hello jared
real
Yes darling?
eat whole wheat or whatever
hello Tommy
yeah, i can't
I remember losing 10kg per month when I quit eating bread completely
wrong guy im Jobert
Kys
Ily2
Ily too pookie.


unfortunately I have ocd and feel compulsions to drink alcohol cuz if I Don't I feel compulsions to KMS now
Thats cause sucrose and sugars burn out quickly
Same reason people are more hungry after mcdonalds
i dont think ocd does that
i think you're just an alcoholic
im gonna go get some bread and butter rn i think
ocd maked me alcoholcic
coup
Go to therapy
staging a coup rn brb
awesome
I know, I try to have more protein but Im not doing a great job I think
why is 50s music so banger?!??
each time we have a quarrel, it almost breaks my heart bc im so afraid that we'll have to part
each night i ask the stars up above
anyway fruit and vegetable cant groing in russia so understandable why mwadi cant afford the fibre
Probably have to cook myself meat sometimes
you never listened to the metal recommendations i spammed your dms with
forgot about that
Watch the stream here:
https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #Twitch #OuterWilds
fukk you
alright stupidest thing today so far, off to do something else
i hope your nuts get boiled
actually stupidest isnt word u must sayeng "most stupid"
i like boiling almonds
u should crush up 40000 apple seeds in a blender and drink the resulting concoction
Get bacon
hm
i got prescribed ativan today ๐
Bacon doesn't have a lot of protein does it
chicken
whats that do
eat a shit ton of chicken
dont even have to
Idk, i dont believe in protein
I believe in meat balance, less veggies
coat ur chicken in protein powder
i buy only bread with bran to at least somewhat raise my fiber amount
deep fried with a protein powder dredge
exactly
Fill the chicken with protein powder

Im making protein shake rn
I'll try making some protein bars later
Though I will have to force my depressed ass to do it
depression, lovely thing isnt it
Fucking stupid fuking shitty ass fucking powder
Makes clumps instead of dissolving
did they put GOT on pc
i have been fucking waiting
!ripbozo
Fuck
YO!!!
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That's the one
sperm cramps
Keegan and Jordan misunderstand the tone of each other's text messages while trying to make plans.
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cant even go one day without balls hurting
should i twist and rip
serious question btw
testicular torsion
does the ball itself hurt or does it go up too
have u been sick recently?
right ball
its always the rightball so im surgically cuttin git off
i need a kitchen knife
Rip and tear
Brb chat!
๐ช
that would be a problem if I actually listened to what you said 
no i dont
i know john when i see him
hes a catfish in a tophat
Hi johan
hi w
Good heavens
anyways the ball is ripped off now
make a keychain out of it
bet
yk how to
or is there a 5 min craft for it
nvm i just used
twine
i heard a tutorial is floating around 4chan...
very funny
nono it's real i saw it reposted again today
very funny falafel
i think the examples were ppl from the uk... they couldn't stand the 7271263-year wait list ๐ญ
good. assert dominance

@wheat kestrel issa meme
Teaching your kid the consequences of initiating conflict with someone stronger than yourself. Good parenting!
If those are real, I can't imagine someone sounding more pathetic 
My honest reaction
Should pick on someone their own size
cock
s?top
top 3



Cookiebonaparte
I might try it someday
all these mfs here talking about having brain fog from medicine or whatever
meanwhile I get it for free and by ddefault

Skil issue
Mods
Make him disappear from this mortal coil
And erase his records from history
Real, when someone talks to me and im like
Yes this solid snake method of conversation
Who's romanian


what is the topic
mental illness medicien I Thnik
Wake up
Still in Romania
Depression
it could be any one of us 
hiii miku 
Poles are kinda chads rn
you should get some
immigrants in Poland
you should follow your own advice
then you remember maja was polish
Bro we are the only reason poles are having an economy
Maja 
True, and if they want let them loose, whole society will stand against it.
We don't steal
True you get robbed

We just borrow things
guys If you wanna make fun of romanians stop using the stealing stereotype
just joke about how we have shit gypsies
Gypsy exporters
New Person: Hi, nice to meet you! My name is <name>.
Brainfog: Oh, salut!
Explains a lot then
Who's maja
HE DOESN'T KNOW
yeah polish people tend to be freaks
I dont know what's in their blood but them is goonin hard
I actually never met maja at all. Guess he was active during my break from the interwebs 
I know only 2 polish people well, and one of them taught me how to be toxic
AAA XDDDDDD
pretty sure it was a woman
fucking impossibl3 to tell
Woman moment
Hello Charon
I either refer to her as it or she
that'd the most accurate I can get
Retardation in damnation
Cus you didn't hear their deep ahh voice
@toxic delta hiiii I just downed 2 c4 and chased it with a adderall pill
Deep voice gang assemble
it it is then
Alooo
๐ average american diet
no just caffeine addict
Piss off
Nothing could go wrong
No

Cry
missing maja is my biggest regret
You pinged me first
??
you two would get along
honestly outside of being romanian you're pretty much the same
@toxic delta I have another
No you don't
except maja was also just straight annoying
save for later 
Itโs my lunch drink
Our school gives us expired milk
Only true wizards can reply to this

tbh so are you at this point
school meals 
Are shit
made me learn to cook 
Never had school meals
Do you guys even have schools
Yes
Shocking
Yes
i can do both but i just need to play with ur guns on weekends 
Ok sure
Good trade
I have American genes
Of course I do
mail order bride moment
Though quality of those schools are probably meh at best
insert racist joke here
Middle eastern country = desert
yes
IQ:
haeeell yeaaa brotha
Are mosquitoes already fuckin here
hi :3
I have a bump on my arm
hi farfalla
Hiii
Forg
haiii

Car
My hair is in my fucking way I can't see shit
my legs hurtie

no idea
never played any metal gear
Cripple
Gud
stop praying on my downfall
I always am
"others"
Benzene ๐
benzin
yo can you pour me 20 liters of others please
BENZIN
benzin plin dizel
Benzฤซns
Benis
tig bits
mlg was peak....
Used to think they were shit, now what I wouldn't give to go back to that time instead of the boykisser memes

Before the dark times

I'll take big chungus over the current ones
๐ญ
he's so me
madi you dont eat corpses
he doesn't have the guts
eating dick dont count
its funny looking
who are you to make rules
corpse eater
the indian man with one testicle
i have a gif of that but
im not sending it
basically
hes hip thrusting and its hitting his chest
along with his rod
and why do you have that gif
๐
he likes it
sounds like a cryptid
LMAO
Same
i am: damn tired
Damnation
True
Farewell good fellas
Retardation in damnation
Damn
Bye bye
Why won't he just order it from internet
Heโs gonna strike you down
Yeah them germans always want polish stuff

You clearly dont get the reference

I just pulled a solid snake on you
Be normal for 5 seconds challange
Sausage 
Polish sausage 
Solid snake on me?
dicks
Yes my snake is solid 

๐คค
Your snake solid?
I'M NOT MADI
You are
Ok maja
Me?
No idea what you talking about
wish I had well defined abs like madi
Defined abs?
yea like with the indentation down the middle of your torso
LOL
Middle torso?
yea between chest and crotch
That comes with being homo
Bottom abdomen u mean?
bottom AND top abdomen tyvm
Both? No idea
this thing
That?
yeah I don't have that
@river zealot
Steigoi dont have abs?
Huh
no I must definitely have abs they're just not visible to the naked eye
Not visible? Impossible
ive seen the original video for this that indian dude was just out on the street jacking off in public and this guy punched him in the face and when he walked off he kicked him as shown in the GIF
Based
I would do the same


saw it on a 4chan indian rekt thread that was the first thing that popped up everything else was about them being very bad electricians
I post full kungfu panda 4 movie
Fuck it, the full Kung Fu Panda 4 movie ๐ฟ
Shit be crazy
Why is she speaking Russian
Its a she?
Yes


I thought it was a symbol for like femboys
๐ด๏ธ
the only person I saw jacking off in public was some homeless dude on a bike with his ass covered in shit
What is it even saying
needles to say I went around
i remember when (shitbull) pitbull rekt threads were all the rage on the /gif/ section it was always just the same 8 or 9 videos being reposted over and over again
basedddd
Everything is a symbol for femboys now
if only we could be that free from the arbitrary restraints of society
Can't even have females anymore without it being !gay
gotta go
It's joever
We live in hell
i saw some dude on the bus convulsing and foaming at the mouth last week bro.. ion think we should be free
i strangely really wanna get checked for rabies now 
damn he thicc
Suspiciously football shaped cat
why do people keep PORTING.. CERVEZA CRISTAL.. TO ERRTHANG....!!!
FWAH!??? Is this real(what?)???
@solar obsidian
wrong ping
Put em on the news or sum
@pastel quartz
I did look yes
:c
The fall off
:c
@stone blade look another
You are not even german
Yes i am
Nuh uh
What makes you say im not?
My brain
Your brain is wrong
How many times has your passager train been on time
L
When i travelled to cologne my ICE had a 2 hour delay
Deutsche Bahn beste Bahn ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ช
rip
Never heard of it
Its very cringe and bad
You're not a real german if your train is on time
Any spanish person know why it cost so much
been out of country for a while
planning on returning to my hometown of stuttgart this summer
@narrow lotus
tho
Romanian cat
Cant even eat in peace
Car
fella
Get the fuck off the table u cunt
Real
No fake
All real
is that LIDL on the table to the right???
say
hows yall day going so far?
I plan on finishing made in abyss volume 2 today
Good
I thought he was on a chopping board
This ain't a chinese restaurant lil dude, get off!

Alo Iedy
Alo Delight
Alo
you good?
Why would I not be
You good?
Its the Kaufland one
jawohl
crazy taxi
What's the raincoat looking think carti is wearing
It looks stupid asf
IT probably costs like a thousand bucks too
hm
Blorp zorp gloorp ๐ฝ
Yeah sure
bogos binted
Buy it
I seen some vid of lil uzi vert carrying a big ass cake trough a building yesterday
He was acting like a mf cartoon character
its over
artyom from metro
Kato
Stealing
So cuteeee
Cat
hi bottom
Mam soo many of them
@stone blade look ivan another one
You af
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apple troll strikes again
Unfortunate
lol!
๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ "Who brought them cards?" -21 Savage after scamming Adin Ross
Car
my heart
my heart is weird now
A girl is stalking me
we went to library together
but the idea of having an oppenent is making me mad
Opponent in what
oppewhat
oppenheimer?
A bookworm?
my le bomb
Me when a book has a worm idk never read before
real
how
Huh
did you have a sidequest and your forgot your car
i had to walk all day for job and then walk 3km to a bus stop
and not just to a bus stop but uphill 80% of the way
It gets better when you walk consistently
But i havent walked that much for like 3 years
dont you get tired or get dehydrated?
1 hour??
bro you are slow
that's 20 minutes max
oh nah, I would need water if I need to walk that far
Damn
I started walking 40 minutes ago
Leave the house more often
I would if not for the drone strikes
I might have forgotten you live in a war zone

me
I was thinking flop or ryry
me
Unless you are running or its summer

tourist


he MONCH
I wish i could have brought the Za with me
Skill issue
Yea but not my fault
excuses
Whoever organises or flies is at fault
I'm just feeling weird
after a long time I'm feeling like a girl interested in me like wanting to have a realtionship
and this makes me doubt about myself
Let's goo
Cori, I've heard you're German
Do you by any chance listen to Rammstein?
I didn't even know her name
Yes
she just followed me from instagram and stalked me a lot
Ive been listening to Rammstein since i was like 7
she asked questions about the persons in my photos
Is she a hello kitty girl ?
no
You can do it be with her
Then youre safe
normal woman with curly hair
what songs/albums would you recommend?
Go rizz her
I will rizz her
All of the albums have gems
I must wear my favorite top
Let me think for a second
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
Just show her that you are brainfarter
Stalking is weird
does she play stalker?
Saying in stalker server
the problem is we are in the same department
Liebe ist fรผr alle da
whose mutter 
and we are taking same courses
@solar obsidian 
sadly no
NO WAY
HE MADE IT
I finally did it
All it took was helping a pepega stronger than myself to install
Hello pepega
For ants only to read
Sorry bud
its just a glowiing crowbar
glow in the dark crowbar
why would you need the description
nerd
To know for a fact that it's glowing
welcome, here's a maymay ๐ค
@narrow lotus hey is it possible to have rc3 file in torrent form
nuh uh
for my friend with 300 mbs download speed
!torrent
@solar obsidian You'll need a torrent client, I suggest qbittorrent https://www.qbittorrent.org/
Once downloaded and installed, open it and go to File > Add torrent linkโฆ and copy paste the torrent links in the text box
This is the official torrent for Anomaly 1.5.1:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c307c208636d1fd98ca4fe70ca0c692035659855&dn=Anomaly-1.5.1.7z&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce&tr=udp://bt1.archive.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://bt2.archive.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.torrent.eu.org:451/announce
This is the official torrent for Anomaly update 1.5.2:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:06580e9c871086d5b847a84940bd89b6d97c975f&dn=Anomaly-1.5.1-to-1.5.2-Update.7z&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce&tr=udp://bt1.archive.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://bt2.archive.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.torrent.eu.org:451/announce
literally 1984
1200kb speed
in gofiles
me trying to communicate verbally with spider on minecraft's proximity voice (uncle busy hasn't spoken english for a good while)
Just host it yourself
We get it old man your bones are old
i awake
the porn's decent. strangely a lot of lactating. That's about it. cya
that was not the point yeti
When you order a #10 with shrimp and ask the Chinese lady what comes on it
milky
what cums on it

Eggwuh
@storm stream whats your fav Rammstein song
yes. milky. whatever im gonna play gothic
me trying to read 1 paragraph
Theres also some good Lindemann songs, the lead singer of Rammstein's solo project
Steh auf, and Frau und mann
For example
hrt and plastic surgeries
same for me would be, i need to just talk more to git gud in english
none yet, I haven't listened to them much
it's just surprising for me in a sense that, I feel like my written english is more or less decent
BUT WHEN I START ACTUALLY TALKING ME ENGLISH NOT SOME WELL
@grizzled meadow, look at this godess
you'd think one constitutes the other, but guess not
Warned sieg.. for: Once again an nword in a meme... one more and its off to the corner with you.
Warning: 2
what tha fuck
your writing is better than americans
Dota?
What
Skill issue ngl

But second?
I farted under your pillow
Written English is good. I can understand it
the stalker black guy video
i strangely dont have a lot of rammstein in my metal playlist, but i have a lot of eisbrecher. check out kontrollverlust, Frommer Mann or Leiserdrehen from them
hes probably into that




