🎪bruh-fart

[final cedar]

huge cat

alo catboy

[visual stirrup]

This shit is taken very seriously
In basic training, trainees can't go anywhere without a battle buddy (another recruit)
This is to ensure that there are always at least two witnesses to any mistreatment (and other reasons)

This way, the army avoids situations where it's the Drill Sergeant's word against that of one recruit

[green schooner]

yessir

[river zealot]

ALOOO

[green schooner]

so cute

[deep topaz]

da beans

[visual stirrup]

It's harder to get up to mischief if it requires convincing someone to go with you and not rat you out
Two trainees have a harder time hiding and communicating if they're sneaking around
And if a trainee is immobilized or loses consciousness, the other one can get help

Because the army is very risk averse when it comes to training

[final cedar]

lmao I love spice&wolf episode 11 is all about tax evasion

[green schooner]

@final cedar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLNTlWZc-5Q

[broken topaz]

Man I was protecting the barrier from Monolith earlier

And there was like 20 of them

4 with RPGs

And none of the freedomers there lived

fucking L

[visual stirrup]

Monolith died
Freedom died

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-derp-gif-18272753

[broken topaz]

Also gave me one of the weapons I was looking for

Now to repair the darn thing

RPGs are terrifying

Until the stupid AI blows itself up with it

I think 2 of the RPG gunners died that way

[visual stirrup]

Is this a mod?
I have never run into RPGs or RPG ammo in GAMMA.
But I'm only a few hours into the most recent update.

[final cedar]

first barrier defense leaves you with at least one RPG

[broken topaz]

No this is base GAMMA

[final cedar]

ye, and equip follower with rpgs for max efficiency

[broken topaz]

None of them had ammo for it

Just empty tubes

[glad carbon]

toob

[runic kernel]

Hi C o r i <3 Hi Womans Hi Frog Hi Fuckinski Hi Beckham

[ruby minnow]

man i think you're taking internet way too seriously

[visual stirrup]

Hold on, let me type up an essay in response...

[green schooner]

he does

[ruby minnow]

i mean we all know you're not violating shit because you aren't being deployed anywhere

[green schooner]

I mean yeah

[visual stirrup]

I'm not even in the army anymore
But I still have my hangups

[green schooner]

I have 2-3 years left

till I can

[uncut obsidian]

omg turkye man hi

[green schooner]

cause adderall

[ruby minnow]

this is one of the reasons i won't join up with the military

because my military fights an active war

[green schooner]

sameeeee

I want to enlist before we get into a war

and then get deployed

[ruby minnow]

ski is cooking something up btw

he has been writing for a good while now

[visual stirrup]

I left the cursor in the bar

sorry to disappoint

[green schooner]

sad

[ruby minnow]

man i love people who write essays for the simple question of should i choose this or this

[visual stirrup]

If someone makes another Brainfrart Status, they need
"@Fuckinski whenever someone criticizes Duty or the DoD"

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-jim-carrey-bruce-almighty-gif-7764895

[fallow trellis]

just use chat gpt

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-typing-jim-carrey-bruce-almighty-gif-14640110

[fallow trellis]

to extend the lenght of messages

[ruby minnow]

@visual stirrup Why should i join Duty?

lets see what this prompt gets us

[visual stirrup]

DEADLY ANOMALIES

MUTANTS

[ruby minnow]

dangerous mutants

[visual stirrup]

ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS

[uncut obsidian]

another?

where's the first one

[uncut obsidian]

rrraaahhhhh dying for my country's beliefs in a pointless war rrrrraaaaaaaahhhhh

[green schooner]

what

I just want to legally cap someone

idc who for

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-cat-feeder-cat-feeder-camera-cat-camera-gif-1435288208602596413

[uncut obsidian]

you do understand that exactly the same thing will happen to you right?

[green schooner]

Yes.

As long as my kd positve

[visual stirrup]

It's in the pinned messages
"Brainfart Slander"

[green schooner]

happy

[uncut obsidian]

schizo

[green schooner]

Yes.

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gemini-kitty-cat-bite-bite-gif-12413415361658134489

[green schooner]

thats why im debating to go to army or marines

Marines are just

raugh no brain cells

kill

[visual stirrup]

@uncut obsidian
#🎪bruh-fart message

[uncut obsidian]

ok schzio

[uncut obsidian]

that is VERY old

before i even joined

[green schooner]

and

:3

I'm just silly

[uncut obsidian]

ok schizo

your opinion doesn't matter anymore

maniac

[green schooner]

uh

obviously

?

[green schooner]

why

[visual stirrup]

You're ryry's alt

[glad carbon]

hi cat

[visual stirrup]

You have demonstrated that you feed on attention

[glad carbon]

stop fighting you geyboy

[deep topaz]

man i could go for a good slice of red meat rn

[glad carbon]

we all could

[uncut obsidian]

schizo murderer

[uncut obsidian]

no

[glad carbon]

damn

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-rainy-spongebob-cafe-cup-of-coffee-gif-975216890429859696

[green schooner]

so mean to me

[green schooner]

yes ma'am

[glad carbon]

you feed on something else

[green schooner]

ok bud

[glad carbon]

im not ur bud, friend

[deep topaz]

ok buddy retard

remember that subreddit?

[river robin]

What’s a Reddit

[river robin]

Don’t compare me to them.

[green schooner]

me

[uncut obsidian]

no, this u

[green schooner]

the cat or

[uncut obsidian]

who do you think is the murderous schizo there

[river robin]

No, the wall

[green schooner]

im not

[uncut obsidian]

ok serial murderer

[river robin]

You said you wanted to be deployed.
Sounds kinda retarded.

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gemini-kitty-cat-bite-bite-gif-12413415361658134489

not

[uncut obsidian]

He wants to be deployed simply to be able to legally kill people*

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1025757753202987039/1209425421532266517/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_1.gif

[river robin]

Ah.
Yeah he’s retarded.

Just ignore him

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-gif-12939206850336259113

[river robin]

If he’s not retarded it’s bait.
Either way he wants attention.

[green schooner]

I'm not even the one constantly bringing it up

[river robin]

Ok retard

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064399731381506129/1129491239176245458/togif-6.gif

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/blacklist-the-pot-kettle-gif-21654186

[river robin]

You said it though

[uncut obsidian]

ok murderer

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-gif-25090413

[river robin]

I am specifically qualified on noticing it

My resume is full of experience

[visual stirrup]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[green schooner]

ryry is the biggest retard here

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/190090455973756928/1117163675762049136/63c2e7173f5ba58b636db5c792210446.gif

[visual stirrup]

You've hardly had a chance to establish yourself

[final cedar]

don't be so mean to this guy, he's just lashing out trying to be cool

[river robin]

This is exactly why we should be mean

[final cedar]

I'm talking about you

[green schooner]

you only come out to shit talk me

[final cedar]

it's okay. you don't have to be edgy all the time

[river robin]

I’m not “dis gaey”

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-it-was-special-wwe-crying-meme-gif-10875740921427956522

LOL

@final cedar hes doing it again

[final cedar]

yeah. I feel bad for how much space I occupy in his head

[river robin]

[green schooner]

rent free you mean?

[river robin]

I know it bothers you. You blocked me over it

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-stare-card-scene-going-insane-american-psycho-gif-26261029

[final cedar]

[green schooner]

ryry

[dreamy flax]

metronxp, your new nickname is Coleman

[final cedar]

p!kiss ryry

[foggy mantle]

Coleman kisses ryaxxis

Powered by weeb.sh

[river robin]

🤢

[green schooner]

@final cedar should I start new spec ops the line playthrough

or waw

[final cedar]

world at war?

[green schooner]

yes

if waw I'm playing spec ops after

[final cedar]

you mean cod?

[green schooner]

if spec ops

vise versa

and yes

call of duty waw

one of the best cods ever

[final cedar]

Yeah start that

[green schooner]

based

[final cedar]

I'll install it too

[green schooner]

lmao why

[green schooner]

me realizing my xbox 360 account has the veteran achivement

(im afraid of frag)

[final cedar]

8gb for a game

what is this? Missing textures

[green schooner]

yeah its a nice game to replay every coup[le years

or months

[green schooner]

lol I never get any

or any glitches

[visual stirrup]

Weird to think that a lot the games I enjoy could fit in my RAM now

[final cedar]

I'm just kidding about how big games are nowadays

[green schooner]

ohhh

yeah lmao

I didnt realize

hmmm yes 200gb for 1 game

[green schooner]

\

even outlast

is smaller

LOL

and its a big game with a lot of mehcanics

[visual stirrup]

The original DOOM game could fit in a CPU cache today

[green schooner]

@final cedar

me when the

when the

me

the when

958mb

[final cedar]

If you look at some repacks and optimized version of modern games those cracking teams are sometimes able to cut like 30% from the file size on disk

[green schooner]

cause they are greedy af and

rinse and repeat

buying old games is worth it more now

more fun for a less expensive game

[final cedar]

I think starfield was one of them, they had 8k textures for everything iirc

[green schooner]

literally tomb raider

is less then 11

and it was a BIG game back in the day

[ruby minnow]

cities skylines 2

for some reason

had really detailed models for civillians

the guys that you see as ants

[final cedar]

I've been joking with a classmate like 20 years ago that games would be 50gb in the future, making fun of how we'll all have 32gb of ram and quad core cpus

[green schooner]

you jinxed the future

evil

[final cedar]

it was just in response to the first intel dual core

[green schooner]

idk what that is

I played xbox till like uhhh

2020

2019

the only pc I had was my grandmas

cool math games go hard

[visual stirrup]

Man, remember how everyone used to complain about loading screens in Skyrim and Fallout?
I don't even think about that shit anymore. Fuckin' SSD's are a miracle.

[green schooner]

True

things have developed better and for worse

its a shame that games lost their speciality and their I guess you could say

unqiue design to it

like spec ops the line, waw, call of duty modern warfare 2 and 3

most companies now just try to drain as much money out of their game now instead of making something unqiue

[final cedar]

I really didn't like specops when it launched, looked way cheap from a UI standpoint and the gameplay seemed to lack.

ignored it for years after

[crimson flame]

smh

[final cedar]

but the story is pretty good. Enjoyable game

[deep topaz]

was a very unique story for its time

[gleaming grove]

958 MB

forever depression

[green schooner]

I mean

thats the entire point

It was to hook average fps players

and then beat the shit out of them at the end

It's literally mocking you

and mocking the game industry

just read some of the qoutes on the cutscences lol

[final cedar]

I like how some games kept moving towards a "clean" aesthetic. Cruelty Squad is one of the games that despite horrific UI somehow feels extremely on point

[final cedar]

oh yeah. haha

[green schooner]

I Can't say I have played it

[green schooner]

one of them is literally

"To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your government is heroic. To kill for entertainment is harmless."

literally all of them are just mocking you

towards the end gmae

its a underrated masterpiece

just read some of them lmao

its very direct

[pastel quartz]

No

[final cedar]

kid named Konrad

[deep topaz]

I exist and i find it nauseating

[pastel quartz]

School and society takes all of my time

[green schooner]

Konrad is LITERALLY me

[pastel quartz]

Yesterday I studied math and presented society

[tidal trellis]

Ah hell NAH

[visual stirrup]

Before SSD's took off, there was a thing people would do where they would copy the entire game onto the RAM
People were playing Half Life 1 and 2 with quick load screens in the 2000's

[green schooner]

martin walker is literally me

[pastel quartz]

Good morning everyone

[green schooner]

we going to dubai with this onoe flop

🗣️

[tidal trellis]

Already been there

[green schooner]

lmao

[tidal trellis]

used to live in the UAE till we had to go to Pakistan

[green schooner]

how was UAE

[tidal trellis]

Cuz my dad lost his job due to covid

[green schooner]

ah

[tidal trellis]

Better than here lmao

Not as many money grubbers here

[green schooner]

true

[tidal trellis]

Places are actually clean

Quality over quantity

No power outages

[green schooner]

true

i mean

wait what happened there

[tidal trellis]

Wdym?

[green schooner]

power outages in uae?

[visual stirrup]

Pakistan

[tidal trellis]

Power outages in Pakistan

Not UAE

[green schooner]

oh

ohhhh

i read wrong

[tidal trellis]

I never had a outage that last more than couple SECONDS in UAE and they were super rare

[green schooner]

sucks

my waw is done

:3

[tidal trellis]

Eitherway I'd love to get out of here but unless my dad finds a job outside the country. I'm stuck in this shit hole

[green schooner]

you love it

there

[uncut obsidian]

hai

[green schooner]

hi bottom

[uncut obsidian]

my relative lives in uae

[uncut obsidian]

hi schizophrenic

[tidal trellis]

I REALLY don't

[green schooner]

I’m not

[green schooner]

That’s a joke

aka sarcasm

[tidal trellis]

I'm bad with sarcasm

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[green schooner]

your not German

[tidal trellis]

Correct observation

Rn I'm dreading the summers cause it'll get absolutely unbearable here

Lot of power outages and unreal heat

[green schooner]

uh huh

(I totally know how that feels)

you live in a desert

[pastel quartz]

Hallooo

[dreamy flax]

:flag_za: Pretoria, South Africa

:clock7: 09 March 2024, 07:20 (07:20 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Africa/Johannesburg)
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 70% humidity
🍃 SE 130° | 2.06 m/s wind
🌡️ 21.85°C (71.33°F)

[final cedar]

[tidal trellis]

Basically

Yeah

[visual stirrup]

Did y'all see that video with 100% relative humidity in China?
I would melt into a puddle in that situation

[tidal trellis]

I have not seen snow with my own 2 eyes outside of the internet

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia

:clock3: 09 March 2024, 15:21 (03:21 PM)
🌏 +10.0 (Asia/Vladivostok)
☀️ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 41% humidity
🍃 N 359° | 5.22 m/s wind
🌡️ -1.15°C (Feels like -7.15°C)
29.93°F (Feels like 19.13°F)

[green schooner]

yes

[green schooner]

it’s very nice

and cozy

I love the cold

[tidal trellis]

Good for u

[green schooner]

maybe one day

I’ll pray for you

[ruby minnow]

you know its white

crunchy

and pretty nice

[tidal trellis]

Mf to whom, ur ass ain't religious 💀💀💀

[uncut obsidian]

did u pray today

[green schooner]

I’m very religious

wdym

ask Madi

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/did-you-pray-today-fnaf-uncle-daddy-gif-17258348976673846540

[tidal trellis]

Not yet but soon

[green schooner]

Pray harder

[tidal trellis]

Five night fredy

[visual stirrup]

Frederic on the fifth night be like

(IDK, I didn't play the game)

[tidal trellis]

I think I have 3 of the games marinating in my steam library

[green schooner]

you have a ton of things you’ve never played

Sitting

[tidal trellis]

Yeah

[green schooner]

Play them

[tidal trellis]

I usually stick to my genre of source games only now really started branching out

[green schooner]

lmao

fair

[tidal trellis]

If only you knew how many hours I sunk into Gmod

(too many)

[green schooner]

LOL WTF

[tidal trellis]

Okay I return to my slumber

[inland jackal]

Good heavens

[livid plover]

[oblique spire]

how the fuck do you not have all the achievements

[inland jackal]

He failed to play with garry

[livid plover]

achivment with garry

[oblique spire]

what

oh wait yeah that one

the achievement for playing with funny gary

[pastel quartz]

legalize nuclear bombs

[tidal trellis]

Rest are workshop related ones

And playing for a year straight

[oblique spire]

ah

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h6jduEFz6s

[tidal trellis]

And idk u but I can't code so

Those workshop achievements I'm never getting

[pastel quartz]

yeah this guy is my god

[inland jackal]

Oguzy

[pastel quartz]

yes

yes

HOW AREUUU

sorry for not being here

[inland jackal]

Im good, hows you is are my boi

[quartz saffron]

https://fxtwitter.com/damiandenylon/status/1765994787692237153?s=46

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1215898794340647052/IMG_6801.jpg?ex=65fe6cfe&is=65ebf7fe&hm=4916f654225b43f5e67f79834c2368777dd9f7ebf8b9e807797c323b080f8b5b&

[pastel quartz]

good waiting for photoshop lesson

[inland jackal]

Photoshop yourself having a 8 pack

[pastel quartz]

oki doki

I will photoshop a grlfriend for myself

[narrow lotus]

Morning everyone hope you having a cheesy day

[river zealot]

No

I hope everyone is having a bad day

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-it-was-special-wwe-crying-meme-gif-10875740921427956522

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1215901398147793006/IMG_6932.png?ex=65fe6f6b&is=65ebfa6b&hm=c389dde810988ece668bc894502b468dbc915f94897740858cbf0c50f29b4cf7&

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-bald-big-body-laptop-muscle-man-gif-17063750

like cheddar.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-breaking-bad-postal-dude-postal1-postal2-gif-27054359

[tidal trellis]

Cheesed to meet you

[eager igloo]

Bioresonance is working

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/nolifer-mosar-has-brate-brita-gif-23845963

[green schooner]

ive had it when it first released

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1215902254444449822/LB4PeNv.jpg?ex=65fe7037&is=65ebfb37&hm=2ab653cb241d4637d70bc18e10ce2ca72b41e80e743bd14f08524b464e917221&

[inland jackal]

aloooooooooooo

[final cedar]

what did he mean by this

[inland jackal]

now i can participate in next rufart raid

hi metro

[pastel quartz]

small face pfp

[final cedar]

ayo W

[river zealot]

Raid their villages

[pastel quartz]

waiting for my night shift to end

hbu guys?

[inland jackal]

p!exile

[foggy mantle]

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[final cedar]

how much longer?

[pastel quartz]

6 am

its 2 am

4 more hours

[hazy finch]

night shift for what

[inland jackal]

fnac

[pastel quartz]

nurse

[pastel quartz]

wish it was

but nope

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/fnac-vinnie-gif-21867804

[feral kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181788999099101235/1215929163660132382/The_Elder_Scrolls_.mp4?ex=65fe8947&is=65ec1447&hm=3e555515dfb8b04ddad8cebda786ae8717bbb6e4033db2de4b032c32b3cbcfa7&

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCas-NGe68I

just a reference
fan made fnaf game

[pastel quartz]

I have an idea

[uncut obsidian]

miau

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-furry-death-mauzymice-deserved-gif-12061958684906130105

[pastel quartz]

classic meme

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-gif-21672418

@narrow lotus

[tidal trellis]

OH hey I remember this

[uncut obsidian]

mrrp

[tidal trellis]

Car

[tidal trellis]

Oh okay

[inland jackal]

five nights at candys

might download it so i can stream in one of the VCs

[tidal trellis]

Yuh

Which one

[inland jackal]

first one obv

[tidal trellis]

Which version of first one

[inland jackal]

second and 3rd one seem cringe for me

[tidal trellis]

There's the remake out and the old one

[inland jackal]

remake?

[tidal trellis]

Yeah FnaC 1 had a remake

[inland jackal]

imma do the one cory did

[tidal trellis]

Alrighty

[tidal trellis]

Idiot should've just disguised as a red spy to explain the cigarette

[next acorn]

Чё ало

[inland jackal]

ну

[next acorn]

[inland jackal]

@solar obsidian

do you remember that guy from newbies chat that had a similar pfp to yours

do your remember his username

[solar obsidian]

i dont remember

[inland jackal]

he was looking for some inventory mod and i just found it

[pale ingot]

the most gentle chiropractor

[abstract path]

Ouch.

[abstract path]

So true

[river zealot]

Ay benz

[placid sail]

[abstract path]

It would have been funnier if he twisted the boned in a second

[final cedar]

they making a new Spice & Wolf anime?

[abstract path]

What?

[narrow lotus]

slow brain, he could have dropped the shield

skill issue

[river zealot]

High five

[final cedar]

whew

I wana see them get married and have a kid

[narrow lotus]

i dont speak Tarkov Cheater

[final cedar]

me neither, it's just a poster for the new series showing 2024

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to dungeonmaster04443

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[narrow lotus]

oh brother

[quaint ore]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-drunk-shocked-surprised-gif-15546336

[river zealot]

The russia on the cap doesnt have crimea or Ukraine territories

Jailed for disrespecting the army

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/DuWQOwwI9z4

seems to be a reboot

[pale ingot]

god i love corn

[narrow lotus]

wait

i know this

[pale ingot]

any corn enjoyers in the chat

[narrow lotus]

i had a friend on TF2 and he had a pfp of this , it was called Holo The Wise Wolf or shit

[final cedar]

ye

[pale ingot]

corn... coorrnnnn

[narrow lotus]

He was a russian in israel or shit and i remember going to the panic room when they were getting missiled

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/holo-the-wisewolf-horo-holo-okami-to-koshinryo-spice-and-wolf-gif-8247321610868160484

[narrow lotus]

Mind you, this was 10 + years ago damn

[river zealot]

Surely its different now

[final cedar]

furry spirit constantly screwing with a medieval eurotruck simulator enthusiast

the first anime began in 2008

[narrow lotus]

if the furry spirit is annoying you

just

you know

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-war-machine-james-rhodes-gif-14695867

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/spice-and-wolf-holo-gif-20256803

[final cedar]

truck driver is a simp so he just pays her OF subscription

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/NCH8.gif

[fading shuttle]

Holo is kill

[final cedar]

might read the VN cause the series ended before they even ||touched hands||

[narrow lotus]

so no sex

got it

shit anime

next

[placid sail]

🫵 @final cedar

[quaint ore]

Replace the girl with Fentanyl

[final cedar]

the funny thing is I just read that the title spice&wolf is the name of their bathhouse / bed and breakfast but in the anime they never even got that far

[river zealot]

Copper wire

[quaint ore]

False markerting my beloved

[final cedar]

where would one find the copper you speak of

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to mr.chaplain

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

huh

[placid sail]

japanese excel at the subtle art of edging not even a sexual intercourse, but the most basic of romantical interaction between the characters for the most retarded amount of time

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-soldier-team-fortress2soldier-smile-gif-17121806

[final cedar]

Maybe they don't know what sex is?

[quaint ore]

You need for me to post it for your collection?

[final cedar]

explains the stuff coming out of that country

[final cedar]

no just a few msgs above there was the polar opposite

[quaint ore]

I know

[final cedar]

Blu to your Red

[placid sail]

japanese porn is kinda strange ngl

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bbxzx.gif

[quaint ore]

[narrow lotus]

they have weird censorship laws but you can get married and have legal sex at 16

[uncut obsidian]

busy complaining about brainfart brain rot and there he is discussing porn

[quaint ore]

It used to be even less

I dont know what kind of crack their lawmakers took

[narrow lotus]

at least he is not making it

[uncut obsidian]

how'd you know

[narrow lotus]

i don't

@placid sail is it trueee

[river zealot]

[uncut obsidian]

what if he's actually a SFM porn artist

[placid sail]

I won't be surprised if they're gonna remove the age of consent soon altogether

[quaint ore]

My man would be rich

[uncut obsidian]

what if he is

and it's just his silly internet persona

[narrow lotus]

Overwatch Seraphim Kpop SFM models dropped , it's over

[uncut obsidian]

@final cedar new pfp dropped

[narrow lotus]

Rule 34 artists are back in business

[placid sail]

also to my knowledge, there are weird parts of japan were sexo is legal somewhere around even 14, but most of recent laws said "bruh" and increased the age

[quaint ore]

What kind of a fucking villain made fnaf porn models

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-war-machine-james-rhodes-gif-14695867

[craggy wigeon]

Me

I did

[quaint ore]

Also

Whoever made

Helldivers porn

I will find you

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-chica-gif-3905715374131382720

[quaint ore]

And I will kill you

[craggy wigeon]

Wait there is?

A helldivers corn?

[quaint ore]

Yes

[uncut obsidian]

Rule 34 exists for everything

[craggy wigeon]

I don't belive in humanity any longer

[uncut obsidian]

That's the point of the rule

I bet there's r34 of grass

Or trees

[quaint ore]

There is

Ever saw Monster girl tag?

Yeah

[uncut obsidian]

How'd you know

[quaint ore]

I am assuming at this point

[craggy wigeon]

War thunder rule34

[quaint ore]

Exists

[uncut obsidian]

rule :33

[quaint ore]

That is for damn sure

[craggy wigeon]

:3

[quaint ore]

Roblox rule 34

10 thousand results

[craggy wigeon]

Strangest i found is brawl stars r33

[quaint ore]

This is peak humanity

[placid sail]

the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming the purge is coming

[narrow lotus]

ngl who is good with bags

[placid sail]

make brainfart pure again

[narrow lotus]

i wanna get myself a new solid bag

i was thinking of getting a military one ngl

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah kill busy

[craggy wigeon]

Execute him

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116750527817076759/1215014715982610515/tiktok-7322003978156313902.mp4?ex=65fb35a2&is=65e8c0a2&hm=826ed8d1d56e61010c2f84a55358627262632df7e31b3222144e6b65b83d9a03&

[final cedar]

backpack or what?

[narrow lotus]

yeah

[solar obsidian]

@lunar brook

[final cedar]

what do you need it for?

tools?

[placid sail]

do you really need that big and bulky backpack in a city

are you going to traffic the gypsies' gold or what

[final cedar]

I'd get one of those tube bags if its just for hauling your daily carry around, aren't fancy with straps but keeps your stuff together

[solar obsidian]

dont u see it?

[quaint ore]

He gotta put that copper somewhere

[inland jackal]

metro

[narrow lotus]

yeah taht is correct tbf

[final cedar]

I think that's it

[narrow lotus]

carry my papers and shit to work lol

[quaint ore]

Duffle bag does the job

[narrow lotus]

i want it to be compartmented

i wanna carry a laptop sometimes as well in one compartment

[placid sail]

"bag seller, I need everyone to know I'm a boxer"

"or that I am a punching bag"

[final cedar]

I got one out of recycled container linings or smth, they produce locally and are in that style.

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

it fucken exploded

[river zealot]

True dat

[final cedar]

the biggest avantage with those is you just wrap the top to seal and have a strip of velco to keep it tight, no zipper that breaks

[placid sail]

here's my take on bags

[final cedar]

you can get a man purse too

[fading shuttle]

No it isn't

[placid sail]

though I'm usually a cheapskate, don't buy some cheap shit from aliexpress or something like that

had a shoulder bag literally desintegrate within a month

[final cedar]

why they call it man purse anyways

[lunar brook]

When the container space is plentiful

[solar obsidian]

amogus

[river zealot]

Скупой платит дважды

[river zealot]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/2pac-wave-hi-hello-tupac-gif-25624999

[placid sail]

honestly I would advice you to buy a shoulder bag too

[final cedar]

ooh, @narrow lotus want me to send you a suggestion?

[placid sail]

or what's the proper name

[narrow lotus]

go ahead

[solar obsidian]

ah, i know the name

[placid sail]

you know, that thing

across one shoulder, less bulky than a backpack + you won't look like an overgrown pupil

[solar obsidian]

yeah, we call it "british cigarette(in russian)-aske"

[final cedar]

man purse

[heady crow]

Well you just look something between a college student and college professor

[placid sail]

the drawback is that it's not as spacious, usually, but depends on how much of space you actually need

[pale ingot]

too many french

[placid sail]

I'm the mail man.

I mail.

[final cedar]

Messenger Bag

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-barbie-ryan-gosling-glasses-gif-1683494050456486364

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-the-milkman-milkman-psychonauts-milk-delicious-gif-15360002

[placid sail]

or, you know

you can go full ham

and unleash your inner Romanian

[abstract path]

What is a inner romanian?

[placid sail]

but it's the least spacious option, naturally

[final cedar]

imagine pulling a laptop out of a fanny bag

[placid sail]

clown physics

[quaint ore]

Cigarėtaskė?

[fading shuttle]

Fanny pack of holding

[final cedar]

I wish that was real

[quaint ore]

P!alex

[foggy mantle]

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[heady crow]

Just get one thats big enough tbh

[solar obsidian]

neeee

pagooglink ka reiskia "british cigarette"

[quaint ore]

Oh

OH

[solar obsidian]

[lunar brook]

mental retardation

[quaint ore]

Get that bitch some water

[lunar brook]

and a bullet

[placid sail]

bulky backpacks are great when you're Finnish, and most of the space you traverse is a forest or a road with every person trying their hardest to keep a distance of five meters between each other

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/vei-nopers-veibae-nopers-gif-23387865

[placid sail]

but in a city, it gets cumbersome

[final cedar]

Could go fully DIwhy

[heady crow]

Im talking about a large ass fanny back. Im sure he could find one

[abstract path]

Does that also work with me?

[placid sail]

unlocks romanian racial set bonuses, too

[quaint ore]

I'd actually be impressed if I saw rhat

[fading shuttle]

no, you arent cool enough to have a command named after you

[placid sail]

HE'S PACKING

[pastel quartz]

die

[heady crow]

Dawg hed be packing alright. That mf would be looking like some shrapnel protector for your balls

[placid sail]

wow yeah you aren't kidding

[abstract path]

But I'm cool enough to talk back to you

[placid sail]

and here's an option for our american friends!

[stone blade]

daypack

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/vei-nopers-veibae-nopers-gif-23387865

[quaint ore]

That looks like a fucking pelvis protector for IBA not a fuckong fanny pack

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/RnfnTHPYIhw?si=LZTyCUeFGYKOsPkX

[narrow lotus]

cant fit an ar15 in there busy

thats for pussies

[placid sail]

it's for a short 5 meters stroll to the restroom

[heady crow]

Haha yeah, carrying stuff on your belt is great though. We got assigned a belt to add our molle pouches to so i could just carry around a 2 liter plastic bottle in my dump pouch

[narrow lotus]

you can fit a Deagle or a Python Revolver tho

hmm

[placid sail]

only light arms needed (desert eagle)

[pale ingot]

@fading shuttle urm

opinions on women

[stone blade]

brunooo

also hi

[fading shuttle]

cringe

[stone blade]

alo

[stone blade]

they can have opinions?

[quaint ore]

.50 BMG pistol

[pale ingot]

opinions on virtual women

[fading shuttle]

still cringe

[final cedar]

if you swiss they got cute surplus army backpacks

[heady crow]

Ivaan helloo

Whatsup

[stone blade]

brunoooo hiiii

[pale ingot]

opinions on big buff men

[stone blade]

I'm ok

you?

[quaint ore]

My pfp says it all

[pale ingot]

straightest tf2 fan

[heady crow]

Im good, drinking a monster and going home

[stone blade]

as BLP Kosher once said
"Ima smoke nazis and pass the blunt to anne frank"

[final cedar]

ayo Ivan, when you streaming again

[stone blade]

ew

[stone blade]

good question

[placid sail]

seriously, if you're not planning to haul 20 kgs of stolen copper, just buy something like this and call it a day

[heady crow]

Youre ew

[stone blade]

no i'm not

[heady crow]

Yuh uh

[stone blade]

nuh uh

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189352979044774018/1208477556261519400/y2mate.com_-_Soldier_chokes_scout_to_death_while_joji_ticktock_plays_1080p.mp4?ex=65f5e26d&is=65e36d6d&hm=093bc804fcddbbf502fffd25b9c7b34341ae339aa7a03b97d316587b93cd0b93&

[heady crow]

Fym "nuh uh"

[stone blade]

well

I don't like that monster

so I say ew

simple.

[placid sail]

impostor

[placid sail]

Ivanko would never turn down a monster energy

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE REAL IVANKO

[stone blade]

?

are you stupid

I don't like every monster out there

[fading shuttle]

he has been replaced

the rothschilds got to him

[stone blade]

Maikati e smenena

[placid sail]

Ivanko doppelganger

[stone blade]

mlukni

[heady crow]

The great replacement of brainfart

[toxic delta]

ivanwalker

[stone blade]

idiots

[stone blade]

I will

if its the one I dont like

you dingus

[river zealot]

Nah its ivan

He is angry at most stupidest shit

[stone blade]

see

he knows me

you fiends clearly dont

why bros name is beckham

[river zealot]

Ivan trying not to say horrendous things because a bus driver didnt give him change ( challenge impossible)

[final cedar]

Good leather bag should last. Bonus points for checking thrift stores for them

[stone blade]

hmmm

nah they usually give change

they always do actually

[abstract path]

What do you guys think of morning workouts?

[final cedar]

Having molle straps on your bag is tempting but will you put a medkit on your commuter backpack?

there's millions of different accessories that's a plus

[pastel quartz]

We should invade merica and yeet this law that gives random citizens access to guns who's with me

[abstract path]

Me

[magic tartan]

he he

[placid sail]

you need to wake up metro

[abstract path]

And why was this so obvious lol

[magic tartan]

branefarters lol

[placid sail]

the war has ended seven years ago

wake up metro

[magic tartan]

yo

wazzuuuup

[pastel quartz]

the war ended > wake up in metro

artyom

[river zealot]

You called?

[pastel quartz]

ah so that's who you were

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

good to know I guess

[final cedar]

[abstract path]

True

[abstract path]

Lmaooo

[abstract path]

Rip

Also hi bruno

[heady crow]

hi crystal

whatsup

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806434222046445568/1140882376633888798/SmartSelect_20220305-132026.jpg?ex=65f92503&is=65e6b003&hm=efd902af7994c722be71c49aa1a635af87f018aa06c2023c035ebc54842f8d2e&

[crimson flame]

got that new vegas drip

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-javi-gutierrez-pedro-pascal-the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-happy-gif-25135496

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-cat-feeder-cat-feeder-camera-cat-camera-gif-1435288208602596413

[final cedar]

I'd carry her slightly differently

[glad carbon]

wait weren't you the agent scully simp

[final cedar]

who isn't

https://tenor.com/q9Rmjs9khDh.gif

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-agree-wink-agree-yes-yep-winking-gif-5096592211171495778

[pastel quartz]

yes

[storm stream]

simping ain't new, only the word itself

[tulip ravine]

@final cedar

There’s a kid on TikTok that’s had 258 fights

Looks like he’s got potential nd all

35-3 in boxing

4-0 mma

What what is

3-0 in wrestling

And like 148-32 in bjj somet like that

[quaint ore]

Imma be real

I always wanted to get into buhurt

https://tenor.com/view/renaissance-medieval-fight-attack-fighting-gif-11787323

[tulip ravine]

Do it

[quaint ore]

I cant find any clubs

In my city

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-21821822

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mr24hrs-jim-carrey-carrey-joker-joker-face-gif-15294196483317236801

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-20273466

[livid pond]

ngl this game has got the crustiest anti aliasing that ive seen in recent years

[crimson flame]

idc

still enjoying the game

[tulip ravine]

Footy soon

UTFT

[glad carbon]

@placid sail https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1215947780816900096/StYduBzw5qE.png?ex=65fe9a9e&is=65ec259e&hm=f293b2c516f642a905035c4a227c610457324417b4f6cbffff6edc31b9c7086e&

[placid sail]

dark gear

no, no

[abstract path]

Methylamine

Noted

[placid sail]

Metal Souls!

[glad carbon]

@pastel quartz

[abstract path]

Much better

Now my name is accurate and funny

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/579474912092094505/1074403932052389989/caption-6_1.gif

[abstract path]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829199168273645630/1046123406803865741/attachment-19.gif

[tidal trellis]

I return from the shower and finally my hair no longer looks ass, winning

No longer shooting into the sky

[glad carbon]

epic

[tidal trellis]

yes

[pale ingot]

cawipritendaerpleiynindaniyscailaicjutinstauus...

[tidal trellis]

England pls

[pale ingot]

fuck you

[tidal trellis]

Fuck you too

:(

[pale ingot]

your mom sex your dad

[narrow lotus]

Horny

[glad carbon]

whos that

[tidal trellis]

Oh okay

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/killlakill-aikuro-gif-19938486

[pale ingot]

[magic tartan]

hai chat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-uni-unicat-black-cat-black-gif-17798094805269642264

me af

[pastel quartz]

greetings whoever you is

[strong eagle]

[magic tartan]

haiiii

[magic tartan]

i found my wife at poland

@narrow lotus helloooo

[narrow lotus]

By experience , ones in libraries and shit are super moody and can barely have a convo

[glad carbon]

library mfs dont wanna be bothered

[pastel quartz]

in romania you find your wife through recommendation of some babe

[narrow lotus]

The ones at gyms are the tiktoker girls 80% of the time so thats a no

[glad carbon]

thats why they're in the library

[narrow lotus]

Coffee shops, maybe, most are instagram dependant

Posting the same #mood story everytime

Sigh

[pastel quartz]

I grew up with my wife. Known her since before we could even speak tbh

[strong eagle]

And the only coffee shops girls hang around is Starbucks....
And Starbucks girls are a 100% batshit insane

[pastel quartz]

she got pregnant with and married someone else tho

[tulip ravine]

OLE OLE OLE OLEEE BETOO BETOO

[placid sail]

look for your wife on 4chan, you're gonna have a lot of common topics, and she's certainly gonna be a decent human being

[abstract path]

Who?

[placid sail]

yes yes

[pastel quartz]

my wife which I grew up with

[abstract path]

Really??!

[narrow lotus]

I mean real af, why tf would u go there for dating

[pastel quartz]

oh I have to go

[strong eagle]

Godfrey? What he doing here? Isnt he supposed to receive his own fiefdom in Wales because of the laws of Engerlond?

Had to

[abstract path]

You better tell me when you get back

[narrow lotus]

Not insane but probably full of themselves most of the time

[glad carbon]

its like sitting down with a random mf at a coffee shop

no one does that!!!

[narrow lotus]

If you pay 5-8 euros per coffee a day you either rich or you have no obligations yet

Fuck that

[tulip ravine]

Godfrey mint guy yanno

[tulip ravine]

Anyway

ENGLAND NUMBER ONE

ENGLAND ENGLAND NUMBER ONE

[strong eagle]

(In alcohol related domestic abuse)

[narrow lotus]

Damn , cashier during the day, pimp during the night

Pog

[placid sail]

protip for maidenless brainfarters: when in an elevator with a grill, sniff her hair and whisper "you smell good today"

[tulip ravine]

Not my fault lad

[placid sail]

instant hit

[tulip ravine]

Told the Mrs to not get mouthy

Then she smacked me one

[quaint ore]

Yeah it is a hit

a hit with a restraining order

[narrow lotus]

Arrested speedrun

[strong eagle]

That's a protip for getting tased in the nutsack.

[glad carbon]

🫳 🫙

[strong eagle]

Dumbass.

[dreamy flax]

mr.chaplain, your new nickname is Shawna

[tulip ravine]

Nahh that’s when your comfortable with your partner tha

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Beowulf

[tulip ravine]

Funny to do shit like that but when your with em

[quaint ore]

bruh

I got a cringe ass black girl name

[tulip ravine]

Man like Shawna

Yes my g

My gangsta wys big man

[quaint ore]

Waz up my politically incorrect racial epithets

[dreamy flax]

mr.chaplain, your new nickname is Shock

[quaint ore]

now

that's better

[placid sail]

I am glad to see that brainfart is not as retarded as some claim it to be

good job lads

[strong eagle]

xelA.
Rename this mf'er to "Duchy Apologist"

[quaint ore]

Which duchy

[quaint ore]

New pfp acquired

[strong eagle]

You know which one.

[quaint ore]

You mean the Union state of Belarus, Lithuania and Ukraine?

[strong eagle]

It's just Lithuania.

That is the grand Duchy of Lithuania.

[quaint ore]

I know my own history

[pastel quartz]

I am done distributing pachete de pomana

[quaint ore]

but whenever I try to claim GDL as Lithuanian a mysterious belarussian called litvinist will appear and will fuck my brains out

[tidal trellis]

oh

[strong eagle]

Guh?

[pastel quartz]

What is this abstract art

[strong eagle]

Lithuania, before Moscow.

[pastel quartz]

I see so old Lithuania was art

[quaint ore]

Lithuania before Muscovia became a thing

Novgorod>>>>>Muscovia

[uncut obsidian]

oi strig oi

[pastel quartz]

wadup

[strong eagle]

The only thing I know about that time was from that one YouTube video where a Lithuanian ultranationalist rants about how benevolent the Grand Duchy was towards the Slavs, with Warband music in the background.

[pastel quartz]

aren't lithuanians also slavs

[strong eagle]

Of all things.

[strong eagle]

No they are Baltic.

[pastel quartz]

to this day I still don't know if I'm slav or baltic myself

[strong eagle]

Where u from?

Then

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-chad-giga-chad-gif-26201889

[quaint ore]

OH THAT ONE

I know the exact fucking video

[strong eagle]

Romanians.... Are themselves.

[pastel quartz]

suddenly I feel very discriminated and excluded

[quaint ore]

@strong eagle The fucking new yorker talking baltic history is cursed af

[strong eagle]

This sum unhinged shit.

This new Racism game?

[quaint ore]

Eastern european racism

[prisma quiver]

Faneto

[abstract path]

You're abstract art

sorry

[prisma quiver]

Sexual harrassment

Off to the mines

[abstract path]

What mines?

[tidal trellis]

cobalt mines