#🎪bruh-fart
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what does he mean by that 
try not to mention hitler in online discussion challenge
All roads lead to hitler
fucking hell
all roads lead to mute
the illusion of free will
aloo corii
she beat you at arm wrestling or whhat?
and the funny !lockdown
In terms of what he did in ww2? Yeah he was a cunt, in terms of how he brought Germany from inflation into a superpower? And still is considered one of the greatest speakers to ever live? I can somewhat respect that 🤷♂️
sounds like she beat him up

@uncut obsidian it's gonna shit to leave because the visa/passports are black listed
Brought back from inflation? He just put a new currency in had 3 years of some sensible economic policies but then slowly ruined german economy of the time
which visa/passports
I think respect should end when the person overall is a net negative for the world
Cori, close the beartrap, cut the rope, detonate the mine
By reporting him for politics 
RU mainly to even leave the country no?
unless you wanna break a fuckton of int'l laws

I gotta go to the store to buy my microplastics and aspertame
no, that's made up, it's only some eu countries that don't allow ru tourists anymore
ah
they still give out visas to russians to canada
just takes from 3 months up to a year
u need to drink plastic shavings. put plastic in ur water.
dont forget to get some lead paint for the garage and some coal for ur furnace
also there's a thing where when you do the transtion of citzenship to get locked out of one country and be rejected by the other
There is already plastic in the water stupid
dont forget he turned the entire country into meth addicts
There is plastic in new born babies
more
Fun fact; Russians tried to buy body armor and helmets from my grandmas plant lol
Meth is mint
MORE
it can happen to the US native trying to change to a different country for residence
your grandma produces body armor?
Yeah
And your grandma wouldnt sell it to them, so they went to the front in cardboard plates
tf you mean
thats what she knits
once you give up previous (us citzenship) and you get rejected or timed out on the other one
you're fucked
💀
what the fuck is a Grandmas plant
Where she works
Nuclear granny
Cactus
She makes body armor and helmets
And yeah they got a email from confirmed Russians trying to buy some
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did they email her with a state email or smth
Idk
All I know is she said it was official
fucking hoth apparently?
shoulda told em to come in person then shot them all in the head
Well funnily enough
They might of done
madi hows the bike traffic
it's still winter
there's no bikes
temperature will rise next week

They saw men hanging around the staff only areas where no one really should be apart from staff
become the one cyclist
And apparently this isn’t the first time since you know what started
would have been so funny if your grandma was responsible for arresting russian assets on british soil
i dropped my phone now it has a cool VHS filter
W
its her assets tho
or do you mean one frame after selling it to Russians she would insta confiscate? 
Get the bank account and ring
why would you give up existing citizenship before getting a new one
Hello you want body armor insurance
Then what would Cori possibly mean by “selling” human assets 
Im am mentally unwell 
there's a moment it can fuck up because I think there's a thing that got passed that dual citzenship needs like certain conditions otherwise you will have to give up one for the other
cannibal wtf
and shit can happen
3rd grade reading comprehension
selling organs n shit
it's kinda
fucked up there's no back up when that happens
you become s t a t e l e s s
OoooooOOoooOo
we are in Gamma server, literacy is optional
He forgot
forgor
Forgor
durrhuurr
yo, forgor
fuckin goofy noises
guys, look this pic
and with that i shall leave you all
repost but still epic
but i will leave you with a song about a japanese penguin having to leave his comfort zone
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- 布団の中から出たくない
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ok bye funny german lady
longest fucking nv scope for the SVD
its a banger song
tempted to see if they're willing to trade my "custom" rebuilt for something
they didn't have that
why are these plushies so fucking bad quality
then order it online
cori shut up
made on temu
okay see you in 16 hours
I love the bay area bus lines
the boy area
you'd visit if it was called that
the font's fault
Literellty true
Up for sale is a used Ibanez GAX 75 in pewter grey. The D-Tuner is preset to drop the pitch one whole step to allow the player to switch to drop D tuning on the fly without the need for fine tuning. the guitar plays great and has some wear and a paint chip in the back as pictured, othe...
found the one I am looking at
we aren the bay area thoo
i know lil sacramento fella
ah okay so that little dangley bit on the bottom is to downtune without actually tunin
how does this work
it's that not little tbh
oh
what's the reason to downtune?
right usually it's E
with that thingy that mean you'll have standard E A D G B e and then flick that little switch it's change E bass string to D
for that darker
deeper
tone
I wonder if you already tune to D it can go to C
😮
Soundgarden's Chris Cornell wrote this tune in 1994. It is a hauntingly beautiful work and I just wanted to figure it out as a solo guitar piece.
me
KMac beloveded shitposter muso
he a ytber?
he's taking the piss on this one
26-07-23 - Epilogue AKA TAAGN part 2
Well, here we are. The end of the Djune/Djuly project. It's been fun working on this over the last couple of months.
This song was made as a sequel to a certain popular video on this channel so I hope it fits as the final puzzle piece. Thanks for listening and checking out the project.
btw. do you know how to wire pickups?
yes
series or parallel?
depends what tone you want

cool, didn't know you can experiment
do you know how these are wired internally?
god
each dot is a ferrite core with a coil, iirc
Wtf does each of that mean
Working on one right now 
aye
Strats are the most copied
and the nice bit is the pickgaurd/plate makes it easy
providing the routing on the body is good
they did great on that
Modularty 
I have a whole box of old relays which I gutted for their coils. I've already made a 1 string electric "guitar" and it really works well, now putting together a full 6 string set with maybe 3 banks of pickups
Looks pretty
5 pickups, 8 strings 
Made In Abyss vol 1 and 2 arrived
Meow?

good ending (it didn't come and didn't wash away the rain)
Anyone in this chat rn

Anyone here rn
What that
gn bz 
Me
arent u gai
STAY IN THE FUCKING BOX!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!
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Maybe if i take more drugs this happens
almost
yeah, started it again cause monster was too much effort rn
almost true
i love how they don't even try to actually escape, they climb on top and wait to get thrown back
Bro started getting out the lube
not giving her nipples is a bit of a crime tho
metronxp, your new nickname is Womans
Happy womans day folks
hello female
Hello everybody my name is markiplier
no it's miku
Oh sorry
My day fr
Hello everybody my name is markiplier
What's a woman
What's mean worse?
Hello markiplier my name is miku
Hello miku, streets round here call me Nasty Bob
DAMN!!!!!!!!
Pull up
What
skinwalker
i ain't going to barber any time soon, only stylist maybe
Dick cock simulator

Get takis dust all over your fingers
And then put them up your nose
I prefer pringles dust, limited but high quality
use cold water
that's the point of cold showers dingus
for my own health, apparently to my doctor, I need to stay away from submerging myself in cold ass water. Something regarding my pnemuthorax or something idk but yeah
¯_(ツ)_/¯
fake news
and I don't wanna undergo intense surgery so yeah
improve your body's immunity
not how it works
society's refuse
that's what I meant yes
whoa, cool
so is it just the shock meaning generally you should remain calm?
that's collapsed lung or smth?
idk rlly, I can partake in physical activities again but submerging myself in cold water is a no go
can't they just blow you up like a balloon?
thats for when doctors need to intervene if it doesn't naturally heal on its own
they stick a tube into you
ye, we practiced that in first aid related to overpressure injury. you gotta stick a fat syringe inbetween the ribs
weird how human body is just that fragile
both fragile and sometimes stupidly sturdy
oh yeah, also true 
yuh
some guy gets a particle bundle accelerated through his head, frying half his brain, and goes "ah I'm okay", and the other slips on a soap in the shower and fucking dies
eitherway I'm a unusual case either way, being born prematurely 
hello cia agent
bussing
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what is that
Hi
that's gordon freeman
no thats me
she/them tiddies
obligatory freeman posting
i won't show you mine
not a good thjng
you did this to yourself cori
how much radiation do they have
please god let this be real
I'll take them off you for 5 bucks
3.6 roentgen
not great not terrible
I'll take it
Deepwoken players are down bad 😭
nuh uh photoshop
deepwoken sucks fuck you
I'm not even reading it
physics is real yes dw
roblox + good = not works
Parent simulator roleplay
I love physics
I'm gonna assume you're just trying to piss me off for the sake that I stop seeing your messages for the rest of time
No roblox just sucks ass idk what to tell you
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why do you say deepwoken doesn't suck but then you say roblox in general sucks
Roblox is a barely moderated platform which is 90% kids, deepwoken is the only game which is not just kids
Also the only game on roblox that's actually enjoyable for more than 10 hours
no you're right it's kids who have a superiority complex
my bad
yes and that
Also don't know why you're getting pressed over me saying deepwoken is the only good game on roblox
No game is decent
they should make their own game or smth
They should
because it's not good :3
some do
You likely just have a skill issue tbh
hello Ivan sorry for ignoring you
shame on you john
Just once though
Shame.
I already feel plenty of shame
For being romanian
yours doesn't really increase the pile
I can't feel shame towards something I can't change
No but I can shove it in your face
:)
Just start a new save
hope you don't mind taking you with me
we go toghetha
and everyone else who sees this sowwy
he's gonna rip your jaw off brother
Mogmaster 1977
you gen alpha terms don't stop him
I'm not gen alpha
The fact i'm born in the zone which determines where you are gen alpha or gen z
Obv
hes doing it with enough braincells to say it ironically
Mb mb
OH SKBIDID DOP DOP bip dip skibidi gman from skibidi toilet gymmaxxing looksmaxxing mogger skibidi rizz gyatt fanum tax
That good enough?
what the rizz?1.1?1
kys
🤝
i heard the liberals are gonna implement a skibidi tax that scales with every gyatt you see in a year
I've already arranged that if you'll look a little bit above this
Don't let fanum find out about this, he'll tax you.
damn, that's bananas
bastards wanna tax my rizz godamn liberals
nah, I'd lose.
the liberals... they have begun developing thighs of gyatt destruction!!!!!!!
It's enough
rizzed this channel so hard it's going to ohio...
I've got a game theory
this is a certified sewage system of cleaveland moment
what if ham is the reason josta hates brainfart
Certified Boston Molasses flood classic
man idc whats keeping josta out just make sure he stays out
ham is our pitbull and josta is the baby
im too retarded for josta
that's what I'm saying
someone of such a caliber of buzzkill simply cannot survive in a ecosytem like brainfart
this is why you keep me around
you're the embodiment of brain rot
I dont keep you around
if it was up to me you would be eviscerated
its ironic though trust me i am totally mentally sound 
that's liquid
now where's gas snake
which I'm assuming actually exists
knowing how insane metal gear solid lore is
goop snake
Hello fish
Why are you fish
idk
weren't you hatsune miku yesterday
I was
crisp nice 240p quality there
my ants enjoyed your meme
ultra HD 4K
you dont even react to my meme you asswhipe
you regain the nutrients from you nut
is it even a meme, it's a cut of metal gear cutscene
also from nutting
holy shit thats hot
neuron activation
gyattdamn
Less urbanized countries be like
man you need to stop changing your names and pfps every time I come in here my rection is usually "who tf are these people"
this place still stinks
oh wait nvm I know all of you
This is the main reason I keep the [Sean] in my username, people get confused otherwise.
im guessing this isnt My ivan
you may live another day 👍
лошара
Brainfart exile squared
Bilinguals simply get banned 
people with surgery to split the tongue in 2?
yup
@placid sail, happy women's day! 💐
Brainshart
fake
no wemen in brainfart
like you
You can but it also can be deadly
why the fuck would you want to surgically cut your tongue in half
what are these people on
it's hot
It's hot but really harmful
and you can do some crazy stuff with a split tongue
you're a degen your opinion doesn't count
Like?
idk check some pr0n site
I'd rather have a longer tongue then a split one :p
Why not both 
So
and 
look at this shit it's like you gain an extra hand
It looks scary :<
it's only weird until you get used to it just like with everything else
homosexuality was weird as fuck 20 years ago now it's "normal"
you're all just clueless

Ok, get pregnant man reacted 
homosexuality and split tongue are completely different things
Real
you don't get born with your tongue split in half, you do it on purpose
you don't like men on purpose
pavlo do you think that gae is a choice
yeah
so true, rip van winkle speaks the truth
shoot me
thanks
now with actual bullets and not gifs
hire a hitman
tell him to destroy that twink
you arent worth throwing away that much money
He would have to kill all of russia with that description
problem?
No 
exactly
It's an investment
mwadi I feel like I might have offended you a few times by now
I promise it wasnt on purpose pls forgive me 
What
How
Why are you apologizing
Strigoi turn off the cancel culture mindset
I don't use social media I'm uncancellable
just wanna make sure I'm cool with my boy 
Same
I don't use that shit
rough test.
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vile polish creatura
thanks
what have you done to poor myshinka, why is she a gae robot now
Hi everyone
This file path haunts me to this day
I used to mod the shit out of source games
I used to play a ton of wcs servers on cs:source
happy girl day or whatever
🅱️
Good choice
Play the co-op campaign on insane 
reforged 😈
Die
the original is better
Just die
Literally nothing else just perish
L
your still exiled?
уже почти месяц здесь
i ate it
has been in brainfart since november 2023
lol
serving a life sentince
not life sentence
a request to be permanently exiled

so i asked for it myself and i got what i wanted
Alooo
Hello Charon
What did u grab
Unfortunate
U going hungry then
eat ze fish sandwich now
Oh okay
yes
mm
I’ll elf post
Even worse
serbian ass cafe in the middle of moscow
Lmao
even with serbian music and customers
That’s you fr
I'd give you a spare chicken thigh in pita
buy you're approximately on the other side of the planet
so yeah, sucks to suck
i ate, now its time for midday nap
based
already had mine
hear me out
never trust a elf
I have never taken a nap
nah schoolchildren don't need a nap time
what would absolutely every school in the world benefit from
is the study time not starting at fucking 3 am
I hate elves so much
thats what maths periods are for
or some other fucked up time when poor children are still asleep
I’ve never studied in my entire life other then first grade
Cause they stopped teaching us important things
it shows
I don’t even know how to write cursive
Fuck you

you don't really need cursive in modern time
unless you live in Bangladesh, the amount of times when you have to write something by hand is gonna be fewer and fewer
My boss just told me to make my name look like cursive 
sign with a rick and morty simplified sketch then you mongoloid
i always make up it up anytime i have to sign something
ok bud
kids these days smh
when I was your age, I was sentenced to the cursive mines for the whole summer
calm down grandpa, dont overexert yourself, your back still hasnt recovered after the pc case

busy is 850 years old, he cannot be drafted
True
says Falco
Falco asked who’s you when god came around
with his heart barely able to keep on pumping
falco personally remembers arguing with ea-nasir
Busy was holding the camera to make the video
nope
yep
you absolute breadless sandwich falco
You are lucky to be 30 000 years old then if ww3 ever starts
wait how it will be sandwich without bread?
exactly
if its breadless then its not a sandwich
Will it sandwich
@placid sail, do you know him? he lived at the same time period as your youth
That is the question
bro not only you arrived late to the meme, your delivery is bland again, stop embarassing me in front of the gang like that
mesopotamia isnt a civilization its a region, sumeria is a civilization that existed on mesopotamia
nerd alert
Nerd
damn busy i didnt know you were so mean 
I tolerate little rascals going after my ass all the time, but bad attempts get zero mercy

cook my ass good or prepare to die
True fr
delight is what remains of pavlo after every L was boiled out of him, all those bad jokes coalesced into a single entity
nuh uh its uro'ey
omw
indeed
Of course you would

nice
man, that's some fucking good pleskavica
true
free food
I love pleskavica
if it's free it's free idc
Ok bottom
ok
o
but also you say that, and your only ever diss on me is saying haha bobr bober kurwa haha 0/10 man get new material already, you know you can do it
haha bobr bober kurwa haha
oh okay
damn that bobr is so angry
Car
boring, actually get new material at this point
you have a day off?
yup
congrats on the transition
national holiday and shit
Congrats on the transition bro

did it before Madi
hii busie
Wait sorry, congrats on the transition sister
like susie but 🅱️
Reminds me of MLK day
He took one for the team
car
(no school)
may falco strike your ass
busie
you escaped the purge once
says the one who blocks to avoid getting cyberbullied
you wont escape it again
more like thrice

escaped?
i got murdered
@livid plover алё 🤙🏻
you got muted for like 2 days
what did he do?
not you dumb fuck

so i didn't escape
thanks Alex
may you be rejected from brainfart
Cat burrito
that gives me an idea with my cat
even though busy can be smart, sometimes he can't see past his own irony
I could go for one rn
thanks bro
copious amounts of memeg
Never had a burrito so idk
I never had many things so yeah
exactly, I want better from him because I know he is capable of it, I'm genuinely not annoyed by the bobr thing, it's just boring already
i only had homemade burritos
Why
Why yes I am paki
I never had burritos either
Your all weird
never had tacos
Says u

I’m the most sane person here
Is your weirdness meter determined by who ate burritos

Nuh uh, I'm the most normal here
tell him that it's the same as using foot fetish jokes on him
No
no, i want violance 
True
I don't want peace
will celebrate friday via playing lan with da bois
I want PROBLEMS ALWAYS






