🎪bruh-fart

[glad carbon]

since its a blackops

[final cedar]

Wolverines! -> Defend Burger Town

[prisma quiver]

Whats it called

The new one

[glad carbon]

cold war?

[prisma quiver]

That's not new

[glad carbon]

mw2023?

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/b1ycS.gif

[prisma quiver]

Yall made me think they are working on a new bo

[glad carbon]

they are

its the 2024 release

[prisma quiver]

It's cold war?

[glad carbon]

black ops gulf war

[quartz ridge]

banger animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvwrcObv794

[prisma quiver]

Oh alr

[final cedar]

What are some nice cold war conspiracy shooters?

[glad carbon]

wym

[final cedar]

BO never really scratched that itch

[glad carbon]

black ops cold war was alright but you right

it didn't do enough

what about uhh

world in conflict or whatever

[final cedar]

some "black op defending freedom through unethical means" spy shit

[glad carbon]

thats an RTS but its got that cold war shit

[final cedar]

[abstract path]

@broken topaz Happy womens day :3

[glad carbon]

mgsv

[final cedar]

right

we need more mgs

[glad carbon]

oh right

battlefield

thats a good one

[final cedar]

or rather: more tactical espionage action games

oh yeah, bad company

[glad carbon]

bf3 kind feels like that

[quartz ridge]

oyu guys should

[glad carbon]

not cold war tho

[final cedar]

and vietnam

[quartz ridge]

listen to the cut audio

for the washington momnuemtn in mw2w

[glad carbon]

more modern but it def has that espionage shooter feel for the later bits

[quartz ridge]

they made it so if you took too long you could hear the guy on the radio get more desperate

and then the monumentr gets overrun

[oblique spire]

shits actually sad

mfs send in 2 a-10s and both get shot down

then a t-72 or sum shit kills a lobby full of civies iirc

[glad carbon]

@final cedar theres def not enough cold war era games

[final cedar]

The whole destructible environment gave bad company 2 so much bonus points

that heli scene when you get shot down by a rpg? I'll never forget how cool that was first time

[deep topaz]

battlefield used to be about completely destructible playfields

that's what made it so awesome compared to COD

then they turned it into cod with 2042

[glad carbon]

2042 couldve been so good with modern tech and leveloutions

omfg i loved the hardline crane one

even tho it was minor compared to 4's

theres no level changing in 2042

the map is just the map

cant open new paths or close tunnels or anything

not even ieds or nothing

[prisma quiver]

I still play bf4

[deep topaz]

nuh uh there's a single radio mast that can fall off a skyscraper in that one mission

[prisma quiver]

The good old ied quad

[deep topaz]

so it has levelution

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bBQTW.gif

[glad carbon]

oh wait theres also that uhh

scrap ship

that yo ucan use a winch to open a wall or two

[deep topaz]

revolutionary

[glad carbon]

maybe expose an obj a little more

[oblique spire]

surely a video

i dont remember the part you speak of

[glad carbon]

@final cedar did you ever finish bf3

the ending was so sick

crazy comparing that one to 4

its like a crazy drop off on storytelling quality

[oblique spire]

bf4 was mid i cant lie

bf3 was better frfr

[glad carbon]

bf4 launch was worse than 2042

but the end result of 4 is better than the end result of 2042

[quartz ridge]

bad company 2

instant recognistion

[deep topaz]

bad company 2 will never be dethroned

[glad carbon]

the battlefield 3 nuke scene is crazy

[quartz ridge]

the itnro mission i still dont understand

[craggy wigeon]

Gulfvwar

My internet is so bad

[glad carbon]

@quartz ridge black ops gulf war might release to gamepass

since activision got bought out by microsoft

might be worth playing it on there when it drops if its real

[deep topaz]

they'd never put their cash cow on a sub plan

[glad carbon]

idk man

[quartz ridge]

hmmm

[deep topaz]

they need retention, not just people buying one month of pass and then dropping it

[quartz ridge]

kid named xbox game pass

[oblique spire]

the only cod games i have faith in now

is treyarch

[quartz ridge]

codes in disxord gifts

[glad carbon]

10 people playing it on gamepass means some cash cows getting introduced to it

[oblique spire]

do yall reckon gulf war will be gas or trash

[deep topaz]

i assume any new cod is garbage

they need to prove otherwise

[oblique spire]

Treyarch did

with cold war

[deep topaz]

that was four years ago man

[oblique spire]

and that was treyarchs last cod iirc

Vanguard's main devs were sledgehammer iirc

We gotta let treyarch cook

[prisma quiver]

Letem cook

[glad carbon]

honestly i think cod would benefit from not releasing a cod every year

[prisma quiver]

True

[glad carbon]

just have treyarch work on a cod for like 3-4 years

[oblique spire]

yes

[glad carbon]

so its not some slop paid skin store

[oblique spire]

Minimum 2 years

[glad carbon]

i want a cod that has a good campaign that isnt just 2 hours long

[oblique spire]

which thats why im also somewhat excited for cod 2024

because treyarch hasnt made one in years

[glad carbon]

i want another mw2 with spec ops missions and shit

[oblique spire]

so hopefully

[oblique spire]

legit tho

[glad carbon]

idk about 2024 cod

[glad carbon]

dont forget

tracks me down because i didnt pay him for the cradle of life
kills me

[pale ingot]

dude i have to play cruelty squad lmao that shits bananas

[inland jackal]

what does that reference

[oblique spire]

Mannn i forgot how good the old spec ops missions were

[pale ingot]

Cruelty Squad

[oblique spire]

I still have 2 uncompleted MW2 missions because they require 2 people

[inland jackal]

juggernaut mission is

[oblique spire]

which one

[inland jackal]

the one where you kill 10 with explosives

[oblique spire]

that ones ez

[glad carbon]

@oblique spire dont forget the wide world of mw2 custom maps

[oblique spire]

wait whar

[glad carbon]

@pale ingot also cruelty squad has custom maps

[pale ingot]

ok i gotta peep it

[glad carbon]

https://crus.cc/

[oblique spire]

whar

[pale ingot]

i might buy cruelty squad later today honestly

[glad carbon]

it was some iw4x shit

but there was some story missions people made

[oblique spire]

ah i see

also funny frog man

[glad carbon]

ohhh my bad

googling says it was cod4

not mw2

[oblique spire]

You have MW2 right

it was someone in here that had it

[glad carbon]

yeah

[oblique spire]

the OG one?

[glad carbon]

both

[oblique spire]

Surely we eventually duo the OG spec ops missions

specifically the ones that require 2 ppl

[glad carbon]

sure

[oblique spire]

on veteran

i must complete my collection

[glad carbon]

im gonna go shower

i feel dry

[oblique spire]

real

[fallow trellis]

watching the core right now, italy got destroyed
im confused this is suppose to be a disaster movie

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1213923961503613019/2957713312_a05cc69c96_b.jpg?ex=65f73dca&is=65e4c8ca&hm=566e7cd72cdf84f1f45d239124b5cc80dcd4f01e48d29037e72e29cf90618b83&

fish i think

[placid sail]

попался, русский

[tidal trellis]

I awake hello

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-frieren-gif-10044897682230359408

[tidal trellis]

EW elf

[tulip ravine]

Hello

Good morning

[eager igloo]

Just for you

[tidal trellis]

What am I looking at

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-test-mr-black-mr-white-helicopter-cia-pizza-gif-22374741

huner

[solar obsidian]

poland lore

[solar obsidian]

islands?

[tidal trellis]

Oh okay

[tulip ravine]

Delight

My man

[tulip ravine]

ASCII art on top :3

[inland jackal]

hydro are you on pc

[tulip ravine]

Not rn

Why

[inland jackal]

nvm then

whos on pc rn

[tulip ravine]

I will be in a min

[river robin]

He’s going to start his pc so he can zerk off

[inland jackal]

p!exile

[river robin]

That’s why he’s gonna be on it

[tulip ravine]

As we make our great escapeeee

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/897498006767669309/1154365107288158218/ezgif-1-7e71d4456d.gif

[tulip ravine]

So babyyy don’t worryyy

Even if the sky is falling down

What a tune

[inland jackal]

safe and sound

is that the song

[tulip ravine]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6cmm1LMvZdB5zsCwX5BjqE?si=ftaTfPrvRamcV6dua2XHJw&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A1MrVyryuyo3AivB6B3XnCG

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njvA03rMHx4

also has
"even if the sky is falling down" part

[eager igloo]

Alexposting hours

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-owo-moment-lil-cat-face-sousou-no-frieren-gif-1322415692904155350

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-10687208952168920275

[inland jackal]

do terraria zombie

[fading shuttle]

no

[inland jackal]

alex are you on pc rn

[fading shuttle]

just got home

[inland jackal]

hop on

[fading shuttle]

why

[inland jackal]

for funni

[fading shuttle]

no

[inland jackal]

yes

[river robin]

He wants you to start your pc just like hydro, who started his pc to zerk off

[stone blade]

Literally me

[fading shuttle]

i cant zerk rn

[river robin]

Sounds like something someone who was zerkin would say

[stone blade]

matched with a 26 year old on tinder and that bitch asked me if I'm a kinky guy

[tulip ravine]

Can I bounce my computer off your skull

[stone blade]

[tulip ravine]

And

[river robin]

I would win

[stone blade]

and...idk

[inland jackal]

you shouldve said yes

[fading shuttle]

Are you

[tulip ravine]

Experiment fam

[stone blade]

Good question

[fading shuttle]

You gotta answer her bro

[stone blade]

I did

[tulip ravine]

Worst case scenario

[inland jackal]

he said pashol ti nahui

[tulip ravine]

You run out the room crying

[stone blade]

nono

[river robin]

Tell her you like bionicles and that you’ll make her eat eggs

[stone blade]

we say that only when I greet people

[tulip ravine]

Ivan

Tell her you play league

[solar obsidian]

who up starting they pc rn

[stone blade]

started mine 10 minutes ago

so I guess me

[inland jackal]

we say mamu ti jebem for greets

[tulip ravine]

I’m starting my engine man

My engine is RUNNING

[stone blade]

I dont.

[tulip ravine]

Ok average league player

[stone blade]

we say К'во стаа педал

[river robin]

Code words for zerkin. Definitely zerkin off

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle can confirm

[fading shuttle]

He quit

[stone blade]

Not that you idiot

[tulip ravine]

What is your strange obsession with other guys and zerkin off

[fading shuttle]

Only plays binding of Isaac now

[tulip ravine]

Till what fuckin next week

[stone blade]

the other thing alex

[inland jackal]

mine means i wish your mother recovers soon

[river robin]

Why you gotta make it weird bro

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-cat-eyebrow-cat-meme-sus-dwayne-johnson-gif-14343467910353677310

[tulip ravine]

It is weird fan

[stone blade]

mine means I wish you get many flowers

[tulip ravine]

[fading shuttle]

My lawyer has advised I not speak about that

[river robin]

Yeah that was on purpose

[stone blade]

pussy

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-vào-mặt-cái-cám-bonk-anime-bonk-meme-bonk-dog-gif-26069974

[solar obsidian]

the zone has fallen

billions will bleed out

[inland jackal]

i heard burners actually stop bleeding

[tulip ravine]

LOOK BACK AND Watch me smack thattt

Holy shit I haven’t heard this for years

[stone blade]

alex is correct rn I play isaac and warface only

[river robin]

Isaac is a fun game but Edmunds sense of humor is retarded and undeveloped.

[stone blade]

haha piss

haha shit

[river robin]

Haha dead babies haha

[stone blade]

haha

true

[river robin]

Haha look abortion haha

Perpetually-stuck-in-highschool humor

[inland jackal]

@stone blade happy 8th march

[fading shuttle]

Yes

[stone blade]

do I look like a woman

[fading shuttle]

A bit

[stone blade]

alex stfu

[inland jackal]

real

[river robin]

Yes

[stone blade]

okay maybe from the back I do

[inland jackal]

we saw that hair of yours

[stone blade]

I know

many of you have

[tulip ravine]

BRING ON SATURDAY UTFT

[inland jackal]

hydro was the machine started

[tulip ravine]

Yes

It’s started

[river robin]

It’s funny…, they’re chanting together… but they’re so bad at speaking their own language that you can’t tell what they’re saying.

The english

I mean

[inland jackal]

press windows key type cmd and press enter

[tulip ravine]

It’s our language fam your the one speaking it strange

[river robin]

I said it was yours….
Apparently the Brit’s can’t read either.

Noted

[tulip ravine]

Exactly so we can’t be speaking it wrong

So it must be yous speaking it wrong

Also dialect is a big things here

Like

10 mins down the road people speak English completely different to how I speak it

[river robin]

I don’t slur my words like I’m missing half my teeth because I’m not missing half my teeth.
I’d rather not be English

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jHfY0dDZxA

[river robin]

The Irish get a pass because if we didn’t give them one they would car bomb us.

Somehow.
Even though we are across the sea

But the Brit’s?
More like the shits

[tulip ravine]

Fun fact, uk has a higher dental health index then most

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-meme-british-american-gif-25444423

[tulip ravine]

Strange considering they actually have worse dental health then us

And not even by a small amount

[river robin]

Yeah because you guys need it, can’t take care of yourself. It’s why you need better dentists.

[solar obsidian]

kinda, honestly

if u were facing ur back i'd probably assume so

[robust cove]

Yeah, your ass is huge dude

[stone blade]

thanks

[river robin]

Bro….

[tulip ravine]

By that logic the yanks need the best lipo 🤔

[robust cove]

Duuuuudeeeee........

[tulip ravine]

Also the nhs is goated

It’s mad that Boris was supposedly selling it to the yanks at one point

That woulda went horribly if he tried

[river robin]

Stereotypes have some basis of truth.
Google British teeth.
Anyways, source on “we have better dental care” because you’ve just said nothing

The British are globally renowned for having shit teeth

[tulip ravine]

That’s what you think 🤔

Lad I live here I’ve seen about 2 people who actually have horrible teeth

Anyway gotta go

Picking up banners for the footy

Less gooooo

[river robin]

No don’t go yet.
Keep arguing my bad faith argument

Stay and let me fuck with you.

[tulip ravine]

You won’t do anything you little helmet

Right gotta go now the guys getting pissy at me

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/false-teeth-teeth-falling-off-gif-10719090

[river robin]

British teeth!

[tulip ravine]

Just rang me again to tell me to leave it till this afternoon

Fucking cunt

Reet anyway guess I don’t have to go anymore

[river robin]

Good

[tulip ravine]

Anyway ryry what you been up to like

[river robin]

No clue what you’re talking about but the inconvenience means I have a reason to say good

Uh

[tulip ravine]

This past week

[river robin]

Job search

[tulip ravine]

Wym job search

Thought you woulda be headhunted or somet ngl

[river robin]

What the fuck you mean what do I mean

Nah job market in the US is terrible.

Most jobs are either dead end, or ask for multiple years of experience…

[tulip ravine]

Ironically I got a graduate role offer in america

I heard your job benefits suck

Like here we get minimum 28 days holiday and sick days on top of that, employer fills out your taxes for you and shit

[river robin]

That’s more a problem with insurance being ass over here than it is with job benefits

Yeah we get fuck all

Unless it’s a government job. They get more.

[tulip ravine]

Don’t get why you’d pay health insurance

Like here

Everyone just pays a little bit out of their payslip

And everyone gets access to the NHS

(Granted going private now is actually better for a lot of things)

[tulip ravine]

But you still have that option

I think I pay like

[river robin]

I have to go to bed.
I’m not going to regale you on the long history of the corporatization of health benefits in the United States following the Second World War.

[dreamy flax]

:flag_pl: Polish (polski)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

dick

[tulip ravine]

I mean isn’t that just America for you anyway

Suck as much money out the people as possible and still try to get them to believe they have it better compared to everyone else

[craggy wigeon]

One dick, jeden chuj

[dreamy flax]

:flag_sk: Slovak (slovenčina)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

one

[river robin]

Okay so… it’s like… during the Second World War, limits on wages were put into place to make the job market less competitive in order to keep necessary industries running, because there was a labor shortage as everyone was off fighting and they didn’t want people moving around in the workforce simply because better wages.
So, since companies couldn’t offer to pay more… they offered other things. Sign on bonuses that were gifts, commonly brand new tv sets as even the most basic of those were still expensive back then, and more importantly they also offered health insurance.

Except it never ended for the insurance. That stayed. Sign on gifts are rare nowadays, besides cash, but the insurance stuff stayed.

And it kinda progressed from there

[inland jackal]

we need a lockdown

[river robin]

What

No

Fuck Iedy and his lockdowns he can suck a fat one.

[fading shuttle]

listen ok, the next lockdown is gonna be funny

[inland jackal]

alex would be the greatest mod ever

[fading shuttle]

the last ones werent, but trust me, THIS ONE will be THE ONE

[inland jackal]

daily lockdowns

[fading shuttle]

i will create a bot that locks down brainfart every 2 minutes

[river robin]

Laissez-faire

[fading shuttle]

how dare you speak french at me

[river robin]

There’s no English term for it besides “free market” but brainfart isn’t a market

So French is what you get

[craggy wigeon]

brainfart isn't free

[river robin]

Never said it was.

Simply said it should be

[craggy wigeon]

nuke france

[river robin]

Miku for president

[craggy wigeon]

hell yeah i should be

[solar obsidian]

[robust cove]

Zajebiście w chuj

[inland jackal]

bonjour

[inland jackal]

W

[uncut obsidian]

clownie exiled? How

[river robin]

Long story

[robust cove]

Surprised?

[river robin]

One day I’ll be free…. And never actually leave anyways.

So there won’t be a difference. At least I won’t be this disgusting shade of pink anymore

[robust cove]

The flesh colour

[river robin]

The fuck you mean flesh

[uncut obsidian]

that's more brown-ish than pink

[river robin]

No?

[inland jackal]

skin color under inflamation

[stone blade]

hi

[inland jackal]

hi

[uncut obsidian]

WHERE'S IVAN

WHERE DID YOU TAKE HIM

WHERE'S THE ALO

[inland jackal]

@stone blade hit it

[stone blade]

madi

are you perhaps special

[glad carbon]

guys are you ready for august

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589519755615010828/1215563061755248640/scrunt.mp4?ex=65fd3451&is=65eabf51&hm=e406f37e6c5ed46dcba71395ab9c152361711ec1a037e8896893b719f6d74e38&

[stone blade]

alo

[stone blade]

we should bring back bullying tho

[solar obsidian]

look at this channel for example

[uncut obsidian]

oh hello ivan wherr hae you been

I mean alo

[prisma quiver]

https://medal.tv/games/ror-2/clips/1ZFE7XQk9iFNym/d13370FhAiYw?invite=cr-MSwyd2YsNDgwODEyNSw

Actual sensory overload

[stone blade]

at your mums

WHERE DO YOU THINK BRUH

I've been home

where else

[uncut obsidian]

no job?

no... bitches?

[stone blade]

searching for job

[solar obsidian]

yeah right

[tulip ravine]

Delight

My man

[uncut obsidian]

searching for job in tarkov

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

[solar obsidian]

he could actually make money from streaming

[uncut obsidian]

could

[solar obsidian]

could

[uncut obsidian]

could

[solar obsidian]

you could make money from streaming, @stone blade

[uncut obsidian]

Damn you just opened his eyes

[solar obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

Ivan just become the next xqc

[solar obsidian]

yeah, no physical training needed

[uncut obsidian]

More like physical degradation needed

[solar obsidian]

true

[uncut obsidian]

Maybe mental too

But idk what level ivan is currently on

[glad carbon]

rotten mush brain

[stone blade]

???

what??

[uncut obsidian]

See

[robust cove]

This is what monster does to a mf

[stone blade]

ok but I have no clue what we're talking about

[uncut obsidian]

I need to try it

[robust cove]

Same I just opened chat

[stone blade]

so the fk you coming at me for

with the monster

bloody idiots

[robust cove]

Because you drink too much of it bloody bastard bitch bloody

[stone blade]

ok?

why do you care

[robust cove]

Man I'm just joking, stop getting pissy

[stone blade]

fair

[solar obsidian]

better call Harry

[solar obsidian]

we dont want you getting kidney failure by the age of 35

[stone blade]

I'll be fine

dw

Worry about yourself

[solar obsidian]

[stone blade]

ty

[solar obsidian]

i am, ty

[stone blade]

I've died nearly 3 times

I think I'll be okay

[solar obsidian]

suicidal mf

[stone blade]

Not like that

[solar obsidian]

yeah right

then take care of yourself to prove that u aren't suicidal, @stone blade

[stone blade]

because i'm not

[robust cove]

Suicide by kidney stone?

[tulip ravine]

WE ARE RESPECTED WHEREVER WE MAY GO OH

[robust cove]

You shall become boulder man

[tulip ravine]

MARCHING DOWN THE GOODISON ROAD ALL THE WINDOWS OPEN WIDE

[robust cove]

Muted

[tulip ravine]

Your mother

[tulip ravine]

Anywya it’s rugby tonight

Footy tomorrow

Size of this Donny

Absolute unit

[final cedar]

oh, yeah

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/a9aX0kcYdSA

Not 100% sure this is the one I mean

I could've sworn it was in the Vietnam expansion

or an entirely different game

[solar obsidian]

pretty based

[final cedar]

Surely they wouldn't want to risk destroying the series

[solar obsidian]

they actually could revive battlefield with bc3, but that would need the devs to kick the corporate assholes out

[final cedar]

[fresh rose]

Not happening then

[final cedar]

With the recession hitting a lot of fat needs to be trimmed, ultimately this can be very good for studios and devs who actually work

[solar obsidian]

i always have hope. we'll see anyway

[final cedar]

all the people who are not doing shit blowing up the budget slowly but surely get thrown the fuck out of major studios

[fresh rose]

I miss when game development was "lets make something people will love and make money off it", now its just "lets make money lol"

[final cedar]

you see it with the sweet baby bullshit finally making some waves

[solar obsidian]

oh yes that one. man, i love this shitshow. fuck them

[slender rock]

uses a bottle of catflea shampoo on one of the cats without wearing gloves because fuck it.

[solar obsidian]

of course some points are indeed correct to avoid stereotypes, yes, but mostly it's just political criminal mob that uses people.

[slender rock]

Claws gonna rip the shit anyways

[solar obsidian]

u have a cat?

[final cedar]

remember when it came out that a lot of "game journalists" didn't need to exist and then the atheists took it onto themselves to shift blame onto minority cultures? Gamer gate could've already ended this if it wasn't handled by fucking retards

[slender rock]

three of them

[glad carbon]

gamer gate wasnt even real

[final cedar]

why do those retards need to name everything after watergate

[glad carbon]

it was just some lady like "games can be stereotypical but its not that big of a deal" and mfs went apeshit

[solar obsidian]

post pussy pics in #🐈pets-posting pls

[prisma quiver]

Amazon trying not to change the estimated date of arrival every 5 seconds challenge(impossible)

[glad carbon]

both in the same box yet it arrives 2 days apart

[prisma quiver]

Yep

😭

[final cedar]

no the basis was that there were bad actors who sleep around for positive review and forced diversity hires who are secretly all in the same clique but by going apeshit the whole thing fell apart.

[prisma quiver]

And the 3rd arrives monday

Which I can understand

[glad carbon]

ordered razors and aftershave and these mfs put them in 2 different boxes and they arrived a week apart

[final cedar]

[glad carbon]

like they aint in the same fuckin shelf

[final cedar]

well it's called after shave

[glad carbon]

[prisma quiver]

I actually found out my local library has the made in abyss volumes in english

[final cedar]

duration between not specified

[prisma quiver]

(Rather not buy them in German since German translations seem to be meh most of the time)

[glad carbon]

same brand and all i swear these mfs got the aftershave shipped cross the ocean

[final cedar]

applying after shave a week after your shave still checks out

[uncut obsidian]

Skill issue, my items were supposed to arrive today but they arrived 2 days earlier

[glad carbon]

[final cedar]

||buy locally||

[uncut obsidian]

I don't have after shave, is it bad

that i don't have it

[prisma quiver]

Volume 1 was supposed to arrive on monday originally

[glad carbon]

that happened with my stuff when i ordered from that one brand I dont think im allowed to talk about in here

[final cedar]

enjoy it until your inevitable twink death

[uncut obsidian]

i think i know

[uncut obsidian]

no twink death on hrt

sike

[glad carbon]

"order arrives monday" and it shows up the friday before

[glad carbon]

its two words

[solar obsidian]

[slender rock]

just when you shave to open the pores via hot water first

then shave

and go with the grain

[uncut obsidian]

yeah

fucking rich ass mf

[robust cove]

Torres? If you're real say something racist

[uncut obsidian]

they cost like $300

[prisma quiver]

My package was supposed to arrive 3 hours ago

[slender rock]

:/

[glad carbon]

the defect ones were like 100$ for medium

[uncut obsidian]

I shave in shower

[slender rock]

that works

[uncut obsidian]

Still too fucking much

Rich mf

[glad carbon]

christmas money gotta go somewhere

[uncut obsidian]

If only i had so much christmas money

[robust cove]

That's only the same worth as a whole russian apartment block

[final cedar]

speaking of twink death, I started to grow chest hair couple months ago, few months after I really got into working out... I'm starting to look more and more like Saxton Hale and I couldn't be more exited

[dreamy flax]

metronxp, your new nickname is Terrapin

[glad carbon]

[prisma quiver]

As a russian apartment block owner, true

[final cedar]

unreal

[robust cove]

Torres wouldn't say that

[final cedar]

Who tf is torres

[prisma quiver]

I love f1!!!!

[slender rock]

twink to bear transformation

still 🌈 tho

[glad carbon]

thats how it be i guess

are your chinese knockoffs even that much cheaper

[uncut obsidian]

skill issue

just take girl pills

[final cedar]

no

[uncut obsidian]

like $10-$20 max

[slender rock]

just be careful on that shit

[glad carbon]

those cant be safe to use

[slender rock]

it might be cut with fent too

💀

[uncut obsidian]

wdym

[slender rock]

HRT with fent

[prisma quiver]

Would

[slender rock]

dead

[uncut obsidian]

do you think they soak them with acid or smthn

[uncut obsidian]

im not buying them from drug dealers or something, from actual pharmacies

[slender rock]

as if they don't cut corners too

[glad carbon]

no I think they use cheap materials that can leech chemicals

[slender rock]

👀

[uncut obsidian]

how

[prisma quiver]

Just inject fentanyl

[uncut obsidian]

you think

go prove it nerddddd

[tidal trellis]

Only couple months ago????

[uncut obsidian]

no

[slender rock]

no u

[uncut obsidian]

those pills aren't unknown/new or something

[tidal trellis]

Bitch I had chest hair most my life, why it takes u this long

[glad carbon]

thats how you got ur ass issues that sent you to the hospital

[uncut obsidian]

they simply disappeared after that and never appeared again

mf you're not an ass inspector

[final cedar]

yeah, I think the increase in muscle mass triggered testo production somewhat

I wonder if I can still grow head hair tho

[robust cove]

Beanfart gey ahhh hell as usual

[glad carbon]

im the ass inspected

[final cedar]

been bald throughout the entire time

[slender rock]

no but now everyone that clicked on your links cannot unsee your ass so thanks for that..

dickhead

lol

[uncut obsidian]

your choice idk

[slender rock]

eh, I seen worse

[final cedar]

just drink piss from a pregnant horse

[uncut obsidian]

what

[prisma quiver]

What

[final cedar]

hormones

[glad carbon]

just mentally block em

i couldnt imagine em if I tried

[final cedar]

or was that birth control hormones they synthesized that way

[glad carbon]

idk man

[uncut obsidian]

why do you know

[prisma quiver]

Just take a psyblock

[glad carbon]

do a lucy and take pregnancy hormones and unlock ur brain

[slender rock]

I guess we can be proud that our community has our own camboy so I guess that's a plus?

[slender rock]

[uncut obsidian]

the camboy is ivan

[broken topaz]

sex

[glad carbon]

real

[glad carbon]

gex

[uncut obsidian]

haioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[broken topaz]

Hey i knew about this

[final cedar]

you told me I think

[broken topaz]

possible

[slender rock]

ivan too now

the fuck

[final cedar]

ivan?

is camming?

[uncut obsidian]

ivan is a twitch streamer

yeah hes boutta cam

[slender rock]

ya'll too hornby

[final cedar]

may he twitch with the best of em

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/well-cum-wellcum-keanu-reeves-gif-19836101

[tidal trellis]

I both hate and love that I have great genes that allow me to grow hair alot.One hand I look like a bear which makes me feel cool, other end, I hate facial hair

[final cedar]

open twitch
gaping vag on suggestions page
well done mods

[broken topaz]

i mean who hasnt done a little bit of camming

[uncut obsidian]

i'm worried for ivan's health and for anyone who drinks so much energy drinks but eh, their life

[glad carbon]

what

[uncut obsidian]

yeah

first time?

welcome to twitch

[broken topaz]

I need to go to the store to buy some monster

[final cedar]

I don't use twitch besides one creator I use the api to watch

[solar obsidian]

post memes, ladyboys

[uncut obsidian]

sir yes sir hoorah

[prisma quiver]

Slide 4 Von

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/grass-jumpscare-grass-jumpscare-memes-gif-26529014

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bwzal.gif

[broken topaz]

Did you guys see the news of that absolutely jacked chaser in thailand

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/579474912092094505/1074403932052389989/caption-6_1.gif

[broken topaz]

that defended a bunch of ladyboys

[uncut obsidian]

what

i seen the news of a big fight between trans ppl in thailand

idfk what happened here

estrogen wars

[prisma quiver]

Go2DaMoon

[broken topaz]

Yea and there was this one jacked dude in the midst of it

defending his thai ladyboys

[prisma quiver]

I would too

[broken topaz]

im trying to find the image

[uncut obsidian]

moving to thailand would've been an option if they spoke english

russians don't need visas to visit thailand

[glad carbon]

that was my favorite GTA

[tidal trellis]

What the fuck

[prisma quiver]

Modern Warfare

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-scott-golf-gif-22706154

[prisma quiver]

Hey man

It's not their fault

You gotta take in account that they moderate with only 1 hand

[tidal trellis]

chat can we disembowel this person

they're killing my vibe

vote

[prisma quiver]

Go2DaMoon

[stone blade]

Lol

[broken topaz]

okay i cant find the images about the thai ladyboy defender i wanted

but

This absolute chad went in to defend his ladyboys from the attackers

[prisma quiver]

He looks mentally unstable

[broken topaz]

Which was apparently a battle between Thai and Filipino Ladyboys?

because the Filipino ones had stolen from the Thai ones

[tidal trellis]

wtf is a ladyboy

[prisma quiver]

Just guess

[broken topaz]

Cringe term for trans ppl generally only used when referred to asian/thai ones

[tidal trellis]

travis scott apology video

[tidal trellis]

I'm bad at guessing

[uncut obsidian]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ladyboy

[tidal trellis]

oh okay

[broken topaz]

nuh uh

I am MF DOOM

[lunar brook]

Im starting to forget trans stands for transvestite and not transformer

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/1WaC.gif

[glad carbon]

MF COOM

[final cedar]

from transexual transelvania

https://tenor.com/o0UU.gif

[uncut obsidian]

you remind me of some certain political figure who says transformers when referring to trans people

[glad carbon]

transmission

[lunar brook]

i don’t know any, fuck politics

[broken topaz]

Nobody says transvestite anymore

[final cedar]

is that offensive?

[broken topaz]

No not really

because it refers not to transgender people

[tulip ravine]

Everything is offensive nowadays to someone somewhere

[lunar brook]

if politician says it then its offensive

[broken topaz]

Transvestites are more like Drag Queens

[uncut obsidian]

everyone in russia does, that's like the most generic word for trans people here specifically

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

Tf are drag queens

[broken topaz]

Men who dress like women

but arent trans

[tulip ravine]

Right then

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-wtf-omg-blue-hair-drag-queen-gif-14617054

[broken topaz]

they are more like Theatre performers

[uncut obsidian]

those who do it too much

[lunar brook]

You grab a Queen and you drag it around

[uncut obsidian]

just too much

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bgVri.gif

[tulip ravine]

Oh lord

Oh wait I remember seeing some of them at airport

[broken topaz]

Drag Queens are transvestites
Transsexuals are transgenders that have had their pp cut off

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-along-trixie-mattell-queen-of-the-universe-feel-the-beat-on-beat-gif-23997896

like wtf

[stone blade]

@broken topaz ❤️

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/88Bv.gif

[broken topaz]

Haii ivan <3

[solar obsidian]

ugh

[final cedar]

nice dragging

[tulip ravine]

They think they hot?

[broken topaz]

Not really

Its about entertainment

and expression

Its theatre

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/this-server-opsatmycase-cringe-this-server-sucks-this-server-is-cringe-gif-22990542

[final cedar]

It's to fend of predators

[final cedar]

like with a tiger

[broken topaz]

They dont tend to dress in Drag out of Drag shows

they are cis men

[stone blade]

hihi

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/eMzTor0WWRr.gif

[tulip ravine]

Wym cis men

[broken topaz]

normal men

[tulip ravine]

So just men

[broken topaz]

Cis as opposed to trans

[uncut obsidian]

cis = born man and is man

or born woman and is still woman

[tulip ravine]

Oh so just a man

Got it

[final cedar]

wait, are gey men who were born men cis gey men?

[broken topaz]

yes

[tulip ravine]

No

[broken topaz]

cis is only in reference to gender identity

not sexuality

[tulip ravine]

They are just gey men

[final cedar]

[stone blade]

sorry I prefer big black oily men

[broken topaz]

Cis is just latin

[uncut obsidian]

sis

[broken topaz]

go learn your latin

[final cedar]

oh hydro, I got a clip for you

[stone blade]

fk latin

[tulip ravine]

Wag1

[uncut obsidian]

only cis males around here... where are the piss males...

https://tenor.com/view/jarate-tf2-trolled-heavy-tf2-heavy-gif-19383097

[broken topaz]

where are the piss females

😔

[tulip ravine]

I pissed my pants

[uncut obsidian]

average briish male

[uncut obsidian]

i swear youtube is fucking trolling me

[tulip ravine]

British

[uncut obsidian]

half the videos i watch don't get marked as watched

[tulip ravine]

Actually

Infact no

Not British

Fuck Britain

[uncut obsidian]

briish

[tulip ravine]

The union sucks

[uncut obsidian]

exactly

[tulip ravine]

English

English independence on top

[slender rock]

ANGLO SAXON

[tidal trellis]

british "people"

[tulip ravine]

Anime pfp

[tulip ravine]

The right is me

Felt cute

X

[broken topaz]

i believe it

[lunar brook]

Joooooe biden

[tulip ravine]

Shut up cori lad in abt 5 years you will have a beard and a beer belly mowing gardens

[broken topaz]

that guy was turkish i think

[uncut obsidian]

joooooooo bidn they turn the frogs gae

[broken topaz]

im 25 already

And no i wont be

[slender rock]

northern england the worse it gets

[robust cove]

You have 2 year
2 year

[slender rock]

then you get to scots

[broken topaz]

I will have abs and lay around being hot all day

[tulip ravine]

Oi

The north is sexy England

The south is fucking cretin land

[uncut obsidian]

2 yil*

[tulip ravine]

Especially Bradford

[slender rock]

Scotland is what matters though

[tulip ravine]

Fuck Bradford

[uncut obsidian]

ew abs

[broken topaz]

Bradford

[tulip ravine]

It’s

Illegal central

[broken topaz]

Crime capital of britian

[slender rock]

so...

[tulip ravine]

You get people washing your windows and demanding payment

I just let them do it then drive off

Or run them over

[slender rock]

you're version of detriot

[tulip ravine]

[tulip ravine]

There’s a bunch of refugee camps nd all

[slender rock]

I can't spell tonight

fuck me

[tulip ravine]

the English have started going past the refugee camps at like

4 am

[tulip ravine]

And honking horns constantly

To annoy them

[broken topaz]

i believe the 63.7 is the crime rate per annum

so per 1000 people

63.7 convicted criminals

[slender rock]

see you guys aren't using enough violence is why

[tulip ravine]

It’s coming

The Brits are a patient people

[uncut obsidian]

thank god i changed plans

[slender rock]

GET MORE GUNS

[tulip ravine]

But when it comes it will happen

[slender rock]

move to NZ

[tulip ravine]

Wym? It’s not Eastern Europeans were bothered about lmao

[slender rock]

they'll take ya

[broken topaz]

Come to germany

[tulip ravine]

It’s the guys coming from fucking France every day that we are getting sick of

[slender rock]

you're gonna kidnap him

[uncut obsidian]

ion know german

[broken topaz]

I'll house you, and i wont even charge rent in the conventional manner

[uncut obsidian]

need to learn

[slender rock]

OH GOD

[uncut obsidian]

Y

[broken topaz]

no you dont, you wont leave the house ever

[uncut obsidian]

noted

basement life it is

omw

[slender rock]

hobbits

[uncut obsidian]

free place to stay at? fuck yea

[broken topaz]

Where is that 4chan post with the bed cage

when i need it

[tulip ravine]

But yeah madi it isn’t Russians the Brits are concerned about

Although I can’t lie

You’d prolly get kicked in a few times because of what’s going on in the world

[slender rock]

well no one wants an amerifat anywhere

let alone a fucking californian

[tulip ravine]

Americans are cool it’s funny to see them get a reality check in the uk lmao

[slender rock]

although sacramento is different culturally it isn't like LA or SF

[uncut obsidian]

where are you anyways

what city

[slender rock]

Oh I know

xD

[broken topaz]

Uhh shitty small town close to kiel

[tulip ravine]

There was one of them who went round like

“You British guys aren’t shit where’s your fish and chips I’ll shoot you”

Ended up getting head kicked in in a alley

[slender rock]

and stabbed 57 times

[uncut obsidian]

dang that's like nowhere

[broken topaz]

yea

livin in the north is boring

only farmland

no mountains

tho hamburg is close ish

[tulip ravine]

But yeah back to point of convo, the Brits are getting sick of the French crossers

[broken topaz]

And hamburg is huge

[tulip ravine]

And trust me

Our patience is running thin with it now

[uncut obsidian]

brother you do not want to live in the mountains

or just hills

vladivostok is pain to walk through

[tulip ravine]

People already calling for civil war

[broken topaz]

Maybe not but they pretty to look at

one of my exes lived in the mountain regions of germany

[slender rock]

well it won't be like a shootout here

[glad carbon]

you gotta get biceps and open pickle jars

[slender rock]

people who shouldn't have guns because they're fucking stupid, have them here

[broken topaz]

I can open all pickle jars no problem

[slender rock]

even in cali

so

[uncut obsidian]

icannot

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

no american should own guns

all of you are retarded

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1215227618425704448/silly-boykisser-furry-bleh-blehh-cat.gif

[uncut obsidian]

i need an invitation letter from someone in canada

[slender rock]

I kinda agree, that we are pretty fucking stupid

[glad carbon]

for what

[uncut obsidian]

the quality gets worse every time

[slender rock]

green card

[tulip ravine]

I’ve heard there’s gonna be a massive nationalist march in June, how truthful it is I’m not sure

[uncut obsidian]

so i'll need less money to get visa

[broken topaz]

They just want you to use candian healthcare

[tulip ravine]

But that’s what I’ve heard

[slender rock]

there's huge russian/ukraine community here in sacramento madi

[glad carbon]

i know a canadian, do they have to know you personally

[slender rock]

literally had a foodbank where it was clearly russian being spoken

[uncut obsidian]

i also know a canadian (or two?) in here

[slender rock]

lol

[glad carbon]

i dont think madi wants to come to california

[storm stream]

yall have farts in tha brain (hi chat)

[uncut obsidian]

but yeah idk if you can just send a letter to a random person who you've never spoken to before

[slender rock]

I know this

[uncut obsidian]

nty

i don't want to interact with them

all my apps on my phone and all my games are in english

[slender rock]

eah

[uncut obsidian]

im trying to move away from russian language

[broken topaz]

Then dont come to germany

[tulip ravine]

@uncut obsidian be careful if you go to Moscow

[uncut obsidian]

i know

the threat

[tulip ravine]

Apparently uk gov is expecting some action

[broken topaz]

Heard alot of eastern language and no german at my trainstation the other day

[uncut obsidian]

i'm not going there any time soon

only to do biometry for visa if i'll have to

[broken topaz]

proabably ukrainians tho

[slender rock]

the other month nearby the store I frequent I heard some slavic runes being talked so we have a lot of that here so

[glad carbon]

idk either, im not a lawyer

[slender rock]

idk

[tulip ravine]

@slender rock you wanna know what’s funny

People hated thatcher, yet she was the strongest leader we had for a LONG time lmao

She did exactly what she said she would and did it thoroughly

[broken topaz]

I bet the working class loved thatcher

[slender rock]

yeah still a cunt though

but yeah

[glad carbon]

thatcher can drink piss

[tulip ravine]

I’m working class and I respected thatcher

[slender rock]

she ate piss though

[broken topaz]

I guess you must be retarded then

cant help that

[slender rock]

that fucking beef goop and cream?

🤮

[tulip ravine]

You can respect someone for something and not like them for it lmao

Two different things

[lunar brook]

For example - i respect women

[slender rock]

her favorite food is a warcrime

[tulip ravine]

I can respect her strength and the fact that she didn’t take shit from anyone

I didn’t like how she did it

[broken topaz]

Do you respect hitler?

[tulip ravine]

But I respect that she didn’t take shit

[broken topaz]

he didnt take no shit from anyone

and did his thing

[slender rock]

oh here we go

[broken topaz]