🎪bruh-fart

[green schooner]

but shotgun

so

it’s easy

[pastel quartz]

6 shells

[floral forge]

https://twitter.com/PraiseTheFrom/status/1765026792664887469

Enquanto a FromSoftware existir eu serei feliz (@PraiseTheFrom) on X

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 2:49 PM

@red crane

[red crane]

fucking lmao

[pastel quartz]

bruh, pardo did NOT have to do allat🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

[final cedar]

84s, not bad at all

[floral forge]

Exposed Core VI: Snowdrops of Rubicon

[tidal trellis]

I go sleep, goodnight peoples

[green schooner]

autism

[uncut obsidian]

gn flopper

[green schooner]

only reaosn is cause

i like executing them

so i take time out just to do that

like bash their heads in with a bat or pipe

or the knife exeuciton

the machete execution if my fav]

[final cedar]

which mask

[tidal trellis]

Thx

[pastel quartz]

you must like hurting other poeple then

[uncut obsidian]

you just realised

this guy is a schizophrenic

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

Its a hotline miami reference bruh

[green schooner]

purple leopard

i like the speed

[river zealot]

mentally ill

[green schooner]

i unironcally might be idk

[green schooner]

yes

[river zealot]

and a closeted homosexul

[green schooner]

im very open about it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/190090455973756928/1117163675762049136/63c2e7173f5ba58b636db5c792210446.gif

[uncut obsidian]

would me shooting your brains out be a hotline miami reference

[green schooner]

id pay to watch

[river zealot]

right

[uncut obsidian]

Sez u

[river zealot]

#🎪bruh-fart message

#🎪bruh-fart message

[green schooner]

scarcasm

is a thing

[river zealot]

[final cedar]

oh no did the homophobe get checked

[green schooner]

im homopobic

[final cedar]

phomohobic

[river zealot]

so you hate ones of your kind?

have you tried

killing yourself

[green schooner]

this man does not know sarcasm

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah

We all do

[river zealot]

mkay

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/k7GHggRuADq.gif

tony kinda cool

https://tenor.com/gAsCZw03tX9.gif

[river zealot]

sopranos reference?

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bV5Fd.gif

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Eu3_y3AuZtc?si=NlzndHq3cXbMLcNU

[pastel quartz]

if a guy in a chickem mask asked me "do you like hurting other poeple" I would say yes

[pastel quartz]

technically, yes

[glad carbon]

woah wtf hotline miami reference, this person likes guys

mf smokin with Artorias

[visual stirrup]

POV:
You made the mistake of standing by the door

[glad carbon]

that New Londo pack

[pastel quartz]

denaton ended all plans for future sequels anyways

its a series dead the water like metal gear solid

and titanfall

[visual stirrup]

It's funny how devolver had hotline miami and decided
"Fuck it, all of our games will be colorful high octane violence set to electronic music."

[glad carbon]

titanfall would've been poppin off if it didn't try to holiday release

[visual stirrup]

False
Metal Gear: Survive

[glad carbon]

HD2 is poppin off because it released on a dead month

imagine if titanfall did that

[pastel quartz]

why must good games die

[visual stirrup]

And there are rumors of a titanfall game in development
NOT an apex legends sequel

[glad carbon]

no game release in feb and march

[visual stirrup]

But that was like six months ago...

[glad carbon]

its so safe

[river zealot]

like what

the mgs saga?

[pastel quartz]

nah, it isnt metal gear anymore, no involvement of hideo kojimer

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[river zealot]

it ended like it should have

you cant milk it forever

[green schooner]

Fastest ever was in hotline Miami 2

36 seconds

[glad carbon]

only big titles should december/jan release

since they're well known and will get asked for as gifts

[pastel quartz]

they barred hideo kojimer from touching the metal gear series bruh

it aint good no more

[glad carbon]

his new game is just royalty free MGS

[visual stirrup]

If it wasn't for the character names and 2d art, nobody would be able to figure out that those games are part of a series
who fucking knows, man

But yes, konami is an evil conglemerate, and is unlikely to make a product with any amount of soul

[river zealot]

fair but

the story has ended

[pastel quartz]

why did they kick hideo kojima off the team again?

[visual stirrup]

consistently going over budget + not being profit oriented enough
(I assume)

[pastel quartz]

thats just kojima being kojima

[river zealot]

damn what a chad he was

[pastel quartz]

and they wont even let him near the series

now he has to make a knockoff mgs

but why did they didnt give him the rights to mgs

he coulda made games on his own

[visual stirrup]

Making Metal Gear Survive was one of the business decisions of all time

[river zealot]

mani?

[visual stirrup]

Pachinko makes money

THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING MGS3 PACHINKO MACHINE THAT HAS THE MGS3 CUTSCENES, GODDAMN IT

[pastel quartz]

it was his idea

mgs wouldnt be mgs without kojima

[river robin]

because that would mean they dont get money

duh

[runic kernel]

Sleebing

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROC3CEv72Z0&ab_channel=SuperBunnyhop
Ignore the white man video essay

[pastel quartz]

thats kinda fucked up

[river robin]

why the fuck would they give him rights to such a big franchise thats like handing someone a brand new house because they rented it.

[pastel quartz]

fuck the fandom I guess

[visual stirrup]

Decisions are made by shareholders now, not subject matter experts

[river robin]

not saying what happened was nice or good but your take is retarded.

[visual stirrup]

All hail late-stage-capitalism!

[river robin]

it would never happen and acting like its a reasonable thing that could happen doesnt make any sense

its not even a possibility

[glad carbon]

I want this as an actual game

like peglin or something

slot machine roguelike

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziwuudqfLxY&ab_channel=MetalGearSolidBe
Here's a video with all of the scenes
No whiteman video essay required

[glad carbon]

luck be a landlord is one but like

[pastel quartz]

nice? no

[glad carbon]

meh

[pastel quartz]

its capitalism being capitalism

[river robin]

stella.... thats the part I agreed with... why are you pinging me

[pastel quartz]

kojima's latest game shows just him showing he likes working on mgs games

[river robin]

thats... not really true

[visual stirrup]

The boss of the first death stranding spends the whole fight yelling shit like "this is what you wanted, right!?"
So, no, it's not supposed to be anything like MGS

[river robin]

you can see his distaste for metal gear through his deliberate sexualization of it as a form of protest. When he makes stuff he likes its usually less sexualized. 5 was less sexual than 4 and death stranding was barely sexual at all

[visual stirrup]

One of the takes of all time

[river robin]

its not even my take. its a common take online

[visual stirrup]

Kojima is horny
That is the extent of the significance of sexuality in MGS

[river robin]

I dont think kojima is horny for old men kissing

see 4

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-john-cena-are-you-sure-gif-5783187

[river robin]

positive

[pastel quartz]

no, I mean the tactical espionage game kojima's studio is working on

[visual stirrup]

have you tried sucking his dick?
for science?

[river robin]

no but... considering alot of his previous stuff was seuxalized in a straight manner, INCLUDING MOST OF 4, Im pretty sure

almost every boss in 4 is basically a woman in bdsm gear

[river zealot]

legit

blonde guy?

ocelot?

[pastel quartz]

wich one

if it isnt raiden

[final cedar]

good, continue

[visual stirrup]

MGS4 was mess of symbolism
The end of the game stops trying to make sense
Over time, over budget, trying to connect things that weren't meant to be connected when they were initially introduced

If Guns of the Patriots is an outlier, it's because he was throwing shit at the wall to see what could stick
and the fans started with the assumption "MGS4 is a complete work of art" and worked from there when analyzing
There, I saved you ten hours of white man video essays

[river zealot]

huh

eva?

[visual stirrup]

Revolver Ocelot?

Raidenovich?

[river zealot]

[visual stirrup]

Yeah, Raidenovich

[river zealot]

i mean

you aint wrong

[final cedar]

who cares about symbolism if it's cool and fun to play

[final cedar]

should've murdered her

B&B unit also just rule of cool...

[visual stirrup]

(Kojima was horny)

[final cedar]

What about vamp

he's r*manian

🇷🇴

[pastel quartz]

I mean mgs 5 was anti war, but poeple play it because it has big boss in it

[green schooner]

that makes me wonder

what is hotline miamis message

[visual stirrup]

Kojima was exploring deep and disturbing themes there

Being an unkillable vampire
Being g@y
Being an unforgivable monster (r*manian)

[final cedar]

FUCK THAT GUY IN PARTICULAR

[visual stirrup]

"You're bad because you enjoy (the idea of) hurting other people"

[final cedar]

Think Kojima wrote him?

[green schooner]

i mean

based

jacket is me fr

[visual stirrup]

As subtle as a brick to the teeth in the middle of your sleep

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bPYU0.gif

[river zealot]

its a fun game

im gonna kill the kid

fucking prick

how dare he

[final cedar]

oh it's a girl

[uncut obsidian]

big bo(ob)ss

[final cedar]

I play it wrong I think, for me it's always an army of giants with perfect health, pure blooded too

I treat CK3 as a breeding sim

https://tenor.com/bSQAT.gif

Why is that a gif for CK3

no heirs

Unplayable

[pastel quartz]

war bad

[pastel quartz]

true

[green schooner]

war is good

for the economy

and if your smart enough

good for patriotism

[pastel quartz]

lockheed martin

[green schooner]

me af

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

lockheed martin, boeing, raytheon, you name it

[green schooner]

texas instrument

[pastel quartz]

the companies involved in charge of manufacturing the vehicles they use

[green schooner]

general electric

[pastel quartz]

forgot they make the gau-8 avenger

[green schooner]

yes

[pastel quartz]

they made that handheld anti air rocket launcher?

[green schooner]

they made the Javelin

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[green schooner]

the same people w ho made my calculators

[pastel quartz]

that

[deep topaz]

they make calculators and calculated vehicle removers

[ruby minnow]

there are two wolves inside of you

[green schooner]

they also made laser guided bombs

lol

[ruby minnow]

one makes calculators

[pastel quartz]

guess your autism

[ruby minnow]

the other javelins

you're texas instruments

[green schooner]

i cant handle learning math

but I can tell you what companies made x y and b

of weapon manufactures

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[pastel quartz]

I'm not good at math either, just writing

[green schooner]

i be out here failing math

[glad carbon]

how mf

[pastel quartz]

but I'm good at topics on the napoleonic wars, the surge of cocaine in the 80s

[green schooner]

cause i suck at it

[glad carbon]

its just numbers

[green schooner]

geometry isn't "just numbers"

[pastel quartz]

its just numbers until they add letters

[green schooner]

sameee

[glad carbon]

light work, no reaction

[green schooner]

only thing that matters to me

guns

history

and lifting weights

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-cat-cat-eating-cat-sleep-mr-fresh-eat-gif-15377773890486741194

[deep topaz]

gas leak

[pastel quartz]

cant wait to teach my kids my unecessery knowledge on napoleon

[green schooner]

napoleon sucks...

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

dude just one loss at waterloo

[river zealot]

here we go again

[green schooner]

I just hate french "people"

[pastel quartz]

sucks to be you, I'm french

[river zealot]

NAPOLEON WAS A CUCK

[green schooner]

wdym

you have

mental illness

(being french)

only thing that came good from your country was

[pastel quartz]

I know

[green schooner]

the statue of liberty

naopleon

and the french foreign legion

[pastel quartz]

the french are known for affairs

he was corsican so he didnt know at first

[river zealot]

he knew his wife was being fucked

and he took it

[deep topaz]

everyone smells like cigarettes and death so your babe will never smell the other 3 whores on you

[pastel quartz]

he fucked someone else though

[green schooner]

some egyt lady

or something

idk

[river zealot]

what the

that egypt bitch

whats her name

cleopatra?

[green schooner]

LOL

[pastel quartz]

yes

[green schooner]

THIS MAN FAILED HISTORY CLASS

[green schooner]

she was dead af

literally pharohs curse

[pastel quartz]

when that egyptian pussy so good you got the curse of ra

[green schooner]

he just got with another european person

[ruby minnow]

wasn't napoelons wife like a whore?

[green schooner]

that was in Egypt

[ruby minnow]

didn't she fuck nearly every royalty?

[green schooner]

i mean so did everyone in ww1

[pastel quartz]

yes, a single mother in debt when he found her

[river zealot]

pauline foures

[pastel quartz]

nah, josephine

[green schooner]

kaiser the tzar and george were all related

its a reoccuring thing

to fuck everyone

[ruby minnow]

also kissing men

like napoelon kissing russians leader

[green schooner]

you

[visual stirrup]

Napoleon boykisser confirmed?

[gusty willow]

@final cedar

[river zealot]

hows the concrete taste

[tender karma]

crunky

[ruby minnow]

shhh these are americans friend

they have houses made of paper

and a tornado always destroys them

but still they don't build ones with brick or concrete

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-delicious-perfect-yum-gif-24880947

[pastel quartz]

yes

[green schooner]

we are to poor

[river zealot]

this bitch likes napoleon because he was a twink

[pastel quartz]

nah, its cause he was the last great french leader, who actually waged war, after that, france just defended

poorly at it too

[ruby minnow]

thank god i live in a place that had great leaders

the most recent one being

Erdogan

[river zealot]

right

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[river zealot]

if only my country didnt have corruption

[pastel quartz]

how the fuck do you think the germans got through

[river zealot]

we would probably be a big power

[ruby minnow]

you guys just decided to only defend the border with germany and not belgium border aswell

[pastel quartz]

BECAUSE THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT FUNDED THAT STUPID ASS MAGINOT LINE

INSTEAD OF FIGHTING

[ruby minnow]

ok if you're going to rant about your country and it sucking get in the line buddy

[visual stirrup]

It did it's job
the the germans went through belgium, luxembourg, and the netherlands, thus demonstrating to the world what a bunch of bastards they were

[atomic crane]

it went from "revenge for ww1 and the aftermath of ww1" to "we're just gonna kill em"

and the world was like "oh shit, germany wilin"

[pastel quartz]

if it was napoleon leading, he would lure them in for a suprise and go on the counter offensive

imagine what he could do with tanks and rifles than the obsolete cannons and rifles

[atomic crane]

keira knightley is not as perfect as i remember

[ruby minnow]

he wouldn't do shit with tanks

because he relied on speed

[atomic crane]

when i was a kid watching potc i thought she was the most beautiful actress

rewatching it tho, she's still a 10 but also not as stunning as i thought when i was a kid

[ruby minnow]

russians understood this and just ran from him and burned down every city supply and poisoned every water source until napoelon came to moscow and then left because he didn't have any supplies

[pastel quartz]

yeah, it would work since french tanks then were more on infantry support

just as cannons acted as support for then

[ruby minnow]

it doesn't really change the fact that

napoelon relied on speed

tansk are really slow

[atomic crane]

wasnt france still running on WW1 tanks when WW2 began

[ruby minnow]

yeah they were still stuck in ww1

no radios

[pastel quartz]

yes

[ruby minnow]

messages delivered with motorcycles

[pastel quartz]

how he did was he split up his troops into corps, acted as small armies, they used to haul around those heavy cannons, cannonballs, powder

imagine what he woulda done with tanks, as they are more mobile

[river zealot]

you cant possible know what he would have done

[pastel quartz]

yeah, but I know he woulda let the germans in for a trap to suprise them

[visual stirrup]

The relevant skills don't transfer, so saying that he would have thrived in WW1 is a stretch
And I would bet you could make a compelling case that he wasn't that advanced, but rather he was just ahead of his contemporaries

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-stare-suspicious-hmm-arnold-stare-gif-24120982

The fuck is going on here

Why is frenchie talking politics and war

Do I have to whip out the ban

[visual stirrup]

"Days since talking about Napoleon"
"0"

[atomic crane]

yup.

[pastel quartz]

given of course, but he could adapt, the new tech of planes being developed then

[ruby minnow]

its not politics

its napoelon

are you still stuck in the 1780s falco?

[grizzled meadow]

Are you talking history in here

[river zealot]

wait i have it saved on my phone

[pastel quartz]

planes that could scout out his position

[visual stirrup]

I doubt it would go as well as Hitler's adaptation from painter to politician

[river zealot]

hey catboyo

[atomic crane]

its just an armchair admiral theorizing about how much better old military leaders would have done in new conflicts

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco Hi FuckinSki Hi String Hi Him

[ruby minnow]

we're watching a french woman ramble about napoelon

while we know Hannibal is the greatest

[atomic crane]

someone who still had to factor in dysentery into troop casualties being dropped into a field of mud being pounded by heavy ordnance daily

[feral kiln]

https://youtu.be/NNuxx6vY-XM?si=v5tSnIdpRMaiX2Vg

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410325849204719642/1214559498941898832/116623180_p7.png?ex=65f98dad&is=65e718ad&hm=a47ffe8d2dbaecac802ce9a9448de1754b43856b5237aef7f52e3fe0ecffed65&

[broken topaz]

Being pounded daily ?

[visual stirrup]

Gonna post little dark age edits?
The past had it's pitfalls. Studying any part of history shows that everyone was just as stupid then as we are today.

[grizzled meadow]

[broken topaz]

That's what he said

By artillery

War is truly terrible

[grizzled meadow]

Don't even try

[atomic crane]

you're tagging the wrong person

[pastel quartz]

of course, his tactics then was obsolete then

[ruby minnow]

falco why are you even awake

it should be like 6 am there

[river zealot]

hey catboyo

[broken topaz]

Yea Falco it's 2 am

[runic kernel]

Hi Cori Hi CookieBonaparte

[grizzled meadow]

It's 2AM

[broken topaz]

Alo

[ruby minnow]

ok so italy time is 2 hours before turkish

noted

[grizzled meadow]

I am going to bed but I won't sleep right away, I have to play Earthbound/Mother 2

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349276154118799391/1214617100577148968/twittervid.com_TheCumpound_31a6a2.mp4?ex=65f9c353&is=65e74e53&hm=f40947d4718e1fa0cee6a532dd785a1aa0fb945d4732ee7074faf7513d8dc3d9&

[pastel quartz]

its 2:00 am in paris right now, I'm tired as fuck and ranting about napoleon

[atomic crane]

[ruby minnow]

man i'm real fucking hungry why are you posting this

[pastel quartz]

my kids are gonna end up autistic I just know it

[ruby minnow]

just makes me moe hungry

i should go make some kebab

[broken topaz]

I didn't eat enough today and then you post this

[austere shadow]

[ruby minnow]

instead of teaching them about napoelon how about you teach them about rome instead

[atomic crane]

this man is SO. TURKISH.

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna sleep

[atomic crane]

🇹🇷

[ruby minnow]

yes its me hello

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-stare-suspicious-hmm-arnold-stare-gif-24120982

[pastel quartz]

bonne nuit

[ruby minnow]

god i hate the french

they're short

[broken topaz]

Same

[ruby minnow]

and racist

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dutch-amsterdam-goldmember-austin-powers-nigel-powers-gif-12250523

[broken topaz]

Leave already

Stop typing

[grizzled meadow]

They're full of black people and other ethnic groups, I don't think they're racist

[pastel quartz]

also, you know why I chose a specific canadian dude?

[grizzled meadow]

We don't care

[river zealot]

because he is a fucking twink

just like napoleon

[visual stirrup]

Since when has that stopped us?

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

he's 5'6 and speaks french fluently

[broken topaz]

5'6

[broken topaz]

[dreamy flax]

📏 56.0ft (feet) is equal to 1,706.88cm (centimeters)

[grizzled meadow]

Omfg I hate this bot

[broken topaz]

That's hot how that works

[dreamy flax]

📏 5.6ft (feet) is equal to 1.707m (meters)

[atomic crane]

the facade falls apart, everyone begins to realize napoleon was also just a guy

[broken topaz]

xD

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

[broken topaz]

It's also not 5.6

[grizzled meadow]

[atomic crane]

5'6 is 5.5 feet

[pastel quartz]

that was the height of napoleon at the time

[broken topaz]

It's 5 foot 6 inches

[river zealot]

[grizzled meadow]

It's 5,6

In foot

[atomic crane]

5'6 is 5.5 feet

[broken topaz]

It's not

[atomic crane]

6 inches is half of a foot

5.5 feet

[ruby minnow]

ew why are you guys talking about foot fetish

[atomic crane]

i love feet

💅

[grizzled meadow]

Do I really have to do inches

[dreamy flax]

📏 5.6in (inches) is equal to 0.142m (meters)

[atomic crane]

66 inches

[grizzled meadow]

SEE?

FUCKING CORI

it's inches my ass

[atomic crane]

falco is trolling

[broken topaz]

It's foot and inches

[atomic crane]

its over

[grizzled meadow]

Cori said "inches"

Fuck off

[atomic crane]

inches in your ass

[pastel quartz]

I'm 5'11 but I chose a 5'6 dude because he reminds me of napoleon (I use american measurement because its easier to understand)

[broken topaz]

I said foot and inches

[dreamy flax]

📏 5.6ft (feet) is equal to 1.707m (meters)

[grizzled meadow]

The command is foot or inches

Make up your mind

[broken topaz]

You need both

[grizzled meadow]

I CAN'T ADD THEM BOTH

[glad carbon]

here wait

[grizzled meadow]

[atomic crane]

you dont need both

5.5 feet or 66 inches

simple really

[pastel quartz]

anyway, I'm really gonna sleep this time, good night

[grizzled meadow]

Cori grabbing that L

[broken topaz]

Put in 5.5 feet falco

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane

[dreamy flax]

📏 55.0ft (feet) is equal to 16.764m (meters)

[broken topaz]

Because that's closer to 5 foot 6 inches

There you go

[grizzled meadow]

Okay the problem is the . instead of a ,

[atomic crane]

god

[broken topaz]

You imbecile

[glad carbon]

thats the cori car

[river zealot]

fuck

[grizzled meadow]

Nah nah nah you fucking bastard

[river zealot]

i sneezed

and almost died

[grizzled meadow]

The problem is how you write the thing

[broken topaz]

Not 55

5.5

[grizzled meadow]

YES, GODDAMN IT

THE PROBLEM IS THE DOT

[river zealot]

[grizzled meadow]

IF YOU USE THE .

IT'S A PROBLEM

[austere shadow]

Frenched

[dreamy flax]

📏 5.5ft (feet) is equal to 1.676m (meters)

[grizzled meadow]

SEE?

Cory talks = L

[atomic crane]

jack sparrow just said the french came up with parlay

[grizzled meadow]

It's just how it goes

[storm stream]

a French was here...

[river zealot]

whats going on

falco cants use the command?

[grizzled meadow]

I can

[broken topaz]

Yea

[grizzled meadow]

Cori can't

[broken topaz]

Falco doesn't know the difference between . And , and feet and inches

[grizzled meadow]

I do know the difference

I just showed you the difference between . and ,

The conversion change if you use . or ,

Simple as

And in any case, fuck America for not using the metric system

[atomic crane]

the conversion

[grizzled meadow]

What

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-stare-suspicious-hmm-arnold-stare-gif-24120982

[river robin]

Whose height are we speaking about I can already tell that’s the topic

[atomic crane]

its just a different symbol used for the decimal point

[storm stream]

I saw that lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Frenchie boyfriend

[broken topaz]

French woman's twink bf

[river robin]

Short

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-stare-suspicious-hmm-arnold-stare-gif-24120982

[river robin]

Short short short

[grizzled meadow]

They're close

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-stare-suspicious-hmm-arnold-stare-gif-24120982

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-trapped-kitten-speech-bubble-gif-25553629

[dreamy flax]

📏 1.82m (meters) is equal to 5.971ft (feet)

[storm stream]

the top one delete4d for me

[broken topaz]

Are we not allowed to say the r word anymore ?

[grizzled meadow]

I'm 5,9, it's over

[river robin]

I am 6’1”

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I know

[river robin]

I am taller than falco

It’s official

[grizzled meadow]

You can use that word

The regarded is a meme

Ofc if you don't use it it's better anyway

[broken topaz]

Great

No sometimes it's required

[atomic crane]

5.97 feet does not equal 5 feet and 9 inches because there is 12 inches in a foot, not 10

[broken topaz]

12 feet??

Damn

That's a lot of feet

[atomic crane]

im gonna put all 12 feet in you

get ready cori

[grizzled meadow]

Do the conversion yourself, I'm 1,82 meters, good luck

[broken topaz]

Hey just like my.dad

[atomic crane]

you're 5'11

[broken topaz]

Are you my dad

[river robin]

I read it wrong because I automatically assumed it was base 12

[grizzled meadow]

Hm

[river robin]

Fuuuck

[broken topaz]

But on tinder he's 6 ft

[dreamy flax]

📏 5.9ft (feet) is equal to 179.832cm (centimeters)

[broken topaz]

METRES

[river robin]

Falco convert 6’1” to meters

[river zealot]

damn

[dreamy flax]

📏 6.1ft (feet) is equal to 1.859m (meters)

[river robin]

So your Europe brain can comprehend my height

[grizzled meadow]

It's not even that much

3 cm

[storm stream]

bro wtf

[atomic crane]

i'm 6'2

[storm stream]

use the google converter

[broken topaz]

I'm 6'5" actually

[atomic crane]

just re-measured, i'm actually 6'6

[broken topaz]

Liar

[river zealot]

bruh

[river robin]

My dick is 6’6”

[broken topaz]

Fitting

[grizzled meadow]

Meters - Foot

[river robin]

Lunghezza

[grizzled meadow]

Still 5'9

[river zealot]

i got an event that makes everybody in my court including me

naked

i should be careful

[deep topaz]

new diablo character released

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/vto-gif-25290329

commas instead of dots

[final cedar]

[storm stream]

I wheezed my lung out

[broken topaz]

It's 5'11 actually

[grizzled meadow]

I can't use dots jfc

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking monkey

[river zealot]

metro piede

LUNGHEZZA

[river robin]

You’re getting the again just for this

[broken topaz]

it's 5.9 foot but 5'11

[grizzled meadow]

5'11 let's gooo

[final cedar]

You're a little boy

[visual stirrup]

Babe, wake up
new "oggi alle" just dropped

[final cedar]

prolly skinny as a twig too

[grizzled meadow]

Oggi alle is better, it's iconic at this point

[final cedar]

feels good to know I can crumple you like a wet rag

[atomic crane]

damn falco you're DSH

[storm stream]

you them have to convert the 0,97113 feet to inches to get the proper height format in imperial

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax what does DSH mean

[dreamy flax]

Oh, for fuck's sake, are you seriously asking me that dumb shit question? DSH stands for "Don't be Such a Hoe." Now, don't go crying about it, you useless piece of crap.

[grizzled meadow]

@atomic crane EXPLAIN

[atomic crane]

[river robin]

Huh

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna nibble on your feet

Shut up

[final cedar]

feet?

[grizzled meadow]

ryry about to lose perms

[broken topaz]

😋

[final cedar]

yo @grizzled meadow watch this

[storm stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770104682193748029/1206040378097147945/fanfchatting-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[broken topaz]

Are those blond streaks

[river robin]

So everyone can fish me but I can’t dumb react one person?

[broken topaz]

Or is her hairline bad

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[final cedar]

@river robin if you want to get brainfart exiled react

[storm stream]

obv

[river robin]

You think that will stop me?

[atomic crane]

ryry is a second class citizen

[final cedar]

can you oblige him?

[grizzled meadow]

Tell me and I'll tell you if I can

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/oblige-him-inglorious-basterds-allow-him-brad-pitt-gif-16617203

[grizzled meadow]

If you want me to stop him, I think I can

[river robin]

If you do you’re cringe

[final cedar]

it's not what I want

[grizzled meadow]

I'll deal with it

[final cedar]

It's what he wants

[grizzled meadow]

I could always remove the emote, I don't like it anyway, it's LQ

[broken topaz]

Muted for emote spam

[river robin]

Actual dick sucking behavior

[grizzled meadow]

It happened but for a different reason

[final cedar]

nah I think it's cute

he's so obsessed

[storm stream]

shoulda made him https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/912320475005349929 exile

[grizzled meadow]

Homophobic comment, that's a warn

[final cedar]

I think he's fr in love with me

[broken topaz]

Obsessed with you

He riding your dick daily

[atomic crane]

metro keeps complaining about his rent-free accomodations inside ryry's head

[grizzled meadow]

LTG energy

[river robin]

And yet all I do is him and he can’t stand it

Won’t stop talking about it

He blocked me once over it

[final cedar]

oh you want me to stop?

[grizzled meadow]

Metro is this real

[atomic crane]

that emote looks like someone who is drooling thinking about someone

[grizzled meadow]

Did you blocked him over emotes

[green schooner]

@final cedar is ryry still meat riding you

[river robin]

Yep

[green schooner]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

I want to hear it from him

[broken topaz]

That's kinda small pp energy

[green schooner]

Ryry has been on metros ass since

[digital kettle]

bruh

[green schooner]

3 in the afternoon

It’s 8

[final cedar]

I'll do it again

[atomic crane]

bouncing (dumb reacting) and moaning (reply tagging) on it (metro's post)

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible clownie

[river robin]

It’s my life’s work

Truly a masterpiece

[final cedar]

I'm coming down hard right now. The clown seems like such a loser from a post acid trip mindset

I'm feeling bad for him

[uncut obsidian]

you're coming hard right now?

[river robin]

Your reverse psychology won’t stop me

[final cedar]

ye

[uncut obsidian]

didn't expect that from you metro

[grizzled meadow]

[final cedar]

watched dune 1&2 yesterday

[broken topaz]

EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER NOISE

[final cedar]

still can't sleep

[green schooner]

ayo

[atomic crane]

pirates of the caribbean grape scene 😨

[final cedar]

p!kiss ryry

[foggy mantle]

Simon kisses ryaxxis

Powered by weeb.sh

[final cedar]

let's make up

[river robin]

@grizzled meadow

[final cedar]

damn

[final cedar]

this is kinda cool how determined you are

[river robin]

giving up would be lame

[uncut obsidian]

p!lie

[foggy mantle]

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[final cedar]

fitting

[uncut obsidian]

giving up would be ryry

[final cedar]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

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[deep topaz]

what happenin

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[final cedar]

p!meme

still broken huh

[river robin]

its disabled

mods zapped it

[final cedar]

no u

[grizzled meadow]

?

I didn't do anything

[slim osprey]

Falco fix it

[final cedar]

falco fixed nameme

[slim osprey]

Falco fix my broken marriage

[dreamy flax]

metronxp, your new nickname is Elwood

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

What

[final cedar]

A kid

[grizzled meadow]

Okay, let's marry

[slim osprey]

Bet

💋

[final cedar]

👰

🤵

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahah

[uncut obsidian]

falco that's homo

[final cedar]

who's the groom

[uncut obsidian]

wtf is a groom

[grizzled meadow]

Being nice to a bro is not homo

[slim osprey]

Minecraft youtuber

[final cedar]

[uncut obsidian]

@slim osprey will you be wearing socks at the marriage

[slim osprey]

Socks and shoes

[grizzled meadow]

I wear socks every day

[final cedar]

@river robin did you hear that?

[uncut obsidian]

alright, not homo then

[slim osprey]

I literally can't stand without shoes

[uncut obsidian]

the premium homo protection

[slim osprey]

Well I can but it's painful

[final cedar]

socks and sandals maybe?

[slim osprey]

Sandals with the socks on top

Wear them like a condom

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/v5g4.gif

I don't think I've ever seen socks worn over sandals

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/socks-with-sandals-troll-troll-face-nuke-walk-gif-26438063

[final cedar]

never even thought of that

you'd have to buy oversize socks

[uncut obsidian]

That's what shoe covers are for

https://tenor.com/view/coronavirus-protection-convenient-foot-sock-gif-17382098

[slim osprey]

Fuck is that

[final cedar]

shoe covers

[uncut obsidian]

have you never been in a hospital

or do your hospitals not have that

[storm stream]

or dentist

[uncut obsidian]

everyone is obliged to put these on when entering hospitals here

[slim osprey]

No I've never been to a hospital

[uncut obsidian]

how

[slim osprey]

I lied

They are not a thing here

[uncut obsidian]

how

[uncut obsidian]

where

[slim osprey]

Here

[uncut obsidian]

i am here

and there's hospitals

[slim osprey]

No you are there

[uncut obsidian]

you're lying

[final cedar]

it's kinda cute how they wrap around the feet

[grizzled meadow]

Same

[uncut obsidian]

no im here

[slim osprey]

No I'm not lying

I'm @slim osprey

[uncut obsidian]

metro weird

[slim osprey]

[final cedar]

like they so happy to finally get feet to protect

[grizzled meadow]

If I catch you talking politics again

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/abbott-costello-whos-on-first-mad-angry-gif-17548381

[uncut obsidian]

brother

[final cedar]

[uncut obsidian]

rename @final cedar to shoe cover

he clearly wants it

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-it-wasnt-me-nope-no-gif-8085667

[final cedar]

looks at those blue little feet wraps

[dreamy flax]

metronxp, your new nickname is Beng

[uncut obsidian]

bing chilling

[grizzled meadow]

It was you and I caught you red handed

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAum0pK1zoY&ab_channel=ForerunnerConstruct

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bUwew.gif

[slim osprey]

I can testify it wasn't him

No one can ever be him

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-andrew-tate-dancing-andrew-tate-vibing-andrew-tate-memes-fruity-gif-27190785

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/plead-the-fif-quiet-gif-7194514

[grizzled meadow]

[gusty willow]

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1126339118767546409/1214725701140484116/image.png?ex=65fa2877&is=65e7b377&hm=9055e92c3b602f64eab608c4bea2fdff4a055ff87941d6843b5921e2e2745ee8&format=webp&quality=lossless&

[green schooner]

tryue...

[final cedar]

still broken?

[glad carbon]

@green schooner

[green schooner]

what

[weak jackal]

@somber sandal

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gemini-kitty-cat-bite-bite-gif-12413415361658134489

[weak jackal]

hi froge

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-al-doohickey-gif-17785470613852532310

https://tenor.com/view/3d-pinball-space-cadet-windows95-video-games-lights-gif-16777005

[somber sandal]

[grizzled meadow]

Great game

[somber sandal]

need to listen to the ost at some point too

[deep topaz]

ok grandpa

jk i played it when i was young

[atomic crane]

imagine calling a spinning top a doohickey

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail

[atomic crane]

[solar coral]

susypiss

[glad carbon]

ground beef

[ruby minnow]

guys i found this bug in spotify

when you're listening to ads there is music in between for some reason???

[gusty willow]

submit it and get money

[deep topaz]

how vegans think we get milk from cows

[solar coral]

this is true

[final cedar]

gore warning?

🤸‍♂️

[glad carbon]

wedgie warning

[final cedar]

How long she been up there you think

[green schooner]

A While

[final cedar]

@slender rock

[deep topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uh1Qu_JrwHI?feature=share

[glad carbon]

schleppa what is your stalcraft kit rn

[deep topaz]

seekers mockingbird and AKM

[glad carbon]

can you upgrade the seeker armor or nah

[deep topaz]

i think so

you can upgrade other unique items

[glad carbon]

I mean like mockingbird to the next tier

not +10 it

[green schooner]

yours suck

[river zealot]

NOOO KAISER

[deep topaz]

i don't know of any unique item that's included in an upgrade path

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/tuh-buh-guh-cuh-what-gif-9750912507529527670

[glad carbon]

good

[green schooner]

Gn

[glad carbon]

gn :3

[slender rock]

Uncle Werid Al

[gusty willow]

NO MODS

time to partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[slender rock]

92 bucks

tomorrow

to get phone fixe

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/start-the-party-lets-go-show-must-go-on-fire-carry-on-gif-22918493

[slender rock]

😐

[gusty willow]

fix it yourself for less

[slender rock]

dude the heater bed thing is what I am lacking

also... i'm not having the patience

[slender rock]

rn

too much pissing me off lately

:(((

[gusty willow]

just think rn

NO MODS ON THE SERVER

[slender rock]

already paid

plus

I am giving back to the community bidness

and yes I know

the logs don't lie though

you dumbby

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/plead-the-fif-quiet-gif-7194514

[gusty willow]

as the wise shaggy once said

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-wasnt-me-not-me-gif-4930192

[true sedge]

this is what i sound like as soon as one (1) person enters a room while im playing

[grizzled meadow]

KMAC

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801464408613191720/1214675911874707488/43f581913a5efd49a0ef9d248c0a3718.mp4?ex=65f9fa18&is=65e78518&hm=bc61026e3cd8f7fc055831751d42eb6b9eb0dbef5fe48d67d8c93328ba6c3cdb&

[inland jackal]

Helo brainshid

[deep topaz]

greetings vrchatter

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

hi creature

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-laced-laced-hulk-green-monster-shit-gif-11770717343618769494

exiled lifestyle

[uncut obsidian]

hello furry

@narrow lotus obligatory birb ping

[deep topaz]

tippy tappy

[slender rock]

shoot me

someone idk madi

fucking

aaaaaaaaaa

[uncut obsidian]

why

[glad carbon]

he lives in sacramento

thats why

[deep topaz]

womp womp

[slender rock]

I am playing sqaud for one

and the other is yes

[uncut obsidian]

A grandma said "girl" when asking me something on the street

[slender rock]

I never seen what you look like so I guess that means it's working?

idk

[uncut obsidian]

byeah

[lunar brook]

You made it

Finally

[uncut obsidian]

It's the 6th time, actually

[lunar brook]

Im gonna ignore that last part

Congratulations!

[uncut obsidian]

akshually

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1002236888838574150.gif?size=48

but ty

[slender rock]

🎉

[oblique spire]

RAHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE MOBILE ARTILLERY

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-exploding-exploding-hog-funny-idiot-gif-13702011850125732811

[deep topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/emzberry/status/1765105079881773495?t=KUaVLMp4M_aJCnTl4rqHTg&s=33

[thorny anvil]

i wasted 30 minutes of my life editing this

[bold tendon]

💀💀💀

[inland jackal]

I disturbed #╟🔰☢newbies-chat they are talking about gender lmao

[deep topaz]

what is your genda?

i am a mekanik

[oblique spire]

♻️

[prisma quiver]

Germany aint got that

We just walk around in house shoes

[oblique spire]

Who here likes mobile artillery

[hot snow]

war

[oblique spire]

He's soyjacking

frfr

[prisma quiver]

No he nah

[hot snow]

the void is his mouth

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-gif-25269231

[inland jackal]

good heavens

[oblique spire]

Now back to the question at hand

who here likes mobile artillery

[prisma quiver]

Ok bro

[hot snow]

you and you and you

[oblique spire]

The fish in your pfp seems like a mobile artillery enjoyer

[hot snow]

he does look like he would sip some tea as he bombs birmingham

[prisma quiver]

SPGs ain shit

I could take down an spg by just parrying and dodging lil bro

[oblique spire]

"Good heavens" he says as he sends a fucking 155mm into a populated trench

uh huh

[hot snow]

I dont need trenches

I'm sending it right into town square

[oblique spire]

See but you gotta take out the trenches first and then you can call in more reinforcements to bomb the town square

[prisma quiver]

Nah

[oblique spire]

ez

[hot snow]

brother I'm bombing birmingham not the trenches

[prisma quiver]

Send cruise missiles

[hot snow]

there are no trenches in mirmingham

[prisma quiver]

V1 flying bombs

[oblique spire]

there will be trenches after you fire the first few 155mm HE shells

and then you need to take out the trenches so you can return to your regularly scheduled activity of bombing town squares

[hot snow]

those are a side effect

I'm after the people

[prisma quiver]

Any freakazoids in the chat

[oblique spire]

and guess what

there is more people in the trenches aswell

Send a few 155mm's

see what happens to the people in the trenches

[hot snow]

alright fine I'm filling the trenches with napalm

[oblique spire]

They stole tea from the fish in your pfp

[hot snow]

is that good enough for your trenches ass

[oblique spire]

he requires revenge

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-napalm-explosion-boom-gif-16616999

[hot snow]

he's going to use incredibly hot paste for revenge

[severe flicker]

queues fortunate son

[prisma quiver]

I put xan in my fruit salad

And percs

[hot snow]

droges salad

I should put drouges in birmingham peoples food

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-down-tuna-cat-gif-24331948

[hot snow]

that's a cute cat

[prisma quiver]

Stupid ass dog

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-gif-10075040375071383514

this is my dog

[toxic sundial]

Dumb ass hampster

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-down-tuna-cat-gif-24331948

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-down-tuna-cat-gif-24331948