#🎪bruh-fart
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Uhhh, mewderators?
The Mewing derators in question:
This is a non-profit, fan-based edit of 'Prologue / Anvil of Crom', composed, conducted and produced by Basil Poledouris, orchestrated by Greig McRitchie, and released by Geffen Records in 1982.
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part of the new workout playlist
Real
We need cereal with cannabis inside it
Idc
Where
Not anymore
hemp seed
Someone should make cereal with cannabis inside it
If any1 makes it they gotta give 5% of profits to me
:3
🍑
And they call me the freakazoid...
freakazoid
Streets call me Nasty Bob

huh
weird ass zomer why did you remove your messages
pinged hydro for nothing
так жабка
хули там жужжишь
А нельзя 😃
uhm
Servers down for anyone?
everyone
Guh
Good
I think I went too far in my coding stupid shit last night 
I made a website where we it’s just a calculator and everyone you press the equals the Huh cat appears then after 3 searches the calculator disappears and then this play
And in don’t know where to go from here
Is Discord dead or is my connection dead
how high are you on the scale of 0/high
look 2 messages up
discord is choking too
Ah okay, now the image is understandable
I thought it was my internet connection
huge ||chicken|| breasts
anywayes gn
whos you
Not very
FIELD MARSHAL 
Drug komandant
YO MAMMA
no way mother
come ova
awooga awooga
dawg??????
my ass is heavy
what does he mean by that
Proof?
Real
what happened to your camera
THAT'S NOICE
what are those lines
Smashed it
Totally real
Coming from you falco? I’ll take that as compliment
Have to rewatch it sometime
It's what you said but the calculator is nice as well
My friend also has a violent criminal record
Doesn’t even work 
And that’s just the default html buttons haha
No styling alllied to it
@glad carbon
Ironically css broke it and make the key pad like
789
+
Oh
True
For being violently awesome 😎
Sure
oh nah
Aight wtf is going on
Facebook dead, insta dead , discord dying
Facebook?
Old ass
it was your kind
that did this
It seems to be a global thing
we are getting attacked
Skynet has risen 
the houthis cut off a cable
they saw my website and thought yeah nah ain’t havin that fam
Also pretty sure star link would replace if a cable was cut
I love Elon musk
hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks
time to bomb them into stone age
Ahh it says Red Sea cable damaged
yep
I’d do it for 5
(For legal reasons this is a joke, I am not racist)
I did it
Is world war 3 coming
no
sure asf looks like a prelude at this point
bro we're still in cold war pt 203
I mean anything is possible but I doubt it would come from this, possibly could spiral from this if shit escalates though
except eastern europe's already on fire
When isn’t it
world war isn't as profitable as localized conflict
True
I am gonna hold my tongue on that. brother
Which is why apart of me can see a few civil wars coming
A lot of tension rn is tons of European countries atleast
I want it NOW
Dunno about America
don't fall for the slav psyop
europe is fine
Yeah, europe's fine
did I miss week 2?
its still going
Nahh here tension is pretty high right now some people already calling for revolt
im focusing on week 1
I can still do it on pilgrim outpost
poltic-lol; yeah here we're gonna have a clash of left-leaning "progressives" and MAGA tards
ah, you can still do it nice
im doing the lost armory quest brah!
im on that grindset, gimme a sec
britain fell for the brexit meme, already lost
God, I have no idea who's got it worse
it'll just be a bunch of armed pissed off hilbilly idiots
It’s the British right, they take shit seriously
it be time to start brah
Brits having an issue with a bunch of shit including the "Fake" homeless thing there
i had to finish the entire storyline for old villedor first
HMS Vengeance already armed their nukes this year
here it's shitty housing options or apts with landlords asking for unreasonble shit
slow ass overdrive 
ready to launch hellfire on france 
anyways... idk
he did not run boy run fr fr
Basically they are getting sick of what’s going on at our borders, and certain politicians winning elections by a dodgy landslide when they haven’t said how they will improve the lives of the British, only showed support for a certain group
idk how to do it tbh
yeah
haven't dealt with custom maps on dl2 yet
priorities are all over the place
dummies still voting for the tories?
In march 23 I swear it was like 20 thousand people sent to immigrant detention
Both bad as eachother rn
cool weatr
Tories want to keep rich richer, labour want to spend money on the poorer that we can’t afford
it's kinda annoying to set up for the first time, you have to create an account on a website that should be linked on pilgrim outpost
and then you can open custom apps from the main menu
if we (as a interntional thing) could like chip in to prevent that shit from happening by culling the shit that causes those migrants like shitty govs that people want to run away from
Ah
Ez enough
stop falling for the meme, tories are the enemy and ly*** them is the goal, always
I mean we can really stop them from waiting in France to rush a truck and climb inside lmao
Cant
lick the boat
here in california, Sacramento to be exact we're dragging our fucking feet on housing shit... and jobs
I been applying
😐
Sacra bleu
lol

it tastes like peacekeepers, nuh uh
Is it hard to move within the states?
without a car and if you don't have a place already arranged
it's a bitch
Could you move to bumfuck Wisconsin to get cheap housing?
you'll need to sort all the legal shit
true 
that's not even viable now
Camp in Calais, a lot will try jumping on lorry’s going into tunnel
for rental
It amazes me how much money we must spend on policing it though
@final cedar
shit looks like a zomboid map
@ God as well while he's at it lmao
Average Fair Market Rent in {"id":50,"state_name":"Wisconsin","state_token":"wisconsin","state_fips":55,"state_abbr":"WI","status":"0"}. The average Fair Market Rent for a two-bedroom home in is $905 per month.
there's this at least
idk how people do that shit bro
@ a whole servers staff for a question
god damn
FY 2024 Fair Market Rent for Sacramento--Roseville--Arden-Arcade, CA HUD Metro FMR Area. Fair Market Rent for a two-bedroom home in Sacramento--Roseville--Arden-Arcade is $2,072 per month.
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Morton
I got told I need to be more open minded because I said about a year or two ago in uni “maybe it’s just a bit too much causing pressure on policing it etc?” Lmao
And that’s kinda the attitude we have here over it, a lot of people are getting annoyed, but they are brushed to one side and put into a group of fascists
mor liek Moron XDDDDDDDDDDD
FY 2024 Fair Market Rent for Trinity County, CA. Fair Market Rent for a two-bedroom home in Trinity County is $1,030 per month.
Blur tbf mate
Cost of living has skyrocketed here
Don’t think it’s anything in particular
by "here" I assume you mean earth
UK 
EVERYWHERE IS EXPENSIVE IT'S 2024
I know
@solar obsidian 
it's just I am at risk being back on the street here
with mom and 3 cats one rabbit and no fucking car, again
😄
fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgUkjbMhF18
wonder if this could be viable
Earthships are off-grid houses made of trash. These off-grid homes are fully self sustainable and do not require any utilities for comfortable living. Amazingly, the beautiful earthships are actually made out of garbage. In New Mexico’s desert town of Taos there is a large community of like minded people that dwell in earthships. In this episode...
Hmm
Epstein island 2.0
my internet be tweaking today
nets flooded with bots recent weeks, so much activity it's unreal. Everything gets probed
The only thing I can see that this border stuff has a effect on here is that the council is building “low cost housing” for migrants when the list for council houses here can take years, (council houses here are you just a little rent etc meant for those families st risk of being homeless / say a 18 year old in a overcrowded home” and the list for getting one I’ve known people who have waited 2 years
Not specifically the councils fault though
80% of my flagged traffic comes from best Korea
The region kinda dumps people to these areas to stop growth in major cities etc
yeah. with section 8 here can be even as much 30 years
no landlords want to rent to sec8 or low income housing if they do they're trashy fucking people
or they run some illicite shit
then again so does the shitty people that will live in those housing conditions and so forth
If you ever want to pack a phone battery in your bag but don't have enough space, cut it in half using a sharp object so it's easier to carry around
same goes for your balls
Yeah.
For your penis aswell
Arms, fingers, legs, you name it
blessed be the king
@heavy peak it has come to my attention that these are not the best stats for bossfights
What game is that
I get my ass kicked now at 250 legend, with no tank skills
And with health and defence boosters added

So uh yeah, good luck
WHAT GAME is that?
The game
Is it rimworld

They seriously nerfed the inhalers
And stamina seems to drain faster while running
And gliding
which game is this?
It's spotify premium
why the fuck is tackhead so damn hard to fight @heavy peak
this is totally because of my hp tbh he 3 shots me but fuck
i forgot those existed
i just dont use boosters
You should
im bettr than this.... (im already using the rage booster)
Rage sucks
It only boosts dmg output but blinds the fuck out of you
If you keep up this behaviour i'm going to have to #BAN4LIFE you
Sorry bud, I only follow orders.
Annoying

Be quiet for a minute
fym i just turned tackhead and his gang into slop
actually obliterated
this is like using a sandevistan in real time
Yes
But its short
Double the dmg output and blinds you.
If you encounter a lot of volatiles during chases or in their hideouts during daytime.
Using rage will kill you 
pretty sure i got a dmg resist too
Fuckers seriously slap now, without the tank attributes
dag nabbit, why nerf game when fun
Tweaking rn
Tho it regenerates quickly
Yerrrr
Swagahhh

I feel like i'm about to collapse from a fent overdose
its better than the harran pistol by 60 dmg. nice.
h
eroin
memeg7837, your new nickname is Cygnus
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Jade
i really dont feel like doing the rest of the bounties rn
imma actually not
i got muh guns
now im satisfied
h
@grizzled meadow
MEOWWW :3 :3
🤝
Hi maja
same thought
Who the fuck is maya
you
No
yes
Streets round these parts know me as Nasty Bob
who
maja*
Damn
@grizzled meadow Jarvis, name this guy Maja and lock him from changing his server name, thank you
How did you know
NAHHH
I WOULD NOT WISH THIS UPON ANYONE

Who is maya 😭
I kinda want that break action baguette as a weapon in gamma
Mynah unit ate all my bullets
break action baguette craftable shotgun, needs anomalous bread + wishgratner to create
Very rude of her
she's fucking hugrmyn
My fuckin pancakes
It's like a MP-18 but as a anomalous bread gun
needs bread crumbs to reload
modify with pasta sauces
grok hire me
i will make gamma good
This is just making me want some garlic bread rn
god damn fr
IM ON A DIET DAMMIT DONT DO TBIS TO ME
ooo you wanna give up on your diet ooo
NO PLEASE IM JUST TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT
simply develop anorexia
Hiiiii :3
shut up maja
Maja is back?
Who is maja 😦
textbook maja
I do sometimes but if I do it for too long it makes me nauseated
Regarded retard
Going back to injecting more fent ig
oh worm?
mworms?
Worms is a good game
Worms reloaded cmon man
They live in your brain
WORMS
I can't believe maja called me a snowflake in her "i'm leaving this discord server" manifesto
would u still love me if i was a worm
Hell nah
I'd sprinkle salt on you
Yes and I'd put you in my ear
yeag

man, i should probably replay worms 4 again
forgor about it
or simpsons hit and run 
♻️
Give name

Yeah okay this is maja

Why are you posting your unwanted DMs
It's not dms
It's groupchat
Lil bro
This guy is speedrunning his exile
This is brainfart isn't it?
Why are you doing what I just said but with groupchat
That's not a meme
📥 A poll has been started by falco94
Is what Maja clone 9999 just posted a meme?
- 🇦 Yes
- 🇧 No
#🎪bruh-fart message
Context of "meme"
Isn't this the place where the brain can fart?
Yes but that's not a meme + we have a no femboys policy
Then why is madirex allowed in here
I can't ban him for being one
But you can ban me for posting a meme which includes something about femboys?
Mwadi was the only actual exile
I never said I'm going to ban you
Since he was exiled out of brainfart
The reading comprehension anomaly
Exile from this chat, not from the server
brother this is the gamma discord
u should know
people can't read
Real...
What artifacts can you find in that dawg
Stfu your honor you werent even there
A book that you can't read
No way
tryna be momo
It's a catchphrase, he said so
This discordian hood life is crazy...
he made it up
Can't even brain fart without these rats accusing me off being maja smh...
That's how catchphrases are though
he's kinda 
Bro barge in chat playing the cat part, flabbergasted because called maja
Me or Berry Delighted
Mf I didn't even know who maja was until the guy posted the pic
youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You acting like one person owns :3
The gif is not enough
The gif showed who maja is so i'd say it's enough
Rats are snitching, opps is bitching
i voted
Crazy
You can't know who maja is without experience maja
he'll become maja instead
W felloff
The guy literally showed a picture of maja going apeshit so
Accusing me of being maja bc I said :3 is crazy
bruh u aint the sun
idk if it was the right choice, idk engrish
THE ONE
If I was mod, we would've killed him
we
No more half measures waltuh
whos we
I get off to that
every so often a new maja appears
Me, myself and i
and theyre gone in a few days
you will be hanged within 3 days
I can block, parry an dodge lil bro
You right
the great filter
My bad original gangster
Change Nasty Bob to Cringe Bob, yes or no
Just kill him with hammers
he looks like he's about to explode and have his limbs go everywhere
Pregnant man reaction for kill with hammers
Yes
This is why brainfart went to shit, your inaction
We could've just killed people
Change to maja
Kill me with hammers.
Golden Age video posted
change to maja and make him unable to change his name
like someone else suggested
I forgor who
Literally who
the evil lurker
why does he
look like that 1 guy
Hes mewing lil bro
Bye bye 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
falco after doing nothing, talking about how he has returned the golden age
Greenscreen
We need an updated version, Christmas is over
no
Me and Alex be like
Would you kill me with a hammer? I'd kill myself with a hammer.
Streets round these parts call me Cringe Bob
Spacezoro apparition
what did he get banned for again
for nothing
noted
Been trying
think he posted something
tis the cycle of life
Now i'm on trial for becoming maja
and it was against the rules
Ig
I don't even know the lore I just post occasionally amusing stuff
I forgor
and go away and do it again
The more you say that, the more it gets real
because its true
its bullshit how they handled it
"Golden Age" for a shitposting channel
like for real, could've gave him 30 day mute or something
You clearly don't (own an air fryer) don't remember what he posted
what was the reason behind his ban
can you tell me what happened
like I was there but they used the memory eraser on me
i do 100% remember
I literally saw the ban message live
Lobotomy
Then you know it was bad as fuck and he even he said it was
and not a chance for unban? c'mon, man
And you also remember that wasn't the only thing he did
Who the fuck are yall talking about right now
like?
Ivan was the only one to get an unban and only because he left while muted, he didn't know about the automatic ban
1 guy was rlly fucked up
post dank memes, please
I feel like i'm the only one here who has received a lobotomy rn
Delight not being berry
1984
oh okay
this is like george orwells uh book, animal farm
Just a little "unban this user he's innocent"
change nasty bob, to banned nasty bob
1984...

though that user is one of the best people who made a mistake...
Take it up with the rest of the team, you know already I'm fine with unbanning him
W
./rank next_level
skill issue
#🤖bot-commands
what is it
If you take my name, Nasty Bob away i'm going to cry
W, win
It's my legacy, streets will no longer know me as Nasty Bob
I'll no longer be considered a freakazoid
You can't do this to me cmon man
Hey, can you do something for me real quick?
Type /nameme
Its very important
🖕
moatofalltime, your new nickname is Larry1
STRING FROM MINECRAFT
ok now I can kms
Nasty Bob withdrawal
1man7462, your new nickname is Canyon
“Guess who’s back”
I don’t need to guess I can hear the weight of his footsteps a block away.
Streets round these parts know him as 2 ton Larry
yes 
best if he didnt come back
damn @placid sail ur fat af
You just going to let him say that, busy?
damn @placid sail ur fat af
Brooooo what did he do to deserve this vitriolic hatred.
poor soul
Idk
I see message and I copy
have you seen the FN EVOLYS yet 
Maja logic
Kys
maja behaviour
STO PIT
I’m not wrong though that’s maja behavior
looks gae
monolithic upper, lightweight. retard safe belt feed
So many nooks and crannies for dirt to lodge into mmmm delicious.
scope looks like a rocketship
scar but big
Looks like it was built by tards
what, the barrel shroud 
ryrytard
stalker reference
Nah all the parts on the body that hard dirt can compact into and increase weight

I love armchair generals
And those guiderails for the slide that stick out.
Just waiting to fall into dirt
What the freak man
People who never shot a gun before
Tell me why the slide isn’t flush
what is structural weight saving
You don't get it
I want my gun to be as heavy as possible
you know that opening at the barrel doesn’t connect to the feeding chamber
Y’all are tards
Poptards
“A AR-15 feels like 20 boxes”
That you would use if you were moving
It blows a softball sized hole into the body
And it can hold 60 rounds in the chamber
at least it will have less recoil
Did you know that 9mm blows the lungs out of the body
Ikr
same recoil 
yes
it blew my lungs out
I'd blow your lungs out
the horror
😏
Hot
😳
Sheila Jackson Lee: AR-15 Heavy as 10-boxes, and fire .50 caliber bullets
http://bit.ly/2mSVVTk
Shelia Jackson Lee (D-Texas) proved conclusively that she's just too uninformed to go anywhere near the subject. She claims to have "held an AR-15 in my hand," which weighed as much as "10 boxes that you might be moving." She also claimed the rifle f...
why are you ENA
sheesh, she held a AR-50
lol
Had it first
actually dangerously dumb. Useless laws
Unoriginal…..,
yes
dumb people make our gun laws
you havent even beaten your meat to ena porn bro
Unoriginal buddy
what's ena porn 
It exists 
currently eradicating elves from this wretched world rn
@final cedar I’m going to pregnant man react every post you make because I don’t like you.
I promise you whenever I see you post there will be a pregnant man below it
hi Mr unoriginal
Alooo chat
Would
Me
lame
I upset him 😦
Shut up!!!
How dare you upset ryry
He thinks 🫃is hype. 
he slipping
🤸♂️
🦽🏌️♂️
🫃🏿
Hi!
what did he mean by this
I’m silly
🫃🏻
@prisma quiver I got this joke, not bad, really funny
👍
super silly
where's @runic kernel
I killed him

@river robin your attention span lasted literally 5 minutes 
True
You seem to be retarded, I’m still going, I just switched to
to better represent you
Who isn't?
shit i wish we had like, 4 ryrys
SLAVIC subtitles
Is that a US thing
no idea
in diverse timezones
Can I get a bucket that looks like a sandworm
to ensure that people get bullied
Because it’s abused. Look at the gifs and the cat is not happy
The tub one they put it into water too deep
ryry! your reaction perms, remember what happened last time! 
Let me cook
Let him cook
heating up dino nuggets is cooking? 
Speaking from experience?
balls
Yea
Nvm he burnt them
le bells

no
ur wrong
its just lobotomized
it does not form a singular electric wave in its brain ever
it is simply a ploy for us humans to laugh at it
a object
All for internet views
I do
bruh
Do you like someone jabbing a finger into your ribs? No, you dont.
Neither do cats.
yeah I know
read what I said
I hold her like
Evil henchman
don't know what that's like as my ribcage is surrounded by a thick layer of muscle 
don't just give up on me
mine isn't sadly
I'm a irl skeleton
Already have
gotta flex all day every day
literally
I love using my mp3 folder for no fucking reason
I was so skinny that I had my lung collapse 💀
wdym collapse
just craft a new one lol
What did he mean by this
Zero elaboration
He can’t elaborate, not enough lungs
Makes sense
nah it actually happened, twice now
apparently it happens to people who are either tall and or skinny (I fall into the skinny category)
Bro you can’t just say “oh yeah it’s been twice now”
bro
he just did 
how skinny does one need to be to get a pneumothorax
2d
2d
Bro is a stickbug
FR
bro is a main chatacter of harem hentai
real
me
HELL NAH
who up?
they yoinking they worm
oh Im tall
Ill live both my lungs collapsing
I require not air
im joking
hope ur doing fine
jorkin they peanits?
oxygen is a social construct
the peenus
you have been lied to

Love yourself
yeah doing good for now thankfully
Womp womp
spice7, your new nickname is Redsox1
Just hope you don't meet an immovable object
syferneo, your new nickname is Soleil
maybe you should stop using name me and make up your own name
Just straight up no lube jirkin ya shit?
I am
they are so humble
no more phone charging for you
its ok to take a bit of pride in being my biggest fan

Biggest fan here
Can you autograph my tip
now this is brainfart golden age
😘
who are they
calm down, hitler
who said you cant
i am adolf hitler, commander of the third reich
Hes in Turk mode right now
about to start another 500 year ottoman period
hes locked in
epic rap battles of history
wtf there'd be 2 of me
nuke her ass
like that 1 ben 10 alien
Copy and paste
woah woah woah
stop right there
we are sinking into undesirable territory
I can feel a laser pointer on my forehead
we are about to be taken out if we continue after that sentence
i didnt see this until now
i hope its still active
im eating veggies with some nice ribs
and theres one of those cartiledge thingies or whatever they are called
somebody has to DIE
my meal is FUCKING RUINED
This
its like 1 of those you find in bacon
Is where we differ
the small dots that make you choke




massive ping



