bold tendon
WTF IS WRONG WITH HIS THUMB
#🎪bruh-fart
uncut obsidian
Pretty sure someone got actually jailed for 6 years for throwing a plastic cup at omon
Which is why this meme exists
glad carbon
It wasnt that bad
prisma quiver
Like bro
My actions were so horrible the ai just said
"Dude, wtf?"
And stopped i
it
😭
I CANT
zealous remnant
the last thing i see before being put down by AI warmachines
visual stirrup
What, did you buy slaves like every isekai protagonist?
prisma quiver
No bruh I dont even know what the fuck isekai is
Tbh
I just saw "Fantasy world" and said hell yeah
zealous remnant
prisma quiver
I ended up slaughtering a whole town in the most brutal way possible
Then assuming reign
I just tried doing sum like the deepwoken lore
😭
dreamy flaxBOT
moatofalltime, your new nickname is Boyboy
lament vapor
prisma quiver
uncut obsidian
moatofalltime, your new nickname is **Boyboy**
boyboytion
glad carbon
boybortion
slender rock
strong eagle
Woah! Calm down Vaush.
glad carbon
goblin these nuts
green schooner
goblin these nuts
ok :3
glad carbon
<@341522460203810818> what does this mean
anyone can nut
green schooner
me
deep topaz
car has had many accidents. swapped body panels
uncut obsidian
what fucking degenerate did this and why
sonic current
grizzled ingot
where does a G11 lie in this diagram
glad carbon
where does a G11 lie in this diagram
Femme
glad carbon
Femme how, its a G11
uncut obsidian
grizzled ingot
Please dont say the C1A1 is femme
uncut obsidian
Femme how, its a G11
he's projecting
grizzled ingot
he's projecting
dude I hate the G11 lmao
glad carbon
Please dont say the C1A1 is femme
it is
grizzled ingot
its a genuine wonder how HK thought "yeah this is a good idea"
glad carbon
its canadian
uncut obsidian
bottom thinks that everything is femme
glad carbon
bottom thinks that everything is femme
you're femme
visual stirrup
How is the skorpion evo more butch than an AR-15?
uncut obsidian
you're femme
Ok
glad carbon
ITS A FAL THAT HAS A STRIPPER CLIP HOW IS THAT FEMME
its canadian
uncut obsidian
Proves my point
grizzled ingot
its canadian
yeah, its canadian, not polish
storm stream
no reverse speed? tsk classic
uncut obsidian
no reverse speed? *tsk* classic
I bet there's compilation videos of cats getting stuck in dumb places
uncut obsidian
lmao
grizzled ingot
too bad, you posted it, now pay for its sins
runic kernel
Hi Gork Hi Frog Hi FuckinSki Hi Catbites
glad carbon
too bad, you posted it, now pay for its sins
you pay
storm stream
Hi Gork Hi Frog Hi FuckinSki Hi Catbites
why hello
grizzled ingot
nuh uh
grizzled ingot
Hi Gork Hi Frog Hi FuckinSki Hi Catbites
a. Whoa, what a distinguished gentlemen
grizzled ingot
slightly alarmed but distinguished nonetheless
b. Where is your rank
what is your rank, you dont have a role either
are you a SPY?
runic kernel
Im grok
grizzled ingot
oh, my condolences
runic kernel
grizzled ingot
may your pain be relieved soon
uncut obsidian
runic kernel
Hi Falco
uncut obsidian
go go gadget backpack burglar
uncut obsidian
here's something to confuse yall
I'm not a gun nerd idk what's confusing about it
grizzled ingot
I'm not a gun nerd idk what's confusing about it
it takes FN P90 mags
the "ar mag" functions ass brass catcher
final cedar
ass ratcher
zombie deer spawned near my base. Now I have to ||eat the carcass or get slapped around by a ghost fuck||
toxic delta
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8x9IZrWEAAwuxy?format=jpg&name=medium
hmm btw who are they and what r they doing?
grizzled ingot
hmm btw who are they and what r they doing?
No clue, I just found the image and thought "yo thats a fucked AR" and saved it lmao
I have a bunch of "fucked AR" images
toxic delta
the belt basket is a vibe tho
grizzled ingot
Most of em are from Khyber Pass
pastel quartz
Most of em are from Khyber Pass
is that the place where they get aks in 24k gold?
grizzled ingot
Embossed and engraved
visual stirrup
is that the place where they get aks in 24k gold?
Khyber pass is where people handmake guns using files
pastel quartz
Embossed and engraved
baller, but just very heavy
grizzled ingot
They did the good old' British Tank Manufacturing method (they didn't standardize either)
So this allowed them to make some FUNKY shit
pastel quartz
Khyber pass is where people handmake guns using files
heard about this, they can clone any gun, barely any difference
grizzled ingot
Like an AK with the appearance of a colt AR
Or an AK chambered in british .303 using a bren mag that's bolt action
Or an auto mini AK that fires 9x18 makarov
pastel quartz
Like an AK with the appearance of a colt AR
so just anyone with a lathe and a cnc machine and minimal gun knowledge can do?
grizzled ingot
Not minimal
It takes a pretty big brain to use the tools and equipment they have in Khyber Pass to manufacture... Anything that can fire lmao
I WANNA BUY A GUN FROM KHYBER PASS
pastel quartz
It takes a pretty big brain to use the tools and equipment they have in Khyber P...
yeah
adapt
toxic delta
It takes a pretty big brain to use the tools and equipment they have in Khyber P...
i feel like this is the reason why they work 💀
final cedar
It takes a pretty big brain to use the tools and equipment they have in Khyber P...
I'd never fire a single Khyber gun
grizzled ingot
i feel like this is the reason why they work 💀
Khyber Pass doesnt make airplanes silky
final cedar
Fucking cavemen level gunsmithing
grizzled ingot
toxic delta
Khyber Pass doesnt make airplanes silky
no it's an illustration of survivorship bias
grizzled ingot
I'd never fire a single Khyber gun
I would, at least, for the first few hundred rounds
Then im scared
toxic delta
only the sick ones that didn't kill their owners reach da media
pastel quartz
PLEASE IM A MUSLIM I HAVE THE ALLAH PASS
question is
how do they rifle the barrels
toxic delta
but i be born to wash dishes
lapis zinc
They eyeball it
grizzled ingot
They use their good old two eyes, two hands, and a feeling
grizzled ingot
whats the twist ratio then😭
"about right"
grizzled ingot
Seriously go look at some documentaries on khyber pass, its wild
pastel quartz
Seriously go look at some documentaries on khyber pass, its wild
I've seen one of them, they can easily clone a glock
grizzled ingot
I've seen one of them, they can easily clone a glock
100%
A fully functional G18
Glock stack mags
toxic delta
how would they replicate plastic parts?
green schooner
Over here, also your name confuses me
its cause busy gave me it
grizzled ingot
Of course, shooting to the sand wont ricochet the bullet much so you can just dump it point blank
green schooner
Over here, also your name confuses me
I used to work construction and I love destorying things via slegdehammer/explosives
but also being a twink
'
grizzled ingot
The best one I have seen is a full auto tokarev with a mag as long as someone's leg
Its great.
grizzled ingot
but also being a twink
Hence demotwink, smart
grizzled ingot
I thought you lost an eye or something but also a twink
pastel quartz
The best one I have seen is a full auto tokarev with a mag as long as someone's ...
kyber pass crazy bruh
green schooner
no
uncut obsidian
I thought you lost an eye or something but also a twink
pirate twink
grizzled ingot
kyber pass crazy bruh
If you buy a Khyber Pass gun, you either bought an IED waiting to explode, or a near perfect, functioning, exact replica of any gun
No inbetweens
keen lance
Of course, shooting to the sand wont ricochet the bullet ~~much~~ so you can jus...
That's what a lot of Proving barrels are anyways.
toxic delta
grizzled ingot
pirate twink
Yar har fiddle the d or something
green schooner
https://tenor.com/view/xd-gif-21397715
me
uncut obsidian
Yar har fiddle the d or something
fiddle the DABLOONS YARRRR
uncut obsidian
you literally have twink in name
green schooner
uh
grizzled ingot
Straight as a wet noodle
green schooner
ims traight
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 twink
An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.
There are two major theories about the origin of this word, both of which probably have elements of truth to them.
a) Twink comes from an acronym [T.W.I].N.K. "Teenage, White, Into No Kink."
b) Twink is a shortening of the name for the famous "TWINKIE" [snack cake]: a tasty, cream-filled snack with no nutritional value. The phallic shape of the "TWINKIE" snack cake should not escape [the reader's] attention.
uncut obsidian
Young gae man huh
grizzled ingot
As straight as one of those two
green schooner
Young gae man huh
not me
grizzled ingot
Hello new phone who dis
grizzled ingot
what are these things you are posting
toxic delta
grizzled ingot
CALI SPEED ASSIST
California with their boundless intellect on gun laws has made it so that a speed assist is useful
its an AR stripper clip
deep topaz
i can't wait for them to reinvent the vertical feeding mag
grizzled ingot
look, you want a rifle that works just as well as these at a fraction of the cost?
dont worry
i got you
river robin
https://tenor.com/view/omori-aubrey-twink-gif-20315953
you should be banned for posting omori stuff
I mean that
grizzled ingot
...well, I say a fraction, but that's assuming the rifle he's holding is like idk
daniel defense
grizzled ingot
you should be banned for posting omori stuff
realest sentence to be typed
grizzled ingot
anyways yeah california go get an SKS. No pistol grip, no detachable "mag", 10 round "mag", and a stock
good rifle
toxic delta
they gonna ban it for being "probably carcinogenic"
grizzled ingot
fresh carcinogens
uncut obsidian
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1764165542728908860
brainwashed snake
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/bl-gif-18415729
green schooner
https://tenor.com/view/bl-gif-18415729
me and forg
uncut obsidian
me and forg
ok
uncut obsidian
you guys should like date or something at this point
green schooner
cant
glad carbon
me and forg
tulip ravine
Hello
pseudo sequoia
tulip ravine
Man I need to sort my sleeping out fr
oblique spire
Man I need to sort my sleeping out fr
and i need to sort out my FUCKING FRONTLINE THEY"RE PUSHING US BAAAACK 
GET IN THE FUCKING TRENCHES
uncut obsidian
Man I need to sort my sleeping out fr
then do it
glad carbon
go to sleep now!!
toxic delta
bedge
glad carbon
i can't sleep
sleep please
uncut obsidian
sleep please
i can't
glad carbon
uncut obsidian
it's 1pm
and I've realised that falling asleep became very hard to me if I'm alone
glad carbon
and I've realised that falling asleep became very hard to me if I'm alone
i sleep fine alone
uncut obsidian
i sleep fine alone
well i can't now
glad carbon
is madi gonna have to buy a bodypillow lmao
uncut obsidian
is madi gonna have to buy a bodypillow lmao
gonna find a body
i never had bodypillows and will never have them
what i will have is a Blahaj
But idk if buying one right now is a good idea since if I'll buy a big one i won't be able to easily transport it
Or i can just get a smol one
runic kernel
Hi llama Hi Farfalla
deep topaz
uncut obsidian
got to try cuddling yesterday
with what
deep topaz
oblique spire
How long do we think I can hold off the soviets
tulip ravine
then do it
Keep it lemon
oblique spire
Hi llama Hi Farfalla
No way its gato, ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GATOOOOOOOOOOOO
uncut obsidian
any parties
tulip ravine
Why not 
uncut obsidian
birthday parties don't count since they're tame
tulip ravine
Parties are mint
toxic delta
"im not into guys"
me as i swallow PrEP pills
oblique spire
How long do we think I can hold off the soviets
@tulip ravine Hydro my man what we thinkin
you reckon i'm able to thundercunt them?
tulip ravine
<@1064742672532783165> Hydro my man what we thinkin
I sense a opportunity
oblique spire
or will they thundercunt me back to berlin
deep topaz
if you aren't following bodega cats, you should be
oblique spire
I sense a opportunity
I did think that, however supply lines are stretched thin, i do have some reinforcements on the way however to steady the line
glad carbon
if you aren't following bodega cats, you should be
hi schleppa
deep topaz
greetings fgro
oblique spire
Also got some boys up here so i think ima cause a distraction up north so the soviets send divisions to defend
and then i just push through the south
uncut obsidian
"im not into guys"
me as i swallow PrEP pills
do you get monitored by a doctor or not
oblique spire
However @tulip ravine what does scare me is what they've got moving through this territory behind the front line, i have no recon so i can only wonder
deep topaz
always assume the worst
oblique spire
They so many tanks 
glad carbon
greetings fgro
wus poppin
glad carbon
i got one of those drinks in my hand
toxic delta
do you get monitored by a doctor or not
oh i don't i just buy the med "otc" as something just in case... i don't think i could stomach doing anything anytime soon
oblique spire
this one division has 63 fucking t-34-85s in them
and they have about like 9 of those divisions
uncut obsidian
PrEP is VERY underdeveloped in russia
glad carbon
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1764064073849704514
uncut obsidian
PrEP is VERY underdeveloped in russia
but i might try it
and kms for being too dumb with pills
deep topaz
glad carbon
holy
glad carbon
and kms for being too dumb with pills
just follow the instructions
deep topaz
bein homo don't pay da bills
uncut obsidian
https://docvir.ru/ lmao they have a whole site for it
uncut obsidian
an entire site just for PrEP pills
and i think those are the only popular (or the only ones that exist) prep pills at all here
glad carbon
@deep topaz hows the rostok grind
toxic delta
and i think those are the only popular (or the only ones that exist) prep pills ...
how much do they cost there?
thankfully it's cheap here, not dirt cheap but still cheap. prob wriggled free from dependency on the west with this one
green schooner
and kms for being too dumb with pills
good
glad carbon
@green schooner hiii
green schooner
hi idiot
green schooner
<@559857820724625419> more bottoming in tarkov arena?
I have school tmmr
glad carbon
I have school tmmr
alright
green schooner
uncut obsidian
how much do they cost there?
1500 rub ($15) for 30 pills
glad carbon
I have school tmmr
going to school after being tilted from a 0-5-2 arena match is always fun
toxic delta
naisu better than here
uncut obsidian
1500 rub ($15) for 30 pills
and it's 1 pill/day so $15/month
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 Naisu
A term professional gamers (be they simple gamers or [streamers]) in top competitive games, most commonly [Overwatch], use to compliment an action [in game]. Mostly used as a joke, and is most often always genuine praise. Derived from the Korean pronunciation of 'nice'.
toxic delta
ours cost about 2.5x that
glad carbon
😭
uncut obsidian
naisu better than here
i just converted it from rubles
you always need to take in account the paychecks
toxic delta
tru 😭
dreamy flaxBOT
1,500 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 16.463798 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
toxic delta
3rd world life 
i wish i made art to sell westoid and live happy in my hole
feels a lot more viable here
uncut obsidian
considering that average salary here is 50k-60k rubles
dreamy flaxBOT
50,000 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 548.780869 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
1 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 91.111048 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru:
toxic delta
considering that average salary here is 50k-60k rubles
haha actually not far from here too
uncut obsidian
didn't know you get paid in rubles 
green schooner
didn't know you get paid in rubles <:hmmtodayiwill:1169965389426462730>
I didn’t know the Chinese people used rubles
Great xi ping
green schooner
Wdym
toxic delta
yeee i missed it tho
the "just in case i get robbed" wallet
but now u gotta use some shady backdoor to get cash and spend it
green schooner
crazy
green schooner
but now u gotta use some shady backdoor to get cash and spend it
What’s your social credit score
toxic delta
prob completely neutral bc i lay low and never engage with loans
i never post on social media lmao
green schooner
true
green schooner
prob completely neutral bc i lay low and never engage with loans
Just don’t say anything about tianamem square
toxic delta
but yea the electronic payment sys works hand in hand with the social credit sys
where ppl can be automatically denied access to long-distance public transport
green schooner
where ppl can be automatically denied access to long-distance public transport
If I come to China super white and tall
Will I be called racial slurs
cause ik Chinese people hate Indians for some reason
toxic delta
oh so about that... i think ppl here worship whiteness slightly despite there being xenophobic
toxic delta
the white ppl i know here be living easy lmao
green schooner
what if I brought a Indian friend
toxic delta
what if I brought a Indian friend
i think it will be fine tho 🥲 chinese ppl are docile by the very least so u always have a safety net no matter who u are
glad carbon
the white ppl i know here be living easy lmao
cant you get like
white monkey jobs or something like that
just performer shit
toxic delta
the schools looooove to hire foreigners too. bc in schools, english course is separate from "english course that is taught by foreigners" and students have both
uncut obsidian
in russia foreigner workers are called "foreign specialists"
because they're quite literally everywhere and almost none of them are officially employed
toxic delta
dang who goes to ru to work esp these days? 😭
uncut obsidian
all transactions are done with phone apps
Banks here are trying to move to online stuff, you can pay using card, phone, even QR code
toxic delta
i can only see the sentiment from ppl who have family back there
uncut obsidian
But there's still people who are scared to put their money in an online bank
toxic delta
Banks here are trying to move to online stuff, you can pay using card, phone, ev...
ic! convenient as it is, i don't like the surveilence aspect of it
uncut obsidian
Banks here are trying to move to online stuff, you can pay using card, phone, ev...
Lots of shops even make discounts for items if you use a card instead of cash
I barely see people using cash anymore
green schooner
i think it will be fine tho 🥲 chinese ppl are docile by the very least so u alw...
isn’t it just a
they are more like
Talk behind your back and not confront you
toxic delta
yes, not easy but it won't kill ya
green schooner
That’s easy af
toxic delta
haha
green schooner
yes, not easy but it won't kill ya
them when I say
you want to go on a date under the iPhone suicide nets
toxic delta
so sometimes i pretend i don't know chinese and in doing so i can bait ppl to speak their minds
glad carbon
so sometimes i pretend i don't know chinese and in doing so i can bait ppl to sp...
master baiter
toxic delta
o i never see them here
uncut obsidian
so sometimes i pretend i don't know chinese and in doing so i can bait ppl to sp...
i remember a video of russians walking through an asian street (i think) and shouting insults in russian at everyone
toxic delta
i feel like a lot of city architectures like suicide prevention designs and homeless-deterrent designs are unique in western cities
toxic delta
it's easy to get by without going homeless here
single-property renters instead of corps
green schooner
Ye
toxic delta
and plenty of low-cost places to fall back on
green schooner
and plenty of low-cost places to fall back on
Me when the nyc apartment 100sq is 9k
uncut obsidian
I barely see homeless people here
But i also barely spend time in the city
toxic delta
yea hard to find one
uncut obsidian
But I've seen signs on house entrance doors saying "don't let the homeless in"
toxic delta
hmm idk how correct this is, a fren there told me the corps in the west have a need to display their homeless population, for everyone to see, so they would work for less and be obedient
"this could be u" or something like that
glad carbon
i believe it, sounds real
tiny studio apartment in pacific coast city: 3k a month
kitchen and bedroom in the same room
toxic delta
dang ngmi if i move there
glad carbon
dang ngmi if i move there
gotta roommate the 400sq ft apartment
uncut obsidian
if im gonna rent an apartment I'm gonna do it with a roommate and i already have options
toxic delta
im renting alone until july, scared af lmao
uncut obsidian
wdym until July? You'll stop renting or you'll live with someone?
glad carbon
i don't think normie roomies would accept someone like me
wym
glad carbon
as long as you dont wipe with the towels i think its fine
toxic delta
crimson flame
Me when the nyc apartment 100sq is 9k
lmao
uncut obsidian
as long as you dont wipe with the towels i think its fine
you got experience with that or smthn
uncut obsidian
i don't think normie roomies would accept someone like me
several roommates?
will you have any personal space
glad carbon
you got experience with that or smthn
no but ive heard a buddy talk about horror stories with a roommate
toxic delta
several roommates?
planning to go for 2 roommates
crimson flame
I barely see homeless people here
But i also barely spend time in the city
wait have u moved out?
or still in uni
uncut obsidian
still in uni
crimson flame
uncut obsidian
but i will be moving out
toxic delta
will you have any personal space
that's a hard call... i hate being watched or observed so so much
uncut obsidian
job interview today in 3 hours
toxic delta
and ima prob lock all my meds in a case
uncut obsidian
that's a hard call... i hate being watched or observed so so much
i hate it too unless the roommate is gae himself
toxic delta
haha tru! been hard for me to find ppl who aren't normies
uncut obsidian
I've had some offers of renting an apartment together from gae students here
uncut obsidian
Wdym
toxic delta
a big struggle here is that nobody is out, and i don't wanna risk it and out myself
like, everyone being closeted
so u never know who's who
uncut obsidian
meh, I'm planning on buying more and more stuff that i can wear outside
crimson flame
haha tru! been hard for me to find ppl who aren't normies
i mean normie people usually tolerates u right
uncut obsidian
i mean normie people usually tolerates u right
i think that's a different meaning of normie
toxic delta
yep! i don't wanna risk it at work tho
somber sandal
uncut obsidian
I would if i had someone to socialize with
crimson flame
i assume normies are straight people who has a healthy, tolerating mind
uncut obsidian
i think farfalla means homophobes
toxic delta
hmm i think there's a limit on how tolerating ppl can be
uncut obsidian
tolerate deez
toxic delta
like, im sure most ppl would be fine with just a person who has a preference
but being trans is so different
all-consuming aspect lmao
and hard to hide too
toxic delta
glad carbon
mother made splendid cookies
what kind
glad carbon
green schooner
they are good af
uncut obsidian
https://fxtwitter.com/jimmyoutsold/status/1764299982302048508?s=20
Me when i have to do a job that I myself applied for and get money for it: 
green schooner
i don't think normie roomies would accept someone like me
just don’t
glad carbon
mine brought home ice cream
green schooner
Me when i have to do a job that I myself applied for and get money for it: <:cry...
I hope you get 1 ruble a hour
green schooner
mine brought home ice cream
Same
uncut obsidian
I hope you get 1 ruble a hour
Nty
glad carbon
Me when i have to do a job that I myself applied for and get money for it: <:cry...
madi you should work construction
green schooner
he’s to weak
glad carbon
or in a factory or something
toxic delta
the masculine urge
green schooner
he’s also to weak
glad carbon
lathes are hot
glad carbon
im a weak lil guy and i can run a lathe just fine
uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
Madi cannot work any physical job
^
uncut obsidian
Mr fresh needs to live on
mr fresh got adopted
glad carbon
Def bottom
uncut obsidian
he won't be appearing online anymore tho
green schooner
Sad
glad carbon
why would working a lathe make you think that
green schooner
what’s a lathe
toxic delta
spinny cutty
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 lathe
The lathe is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle, whilst on all fours sucking another dudes cock and at the same time another guy is wanking over top of her. A lathe is very closely related to a [spitroast]
The orginial term lathe is where a person is hacking into wood that is pivoted on two ends with his [chisel]. In the sexually degrading version, the chisel is a mans penis and rather than hacking into it he is wanking onto the female. The [pivots] on two ends are the "traditional spitroast".
There are a few rules assosciated with a lathe:
- No [crossing swords].
- When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
- Which dude will recieve the blowjob, which guy will fuck her doggy and which one(s) [wank over] top, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when all males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when all wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can...
glad carbon
what
uncut obsidian
what
green schooner
madi is Russian so like
he doesn’t know any American terms
And have to use urban
(It’s inaccurate af)
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 Lathe ( | leɪð )
- Machine tool for shaping metal or wood; the workpiece turns about a horizontal axis against a fixed tool
green schooner
@toxic delta work blue collar with me
glad carbon
uncut obsidian
nsfw
glad carbon
this a lathe
green schooner
oh that shit is easy
toxic delta
<@217279310287863819> work blue collar with me
letsgooooo
green schooner
letsgooooo
I’ll help you pick up heavy boxss
glad carbon
oh that shit is easy
i did that so much for machine shop class
glad carbon
just gotta get a degree in uhh
crimson flame
i heard trades job gets a lot of $$$
green schooner
yes they do
crimson flame
like good welder can easily get $25
glad carbon
just gotta get a degree in uhh
manufacturing tech
green schooner
like good welder can easily get $25
cause no one works them
crimson flame
my dad is a welder and we're struggling financially
context: i live in a third world country
green schooner
my dad is a welder and we're struggling financially
context: i live in a third w...
sucks
toxic delta
I’ll help you pick up heavy boxss
a thing i did a while back
surprising how digital things can get these days
crimson flame
yea
glad carbon
my dad is a welder and we're struggling financially
context: i live in a third w...
come to america and do underwater welding here
green schooner
a thing i did a while back
I’m enlisting you think I’m gonna understand what that is
crimson flame
you guys should probably learn trades
glad carbon
you'll be broken and beaten but well off
uncut obsidian
wish me luck, i cooked macaroni using tap water
crimson flame
come to america and do underwater welding here
underwater welding is scary
glad carbon
wish me luck, i cooked macaroni using tap water
death
toxic delta
I’m enlisting you think I’m gonna understand what that is
😭
uncut obsidian
i hope i don't get poisoned
green schooner
i hope i don't get poisoned
I hope you do
glad carbon
underwater welding is scary
crimson flame
i wouldnt let my dad do that
green schooner
I’m praying on your downfall
glad carbon
i wouldnt let my dad do that
i dont think he'd be hired
crimson flame
tru
glad carbon
you gotta be young and trained for that
toxic delta
those are loudspeakers that can turn u deaf 
glad carbon
spry bodies for it otherwise you snap like a twig
green schooner
those are loudspeakers that can turn u deaf <:trolledhard:1196600289558528051>
I’m already deaf
almost
idk
I’m blind af
toxic delta
🫂
green schooner
without my glasses I’m like
glad carbon
I’m blind af
ill see for you
green schooner
I can’t see
I can’t even read paper that’s sitting infront of me without flasses
toxic delta
get army to pay for ur lasik
green schooner
I am
toxic delta
waow
green schooner
get army to pay for ur lasik <:kek:1206172080169820190>
I shoot expert already
with glasses
so I’ll be good
toxic delta
toxic delta
dang the only time i shot a gun was inside of a metal hangar with a makarov or something like that
i think the room was reverberant enough that my ears rang for a week afterwards
green schooner
i think the room was reverberant enough that my ears rang for a week afterwards
That’s why you wear ear protection
me unloading 7 mags of 9mm with no ear protection
glad carbon
i havent shot jack shit lmao
green schooner
toxic delta
😭
green schooner
Don’t do what I do
glad carbon
me unloading 7 mags of 9mm with no ear protection
no wonder ur hearing is fucked
will you even qualify
green schooner
yes
my hearing is fine
I like toning into peoples convos on the bus
Their secrets are mine
grizzled ingot
me unloading 7 mags of 9mm with no ear protection
i unloaded a mag of .32acp /9mm (i forgot) and 5.56
with no ear protection
now it rings :D
grizzled ingot
mine was only a week thankfully
green schooner
I was shooting 22 and 9mm
grizzled ingot
i was trying to build up immunity to hearing damage
by exposing myself to loud noises
green schooner
dumb ass
grizzled ingot
LOOK
toxic delta
i was trying to build up immunity to hearing damage
hmm it doesn't work like that
grizzled ingot
ITS LIKE SPICE TOLERANCE
grizzled ingot
yeah I just didnt fucking realize that the spice tolerance would arrive in the form of ear damage.
green schooner
yeah I just didnt fucking realize that the spice tolerance would arrive in the f...
Based
grizzled ingot
shooting guns is fun tho
i wish i can do more
i wish i can own guns >:C
I want a Ruger SFAR, I want an AK, I want a bullpup rifle
Me wan all
:C
toxic delta
part of why moving to usa is kinda tempting even though i'll prob die to some religious fanatic in texas 
green schooner
I’m about to blowwwww
green schooner
part of why moving to usa is kinda tempting even though i'll prob die to some re...
no
weak jackal
toxic delta
real
atomic crane
toxic delta
ima shitpost to the max and wear an acorn necklace
green schooner
ima shitpost to the max and wear an acorn necklace
LOL
toxic delta
and it's gonna be in the pic of my dead body
crimson flame
part of why moving to usa is kinda tempting even though i'll prob die to some re...
ask them to a 1v1
its high noon
green schooner
and it's gonna be in the pic of my dead body
uncut obsidian
I like toning into peoples convos on the bus
sometimes same
green schooner
and it's gonna be in the pic of my dead body
This is me
I hate cyclist
assholes
green schooner
sometimes same
ye it’s funny hearing what people say
like one time I was listening to them
and they were talking about how they were caught with their sister
glad carbon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100937400731045931/1214063154087202826/3...
hiii 
green schooner
grizzled ingot
when I turn 18
a. damn you're not 18 yet? Enjoy childhood while it lasts. Things'll get worse, much worse. Have fun writing a thesis in university (you wont)
uncut obsidian
grizzled ingot
b. Its not even a matter of age for me, I live in a country where gun laws are stupid strict
green schooner
a. damn you're not 18 yet? Enjoy childhood while it lasts. Things'll get worse, ...
I’m 17 and my childhood was taken when I was 11
I did not get to enjoy it
grizzled ingot
My condolences, and same
wait what age did i go to in junior high school i forgot
im bad at memorizing things
green schooner
based
green schooner
a. damn you're not 18 yet? Enjoy childhood while it lasts. Things'll get worse, ...
I’m enlisting
fuck uni
only idiots go to uni
grizzled ingot
the VA has ruled that your hearing loss is not service related
green schooner
muh pay 100k to uni and not get a job when I can go to trade school for free
grizzled ingot
neither does your twink death
green schooner
and get a job that gives me 30 dollar and hour
toxic delta
only idiots go to uni
me irl
green schooner
yeah your gonna get a job in gender studies
grizzled ingot
i'm like, contractually obligated to.
green schooner
green schooner
i'm like, contractually obligated to.
Doctor
grizzled ingot
And they're already planning to send me away to get my masters
uncut obsidian
I’m 17 and my childhood was taken when I was 11
wdym taken when you were 11
uncut obsidian
did you work at a factory or something
green schooner
did you work at a factory or something
no
uncut obsidian
child labour
grizzled ingot
I dont wanna go to uni anymore, let me just exist
green schooner
I was innocent child
Till I watched someone blow their brains out
Infront of me
green schooner
yes
crimson flame
only idiots go to uni
im able to work + study in uni 
green schooner
so I’ve normalized it
grizzled ingot
Madi coming in with zero decorum asking what fucked up shit happened to someone during their childhood
uncut obsidian
I watched those types of videos on my older brothers phone when i was 10-11 but i never saw anything like that irl
toxic delta
dang that's rough
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 Decorum
That [annoying word] that [moderators] at conferences always use. The status of maintaining quiet and [abiding] the rules. Pretty much means you should shut the fuck up.
uncut obsidian
no
grizzled ingot
Who made this stupid definition
green schooner
I watched those types of videos on my older brothers phone when i was 10-11 but ...
That happened and then in a 2 month span 2 of my friends committed suicide one of my family menders did also and then 3 of my family members passed away
I’ve seen my fair share of hell
grizzled ingot
Decorum means a sense of good taste and propriety
its the difference between flirting and "show us yer tits"
oh its urban dictionary
uncut obsidian
its the difference between flirting and "show us yer tits"
show us yer flirting
green schooner
oh its urban dictionary
Ye it’s shit
grizzled ingot
show us yer flirting
Are you from tenesee? My condolences
green schooner
Madi keeps trying to use it to accurately describe things
uncut obsidian
That happened and then in a 2 month span 2 of my friends committed suicide one o...
fucked up
grizzled ingot
Madi keeps trying to use it to accurately describe things
that's like using a Youtube Poop to learn about a game
green schooner
and just talking about irl stiff
green schooner
that's like using a Youtube Poop to learn about a game
ikr
primal kiln
I did libral farts for undergrad and my master's and I have a well paying job
||my parenst paid for all of it and I have no debt||
green schooner
LOL
grizzled ingot
I did libral farts for undergrad and my master's and I have a well paying job
a. damn, good on you, spare me some change?
b. nice art
green schooner
glad carbon
I did libral farts for undergrad and my master's and I have a well paying job
liberal arts is just a goto if you dunno what to choose
grizzled ingot
that's basically correct
toxic delta
I did libral farts for undergrad and my master's and I have a well paying job
but was the degree the thing that got u the job?
green schooner
(no)
uncut obsidian
liberal arts is just a goto if you dunno what to choose
these damn libruls
primal kiln
I needed at least a bachelors for this job
grizzled ingot
i.e. Arabic
I have a weird relation with arabic
I can read arabic
I can speak arabic
I can write arabic
I dont understand shit.
green schooner
based
primal kiln
classic Islamic education
grizzled ingot
You can tell me to write Alhamdulillah
You can tell me to read the sentence Alhamdulillah
glad carbon
these damn libruls
its not liberals in that meaning
primal kiln
you've described most of the non-Arabic speaking muslim world
grizzled ingot
You can tell me to read Alhamdulillah
but for all I can tell, it means "bathroom to the left"
grizzled ingot
you've described most of the non-Arabic speaking muslim world
basically yeah
green schooner
LOL
green schooner
its not liberals in that meaning
Your a liberal
primal kiln
libtard
green schooner
glad carbon
Your a liberal
what else would a bottom be
grizzled ingot
which is fucking stupid
primal kiln
what?
atomic crane
hiii <:peepoWow:1050008304107135006>
green schooner
what else would a bottom be
ok Madi
grizzled ingot
because it's the same as writing in english without the vowels
grizzled ingot
what?
i forgot the name but its the thingies that indicates how its said
Ba Bi Bu
yeah
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-bunny-rabbit-jump-scare-gif-12977487485...
hi koko :3
primal kiln
oh
the diacritic marks
the little symbols over the letters
the ones you only see in the Quaran and such
al haroof
crimson flame
arabic is wild
grizzled ingot
its like writing
"thr ws n wtr n th prk tdy"
primal kiln
You get used to it
grizzled ingot
what are you talking about, are you having a stroke
i dont wanna get used to reading strokey
if I had to get used to reading strokey I'd be worried about my overall condition
primal kiln
Because the grammar is pretty standardized and most verbs appear in the same 10 categories - you already know in advance, more or less, what the vowels will be
grizzled ingot
I asked my teacher how to read these and her response was "Just remember the words and you'll get used to it"
green schooner
@toxic delta
grizzled ingot
gonna fucking
green schooner
this is you when you come to America
grizzled ingot
krill my shelf
grizzled ingot
<@217279310287863819>
my dream is to become a landlord
toxic delta
<@217279310287863819>
aint no way im buying in this economy lmao
green schooner
my dream is to become a landlord
grizzled ingot
yes yes boo me all you want, I am the one who evicts single mothers
primal kiln
the funny thing about Arabic is a lot of the complicated conujugations and such don't even matter at all in dialects
they just ignore it
So all the complicated things you learn in Formal get thrown out by 99% of people in normal speech
toxic delta
hoping to not be a gremlin in the basement of the person i would marry
green schooner
Man I just want passive income
crimson flame
<@217279310287863819>
pros : my monthly rent is $50
cons : i live in a third world country
uncut obsidian
Man I just want passive income
uhhh learn trading idk
crimson flame
primal kiln
Like the dual feminine form - where you conjugate verbs and such for specifically referring to two women - you would just ignore a lot of that in dialct
grizzled ingot
a. your cat?
uncut obsidian
and lose all your money
grizzled ingot
uhhh learn trading idk
My dad taught me how to bargain durian prices as a child
dw im good
green schooner
a. your cat?
yes
green schooner
hoping to not be a gremlin in the basement of the person i would marry
just marry the right person
Or
Sell your soul
toxic delta
yes that's on the table
green schooner
he’s in vlad
uncut obsidian
i vostok
green schooner
yes that's on the table
which one
toxic delta
both tbh
grizzled ingot
he’s in vlad
idk why he's inside of vlad but uh good for him I guess
green schooner
idk why he's inside of vlad but uh good for him I guess
Vladivostok
The city
straight ahhh goober
grizzled ingot
Sell your soul
demo I have sold my soul as shares to maximize profit
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 vladivostok
[Vladivostok] is Russia's largest [port city] on the Pacific Ocean and the administrative center of Primorsky [Krai].
It is situated at the head of the Golden Horn Bay not far from Russia's border with China and North Korea.
It is the home port of the Russian Pacific Fleet.
grizzled ingot
i bought 51%
nuh uh
grizzled meadow
when I turn 18
toxic delta
yee hoping for my education making it easier to find places
grizzled meadow
Get the fuck out of here
uncut obsidian
Get the fuck out of here
he's 17
green schooner
Get the fuck out of here
so mean to me
grizzled ingot
Falco is about to shoot a child
green schooner
man I pay taxes
green schooner
the government is ran by Romanians
grizzled meadow
Ah it's Charon
grizzled ingot
right
grizzled meadow
Double get the fuck out
grizzled ingot
Ah it's Charon
the guy with the boat?
green schooner
How poor on the scale of 1-10
I live in the third poorest county in my state
green schooner
you're not american
I am
green schooner
Double get the fuck out
I’m trying to make someone make poor life choices (enlist)
grizzled meadow
but negative times negative means positive
Having Charon out of here is positive = double positive
grizzled meadow
I’m trying to make someone make poor life choices (enlist)
Another repressed gay who enlist, you're not original
glad carbon
falco just a hater
green schooner
I don’t even know what that means but like
uncut obsidian
This guy thinks that army is heaven
green schooner
Good on you
uncut obsidian
falco just a hater
Ong
grizzled meadow
I don’t even know what that means but like
I am being hateful as a joke but it's what I see in here almost every day
green schooner
I am being hateful as a joke but it's what I see in here almost every day
I’m lost
grizzled ingot
OH GOD DAMMIT
green schooner
can you explain in dumb terms
glad carbon
I CANT SAY THE GEH WORD
gae
uncut obsidian
Who else wants to enlist, raise your arm
grizzled ingot
ITS SO STUPID
grizzled meadow
can you explain in dumb terms
- Be gay but can't show/not sure
- Actually turns out to be gay, the world must know
- Enlist
grizzled ingot
aaaaaaaa
grizzled meadow
ITS SO STUPID
Talk with Grok about it
green schooner
- Be gay but can't show/not sure
- Actually turns out to be gay, the world must ...
ahhhh
grizzled meadow
I don’t actively talk about being homo
And surprise surprise you are gay, that was easy
Told you, you're not original
grizzled ingot
this is like banning alpenliebe but you're allowing me to consume straight corn syrup
green schooner
And surprise surprise you are gay, that was easy
Told you, you're not original
I never said I was
grizzled ingot
anyways what i wanted to say before being cucked by the stupid rule
green schooner
Guhhhg
uncut obsidian
What is that
green schooner
anyways what i wanted to say before being cucked by the stupid rule
yes
grizzled ingot
is I thought the repressed GEH goes to the navy
dreamy flaxBOT
Couldn't find anything on Alpenliebe
grizzled ingot
so they can be GEH
grizzled meadow
I never said I was
You just confirmed that you are gay
green schooner
@grizzled ingot Be my range buddy
grizzled ingot
Madi stop using Urban Dictionary ffs
green schooner
You just confirmed that you are gay
You lost me again
grizzled ingot
Alpenliebe is a candy brand how can you not know this
green schooner
Tbh
atomic crane
https://tenor.com/view/worms-nature-squirt-gif-9005496
SNAIL WARS RAAAAHHH
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/worms-nature-squirt-gif-9005496
would u
grizzled meadow
You lost me again
Are you gay or not
glad carbon
🥺
green schooner
Are you gay or not <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
no
grizzled ingot
Perfetti Van Melle?
grizzled meadow
Damn
uncut obsidian
Are you gay or not <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
schrodingers
grizzled ingot
<@259978818373156864> Be my range buddy
I wish
grizzled meadow
Stop being gay
green schooner
Why are you called twink then goddamn it
Busy gave me the name
grizzled ingot
A twink can be straight
green schooner
ask him
grizzled ingot
...I think.
grizzled meadow
It's always fucking busy
uncut obsidian
A twink can be straight
No
grizzled ingot
...can they?
green schooner
dreamy flaxBOT
Couldn't find anything on Twink
glad carbon
Stop being gay
smh falco stop being a gey hater
uncut obsidian
bwuh
grizzled meadow
Couldn't find anything on **Twink**
Good
grizzled ingot
hey guys here's a fun dirnking game
uncut obsidian
twink = gae
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 twink
An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.
There are two major theories about the origin of this word, both of which probably have elements of truth to them.
a) Twink comes from an acronym [T.W.I].N.K. "Teenage, White, Into No Kink."
b) Twink is a shortening of the name for the famous "TWINKIE" [snack cake]: a tasty, cream-filled snack with no nutritional value. The phallic shape of the "TWINKIE" snack cake should not escape [the reader's] attention.
grizzled ingot
take a shot of vodka everytime madi uses urban dictionary
green schooner
I’m a straight white man
grizzled ingot
see how long you last
uncut obsidian
Young gae man
green schooner
take a shot of vodka everytime madi uses urban dictionary
Id be down
glad carbon
take a shot of vodka everytime madi uses urban dictionary
dead within the hour