🎪bruh-fart

[tulip ravine]

[green schooner]

just turn on the fucking news

LOL

[tulip ravine]

I want to noclip over the Somme

[tulip ravine]

Real

[green schooner]

noclip over avidkka

or some shit

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1025757753202987039/1209425421532266517/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_1.gif

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/9Md1jeMNo_Q then this, it has scenarios where countries fight each other and you just watch

[tulip ravine]

It’s pretty cool I’ve tried it

The ui is fucking horrible like

But it’s decent

The closest we got so far is probably C:MO

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[tulip ravine]

Air and naval with fully simulated weapon systems, radar etc

[green schooner]

madi being russian and not understanding

simple english terms

https://tenor.com/view/barbanne-hamsters4anne-hams4anne-anneshams-hammies-gif-25040706

[tulip ravine]

C:MO = command mordern operations

[glad carbon]

@green schooner how do these guys always instakill team mates but take 2 mags to kill an enemy

[tulip ravine]

Basically the closest you can get to watching a dog fight without the danger of being near a dog fight

[green schooner]

cause they are cunts

[deep topaz]

btw stalkraft enjoyers

new season started today

[tulip ravine]

One problem with C:MO

[deep topaz]

folktale spring

[tulip ravine]

It costs like

60/70

[glad carbon]

does it give me free money

[green schooner]

yeah ik

im not playing stalcraft anymore

still salty about vss

so my account is going to waste

[tulip ravine]

wtf is stalkraft

[green schooner]

stalcraft

[deep topaz]

what about vss

[glad carbon]

wtf???

1 .308 instakills to chest

[green schooner]

i could of gotten it if I got my rep to base level 5 for free

[glad carbon]

84 damage

wtf

[green schooner]

and i didnt

so now I quit

cause I have the asval

[deep topaz]

so did they change the tree or something

[green schooner]

yes they did

and if you had asval

[glad carbon]

constantly

[green schooner]

you could get vss at level 5

for free

till like wenseday

but i didnt

so I quit

bleh

[deep topaz]

that was the final straw huh

[green schooner]

yuh

i had fully modded out mpx

asval

etc

[green schooner]

that and yanov was a bitch to even do things in

20 rep for each thing

and kept dying

[gleaming grove]

I stopped Stalcraft after being eaten by a dog

[glad carbon]

i stopped stalcraft after I saw I needed like

[green schooner]

everything north 2 taps you

[glad carbon]

alpha beta gamma samples

for fucking everything

[green schooner]

yeah same my bf was like stop being a pussy and grind!!!

i just said fuck that lmao

@deep topaz

[deep topaz]

the only things i've seen that needed samples were like, weapon schematics

[green schooner]

]

ye i have a lot of shit

but like

fuck this game

i havent logged into stalcraft till now

[glad carbon]

would you play it with me

[gleaming grove]

why u have a rifle stock

[green schooner]

no lol

[fading shuttle]

the game isnt very good as a coop game

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

cause before you needed it to upgrade things

[fading shuttle]

because resources get reduced

[green schooner]

in the far future

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

@glad carbon

[glad carbon]

punished for having friends

[deep topaz]

it's not that you're punished

[glad carbon]

I told you, dumb bottom

[green schooner]

i only played it cause of my partner and me liked it but like

he always at work

[deep topaz]

but you get rewards equal to the amount of effort you put into the task

[green schooner]

so like

and the grind just busted my balls

[gleaming grove]

idk why the loadout in Tarkov Arena looks so ridiculous

[green schooner]

so I dipped on it

cause it does

[deep topaz]

like if i show up and kill 6 dogs at a POI, i will get the full reward

[gleaming grove]

at first I thought Tarkov Arena allows you to fight in Arena without losing gear but you can make your own loadout

[deep topaz]

but if someone else comes along and kills 3, we both get half

[green schooner]

@glad carbon start

[green schooner]

ye its

[gleaming grove]

can I join u guys

[green schooner]

i dont like it anymore

[gleaming grove]

I will try to pain enemies with Makarov

[green schooner]

ask frog

[glad carbon]

ok sure

[green schooner]

no you'd be dead wait

actually try

ot just be my little loadout

[gleaming grove]

😊

[green schooner]

and let me kill you for a headset

[gleaming grove]

nahhh

that's foul

[glad carbon]

he can just drop it lol

[green schooner]

then try

hes dead weight anyways

[gleaming grove]

damn rude

[green schooner]

why not finish him off and just take it

[glad carbon]

@gleaming grove whats ur name lil buddy

[gleaming grove]

straight up

[deep topaz]

you'd be missing out on this spectacular dialogue

[gleaming grove]

meh imma go play BF2042

[glad carbon]

ok cunt

[gleaming grove]

w

damn

that's rude

[glad carbon]

stopped queue to get you in here

[green schooner]

we exited

just to let you in

ungrateful

monkey

[gleaming grove]

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021120109173030912/1209860915168804924/squish_cat.gif

@glad carbon

start it

fuck him

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-dumb-cat-stupid-cat-stupid-car-dumb-car-gif-3440626992816180205

[green schooner]

he can play next match

[gleaming grove]

cat

wait what server you guys are playing on?

[glad carbon]

idk man why dont you blow me

[gleaming grove]

sure

https://tenor.com/view/elgatitolover-cat-kitty-elgatito-explosion-gif-8874415577877859154

[glad carbon]

you had ur chance to join, gotta wait like 20 mins now

[gleaming grove]

wtf

I mean

meh

[green schooner]

we aint leaving for your ass

[gleaming grove]

that's fine

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tole-tole-dog-fighting-angry-gif-8953703076607841349

[glad carbon]

go goon until we're done

me im gonna top vro until we done

[deep topaz]

idk why but i upgraded from the AK74M to the M4A1, and even though the stat card says it deals less damage, it seems like it does a shitload more

[glad carbon]

fire rate

[deep topaz]

more than that

[glad carbon]

my head game is crazy

holllly

[deep topaz]

with the 74m i'd kill like 2 fleshes in one mag

now i can kill 4

[glad carbon]

ammo damage maybe

[hazy finch]

aussies stay winning

[deep topaz]

huh

according to my ingame charts

5.45 expanding does roughly 2.15 less damage than 5.56 expanding

i guess it's a difference but it doesn't seem like much

[atomic crane]

🤓

[glad carbon]

@green schooner yo ass is mine next round

[atomic crane]

Round of what

[green schooner]

yes :3

[glad carbon]

[fading shuttle]

they are playing tarkov i think, move over to the tarkoid channel

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-gif-24189318

Shitting and fartin rn

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane get in here

[atomic crane]

Tumy hurts

[green schooner]

your not mod

[glad carbon]

you can be the bottom

[atomic crane]

What game

[fading shuttle]

yeah im cooler

[green schooner]

so

[glad carbon]

fill in for this guy

[green schooner]

your gae

so

[atomic crane]

Is it truly tarkov

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1213704209786998794/Screenshot_20240302-202603.png?ex=65f67121&is=65e3fc21&hm=b2613d44f9311109db924175e560ade8e644dc778ddb0f3eadc2ea4f1cceebee&

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135041979043037267/1213732293349351444/lk4d.mp4?ex=65f68b48&is=65e41648&hm=0e3cff2d0f32cd1c114f8abcf7fbea32c0815e9b29be3e3dbf7e30f22200403b&

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1213704226497241098/Img_2024_03_02_20_25_36.jpg?ex=65f67125&is=65e3fc25&hm=c02ed28084a5909d5f026588e9f10638d710b330df42e42dcfd4da7d9185b247&

[glad carbon]

@gleaming grove :3

[atomic crane]

Tumy hurts

Tryna empty my bowel rn

[glad carbon]

do you take uhh

metamucil

that'd help ur tummy

[atomic crane]

Nah this ain't a recurring issue thankfully

I just ate like shit recently

[glad carbon]

it happens

[green schooner]

me playing arena and normal eft

makes me want to play spt

[glad carbon]

fr

I wanna play arena against bots

[gleaming grove]

you ate shit?

[green schooner]

ok im playing spt after this match

[atomic crane]

Yeah I ate shit and now i can't get it to leave

[gleaming grove]

would be cool if someone created SPT tarkov but allow Coop

[atomic crane]

^ true...

[gleaming grove]

that's would be Helldiver but

[green schooner]

ok

sure

sure

[gleaming grove]

[green schooner]

thats a arm shot

[atomic crane]

and

[green schooner]

sure

thats totally

a arm shjopt

[oblique spire]

it exists

but its scuffed

[green schooner]

@glad carbon

[gleaming grove]

nice

[green schooner]

totally didnt hit hiim

IN THE FACE

[gleaming grove]

scuff is better than nothing

[green schooner]

oh my lord fuck t his game

on my momma

@glad carbon dipping

fuck this

playing spt]

[glad carbon]

same lol

12g to the face

"yeah that was a leg shot"

[glad carbon]

this netcode is on something else rn

[green schooner]

literally

shit ass gmae

[glad carbon]

playing with my balls

helldiving tho

[green schooner]

ok

[glad carbon]

dude we got fucked so hard

[green schooner]

yes

the game is shit

so

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane you made my tummy hurt too

wtf

[uncut obsidian]

@atomic crane no idea what you did but fuck you

[glad carbon]

dont proposition him

[dreamy flax]

📚 proposition 8

stupid [proposition] that right-wing [flaming homosexuals] passed in california banning [gay marriage]

[uncut obsidian]

ok

[dreamy flax]

📚 Proposition ( | ,prɑpə'zɪʃən )

• A proposal offered for acceptance or rejection
• The act of making a proposal
• An offer for a private bargain (especially a request for sexual favors)
• A task to be dealt with
• (logic) a statement that affirms or denies something and is either true or false

[uncut obsidian]

@glad carbon can i do a request for sexual favors

[glad carbon]

sorry im busy

[green schooner]

what

[visual stirrup]

I'm starting to see how you lost mod status

[green schooner]

he has a onlyfans and a 18+ twitter

uh

of course its easy

https://tenor.com/view/barbanne-hamsters4anne-hams4anne-anneshams-hammies-gif-25040706

[fading shuttle]

its not that hard to see

[green schooner]

even alex

would be a better mod

[fading shuttle]

real

i would ban everyone that isnt funny, starting with myself

[green schooner]

LMAO

[green schooner]

who would be your number 1 on the list

[visual stirrup]

i'm legally blind
I don't go around checking what people have posted about themselves elsewhere
When I heard someone else talking about his reddit activity, I was creeped out

[fading shuttle]

me

[green schooner]

LOL

[green schooner]

I just told you what you needed to hear

blehhh

[green schooner]

2?

[fading shuttle]

the first 3 on the list are me, myself and I

[green schooner]

based

[inland jackal]

Bootey

Waiting for surgeon

[green schooner]

hope it goes well

[fading shuttle]

cant wait until im mod

only a matter of time

[runic kernel]

Im mod

[green schooner]

where did all your roles go 😭

[inland jackal]

Eh its booty, whats the worst thing that could happen

[green schooner]

i mean

they did the same to me

so

[green schooner]

stiches on your ass

[inland jackal]

More rest time

But in a different pose

[glad carbon]

gotta sleep ass up

[gleaming grove]

@silver bough

wait wrong person pinged

[green schooner]

they did it to me

LOL

and yes I had to

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon your ass

[green schooner]

it sucked

[gleaming grove]

now

[glad carbon]

wtf happened

did you sit on a landmine

[green schooner]

infection at like

the very top

[glad carbon]

😳

if you really want it

[green schooner]

I was constantly bleeding

[gleaming grove]

yes

I want your Donkey pet

[inland jackal]

Being an ass surgeon is a shitty job

[green schooner]

literally

[inland jackal]

At least he grew balls to look at the asses of men

[gleaming grove]

Ass Surgeon:
Ass Surgeon:

also one has a shitty job

another is a scary sight for patient

[inland jackal]

So true

[glad carbon]

ass surgeon vs proctologist

[inland jackal]

Balls

[visual stirrup]

I genuinely don't know where proctologists and urologists come from
Do people decide to take up that nasty business during a normal career?
Do they all just spawn in after I enter the cell in Creation Engine?

[glad carbon]

I think its like uhh

[inland jackal]

Same with karens

[fading shuttle]

same place where morticians come from

[glad carbon]

medical school desensitized em

[visual stirrup]

real answer

[glad carbon]

they just dont care and think "someones gotta do it"

the money def helps

im sure they get paid bonuses for having to dig thru asses

[inland jackal]

Nah

But

[fading shuttle]

genuinely think the most entertaining video ive seen is a mortician asking questions

[visual stirrup]

It takes a real fucking psychopath to look at a diseased butthole and think "fascinating"

[inland jackal]

Butt lol

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ktLen9cVM

[inland jackal]

But i think they can get some gifts from the patients

[glad carbon]

im sure there's an overlap of like

idk

[inland jackal]

Ass scientist who learns ass and ass surgeon that does the ass

[visual stirrup]

twisted desire and genuine desire to help

[glad carbon]

yeah

like people who watching pimple popping videos

or gore videos

[visual stirrup]

I enlisted to serve my country!
(I also like killing people)

[fading shuttle]

whats with this defamation rn

[glad carbon]

wdym

[inland jackal]

Its been an hour

Still waiting lol

[glad carbon]

whats up

[inland jackal]

My ass is getting numb from sitting, i prob wont need anesthesia

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1213723693172265010/RDT_20240302_2244262512177705602017324.jpg?ex=65f68346&is=65e40e46&hm=4137870affef41a1878af773e52b31cd499033a2651468af70c409e16380975a&

[glad carbon]

he wont feel it

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1213753139908313088/insta_1699365471099_0.mp4?ex=65f69eb2&is=65e429b2&hm=bf59dd926f09953cef5fd47c78ed6e054daa845a75434a3905e48a8cb0a8e23b&

[inland jackal]

Sons of the radiation

[glad carbon]

@deep topaz are you still gooning in stalcraft

[deep topaz]

its 3 am

must sleep

[glad carbon]

good night buddy

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mythical-tree-oh-the-misery-jadestrouble-gif-7468919938176280189

[deep topaz]

i shall try

[tulip ravine]

Actual question for you Americans

How often are shootings but like when your just having a fight with someone

[glad carbon]

?

[tulip ravine]

I be tryna watch some street fights and half of them ended up someone being shot

[glad carbon]

people pull guns when they lose fights

alot t bh

[tulip ravine]

That’s when it goes too far for me tbh

But yeah like easily for every 2 kos there’s 1 guy shot

And it’s actually disturbing that’s a real society that shouldn’t happen

[visual stirrup]

The type of person willing to answer this question is guaranteed to not be helpful
You'd have trouble finding actual statistics about this

[green schooner]

im in country so

usually the other person is unconscious

[fading shuttle]

cant have a proper fistfight anymore

america has fallen

[visual stirrup]

Shocking stories have wings, and become widespread
It's not that common outside of the worst cities and neighborhoods

(I bet)

[atomic crane]

im gonna cum

[tulip ravine]

True but it’s actually disturbing on just how many their are

[inland jackal]

Hi koko

[atomic crane]

hoi

[inland jackal]

Hio

[tulip ravine]

Also a lot of drunk driving live stream crashes

[tulip ravine]

Here if you get stabbed, usually you done somet like gang involvement

But man just to get shot coz you lost a fight how much of a bitch can you be

[atomic crane]

just got done shitting my brains out with a tummy ache, time to eat a bowl full of ground beef

[tulip ravine]

Eat corned beef

[tidal trellis]

I awake, hello people

[tulip ravine]

Eat two cans of corned beef

[atomic crane]

cans 🤢

[tulip ravine]

Well yeah

It’s corned beef

It’s cnaned

[atomic crane]

no

[green schooner]

last fight I saw was something getting their head stomped in

in my caf

[tidal trellis]

Yikes

[tulip ravine]

Only time I’ve ever gone for someone when their on ground was some guy who tried feeling my Mrs

Aside from that if your on ground your being left alone

[green schooner]

lol there was a whole ass pool

[tulip ravine]

My hand was fucked after

Was grim

But worth it

[atomic crane]

you live near psychopaths

[tulip ravine]

Not really

[atomic crane]

who the fuck just goes for a handful in public

[tidal trellis]

You also deadass pinged me twice when I was sleeping 🦐

[tulip ravine]

It’s just older men here have no respect

[atomic crane]

i expect older people to know better

[tulip ravine]

So got my leg and tripped him up, kick in jaw and layed into his stomach

[atomic crane]

i wouldnt believe you if you werent the most bri ish guy i've ever seen on the internet

[tulip ravine]

Lad who wouldn’t do that if someone grabbed their girlfriend

[tidal trellis]

🤢 British

[atomic crane]

no no the question is where on earth does your girlfriend get groped in public

[tulip ravine]

Piss off you wee wanker

[tidal trellis]

Least I have proper teeth

[tulip ravine]

I literally can’t argue with that either

My teeth aren’t the best, but unfortunately through no fault of my own

[tulip ravine]

Anyway yeah like 30 year olds here are disgusting

[atomic crane]

that's crazy

where i live, it's almost unheard of for that to happen

if it did, yeah that guy is going to have problems lmao

probably end up in a cell that night

[tulip ravine]

We get lucky the police turn a blind eye to certain situations

[tidal trellis]

💀

[tulip ravine]

There was a pedo in my town and his house got fire bombed, police came took evidence from the other side of the street and left

[fading shuttle]

ive played all of these

[tulip ravine]

Space marines

[atomic crane]

i play darktide and helldivers

never played dorf game

i'm 6'2 IRL as well lmao

[inland jackal]

Booty v2

[inland jackal]

I need to be transported to the serious operation room

[atomic crane]

Ass 2

[inland jackal]

So true

[atomic crane]

bowl of ground beef: vored

[inland jackal]

Ass surgeon

[atomic crane]

Derriere doctor

[visual stirrup]

prostate protector

anus analist

[atomic crane]

sphincter surgeon

hole healer

[visual stirrup]

glute GP

He's a general practicioner
but only for your glutes

[atomic crane]

my glutes are built

when i flex them i raise like 4 inches in my chair

[visual stirrup]

Instant baby seat

niki minaj ass

[atomic crane]

hell yea

the butt booster

[atomic crane]

TF2 sniper SMG

[tulip ravine]

Why you just eating beef tho

The doo doo doctor

[atomic crane]

because i'm an animal

i seasoned it with onion, garlic, basil, and oregano

and salt of course

[gleaming grove]

what is your problem

you are missing pepper

[atomic crane]

i think the italian seasoning had some in it

the basil and oregano was in an italian seasoning grinder

[gleaming grove]

I kinda want to make buttery garlic seasoning for Steak

what is your favorite cut

[atomic crane]

favorite cut or affordable cut

[eager igloo]

Id add some rice and veggies to it

[gleaming grove]

favorite

[atomic crane]

ribeye

[gleaming grove]

brother

[eager igloo]

Stir fry would be great

[gleaming grove]

if you dont want steak

you can cut them in smaller cut and stir fry on cast iron pan

[atomic crane]

ive never tried it but butter basting sounds nice

[gleaming grove]

I usually add onion and something else like celery

[inland jackal]

I was placed in dining area aaaaaaaa

[atomic crane]

it's over

[pastel quartz]

is anone here romanian

[inland jackal]

Came for ass surgery

Am in dining room

[pastel quartz]

https://c.tenor.com/M-c9AvWzHfgAAAAC/raised-eyebrows-funnyhaha.gif

[gleaming grove]

dont lie

you still have a barbie doll lunch box

[inland jackal]

I never had a lunchbox

[atomic crane]

momy packed lunch

[inland jackal]

Neva

[atomic crane]

my mommy packed my lunch until 3rd grade

then i got school slop

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

[atomic crane]

got to watch the white ass mormons i went to school with dip their shitty school pizza in prepackaged ranch

[inland jackal]

Complete chaos here

[eager igloo]

Mmm, school slop

[inland jackal]

Patients are leaving the building willy nilly

[tidal trellis]

Mormons

[atomic crane]

yeah they were either mormons or mostly-neglected white trash

[inland jackal]

Doctor told my dad to go home

I will be here for a while

[tidal trellis]

Where tf are you

[atomic crane]

making the mother of all omelettes here W

cant fret over every egg

[inland jackal]

Un hospital

[eager igloo]

"Why kids don't want spinach, it's healthy and tasty"
Spinach in school:

[atomic crane]

the UN are still in serbia

its over

[gleaming grove]

wth

did you pull that from a cow stomach

[atomic crane]

i didnt have the pleasure of seeing this ever

[inland jackal]

I means like french un

un hospital

[atomic crane]

instead it was my dad eating canned spinach

i havent seen canned spinach since i was 7 years old

[inland jackal]

There are some hot nurses here tho

Theres one tall af

Redhead

[atomic crane]

when i was a teenager my mom made fresh spinach and brought me back into the spinach enjoyer crowd

[glad carbon]

gn @atomic crane

[atomic crane]

gn bestie

[glad carbon]

:3

we play tomorrow?

[atomic crane]

we shall see

i got arma 3 op

and homework too

[solar obsidian]

🤮

[eager igloo]

Yeah

[atomic crane]

is that canned spinach coming out of that emoji's mouth

[solar obsidian]

yup

[atomic crane]

[inland jackal]

He's sucking up all that greenery

[tidal trellis]

Eat ur greens

[inland jackal]

They said they will use thermo cauterizer on me

Deth

Thermo cauter

Is that the hot boi

[fading shuttle]

nah its cold

[inland jackal]

No way

[visual stirrup]

this looks less appealing than raw spinach

[inland jackal]

Cryo cauter when thermo cauter enters

[atomic crane]

yeah canned spinach is literally slop

what you imagine when you hear "slop"

idk how the fuck they get away with this

who canned a leafy green

i want to send them to the camps

[inland jackal]

Add few boiled eggs and thats a decent lunch

[atomic crane]

maja

[inland jackal]

I had to eat boiled spinach

[inland jackal]

When i was younger

[atomic crane]

me too until age 6 or 7

i remember it tasting of vomit

and having the worst, most awful slimy texture

[inland jackal]

It tasted of nothing

[atomic crane]

like rubbery flaps of goop

[inland jackal]

Time to go

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/boneworks-kms-suicide-cockandballtortureisfunnyhaha-revolver-gif-19983342

[eager igloo]

Yeah, all that

My other favourite: boiled piece of chicken

Just boiled

[inland jackal]

Never fuckin mind i was told to wait more

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/gunslingermod-stalker-suicide-gun-kill-gif-21174948

[inland jackal]

They need to put me in system

[eager igloo]

And overboiled at that

[atomic crane]

i tried eating boiled chicken breast with brown rice and broccoli every day for a week or so

i hated life

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969924176842473482/1207409642808934461/S.T.A.L.K.E.R._-Anomaly-2024-02-.gif

[eager igloo]

I wanted to make shredded chicken once, but instead of roasted like god intended recipe wanted it to be cooked

[atomic crane]

cooked how

[eager igloo]

With spices, but it gave it nothing

[tidal trellis]

Imagine if it was empty

[gleaming grove]

go

[atomic crane]

roasting is a way of cooking it

you mean like boiled

or baked

or grilled

[eager igloo]

Boiled

[atomic crane]

o

[gleaming grove]

Roasting your friend:
Roasting your friend:

[eager igloo]

The only situation where boiling meat is in any way acceptable is stock

[atomic crane]

spitroasting your friend:

[eager igloo]

Every recipe that says different is made by midwesterner who burned off his tastebuds eating franks red hot

[atomic crane]

i dont think ive ever seen a recipe call for boiled meat

[green schooner]

Me

[tidal trellis]

The skeleton appears

[inland jackal]

I was offered a room or to stay waiting in dining room

I stayed in dining room

[gleaming grove]

so they ass surgery you in a dining room?

that

doesn't sound good

[inland jackal]

Maybe they are just hungry

[tidal trellis]

My hungry ass could not be a brain surgeon

[inland jackal]

Tarrare lookin mf

(some dude that ate a live baby)

[fading shuttle]

my horny ass could not be an airplane mechanic

[inland jackal]

Time to play games on phone

[green schooner]

What

[tidal trellis]

TRUE

[green schooner]

My hungry ass could not work in a morgue

[slender rock]

👍

[fading shuttle]

i cant work on planes man

[tidal trellis]

💀

[green schooner]

I couldn’t

[gleaming grove]

Us job hunting experience

Oh wait its cali

No wonder

[tidal trellis]

Time for my breakfast

!!

[slender rock]

Better off selling my organs to science at this stage bro

[pastel quartz]

A dude did sample to me

While he touches I felt like violated

[slender rock]

[uncut obsidian]

hey chach

[pastel quartz]

I hate learning first aid

[pastel quartz]

Halloo

[gleaming grove]

Hey person

[pastel quartz]

I did a hemlich maneuver to a woman and she said stop you're hurting my organs

Then she ded

[gleaming grove]

F

[green schooner]

Nighty

I mirmir

[tidal trellis]

Goodnight

[eager igloo]

Imagine getting saved by cpr and suing the guy who saved you for cracking your rib

[gleaming grove]

Tbh they always say that you should help people

[green schooner]

you can’t

[gleaming grove]

But with current state of people its not even worth helping

[green schooner]

Only way to get sued is

If your not certified

[eager igloo]

Well, yeah

[gleaming grove]

But tbh

[green schooner]

duh

[pastel quartz]

You can't sue

[gleaming grove]

Would you rather get your ribs cracked or die

Idk

[pastel quartz]

[gleaming grove]

I rarher let them die

[pastel quartz]

Thats the best thing

[gleaming grove]

Not my problem

[green schooner]

I’m first aid and cpr certified so of course I know bleh

[pastel quartz]

Die

[gleaming grove]

Man is Paramedic

[green schooner]

no

just basic training

my colonel was a combat medic so he taught us

and was able to certify us

[eager igloo]

Yeah but not everyone who had cpr training has certification

[gleaming grove]

I only learn it in military and the way we CPR is literally knuckle someone rib cage

[green schooner]

ye whacky

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace Hi Cuppy Cup Hi demotwink Hi OguzY Hi Flop

[gleaming grove]

And its the same way keeping someone awake as they go into shock

[green schooner]

do it jiggle

[gleaming grove]

To knuckle their rib cage

It hurts like a mfer

[green schooner]

yes

[pastel quartz]

Hiii

[green schooner]

but they won’t be alive to say it hurts

so

[tidal trellis]

Always better for the rib to be cracked than fucking die

[runic kernel]

DNR

[gleaming grove]

Also i was made an example how to put CATS on my hand in case of I was bleeding from decapitation

[pastel quartz]

I wanna see god

[gleaming grove]

And dude hated me so he literally kneel a bit harder on my hand

[eager igloo]

Hiii cato

[green schooner]

I’d rather kill someone then save someone

[gleaming grove]

I had a bruise after the tourniquet demonstration

[eager igloo]

Yeah but that's kinda my point

[tidal trellis]

Ain't u supposed to be sleeping

[gleaming grove]

Nah

They are CPRing

[green schooner]

yuh

But can’t

[inland jackal]

Aaaaaaaaaaa

[gleaming grove]

CPRing "CD Projekt Reding"

[eager igloo]

Fuck my phone battery is fucking up again

[green schooner]

idk I gotta go to my bubbas tmmr

sucky

[gleaming grove]

Lemme guess Iphone?

[tidal trellis]

My fried eggs are too fucking salty dawg

[gleaming grove]

Him

[gleaming grove]

Where is your Chakra

[inland jackal]

My what

[gleaming grove]

Chakra

A slipper

[tidal trellis]

What did he mean by this

[inland jackal]

What slipper

[solar obsidian]

@stone blade

[green schooner]

:3

[gleaming grove]

Actually

A flipper?

Or a slipper

Idk

[inland jackal]

I dont have either

[gleaming grove]

Damn

Unlucky mf

[inland jackal]

I will continue playing battle of polytopia while waiting for surgeon

[eager igloo]

No ewwwwww 🤮

Cringiest hardware imaginable

[green schooner]

iPhone is the best

I love the Chinese children that made my phone

For 1 penny

[pastel quartz]

Iphone users are cringe and dumb

[inland jackal]

Iphone may have good hardware but the battery is ass

[eager igloo]

Just my phone is kinda old, and I didn't know how to care for battery proper

[inland jackal]

Guys

Uhh

[pastel quartz]

Use an android and hack the government

[green schooner]

Soon

[pastel quartz]

Yeah

[inland jackal]

Its in the sink

[gleaming grove]

Warthog is overrated fr fr

[gleaming grove]

Idk what country you live in

[pastel quartz]

Burn it

[gleaming grove]

But in my country it rains a lot

[tidal trellis]

Me when I dive into hell idk never played it

[inland jackal]

I knew i sensed a butt

[gleaming grove]

And there was one time I remember when it was raining hard I see a horde of cockroach crawling it

Up from sewer

If I had a flamethrower I would

[eager igloo]

Never saw a live cockroach in my life

Except for turks of course

[stone blade]

Happy 3rd of March

[fading shuttle]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD ECONOMY 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬

[narrow lotus]

Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България Да живее България

[stone blade]

[eager igloo]

As soon as I mention turks bulgarians show up

[fading shuttle]

its third of march

[stone blade]

....

fk u myshinka

its legit a national holiday

and she thinks its about her and the turks

[solar obsidian]

rename #🎪bruh-fart to #🇧🇬bulgaria, please

[fading shuttle]

HELL YEAH

[stone blade]

Honestly considering the shit we post it wouldn't be any different

[pastel quartz]

what holiday is today

[narrow lotus]

better 3rd of March than the 3rd of Reich

Just saying

[fading shuttle]

banned

[pastel quartz]

I hate that I also read it as 3rd of reich at first

🇷🇴 🧠

[stone blade]

National liberation day of Bulgaria

[pastel quartz]

nice who did you liberated from?

[eager igloo]

Rude, I just point to the fact you came just after I insulted turks

[stone blade]

Turks

I mean

[pastel quartz]

holy shit

[solar obsidian]

same

[eager igloo]

Happy national holiday

[pastel quartz]

bulgaria my new best friend

[stone blade]

not like I like turks anyway

[green schooner]

Aren’t you Turkish

[stone blade]

but I have to "Tolerate them"

[stone blade]

fk you as well

[green schooner]

you love Turks

tho

[narrow lotus]

Ottoman Emprie

They lost

[eager igloo]

Kill this man with hammers

[pastel quartz]

sa-i fut

[stone blade]

formerly known as yes

[green schooner]

wdym

[pastel quartz]

if you like kebab or shawarma you're basically half turk yourself right

[narrow lotus]

Classic Ottoman L , lose to inferior countries because they cant handle power

[stone blade]

Does that make germans half turkish?

[narrow lotus]

Weak

[stone blade]

I torented Dr.House to watch

[pastel quartz]

lost so hard and embarrassingly they had to rebrand their empire

[stone blade]

the full series

God I love torents

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sJ12c_GEJxs?feature=share

[eager igloo]

Idk what's the difference between kebab and shawarma

[slender rock]

corn is a fruit

FRUIT

[stone blade]

benefit of living in bulgaria is they're legal here

[slender rock]

🌽

[narrow lotus]

Turkish women are beautiful until you hear their name

[pastel quartz]

I think one is turk and the otehr arab

[solar obsidian]

my mom always watches turkish tv shows and the names there are ugh

i cant recall them, but they sound bad

[stone blade]

Fucking Fatmagul

LMAO

they have House M.D but bootleg

[pastel quartz]

adapting good ideas to your culture seems like a good way to make a quick bukk

[solar obsidian]

u mean copying things

[stone blade]

Yes.

its not adapting it its legit copying it

[solar obsidian]

Strigoi is speaking in PR

[stone blade]

diagnostic docctor

[solar obsidian]

i'd hire him 🤝

[stone blade]

house also is a diagnostician

cmon now

time to binge watch dr house

all 8 seasons

[narrow lotus]

i cant handle taht again

[stone blade]

I can

cuz I havent watched all of it

[pastel quartz]

Cringe

I will literally kill myself to not watch it

They literally made him public doctor figure

He is selling vitamin pills now

[tidal trellis]

Welcome to city 17

[stone blade]

mention anything in #🎪bruh-fart
everyone starts shitting on it

CLASSIC

[green schooner]

was snoozer

[pastel quartz]

Because hekimoğlu is shit

Im turkish

[solar obsidian]

discord

[tidal trellis]

Did u awaken

[tidal trellis]

Oh okay

[green schooner]

Average homeless person looking at me when I pull out my wallet

[pastel quartz]

Thats me

[stone blade]

and I said I'm watching dr house

not a turkish drama

read better

[green schooner]

Hispanic Jeffery dahmar

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ekLM33xX9A4?feature=share

[jagged robin]

ill crop out the ending if anyone wants to steal it

[tidal trellis]

Homeless guy high on crack

[tidal trellis]

Brug...

[jagged robin]

is this that game about lesbians or something?

[green schooner]

Yes

[jagged robin]

and is that real dialogue?

[narrow lotus]

Yes

[jagged robin]

whats it called?

i forgor

signalis thats right

[green schooner]

turkey is so kind it gave the rest of the world parts of itself

[stone blade]

I'll just ignore that

[pastel quartz]

I'm glad romania was never enslaved by the turks

it wasn't right

[stone blade]

speaking about war is prohobited but comments like his are fine

[pastel quartz]

I sleept through istory classes

[fading shuttle]

ikr

i should be made admin so i can people i dont like

[solar obsidian]

"karšti čeburėkai, šaltas alus!"

[pastel quartz]

it's not speaking about war it's dicussing history with the boys

actually the channel header says "nothing about wars that are happening RIGHTN OW"

and while the war from 500 years ago was current to me back then (im romanian vampire) its not anymore

[stone blade]

I didn't mean the turkish war

but w/e

[inland jackal]

Well

Surgery is over

[pastel quartz]

w/e im going to play video games instead

[inland jackal]

They cut off a big chunk off my ass

[tidal trellis]

Welcome back

[pastel quartz]

time to get a standing desk boi

[inland jackal]

It was about time

[stone blade]

The fk happened waht surgery

[inland jackal]

Damn u not know

[stone blade]

no?

[inland jackal]

I tell later

[stone blade]

I don't pay much attention to current events

[solar obsidian]

lmao'd too much

[pastel quartz]

you laughed your ass off
he had his ass cut off

you are not the same

btw what comes after mountain biome

[gleaming grove]

People: Damn they cut off your ass
People: WAHH ITS HURT

[inland jackal]

Now im in hospital bed

[gleaming grove]

People: Damn they cut off your ass
Wes: I know

[stone blade]

omg show

[slender rock]

Ow

p a i n

[fading shuttle]

i cant believe this

helldivers outside the helldivers channel

bann this person

[slender rock]

🙂

[fading shuttle]

kill

[pastel quartz]

wtf is that gore in 2024

what game is it

[slender rock]

Fun banana time 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5FNNQ5me8

[solar obsidian]

you should become a mod

idk why they didnt make u yet

[slender rock]

AAAERAALLLLLS IN THE SKYYYYYYY

[fading shuttle]

ikr

i would be perfect

[solar obsidian]

yes

[slender rock]

Green

[solar obsidian]

real slavic hospital

[fading shuttle]

in before i instantly make an onlyfans the moment i become mod

[eager igloo]

They cut off his ass for personal consumption

[pastel quartz]

I think this server doesn't have enough moderators now that Mwadi is retired

Delight you should become a mod

[slender rock]

Honestly the green is a mood

[narrow lotus]

nice prison

[inland jackal]

Yea im chilling with 2 60yos

[solar obsidian]

it oddly is, i like it for some reason

[pastel quartz]

apparently being in a green room is supposed to have a calming effect on your mind which is why you often see green walls in hospitals

[stone blade]

My god

[solar obsidian]

we got champagne colored rooms in hospitals

[pastel quartz]

fucking australia

[stone blade]

I am willing to bet

10$

[slender rock]

in the states it's like mostly what Egg shell white or that off white beige

[pastel quartz]

actually been to a hospital recently but I was so fucked can't even remember what color the walls were

[slender rock]

that's different 👀

[inland jackal]

Hot blonde nurse gave me 2 injections

[stone blade]

that somewhere in the hospital coridors there's a
1:leaking pipe
2:peeling off wall paint
3:broken lamp
4:mold

[inland jackal]

In the ass cheeks

[slender rock]

xD

[pastel quartz]

don't forget bathrooms with shit and piss all over teh floor and walls

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VtzsBWUJt0

[solar obsidian]

dont forget the clogged sink

[narrow lotus]

true

however

the bugs / shit smell / dying / rotting atmosphere / crumbling walls and dirt dont help

[placid sail]

looks pretty decent for a slavic hospital tbh

[narrow lotus]

it does

[solar obsidian]

yup

[fading shuttle]

yes

[pastel quartz]

a single visit to a slavic hospital is enough to make you quit drinking smoking and anything else that might negatively affect your health just so you never have to go back there

[inland jackal]

Broken vent and sketchy outlets is what i see

[solar obsidian]

[stone blade]

we actually had 2 grandmas like that in our hospital
when my grandma was in there for a broken rib in a few rooms down the corridor there were some old bitches going ham smearing shit all over the walls @narrow lotus

[fading shuttle]

closest ive been to anything resembling depression is when i had to spend 2 months in a slavic hospital while i was like 13

[stone blade]

checks out

[stone blade]

same

but I was way younger

they did surgery on my balls

[quaint ore]

💀

[solar obsidian]

i have to spend at least 2 months in a hospital every year...

[inland jackal]

These dudes have nokias

[placid sail]

the fucking doctors took Ivanko's balls!

bastards!

[fading shuttle]

to be fair i also couldnt shit or piss during that time

[inland jackal]

Now its ivana

[fading shuttle]

i think thats what made me feel sad

[placid sail]

Ivana Trump

real

[pastel quartz]

The only time I was actually hospitalized was when I was a kid. Got an eye infection from playing in a public pool. (it was filled with shit, piss and unwashed romanians)

[green schooner]

omg madi

[solar obsidian]

femboy reference

[fading shuttle]

havent been a mod yet

give me time

[stone blade]

nah theyre still down there

[fading shuttle]

cat images arent funny

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-3d-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-gif-8215769327780004697

[fading shuttle]

now this is solid content

[inland jackal]

I picked the best bed

The 60yos said

[stone blade]

if that bed is the best

[inland jackal]

Can confirm

[stone blade]

then

[stone blade]

i dont want to imagine the other beds

[green schooner]

wtf hospital beds are comfy

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-on-god-fr-gif-25686052

[inland jackal]

So true

[green schooner]

but your Slavic

so

[placid sail]

last time I was in a hospital, I've been, ahem, legally proving I am not suitable for military service, and it was about three days of being confided to one boring ass room, shittiest food in existence and immense slavic doomcore mood in every single thing around

[fading shuttle]

yes

[stone blade]

you're*

[placid sail]

shit felt like being in a purgatory at some point

[slender rock]

Are you becoming less defined as each day comes by?

[inland jackal]

This bed had wood furniture

[green schooner]

Unironically didn’t want to leave the hospital bed when they stitched my ass

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/rachet-cat-attack-death-gif-22457670

[green schooner]

it was so comfy I fell asleep

[fading shuttle]

what excuse did you use

[placid sail]

and then I broke free of it and almost passed out in the metro from not eating proper food for three days

[inland jackal]

As opposed to aluminium pipe frame beds

[narrow lotus]

last time i was in the hospital was when i was a kid

[green schooner]

bro does not want to be enlisted 🗣️

[placid sail]

please sir, I have a serious medical condition, there's no "excuse"

[inland jackal]

This is my first time laying in a hospital bed

[green schooner]

what’s the medical condition

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cringiovanni-gif-23611791

[inland jackal]

Free health care and a comfy bed

[solar obsidian]

yes, #🎪bruh-fart resident condition

[inland jackal]

Cant get better

[green schooner]

true