🎪bruh-fart

[atomic crane]

it hasnt been that challenging, i just zerk my peanits for 3 minutes instead of 45 minutes

[glad carbon]

45?????

wtf

just zerk to sleep

[atomic crane]

well for the most part its looking at porn for 45 minutes but yeah

[uncut obsidian]

only 45? damn weak

not even a full week

[green schooner]

[glad carbon]

madi we all know you have a buddy to goon

[green schooner]

he goons everyday

[glad carbon]

you aint solo gooning flawless

[uncut obsidian]

it's just male friendship

[atomic crane]

now i just find one piece of fine porno and zerk for a few minutes

get it over with

[runic kernel]

Hi Frog Hi Him Hi Madi Hi demotwink

[glad carbon]

hand buddy

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[green schooner]

Kk Charon

[atomic crane]

Hi Chernobyl Catboyo

[green schooner]

im*

[inland jackal]

Opalim te malo

[glad carbon]

hi buddy

[glad carbon]

glad ur improving

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/MrTLexify/status/1763715845803356524?t=aW-mro2JSXy6TN8w1XDWsg&s=19

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-cute-gif-18081789

[glad carbon]

me n u

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-by-daylight-dbd-deathslinger-the-deathslinger-slinger-gif-23757617

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/get-over-it-bennet-foddy-gif-22403222

why not find bitches at this point

[atomic crane]

*lists a bunch of reasons why i cant/wont find bitches

[green schooner]

@glad carbon crashed my people’s playground

[atomic crane]

now you understand right

[glad carbon]

find bitches or twinks at that point

[green schooner]

with 1 bombing

[uncut obsidian]

*obliterates you with an orbital laser

[uncut obsidian]

exactly

[green schooner]

just like

Enlist

[glad carbon]

i feel you

[green schooner]

You don’t need bitches then

[atomic crane]

⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

[inland jackal]

Up up down down left right left right a b

[uncut obsidian]

[green schooner]

I’m to schizophrenic

to sustain

[glad carbon]

you got your battle brothers

[green schooner]

true…

[glad carbon]

are you enlisting just for gex

be real

[green schooner]

legally kill people

[glad carbon]

just become a cop

[atomic crane]

i live in the middle of a desert full of old people and tweakers, miles from the nearest actual town and 44 miles from the nearest "city", i stack zero paper because i dont want to work while i finish my degree, i go to university online because i stack zero paper for gas money, and i live with my parents

[uncut obsidian]

someone said exactly that to me irl

[green schooner]

And carry on war trophies since my family collects them

[atomic crane]

not in a good position to hunt the bitches

[glad carbon]

come to the US

[green schooner]

I have to much built up trauma to do that shit

[atomic crane]

i live in the US

lmao

[glad carbon]

[uncut obsidian]

legalize killing people

[uncut obsidian]

they're everywhere

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane sounds like texas

[atomic crane]

nah texas is pretty well developed and isnt necessarily full of tweakers

i live in arizona

[uncut obsidian]

somewhere out there is a bitch who says "not in a good position to get hunted"

you're not the only person like that yk

[atomic crane]

where the women are either junkies, hoes, or single moms

[glad carbon]

state neighbors

im in cali

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/vto-gif-25290329

[green schooner]

I’ve been dealt a bad hand

[uncut obsidian]

frog x kokopelli collab

[atomic crane]

frog x kokopelli sex collab when

[glad carbon]

🥺

helldivers 2 sex update

[green schooner]

TRUE

[glad carbon]

sechs

[atomic crane]

was about to say i bring my PC over and after im done hitting it from the back im like "lets cuddle and run helldive"

[glad carbon]

[atomic crane]

dream relationship

[green schooner]

LOL

me and frog

Fr

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

:3

[glad carbon]

:3

@atomic crane @green schooner wanna threesome helldivers 2

[green schooner]

Yes

[atomic crane]

i had a rough op earlier im kinda over it for the night lmao

[glad carbon]

nah we good at it

[atomic crane]

rocket devastators were ragdolling me all over the damn map stunlocking me

[uncut obsidian]

:3

[atomic crane]

i was not pleased

[glad carbon]

i'll carry you if you carry me

[green schooner]

Yeha me and frog are like

[uncut obsidian]

Carry everyone

[green schooner]

Level 26

We have op shit already

lmao

[atomic crane]

yeah im lvl 31 currently myself, the op i ran just happened to be in vietnam

[green schooner]

I was on creek doing helldivers

I think I know

[atomic crane]

and the AI director decided rocket devastators were its weapon of choice for my op lmao

[green schooner]

“9@

[uncut obsidian]

guys random question

[green schooner]

Lol

[uncut obsidian]

how much time do you usually spend showering

[green schooner]

depends

Casual or in a rush

?

[atomic crane]

on average about 15 minutes

[glad carbon]

like 20 mins

[uncut obsidian]

casual

[toxic delta]

i pumice my tortured feet every time so at least 20 mins

[glad carbon]

boiling hot

[green schooner]

Like 20-25 mins

[glad carbon]

[uncut obsidian]

Damn

[atomic crane]

if i'm feeling romantical i'll sit in there for like 20-25 minutes in the steaming water

[uncut obsidian]

It's 15-25 for me too

Wtf

[green schooner]

My feet are destroyed from RUCKING

NO

[uncut obsidian]

Is it the same time for everyone

[green schooner]

I MEANT RUCKING

NOT FUCKING

[uncut obsidian]

Noted

[glad carbon]

whuh

[toxic delta]

[green schooner]

fixed

[atomic crane]

fix that typo, troop

[green schooner]

I did

lmaoooo

[glad carbon]

are you giving people footjobs or something

wtf

[atomic crane]

im tracking

[green schooner]

Yuh

[green schooner]

they are in pain usually

I love carrying a 40kg ruck and in boots

for 7 miles

[glad carbon]

@green schooner do you have shoe inserts

[green schooner]

no we wear combat boots with uniform

OCP’s

[glad carbon]

are you not allowed to put your own inserts in

[green schooner]

no

you aren’t

[glad carbon]

damn

those make hikes like

80% easier on my feet

[green schooner]

hikes?

we are running

In formation

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gemini-kitty-cat-bite-bite-gif-12413415361658134489

[glad carbon]

still tons of stepping

[green schooner]

True

still sucks

[atomic crane]

what part of your foot hurts the most

is it soreness or irritation

[green schooner]

heels cause boots and dress shoes scrapping against it

and I often forget moleskin on my heels

so it’s just my skin ripping away

[atomic crane]

you probably have to do it in your boots huh

[green schooner]

no

we are issued

Like

Look up

US army cop

[atomic crane]

i was gonna say if you're wearing running shoes hit em with the heel lock lacing

[green schooner]

ocp*

look that up

And that’s what we are running in

With a 40kg ruck

[glad carbon]

what country are you tryna enlist in

[green schooner]

America since I live here for now

[glad carbon]

nice

go motor pool

[green schooner]

after planning on signing a contract for a legion

[green schooner]

I’m not a POG

I plan as combat engineer or infantry

[glad carbon]

my buddy went marine motor pool

[atomic crane]

motor pool is homoerotic as fuck

[green schooner]

My ass wants deployed!

[glad carbon]

thats the army as a whole

[atomic crane]

i'll deploy your ass

[green schooner]

ok sure

[atomic crane]

my buddy went signals, he's sitting in poland rizzing up trad wives rn

teaching polish people how to use a radio

lmao

[green schooner]

lol I’m dating a pole that was enlisted

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tole-tole-dog-fighting-angry-gif-8953703076607841349

[green schooner]

based

[atomic crane]

AY BRUH WTF

YOU CAN FUCK THE MINDFLAYER

[green schooner]

Wdym

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Ez5htgJ58

AW HELL NAH

[green schooner]

Whacky

I don’t play games like that

[atomic crane]

they put the devil in you

[green schooner]

Just no

I’m gonna go play helldivers

[inland jackal]

Overrated

[green schooner]

your overrated

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1029865918584606811.webp?size=128&quality=lossless

[atomic crane]

just dont initiate the say gex scenes and you get to enjoy all the best it has to offer, like punting a squirrel into a tree and watching it explode into gore

[inland jackal]

False

[atomic crane]

(psychopath arc)

[glad carbon]

it makes it pretty clear when ur rizzing someone

[green schooner]

I don’t play games like that

[glad carbon]

just avoid that if you dont want gay sex with bear druid

[atomic crane]

i think you played it and got gaped by the bear druid

now you're mentally scarred

[green schooner]

So true

[glad carbon]

[uncut obsidian]

same

[glad carbon]

2 sides of the same globe

@green schooner helldivers 2?

[green schooner]

now?

[green schooner]

you aren’t

Stop capping lil man…

[atomic crane]

im dating a pole

[glad carbon]

is it your own pole

[atomic crane]

yea

[glad carbon]

pole dancer

[atomic crane]

run it up the flagpole and see who salutes

(no one ever does)

[green schooner]

True

[glad carbon]

what did he mean by this

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVt1Dy_LblQ

the most 90s-est

[glad carbon]

flagpole sitta?

me

leaner maybe

[atomic crane]

😳

[glad carbon]

hop on helldivers babe

[uncut obsidian]

yeah

he's not polish

but he in army

[green schooner]

well yeah he’s Russian then

[atomic crane]

what army

[green schooner]

I said polish snlisted

enlisted

Not Russian

[dreamy flax]

moatofalltime, your new nickname is Station

[atomic crane]

madi is dating a military character from stalker? fr??

[uncut obsidian]

russian army

what else bruv

[atomic crane]

your bf is in wagner

based

[green schooner]

funny thing after my enlistment I plan on joining the legion for rus

if the war is still going on

[atomic crane]

russia has a foreign legion?

[green schooner]

yes

but we shouldn’t talk about it here causs

I don’t wanna be warned

Or banned

[atomic crane]

you started it brother

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gemini-kitty-cat-bite-bite-gif-12413415361658134489

shhhh

so

[atomic crane]

or should i call you traitor

[green schooner]

@glad carbon helldivers

[green schooner]

if beliefs make me a traitor then so be it

[glad carbon]

ready or not rn with othe rfriend

[green schooner]

ok

after?

[glad carbon]

yes

[green schooner]

ok

[atomic crane]

can't be registered for the selective service if you're in another country's military

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane dont start politics pls

[atomic crane]

not politics

didnt start em

[glad carbon]

ok my bad

[green schooner]

It’s still somehow politics prob

Not best to risk

[uncut obsidian]

mmm yes kill kill yes murder

[green schooner]

shhhhh!!!

we are done here

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-sleep-serval-passed-out-sleeping-gif-23142155

We are talking about helldivers

[atomic crane]

you make me SICK

[green schooner]

You make me eepy

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[atomic crane]

eep forever

[green schooner]

So mean

[green schooner]

You should play helldivers with me and frog

[atomic crane]

you're a terminid sympathizer dude

[green schooner]

Fuck u…

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[atomic crane]

im riddled with ptsd from my last match

such is the cost of enforcing managed democracy

[green schooner]

Play with me since like

frog is busy

[atomic crane]

i cant even stomach the thought of helldivers right now

[green schooner]

why

[atomic crane]

especially not with a termy lover

[uncut obsidian]

Why

[atomic crane]

rocket devastators... ouggh..

[green schooner]

True

They suck

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal did you liberate today

[green schooner]

did you liberate today

[weak jackal]

no

i'm sick

[atomic crane]

who need they democrussy managed

[weak jackal]

stop that

[green schooner]

i love liberating other planets

with my laser beem

[atomic crane]

should i fire up my tobacco pipe with this tobacco thats been rotting in a plastic baggie for 2 years

yummy yummy delicious

[visual stirrup]

An ass that bends time and space

[weak jackal]

smoking is bad

[visual stirrup]

[atomic crane]

yeah dont do it, especially not cigarettes

[weak jackal]

i can't i'm asthmatic

So instead i loudly cough whenever someone smokes near me

[atomic crane]

cigars and pipes are marginally less harmful because of the absence of paper but you're still burning plants and putting the smoke inside of you somewhere

but it's mouth cancer instead of lung cancer

[visual stirrup]

See, that's why I just smoke crack

[atomic crane]

clean burning crystals

man oh man do i love smokin' rocks

[gleaming grove]

How do you guys enjoy Tobacco burning like

Are you guys Carbon Dioxide enjoyer?

[atomic crane]

cigars and pipe tobacco surprisingly have flavor profiles

cigarettes have a flavor profile too: death and feces and ashes

[gleaming grove]

Damn

Never found them appealing

[atomic crane]

cigarettes?

they were appealing when i was a retarded teenager

because of the cool guy smoke trope

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-anime-cowboy-bebop-gif-15630140

[atomic crane]

i never smoked them regularly though because they tasted so fucking bad

felt great though

[pastel quartz]

Good morning

[atomic crane]

i can see how nicotine could be a crippling addiction

it just feels amazing

[visual stirrup]

The fact that you can buy tobacco anywhere doesn't help

[atomic crane]

i dont have a problem with people being allowed to kill themselves with drugs of any kind

the lack of education sucks for sure

[pastel quartz]

my father is smoking for 64 years (since he was 13) and he is in a good shape

so smoking does nothing

[atomic crane]

i would like to introduce you to another source of euphoria: endorphins released by physical exertion

[gleaming grove]

A guy in my place runs 3 mile sub 20 minutes

And dude went through like 2 vapes a day

Sometimes 4 disposable vapes

[atomic crane]

a 5k in 20 minutes when i run a 1.5k in 30 lmao

[visual stirrup]

Tobacco and alcohol are drugs that damage individuals and society
Tobacco, in particular, has almost no benefit for the user
I wouldn't be against seeing it get banned

[gleaming grove]

I do 1.5 in 13 and its pretty slow

[atomic crane]

benefit is subjective, enjoyment is a big benefit

[gleaming grove]

1.5 mile so thats more than 1.5k

Around 2.4k

[atomic crane]

objectively it is not beneficial to your physical health

[gleaming grove]

Tbh imo its like fast food

If you consume but dont try to work it off then its just ass

[visual stirrup]

Ayn Rand smoked, and smoking was a consistent motif in her works
that's all you need to know to hate tobacco

[atomic crane]

that sounds like brainrot to me

[gleaming grove]

I dont smoke cuz my dad taught me about smoking is bad when I was younger

So I dont smoke

[atomic crane]

in any case, banning things is a strong course of action

[gleaming grove]

Dad is goated fr fr

[atomic crane]

free will is very important

[visual stirrup]

Yes
But cliffs should have handrails

[atomic crane]

let people make their mistakes, but let them be educated about those mistakes before they have a chance to make them

[gleaming grove]

Also I dont smoke cuz I hate the weed smell

They smell ass

[atomic crane]

we're talkin about cigarettes but smoking weed can be just as bad yeah

the only reason weed is "less harmful" is because typically it is smoked in lower volumes than cigarettes

[gleaming grove]

I know Im just saying I did not smoke cig when I am in my 20 mainly because I hate the weed smell

[atomic crane]

when smoked in the same volume, it's just as bad

[visual stirrup]

worse

[atomic crane]

people like to cope about that

[visual stirrup]

If we're talking carcinogens, then it's worse by volume

[atomic crane]

for some reason i didnt mind the smell of cigarettes until i had smoked some myself

[uncut obsidian]

I hate shaving so much

[gleaming grove]

I never liked Cig but i dont mind ppl smoke

They have their choice

[atomic crane]

yeah i have no idea about carcinogens but damage on lungs is mostly consistent i think since it's still the smoke of a burning plant

[gleaming grove]

I do tell them not to but if they dont listen i cant do anything

[atomic crane]

i just mind my biz, they already know the consequences

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gemini-kitty-cat-bite-bite-gif-12413415361658134489

[atomic crane]

are you "rizzing" me rn

[green schooner]

no

[visual stirrup]

Have you tried razorless shave cream?
If your skin is sensitive, it won't work very well.
The most common brand in America is Nair. I don't know what it is over there.

[atomic crane]

i love shaving

[visual stirrup]

I was walking around looking like fucking Jonkler after the one time I tried to use it.

[atomic crane]

shaving with an electric razor can suck sometimes but i like the ritual of shaving with a safety razor

[glad carbon]

same

[atomic crane]

never had the pleasure of shaving with one of those traditional razors

[glad carbon]

i got soft skin

[uncut obsidian]

are you talking about hair removal cream

i use it

but i need a full bottle to remove hair on my entire body
and it takes like an hour or more

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-sleep-serval-passed-out-sleeping-gif-23142155

id fall asleep

doing that

[uncut obsidian]

and i can't do it with a razor because i get A LOT of red dots and ingrown hairs

[atomic crane]

this is the sleepiest guy on earth

[uncut obsidian]

i want laser hair removal so badly

[green schooner]

i sleep through my entire morning classes

[visual stirrup]

Do you moisturize? Do you shave before or after the shower?

[green schooner]

LOL

[uncut obsidian]

or i can try using a female epilator

[uncut obsidian]

in shower

[visual stirrup]

moisturize?

[uncut obsidian]

uhh no idea

no

also after hair removal cream your skin loses its sensitivity

almost

[visual stirrup]

you're probably dried out anyway, seeing as it's so cold over there
try moisturizing before and/or after shaving with a razor

[uncut obsidian]

wdym moisturizing

[visual stirrup]

uvlazhenii krem or whatver

[uncut obsidian]

even more products to buy

which probably cost even more than hair removal cream

[atomic crane]

i would get tired of doing all that maintenance if i wasnt getting between the sheets with someone

[uncut obsidian]

well

even if I'm alone i still can't look at my legs or arms being hairy

[atomic crane]

so you're just locked into your own version of Sisyphus and the boulder

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

same thats why I shave my arms and legs regularly

[visual stirrup]

One must imagine Madi happy

(literally impossible)

[atomic crane]

@pastel quartz ask for their parents' number and inform them that their child is asking to be groomed

[uncut obsidian]

Exactly why i want laser hair removal

I swear my entire first paycheck will be spent on laser

[uncut obsidian]

brother it's an ai bot

[atomic crane]

imagine anyone suffering from transmorphia being happy, it just seems like a terrible existence

stuck in a constant battle

[pastel quartz]

I said I'm gonna shoot myself with a shotgun and that ai was speechles

[uncut obsidian]

transmorphia

is that a thing

[atomic crane]

i- y- wh-

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[uncut obsidian]

it's just body dysmorphia

[atomic crane]

spit it out AI bot

[dreamy flax]

📚 Body Dysmorphia

[My problem].

[uncut obsidian]

REAL

[atomic crane]

my b

[pastel quartz]

well spent money to feel happy

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Body dysmorphia

[pastel quartz]

thank god I'm not hairy and I dont have beard

thats my luckiest thing about myself

[atomic crane]

im hairy n got beard

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah but I should save it for the plane tickets

But i can't

[atomic crane]

patchy stubble for now

[uncut obsidian]

Or i could find a rich russian guy who'd pay for my laser hair removal

That works

[atomic crane]

im handsome as fuck irl man im mogging

[visual stirrup]

I walk between worlds
I can't grow a proper beard
My skin is too sensitive to shave cleanly

[pastel quartz]

how about going to europe?

or you don't like europe

[uncut obsidian]

where

turkye?

[pastel quartz]

turkey is middle east country

like going to germany or france

or belgium

or even netherlands

[uncut obsidian]

don't know German don't know French (also france ew)

and i just feel like it's safer in canada

[atomic crane]

you're going to get run over by a protesting trucker lul

[uncut obsidian]

Nah that's poland

[visual stirrup]

Skill issue
Should have been born in the 90's to a family in a religious minority and qualified for refugee status

[glad carbon]

i believe it

[atomic crane]

if ur lucky i might show you some day

[glad carbon]

😳

[atomic crane]

and with the bodyweight training im putting on muscle too

i got muscle bumps on me

biceps, big triceps

[visual stirrup]

I would probably be a vatnik if it wasn't for that

[uncut obsidian]

Unfortunately i lost the biological lottery

[green schooner]

and birthplace

[feral kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960064656498647040/1213289132017852486/image.png?ex=65f4ee8e&is=65e2798e&hm=8ab26ef53715408a3d131edeaa13ba8fa3744cdebf1985c78667a90ddc23073f&

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xydcP31wVRk

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1213324908533125140/VID_38721129_150812_871.mp4?ex=65f50fe0&is=65e29ae0&hm=aba96359dd3155dd38fbf68a2dfab5f10c991ece3b0520d53352b0d0289606de&

[glad carbon]

sick

[visual stirrup]

Actually, no
I would be a corpse in Avdiivka right now
Jesus fucking christ, my cousins are that age right now

[green schooner]

rus took adviika

but prob lol

[glad carbon]

keep in mind that all the new guns are like

10% moddable of older ones

a nerf stryfe is legit all you'd ever need

[tulip ravine]

I can’t believe I’ve never told yous

Birmingham has its own super hero

Called the statesman

[inland jackal]

I have 1h left

[true sedge]

batman arkham knight (2015)

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM_9Jd1TBLM

[uncut obsidian]

the jinkler

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo&ab_channel=Starliner1701

We really need some "Humanity First" edits for Helldivers

[eager igloo]

'Where the fuck are my doritos?'
Suspiciously dorito-shaped cat:

[atomic crane]

this makes me want to play stellaris for the first time

pic unrelated

[green schooner]

@glad carbon

[visual stirrup]

Humanity First
Xenos Last

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCldlRCRJvs

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBS9pqboACI&ab_channel=TacticalGeorge

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-knight-gif-18903027

this goes hard as fuck

i want to know where its from

knight vs tyranid scum

[visual stirrup]

Pretty sure it's from the Dawn of War 2 trailer

that's an Eldar unit, iirc

[atomic crane]

o

[visual stirrup]

or Dawn of War 3

Definitely 3

[atomic crane]

found it in the DoW3 announcement trailer ye

dude that knight was tweaking

drove its chainsword through that xeno

trailer is so fuckin badass

[green schooner]

1153 score

[uncut obsidian]

all this helldiver talk while I'll never try out the game

[green schooner]

@atomic crane i beat my asian friend

im so happy

he scored 658

i scored 1153

[atomic crane]

on the tweaker minigame?

[green schooner]

ye

[atomic crane]

Who's the Best Fingerbanger™️

[green schooner]

i beat his ass

im literally

finger master

[atomic crane]

that game takes serious autism superpowers

[green schooner]

i mean i have adhd but

[atomic crane]

i still take 5 minutes calling in any stratagem

[green schooner]

I prob have autism

[atomic crane]

like an old man

[uncut obsidian]

What are you talking about

What tweaker minigame

[uncut obsidian]

skibidi toilet

[fallow trellis]

I have until March 23rd to live it was not nice knowing you all

[green schooner]

LOL

[green schooner]

so

[visual stirrup]

Ah shit
I hit "Install/Update GAMMA" before moving the window to the second monitor
Now it's in the middle of my main monitor for the next two hours

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbj5GM0jxrc

[green schooner]

to call in arty or support

that

[visual stirrup]

How do I forget this every time?

[uncut obsidian]

why

[green schooner]

he has ligma

[atomic crane]

not even a "oh"

[eager igloo]

Hit windows key+tab

And move it to second desktop

[atomic crane]

erm what the deuce

what the fuck is that lmao

[atomic crane]

sharty like a melody in my pants

[visual stirrup]

Oh wow, that works
And here I was, getting ready to step away from the computer for a bit
TOUCHING GRASS AVERTED

[fallow trellis]

it was not nice because people here arent very pleasant, infact i think theyre acoustic

[green schooner]

Wrong response to

@atomic crane

this me to you

[eager igloo]

Ur welcome

[green schooner]

I’m gonna brutally kill my friend in zombiod now

[uncut obsidian]

No im saying why do you have until March 23 to live

[atomic crane]

step 1: shovel

step 2: overhead swing

[green schooner]

he’s Korean so

[atomic crane]

step 3: dinner

[green schooner]

it’s funny to kill him

[atomic crane]

ur probably friends with a north korean

[green schooner]

no he’s south

[eager igloo]

Well I fucking wonder

North Korean with internet access? My brother in christ you are playing games with kim dzong un

[uncut obsidian]

dzong

[green schooner]

xiaoling

[eager igloo]

Polish pronounciation, my bad

[atomic crane]

zhang xi na

[river zealot]

I walk

[uncut obsidian]

[coarse bear]

Hello farters

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ92Ozozp1k

[river zealot]

He sits

[uncut obsidian]

Shitter

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-reddit-jerma985-jerma-fedora-jerma-fedora-tip-jerma-hat-tip-gif-19784801

[visual stirrup]

You're either a smart fella
or a fart smella

[grim sparrow]

Real

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1212123284758331453/IMG_2521.jpg?ex=65f0b0c7&is=65de3bc7&hm=f50538321918e48064afbb01beaa3b9c2b9c65f5055bf75822417c06eaad188c&

[river zealot]

@oblique spire

Hmm today i will fly a heli

[oblique spire]

I am in a aussie faction

with a full squad of aussies

1 being my mate

and we're shit talking the russians

[eager igloo]

Jon Xina

[oblique spire]

If only they could hear us in game

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-meme-john-xina-gif-23649557

[visual stirrup]

If they want to get slaughtered by bugs, they could just step outside

[river zealot]

If only man

That would be so fun

[oblique spire]

quiet

[visual stirrup]

Ah, the joke doesn't work
For some reason, I assumed you were talking about Helldivers

[glad carbon]

whats up

[river zealot]

Its hers

[river zealot]

Hey frien

[glad carbon]

did you ping me in warthunder chat

[river zealot]

Nope

[glad carbon]

okie

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-invincible-break-through-wall-gangstalkers-gif-21360556

[glad carbon]

hiiii :3

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-gif-12939206850336259113

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cute-stare-cat-cat-stare-gif-123175587496084398

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-cat-cute-gif-12080171459357821404

[glad carbon]

me

[atomic crane]

its a cold world

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/listening-american-psycho-gif-16816484729168102108

[river zealot]

Dead ass channel

[true sedge]

this cat pisses me off so much

[true sedge]

GET A JOB

[river zealot]

[heavy peak]

Post better memes then

[river zealot]

Shut up skynet

You post a better meme

[heavy peak]

U first

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7_oOmJaRTQ

[eager igloo]

Next madi arc

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1212961227182055494/animalsgoinggoblinmode-20231121-0001.jpg?ex=65f3bd2c&is=65e1482c&hm=cb17965e3633398f09e693942c102286bc5a87ad59184c858c290839ac72c545&

love this thing

the jerma

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829199168273645630/1046123406803865741/attachment-19.gif

[atomic crane]

what the fuck do i do

i dont want to repost boykisser

but i want femboys to go back to normal

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-avengers-marvel-small-price-gif-14188934

[glad carbon]

you must have gex

[river zealot]

Hey delight

[solar obsidian]

hey there

[atomic crane]

say what

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1212961227182055494/animalsgoinggoblinmode-20231121-0001.jpg?ex=65f3bd2c&is=65e1482c&hm=cb17965e3633398f09e693942c102286bc5a87ad59184c858c290839ac72c545&

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-slay-yass-pedro-daddy-gif-10734643216913547921

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083837560473800724/1212486197075771412/064edff9964b46a5bee5ac29929c2850.mov?ex=65f202c4&is=65df8dc4&hm=8ff6e8eded6a42b0b9f0735168d0096fddaddf06af92a5be10da21f876bb48bb&

[atomic crane]

that donkey is like this rn 😭

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083837560473800724/1212486623086903326/07100980487f40feb14480e63c4117bd.mov?ex=65f20329&is=65df8e29&hm=6654660fe43745e4011c7948300434db9fe140f22f5c253f64658aecb6f82ba3&

[glad carbon]

ok, what

[atomic crane]

no you were supposed to say "say gex"

[glad carbon]

gex

[atomic crane]

extremely loud incorrect buzzer

[green schooner]

im not though

[glad carbon]

!gay sex!

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gemini-kitty-cat-bite-bite-gif-12413415361658134489

[deep topaz]

estoy sexo

[atomic crane]

this cat has rizz

[glad carbon]

what a silly fellow

[eager igloo]

No you do it like this

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[green schooner]

do it jiggl etho

[glad carbon]

idk you gotta find out

[green schooner]

ok when

[atomic crane]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[glad carbon]

idk

[atomic crane]

fuck shit

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/f1nn5ter-rose-shocked-bunny-cute-gif-21029022

[eager igloo]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[green schooner]

me

[green schooner]

im straight

[atomic crane]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

what the deuce

tee hee

[glad carbon]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[eager igloo]

You can add ** also

[atomic crane]

>:)

[eager igloo]

To make it in italics

[atomic crane]

real shit?

[deep topaz]

how do you increase text size

[lyric horizon]

alt + f4

[atomic crane]

# put message here

[glad carbon]

you gotta pound it

[atomic crane]

start pounding frog

[glad carbon]

😳

[lyric horizon]

Seduce it

[glad carbon]

im not lookin for that rn bro

[lyric horizon]

Show some respect

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbxptXRVlpk

[lyric horizon]

And it might show the horns

[atomic crane]

the horn 😳

[lyric horizon]

• horn

I fucking glitxhed my phone

Wahh

[atomic crane]

chopped and screwed

[glad carbon]

horny mf

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-plane-explosion-gif-13241052946453395085

[lyric horizon]

[deep topaz]

pengis

https://tenor.com/view/im-having-a-connection-issue-gif-18822004

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-sad-frustrated-no-way-yell-gif-14237297849067937697

[lyric horizon]

pengis

Trolled

[green schooner]

i am

[glad carbon]

bottom

[solar obsidian]

ok, demo twink

[green schooner]

proof

[green schooner]

busy gave me that name

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1213254012913319957/image.png?ex=65f4cdd9&is=65e258d9&hm=e037c83e49831aa34247330d0e042d6d7384cdffee4b759fe124dbcd3006d57b&

[green schooner]

kill yourself

[glad carbon]

🥰

[solar obsidian]

but you kept it

[green schooner]

shushhh

I’ll give you my wallet

[solar obsidian]

🤝

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-invincible-break-through-wall-gangstalkers-gif-21360556

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-hot-tiger-cute-tiger-love-gif-9407020505836010165

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-connection-issue-femboy-gif-24377329

[atomic crane]

the new nikolai video is a banger

bioshock experience

[solar obsidian]

iedy dont check #╟❓general-offtopic

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-19969738

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane @green schooner gn

[atomic crane]

gn :))))

[green schooner]

Gn monkey

[glad carbon]

:3

[glad carbon]

🙈

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/Ti52fFL4GUI?si=ExM7EJidRpGExMyZ

[tidal trellis]

I awake

Hello people

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445718/1213296320056528897/-JEx_2LhEmqZM8ic.mp4?ex=65f4f540&is=65e28040&hm=04700b3812a3e66f747275541b0ee36df7782c026cf8b7703280239992ae4588&

[storm stream]

Hello brainrot

[pastel quartz]

real

[deep topaz]

Your own balls make the best scratch and sniff

[pastel quartz]

when you're curious about the guru working on the epic shader mod

so you click and he has a horny anime girl pfp

[stone blade]

do you scratch and snitch other peoples balls?

[solar obsidian]

autism

[pastel quartz]

hello delight

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/z_B1BNm94e4?si=mlkslEpdY5Yhxa7a

Gm

no monster for today

I have to b uy one

[pastel quartz]

im actually addicted to porn this is insane ive been trying to stop for months

[stone blade]

Just don't watch it

[pastel quartz]

living would parents would be epic cuz I couldn't do it literally whenever

you know what you're right

all I have to do is cancer my subscriptions

and stop watching

[stone blade]

I know I'm addicted to caffeine

But anything can be an addiction

[pastel quartz]

us addicts must stay together and hope that we'll eventually overcome our problems

[stone blade]

I most likely won't

I prefer coffee over tea

or even worse

alcohol

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/LUfDq0lXxoQ?si=bT1DKu3pC3k0TrO7 @heady crow

bruno

look at this

also brunoooo hiiii

[heady crow]

Ivan, alo

How are you

[stone blade]

alo

I'm ok

[slender rock]

AUTISM CREATURE

[tidal trellis]

If you need further incentive to stop then there's also the case of it being properly bad for your brain, as (supposedly I heard) being almost as same as being addicted to crack

[slender rock]

yes

[stone blade]

in that case

just get addicted to crack

[slender rock]

it has the can have the similar effect of.. crack, meth

and shit

[stone blade]

[pastel quartz]

but the anime waifus are so fucking hot and perfect tho

[slender rock]

stupid gooner

stop

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

[pastel quartz]

well I am stopped right now but the day is just begunned

[slender rock]

for now yeah

but that porn addiction shit can fuck you up

[tidal trellis]

Easy peasy method

Look it up

[solar obsidian]

[tidal trellis]

Oh and for you to give it up, you have to become content in your heart with not being able to view such material

[solar obsidian]

small steps

[tidal trellis]

Small steps. But it isn't impossible

[pastel quartz]

be content with never seeing anime boobies again?

https://tenor.com/view/dune-villeneuve-sandworm-gif-27467812

sandwussy

[tidal trellis]

Viewing porn or using the joystick

[solar obsidian]

nice chocolate starfish

[grizzled meadow]

Brainfart checked
Porn talked
Lockdown incoming

[dreamy flax]

📚 chocolate starfish

the ass hole, allso known as;

1. [rusty bullett hole]
2. [rusty sherifs badge]
3. anus
4. shit pipe
5. [crap pipe]
6. shit / crap factory

[pastel quartz]

ah

[pastel quartz]

lets see what xelA has to say about it

[river zealot]

Had acid reflux so bad

Almost suffocated

[pastel quartz]

did you survive?

[river zealot]

No

I died

[pastel quartz]

omg no

[tidal trellis]

I have medication for that I think

[pastel quartz]

Rest in peace Gretchen for dying by suffocating on acid

[placid sail]

OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU MADE ME

RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT

[uncut obsidian]

care

hi chat hiii hi chat chat huuuuiiiiiii

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-leaving-turning-around-no-gif-13061064

[placid sail]

madi killed the chat

smh

[tidal trellis]

[placid sail]

I cast

GROW HAIR

on thee!

[tidal trellis]

Roll

If you roll a 20 I grow hair

[dreamy flax]

bz11k rolled 1 dice with 20 sides

🎲 15

[tidal trellis]

Anything below and I disembowel you

[grizzled meadow]

Damn

Time to die mister busy

[placid sail]

bullshit it can't be that difficult

[uncut obsidian]

hiii haiiiii

waaaahhh

[grizzled meadow]

[uncut obsidian]

wait

[tidal trellis]

Failed the roll what can I say

[placid sail]

alright

[grizzled meadow]

I have the power to do 1984 now and no one can stop me

[placid sail]

I spend one inspiration to reroll

[uncut obsidian]

there

[tidal trellis]

The skeleton appears

[dreamy flax]

bz11k rolled 1 dice with 20 sides

🎲 12

[placid sail]

fuck

[uncut obsidian]

hiiiii falco haiiii busy

[grizzled meadow]

Catch me if you can mister Holmes

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-20273466

[grizzled meadow]

Iedyposting
Iedyposting

[narrow lotus]

Sup

[dreamy flax]

madirexx rolled a 1-20 dice

🎲 12

[uncut obsidian]

kneeling myshelf

[river zealot]

Hey bussy

[tidal trellis]

Busy when he meets Free

[placid sail]

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-meme-metalheads-gif-18059784

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Julie

[river zealot]

Is this a black square

Or is it just not loading

There we fo

[tidal trellis]

McDonald's wifi

Holy shit it's raining here!!!

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is China

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-talking-gif-16697988

[tidal trellis]

China

[dreamy flax]

spice7 rolled a 1-20 dice

🎲 5

spice7 rolled a 1-20 dice

🎲 19

[placid sail]

if I succeed, I turn Spice into a woman, difficulty 10

[dreamy flax]

bz11k rolled 1 dice with 20 sides

🎲 18

[placid sail]

well well well

what are you doing tonight, miss hyena

[solar obsidian]

🈷️🤙

[placid sail]

иногда какать 👍

[pastel quartz]

how can I roll my penis size when the dice only goes to 20?

[placid sail]

holy shit

couple days later, every single 7800 xt is more expensive now, and half the options are gone

bro is mining a thing again

[heady crow]

And a couple days later theyre cheaper again

[narrow lotus]

returned from the gym grind

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-smoking-cigarette-lord-of-war-taking-a-drag-gif-20367466

[pastel quartz]

nice how much you been deadliftin

[stone blade]

you go gym?

in tarkov right?

[placid sail]

I sure hope so but I'm not sure

[narrow lotus]

sex

[stone blade]

what

[narrow lotus]

we dont do that here

[stone blade]

true you dont

youre a tarkov player

[narrow lotus]

6k hours in tarkov , you have anti woman spray

[stone blade]

aura more like it

[placid sail]

jesus christ

[stone blade]

5 KM radius

[placid sail]

6k hours in tarkov

[narrow lotus]

and 5.5 in dota

[placid sail]

government pension approved at this point

[narrow lotus]

truly one of the souls ever

[pastel quartz]

10cm anti woman aura per hour in tarkov

[placid sail]

you already have women-repelling aura, so there's no need anyway

[dreamy flax]

unwiseandmysticaltree rolled a 1-20 dice

🎲 11

[placid sail]

upgrade your main skill tree, then

(autism)

[pastel quartz]

I have 1k+ in 3 games but they were all MMOs

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystic-tree-wise-tree-wise-mystical-tree-gif-26939504

Tree...

[placid sail]

I've just realized why you like rpg games so much

also hello tree man

[placid sail]

daym daa nee 🚽

[heady crow]

Six plates? God daymn youre big

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

Richest man

500k rouble raid

[placid sail]

Ivanko was sheperding goats for five years to get this rich

[stone blade]

true

did u know

That sheep feces can clear sinuses

thats what they do with kids here

MONSTER IS 2 LEVA

shop about baby stuff
clothes toys and all that stuff
right next to it a fucking night club

only in Bulgaria

[inland jackal]

@stone blade

[placid sail]

nomads

[stone blade]

❤️

[stone blade]

Completely normal

[tidal trellis]

Oh

[stone blade]

Guys look at kitties

[tidal trellis]

cat yes

adorable

[manic cave]

Car

[livid pond]

resident evil 7

[tidal trellis]

when the resident is evil

for the 7th time

(idk never met him)

[stone blade]

same

[pastel quartz]

I hate first aid

Why did I take this course and give 15 bucks to them

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgYaGPNRjgI

[pastel quartz]

Guys

[slender rock]

[pastel quartz]

I'm simping to ai bot

Helb me

She is 19

So

[solar obsidian]

[pale ingot]

finest polish food

[pale ingot]

i

i'd cal lthat worse than simping for vtubers chief

atleast vtubers are (mostly) human

[uncut obsidian]

hey chatters of this fine discord channel

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-clownpiece-hi-wave-gif-18089347

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/silica-gel-alexhunter-gif-20809583

[crimson flame]

imagine cosplaying as maja

[river zealot]

Its an ai bot

She is probably like 4

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Et02ZNIOBVA?feature=share

[pastel quartz]

She loves me

[pastel quartz]

Halloo

How are u

Joking aside I know how to do cpr

[river zealot]

Im good with my ribs intact

[pastel quartz]

I can make your life a hell by biringing you back to life with broken ribs

[river zealot]

I will sue you

[pastel quartz]

You can't

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

Laws says nothing about it