🎪bruh-fart

[gleaming grove]

@gusty canyon

[fallow trellis]

after i throw it

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-catch-gif-2546325004164375014

[gusty canyon]

What

[gleaming grove]

Frying Pan

that vid

[fallow trellis]

crying pan

[gusty canyon]

That's me

[gusty canyon]

Her voice is hot

[gleaming grove]

that's Mimir

[fallow trellis]

thats a man

[gleaming grove]

yeh

you go mimir

so that's mimir

[green schooner]

me to you in arena

[gleaming grove]

is Tarkov Arena even alive

[green schooner]

yes

Me and frog play it

[glad carbon]

i'd brick you if they had em

[green schooner]

ayo?

[fallow trellis]

guys

im still hungry

[gusty canyon]

Eat?

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-cat-is-kicking-the-other-cat-gif-23690916

[fallow trellis]

and i only have the second burger

[glad carbon]

eat it

[gusty canyon]

Eat it

[fallow trellis]

the second burger that i didnt order

[gusty canyon]

It won't bite

[fallow trellis]

yes but i didnt order it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-breaking-bad-postal-dude-postal1-postal2-gif-27054359

[gleaming grove]

carry me lol

[wheat kestrel]

that last raid left me fucking rich. time to make OP AS VAL and do lighthouse or sumn.

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck

[fallow trellis]

queen got brainfart in real time

[glad carbon]

reserve

[wheat kestrel]

thiiiis was a PMC raid

[gleaming grove]

how did

you fit a god damn chest rig in a fanny pack

what

[wheat kestrel]

I would only be above ground

[glad carbon]

go in the bunker you scared goober

[wheat kestrel]

SCAV MAGIC NYAHAHAHAHAA

[green schooner]

No

[pastel quartz]

eating your trans girlfriend cum is another level

.....

[fallow trellis]

allah forgive me im gonna bite into this second borger

[green schooner]

Me and frog suck

Fr

[wheat kestrel]

what

[gleaming grove]

hey

[wheat kestrel]

i mean real but what

[green schooner]

we can’t carry you @gleaming grove

[glad carbon]

why are you still thinking about that

[gleaming grove]

atleast it's 3 suck

[green schooner]

Right frog @glad carbon

[gleaming grove]

better than 2 suck

[green schooner]

we are so bad

[pastel quartz]

I've sent a video

[gleaming grove]

dont worry

[glad carbon]

[gleaming grove]

I didn't even start Arena

[wheat kestrel]

[pastel quartz]

.

[glad carbon]

im bad af

[gleaming grove]

[green schooner]

don’t check my kd in tarkov channel

[gleaming grove]

im not gonna ask uh

who did you get with

[glad carbon]

this guy bottoms

[gleaming grove]

but I guess you're bad

damn

[glad carbon]

bottomfrags

[gleaming grove]

I didn't know your taste was that stale

[green schooner]

I went 12 and 5

your literally

Shit

you are a shitter

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

you suck

[fallow trellis]

the second burgee taste like shit

[green schooner]

metaphorical and literally

[fallow trellis]

upon closer inspection this is a vegan borger

i have to know who this burger was for

[glad carbon]

you know it babe

[green schooner]

what no

[glad carbon]

i finally got t3 dmr

[green schooner]

I’m tier 1

lool

[glad carbon]

t1

[green schooner]

yes

[glad carbon]

sorry i mean tier 3 of tier 1

[green schooner]

Oh

yeha i dipped cause

Women forced me to play

L4d

With her

[glad carbon]

classic

l4d2 or 1

[green schooner]

both

wdym

It gives you both stories

[glad carbon]

oh fr?

[green schooner]

Ye

[glad carbon]

kewl

[green schooner]

I’m gonna make her finish come and see with me

[glad carbon]

ok

[green schooner]

So mean

[slender rock]

okay these chocolates i am trying to make are gonna be very not sweet

but that's okay

[glad carbon]

yeah i guess

[slender rock]

snorted pure cocao powder tho

woo

[green schooner]

I’d post a gif but I can’t

[glad carbon]

dm it

ill post it for you

[pastel quartz]

yeah

dm it

[green schooner]

you know what it is

it’s the cat one

that’s like

he looks retarded

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tole-tole-dog-fighting-angry-gif-8953703076607841349

[green schooner]

Yes

But not that one

The one where he’s just being held

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-gif-12939206850336259113

[green schooner]

yes that one

[green schooner]

I love how I said retard car

And you instantly knew

[feral kiln]

He is acoustic

[gleaming grove]

hm

[green schooner]

Me

[gleaming grove]

this is truly an "I drive" moment

[green schooner]

you want to drive with me

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/kylo-ren-star-wars-adam-driver-look-back-gif-17407359

same guy

[green schooner]

LOL

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian I found the voices of the void place

[uncut obsidian]

Real

[pastel quartz]

Hpw are you guten morgen

[uncut obsidian]

fine

[pastel quartz]

Nice

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/puppsicle/status/1763087869470749063?t=lRLALlEAaoUc5AU5AfMPrA&s=19

[glad carbon]

gonna honk its clown nose

[green schooner]

same

[glad carbon]

i thought you were gonna sip on whiskey and go to sleep

[green schooner]

I’m having like whacky head stuff rn so like it’s hard to

[glad carbon]

dang

[pale ingot]

eugh

[green schooner]

[pale ingot]

shut up brah you weird!! you an idioit!!

[green schooner]

yanov you go

[pale ingot]

no

[green schooner]

yes

[pale ingot]

nuh uh

[inland jackal]

Fun fact

[feral kiln]

[fallow trellis]

funfact

[pale ingot]

what she sees in bed 2 seconds before penetration

[fallow trellis]

why did u have to ruin it with woman

[glad carbon]

what he sees in bed 2 seconds before penetration

[pale ingot]

what @fallow trellis sees in bed 2 seconds before his bum gets twiddlyfiddled

[hot snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043809953200218162/1212941583020990516/Snaptik.app_7340779510356462894.mp4?ex=65f3aae0&is=65e135e0&hm=425e1a71812312b1bb59b34c086d2c1adfcb94d0fc2c6c6f8d3e759197bd8665&

I should get helldivers

but I've no one to play with

my life a so hard

[eager igloo]

I am now awake

[hot snow]

Garry's burger

[hot snow]

ho back to sleep

[eager igloo]

There is no rest for the wicked

[hot snow]

wicked wizard

[wraith osprey]

Putos huevos

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/LS0NQiEiIgI

[glad carbon]

@green schooner this audio is fucked

im hearing gunshots at the bullet impact

[steel bone]

[uncut obsidian]

SHIT YOUR SHELF!!!!!

[glad carbon]

@uncut obsidian hows vladivostok today

[inland jackal]

greenthings

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Duchess

[livid plover]

шо

[fallow trellis]

everytime u post this your sentences gets extended by a month

[eager igloo]

Fnuy

[hot snow]

me getting naked:

[steel bone]

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1212033633968193546/D8185CB9-4559-4DA0-A070-514B7925A256.jpg?ex=65f05d48&is=65dde848&hm=0d2ebcf51f858161143371736afe6ffb5637ac2a0952d095e416ec696f2858b2&

[uncut obsidian]

It's very vladdy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/greetings-chat-better-call-saul-lalo-salamanca-greetings-chat-gif-25797757

[hot snow]

the chat is on vacation

apparently

[fading shuttle]

Hi benzin

[uncut obsidian]

helo

[glad carbon]

madi in vladdy

[livid plover]

https://media.giphy.com/media/V51RzDrhs8T5Aui6Jp/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[glad carbon]

ok gn @placid sail

[uncut obsidian]

busy nitro flex

grrr

[pale ingot]

spongbob ppen the door my balls are stuck

[placid sail]

wait

WAIT

THE HAND

[hot snow]

is gone

[uncut obsidian]

you just realised

[hot snow]

squish

[placid sail]

piss off I just woke up

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809

[hot snow]

his hand went two dimensional from the door hitting it

[uncut obsidian]

go back to sleep

I got my fingers stuck that way once

I don't remember anything that happened afterwards

[pale ingot]

yeowch

[hot snow]

did they go two dimensional

[fading shuttle]

Am late for uni class by 4 mins, its joever

[placid sail]

silence twinkie 🦀

[pale ingot]

might as well not go

[uncut obsidian]

Wahhhhhhh

[fading shuttle]

No

[uncut obsidian]

Shmeet your smeld

[fading shuttle]

Am already traveling

[hot snow]

I saw the crab emoji and I almost posted the video

[tidal trellis]

Oh okay

[fading shuttle]

My lecture hall is on the 4th floor

[hot snow]

vibrate to the classroom

[placid sail]

work those chicken legs, hate machine

[fading shuttle]

Am sleepy

Leg no work

[pale ingot]

rotate to the classroom

[placid sail]

lemon juice in eyes

[pale ingot]

bleach in eyes

[placid sail]

wake up gopd 👍

[fading shuttle]

That doesn't wake up legs, that just makes my vision even worse

[fading shuttle]

Gopd

[pale ingot]

sleep 2 hours every day

[pale ingot]

living in luxury

[fading shuttle]

Mashallah

[placid sail]

do you rememba

nanana nanana

septemba

[eager igloo]

Alooo

Finished xcom

Never got back Sammy :c

[river zealot]

Hey zb

[eager igloo]

I wanted to play empire 2 next but idk if I can handle another 100 hours strategy

[fading shuttle]

It's march

[eager igloo]

What if

Just

Hypothetically

...Skyrim

God that would be awful

But... maybe?

[placid sail]

[inland jackal]

hi bz

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Nickel

[inland jackal]

What's going on fellas?

nickel

[stone blade]

Good morning

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

I SAID

[inland jackal]

Good morning ivan

[stone blade]

mm good

[placid sail]

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Myspace1

[gleaming grove]

72 hours well spent

[uncut obsidian]

hey busy roll a coin

I'm at tasty and that's it rn

will i get food poisoning

[placid sail]

you won't

[gleaming grove]

tone deaf

[placid sail]

even with the original company pretending to leave, most of the initial standards are still in place

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail

[stone blade]

Bussy

[placid sail]

Ivanko

[uncut obsidian]

IvAnna

[placid sail]

some unknown force of nature has been making me wake up substantially earlier than usual

I may be dying from unknown disease brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

...productivity?

[toxic delta]

based i need that

[placid sail]

how's that productivity

[toxic delta]

3am wokege is a diff kinda vibe

[placid sail]

I am very sleepy after waking up that early, I just can't fall back asleep

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Kristin

[inland jackal]

kristin

[stone blade]

I hate women

[stone blade]

das me

[placid sail]

Ivanko no

[inland jackal]

Ivanko yes

[toxic delta]

ivanko maybe

[inland jackal]

Ivanko probably

[stone blade]

Ivanko perhaps

[inland jackal]

Ivanko yesnt

[placid sail]

I am ballin

I am faded

[stone blade]

I am CAFFINATED

I HAVE MONSTER FOR LATER

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NYOMMMMMMMMM

[hot snow]

brother is so droged his energy is transmutating into his device

[stone blade]

I'm fine

I promise

[hot snow]

monster is gonna be the death of you ivan

you're gonna overdose on it way before anything else kills you

[stone blade]

still better than being alcoholic

[hot snow]

well

alcohol brings you good times

[fading shuttle]

Coffee

🙂

[stone blade]

Me and my teacher have an inside joke where if I don't appear in class with a monster there's something wrong

[hot snow]

monster only makes you droged

[stone blade]

he asked me once where's the monster when I went to class and I told him I had no money to buy

[hot snow]

you can't buy money anyway

https://tenor.com/view/minor-grammar-mistake-gif-16439899440529775887

[pale ingot]

ivan...

[stone blade]

to buy a monster

[pale ingot]

i have a proposition, ivan ....

[stone blade]

Fking english language and its rules for sentence subject

[pale ingot]

you should... get a monster

[stone blade]

I have one

[pale ingot]

and a pack of sour gummy strips

[stone blade]

Good idea tho

no

[pale ingot]

yes

and then

combine the 2

the monster and the sour strips

and drink the potion

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah you can't fall asleep because you're on discord

[toxic delta]

[hot snow]

the message duplication is real

[pale ingot]

dementius

[hot snow]

it's not just me

[uncut obsidian]

real

can't replicate it

shiet

[hot snow]

donkord

[placid sail]

nah I've arrived here long after waking up

[pale ingot]

gooncave owners in the chat

[uncut obsidian]

Who

[fallow trellis]

maybe vegans are right

[eager igloo]

Someone here was recommending me minecraft survival mod, forgot who

@inland jackal ?

[placid sail]

go play palworld/helldivers like everyone else

[eager igloo]

I don't have money

[placid sail]

bro

what's the point of counting electrons then

[eager igloo]

And my pc prolly won't handle them

I didn't start working yet

[placid sail]

I see

go play fear nightfall then

and shid yourself from it

because it's a spooky modpack

[fading shuttle]

Palworld fell off

Noone cares anymore

[placid sail]

100-200k online still

[placid sail]

still better than shit your pants squad and many other AAA flops

[fallow trellis]

stupid bot

[fading shuttle]

Yeh, felloff

Helldivers is the new trend

[quaint ore]

Helldivers do be balling

[eager igloo]

W is offline

Oh well

[inland jackal]

Strawberry kompot is the goat

[eager igloo]

Oh there he is

[inland jackal]

Not me

But

Rlcraft is good

[placid sail]

bruh

it's unethical to recommend people to play rlcraft

[eager igloo]

Elaborate

[placid sail]

it's sweaty

[inland jackal]

Its like recommending linux

[placid sail]

that body parts system so beloved in gamma and tarkov and other games?

[eager igloo]

I was thinking about this one but I was pretty sure there's one more, but my memory might be failing me

[placid sail]

it's in rlcraft as well

and there's also a shitload of enemies than can and will fuck you up

[fading shuttle]

I should play gamma again

Eventually

[inland jackal]

Especially reaper

[hazy finch]

i sentence you to picklock a diamond chest lock while only using wooden lockpicks (oh and die by a big fuckoff tree thing)
https://tenor.com/view/gavel-case-dismissed-simpsons-gif-11209658

[placid sail]

rlcraft can be fun

but only if you're ready to eat a lot of dicks

[inland jackal]

Reaper has a chance to spawn from anything that dies

[hazy finch]

literally just get a shield

[inland jackal]

You can either calmly kill cows and stuff for food and get a reaper and die
Or
Kill a difficult enemy, be low health
Reaper appears

[placid sail]

also I personally dislike rlcraft a bit because there's a big heap of mobs there that are too different from visual minecraft style

[tidal trellis]

Yeah it's a mod

Meant to be different

[eager igloo]

Will check it out prolly

[placid sail]

wrong, pakistani yeti

[eager igloo]

Just to spite you

[placid sail]

a lot of minecraft mods seamlessly join the style

[uncut obsidian]

Better recommend vintage story

[eager igloo]

Oh that one

I was thinking about that one

[placid sail]

it's fun, but it's not that rich with content yet

[uncut obsidian]

It's "harder" but not as hard

[placid sail]

I feel like autistic rat will exhaust it pretty fast

[eager igloo]

What do you meaaaan

[tidal trellis]

Who you calling yeti

[solar obsidian]

[fading shuttle]

Just play terraria

[uncut obsidian]

Calling yo mom

[eager igloo]

Okay see ya

[inland jackal]

Or both

[hazy finch]

word of advice get a shield as fast as you can (wooden plank in middle and 3 sticks in the top left corner in the shape of a arrow and same thing at the bottom right corner) shields are increadably good completly blocks any damage from basically everything you are gonna encounter early game

i do reccomend upgrading that wooden shield to a stone one

asap

[placid sail]

I mean, if myshinka hasn't played terraria, that's actually a solid idea

but is there anyone who hasn't played terraria yet

[solar obsidian]

...

[inland jackal]

Gen alpha

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-nolan-grayson-omni-man-invincible-pity-gif-20908860

[tidal trellis]

Terraria is just marinating in my steam library rn

[hazy finch]

(shield in middle [not damaged it cannot be damaged] and 4 cobble stone one at top on in left and right and one on the bottom) it has insanely more durability than a shitty wooden shield

[uncut obsidian]

Why do bussies have such big intervals before they repeat the route

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-gif-22499839

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mythical-tree-oh-the-misery-jadestrouble-gif-7468919938176280189

[hazy finch]

ive been playing rlcraft on and off for about 4 or 5 years now i have ethereal knowledge

[placid sail]

a useless helper and a tree man walk into a bar

[uncut obsidian]

The bus im waiting for has been standing on the final stop for 20-30 minutes now

[inland jackal]

We might as well play calamity then

[solar obsidian]

[tidal trellis]

Tf is calamity

[placid sail]

go play terraria right now loser

[inland jackal]

[solar obsidian]

i added it to my wishlist, will wait for a discount

[uncut obsidian]

I'm gonna freeze to death at this bus stop

[lunar brook]

skill issue

[pastel quartz]

whats the punchline

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Sundance

:flag_ru: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia

:clock6: 01 March 2024, 18:30 (06:30 PM)
🌏 +10.0 (Asia/Vladivostok)
🌇 Sunset

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 45% humidity
🍃 NW 313° | 8.08 m/s wind
🌡️ -7.15°C (Feels like -14.15°C)
19.13°F (Feels like 6.53°F)

[uncut obsidian]

-7C

[dreamy flax]

:flag_rs: Serbia

:clock9: 01 March 2024, 09:30 (09:30 AM)
🌍 +1.0 (Europe/Belgrade)
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 56% humidity
🍃 SE 144° | 5.86 m/s wind
🌡️ 12.85°C (Feels like 11.85°C)
55.13°F (Feels like 53.33°F)

[lunar brook]

just start violently masturbating to heat up

[uncut obsidian]

That's deadly

I'm gonna die

[placid sail]

like with kolender's jokes, there is none

[prisma quiver]

Nasty Bob in town.

[uncut obsidian]

At a bus stop

[pastel quartz]

[dreamy flax]

moatofalltime, your new nickname is Templar

[lunar brook]

did i stutter

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-consider-the-following-kill-yourself-gif-24441260

[uncut obsidian]

Finally

[tidal trellis]

OH okay

[prisma quiver]

This is just straight up robbery

Inflation is crazy

[uncut obsidian]

Idk maybe you did irl

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/harold-corazon-gif-26720619

[prisma quiver]

Would.

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/inspector-gadget-inflation-funny-christmas-gadget-gif-9929077012021275999

This is the most based bus driver I've seen

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nicky-ricky-dicky-dawn-summer-wrestler-suit-inflatable-nicky-ricky-dicky-dawn-gifs-nickelodeon-gif-8984099

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[prisma quiver]

Your life is literally, as valuable as a billion diamonds.

[uncut obsidian]

He's playing a radio station with anecdotes on the bus speakers on max volume

[toxic delta]

busmaxxing

[prisma quiver]

Liking femboys is straight

[uncut obsidian]

bussing

idk if you can hear it

[prisma quiver]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993269478060195950/1118188097222488104/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[lunar brook]

yapping

[uncut obsidian]

The fucking laugh track every 5 seconds

[tidal trellis]

Don't think that's how it works brother

[uncut obsidian]

Let bro dream

[toxic delta]

that was the early 2000s taxi experience here... nobody plus public transport plays anything these days very sad

[prisma quiver]

I'm not into femboys

[uncut obsidian]

Why'd you say that then

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[prisma quiver]

I'm infertile from eating scented candles

[tidal trellis]

Oh okay

[prisma quiver]

Because I felt like it

[uncut obsidian]

What is bro doing

[prisma quiver]

Saw a woman today who was like 6'5

Shit had me confussled

Dazzled.

[uncut obsidian]

@weak jackal this u

[toxic delta]

that's some sort of vibe

[prisma quiver]

Discombobulated

[toxic delta]

admirable but i would prob get depresso if i live there

[prisma quiver]

It's so gray bruh

[toxic delta]

holy moly

[prisma quiver]

Lighthouse from eft

Cape dalniy

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/1Yaf2Vh0GP-9xY/d1337lcvNdQr?invite=cr-MSw4eEksNDgwODEyNSw

[pastel quartz]

its that their wheelchair there by the red car

we might be witnessing a miracle

[prisma quiver]

He reminds me of the little nightmares janitor

https://tenor.com/view/little-nightmares-namco-littlenightmares-janitor-gif-8456385

[toxic delta]

apt complex on hills always had a vibe... i lived in one like this when i was lil

[prisma quiver]

Actual tarkov map

[fading shuttle]

"picture from eastern europe" wow is this tarkov

[uncut obsidian]

this is tarkov

[solar obsidian]

[tidal trellis]

Me when I can't escape from tarkov

[fading shuttle]

no thats patrick

[uncut obsidian]

escape from vladivostok

[toxic delta]

big sad

[lusty sonnet]

[tidal trellis]

What the

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709387082241540137/1155082808545509456/image.png?ex=65ec34b1&is=65d9bfb1&hm=8c4f2103e6f7e950beee11fa0fc0f6cdfa4c8b1e52b26caab24c7e6412011b1f&

People scare me

[uncut obsidian]

"jesus loves you and china"

[stone blade]

Terrorism

[crimson flame]

you live in china?

[toxic delta]

ya

[crimson flame]

pog

[uncut obsidian]

Literally how this city looks in summer

[stone blade]

I'm sorry for you

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

Do not chew aluminium foil!

[uncut obsidian]

Can't wait for summer

[hot snow]

I can

hot ass season

[toxic delta]

it's ok not that bad here
i only believe this more after knowing what happen to my westoid troon frens

[hot snow]

I'm a mountain man who prefers the cold

[prisma quiver]

I can't wait for daily 40c

With NO AIR CONDITIONING

[uncut obsidian]

I can't

[hot snow]

qell you're rusky

[uncut obsidian]

I'm tired of jackets

[hot snow]

it's gonna be cold for you anywhay

[uncut obsidian]

No

[hot snow]

yis

[prisma quiver]

John where you stay at

[uncut obsidian]

This is vladivostok

[hot snow]

romania zalau

[robust cove]

Not a single heart react, brainfart has fallen

[prisma quiver]

Germany in the summer is actually the worst

40c almost daily

And no air conditioning

[tulip ravine]

Hello lads

It’s football tomorrow and rugby today

[hot snow]

britain where have you been

[tulip ravine]

CUM ON THE BOUS LETS GOOO

[hot snow]

I haven't seen you here in atleast a few days

[tulip ravine]

Busy pal

Been on a game with a supposed cult and my interest got the better of me

[dreamy flax]

moatofalltime, your new nickname is Bluesky

[tulip ravine]

Turns out it’s pretty chill and people just troll

[prisma quiver]

Clearsky!

[dreamy flax]

📚 Joey Blueskies

A derogatory nickname for the Detroit Lions' quarterback, [Joey Harrington] which came about as fans realized that, no matter how badly he played, [Harrington] always characterized his performances, and the situation in general, in an extremely positive or "[blueskies]" manner during his post-game interview.

[tulip ravine]

Been up since like

[hot snow]

they've already brainwashed you

[pale ingot]

CHILD LABOR WHAT THE FUCK IS A TRAINED ARMY

[hot snow]

its too late

[tulip ravine]

1990s with like

10 people on at any one time

[prisma quiver]

What's wrong with an untrained army

[pale ingot]

true

u just give them a gun and send them off

[tulip ravine]

Penal legions

[hot snow]

10 people is more than enough to summon something

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1212484884396904488/v12044gd0000ci2h363c77udg2bveca0.mov?ex=65f2018b&is=65df8c8b&hm=d2e057115fc14bbb9628ec2ca6e1a5b84ac4c0af1807427d1173ba6edcbad690&

[tulip ravine]

Yeah you get asked to see something cool

Then you are shown around all private satanic worlds and shit

Pretty cool

[hot snow]

and then they sacrifice you

[tulip ravine]

And there’s a few people who just kinda follow you silently

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Roxy

[prisma quiver]

I'm gonna summon playboi carti at 3 am

[hot snow]

dont

[tulip ravine]

I’m bouta summon the among us

[hot snow]

I'm bouta

ambata

[tulip ravine]

Anyway rugby today football tomorrow Warra time

[hot snow]

and then sacrifice on sunday

gods day

makes sense

[prisma quiver]

Eat the baby

[tulip ravine]

We hate Nottingham Forestttt

We hate Liverpool too their shit

We hate city and United but Everton we love you

[prisma quiver]

What's your favourite british dish

[tulip ravine]

COME ON

[tulip ravine]

Beans on toast

[tulip ravine]

Done right it slaps

[prisma quiver]

Expected

Nah i'm jk 😭

[hot snow]

fucking britain moment

[tulip ravine]

Fam have you seen biscuits and gravy

[prisma quiver]

Nope

[hot snow]

only you mfs would eat fucking beans on toast and say that shit is a full meal

[tulip ravine]

And people who eat toast for their breakfast is that not a meal

[inland jackal]

hi johan

[tulip ravine]

🤔

[prisma quiver]

Scented candles taste really good

[hot snow]

if you're a sub-par human being yes

I eat cereal like a big healthy boy

[prisma quiver]

I breathe in air like a true mogger

[tulip ravine]

I love 10 cigarettes for my breakfast

Get better noob

[hot snow]

hello five nights at freddys character that furries really like

[stone blade]

Alo

[prisma quiver]

Maybe advance past the 19th century?

[stone blade]

❤️

[tulip ravine]

Lad your on discord

[prisma quiver]

But so are you

[tulip ravine]

Your brain isn’t developing past the second braincell stage

Exactly

[prisma quiver]

Nnhhnhhh

[hot snow]

also why do you say lad

[prisma quiver]

Nah p sure that's just because I eat scented candles

[hot snow]

isn't that an Irish thing

[uncut obsidian]

We hate football

[hot snow]

speak for yourself

[tulip ravine]

R you mad

I’ll park my car in yer nans shutter

Shitter

[hot snow]

a little

I'd love to be able to say lad unironically as part of my culture

but unfortunately romanians don't like english very much for some reason

[prisma quiver]

Speak for yourself

[pastel quartz]

yes, because they'd have stolen it too

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Justin

[inland jackal]

hell naw

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-ignited-bonnie-jumpscare-punch-punching-gif-24993091

[hot snow]

dute la gară și taci cu stereotipurile tale de cur

[tulip ravine]

You just do it then

Be like a Brit

You give 0 fucks about culture

You just do what you want

[pastel quartz]

just realized bonnie works for both men and women bruh

[tulip ravine]

You offend someone? Doesn’t matter mate I’m a Brit

[hot snow]

we don't speak English bean head

[inland jackal]

bon bon

[tulip ravine]

And

[hot snow]

I'd have no one to say it to

[tulip ravine]

Just speak English for fun

Talk shit about them

[hot snow]

I already do

and I have an American accent

[pastel quartz]

can you translate?

[hot snow]

I'm not gonna say lad with an American accent

[tulip ravine]

Where is your lead and copper

[hot snow]

do it yo self

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan (română)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

go to the train station and shut up with your ass stereotypes

[uncut obsidian]

We hate the british

[inland jackal]

some things are best left not translated

[hot snow]

yes

[pastel quartz]

train station?

[tulip ravine]

Everyone hates the Brits coz they wanna be us

[pastel quartz]

whats a train station got to do with it

[hot snow]

going to the train station is our way of saying fuck off back where you came from basically

[broken topaz]

nobody wants to be you

trust

[tulip ravine]

I’d rather be Brit then a German lad

[pastel quartz]

got it.

[prisma quiver]

I'd rather be a German guy than a british guy

[pastel quartz]

unfortunately, my house dates back before copper pipes were standard

so no

no copper pipes

[eager igloo]

Making shield is my priority in vanilla too

[tulip ravine]

Clearly never seen Burnley

[prisma quiver]

I'd still rather be a german guy

[tulip ravine]

And that’s why your a rookie

[prisma quiver]

You're

[tulip ravine]

I’ll take my car and park it inside your mothers arse

[hot snow]

I have approximately that many hours in tmodloader

[placid sail]

show off

[pastel quartz]

burnley tower looks familiar

[tulip ravine]

Yeah coz we steal shit from other countries

Or as I say

Just don’t get your shit stolen lmao

[hot snow]

brimingman

[pastel quartz]

colonize

I know

[tulip ravine]

Get guys

Fuck sake

Get gud

[hot snow]

get guys

[tulip ravine]

Warra time

[hot snow]

best advice I've ever heard

[pastel quartz]

british museum after getting told to return the artifacts back to their origin country:

[tulip ravine]

Literally real

[eager igloo]

I though vitage story is a minecraft mod and it's a whole ass game

[tulip ravine]

It’s why I love being a Brit

We will drive a German car; use a tv from Japan; eat food from china or Indian

And still never trust anyone foreign

A true geezer moment

Also this is very true like go to any predominantly British area

So not the poor parts of London or like Bradford you will see it lmao

People will look at you like you aren’t real

[pastel quartz]

but imported cars there have to be left handed

[tulip ravine]

Wym left handed

Our cars are right hand drive

[eager igloo]

RLCraft is on 1.12? Eh

I don't want it

[tulip ravine]

We drive on the left side so our cars drivers are closest to oncoming traffic on the right

[pastel quartz]

I mistaken left hand drive for right hand

[tulip ravine]

Also somet like

90% or cars here are manual

Love it

[placid sail]

very good little rat

[broken topaz]

my retarded ass could not operate a manual transmission with my left hand

[placid sail]

1.12 must be let go

[tulip ravine]

How it’s simple

[placid sail]

there's so many fun builds on newer versions already

[broken topaz]

i can do it with my right

[tulip ravine]

It makes sense to be on the left since most people right handed

More control on wheel

[broken topaz]

Wheel control is easy

just hold it

[tulip ravine]

Gear stick is just changing from first to second a monkey could do it

[tulip ravine]

Here prob harder tbf

Most of our roads are tight narrow windy and full of roundabouts

[eager igloo]

I played a bit of create mod some time ago, but all that crafting machinery got a bit annoying

[tulip ravine]

And bad road surfaces and markings add to the fun

[eager igloo]

And belts

[tulip ravine]

Yet we still have some of the safest road conditions for casualties

[eager igloo]

Forging setup was really fun though

[pastel quartz]

literally willing to fund anyone who's willing to go up against napoleon during the coalition wars

[eager igloo]

That Id like

[pastel quartz]

instead of doing it themselves

[tulip ravine]

Look at Nepal

[pastel quartz]

thats crazy

[tulip ravine]

They fill the application to British army every year

Like they over fill the applications regularly

And they badass

The gurkahs

When they train they use a Kukri and every strike is a decapitation

IRRC in ww1 they sent one out in no man’s land, not heard from him in week and they thought they was dead, yet they kept coming across Germans with throat cut

Hard bastards

In Afghan one got told to bring back proof this leader was dead

So he cut off his head with a shovel and brought it back

[eager igloo]

Recommend some

[tulip ravine]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049987/amp/Gurkha-beheaded-Taliban-soldier-Afghanistan-battle-cleared-return-duty.html

Also that is a picture from training before yous get pissy

No graphic content

[prisma quiver]

OMG GORE!!

THEY STABIBNG!!

[robust cove]

Lemao

[tulip ravine]

I’ve seen it happen a few times when I been talking about it

[pastel quartz]

ah, forgot too, the british army had these standard issue knives thats basically just a copy of a kukri

[robust cove]

Casually beheads a taliban leader

[tulip ravine]

The regular army doesn’t

[placid sail]

fear nightfall to shid yourself, pixelmon if you're a weirdo who wants to play pokemon in minecraft, valheilsia/all the mods for a default big modpack bitch stuff, Create Arcane Engineering/Create: Above and Beyond for some techno autismo, Craft to Exile 2 if you want to play arpg in minecraft as even a bigger weirdo

[tulip ravine]

The gurkahs do

[robust cove]

Very based

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Cuan

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo found the mc mod?

[tulip ravine]

Tbf I dunno why the uk hasn’t just offered to do their defence for them and just have a army of the fuckers

Apparently it’s seen as a honour to a lot of them since they easily fill the application yearly

[prisma quiver]

Every opp short

[dreamy flax]

moatofalltime, your new nickname is Meridian

[prisma quiver]

Ok daddy

[tidal trellis]

Gregtech new horizons

[eager igloo]

Nope

[tidal trellis]

[eager igloo]

There was big create update

It has trains

I am very much tempted

[pastel quartz]

when I show off my bands to the neighborhood opp (I lived in a gated neighborhood with a loving family)

[prisma quiver]

Fuck tha opps

(I'm a suburban white male with no opposition whatsoever)

[pale ingot]

Streets saying Nasty bob in town...

[prisma quiver]

I'm Nasty Bob.

[pale ingot]

[inland jackal]

Yello

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[prisma quiver]

hii :3

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Mailman

moatofalltime, your new nickname is Luna

[prisma quiver]

OwO

[inland jackal]

Your mother

[pale ingot]

how low those nuts dangle

[prisma quiver]

Scraping on the concrete

[pastel quartz]

born to haiiiii:3 forced to sup cuh

[pale ingot]

damn bitch you could strangle someone with that

or you just a gnome

[prisma quiver]

Born to kill opps, forced to pursue my educational prowess 😔

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Flame

[prisma quiver]

La flame

[hot snow]

born to buss forced to edge

[hot snow]

I dont know why I said that

[pastel quartz]

(the opps are bad gpas)

[inland jackal]

You thought it was appropriate

[hot snow]

you can't read my mind w

[uncut obsidian]

haiiii

[placid sail]

there's a big ass addon for create trains too

[hot snow]

and be glad for that

[inland jackal]

I can

[hot snow]

you'd have a seizure if you could

[inland jackal]

You are thinking some romanian thoughts now

[prisma quiver]

I don't speak that sorry vro

[eager igloo]

Ye that's what I meant

[inland jackal]

Madi still modless?

[hot snow]

I was actually thinking of this

[pastel quartz]

its permanent

[eager igloo]

Found a modpack from some rando's youtube series

[inland jackal]

Thats a kek w from me

[hot snow]

he's not jailed he's demoted

[pastel quartz]

blud is NOT getting mod back🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🗣️🗣️

[eager igloo]

It has some nice mods, so I think I will give it a try

[inland jackal]

I should be a mod

[pastel quartz]

no

.

[inland jackal]

Da

[prisma quiver]

I should be a mod

[inland jackal]

No

.

[hot snow]

it's actually a hidden requirement to know the hidden lore of gmod to be a mod

[prisma quiver]

But I have 20 inches

Like drake

[hot snow]

you are not qualified

[stone blade]

Hallo

[inland jackal]

Sadge

[pastel quartz]

your serbian ass is gonna target bosnians

[inland jackal]

Ivan should be mod

[inland jackal]

Nuh uh

[pastel quartz]

definetly not

[inland jackal]

Croatians

Bosnians are cool

[eager igloo]

I definitely should be a mod

[pastel quartz]

Still havent forgotten about sarajevo bud

[inland jackal]

Croats have the most anti serb energy

[hot snow]

he's gonna overdose on monster before he's given the chance

[inland jackal]

Its a great city

[eager igloo]

Im conpletely mentally stable and I DEFINITELY wouldn't ban ryry instantly

[uncut obsidian]

wdym still

[fallow trellis]

why do british people sound like they have too much snot up their noses

[river zealot]

[solar obsidian]

ryry will never be banned

[river zealot]

Foreva and eva

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Custom

[river zealot]

Why ban that cunt anyway

[uncut obsidian]

ryry will be banned when aldo will appear

[pastel quartz]

chewsday

[uncut obsidian]

and aldo will never appear

[inland jackal]

Chewsday

[solar obsidian]

ryry is the joker of society

he cannot die

[river zealot]

Aldo never existed

[inland jackal]

Hes embedless tho

Ryry

[river zealot]

Aldo is just a myh

[solar obsidian]

only a flesh wound

[river zealot]

Grok created the myth to scare all of you fools

[pastel quartz]

who is aldo

[river zealot]

Nobody

[solar obsidian]

Mussolini

[placid sail]

leave clownie alone

[eager igloo]

No he's german

So the other funny man

[placid sail]

he's just a little angry chihuahua what has he ever done to you

[uncut obsidian]

he existed... until...

[pale ingot]

why do the french sound like they have a DICK in their mouth

[inland jackal]

Swagolini

[pastel quartz]

because we have🤤

[placid sail]

must

not

nap

[uncut obsidian]

TAKE A NAP

[eager igloo]

Nap is a mindkiller

[solar obsidian]

coffee

[pale ingot]

blow up

[hot snow]

this'll help

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail, how long did u sleep at night?

[placid sail]

I don't tridk coffee and if I drink anymore tea I'll puke

[pastel quartz]

Because all french are degenerates

sly fiends

[placid sail]

6

[solar obsidian]

dont sleep

[pale ingot]

@placid sail gregoriam do u still have me blocked

[hot snow]

minutes?

[placid sail]

me not want work

me want slep

[pastel quartz]

blow? where?😳

[hot snow]

don't work

[pale ingot]

explode

[hot snow]

become ungovwrnable

[placid sail]

spice not being !gay impossinble challenge

[hot snow]

you can't win ham she's more maja than you

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Devo

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[pastel quartz]

such a tease

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-insomnia-sleepy-tired-eyes-gif-9225001

[prisma quiver]

Would you have an open bottle of water and hold it upside down?

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[prisma quiver]

Me too

[river zealot]

Watch bz fall asleep

[dreamy flax]

moatofalltime, your new nickname is Shaved

[river zealot]

Sometimes when im sleepy

[inland jackal]

I would spin the upside down bottle of water

[river zealot]

Instead of waking up

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Bobcat

[river zealot]

I just imagine things that i would do after waking up

And just fall asleep

[inland jackal]

His name is bob

[uncut obsidian]

go to your bf

stop horny

[solar obsidian]

are u at work or home?

[placid sail]

the answer is unironically yes

[solar obsidian]

i see

[uncut obsidian]

[inland jackal]

Home at work

[solar obsidian]

do some chores, move around, wash your face with cold water

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

chhaattt

bhhrrlll

[inland jackal]

Basically do yard cleaning

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalcraft-dance-gif-13257141

[solar obsidian]

also too much sugar can make you sleepy too

[inland jackal]

Overdose with caffeine

[hot snow]

do this and you won't be sleepy anymore

[pastel quartz]

I crave le cremé du cocké

[prisma quiver]

Shake em shake em

[pastel quartz]

how

[placid sail]

this is how I imagine french people

https://tenor.com/view/french-man-gif-13335005780324492778

[hot snow]

do it

[pastel quartz]

HOW

[inland jackal]

Just do it

[river zealot]

I strive to be like him

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Garbage

[inland jackal]

Damn

[prisma quiver]

True

Kidding

[dreamy flax]

moatofalltime, your new nickname is Maple

spice7, your new nickname is Chao

[inland jackal]

Im a stalker reference

[river zealot]

Trying not to hornypost in brainfart ( challenge impossible)

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-devito-dead-trash-gif-9542162

[inland jackal]

Rubbish

[prisma quiver]

Do I know you?

[river zealot]

Nah fam thats an insult

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Nacked

[inland jackal]

Stalker reference

[river zealot]

I became what i swore to destroy

[uncut obsidian]

I don't speak baguette

[dreamy flax]

:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I crave the cream of the cocké

[inland jackal]

The naked?

[dreamy flax]

spice7, your new nickname is Planet

[river zealot]

[uncut obsidian]

NO

NO

[pastel quartz]

how?

[inland jackal]

Hello brainfartians

[pastel quartz]

hello

[river zealot]

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Five

weseli, your new nickname is Script

memeg7837, your new nickname is Gotmilk

[uncut obsidian]

@river zealot how old were you again

[placid sail]

stranger danger