🎪bruh-fart

[green schooner]

I’d sell you into slavery

Most def

[broken topaz]

thanks bestie

[green schooner]

np

[high meteor]

i still need to say hello to those humans near the ashlands

[broken topaz]

Slavery is considered a good outcome in kenshi

[green schooner]

what no

I would make you stay in a cage

and not feed@you

[broken topaz]

:3

oh

[toxic delta]

:3

[broken topaz]

Ill take the cage

but i require food

[green schooner]

bro thinks he’s getting the bare minimum

he ain’t getting that

[green schooner]

no

to bad

[pastel quartz]

I repeat do NOT get tarkov

[broken topaz]

sucky sucky for food?

[green schooner]

I only like men sorry

[toxic delta]

[green schooner]

ok fed

[pastel quartz]

I spent a year on that shit game and all I got was bad experiences and losing my shit

[green schooner]

Your a lesbo so

[broken topaz]

god i hate tarkov

[toxic delta]

my pc can't even run it 💀

[broken topaz]

Well yea i wouldnt enjoy it

but for food as a slave

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[green schooner]

only men

sorry

[broken topaz]

Gotta do what you gotta do

fuck

[green schooner]

[green schooner]

I love tarkov

[broken topaz]

I bought the EOD edition of tarkov

[green schooner]

same

[toxic delta]

same

[high meteor]

[broken topaz]

Im edging on that darkness

[pastel quartz]

are you fucked in the head?

[broken topaz]

till i escape

[green schooner]

im gonna drake you

[pastel quartz]

edging?

jesus

[broken topaz]

Yea

a little

[green schooner]

I am more

!!!

[toxic delta]

i THOUGHT i would be upgrading my pc in the future in like 2019 and did that, but oh boy was i wrong

[high meteor]

i have nothing in my head

[pastel quartz]

are you insane? are you stupid?

[broken topaz]

[broken topaz]

Yes and Yes

[high meteor]

stupid?

[green schooner]

Cori I think it’s almost mirmir time

[high meteor]

i was stupid once

[broken topaz]

very

[green schooner]

I dropped my phone on my face

2 times

[high meteor]

they locked me in an aslume

[broken topaz]

Its way past mimir time

[green schooner]

Me with class tmmr

(There is no skin on my heels again)

[broken topaz]

its 5:40

[green schooner]

It’s 11:39 for me

I wake up at 6

[high meteor]

same

[green schooner]

Go at 7

leave at 2:17

[broken topaz]

i gotta get tested for aids in 5 hours

[toxic delta]

12:39...pm

[green schooner]

Why

💀

[toxic delta]

dang

[high meteor]

f

[green schooner]

Freaky ahhh

[broken topaz]

show i can show someone i wanna bone

that i dont have it

duhhh

[green schooner]

sick

[broken topaz]

and t he other things

[toxic delta]

go get it

[green schooner]

I thought aids meant anal inflicted death sentence till 7th grade

[broken topaz]

it aint even so bad to get hiv these days

sure it sucks

[toxic delta]

w8 it's not? 😭

[broken topaz]

but it wont kill you

we got meds that stop it

[green schooner]

Never having the smash smash time

so

Immune

[deep topaz]

dont forget

we have meds to stop it but they're stupid expensive

[broken topaz]

If you're american

[deep topaz]

because asshole man bought the company and jacked prices

[toxic delta]

it's cheap here kekw

[green schooner]

True

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-credit-score-score-china-gif-23125701

[toxic delta]

[high meteor]

the moment i need meds to keep myself alive is the moment i swim towards another continent

[pastel quartz]

with jonkler

[broken topaz]

im so happy my insurance gives me free pills

[green schooner]

what if your in Antarctica

[broken topaz]

I have so many

[green schooner]

I get legal meth

[high meteor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720480520500281355/1210470138005159957/RDT_20240223_0105598783399031761250560.gif

[green schooner]

Top that

[broken topaz]

im trying to get that atm

[green schooner]

LOL

[broken topaz]

Im taking anti schizophrenia medication

[green schooner]

Based….

[toxic delta]

rn getting med is so funny
they banned cypro and e sales online
but not bica and spiro
i tell the online pharmacy that i have prostate cancer
the bot prescribes me bica
ez

[toxic delta]

fr?

[green schooner]

I can’t be diagnosed with anything or my enlistment is bye bye

Lol

[broken topaz]

they banned cypro?

Cringe

[toxic delta]

yeee can still diy here

bica better anyways

[pastel quartz]

stupid? I was stupid once, they locked me in with man,joker and bone, they made me insane

[toxic delta]

but expensive

[broken topaz]

I have too many diagnosis

they would never let me near a gun

[green schooner]

True

your to silly

[pastel quartz]

I trust this dude with a gun fr

[toxic delta]

uh oh

[broken topaz]

concealed carry quick draw, but i just magdumped a hallucination

[broken topaz]

autistic tranny

how original

[green schooner]

I will never trust a female in combat arms 💀

I’d rather die

[toxic delta]

this is what u get for having to repress gender dysphoria for 11 years bc the only thing the psych would let u do is to take schizo meds

[pastel quartz]

you'd get the same results after getting hit by a woman driver

[broken topaz]

My major depressive disorder has been upgraded

to chronic treatment resistant major depressive disorder

[green schooner]

dying

trusting a women in combat is like trusting Santa is real

(very bad)

[toxic delta]

[high meteor]

but what if women has big humgolongus muscles?

[broken topaz]

mommy

momm

mommy

mommy

[pastel quartz]

doesnt matter

[broken topaz]

sorry

[high meteor]

oh no

[green schooner]

then I’d like that but their standards are lowered

and they still barely make it

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-gif-5834353

[green schooner]

they gonna get my ass killed

[broken topaz]

Damon was so hot in Vampire Diaries

fr

[green schooner]

true

[broken topaz]

he can get it

[toxic delta]

aint no way

[green schooner]

never watched it

[pastel quartz]

I once wanted to be a part of a tank crew

knowing how I drive, not possible

[green schooner]

are you gonna say your chest is to big to fit in the tank

[green schooner]

there is no laws in war

when it comes to driving

[pastel quartz]

I don't want to go through basic training

[green schooner]

yeah true

Not for everyone

[green schooner]

just don’t be depressed

[broken topaz]

im trying

[pastel quartz]

getting yelled at 24/7 and possible getting sexually assaulted in the barracks, yeah, not for me

[green schooner]

try harder

NOW

[high meteor]

imma go play some days gone until i pass out

[broken topaz]

No

[high meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-faust-gif-22555693

[green schooner]

you seem like a barracks bunny anyways

[green schooner]

yes

[toxic delta]

thx im cured (fr tho not diagnosed with that anymore)

[pastel quartz]

fuck you

[broken topaz]

Imagine not being depressed

[green schooner]

Can’t hear you glowie

[lost tartan]

Me

[broken topaz]

me too

(im the cat)

[green schooner]

if your not gonna get better give me the pills

smh

[broken topaz]

no

[green schooner]

nvm they are prob worse then booze

[broken topaz]

these are mine

[toxic delta]

u DONt want those pills lmao

[green schooner]

ye booze is better

prob

[broken topaz]

Yea they suck

but without em i sleep 18 hours

and see things

[green schooner]

based

[green schooner]

how

[broken topaz]

makes you feel very numb and confused

[toxic delta]

imagine taking psy block but irl

[broken topaz]

basically am

[green schooner]

I mean that doesn’t sound that bad

[broken topaz]

living is inflicting too much psy damage

[green schooner]

if it scrambles my mind

I like that

[pale ingot]

iididiit ::; b vbv

[broken topaz]

sdfjhsfsjrewt to you too

[pale ingot]

sttupidt

yourre an poopyhead

[green schooner]

strrrupid

[green schooner]

Nincompoop

[toxic delta]

i heard us psychs love to give out seroquel
just say u have sleep problems
boom
antipsychotics addiction acquired

[pale ingot]

alr i gotta kill myself this is too devastating

[runic kernel]

Hi Ham Hi Charon Hi cori Hi brrrr7819

[toxic delta]

u'll see things when u try to withdrawal

[visual stirrup]

If stupid weak little bitches couldn't pass BCT, I would never have gotten through
you'd be fine

[high meteor]

HI resident catboyo

[broken topaz]

Haaai

[green schooner]

we have melatonin for sleep and I’m to pussy

to get it

[visual stirrup]

It has gotten even easier since my time

[broken topaz]

Take a 500mg edible just to mellow out

and sleep

[green schooner]

nah

I got le

Alcohol

[broken topaz]

alcohol bad

[green schooner]

Surpassingly more easy to get

[green schooner]

ye but its easier to fet

get

[pale ingot]

banging your head on a wall until you pass out:

[green schooner]

based…

[toxic delta]

male rage

[green schooner]

it’s good

[feral kiln]

so true

[green schooner]

[green schooner]

me

[inland jackal]

Aloo corii

[visual stirrup]

"as long as my childish and destructive behavior is violent, I can pass it off as a good thing."

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Blaine

[green schooner]

True…

[broken topaz]

of course you would have a sticker like that

[toxic delta]

[broken topaz]

aloo w

[pale ingot]

putting ads for a discord server in it's emojis is crazy

[toxic delta]

btw

[inland jackal]

Who?

[toxic delta]

DON"T go there

u will get brainworms and u will die

[high meteor]

worms?

[pale ingot]

i dont plan on it especially considering the invite link

[broken topaz]

I already have the wiggliest brainworms

dw

[toxic delta]

woem in brain

[broken topaz]

but i dont wanna go in there either

[high meteor]

free worms?

[pale ingot]

big wormrs

[high meteor]

AND they live in my head?

[broken topaz]

I already have my fair share of schizo discords

[inland jackal]

Go where

[pale ingot]

ngl

[green schooner]

your in all of them

[broken topaz]

yea

[green schooner]

are you in my walls

[broken topaz]

no

but they are in mine

[inland jackal]

I am

[green schooner]

LOL

[pale ingot]

a while back me and the homies joined a femboy server that was unironically filled with 13-15 yr olds, it was fucked

just to troll there*

[green schooner]

such a you thing to do

[inland jackal]

Yea right

[broken topaz]

waow

[pale ingot]

it got deleted last i checked, i left it the same day i first joined it

[green schooner]

that’s good at least

lmao

[pale ingot]

yeah lmao

[toxic delta]

that's how those server usually end up lmao, u never know how long until they go pop

[pale ingot]

fucking "silly femboy land". gone, never to be seen again

[toxic delta]

it could be TODAY

[pale ingot]

hopefully

[broken topaz]

JOin my server

discord kitten central

[pale ingot]

no

[toxic delta]

ok

[pale ingot]

i rember

[inland jackal]

I remember joining some server with pvz fetish

[broken topaz]

Rule 1: You must send the server owner (me) daily foot pics

[toxic delta]

i membr

[glad carbon]

[inland jackal]

I posted this and left

[toxic delta]

my feet is all scarred and bruised tho

[glad carbon]

whyd you join it

[inland jackal]

Joined on my alt and they said i was based

[glad carbon]

i got some real hobbit feet

[pale ingot]

ive seen some fuffed up fr servers

[broken topaz]

pics king?

[green schooner]

ok when

[zealous remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/toes-feet-happy-feet-gif-9615572

[green schooner]

NO

[pale ingot]

[glad carbon]

idk miss

[pale ingot]

can we bust this guy's ankles

[broken topaz]

Those are some okay toes right there

[green schooner]

what

[broken topaz]

i dunno

[inland jackal]

Kneecaps better

[pale ingot]

fucking connoisseur

[green schooner]

kill this man now?

[broken topaz]

im improvising here

im playing a role

[green schooner]

being weird

is not a role

[broken topaz]

yea it is

[pale ingot]

clearly you're not experienced

[glad carbon]

@green schooner

[green schooner]

what

[broken topaz]

😔

im new to the craft

[inland jackal]

Charon still embedless?

[glad carbon]

when are you down to play arena

[green schooner]

yea

[green schooner]

I’m in bed

and prob not tmmr

[inland jackal]

Hah

[green schooner]

I feel like shit

[glad carbon]

snoozer

[pale ingot]

NOOB

[zealous remnant]

@green schooner would you like to see more?

[glad carbon]

thats no good

[green schooner]

no I have bf

[green schooner]

it’s one of those months

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Porter

[glad carbon]

feel that

[zealous remnant]

I'll send them to him too

[green schooner]

no

[glad carbon]

your hobbies are:
being quirked up
shitposting
staring at the wall

[broken topaz]

being dangerously silly

[toxic delta]

real

[green schooner]

you just shit post in my dms in lunch

and in the morning

[toxic delta]

hey i don't post THAT much

[glad carbon]

i been playing ready or knot

[green schooner]

and snooze

[glad carbon]

the ai feels good now

[broken topaz]

knot ?

[glad carbon]

that cat is cooked

[green schooner]

not

[toxic delta]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-silly-seal-ponsuke-seal-tongue-gif-25839635

[green schooner]

Me

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-wha-what-confused-looking-around-gif-24152345

[green schooner]

I wish I had embed perms like you

😭

[broken topaz]

skill issue

[green schooner]

shush

[zealous remnant]

many such cases

[green schooner]

that’s why you have no Taco Bell

[broken topaz]

thats why your momma dead

what kinda taco bell she got?

[green schooner]

why are you matching with Madi

[toxic delta]

my dinner last night
gyudon
cooked onion in my swim goggles bc my eyes are still recovering from surgery

[green schooner]

nvm he removed it

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

brown slop

nom nom nom

[green schooner]

Looks like shit

[glad carbon]

i love sippin on slop

[zealous remnant]

meowmachine cooking

@meowmachine

sadge

[green schooner]

just cause he’s Asian doesn’t mean it’s meow cooking

oh

it’s a person

[broken topaz]

probably looks like shit

but

tastes godly

[green schooner]

disregard what I said

[green schooner]

Ye

It’s a rule of thumb

The worse the store looks

The better the food

[broken topaz]

No wonder im such a good chef

i live in a crack house

[glad carbon]

how cracked

[broken topaz]

the cracks are filled with more crack

[toxic delta]

🔥

[broken topaz]

thats how cracked

[glad carbon]

absolutely cooked in the cracked house

[broken topaz]

smoking and gooning in the crack house

[glad carbon]

the jelq room

[toxic delta]

jelq 😭

[zealous remnant]

[broken topaz]

jelqing works guys!!!!

[glad carbon]

its so funny that people started doing it for real

[broken topaz]

I gained so many inches from jelqing

im 3 inches now

crazy growth!!!

[green schooner]

ayo

[glad carbon]

keep going

[green schooner]

So 4’3

[glad carbon]

you gotta see personal growth

[glad carbon]

love this fella

[broken topaz]

im saving that fella

[toxic delta]

wake up new psyop just dropped

[broken topaz]

actual schizo

[glad carbon]

op just never measured it before i guess

[broken topaz]

Maybe they were overweight as fuck

[glad carbon]

maybe

[toxic delta]

could be anamaxxing during puberty

wish i did that tbh

[green schooner]

You

[green schooner]

What’s that

[toxic delta]

hey! im shrinking (cope)

strategic anorexia

[green schooner]

confused

[toxic delta]

so when u realize ur a trans during puberty. it's so hard to access medical care in time and prevent the bones from permanently being affected by puberty. so some ppl stop eating to stall growth

[pale ingot]

that's called fasting dipshit

[pastel quartz]

benadryl

[toxic delta]

i was 6ft at 14
gorilla mode

[pale ingot]

i was 8ft at 3, get your game up

titanmaxxing

[broken topaz]

im actually 30 ft tall

[toxic delta]

naw i wish i weren't so tall

but it's ok. can only look forward

[pastel quartz]

who is bluds parents😭🙏

[pale ingot]

mods, send this guy to the shrinkinator

[fallow trellis]

why do we call asians minorities when theyre more of them than any other in the world

[toxic delta]

if i wear weights all day it would surely shrink me

[pale ingot]

whit e pepl

[fallow trellis]

if anything they are the majority

[pale ingot]

wear a 20 kg hat at all times

wear a comically large anvil on ur head

[glad carbon]

i did that but no strategic

my meds just made me not hungry ever

[pale ingot]

if u slip & fall u turn into a supervillain

[glad carbon]

straight up skipping meals because i forgor to eat

[pastel quartz]

first bro has to chase a cartoon mouse into a very obvious trap

[pale ingot]

ngl i used to be a fat fuck but at one point i just stopped eating so much

now i am not a fat fuck

[green schooner]

I’m 50

[broken topaz]

nuh uh

[green schooner]

Yuh

[toxic delta]

[pastel quartz]

dawg, If I lose weight I'd just end up looking like abigail shapiro

[broken topaz]

BIG MILKERS???

[green schooner]

You already do

[glad carbon]

dont you have taxes to do or something

[pastel quartz]

I already have them

[pale ingot]

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/abigail-shapiro-abigail-shapiro-khazar-khazar-milkers-gif-25364300

[green schooner]

I meant 50ft

monkey

[broken topaz]

Abi Shapiro my beloved

[glad carbon]

im a chimp

get it right

[pale ingot]

the jiggl

[pastel quartz]

losing weight just makes them shrink a bir

[pale ingot]

the

[green schooner]

Your just dumb

[pale ingot]

the jiggle

the jiggle...

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-da-tuna-gif-7414278627555691403

[pastel quartz]

but they're still there

[pale ingot]

the jiggle...........

[broken topaz]

el jigglo

[pale ingot]

boobby jiggle

[pastel quartz]

how do you think I got a canadian dude to fall for me

[pale ingot]

bigg bobs

yerrrrr

[green schooner]

Cause your a fed

[pastel quartz]

possibly

[green schooner]

you’ve already said you failed training cause of your boobs

there is no possibly

[pale ingot]

the hindrance:

[pastel quartz]

they quite literally weighed me down

[deep topaz]

i will churn you, make butter, and suck it outta you

[green schooner]

I’m going to work for Lockheed Martin

and you can’t stop me

[pale ingot]

bro is front heavy

[glad carbon]

oh wait

[pale ingot]

how is your spine

[glad carbon]

you're stella

i didnt know

[pastel quartz]

bad

[pale ingot]

chulk up

[pastel quartz]

thats why I prefer laying down

or resting on something

[green schooner]

my balls are to heavy that’s why my legs are thunder

[pale ingot]

used to be a fatass kid that's why i have god calves

[toxic delta]

[pastel quartz]

will try

cant promise anything

[green schooner]

when I cut

I’m gonna be a

Straight up skin head

there is no avoiding it

[pale ingot]

dw bruh u gonna get crackhead strength

[green schooner]

I’m already decently strong

I just need to run more for the army

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

try carrying around milk jugs that are full on your chest all day

then you'll feel it

[toxic delta]

god i wish that was me

[green schooner]

185 for bench and like 225 for squat is like

[toxic delta]

they only hurt rn

[green schooner]

ok enough

For me

[pastel quartz]

[rancid iris]

i already have the weight of my self loathing i don’t need tits too

[pastel quartz]

you do NOT

[pale ingot]

roo

urm ackshually

[toxic delta]

god gave the heaviest burdens to his strongest warriors

[green schooner]

true…

[pale ingot]

boobs are like a built in weight vest perfect for TRAINING

[pastel quartz]

first up, carrying them all fucking day, even worse when you're tired, your weight automatically shifts to the front

poeple stare

or is that just the paranoia talking

[pale ingot]

i mean

[toxic delta]

mine r not THAT big but ppl already stare

(im not even out lmao)

[pale ingot]

mods, shrink this guy's legs

gnomeify

[pastel quartz]

my bf tries to comfort me by basically telling me they're like pillows

but I still dont believe it

[green schooner]

no your right

men stare

I do it in public all the time

[toxic delta]

😵‍💫

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

when you got big bobbie... YEEAHHHHH

[green schooner]

I have a lazy eye so I can get away with it

and adhd

[glad carbon]

hi bestie

[green schooner]

I can just say I zoned out

[green schooner]

shut up

[pale ingot]

retard mode enabled

[glad carbon]

ok bestie

https://tenor.com/view/tole-cat-cute-gif-12080171459357821404

[pastel quartz]

I fucking knew it

goddamnit

[glad carbon]

hes trolling you

[green schooner]

I’m not

[pastel quartz]

fym

[green schooner]

I judge people for fun in public

literally the best thing to do when bored

I’ll literally point and be like look at that fat ass over there

[glad carbon]

staring is weird idk mang

[green schooner]

true

[pale ingot]

trolling young kids online:

[green schooner]

@toxic delta I didn’t mean like fat ass

I mean fat ass as in

Weight

[pastel quartz]

yeah

just plain fucking wierd

[toxic delta]

ik but with how many ppl are overweight/obese in murica i'd think that would happen... like every minute?

[green schooner]

a lot

it’s funny though cause some are like

400 pounds

or 300

[toxic delta]

ong and on those mobility scooters

those crack me tf up

[green schooner]

LOL YES

[glad carbon]

im sure no NORMAL people are staring at you

[green schooner]

you become so fat and undisciplined that you let yourself go that bad

Like that’s crazy

[broken topaz]

Im already undisciplined and i eat alot of trash

[pale ingot]

urm ackshshually

[pastel quartz]

yeah of fucking course

[pale ingot]

its genetics

trust

[green schooner]

we are talking about the mobility scooters

[toxic delta]

i think testosterone just makes ppl so so so much hornier
the more considerate of the bunch will catch themselves doing it and refrain tho

[pale ingot]

being a fat retarded bastard is genetic

[glad carbon]

literally me

[broken topaz]

you gotta really try

to be that fat

[green schooner]

so true

[broken topaz]

Like it needs to be your goal to get that big

or mentally ill

[green schooner]

Literally

[broken topaz]

otherwise it seems impossible

[pale ingot]

(atleast the retarded part is)

[glad carbon]

or

[green schooner]

there is no in between

[glad carbon]

you dont understand how food works

[broken topaz]

Im gonna eat you

[green schooner]

I’m gonna eat you first

[pastel quartz]

testoserone? what the fuck is that (my bf is a submissive twink with no trace of masculinity)

[glad carbon]

ive legit seen documentaries where uneducated fat people are feeding their 3 year old donuts for breakfast

its so sad

[green schooner]

uh

men angry

men see women

men be like

[toxic delta]

[green schooner]

Go go ga ga

[pastel quartz]

interesting

[green schooner]

It’s neutron activation

[broken topaz]

My mom when i was a kid

[green schooner]

some people just shouldn’t have kids

[broken topaz]

which is why i was a fat little cunt

[green schooner]

now your just

Special

:)

[broken topaz]

:3

very special

[pale ingot]

i still eat like a fatass i just have good metabolism now

im gaming

[pastel quartz]

big boob=neuron activation?

[green schooner]

yes

big ass or boob

[glad carbon]

now you're just dangerously silly

[pastel quartz]

Thats crazy

[green schooner]

but I lost all sexual attraction somehow??? So like

fuck it we ball

[pale ingot]

i be a boob guy aggagagagagagagagagagag

[eager igloo]

More like bad digestibility

[broken topaz]

Yea and im shooting for the low end of healthy weight

but

its taking forever

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

thats crazy

[glad carbon]

youll meet me there

[green schooner]

[broken topaz]

i mean im fine as is

damn fine even

so i got nothing to worry about

[pale ingot]

listen, think about it..

[green schooner]

You still want Taco Bell

[broken topaz]

y e a

[pastel quartz]

I will NOT hear blud out😹😹🙏🙏

[pale ingot]

being an ass guy is itself more gae than being a boob guy

think about it

[glad carbon]

cock guy

[eager igloo]

Nah, it's a rule, girls with small boobs want to have big boobs, girls with big boobs wish they were smaller

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/he-aintlyin-preach-truth-facts-tho-gif-15825744

[heavy peak]

[toxic delta]

19 bmi rn 😵‍💫 aint got much but a good blank slate

[pale ingot]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-helldivers-helldivers2-chestbump-flag-gif-2708234001444907997

[broken topaz]

wel lfrom there you can gain fat

[pastel quartz]

suffering

[broken topaz]

and estrogen will make you pretty

eas

y

[toxic delta]

yiiiis

[green schooner]

Is that why then?

[pale ingot]

idk brah

[green schooner]

idk bruh

Your going to yanov

[pale ingot]

nuh uh

[green schooner]

yes huh

bye bye

[pale ingot]

🫃

[eager igloo]

Give me half of yours, win-win

[green schooner]

you

[pale ingot]

you*

[pale ingot]

gotta love... bigg boobbiess...

[pale ingot]

freedom of speech

[pastel quartz]

thats crazy

[heavy peak]

Revoked

[glad carbon]

I was crazy once

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cute-stare-cat-cat-stare-gif-123175587496084398

[pale ingot]

[pastel quartz]

the locked me in, with the rats

[green schooner]

Me

[pastel quartz]

the rats made me crazy

[toxic delta]

[eager igloo]

I was the rats

[glad carbon]

the rats, the d2 rats, they make me crazy

[green schooner]

I camp d2

[glad carbon]

ok glazer

[pastel quartz]

stupid? I was stupid once, they locked me in a rubber room, with jonkler, jonkler made me stupid

[pale ingot]

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-neurosama-neuro-gif-2141568460861403840

[pale ingot]

p!alex

[foggy mantle]

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[green schooner]

I’m gonna drake you

[pale ingot]

give this guy the drake special

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

oh thank heavens

[green schooner]

Rn

[deep topaz]

i was brainxiled

[pastel quartz]

who up drakemaxxing

[pale ingot]

any goonmaxxers in the chat

[glad carbon]

@deep topaz are you a tarkover

[glad carbon]

what does this mean

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-ai-vtuber-jamming-gif-15515741698909400930

[green schooner]

:3

[high meteor]

alex has awoken

[dreamy flax]

📚 goonmaxing

[Goonmaxing]
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones [goonish] attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality [bandit mask], getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery

[glad carbon]

:3

[pale ingot]

this u?

[fading shuttle]

this is me

[pale ingot]

FIREEE

[deep topaz]

kinda

[hot snow]

alex is fried

[glad carbon]

would you play arena

🥺

[deep topaz]

dont own it

[glad carbon]

damn....

[hot snow]

escape from escape from tarkov

hardest task for a tarkolite

[eager igloo]

Just stop playing smh

[hot snow]

fr

[pale ingot]

any tarktards in the chat

[pastel quartz]

donnot

do not

[hot snow]

do

[pastel quartz]

as far as you can get the hell away from tarkov

[green schooner]

hi

[eager igloo]

And remember, everyone is judging you and if you keep playing you are a failure

[hot snow]

tell that to grok

[eager igloo]

Well there were no updates for nearly 2 months, he's lost already

[pastel quartz]

spent 1 year on that fucking game, I heavily regret it

[hot snow]

lost to tarkov

[pastel quartz]

whats worse, I abandoned that game for war thunder

[glad carbon]

i hate main tarkov

arena is swag

[hot snow]

he will never escape from tarkov

[hot snow]

war thunder is better

atleast you can kinda be good without putting it 2 billion hours

[pastel quartz]

blud copied the limb system from tarkov

[hot snow]

or paying your entire mortgage

[pastel quartz]

the snail is out for my money

and I aint giving it a dime

[hot snow]

good

[toxic delta]

anyone used to play star conflict?

the space war thunder

[pastel quartz]

that is-7 is tempting me though

[toxic delta]

elite dangerous and star citizen got nothing on it

[pastel quartz]

why are russian premiums op

[toxic delta]

many such cases

[deep topaz]

star conflict was bomb but i stopped playing it since it kinda died out

[toxic delta]

oh yeee tru

when they start putting ur in 300 ping ru servers lmao

[deep topaz]

yeah that made it extremely difficult to enjoy

[toxic delta]

the wobble

fr the pid cntl that they used is so well-done but one thing it couldn't do is keeping it together at high ping

bc if that weren't the case the game would still be playable

but wobbling makes u harder to hit anyways

[river robin]

This channel needs more means, it needs a meme injection STAT

[river zealot]

You got 2000 dollarodoos?

[river zealot]

Hey froge

[broken topaz]

My day to day experience

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1212621296656064532/IMG_9462.jpg?ex=65f28096&is=65e00b96&hm=04712d200ecee16e1a1a6f776187ef7b7c1c5c6e3099afe80e3eaff522fe922c&

[placid sail]

sublime perfect being

[fading shuttle]

i hate fairies

[hot snow]

that's a lil wizard

[river zealot]

Hello wizard of bz

[fading shuttle]

the polish disease has spread

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1212578858478469120/IMG_8087.jpg?ex=65f25910&is=65dfe410&hm=f605bf7edd83bc0ab966f782341015365526d3f397e6ca14981bf4da31e58190&

I love gambling

it's where I got my name from

[river zealot]

Not as much as ted apparently

[hot snow]

Ted ain't a true gambler

he gambles digital fake currency

I gamble irl

on the daily

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Killer

[hot snow]

you got that already

[inland jackal]

Da

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Charly

[hot snow]

you're gonna run xela dry of names

[inland jackal]

Dota 2 is refreshing

[hot snow]

isn't Dota 2 just a card game

[river zealot]

How many people have told you that they fucked your mother already?

(In game)

[gleaming grove]

his dad sure did

that's why he's here

[inland jackal]

None

Cause they were russians

Not people

[hot snow]

Russians are the people who'd say that

[hot snow]

you've got a point there

[inland jackal]

Why does this sound familiar
https://youtu.be/5IOVkstxkdE?si=m0ze7gw1rKaFWm0G

[hot snow]

free energy drink download

virtually transmits caffeine into your veins

[placid sail]

brain implosion energy

10 000 grams of pure caffeine

[hot snow]

that's ivans daily dose

[inland jackal]

Good heavens

[broken topaz]

I am Bulgarian

[inland jackal]

Aint u german

[broken topaz]

I'm making a joke

Why u gotta ruin it

[glad carbon]

took a shower
wondered why there was a water droplet moving up my leg instead of down
it was a spider

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

hi @river zealot

[fading shuttle]

remember, the games fixed

[glad carbon]

low end pc mfs

[fading shuttle]

this is me running the game on high man

[glad carbon]

render distance on low

[inland jackal]

Cause i can

[glad carbon]

its the bass cannon song from uhh

that one game

[broken topaz]

Man my insurance doesn't cover the tests I gotta do

So I gotta pay out of pocket

Ree

[inland jackal]

Thee game?

[inland jackal]

U got gum in pockets?

These mentos are killing me

[glad carbon]

oh nvm im dementia ridden

it aint the saints row thingy

[fading shuttle]

games fixed trust me guys

[inland jackal]

I thought u was gonna say geometry dash

[broken topaz]

No

[inland jackal]

Its so damn familiar song but i cant remember

[broken topaz]

Only wallet, keys, phone, hairbands

[inland jackal]

Yes

[broken topaz]

Bobby pin

[inland jackal]

Why u needs hairbands

[broken topaz]

Long hair

[inland jackal]

To throw at peeps?

[fading shuttle]

bruh

[glad carbon]

geometry dash maybe

[inland jackal]

Not an excuse

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna

Bite you

[inland jackal]

Hai

[inland jackal]

Nuhuh

I have a bodyguard

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna kill him

[inland jackal]

Sure, never liked the dude

Fun fact

I have the joy of creation reborn and story mode, cant wait to play

[glad carbon]

i get that too

it was prolly in some youtube video

prolly some gta motorcycle stunt video

[broken topaz]

Man if I was a year younger these tests would be free

Wtf

[inland jackal]

Would you believe me if i said i forgor how the song goes

[broken topaz]

I'm getting scammed

Actually

[inland jackal]

Boomer

[glad carbon]

yeah

[glad carbon]

old mf

[broken topaz]

Shut

I'm not that old

[inland jackal]

Nou

[inland jackal]

Yes

U are

[broken topaz]

I think I'm gonna lie to them

Cause it's free again if it's important enough

[dreamy flax]

📚 💀

💀 is slang for "I'm a [submissive little] [femboy] and I want to [get fucked] hard!!"

[inland jackal]

What

[broken topaz]

💀

[glad carbon]

💀

[inland jackal]

Check mate

[solar obsidian]

💀

[broken topaz]

[inland jackal]

Scp 106

[broken topaz]

No

[inland jackal]

3008 is funni

[broken topaz]

Exanima skeleton

[inland jackal]

The what

[dreamy flax]

📚 🍑

[Butt]

[broken topaz]

Exanima video game

[inland jackal]

Ex anime skeleton

[dreamy flax]

📚 🍆

[Teens] use it as [a dick] in a [text message]

[solar obsidian]

[dreamy flax]

📚 delight

someone (or something) whose action(s) or very presence produces or results in feelings of pleasure, [contentment], [satiation], [gratitude], or happiness.

📚 👃🏻📠

[i smell] [fax]

📚 Cummy

Piece of cloth or hankerchief used to collected ejaculated semen after male [masterbation], usually left hidden under pillow or materess of teenage males. Used to prevent semen from [spilling] and staining the bed sheets - and supposedly to stop your mum from finding out how much you masterbate (but mums know what's going on - the smell is a [giveaway]!)

📚 💦

A girl would [send] this to her man, basically telling him that she was [wet], while a man would send this to [his girl] saying that he came. Also it could just mean cum.

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809

[solar obsidian]

is that a mirelurk?

[broken topaz]

Yea

[inland jackal]

I hate mirelurks

[broken topaz]

How about you keep mirin you lurker

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-uptempo-zyzz-fist-bump-gif-25235668

[inland jackal]

Vats

[fading shuttle]

no

[inland jackal]

Vault-tech assisted targeting system

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/okey-smile-black-guy-okay-gif-13451179

[inland jackal]

[dreamy flax]

📚 sock

1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, [maximize] comfort and decrease disgusting [foot odor]. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable [ejaculatory] device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.

📚 😂🔫

😂🔫([joy] [gun]) is [a funny], Express want to die

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/chica-toy-chica-fnaf-foxy-freddy-gif-938004550236127790

[glad carbon]

in the shower

wtf???

[solar obsidian]

urban is written by coomers

[inland jackal]

So true

[dreamy flax]

📚 coom

[Ejaculate]; [cum].

📚 Zerk

also [short] for [berzerk]/[crazy]

weseli, your new nickname is Pavlov

[inland jackal]

Aaaa

[glad carbon]

no i dont think it is

zerkin

[dreamy flax]

📚 pavlova

n.Meringue dessert. Named after ballet dancer Anna [Pavlova]. It is crispy on the outside and [light and fluffy] on the inside. Can be decorated with anything from [kiwifruit] to MnMs.

Both New Zealanders and Australians claim the [pavlova] recipe as their own, but the earliest known pavlova recipe was indeed found in New Zealand.

[inland jackal]

Les gooo

I made that once

It was so good with bananas and blueberries

[hot snow]

fallout is the future version of skyrim

they take place in the same universe

[fading shuttle]

skyrim takes place in the same universe as star wars

[glad carbon]

starfield too

[hot snow]

yes

[inland jackal]

I literally talked about that with ivan

[quaint ore]

Every game bethesda makes is skyrim

[inland jackal]

Once on his stream

[hot snow]

there is nothing to discuss

the evidence is all there

[fading shuttle]

no

[inland jackal]

[fading shuttle]

they are not

you are wrong

skyrim is star wars

[inland jackal]

Skyrim is medieval fallout

Fallout is present day starfield

[solar obsidian]

real

[hot snow]

this is evidenced by the fact that both games feature guns that make no sense

[glad carbon]

if starfield is future fallout

[inland jackal]

Cyberpunk is future gta

[glad carbon]

why didn't we get the hunting rifle and assault rifle from starfield

in fallout 4

old earth ones

[inland jackal]

Cause they were made after you finished fo4

Duh

Alo cori

[broken topaz]

shoulda had starfield load up a copy of fo4 whenever you landed on earth

[hot snow]

gta is already in the future man

rhey got laser guns and shit

[inland jackal]

Gauss n shit

[hot snow]

fuck I edited it wrong

[glad carbon]

starfield shoulda done some shit like this book i reada

where they forgot where earth was

and time ravaged it to the point where it was unrecognizable from space

the books explained it better

really big reveal

[broken topaz]

🤓

I FINALLY

[hot snow]

I didn't know you can read

[glad carbon]

i like boooooks

[broken topaz]

FOUND A TOOL SET

IN GAMMA

LETS GO

I searched so many stashes

[glad carbon]

i read so much in hs

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Books

[broken topaz]

[glad carbon]

I like boooooks

[hot snow]

how fitting

[glad carbon]

not even dude

[inland jackal]

I hate star wars

And comics

[broken topaz]

gasp

[inland jackal]

Too much read

[broken topaz]

we can no longer be friends

[glad carbon]

you have brain damage

[inland jackal]

Agreed

[tidal trellis]

Bro cannot read

[hot snow]

criminal

[solar obsidian]

books 🤓

[tidal trellis]

Also Alo people

[broken topaz]

I will strike you down with my 300 dollar custom built lightsaber

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Volleyba