🎪bruh-fart

[green schooner]

kk

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/boneworks-kms-suicide-cockandballtortureisfunnyhaha-revolver-gif-19983342

[placid sail]

oh that's why it was funny huh

[pastel quartz]

I love boneworka

Boneworks*

Too bad bonelab kinda sucks

[green schooner]

ME

caps

[tidal trellis]

can never go wrong with spicy food

[stone blade]

walk to shop
old lady stops me
omg boy you look like a lady does your mother approve of this? in the old days we would get beaten if we did this

[green schooner]

LOL

[storm stream]

long dyed hair?

[placid sail]

"is this why your children don't visit you anymore, granny?"

[stone blade]

Yes.

Iedy knows what I look like

and a few other people

[placid sail]

half the server knows what you look like Ivanko you've had your photo on pfp for a long while

[storm stream]

I think your fpf used to be just your selfie

[stone blade]

ah

good then

the less people ask about it

the better

[gleaming grove]

Pov: You are an emo

[stone blade]

well

during the period of me having it

I mainly talked in here and tarkov

so

in reality its 50 people

[placid sail]

nah man

you're a famous streamer

everyone seen you

[narrow lotus]

Real

[tidal trellis]

Poor soul

I've been called that too once, not fun

[grizzled meadow]

Bro you cannot be for real

[placid sail]

that's the problem with the internet, there is a chance he is indeed not for real

[green schooner]

wdym

[gleaming grove]

Wth

Why is offtopic got locked

[placid sail]

iedy

[tidal trellis]

Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[red glade]

Drug trafficking, possession of banned AI technology, aiding interstellar terrorists with both heavy armaments and humanitarian goods, and black market trade of WMDs and human organs

[placid sail]

starsector

[red glade]

Correct

[ruby minnow]

child labour

[tidal trellis]

last I played is gamma so ig, tresspassing and murder

[ruby minnow]

add owning illegal weaponry

dealing drugs

[tidal trellis]

oh yeah

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r6ChIF58k0

[tidal trellis]

• double cuz i'm a freedomer

[slender rock]

WAR CRIMES

[ruby minnow]

child labour clue makes it pretty obivious

[green schooner]

loser

[tidal trellis]

shut up you damned ghost

[green schooner]

how am i a ghost

[tidal trellis]

ur dead

[ruby minnow]

man i wish Charon was still here

gone too soon

it feels like he's still here

[tidal trellis]

nah he died

[ruby minnow]

you are truely

retrarded

[tidal trellis]

regarded

[ruby minnow]

retreiveal even

[stone blade]

warface....I'm getting arested for terrorism

[atomic pewter]

Slaughter of police officers, corporate espionage, flashbanging and injuring/killing civilians, disrespect of traffic laws, destruction of private property...

[ruby minnow]

grand theft auto

[atomic pewter]

Biological warfare

Cyberpunk 2077

[ruby minnow]

should have understood it from corporate espionage

[atomic pewter]

Idk what crime hacking people's equipment into detonating, catching fire and leaking toxic substances falls under

[red glade]

Cyberpunk is a good time

[atomic pewter]

So bio warfare's the closest thing I could come up with

[ruby minnow]

i got

[red glade]

Gotta replay that now that Phantom Liberty is out

[ruby minnow]

for the second most recent game i've played

[atomic pewter]

Game's not bugless for sure but god is it fun

[red glade]

ye

I slept on Cyberpunk for so long because I heard it was shit

[atomic pewter]

Most of the bugs I run across are funny instead of gamebreaking

Trucks falling out of the sky, cars spawning a little into the ground

[ruby minnow]

murder destruction of property using nuclear weapons owning many illegal weaponry massacring wild life

[red glade]

On one hand I really missed out for a couple years but on the other hand I picked it up for less than $20 so that's a plus

[atomic pewter]

Drox Operative 2

[placid sail]

https://bigmemes999.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Closed+eminent+treasured_ca609c_11366205.mp4

[ruby minnow]

nope

[atomic pewter]

DO 2 is so fun

You get to increase or decrease interracial tensions

In space

Between like 20 races

[ruby minnow]

also

its in nevada

mojave to be exact

[atomic pewter]

New Veggie

Also fuck the wildlife in FO:NV

[placid sail]

the wildlife in NV fuck you

[ruby minnow]

fire?

[placid sail]

shush kebab

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[placid sail]

[ruby minnow]

not if you have a unarmed or melee build

actually after trying out nearly every build on new vegas

the guns are so fucking weak

compared to unarmed or melee

[placid sail]

when you're leveled up, many builds can handle the wildlife alright

but early on, everyone is a bitch before the casadore supremacy

[ruby minnow]

bro i was like

level 45

[placid sail]

not to mention the scalie horny squad

[ruby minnow]

when i entered lonesome road

and when i tried to fight crawlers with my gun

they destroyed me

it was my first death after a while

[placid sail]

ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ ˢᵏᶦˡˡ ᶦˢˢᵘᵉ

[ruby minnow]

i guess i just underestimated them

because supers ledge

plus pshyco was enough

the second time

[feral kiln]

Nah bro, the enemies in NV DLC's are upscaled fr

[narrow lotus]

Killing people for their gear while in a bush

[storm stream]

look at this bobblehead ass Sherman

[feral kiln]

Real

[lone cedar]

https://overclock3d.net/news/gpu-displays/nvidias-rtx-5090-could-be-60-70-faster-than-an-rtx-4090-leaker-claims/

<_>

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/miata-oppenheimer-cigarette-silly-gif-1816815196802845454

[river zealot]

that shit will be as big as the pc case

[storm stream]

HOLY SHIT

[placid sail]

great article

I know remember why I don't read them

rumours are I've fucked all the bitches in town

[lone cedar]

gonna be like 50% my educational guess

they had a huge jump in node, this time around not so much

☝️ 🤓

[placid sail]

also apparently a single 4090 costs more than my whole planned new build

[lone cedar]

yes

2000$ on average

[placid sail]

obscene

[lone cedar]

AMD on the other hand

they will either hit a home run next gen or just be even worse

cus they experimenting with multi gpu packaging

[placid sail]

I sure hope so, cos I ain't paying for nvidia no more with pricing like that

[lone cedar]

their gpu size this time around 7900 XTX is a size of a 6700 xt die, but with little chiplets around it

its super small

[placid sail]

it almost feels like iphone/android dichotomy at this point

I can get all I need from amd and without selling my organs

[lone cedar]

6700 xt size

7900 xtx

the main part

legit

its smaller and cheaper to produce

they decided to cheap out this time 💀

which costed them

[narrow lotus]

The biggest blue balls in the history of gaming

[lone cedar]

🐀

[gusty willow]

Rip battlefield series

[placid sail]

oh no, a braindead bimbo damsel in distress vampire chick of the cult classic the elder scrolls V: mod it until it crashes does not want to touch my peepee

what would I do

[uncut obsidian]

what does this mean

[pastel quartz]

serena from skyrim

or something, idk if thats her name

[placid sail]

see, napoleon gets it

preggo frenchie 1, twinkyrex 0

[pastel quartz]

its crazy how serena simps claim she's perfect but install mods to make her look better

[river zealot]

Man this is just a collection of words

How does this have any meaning

[placid sail]

come back in ten years

when you're more powerful

[river zealot]

[dreamy flax]

📚 damsel in distress

A [stereotype] of portraying an [unmarried] female [who needs] to be saved.

[placid sail]

also yeah half the fucking cosmetic serana mods are gauche as fuck

big ass boobs, duckface lips, an ass string for clothes and so on

[river zealot]

Gotta install a gadzillion skyrim sex mods

[pastel quartz]

some of them just skirt the edge of being a cosmetic mod and a mod from loverslab

[river zealot]

Ok thats enough brainfart

Gn you fucks

[placid sail]

just give me another dogmeat at this point, at least he doesn't say stupid shit and just makes cute dog noises

[green schooner]

true

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/pppoof-gif-18346599

[pastel quartz]

he gets the cryolator for you too

[placid sail]

who's a good clipping through walls boy? yesshhh you are!

[deep topaz]

https://x.com/EverythingOOC/status/1762534560527757719?t=3j7J24UUEY1VcKUxtxwG-Q&s=33

Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC) on X

Twitter · Feb 27, 2024, 5:46 PM

[pastel quartz]

I dont think bluds a dog, mfs a skinwalker

[placid sail]

and his cosmetic mods are better too

[pastel quartz]

armor mods

[tidal trellis]

I return to my slumber, goodnight brainfarters

[placid sail]

he wide

[pastel quartz]

skinwalker

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1212498559430033448/image.png?ex=65f20e47&is=65df9947&hm=d101bdee88a7b0176e4fef10c1fa02996c432c13d9f429a45e1309063455323d&

[green schooner]

me

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1212503967624470608/ssstwitter.com_1709089306469.mp4?ex=65f21351&is=65df9e51&hm=46037861d7c0ec30ae3ad1fa27d54e0de477afe18c72e50b98401b0354a8f757&

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

[green schooner]

yuh

[glad carbon]

me

not u

[visual stirrup]

wife material

[green schooner]

why

[glad carbon]

only 1 at a time

[placid sail]

why

why would you add a pug in fo4

[glad carbon]

kill it

[green schooner]

so me

[placid sail]

imagine that little shit ragdolling into space from a deathclaw's slap

[green schooner]

i play vanilla fallout 4

only mod I'd get is to make the minituemen more

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/house-burning-down-burning-house-flames-gif-23275839

[green schooner]

military like

[fresh rose]

wtf happened

house gone

[placid sail]

this is psycho

[placid sail]

and this is ultra psycho

jesus that boy ain't right

[glad carbon]

i guess its both of us then

[visual stirrup]

I almost understand this accursed sentence

[fresh rose]

warlocks who are 7 years old

dangerous generation

[visual stirrup]

They're the motherfuckers who came up with the spell "testicular torsion"

magic aint what it used to be

[prisma quiver]

That one time me and my friend broke into an abandoned factory and found a whole ass working tractor or whatever

[glad carbon]

did you take it for a joyride

[glad carbon]

^

real magic users use shit like "invert skin" and "bone decimation"

[prisma quiver]

No key but tried

[lone cedar]

guys

who needs a discord nitro code

[glad carbon]

😩

[lone cedar]

got it on a giveaway but dont need it

[glad carbon]

ok

[prisma quiver]

Dm to me

Im girl btw :3

[glad carbon]

[lone cedar]

😳

u win

[prisma quiver]

With a dick

[lone cedar]

¿

ok dm

fast

[prisma quiver]

I was joking

I alr have nitro

[lone cedar]

ok

ill just post it here

[prisma quiver]

I don’t need it

No

Dont

Don’t

Trust me

[lone cedar]

is it allowed?

[prisma quiver]

Bots will snipe it

[lone cedar]

do u want me to dm it to u

[glad carbon]

sure

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-game-mercenaries-stalker-game-stalker-gif-11586070399648579192

[prisma quiver]

Most servers got bots set up by weirdos

And they snipe nitro codes

[green schooner]

:3

[prisma quiver]

Throwback to the “food” they served me in the hospital

[feral kiln]

sludge

[glad carbon]

:3

[glad carbon]

soggy wheat slop

yum!

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/the-matrix-neo-keanu-reeves-tasty-wheat-gif-16505797

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gruel-lunch-food-coma-kitten-gif-18701055

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-milk-cat-anime-milk-gif-23177860

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-meal-bruhmoment-robustar-funny-gif-20116727

[glad carbon]

damn ghost broke thru that window

[prisma quiver]

Do not climb trough broken windows

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[glad carbon]

not without covering ur fleshy bits

[prisma quiver]

Im a rimworld mechanoid

[uncut obsidian]

"fleshy bits"

[glad carbon]

i'd emp ur ass

[glad carbon]

[prisma quiver]

I emp my ass daily

[glad carbon]

em piss

[lone cedar]

yo do u want discord nitro

[uncut obsidian]

Sure

[glad carbon]

make sure u tell em its the free month code

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-goober-goober-gif-14479445704084642875

[glad carbon]

we love urbex!!!

[prisma quiver]

The reason the factory was closed

Bigassfuckinholeinroof

[glad carbon]

@toxic sundial

https://tenor.com/view/cattering-ram-gif-16797977371008998079

[toxic sundial]

@glad carbon

[prisma quiver]

@toxic sundial @glad carbon

[glad carbon]

@prisma quiver @toxic sundial

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/nathan-reid-gif-23813969

[toxic sundial]

Ping madirex 28 times, it's fun and costs 0$ to do

And they can't ban you anymore

[glad carbon]

@uncut obsidian @uncut obsidian @uncut obsidian @uncut obsidian @uncut obsidian @uncut obsidian

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-my-honest-reaction-schnoz-gif-27191394

[uncut obsidian]

that's only one ping you dumdum

[glad carbon]

ok madi

[prisma quiver]

I cast eardrum rupture

[runic kernel]

Hi Frog Hi Madi Hi Nota

[prisma quiver]

@uncut obsidian where mod go

[toxic sundial]

[prisma quiver]

We up

[fresh rose]

Pigeon taking a bath

[uncut obsidian]

Check yo ass

[toxic sundial]

Sold for crack

[prisma quiver]

Ion wanna

Nice

Im on addy rn

[slender rock]

[prisma quiver]

Who on fennanal rn

[uncut obsidian]

I lost one of the pins on my backpack

Kneeling myshelf

[toxic sundial]

Professor finally emailed me back after a week

-_-

[prisma quiver]

Whats his @

I mean

Full legal name

:3

[toxic sundial]

Falco

[river robin]

Tell us his legal name so we know the exact class you are attending

[prisma quiver]

Mhm

[pastel quartz]

where is blud at?

[glad carbon]

was it the !gay one or the other one

[prisma quiver]

Silent hill

I mean

[uncut obsidian]

The astolfo one

[pastel quartz]

worse

[prisma quiver]

Bavaria, Germany

[glad carbon]

glad its gone

[uncut obsidian]

I'll buy a new one

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/greece-hellas-astolfo-astolfo-greece-gif-27387169

[uncut obsidian]

Fuck u

[pastel quartz]

understandable

[toxic sundial]

PayPal me $4400

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/э-gif-13436469589312139913

[green schooner]

omg madi

[glad carbon]

no thanks

im busy

[prisma quiver]

Double it give me the next person

Give me the next person

[glad carbon]

[toxic sundial]

Just jokerged in my pants

[pastel quartz]

you mean jonklered?

[prisma quiver]

U jorkin ur peenar?

[uncut obsidian]

No you're frog

[prisma quiver]

Jirkin ur peanits?

[toxic sundial]

In the stripped club

[glad carbon]

im busy frog

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1212484884396904488/v12044gd0000ci2h363c77udg2bveca0.mov?ex=65f2018b&is=65df8c8b&hm=d2e057115fc14bbb9628ec2ca6e1a5b84ac4c0af1807427d1173ba6edcbad690&

[uncut obsidian]

Get bitches

[lone cedar]

gotta love trove

[green schooner]

u first

[prisma quiver]

No u

[toxic sundial]

Do cardio

[green schooner]

i drive

[lone cedar]

least racist community

[green schooner]

what game even

[lone cedar]

trove

[prisma quiver]

💀💀💀💀💀

[glad carbon]

same

[prisma quiver]

Its 0:40 am

[prisma quiver]

Is this a command

[pastel quartz]

drunk drivers dont run in my family, they drive

[toxic sundial]

No it's 5:40 idiota

[prisma quiver]

Do I have to do cardio rn

[green schooner]

@forg

frog

[prisma quiver]

Happy 2025

[glad carbon]

hi charon

[green schooner]

can you post osmething for me

[glad carbon]

yeah whats up

[green schooner]

check dms

post it here

cause

falco is romanian

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211129933099704350/1212544953427955822/image.png?ex=65f2397c&is=65dfc47c&hm=9bd4e685ac8c85d6603350a8f919c9aaa6357cbfe11b604a3a97a83ff951f080&

[green schooner]

I LOVE CREEK

LOL

they all left btw

when they read it

[glad carbon]

sick

[green schooner]

im going to die

[prisma quiver]

Syrian child cqb kit

[pastel quartz]

cqb? as in solid snake's cqb?

[quartz ridge]

Not enough tape on stock 0/10

Has a stock 0/10
Extra attachments 0/10 were you even trying witb the Syrian cqb child kit??

[fresh rose]

Put a nuke tube on it

[prisma quiver]

I gonna put paracord on stock

But lets just say

“She” had a rod

[prisma quiver]

I wanna get hd2

[green schooner]

im on creek

help

help meee

[pastel quartz]

recently found out theres a mod that replaces dlss frame gen with fsr3 so you can actually use frame gen on 20 and 30 series nvidia cards, can't wait to be able to run cyberpunk with rt without it dying

[prisma quiver]

Ok

[pastel quartz]

im excited

[fresh rose]

Or gpu explodes and shrapnel kills you cause you tried using fsr on nvidia gpu (unholy and illegal in nvidia country)

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-3d-couch-explosion-gif-25176966

[prisma quiver]

Alr sent this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135041979043037267/1212149568695832706/image.png?ex=65f0c941&is=65de5441&hm=98e04d41c3daaacaee15a76498ecac981e1e565872573104d8123fca83ae6608&

[placid sail]

gn

[fresh rose]

You should say idk what steam is im from china

Start typing random chinese letters in

Then moon runes

Finish it off with witch gif

[green schooner]

me

gn

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/bluesmediacc-loveprofushion-satanic-ritual-witch-zimzalabim-gif-25613238

This gif

[visual stirrup]

LEGION RECRUITMENT DROPS TO 0%

[true sedge]

this has probably happened on accident before

two guys miss a handshake

[prisma quiver]

Any freakazoids in the chat!?

[fresh rose]

Just u

[prisma quiver]

Im not a freakazoid vro

Im the week, and?

[glad carbon]

@prisma quiver hop on arena vro

[prisma quiver]

I cant

I made a promise a long time ago.

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-cat-tole-tole-tole-sister-mei-mei-mei-gif-14017877990826063209

you're going in the kiln

sorry mang..

[prisma quiver]

Drakes 14 inches will get you

[glad carbon]

drake will spread em for me

drakewide

[prisma quiver]

They call me Nasty Bob

[dreamy flax]

moatofalltime, your new nickname is Wishbone

[prisma quiver]

Nvm

They call me wishbone

[dreamy flax]

📚 wishbone

1. a forked bone in front of the breastbone in a bird consisting chiefly of the two [clavicles] fused at their median or lower end.

2. football formation, a variation of the T formation in which the halfbacks line up farther from the line of [scrimmage] than the [fullback] does.

amves, your new nickname is Woodman

[inland torrent]

w o o d

https://tenor.com/view/а-где-некит-gif-7759109212619133249

[prisma quiver]

🪵

[inland torrent]

bros name is literally ranch sauce brand

[prisma quiver]

Ok vro

[delicate trail]

Yo you better not be posting lewd pictures in a private part of the internet with no real world consequences because of said postings

[inland torrent]

Jesus what are you talking about

what kind of fucked up message is that

be more clear you fuck

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1212243671655780392/motivation_doggo.mp4?ex=65f120e5&is=65deabe5&hm=582adbf137ec5f568e7cc5aeb8264cf421264d8921e8771ba7af33629e5edd32&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1212319985397923870/Ac8OQem.png?ex=65f167f8&is=65def2f8&hm=f8bb25fa2873d86259a5eafd04c0fdc370012b4849d207d3368eff9927df8fea&

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1212376108779966544/5XHI7j0.jpg?ex=65f19c3d&is=65df273d&hm=bdb2728c39653a6c202f420c6e8bbdee7df089cc64dca87403fc0867b71f7bc4&

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-roblox-rogue-lineage-gif-23797664

[glad carbon]

i'd eat

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1212514456064630874/IMG_9955.png?ex=65f21d15&is=65dfa815&hm=6390972a1e5a9317922d206284e139cf0ebeeb91320a56f685a4fd313c8b097f&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-wizard-cat-gif-6974141584146970585

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sunakook-cat-fight-gif-23842278

[delicate trail]

I’m Jesus I don’t have to do jack

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-fortnite-jesus-christ-jesus-johnny-joestar-gif-13752869

[glad carbon]

:3

[storm stream]

hi Frog

[glad carbon]

hi cat

[delicate trail]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hat-gif-24889203

[delicate trail]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hat-gif-24889203

[glad carbon]

you're going to die

[delicate trail]

that escalated really quick

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cattering-ram-gif-16797977371008998079

[storm stream]

technically true doe

[uncut obsidian]

16.06.2024

[glad carbon]

4/4/2024

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cute-stare-cat-cat-stare-gif-123175587496084398

[uncut obsidian]

Excited for that date

[glad carbon]

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/august-12-2036-heat-death-of-the-universe-august-12-2036-heat-death-of-the-universe-squidward-gif-6082127232150777232

[delicate trail]

I don’t understand

What happens in the 16 month of the year?

[uncut obsidian]

16.06.2024

Oh wait ur murican

06.16.2024

[green schooner]

whats for that

[uncut obsidian]

[green schooner]

tell me

[uncut obsidian]

Death

Murder

[green schooner]

me murder

youi

[slender rock]

I fucking hope so

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Church

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/church-lady-dancing-lit-party-hard-shouting-gif-11224847

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kingsman-fight-punch-jump-riot-gif-4942981

[scenic field]

https://youtu.be/1JLJNUYMaWQ?si=3gho6a4MzzOtqAqs

[dreamy flax]

tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Morton

[bold tendon]

i would do it

[glad carbon]

hi @broken topaz

https://tenor.com/view/tole-cat-cute-gif-12080171459357821404

[uncut obsidian]

waaa

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-silly-seal-ponsuke-seal-tongue-gif-25839635

[broken topaz]

hai

[glad carbon]

hows it goin

[broken topaz]

uhh

yes

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/heureux/vil-super.gif

[broken topaz]

Not getting as much effective studying done as I need to

my sleeping schedule is fucked

I have an appointment tomorrow at noon

I am anxious as fuck about my upcoming trip

[glad carbon]

busy busy

[broken topaz]

yea

[glad carbon]

dont sweat it

im sure it'll be good

[broken topaz]

it will be

but still gonna stress about it

[uncut obsidian]

same

[glad carbon]

anything that can go wrong is outta ur control anyways, for airlines n shit

[broken topaz]

Im sure that will all be fine

just take time and be boring

Its more so all the stuff that can go wrong interpersonally

with the friend im meeting

Also because im taking that week off

it makes my studying issue a bit bigger of a bother

but eh

[green schooner]

you

[glad carbon]

live ur life

go travel n stuff

[broken topaz]

yuh uh will do

[uncut obsidian]

waaa

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eye-twitch-cat-eye-twitch-cat-camera-gif-26361958

[green schooner]

naaaur

[green schooner]

i want to go to

middle east

[broken topaz]

why

[green schooner]

I want to be deployed

[broken topaz]

oh okay

[green schooner]

[broken topaz]

go off king

[green schooner]

everyone in my family has a trophy from a conflict

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

I cant be the only one

to not get one

[glad carbon]

you could be the only cool one without any ptsd

[broken topaz]

The trophy my grandpa brought from war has 2 lightnings on it

I think he was an electrician

[green schooner]

I already have it

I think

[green schooner]

so true

he must of been a great one

LOL your german

[broken topaz]

[green schooner]

that doesnt make it any better

[broken topaz]

jk my grandpa was born in 45

after the war

[green schooner]

east or west

[broken topaz]

west

[green schooner]

so not poor

ok

[broken topaz]

well

He was born into a camp

[green schooner]

LOL

[broken topaz]

And then adopted by a wealthy family

[green schooner]

so

W?

or

[broken topaz]

W i guess

but i might be descendant from jews

which would be an L

[green schooner]

your acting like that

wa-

LOL

[broken topaz]

I dont have the nose for it

[green schooner]

rich

but still cant get

taco bell

in germany

[broken topaz]

Well he cut ties with that family

after he turnd like 15

[green schooner]

damn

crazy

I keep forgetting I cant post cat gifs

[uncut obsidian]

he so me fr

[broken topaz]

one of my great grandfathers however

was in the navy

[glad carbon]

why not

[broken topaz]

got sunk in the baltic see

[green schooner]

no image perms

[green schooner]

you live in vlad

its like

[glad carbon]

wtf

[green schooner]

a ghost town

no

?

[uncut obsidian]

What

[green schooner]

nvm

the other ruski I was telling you about said uhhhh

[green schooner]

"that city is like america but they removed everything besides the 10 lane roads with more cars than people in the city
its insane"

end quote

[uncut obsidian]

No idea what that means

[green schooner]

means

that its a big city

with small population

[uncut obsidian]

Is 600k considered small population

It isn't for the Far East

[broken topaz]

Thats like 3 times the population of the university town i live next to

[green schooner]

thats like 1 small city

here

[uncut obsidian]

It's the Far East

Of course it's different

[green schooner]

ye

[green schooner]

the army recruiters keep coming to my school

I wonder what that could mean

[broken topaz]

Thats normal in the US

[green schooner]

ye we have a growing

jrotc battalion

[uncut obsidian]

"Every second resident of Primorsky Krai has a car. There are 511 cars per 1,000 residents"

[green schooner]

I'm just saying what he said women!!

[green schooner]

i mean we have

archery and

air rifles

and its growing

[uncut obsidian]

What he said is wronggg

[green schooner]

so bleh

[green schooner]

yes ma'am

[uncut obsidian]

Shutup

[green schooner]

nuh uh'

[uncut obsidian]

Shut up before i :3 you

[green schooner]

ok when

:3

[uncut obsidian]

:3 :3 :3 :3

Bitch

[green schooner]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3

born to haiiii :3 forced to Yes, First Sergeant

[visual stirrup]

A can of bang to the next soldier to say "hai :3" to 1SG

[green schooner]

I always have C4

cause bang doesnt kick anymore

[uncut obsidian]

You know what

[green schooner]

bang sucks dick

[uncut obsidian]

I'm pulling out the heavy artillery

[green schooner]

mrrp

[uncut obsidian]

:3 >:3 >:3

Take that bitch

[green schooner]

ok but what if I said

;3 >3 >;3

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

the navy recruiter and me talked about energy drinks for like

a good 20 mintues

cause he had like 2 ghost energy drinks in his backpack

[uncut obsidian]

Ok but (:

[green schooner]

and I had like 1 c4 drink in mine

and already driniking it

[green schooner]

ok but >:D

[uncut obsidian]

(: is more menacing

[green schooner]

):<

[broken topaz]

:3

[green schooner]

no this is

[uncut obsidian]

)) =

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-biscuit-biscuits-not-to-get-political-gif-26544874

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-biscuit-biscuits-not-to-get-political-gif-26544874

[green schooner]

honest reaction

[visual stirrup]

I still remember the first dose of caffeine I had after basic training
I had a shot of preworkout in AIT
and my skin started crawling and I hat the most intense shit of my life

[green schooner]

based

I have like

3-2 years before I can even enlist

cause of adderall

(legal meth)

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-meg-griffin-i-just-wanna-talk-to-him-put-that-gun-away-family-guy-gif-14677957

[visual stirrup]

Join the airforce
You can probably learn to live with the shame of being an airforce veteran
but fucked up knees and pelvis are eternal

[green schooner]

im not

My father was a combat engineer so was my grandpa

Im going the same route

and if I dont I'm going infantry in the army

[visual stirrup]

God, I have such a bad experience with combat engineers
I served for 3 years as a mechanic, and the operators of the vehicles I maintained were such shitheels
Fucking combat engineers, man

[glad carbon]

@uncut obsidian do you have tarkov

[green schooner]

are you sure combat engineers though but you prob know more then me

I thought they uhhh

did bridges and layed barbed wire

razor

and explosives

thought they were seperate from mechanics

[visual stirrup]

yes, that
but they all need vehicles

[green schooner]

ye

[green schooner]

ill be a good one dw

[visual stirrup]

I was a mechanic
i maintained the vehicles in a combat engineer unit

[green schooner]

oh nice

thats cool

[green schooner]

so they were just straight up assholes

[pastel quartz]

whats that like

[visual stirrup]

Anyway
Apparently all mechanics in the army are stupid and lazy
but that's not the case in the unit I was in
I busted my ass all day and we all tried to keep the vehicles up
and the operators couldn't be trusted to do the 10-level (operator level) checks and maintenances
it was always a pain in the ass to get them to do anything

[green schooner]

lol

sucks

I'll be a good one

I only want to become one cause of that and

I like destorying things

(explosives)

[pastel quartz]

I think thats something else

[visual stirrup]

No, that's a combat engineer task

It is

Combat engineers are the guys who engineer combat

lay bridges

set up barbed wire

blow up walls

[green schooner]

thats combat engineers

[visual stirrup]

minefields, I think

[green schooner]

yes

Minefields

My dad told me about training

for it

he mentioned minefields

[pastel quartz]

thought you meant you wanted to blow up shit in tank

[green schooner]

no I want to see it with my own e yes

eyes

not through glass

or a screen

[visual stirrup]

blowing up infrastructure

[pastel quartz]

how long does tank crew training take?

[green schooner]

ask fuck he was actually in

I'm just going in soon lol

and i didnt have any fmaily as tankers

so

[visual stirrup]

22 weeks

That's including basic training

[pastel quartz]

aint that bad

[green schooner]

@visual stirrup me wanting to do sapper school

[oblique spire]

alo

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706256350623039488/1210794038668558386/IMG_1959.png?ex=65ebdad2&is=65d965d2&hm=c0132e704ac6c74ecb704bd4397df446830f291105f2a174c0beb76e95b6b83d&

[visual stirrup]

Their (tank crew) school is right next to ours
harmony church, fort benning
There's one company of mechanic students (bradley and abrahams mechanics)
and a bunch of companies for Cav Scouts and Tankers

We (Pogues in AIT) had more privelieges than them (Grunts in OSUT), so it was a common occurence for mechanic students to sell tobacco and alcohol to them.

[green schooner]

your a pog....

joking

I called my dad one and he was so offended

lmao

[visual stirrup]

Do it, if you get the chance
Other than airborne, that's the only school I wanted to go to

[green schooner]

i will try to

[visual stirrup]

Working with explosives will always be a valuable skill
never goes out of fashion

[broken topaz]

Try not to get killed in a war for the interests of the elite, or foreign nation interests

[visual stirrup]

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[pastel quartz]

heard somewhere that bradleys are hard to work with

[green schooner]

what no I want to kill people legally

lmao

[broken topaz]

just be a cop

shorter training

[pastel quartz]

mf sounding like johhny silverhand

[green schooner]

yeah but

I want war trophies

[broken topaz]

Not my fault that thats the only reaons the US goes to war

[green schooner]

I cant steal the meth on the fent attic I just shot @broken topaz

[broken topaz]

Yes you can

Cops steal evidence all the time

Chain of custody is a joke

just dont enter it into evidence

[pastel quartz]

oil, yeah, but you get to shoot poeple and blow up shit

just dont get killed

[deep topaz]

remember, you can easily turn off your body cam to steal evidence and face no repurcussions

[broken topaz]

so true, every US solider that died had a big skill issue

[visual stirrup]

My SSG always told me that they wouldn't be so difficult if the the operators could be trusted to do 10-level tasks
But they seem to be bad even in units with decent operators
And my battalion (combat engineers) had the least downtime for the bradleys during all of our field exercises with the rest of the brigade (infantry)
(our bradleys had to be taken out of action less for maintenance or faults)

[pastel quartz]

are abrams more easy to work with?

[visual stirrup]

I don't know
Bradley and Abrams mechanic are two difference jobs (91M and 91A)
I only ever assisted with Abrams work about a dozen times
An Abrams mechanic would be able to answer this question better because they have more experience working with Bradleys than the reverse

[deep topaz]

yeah the WT crew that works on mine can fix the whole thing in less than a minute

[green schooner]

next thing hes gonna ask you is do you know so and so

[deep topaz]

turret ring, engine, radiator, cannon barrel, etc

[oblique spire]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

probably just that way for gameplay purposes

[oblique spire]

honestly pretty qualified

[pastel quartz]

if it was really accurate, it be way longer

[green schooner]

dont make him release classified documents

[oblique spire]

My WT crew could also probably fix a 2004 toyota corolla in like 15 seconds

[oblique spire]

I think you mean dont make ME release classified documents

[pastel quartz]

assisted?

[visual stirrup]

Doing menial tasks related to the removal of connections
fetching the necessary fluids and parts
tool-bitch

[broken topaz]

"hold the flashlight"

just like for my dad

[pastel quartz]

so just like holding a flashlight for your dad when he's fixing up the car

[quartz ridge]

pain

war

my sister helped me wash the cat

my god SO MANY FLEAS!!

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-corolla-gif-25397063

[visual stirrup]

Oh yeah, before anyone says somehting like "operators have better things to do than sit in the motor pool. They need to train!"

I, as a mechanic, was integrated into their one of their platoons in Europe due to how our unit was split up for a rotation for 10 months
Whenever they did training during the off days, I was able to consistently answer questions and outperform most of them
(keep in mind that I got very little training with normal soldier tasks. I was too busy in the motor pool)
I even knew more about combat engineer tasks than some of them
Stateside, they almost always left work by 1630
But I almost never left work before 1900

I don't know what the fuck they were doing all day between deployments, but it wasn't training or fixing vehicles

[broken topaz]

¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS!

¡TOYOTA COROLLA!

[green schooner]

me

[oblique spire]

honest toyota corolla reaction:

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-corolla-gif-25397063

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-game-mercenaries-stalker-game-stalker-gif-11586070399648579192

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-been-toyota-corolled-gif-24026528

[pastel quartz]

romania

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706256350623039488/1211159487344545842/FxrQ5tt.gif

[broken topaz]

I played alot of my summer car

I think i could maintain an abrams

[green schooner]

LOL

[broken topaz]

dipped my tows in car mechanic and tank mechanic simulator

Im basically an engineer at this point

[visual stirrup]

I can say with confidence that you probably know more about Abrams and Bradley maintenance than some of the vehicle operators who had been there for four years

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-tf2-team-fortress-2-dance-dancing-gif-16687770357870666155

yippeee

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1212595934391705710/IMG_9021.jpg?ex=65f268f7&is=65dff3f7&hm=542f4aeceb958422aed82ff40730e38a26ec79fcf929fc1c429df85813cdb2d9&

[broken topaz]

i also eat as many crayons as the average marine

[visual stirrup]

If anyone is wondering what abrams are for in a combat engineer unit:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8x9C0K50VlE
The Assault Breacher Vehicle is a one trick pony for getting through minefields
It shoots a rocket with a rope, and there c4 charges on the rope
Fucking Inspector Gadget logic

[pastel quartz]

tank mechanic sim, yep valid enough

[pastel quartz]

JOHNNY SILVERHAND MENTIONED!?

[visual stirrup]

It is not a regular Abrams
there is no cannon

[pastel quartz]

IM GONNA FUCKING CYBERPUNK RAAAAAAAH

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/leopard-stabilization-what-ok-yaeh-gif-27541324

[pastel quartz]

what, V let you take the wheel or something?

[broken topaz]

Imagine being an abrams

cringe

Leopard 2 hours

!!

https://tenor.com/view/tank-beer-leopard-balance-gif-16835281

[pastel quartz]

why 90º turret armor

[pastel quartz]

yessir

https://tenor.com/view/toast-jackie-welles-cyberpunk2077-lets-drink-have-a-drink-gif-26927223

[broken topaz]

It was later refitted with the angled armour

[pastel quartz]

the newer leopards have better armor

[broken topaz]

That isnt actually armour

[pastel quartz]

I know, its e.r.a

but still

[broken topaz]

no

its

very thin steel

rectangles

that are completely hollow

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck?

[broken topaz]

It cannot be penetrated from the front because of it

no tank can

Even with Sabot

Cause the first impact takes some energy, and makes it wobble, so that it doesnt hit the main armour head on

and it then bounces

Its ingenious

[pastel quartz]

crazy how tank armor went from solid to hollow

[broken topaz]

i think only the leopard does it

Ontop of really tough steel

[glad carbon]

i love this critter

[pastel quartz]

so its still just a solid piece of steel?

[broken topaz]

The turret is solid steel when it is flat like that

it has cones attached to the front that are hollow

for the reason i explained

[pastel quartz]

oh yeah, I get it though

[broken topaz]

Even with angled armour, you could pen the front with sabot

but like that you cant

[pastel quartz]

same concept as the tank tracks on armor

[broken topaz]

Yes kind of

But much better at it

All hollow

and thin steel

[pastel quartz]

but like, isnt modern mbt armor like layered already, so it loses the what do you call it, force? eh that thing where the sabot slowly gets slower and slower as its going through the armor

[deep topaz]

anomalocaris

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8&ab_channel=scorpiopede

[gleaming grove]

I was like Cookie what is the heck is your pfp and realized its Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite

[broken topaz]

ANOMALOCARIS MENTIONED

[pastel quartz]

yes bruh

[visual stirrup]

The comments are all AoT references
because this thing appeared in the backround of one panel

[pastel quartz]

when the titans get attacked or sum I dont watch anime

[visual stirrup]

I think it was when Zeke and Armin were talking about the nature of life

Oh, you were joking

[pastel quartz]

bruh Iont know what that is a reference to, I stopped watching after s1

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/eren-jaeger-eren-yeager-attack-on-titan-fortnite-eren-fortnite-gif-12227690932654519155

what season of AoT is this from?

[pastel quartz]

thats s1

[visual stirrup]

Knowing that he is a genocidal racist makes this better

[pastel quartz]

the main dude

[broken topaz]

no its from fortnite

[visual stirrup]

Hitler in fortnite when?

[pastel quartz]

I forgot his name

[pastel quartz]

no, its s1 eren

when they were still using swords

[broken topaz]

I would let meowscles from fortnite ravage me

[pastel quartz]

would do evie, would

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-meowscles-cherrychaers-gif-23206939

[pastel quartz]

when is napoleon getting added to fortnite?

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1212602809569124362/xxqur3ekolw71.jpg?ex=65f26f5e&is=65dffa5e&hm=ddf02413c24a380e8a007d8a9125137e972a529150afced112152f9d38a5c652&

[visual stirrup]

"The gas cloud is closing in, and the only exit is blocked."
"There is nothing we can do."

🎶 Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
🎶 Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux

[pastel quartz]

real

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/waffle-cat-gif-3546165671453737893

[pastel quartz]

funny how britain and other nations needed to work with together just to get one 5'6 corsican dude

[magic tartan]

[fallow trellis]

thats because theyre not very good at their job

its as simple as that

[visual stirrup]

It's amazing what passed for military genius back then
"What if we promoted officers based on merit rather than family connections?"

Fucking brilliant

[fallow trellis]

that was actually very hard back then

[runic kernel]

Hi Cori Hi Quinn Hi Ski

[fallow trellis]

since freedom of speech was not invented back then

also they didnt know what that was

and a midlife crisis was at 16

[visual stirrup]

Yes, I remember
When John Freedom entered the king's court and said the famous words
"You're a cunt"
Leaving everyone flabbergasted

[fallow trellis]

i know youre just doing this for humor

but John L Freedom said more than that

and you didnt include the fact that they did a bs trial on him for treason and had him killed

thats why we have the saying "the price of freedom"

[visual stirrup]

John Lenovo Freedom's words were something like
"You're a cunt. You're a cunt now, you've always been a cunt. The only thing that's gonna change is that you're gonna become an even bigger cunt."
It's hard to translate what he said into English from Sugondese

[fallow trellis]

That because he was talking in a Sawconian dialect

Because he was the son of Queen Candice

[deep topaz]

sawcon

deeze nuts

[fallow trellis]

kina ironic since he opposed royal nepotism in the military but he was also nobility

[pastel quartz]

Damn, that penguin cool as hell.

[clear vapor]

A true idol of this current generation

[pastel quartz]

yes

because monarchy sucks

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-post-this-cat-cat-frog-gif-18254174457935805083

[visual stirrup]

The natural place for a monarch in society is the scaffold

that's just science

[pastel quartz]

In france, the only place for a monarch is the guilliotine

[visual stirrup]

cultural differences
In russia, they fit nicely into a mineshaft

[pastel quartz]

🤝

Good morning

[gusty willow]

Why is it so true

[high meteor]

eustace is cool tf u mean

[gusty willow]

Also 12 hrs ago it was 65 degrees out, now it's fucking 25 and snowing

What the fuck is going on with the weather

[gusty willow]

He is

[glad carbon]

^

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-titan-aot-zeke-yeager-beast-titan-attack-on-titan-season4-gif-24209556

[glad carbon]

@high meteor arent you an ss13 player

[high meteor]

nah

[glad carbon]

misremembering

dementia

[high meteor]

smh cant believe this

i am a KENSHI player

[glad carbon]

rimworlder

[high meteor]

that too

[glad carbon]

you also play brigador

i bet

[high meteor]

never heard of it, unfortunatly

[glad carbon]

damn

whats the bird buddy playin then

[high meteor]

currently nothing

[pastel quartz]

bird brain

[high meteor]

yus?

[pastel quartz]

p

[glad carbon]

tarkov arena?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1024512232924647445.webp?size=128&quality=lossless

[high meteor]

dont got tarkov

not my type of game

[glad carbon]

damn

manager phenotype

[pastel quartz]

dont

tarkov is NOT fun

[high meteor]

the closest game i played that was an extraction shooter was division 2

[broken topaz]

b a s e d

[pastel quartz]

imagine having all the best shit you collected from other players, then when its time to exfil, A FUCKING RAT IS CAMPING THERE AND YOU JUST LOST ALL YOUR SHIT

[high meteor]

yeah that sounds about right

[pastel quartz]

and the part when you're just walking in an open field, THEN YOU JUST DROP OUT OF NOWHERE BECAUSE A FUCKING CAMPER 1KM AWAY IS PITCHING A FUCKING TENT IN HIS SPOT

[high meteor]

man i cant wait for kenshi 2

[broken topaz]

Cant wait to get ASS RAPED AGAIN

[high meteor]

gonna be playing hard in 2035

[broken topaz]

by 5 different bandit clans

AND THE BLACK DRAGON NINJAS

I CANT FUCKING WAIT

[high meteor]

assuming they're still sticking with the 1000 years before the first game i wanna throw hands alongside cat-lon

[broken topaz]

you can do that already

[green schooner]

Isn’t that the game general Sam plaued

played

[broken topaz]

yes

[green schooner]

Sick