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Figured
ski idi
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Cat!!!!!!!!!!!
π retard
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work [a million times] harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we [take for granted]. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear [what they do] not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
weseli, your new nickname is Cezer121
Who
Skibidi toilet cosplayer
Maja clone spotted
the fuck did you just call me
thats madirex
The pfp checks out too
youre the Skibidi toillett brrr skbiidi dop dop dopp yes yees
Man I'm just awake rn cause my cats been keeping me up, idk who Maja is idk the lore
I would devour you whole, if it weren't for this server's constant CCTV footage.
Though as to why your super pissed off is also a mystery π€

Youβre*
you're into vore? ew
Bro woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
Its his natural state
thi's*
TRUE.......
Alex, continue posting I want to further enrage this man to make him rage over small stuff
alex i think i should hire a hitman to rig a jigsaw style bomb to your penis
Sus
Model that shows skin to get more views

yeah thats usually how it go
π korone
A very cute doggo on the internet from Japan. She is also one of the most well known and successful Vtubers
She is know for being the lover of [Okayu], collecting fingers, and being very cute.
She is also the lover of "[Nekomata]" [okayu], though okayu will claim to only be friend
She has a dark side, this dark side is known for heavily enjoying DOOM, violence, and many other evil things
Not would
Will
Did.

Damn the coomers really flooded urban

I mean
π Sloppy toppy
When a girl is [sucking]
And then she drools on [the dick]
[Yerrr]
What the f
Atleast we have this
Sloppy toppy
xelA, crush your skull please thank you.
π YERRR
Used in [the New Jersey] and [New York area]. It is a greeting to friends. Usually when it is said, others scream it back [louder].
True
We do not fucking say this
YERRR@river robin
This is a lie
YERRR
This is bullshit we do not say that
I really wanna replay it but mouse is busted π
YERRRRRRR
yeah sure
Omg ur from new york?
yerrr her her
Yeah
People really act like New Yorkers are zoo animals that make noises
get better material, saruei posting isnt in fashion anymore
they are
Damn
he's an extra bit deranged
I thought I can't respect him less
The fuck you mean
Stupid elf
Fuck you heβs based
Borgar
romanians are more
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yippee
am right
Nah they just steal yo shit
weseli, your new nickname is Maggot
First things to touch your possessions besides bacteria if you dropped your stuff in romania
Why do you have this saved
p!alex
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funny sound
sounds like terraria zombie
The day I get my own p! Command is the day brainfart falls.
It will never happen.
oh god it does
π goonmaxing
[Goonmaxing]
(Goon-max-ing)
-verb
Maximising ones [goonish] attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality [bandit mask], getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
π Terraria
An amazing [side-scroller] game with many elements, some people think that Terraria is a rip off of Minecraft, saying there are less features, dimensions, lower graphics, etc. when actually most of these are false. Terraria might not have different dimensions, but they have certain events like the pirates, slime rain, lunar events, martians, etc. Terraria also has a lot more features, have you seen the items? You could be a summoner, warrior, mage, or archer or neither, and make their own class with different accessories, equipment, weapons, and armor. It also has more bosses that are more fun and actually require skill, not seeing how fast you can spam left-click with your [diamond sword] with sharpness II on a creature made from sand and decapitated Satan skeletons. It has the Moon Lord, [Skeletron], [Duke Fishron], Brain of Cthulhu, The Destroyer, Skeletron Prime, The Twins, and a lot more with more to come! This game may not be 3D with low graphics, but it beats Minecraft by a...
π minecraft
a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your [mic] until [your mother] disowns you and takes you back to the [adoption center].
scream into mic??
Anyway I go back to sleep for smidge more, I will return
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π helldive
An often misused [auto-translator] term from Final Fantasy XI because it took the place of (Hello!) with the introduction of the "Treasures of [Aht] Urghan" exspansion pack.
Hardly anyone uses it for the name of the [Blue Mage] spell, so it is often just used instead of hello.
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π gta
[Grand Theft Auto]. The crime, not originally [the video] game series. Popularized by [NWA].
π josta
The best soft drink in the history of the world. [Pepsi's] [short-lived] venture [into the field] of making a soda that's actually GOOD was a tasty, guarana-filled fruit delicacy.
π iedi
This person is [my bestfriend], [Kiedis] If you take the first and last [letter] of there name it turns into iedi.
do falco
/urban Alex
π Falco
Great Austrian singer. His most important song was "[Amadeus]", which was the first rap song and the first song in German language EVER to top the US billboard charts. Other famous songs are "Jeannie", "[Amerika]" and "[Der Kommissar]" ("Can't turn around"). The latter was turned into "Don't touch this" by US rapper MC Hammer.
Falco died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 1998.
π Horse
A [four legged] creature that a lot of people think they know about. The horses are intelligent animals that are scared easily without proper training, leading to several people [getting bucked] off and embarassed. To control these beasts a lot of people think using harsh equipment is okay when infact they don't understand their horse, leading the horse to be unhappy and dangerous. A good trainer to instruct [horseback riding] is a rare find and a horse owner who doesn't train their horse properly is quite common. Horses are expensive animals and quite large, do research if you're considering buying one for yourself.
π grok
Taken from the book 'Stranger in a Strange Land,' literally meaning ['to] drink' but taken to mean 'understanding.' Often used by programmers and other [assorted] [geeks].
π grok
Taken from the book 'Stranger in a Strange Land,' literally meaning ['to] drink' but taken to mean 'understanding.' Often used by programmers and other [assorted] [geeks].
Fuck you canβt do commands on mobile
unbelieveable
Do maja
π maja
a [wonderful] person and an [amazing friend] who is amazing
especially when stupid [bitches] cant get their own lives.
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
should i post one of the vile definitions
its gonna say something like "the most wonderfullest person you could ever meet"
KNEW IT
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damn wonder what xelA has to say about me
Author=maja
π keanu reeves
A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent [Matrix Trilogy] as [Neo], the main [protagonist].
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
ill go post one of the evil definitions
π shurgle
The [audible] [gurgling] noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is [imminent].
hi S5yn
π ROFL COPTER
Based of an ASCII picture and now a flash game. The [rofl copter] has its spinning LOL propellers and occasionally drops a [WTF bomb] or an [OMG missile] and the LOLerskaters below or the LMAO planes.
the pringler
stfu
The pringler
Heβs drunk
Doubt
can you tell the time?
9/11 am
8:13
weseli, your new nickname is Hello2
j.jei., your new nickname is Topcat
This cat is J
weseli, your new nickname is Poker
I KILL YOU
ok
madi modless lol
i think mods r not watching st current moment
/namemem
weseli, your new nickname is Frogger
phrogs
nah i'd β¬οΈ β‘οΈ β¬οΈ β¬οΈ β¬οΈ
first i test the waters 
π shurgle
The [audible] [gurgling] noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is [imminent].
wrong one
π shargle
The reflexive gargling-gag caused by the [spraying] of [liquid shit] to the back of the [throat].
general release 
come back dont think i didnt see your ass typing @river robin
I got no words for you so have this image
good
now you learn what the pringler is
one of the most vile ones ive seen
Iβm going to sleep goodbye
actually contemplating posting it
nah. do urban pringler search
Also, salami is better than ham
you can!!!!1!111!
urm
Canβt
skillissue
π Alex
Can easily become one of your closest friends. A really [sweet boy], who also happens to be intelligent, there are no downsides to knowing [an Alex]. Handsome, funny, sweet, intelligent, and an [amazing friend], always become friends with an Alex.
π Pringler
How to perform a [pringler]
- Obtain female
- [Shake up] large can of pringles
- Pour broken up pringles into said woman's anus
- Insert penis into said woman's anus
- Fuck woman in the ass
- Listen to the satisfying [crunching] noise
Skill issue
@river robin 
but then again, im alex too
anyway
Going on the wiki
never gonna mention the pringler again
Thatβs going on your wiki, name confirmed
On the wiki
OH
nword
Holy
moooooooooods
yea i was the first one to discover that
dont blame me
i didnt know
kill ham
gotta ban xelA
And now we never see the command again

π madi
An undefinable girl and in some strange cases a guy. [Madi's] are not easy to find. If you ever meet a Madi you should immediatley go into [the fetal position] and hope to god the true [fantasticness] of this girl (boy sometimes) will shine down on you like the rays of the sun.
dont blame the playa blame the game
What the fu
i didnt know it would give that def for goon
fuck it
Ban xela
madi is super fake
i thought itd just give some silly shit like goonmaxxing
π goonmaxing
[Goonmaxing]
(Goon-max-ing)
-verb
Maximising ones [goonish] attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality [bandit mask], getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
π bot
a dumbass or someone who does [stupid shit]; Originates from [FaZe Tfue]βs [gameplay] against shit players but it became a mainstream term.
π edgar
nice guy. great friend.wont tell your secrets.trust worthy.funny [dork].is very odd at times.fun to be around.[wierd].like a [big brother].over protective.
π peepee
[penis] and/or [vagina]
π albert
albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. [the albert] is also the only mamal that has adapted to [eating in] its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to [tip it] over.
π tarkoved
To get killed or fucked within the game [tarkov] by one of [the many] many [bugs] within the game
Can xela ban itself?
AND vagina??1?1?1?
No mods to check
true and real
weseli, your new nickname is Butterfl
They crawl out of the woodworks like cockroaches fr
ham
they would've acted methinks
real btw
in some strange cases a guy

They desire me
car not needed
you only fuck turks

gn brainfart wake me up when dragons dogma 2 releases
WAKE
Rest in pepperoni

π poopyhead
It's a [term of endearment] for a [significant other] who tends to be [moody].
π shithead
A [complete dumbass]; a genuine moron. Someone who has committed an act in which causes harm or [temporary] [discomfort] to another.
π dickhead
A person who [posts] [someone's] name to [urbandictionary.com] as a definition of an insult.
π Thompson
a man with incredible iq and intelligence that it makes albert einstien look like a [4 year old],also is an [extreme beast] and if you added all the weight in the universe times that by 48 you would get his light [bench press]!!!!!!

π Monika
The best friend you will ever have!!! Honest, intelligent, smart and beautiful (inside and out). You can trust her with anything. She will listen, [take care of] you and be [your best friend] forever. She has a unique personality and everyone enjoys being [her friend]. She is awesome!!!!
inside and out?
inside??
bro?
π Falco
Great Austrian singer. His most important song was "[Amadeus]", which was the first rap song and the first song in German language EVER to top the US billboard charts. Other famous songs are "Jeannie", "[Amerika]" and "[Der Kommissar]" ("Can't turn around"). The latter was turned into "Don't touch this" by US rapper MC Hammer.
Falco died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 1998.
π jaquil
[a ugly] looking boy. usually looks like [an alien]. thinks he can win [the board] game sorry.
π name
[The word] you're [known] by.
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π Extreme Beast
a very, hot, [Brollic], sexy, strong, ripped, skilled, talented, yet sweet, crazy [yummy] cutest guy you'll ever know.
An extreme form of being [a beast] ... see beast
π gaydar
The ability/[gift] of being able to [detect] [homosexuality] in other people.
π surname
A family name that is generally passed down from generation to generation (via males of the family in Western culture). Women, traditionally (but not quite so much these days) often [adopt] the surname of the man they marry.
In modern culture [it's fine] for a male to adopt the females surname (though not that common), for couples to [hyphenate] their existing surnames into a new surname eg. if mary jones marries [john smith] they may join their surnames to be jones-smith or... possibly, it's fine to just create a whole new name (also not that common). Most commonly it is fine for each person to keep their own surnames and then fight when the children come along as to whose surname the children will get.
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
π Cock and Ball Torture
Cock and ball torture (CBT), [penis torture] or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, [urethral play], tickle torture, [erotic electrostimulation] or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

Ball busting
Verbatim from Wikipedia
Exact
true
π real
Often used by someone to describe themselves as "genuine" or "authentic". It is perhaps the most overused and [generic word] in current use, rendering it almost meaningless. [Browse] any [personals] advertisements and every other person who lacks a sufficiently descriptive vocabulary will describe themselves as "real".
π Discord mod
A 21-38 year old male that weighs about 40-80kg living in his [mom's basement] that doesn't [allow] [memes] in #general.
Real
π Fake
Someone who acts [fake] is someone who talks shit about a [certain] person, [and then] when that certain person is around they are nice to them
π MGE
A gamemode designed for farming MGE [ELO] by salty [6s] [mains].
π scrim
An online game between two or more teams. A scrim is a practice match, usually before one of the teams go into a more serious 'ladder' match. A scrim can be any online game, but notables are: [Counterstrike], [Enemy Territory] and [Battlefield 1942].
π Armas
Pronounced: ARE-MISS.
A last name,
heard to have originated from a place between [Spain] [ang] [France].
Usually a person with the last name Armas is attractive.
π jar
A "jar" of [100] [Ecstacy] [pills]
π real
Often used by someone to describe themselves as "genuine" or "authentic". It is perhaps the most overused and [generic word] in current use, rendering it almost meaningless. [Browse] any [personals] advertisements and every other person who lacks a sufficiently descriptive vocabulary will describe themselves as "real".
π Armenian Genocide denial
Turkey, to this day, denies that they ever created "acts of [genocide]" against the [Armenians] in the early [20th century].
π Portishead
Influential female [fronted] band from [Bristol], UK. Part of the [trip hop] genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.
π tren
Short for Trenbolone, a popular anabolic steroid hormone.
It is arguably the most powerful and best, and is considered by many to be the "God of all Steroids."
Things you should know:
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The side effects of [tren] are extreme, as should be used cautiously by newbies.
-
Trenbolone was never made for human consumption, it was created for cattle to induce greater [muscle growth] prior to slaughter.
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It burns fat at an extremely rapid pace while significantly hardening the muscle, giving you an supreme look with supreme strength, as well as building significant muscle mass.
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There are 3 types, [Tren] [Acetate], Tren Enthanate, and Tren Base. The results are the same but the esters are different, [the ester] determines how long it takes for the hormone to work, how long it stays in your system.
π Bulking
Someoneβs excuse to not be called fat. The opposite of [hulking]. For example [KSIOlajidebtHD]
Fan: can I get a picture ksi
Ksi: sure (gets in position for pic)
Fan: your taking up the whole shot fat boy
Ksi: itβs not fat itβs bulk. Iβm [bulking]
π Brainfart
A [spontaneous] stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of [train of thought] and saying something [fantastically] stupid without realising it.
π hulk
Any [tall], [stocky], broad-shouldered [man].
π Chulk
To get [thicker] and [grow] in power/[strength]
π noel deyzel
noel deyzel is a [bodybuilder] on tiktok. people call him [daddy noel] ([I do] too, we all do.)
π Daddy noel
The biggest [daddiest] muscliest man with the juiciest [dumpy].
A tiktok [fitness influencer].
How to pringle a bitch.
They do be thirsting on him
step one, get yourself a bitch AND a can of pringles.
Step 2
π can
(1)(n) Bathroom
(2)(n) Jail, [overnight] [clink] or holding cell
(3)(n) Buttocks
(4)([vb]) To stop doing something; to fire or get rid of someone
step 2, shake up the can of pringles, so that the pringles are all shattered inside
what
who uses "can" as any of those words
And you don't? Stop lyin
I dont thirst
I pray
step 3, π€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Ό
π gym bro
Gym Bro-
A person usually a male who spends most of there time in the [holy temple of gains] (AKA the gym) a gym bro is the alpha male where ever he goes, he fucks ye hottest girls and is usually cocky, you can find [gym bros] in any gym (EXSEPT [PLANET FITNESS] ITS NOT A REAL FUCKING GYM)
In a gym bros life he must make at least one trip to California as this is where gym bros originated. Almost all gym bros communicate via the word βBroβ
Pray?
Worship even
π Planet Fitness
A place where obese people can go and work out , eat pizza , and not feel guilty about bragging about going to a gym yet seeing 0 results . This "gym" is basically [the Wal] [Mart] of [gyms].
1 fps gif
π acorn
verb: the political act of altering a video and/or employing actors to create video footage that can then be altered to destroy a rival organization or person.
(Background: The tactics were used against [Acorn], Shirley [Sherrod] and most recently, [Planned Parenthood].)
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!
π gooncave
[Jerking off] with all [the men] in your small corner room of your [apartment]
bro got 4 arms
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
he's like taht dude from ben 10
Wait where's the oiled up gif 
Big forearms
π cave
v. To [give up] to all [opposition], usually in an [argument].
weseli, your new nickname is Tiffany
hm
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π Tifanny
The most [annoying girl] in the [wholee] world, likes to kick people and is rich but does not have a good phone or too much friends
Usually intelligent but very [sneaky] and silent
π Twin Bitches
Twin Bitches are Bitches who are exactly [alike] physically and mentally. They tend to act bitchy in [unison] and are never seen [alert].
π karen
[It started] off as a blog post and now it's a definition. But [Karen] is the most wonderful girl around and she is [equally] as awesome and gorgeous.
π oil
A hydrocarbon-based, flammable, highly-polluting liquid formed as a result of millions of years of decaying [sediment] composed of dead microscopic animals. This [fossil fuel] is the [lifeblood] of our Industrial civilization, and for as long as it can be cheaply extracted, we are hopelessly dependent upon it for transportation, agriculture, electricity, fashion, chemicals, fertilizers, cosmetics, [plastics], medical, and technological needs.
Unfortunately for us, the geologists, analysts, mathematicians, and former oil-company employees have all repeatedly come up with proof that our oil supply will be almost gone by the end of the 21st century, and that oil production will peak within a few years from now, if it hasn't already [sone] so.
After it peaks the oil will then become more expensive to extract than to use. And immediately after that, prices will [soar], businesses will shut down, people will panic like animals, economies will collapse, wars will break out, blood...
Fine I'll do it myself
π Who asked?
the most [unimaginative], barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their [shuffling cards] [shit out].
π ligma
(noun)
a rare disease that usually [Fortnite streamers] carry. This disease was believed to take the life of famous [streamer] [Ninja].
π Candice
A beautiful, stunning, [down to earth girl] with an incredible voice that brings out the best in people with her beautiful blue eyes and impeccable smile. Is able to roll with the punches, while you [stroll] [hand in hand].
π awooga
Created and first used by the [Awooga] brothers, [Fash] [the bash], Kris Akabusi and Craig Charles, Awooga is a sign of excitement, happiness and an utterance of agreement.
thought it was a boy at first
its so incredible how retarded i am
Fucking discord compression
same brother
Imagine the struggle in #mod-furry-rp
π big papa pickle
big papa pickle
π pickle
[a tricky] [situation]; a [conundrum]
π bosh
verb. English slang [terminology] having the meanings: 1. To take, to consume. 2. Used to mark the occurance of something. 3. [To strike] or [impact].
i mean it is dogshit
π Gob
Mouth
of Irish origin.
Word in the Irish language.
In Irish ([Gaeilge])[gob], meaning [beak]
transfered as slang in English as mouth
π posh
very [classy] or [sophisticated]
π Medic bag
Something the [PAYDAY] Gang is in [constant] need of, especially [Dallas].
i could smear a pile of actual dog dookie on a canvas and call it modern art
π Thermal drill
A sentence in a video game called [PAYDAY 2], if you don't pick up the [thermal drill], [Bain] will say this sentence all the time until you pick it up.
iii need a medic bag
Guys, the thermal drill, go get it
j.jei., your new nickname is Pimpin
π Donacdum
Donacdum has two different definitions:
1: Don't Act Dumb is a line said by Houston, from the video game [Payday 2]. The community makes it sound like he is saying "Donacdum", and a Payday meme was created
2: A song created by [Lord Simon] [Viklund], and voice actor and musician, mostly focusing on the soundtrack for Payday 2. While he worked with Overkill Studios, he created the song in the light of the communities reaction to Houstons voice line.
π gauntlets
Fingerless short or long black leather, lace, [satin], mesh, or [fishnet] forearm covers; some have a thumbhole; goth, biker~looking, or high~fashion feminine types. They're Badass! Can have patterns, tie~around straps, velvet, available in many different styles including ones with [zippers] & skulls.
REAL
true
π bain
to punch someone in the face or beat them like [a red] [headed] [step] child
fake
π chain
Modern definition: Bling worn around the neck, often made of gold, silver, or platinum. Featured in a [Jibbs] song.
Traditional definition: Metal links that are locked together to make a strong and flexible line. Chains are typically used for [anchors] and other places where high loads may be exerted [on the line], particularly in large vessels.
π dallas
The best city in Texas. Got everything you need in a city. People talk about it not having [scenery], but all that does it keep you from taking scenery for granted. Plus you won't find any of those stereotypical hicks here. Leave that to Houston, Austin, [San Antonio], Ft. Worth, and especially all those small towns... their all tight too just not as sweet as [D-Town].
π Houston
First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and [NASA's] Johnson Space Center.
Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of [ZZ Top] and BeyoncΓ©.
One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, [get well], work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.
π Balls
- A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
- [Courage] or [bravery].
- [Manliness].
- Something yelled to shock people.
π hoxton hero
[You know it's] the [mesh] cap, [the pink] t-shirt and the skinny fit jeans.
fake
π h3h3
The name that the master comedian [Ethan Klein] connects to the masses under. His alias is form by the first letter of his wives name "H" ([Hila]) and the first letter of his name "E" however the E was converted to a 3 upon discovering that the username HEHE was obtained by another internet user. He frequently posts content to multiple social media site most notably youtube. [PAPA BLESS]
π slammer
A slammer is [the jail], also known as [the pen] or [the can] ... it's a slang used by people from the jail or by gangstas
π NPC
A play on video games "non-player character" mixed with a play on [The Simulation] [Hypothesis].
An NPC is seemingly a human that is unable to think objectively.
We exist in a [simulated reality] and some humans take on the role of NPCs, spouting "opinions" they are programmed to spout and repeating in a cult-like manner.
π MC
Short for [master of ceremonies] or mic controller. Essentially a word for a rapper but the term is not limited to hip hop. Drum and Bass, Garage, Happy Hardcore, [Ragga] and old school rave all feature [MCs], however with these genres, the MC generally MCs live while a DJ mixes the tunes, whereas hip hop MCs mainly do so on record
π metro
Correct definition. [None of that] bullshit biased shit you call a definition.
A [metro or metrosexual] is a male that is cares about his appearance and hygiene but is a heterosexual.
Anyone who says a metrosexual is actually a homosexual, is just jealous that these sensitive [SNAG] guys are getting laid more then them. Discrimination never gets you anywhere people. Report me, I dare you. You have nothing on me.
minecraft
what kinda cringe shit
Lol
this is why i keep these bots blocked
actually its a mode of transportation inside cities
π Steven Seagal
A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "[Mission Accomplished]". In order to kill like [Seagal], you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary...
hm
weseli, your new nickname is Nolimit
it is wednesday my dudes
Sure is
Life advice never trust anyone who plays clash of clans those people are weird and will drink your blood or something
Sell your kidneys for elixir
Corn starch
Mix a part of water with 10 parts of starch to get non newtonian fluid
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
p!weebsh pat
they banned trap cus of ru chat

this should be enough armor
Nah it's brainfarts better version
p!weebsh pat
Lol
@narrow lotus how're you liking the air raid sirens
weebsh rat
@solar obsidian 
Guh?
Anyone else got that new thing called VoLTE on phones?
I clicked on the link expecting to find out whats going on but wouldn't you know it's all in fucking Cyrillic

We need to colonize the ru chats
ΠΠ°
engineer beer
Cyrillic is made up by fucking elves bro I don't care
I said yes
The first four letters are A 6 B r like who let them get away with building a language like that
This user cannot read cyrillic, laugh at him
The anglo Saxon brain cannot comprehend
Checkmate dæmon, night light :)
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Vaughn
anyone who sees this that has gorebox you should totally type /whatareyoudoing in the chat
for epic surprise
ΠΠΠΠΠΠΠΠΠ
And so on
there is an impostor among those
I dont think cavemen had large enough brains to have a hierarchy
They did have large enough clubs
I guess the dude was high so it doesn't really mattyer
Wym
imponter abongus
Unneceptable, be normal
Cyrillic is normal
Any system when one is above the other can be called a chierarchy, if hes the stronges dude around then hes on top of it, even tho they donβt call it βhierarchyβ they call it βi donβt wanna get bonked by a big clubβ
Incorrect
who told you they were gum w
My consciousness
and why did you think gum makes cola explode
Idk
your brain
mentos are fucking mint ya goob
Goofy goober
Mentos are a brand of packaged scotch mints or mint-flavored candies sold in many stores and vending machines. First produced in 1932, they are currently sold in more than 130 countries worldwide by the Italian-Dutch corporation Perfetti Van Melle. The mints are small oblate spheroids, with a slightly hard exterior and a soft, chewy interior.
Th...
Chewy
wait there's flavored mentos
Instant gum response
what's the point of mint if it doesn't taste like mint
what
When you say stop but she keep sucking:
(I've never touched a woman in my life)
What im trying to say is
Good guess
Me when
I didn't know it was possible to chew mentos for more than like 20 seconds
they just disintegrate
Your teeth must be impressively weak and not sharp at all
Im just gentle
Ok mr blunt teeth
To not bite myself
I sharpen my teeth daily π
going easy on it isn't gonna change that
Not today
yes today
true words spoken from the iron deficient man
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
weseli, your new nickname is Notredam
π Iron Deficient A-Hole
Despite having a pleasant lifestyle compared to most (two iPhones, their own car, an education, food on the table, etc), IDA-Hs always finds something to complain about. Whether it be how they haven't eaten all day despite attending three different restaurants or how their friends are horrible people when they are only trying to help them, there is always something to be upset over.
They are also never [accountable] for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and [best friend's] fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of [domestic abuse] after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.
These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's...
How you know I got iron deficiency
Iron-ic
lucky guess
Oh alr.
I shall disappear into the daylight
My name is infinite
you can't just change your molecular code to be that of light particles
that's not how it works
Moat(moat((moat(((moat of all time))) of all time)) of all time) of all time
And then it keeps repeating itself
Type shit
I dont wanna be dead by said daylight
You trynna be alive by nightfall?
Yes
I'm acoustic
weseli, your new nickname is Bushido
Whats that
Asian name
thats why u chew bones 
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
No
π acoustic
- A musical instrument that is not [electric]
- A musical performance that uses no electric instruments ([aside] from [microphones] and similar amplification)
Nono
yes
Yea
yeye
I do, also boners
weseli, your new nickname is Elizabeth

My leopard 1 only has the most important neccessities to survive
...
that's a British name
That's a british name
π€¨π³οΈβπβ
@solar obsidian 
There is also going to be cum involved if you stick around
They dont have in stok nylon paracord π¦

im gonna go to bedge now i think
OK just remember
Over it's so when
"stick around" you say?
Urban API returned invalid data... might be down atm.
nyquil. check. melatonin. check
Urban API returned invalid data... might be down atm.
rest in pepperoni
The coin landed on Heads
seems alive
nah
Jorking your peenar
π on lock
1 To have [a situation] under control 2 A person who is [obsessive] over another 3 A person [currently] taken
π geek
The people you [pick on] in high school and [wind up] working for as [an adult]
just entered silent hill i guess
Is it connected to noisy plateau?
horrors beyond human comprehension
In my restless dreams, I see that town. Tarkov.
Escape from it
Watch IM ALIVE! and millions of other Gang Beasts videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
That is everything i am asking for
comprehend deez nuts
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π’

the solution to society having silly dread for nuclear power which is statistically much cleaner and safe than everything else is pretty obvious
weseli, your new nickname is Owen
Urban API returned invalid data... might be down atm.
we must make an informational campaign that will impress a common person that a coal plant can and will blow up in a disastrous fashion
lmao
bz11k, your new nickname is Diver1
about time
To stop common people from dreading that nuclear power plant will explode we need to convince them that anything can in fact explode, including their phones, heaters, pens, eyes and kidneys
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Feet
Well
it fits you

the best way to convince th is to give them a first hand example
of all those things
wtf is this
my internet made me say it twice
Shrimple as that*
Gonna sue you kid
My line
I'm the guy who makes shitty fish puns
I didn't see it trade marked
it's not fish
get fucked :3
Not very conchfusing you see
it's eu hours ted why are you not asleep
Gotta be squidding me
dam
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Beating
Kid named beating
it's become a brainfart trend to gamble for the best name with xela
weseli, your new nickname is Sharky
gmod impact sounds
and my goddddmanna intenrneenndjdjs
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Playa
daym
OK I wanna gamble too
π charley horse
a [painful] [muscular] [cramp]
pff
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Cigars
I read muscular and my brain did something weird 
I dont get it
uber_buber, your new nickname is Mariposa
this is gambling
weseli, your new nickname is Mariners
tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Dusty
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Brendan
uber_buber, your new nickname is Lambert
tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Trinidad
this name is within the realm of what my actual first name is, but not quite
oh god
brandon
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Packers
brudar
π Lambert
Defined by the actions of former American Idol contestant [Adam Lambert] onstage, in which he [grasped] a dancer by the back of the head. He then proceeded to shove the [dancer's] face into his groin, and thrust his hips vigorously.
The action of thrusting one's hips into someone's face is now known as a "Lambert".

when
Omg
we're you there
uber_buber, your new nickname is Modem
are these even words
tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Durango
π modem
A [device] used to [access] [the internet]
ayy
Family person
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Oldone
π Go Home And Be A Family Man
A phrase originally coined by [Guile] from the Street Fighter video game franchise, it was his tag line after defeating an opponent. Over the years, it has come to be used also when referring to someone who is past their [prime] at [whatever it is] that they should do.
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
Nah its family man peter griffin
I am a device used to access the internet
π gogle
use Google to [ogle] pictures of an [attractive person], esp. using [Google Images]
important device too
hey I wanna be an old one too
Google, show me this guy's balls
I think I'd fit the role
how so?
uber_buber, your new nickname is Lottie
π ogle
-
[vb] - to glance or stare in a [flirtatious] way ; eye amorously
-
to look at someone as if ones eyes are about to [pop out] of ones head.
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Roxy
no comment
tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Grandam
π googel
What [stupid people] type when attempting to reach the popular [Search engine], [Google].
Well interesting
memeg7837, your new nickname is Windsor
/lottie
weseli, your new nickname is Pioneer
I forgot the urban part
Urban API returned invalid data... might be down atm.
Brainfart has fallen
π ted
A term used in and around Liverpool,England.To describe a person as being a ted means that they are [behind the times] in terms of their fashion sense,musical taste or general outlook on matters.It's a take on the fashion [craze] [Teddy Boys] which was popular many years ago.
Millions must /nameme
we've spammed the urban command so much it's not even accessible anymore
FUCK
tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Broken
Clunk clunk clunk
ALEX FUCK OFF
weseli, your new nickname is System
32
uber_buber, your new nickname is Babes
oh no
PERKELE!
memeg7837, your new nickname is Omar
omar
bz11k, your new nickname is Twist
saaataanaaaaaa vituuaaaaaaaa
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Screwyou
weseli, your new nickname is Marina
I wish I got you banned when I had the chance
ahahah
marinaaa
Look at cat
kekpoint
uber_buber, your new nickname is Domino
Do not give in to the degeneracy
i want 1 slice of piza
memeg7837, your new nickname is Redbone
agreed
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Polish
ha
weseli, your new nickname is Titan
Kurwa
it's over
uber_buber, your new nickname is Babygirl
fucking
lmao
I have ...0 polish in the family genetics so
who made these names
kurwa
@inland jackal are you a titan, because i want to get inside you
i don't know how the fuck this works
I hope the joke on hot cocoa
but we here
im the titan safe from pd2
Alex can you FUCKING STOP THE HORNY FOR ONE FUCKING DAY?


blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Rootbeer
weseli, your new nickname is Hack
memeg7837, your new nickname is Driver
I drive
ROO BEER

OH NOOOO ROOOBEERR
I haven't seen you with cyberpunk or cs
π bobby
Scottish slang for penis
A [mate of mine] [came across] it whilst stationed in [Arbroath]
you werent watching enough
uber_buber, your new nickname is Notredam
I wish madi was a mod
ROOOOOOOBEAR NOOOOOOOO ROOOOOOOOOOBEAAAAAAR
as if i'd be able to do something
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Meagan
uber_buber, your new nickname is Strength
I keep it
this was a fucking tarded show tbh
weseli, your new nickname is Larry1
dude in the yellow shirt turned out to be a nonce fuck
what
WHAT THE
STOP
I thought I was in keybinds for a sec
caught in 360p
Nasty Bob in town
fire image, saved before mods get here
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Toaster
tooster
weseli, your new nickname is Port
porto rico
thats not very brrrr skibidi toilett

weseli, your new nickname is Hose
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Brooks
π YERRR
Used in [the New Jersey] and [New York area]. It is a greeting to friends. Usually when it is said, others scream it back [louder].
YERRRRRRR
π yerrrr
[yerr] is like [yoooo], it can also be used to [introduce] a conversation
yerrrr chat
π yerr
Derriving from the Latin word [Yoooo]! and Coo-koo!.
[A bird] call from one [homie] to another.
π yarr!
a word often used by [pirates] whenever they have [experienced] a [loss] or pain
weseli, your new nickname is Creation
π Harr
n. (Chinese) A term used by [MIT] graduate students [in the know] to refer to fellow graduate students that are [ABC] and post-pubescent (but only just).
the joy of creation: reborn
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Ooooo
memeg7837, your new nickname is Weekend
now i get why the speedy dingaling
uber_buber, your new nickname is Noel
NOEL
joel
strength -> noel
Varg joey?

dingaling?
vineskelethor joel
yos
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Hoffman
uber_buber, your new nickname is Joecool
what happens to a fellow after getting goth chick pussy
weseli, your new nickname is Beowulf
JOELCOOL
it's all coming together
Imma keep this one
nah the tjocr one is better
Krill yourself
we must kill alex for his own good
someone doxx him
you cant stop me
I am already dropping gypsy shock troopers from low orbit on your location
your actions have consequences after all
lagg
that's our job
come on blur you can do it
Yes yes
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Blue1
FUCK!
find your own minority of people to shoot st him
there you go
Bluer
enough ffs
atleast reply to someone else so I don't get pinged
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Pistons
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Train
weseli, your new nickname is Volume
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Nuts
ping falco to remove his embed perms
literally @dreamy flax
Hey delight
@grizzled meadow
don't actually do anything with alex
just wanted to ping your silly ass
@grizzled meadow crash his balls falco
yep, thats me on the right
weseli, your new nickname is Sabres
im still mad the mods wont give me my nword pass
nuclear pass?
and your fake furry robot of choice on the left
paid gamma feature
no freebies for you
pay up
dude it'd be awesome if using donating to grok would give you a server nword passs
I'd pay
that would require grok to actually care about this server
Incest game gifs were better
@river robin



