🎪bruh-fart

[dreamy flax]

📚 sussy

a [gift] or [small] [present]

📚 drop d

Guitar tuning where the E string is tuned to D. This allows a guitarist to play [power chords] with ease and speed. Many people tend to think that [drop D] tuinng is used simply by beginners, but if [that's what you think] then you are probably not a very good guitarist yourself. People who play extremely technical guitar often use this tuning simply for being able to have a huge range of what they can play without sacrificing great speed.

On the other end of the spectrum, [drop d] is used acoustically for a lot of blues music.

[pale ingot]

[dreamy flax]

📚 🈷️

It [means] [moon] in [chinese]

[uncut obsidian]

Amoongos

[pale ingot]

good copypasta right here

the Skibidi toilet one

[dreamy flax]

📚 Blue Oyster Cult

Excellent New York rock band who have created awesome albums like "Agents Of Fortune", "Fire Of Unknown Origin" and many others. [Lead guitar player] is the awesome Buck [Dharma]. Sometimes called the "[thinking man's] heavy metal band" which I personally think is a bullshit title, as it misrepresents both heavy metal fans, and heavy metal music. Most good heavy metal/hard rock bands create "intelligent" music (early Judas Priest, Black Sabbath etc, and no, I dont consider 80's "hair" metal bands to be representative of what metal stands for). Awesome band nonetheless, and if you dont know they're music, check them out. Listen with an open mind

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

📚 big chungus

a big chungus is [Bugs Bunny] from the popular cartoon, [Looney] Toones, but a fat fuck. He is usually put in video game [titles] as a meme. Also a word that's fun to say when you have nothing to say.

📚 🚱

Symbol for non [potable water]. You use this when someone is simping, [being horny], or acting thirsty, hence stop the water or [thirst].

[uncut obsidian]

🚱🚱🚱🚱

[dreamy flax]

📚 Rocky Mountain Oysters

[Bull nuts]. [Idiots] [eat] them.

📚 🚰

this [emoji] represents a want for water but not going any further then [pouring] the [glass of water].

📚 🚰

this [emoji] represents a want for water but not going any further then [pouring] the [glass of water].

[pale ingot]

gub

[uncut obsidian]

L

[pale ingot]

you stink

[dreamy flax]

📚 🗿

You use this when [some shit] [ain't] funny, also known as the "[straight face gang]"

📚 gubber

An insanley [cool person] who tends [to do] [stupid] things.

📚 cum gubbler

a [female] who enjoys the act of [swallowing] [cum].

[uncut obsidian]

gae face gang anyone

[glad carbon]

thats not what i wrote

[dreamy flax]

📚 Noot Noot

[Pingu's] main [method] of [communication].

[glad carbon]

gubbler =/= cum gubbler

[glad carbon]

:3

[dreamy flax]

📚 Ruggler

[A single] guy. Or a group of [males],usually portraying themselves as tougher than their [station].

📚 🏴 ☠️

[Pirate Flag] Emoji. This emoji is not always seen as a [pirate flag] on all platforms, but it is seen as one on Twitter and some other [OS's].

📚 shurgle

The [audible] [gurgling] noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is [imminent].

📚 🧱

When a [male] [reproductive organ] is [erect]

[pale ingot]

[slender rock]

wat

[uncut obsidian]

No that's what people use to build buildings

[dreamy flax]

📚 Sloppy toppy

When a girl is [sucking]
And then she drools on [the dick]
[Yerrr]

[slender rock]

lol

[dreamy flax]

📚 YERRR

Used in [the New Jersey] and [New York area]. It is a greeting to friends. Usually when it is said, others scream it back [louder].

📚 Sloppy toppy

When a girl is [sucking]
And then she drools on [the dick]
[Yerrr]

[pale ingot]

no

i typed it in reverse

[dreamy flax]

📚 1984

A book written by George [Orwell] in [1948], the title is simply derived from flipping the last 2 digits of the year it was written (1948/1984) and has nothing to do with when it is all supposed to take place. The book is mostly used to show the governments ability to control what you think simply by simplifying language. For example instead of bad there is only [ungood]. This stops society from thinking and only obeys what the government wants it to. And if you pay attention to the evening news you may notice this slowly happening when they talk about things and you have no idea what they mean.

📚 🏳️ ⚧️⃠

[A transgender] [pride flag] version of the "no homo" (🏳️ 🌈⃠ ) emojii, "no [trapo]".

📚 Pisswasser

Cheap and toxic [german beer] indistinguishable from [Newcastle Brown ale] that tastes like [pish].

📚 yinz

Short for "you ones"; could also be used in place of:
you
[you guys]
[you all]
[y'all]

📚 yizz

yizz is [another word] for [cocaine]

📚 Cocainum

The famous quote by [Arnold Schwarzenegger] in the film "Red Heat". [Schwarzenegger], playing a [soviet] miliciant expresses deep condemnation of this precious drug, spilling it all over the floor.

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[uncut obsidian]

Noway

[dreamy flax]

📚 yute

[Jamaican] slang for [youth],[young person] or child.

📚 higgle-piggle

to throw into [confusion] or [disorder]; [to mess] up.

[glad carbon]

smoke this yute

[dreamy flax]

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[uncut obsidian]

Noway

[dreamy flax]

📚 Swerm Swiggler

1. A mildly [erect penis], caused by the excessive [consumption] of alcohol

2. A worm-like [swiggly] cock that is 15% hard

[glad carbon]

wtf

[pale ingot]

[dreamy flax]

📚 slurm

A highly-addictive [soft drink] [produced] on the planet Wormulon. Has a mysterious [secret ingredient].

[slender rock]

aka wiskey dick

[dreamy flax]

📚 💯

It To [Keep] Or [Stay] [Truthful] Or Staying The Same

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📚 ¹

[tiny] [number]

[uncut obsidian]

[dreamy flax]

📚 ²

The power [to square] a word in conversation is a powerful tool to add to the ever expanding toolbox that is the english language.

1, When you have two consecutive, identical words it is often easier to square them. Sleeping Bag²

2, A similar effect to putting an x- before a word (such as [x-treme] or [x-files]), by putting a word to the power of 2 it adds that extra boon.

Both definitions are generally pronounced as 'squared', rather than the nerdier 'to the power of two'.

📚 Undertown

Place where [gangs] and [mobsters] hide from [police].

[uncut obsidian]

Nerd

[dreamy flax]

📚 undertow

1. The [seaward] pull of [receding] waves after they break on a shore.

2. an [inclination] different from your strongest feelings

3. An album by Tool

[lament vapor]

https://youtu.be/Lm1Vg5cKfrM

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[pale ingot]

1984

[dreamy flax]

📚 miko

a half-divine, half-human being sent from heaven; has [supernatural], badass [powers], and has major [influence] on women.

📚 1984

A book written by George [Orwell] in [1948], the title is simply derived from flipping the last 2 digits of the year it was written (1948/1984) and has nothing to do with when it is all supposed to take place. The book is mostly used to show the governments ability to control what you think simply by simplifying language. For example instead of bad there is only [ungood]. This stops society from thinking and only obeys what the government wants it to. And if you pay attention to the evening news you may notice this slowly happening when they talk about things and you have no idea what they mean.

📚 Ding Chavez

the act of having a [sexual partner] [flick] your balls as you are [blowing your load].

[slender rock]

NO

[dreamy flax]

📚 Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

[The sound] of [the fox].

📚 gonk

A person who is [stupid]. A [general] [insult].

[uncut obsidian]

boioioioing

[dreamy flax]

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📚 а

a, but it's in [cyrillic] so you can use it to [bypass] a [chat filter]

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📚 Хер с маслом

Хер с маслом - [russian] [equivalent] of nothing, [jack shit].

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📚 Domingo Chavez

A fictional character created by Tom Clancy that can be found in a variety of his books and video games. [Domingo] "Ding" Chavez born [Jan 12], 1968 in [Las Angeles], CA.

Domingo was first recruited to be a member of a secret CIA-run anti-drug operation in Colombia in Clear and Present Danger, while he was still a sergeant in the U.S. Army. He first met [John Clark] during this novel and has worked with him since. He has at least two advanced degrees and is fluent in English, Spanish, Russian, Japanese, and Farsi. Domingo worked with John Clark in implementing "Plan Blue" (recruitment of law enforcement officers as intelligence officers) during Executive Orders, some inside Iran. Clark and Chavez lead multiple operations for President Ryan in this novel, some inside Iran. He later was recruited into and became a team leader (with the rank of major) in the multinational [counterterrorist] organization RAINBOW in Rainbow Six, which defeated several terrorist groups and prevented a...

📚 zingler

[Big dum dum] [bitch boi]

📚 🪱

being [too cool]

📚 Duolingo

A [dark web] platform which kidnaps your close ones. To release them, one must learn a language. Their [mascot] is the infamous green [owl].

[uncut obsidian]

🪱

[dreamy flax]

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📚 jenkum

The new way too get high these days.. [Take a crap].. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss [in the bottle] and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill [the balloon].. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!

📚 Krokodil

A heroin substitute that has recently become an epidemic in Russia. Its popularity is thought to be due to the price; up to ten times cheaper than heroin itself and possible to [concoct] at home. The recipe is readily available on the internet and is [cooked up] in the kitchens of users before being injected into the arm, groin etc. The high lasts for a much shorter time than most of its opiate cousins; about two hours maximum. This means the user spends most of their day cooking and hardly ever sleeps as a new hit is needed so often. The injection sites become green and scaly, giving the drug its nickname of "crocodile" (or "[krokodil]" in Russian). Ingredients include [over the counter] codeine, paint-thinner and match heads. It is the impurities from these that cause the awful side effects which include severe and fast acting [gangrene], haemorrhaging, rupture of arteries (often in the heart itself) and widespread [necrosis] or rotting of the flesh. It is considered to be one of...

[pale ingot]

I KNEW

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[slender rock]

fuck off

[dreamy flax]

📚 Hurgler

A [hurgler] is a nasty [minded] person who really gets off [to urban] dictionary definitions

[glad carbon]

you

[pale ingot]

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-clear-sky-game-soldier-gif-22616292

[visual stirrup]

Can I say hurgler with a hard r?

[dreamy flax]

📚 DMV

Department of [Motor] [Vehicles]
also see: [Satan's Asshole]

📚 satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with [no air] conditioning with whiny kids, smelly [cocksuckers], and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your [driver's license].

[hot python]

We have found him
The First Zone Looksmaxxer

[pale ingot]

Aryan A10 eyes

[dreamy flax]

📚 A10

The name for the US military's current [close air support] aircraft. It can carry a multitude of missiles (Maverick), cluster bombs (CBU97), and guided bombs. It also carries the General Electric [GAU-8]/A Avenger [Gatling gun]. It is as large as an old Volkswagen Beetle, and has 7 30mm, quick rotating barrels that fire armor penetrating rounds.

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[pale ingot]

perfect mewing form

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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📚 MJK

[Maynard James Keenan]. Lead singer of the best band ever, Tool, and second best band ever, [A Perfect Circle]. Also recently release [Puscifer], which contains few songs, not so hot.

📚 goonmaxing

[Goonmaxing]
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones [goonish] attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality [bandit mask], getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery

[green schooner]

@uncut obsidian hi gonk

[dreamy flax]

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📚 gink

[derogatory] [term] for [a human] being

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[glad carbon]

yarr i be hunting for booty

[slender rock]

that's fucking lie, Pusifer with Carina is hella lit

[uncut obsidian]

haii

[dreamy flax]

📚 keelhaul

[Keelhauling] was a form of punishment for sailors at sea. The sailor was tied to a rope looped beneath the vessel, thrown overboard, and then dragged under the keel and up the other side.

Keelhauling was generally a death sentence since it could take as long as three minutes, and perhaps longer, to walk the ropes all the way back to the stern. Often the ropes caught and dragged on [barnacles] on [the ship's] hull: the barnacles ripped the victim's clothing and skin to shreds as he was dragged along.

📚 Springer

A German, Anglo-Saxon and Jewish surname, meaning "knight" in German or "lively person" in Anglo-Saxon. (Szprynger in Polish and Š[pringer] in Slavic languages).

Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):

Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.

Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.

Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.

Mark Springer - British composer and actor.

Mike Springer - American professional golfer.

Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the [primordial soup], having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.

Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.

[Springy] Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.

[T.A]. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something...

[broken topaz]

Arrr let us mate, matey

[pale ingot]

they would keelhaul scallywags back in the day fo this one

[dreamy flax]

📚 adhd

ADHD stands for attention deficit somethingk. Hey! I spelled something wrong. Haha. Hey look a squirrel. Wait, [what am I doing] here again? [Omigawd] my elbow itches. Wonder what's on tv? I like Jennifer Lopez. I hate kumquats. I really love urbandictionar.....[where was I] again?

[broken topaz]

nuh uh

[dreamy flax]

📚 stinkfist

A song by Tool. The song is often interpreted as being about commercialism. "Not enough, I need more, nothing seems to satisfy...I dont want it, I just need it, to breathe, to feel, to know im alive." This is referring to the way people in modern society let material possessions control their mental states. "Constant [over-stimulation] numbs me but I would not want it any other way" is referring to the way advertisements have penetrated every last corner of our lives (constant [overstimulation]) however people do not care because they do indeed attach their well-being to their possessions (but I would not want it any other way). The analogy in the song is indeed about fisting. As the song progresses it gets deeper ("finger/elbow/[shoulder deep] inside the border line") referring to the slow, gradual transformation society has made to consumerist values. A very good song on a very good CD by a very good band.

📚 stinkfinger

The (usually) [surreptitious] action of [savoring] the pheremone laden evidence of digital exploration of that magical female orifice. Commonly discovered by young men driving home after a date involving [second base]. Enjoyable at any age. Often characterized as a game.

[glad carbon]

swab the deck

[dreamy flax]

📚 Mexican Stinky Balls

When you [intentionally] [fart] while [t-bagging] someone

[glad carbon]

ready yer cannon

[pale ingot]

[broken topaz]

what

the

[slender rock]

hhaha

[broken topaz]

fuck

[slender rock]

my god

[visual stirrup]

fatherless activity

that's what

[slender rock]

💀

[dreamy flax]

📚 gooped

incredibly surprised or [shocked]; [flummoxed]

slang originating in the world of [drag]

[glad carbon]

thats not what it is

[pale ingot]

shut up before i hit you with the mexican stinkyballs

[slender rock]

XD

[dreamy flax]

📚 pushit

This word has many meanings.

1. One meaning is associated with [the site] calmdownnpushit.com when it is use to tell someone to calm down and [move on].

2. Another way it can be used is by use of an [interjection]. It is a way to counter someone.

[glad carbon]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[dreamy flax]

📚 Fingle

The [fingle] is empty space between two fingers. It consists of void space. The average human being has [5 fingers] and 4 [fingles].

[pale ingot]

how many fingles u guys got

[slender rock]

10

[pale ingot]

wtf

[visual stirrup]

inbred

[slender rock]

lol

[dreamy flax]

📚 Anthony Albanese

The 31st [Prime Minister] of Australia who hates [Queen Elizabeth II] for no reasons. Many [Australians] love Queen. I don't know why he wants to remove Queen.

[slender rock]

nah built different

[dreamy flax]

📚 Say Gex

Switch [the G] and S, there should really not be a definition to this. Never fails to generate a [shameful] [chuckle] when said out of nowhere.

📚 Gay sex

[Two] or more [men] having a [sexual intercourse].

[lunar brook]

@pale ingot 🤝

[pale ingot]

the aftereffects of meeting a hello kitty girl

[dreamy flax]

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📚 Hello kitty girl

A girl who prolly got daddy issues and wears pink and black, she tend to dress like an [egirl] and she got hello kitty [wallpaper] or [peluche]

📚 Spacecats

[Incompetent]

[lunar brook]

50 money old

[dreamy flax]

📚 boykisser

A word generally used by homosexual/[bisexual] men on websites like Twitter, who think the term "boykisser" is cute, funny, and [applicable] to men who [kiss] men.

📚 gyaru

its japanese [slag] for gal. there are many different types of gyaru and they all have they're own [distinct] awesome fashions! its pretty much a japanese [subculture]. love fashion? you should look them up. you can learn stuff.

[visual stirrup]

"Your honor, she had $18 in her wallet at the time."

[dreamy flax]

📚 GYATT

when [anything] has a [phat ass]

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[livid pond]

get money

[dreamy flax]

📚 Hunter Burgan

[bass player] of ownage for [afi]
and wonderful
and funny
and beautiful

kinda like the rest of them... [sept], not all play bass...

📚 Chris Crocker

An Openly gay Youtube and [Myspace personality]. He filmed himself [crying] about [Britney Spears] in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".

[hot python]

When the prettyboi is so handsome you cant even look (actual epilepsy warning)

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[pale ingot]

anomalous goon

[dreamy flax]

📚 kebert xela

It's what you make [Alex Trebek] say [if you want] to send him back to the [5th dimension].

📚 Wooo

the [inability] for for someone to say the word [woah] [and all] that comes out is !Wooo!

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📚 rizz

a [term] [used] for [cocaine]

[lunar brook]

trueee

[dreamy flax]

📚 tosser

Literally, one who [masturbates]. Common [usage] typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low [opinion].

📚 🍆💦

It is useD for when [a guy] is [thirsty] or he wants to [have sex].

[lunar brook]

and nothing else

[dreamy flax]

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📚 redditor

A web user who believes that submitting a webpage to a community driven website with a short, sometimes original, title is work deserving of recognition and praise. Possesses an inflated sense of [self-importance] over the ability to essentially click "[Bookmark this] Page". The very essence of the Millennium Generation, a typical user exhibits the worst traits of spoiled middle-class [American high school] and college students.

📚 apples and pears

[Cockney rhyming slang] for 'stairs'.

[tulip ravine]

[dreamy flax]

📚 scallywag

1. A person who is known to be a [treacherous] lying [son-of-a-bitch], and usually smells bad.

2. A term of endearment used by [pirates].

[tulip ravine]

God bless Cockney rhyming slang

[dreamy flax]

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[storm stream]

they be doin wat now?

[dreamy flax]

📚 Degurgitate

Having to [throw up], but keeping yourself from doing so.

📚 Brainfart

A [spontaneous] stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of [train of thought] and saying something [fantastically] stupid without realising it.

[hot python]

I upscaled my stalker using drivers and it fucking yassified half of the sin base as a consequence

[pale ingot]

smh

[pale ingot]

y tf bro got lizard eyes

[hot python]

This will be Stalkers in 6K Resolution...

[dreamy flax]

📚 shoegaze

A style of rock music that emerged in England in the late 80s that featured blisteringly loud and dreamily [reverberated] feedback. Recently revived by electronic bands like [M83] and [Ulrich Schnauss].

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📚 erectile dysfunction

the #1 [cause of suicide] in [the United States]

[pale ingot]

[hot python]

I didnt expect 2560x1440 to 5120x2880 (4K is 3840x2160) to launch at all, nor did I expect to get 90 fps, nor did I expect... The Yassification Anomaly.

I have to sneak into yantar and get a pic of Yassified Sakharov oh my god

[dreamy flax]

📚 Sidorovich

A major character in [s.t.a.l.k.e.r]., shadow of [Chernobyl]. He is the first npc you interact with, and the first trader, giving him [god status] among new players

[pale ingot]

god status

cant disagree

he is godly

[dreamy flax]

📚 buckwheats

Being executed [with a bullet] up the rectum, i.e. a very slow and painful death. Courtesy of Chistopher [Walken] in Things to Do in [Denver] When You're Dead.

[uncut obsidian]

w h a t

[visual stirrup]

I normally just translate it as "гречка"

[dreamy flax]

📚 Shawarma

Scary, but tasty meal consisting of Mediterranian spiced [hicken] or beef cooked on a revolving spit, wrapped up in a soft, warm pita along with veggies such as tomatoe, parsely, hommus, pickled turnips, lettuce, onion (sprinkled with Sumac), all doused with garlic, sweet & sour, &/or tahini sauce. Similar to [Greek Gyro] or Middle-Eastern Donair (Doner) [kebobs]. Ottawa Canada has more Shawarma shacks than anywhere outside downtown Lebanon.

📚 Pilafed

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled [with rice] [pilaf] and fucked until it is nothing but [mashed potatoes]

[uncut obsidian]

...

[dreamy flax]

📚 PILAU

1. [Stinky], [Rotten] (of hawaiian origin)
2. refering to rude, illmannered, [inconsiderate] behavior

[uncut obsidian]

i just wanna know the definition of плов

https://tenor.com/view/panlasang-pinoy-easy-recipe-filipino-food-foodiegram-gif-23980230

[visual stirrup]

I just translate it as pilaf, honestly

[dreamy flax]

📚 Plov Bunny

A Plov Bunny is an [Uzbek] girl who only [likes] [Black men]

[uncut obsidian]

man

can't search food at all in this thing

[visual stirrup]

This thing is just a site for people to take random words and give them repulsive definitions
there's nothing urban about it

[dreamy flax]

📚 urban

City-like. From the [Latin] word "[urbs]", which means "[city]".

[visual stirrup]

In english, "urban" is how some politicians say "black"

[uncut obsidian]

What

Why

⚫

This circle is so urban

[storm stream]

black people

not the colour

[visual stirrup]

Yes
It's a political and economic euphemism
like СВО

[broken topaz]

reminded me of this

[green schooner]

yooo

[dreamy flax]

📚 Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

(verb) the act of [blocking] one's [cock] by not introducing him [to hot] female friends

[green schooner]

@uncut obsidian you?

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1138865812850094272.webp?size=48

[uncut obsidian]

shut up

[visual stirrup]

Warn these balls, madi
Can't give me a warn without mod powers

[uncut obsidian]

I'll punish you irl

[green schooner]

Am I right

[storm stream]

he prob likes it anyway

[green schooner]

sounds like a confession to me

[broken topaz]

Mods

Crush his balls

[green schooner]

ok falke

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-tie-him-up-gif-11927923657429006938

[glad carbon]

testicle masher

[fallow trellis]

Fellas what is a capirote

[visual stirrup]

What are you gonna do?
Subject me to Russian conversation?
(please don't. I am too autistic)

[uncut obsidian]

No

[uncut obsidian]

I have my ways

[visual stirrup]

You know that scene in the godfather where that guy wakes up with a horse head in his bed?
What am I going to wake up to?

[uncut obsidian]

Do you really wanna get spoilered?

[visual stirrup]

I'll give you a minute to think of an appropriately fucked up answer

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-corleone-the-godfather-godfather-sinister-feeling-somewhat-sinister-gif-16258934852834505979

Better to wait for the surprise

And no, i neve watched godfather

[visual stirrup]

I'm gonna wake up with a Russian femboy in my bed...
And it's not the same one I fell asleep with!

[uncut obsidian]

[broken topaz]

My mom is retarded

but her profound retardation benefited me for once

[visual stirrup]

I can't believe that's it's normal to have to pay for the bathroom in Europe
I had to pay 20 eurocents once, but ended up buying something at the store to get proper change
(That's how they get ya)

[lunar brook]

You’re not, Madirex is still stuck in Russia

[broken topaz]

Very common in germany

[uncut obsidian]

...or am i

https://tenor.com/view/monkagigaftmichaelfromvsauce-monkagiga-michael-from-vsauce-michael-vsauce-gif-24435884

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-spy-right-behind-you-sneak-sneak-up-gif-26756354

[uncut obsidian]

In this case it's even worse

[broken topaz]

mom bought a new iphone, because her like a few month old Google Pixel 7 had "bad battery life"

But she was just on it all fucking day on facebook

wasting battery

And she is too lazy to sell her old phone

so she gave it to meee

[green schooner]

Congrats

[broken topaz]

It beats my motorola

[lunar brook]

no it doesn’t, nothing does

but its pretty good

[green schooner]

I only have a iPhone xr

[broken topaz]

I dunno this motorola i bought for like 190 euros when my phone broke

[green schooner]

I’ve had it for like

5 years

or 3

I forgor

[broken topaz]

needed a quick replacement

[uncut obsidian]

I need to sell my clothes

To buy new ones

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982265648795242496/1060530675926708294/IMG20230105130800.jpg?ex=65e9aea8&is=65d739a8&hm=a5fb18f872f66819808417faf5b47f9af48bb24bf42dd3d990e02ae58c079b05&

My old phone started doing this

[green schooner]

It looks like it’s been in ww2

[broken topaz]

Its had a rough time

[green schooner]

same

but just need

new jeans

[broken topaz]

Doing the fucking phone cloning to the new phone

was a pain

like that

cause oyu need access to the screen

[lunar brook]

is that a topographic map of the moon?

[glad carbon]

wtf

[uncut obsidian]

My phone now has lines if i use it while it's charging

[glad carbon]

did you use it to snort coke from or something

[uncut obsidian]

Barely visible lines

[broken topaz]

[uncut obsidian]

And a big rectangle at the top of the screen

[broken topaz]

No i dropped it

[visual stirrup]

In brainfart lore, I am still in a Russian jail cell

#🎪bruh-fart message
#🎪bruh-fart message
#🎪bruh-fart message
#🎪bruh-fart message

[glad carbon]

dropped it into acid

[broken topaz]

and it started slowly going purple and dead

over a day

[green schooner]

I’m going to drop you in acid

[uncut obsidian]

"tickets to Khabarovsk"

Man

Your info is outdated

[glad carbon]

[uncut obsidian]

I'm not in Khabarovsk anymore

[glad carbon]

thanks buddy

[green schooner]

you go to lodz

Trol

[visual stirrup]

Weren't you there at the time?

[lunar brook]

“Brainfart lore” also know as “who cares” and “lowkey roleplaying”

[uncut obsidian]

I moved out of Khabarovsk in September 2023

[uncut obsidian]

Lowkey? You underestimate this

[visual stirrup]

This exchange occured in february 2023

[broken topaz]

Where you ever in a russian jail?

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah but your tickets to Khabarovsk are useless now

[visual stirrup]

lorewise, I'm still in Russia
in reality, I am in my office

[green schooner]

His location is public knowledge at this point and you somehow outdated

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-gif-13890949620129424116

[lunar brook]

at these coordinates:
183.23.453

[green schooner]

Fuck

I forgor

[uncut obsidian]

Just continue posting them

[green schooner]

It was mr fresh

[uncut obsidian]

Are you really gonna get stopped by embed failure

[green schooner]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

L

[visual stirrup]

I genuinely don't know how to make this simpler
he was in in Khabarovsk at the time
the stupid fucking joke wasn't outdated at the time

[green schooner]

who’s gonna click on a link

In 2024

[visual stirrup]

It was just normal cringe

[uncut obsidian]

If they won't, they'll read it

And imagine the gif in their mind

[green schooner]

ok Russian psyop

[uncut obsidian]

At this point posting embed fail gifs is even more devious as you're infiltrating their mind

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-3d-gif-6699609975204836605

ok

[visual stirrup]

The automod recognizes the skin tone filling the screen and thinks it's porn
that's the problem

[uncut obsidian]

What

What are you waffling about ski fucking

[visual stirrup]

Not automod, it's a discord feature

[uncut obsidian]

Falco stole his embed perms

[green schooner]

yeah lol

[uncut obsidian]

It's not automod

[broken topaz]

no perms

[green schooner]

Your German

[uncut obsidian]

It works

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[green schooner]

No more Taco Bell

I’m not bringing it now

[visual stirrup]

It could just be through tenor or something
hold on, I have another gif

[green schooner]

are you not understanding

falco took my perms away

[green schooner]

Billions must embed fail

Trillions even

[glad carbon]

bring it to me

[green schooner]

your not in Germany

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-hardpoint-tank-turned-on-turning-on-the-tank-wtf-bed-time-gif-20657801

Huh, it used to block this gif

It's a tank turret, y'all

It was when that bot, clyde, was on the server

[runic kernel]

Hi FuckinSki Hi Frog Hi Charon Hi cori

[green schooner]

hi monkey

[uncut obsidian]

hi bear

[glad carbon]

hi car

[green schooner]

Scavs here no way man

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-kitty-kitten-kitten-review-cat-gif-24030691

[slender rock]

Ivan, you awake

changing the damn names again

[dreamy flax]

:flag_bg: Bulgarian (български език)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

nebepisk proto karvele tu

[slender rock]

what the fuck this saying

I know it's insult

ah

"don't get mad, bitch"

or something

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted Hi Madi

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-blade-runner-gif-27204562

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[slender rock]

allo

low effort bait, using slang in a different langauge trying get a rise

lol

[hot python]

2.5K to 5K resolution AMD FSR upscaling setup which results in -50 Watt GPU usage, -5C GPU heat, and over +20 FPS on average?
Coming to a Linux Gamma guide near you soon™️ (The settings probably would work on Windows too but I have no idea)
Recorded with an AMD RX 6950XT and Intel i7 10700 processor
(large ass video file at 300mb since it's 4 mins long at 1440p, beware)
https://all-seer.com/home/shithosting/luigi/red forest at night.mp4
@boreal salmon @lunar brook

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Cartman

[hot python]

We are so back

[slender rock]

AGAIN with cartman

[slender rock]

NO

stop it

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-nice-pink-hat-pimp-mustache-gif-24084822

[slender rock]

fucking upload it on youtube or compress the thing down to a smaller size

bro

[hot python]

Just dont click it on it if you dont want to watch it

But its a showcase of 5k upscaling so youtube compression would annihilate it

[slender rock]

5k upscailing as if 4k wasn't enough

christ almighty

[hot python]

My monitor is 2.5k so it felt more natural to just double it hahah

[pastel quartz]

is there a noticeable quality decrease? i would assume not really if its a newer version of fsr right?

[slender rock]

Man enough is enough

how much do you need

[pastel quartz]

because the idea of more frames puts a smile on my face (:

[slender rock]

this man is cooked

[hot python]

No, the only issue I have seen is that it yassifies stalkers and sometimes has some issues with sharpness...

Im not kidding btw

[pastel quartz]

yassifies? like makes the glossy?

[slender rock]

Looksmaxing gonewild I guess?

[slender rock]

I hate it

[pastel quartz]

i kinda see what you mean

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Dynasty

[slender rock]

this bot.. i swear

[hot python]

Yeah these textures are pretty low res so they get smoothed out a lot

Otherwise it runs better, colder, and faster

[slender rock]

sin dude looks like he has cat eyes

am I seeing shit or

[pastel quartz]

do you think if i were to be playing with a mod that adds higher quality models that this wouldn't be a big issue?

[hot python]

I think he does

[slender rock]

sin's furries confirmed?

[pastel quartz]

wait so is this a mod i can get right now if i wanted to?

this seems pretty nice

[hot python]

No, it's just AMD upscaling in the drivers

[pastel quartz]

and what were the problems with sharpness?

[glad carbon]

nah u just trippin

[pastel quartz]

oh fuck wait does that mean it wont work with nvidia cards? fuuuuck

[hot python]

If you set it wrong it looks like this
But otherwise it's fine

[pastel quartz]

i got excited

[hot python]

Could work with nvidia

I use gamesense for it, just with the AMD flag

[slender rock]

WHO PUT DMT in my coffee

[pastel quartz]

oh nice then

[hot python]

No wait
Let me see

Gamescope, it's for DirectX-to-Vulkan but it's only for AMD and only on Linux
If you want to set it up on Windows, I don't know, but you can have the settings I used to look at if you find the technology there (keep in mind that a lot of these are entirely irrelevant on Windows though)

gamescope -w 2560 -h 1440 -W 5120 -H 2880 -F fsr --sharpness 20 -m 2 -r 60 --framerate-limit 60 -o 20 -b --hdr-enabled --hdr-itm-enable --hdr-sdr-content-nits 375 --hdr-itm-target-nits 375 --immediate-flips -- %command%

This was recorded without Reshade though for context, I can't run Reshade on my end lul

Translation into human terms:
Run at this, upscale into that (-w 2560 -h 1440 -W 5120 -H 2880)
Use AMD FSR (-F fsr)
Make the sharpening as small as possible (1 is the max level, 20 is least) (--sharpness 20)
Limit upscaling to 2x max the original resolution (-m 2)
60 fps framerate limit, but 20 when tabbed out (-r 60 --framerate-limit 60 -o 20)
Then just borderless and defining the brightness of my screen in lumens for SDR to HDR transforming

So it should hopefully not be too hard to convert these steps into Windows, or Nvidia on Windows @pastel quartz

[toxic sundial]

Simple gluhar tutorial, easy boss 2/10

[green schooner]

me af

[green schooner]

LOL

[uncut obsidian]

h-h-hell naw

[green schooner]

would love to respond with a video

but someoneeeee

removed it

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-gif-12939206850336259113

[toxic sundial]

also 37 second reserve tutorial

[green schooner]

great game

righ

also this isnt tarkov channel

[toxic sundial]

tragic

[green schooner]

bro did

EVERYTHING

wrong

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/toletole-cat-toletolecat-running-cat-gif-6875883084176462958

[toxic sundial]

whoever put the spawns in the game should get fired

[green schooner]

me af

[toxic sundial]

writing an angy email rn

[green schooner]

well

time to reclaim creek

[gilded blade]

can someone send the video of the weird black bird with the guy going damn in the background

[hot python]

Extremely loud

[gilded blade]

Thanks lad

[hot python]

and of course these

very important

[toxic sundial]

DAMNATION

[uncut obsidian]

helldivers discord server is something else

[green schooner]

true

im playing it rn

is fun

[gleaming grove]

damn

[green schooner]

I would post a sc of the mission im on but I forgot

again

[gleaming grove]

this brainfart channel is sometimes STALKER chat

[green schooner]

y

[gleaming grove]

go up

[gleaming grove]

they locked down server because people are being people?

[green schooner]

true

[uncut obsidian]

spitz is the literal defenition of reddit mod

[green schooner]

whos that

[uncut obsidian]

helldivers server mod

[green schooner]

lol

i just play the game

politics bore me

[uncut obsidian]

who pinged everyone to stop them from spamming F expecting that it'll actually stop them and not just awake more people

[oblique spire]

All i know is, bullets go in there and come out there and then go into the head of those stupid fucking bugs

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[gleaming grove]

how did this F spamming start?

bruh

[uncut obsidian]

servers crashed i guess

"can't behave like adults" said by someone who got mad at a single letter is wild

[crimson flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794185052640378930/1212225059830235146/bAvZ-bm8h-n1WSVb.mp4?ex=65f10f90&is=65de9a90&hm=a7a01ae19c78c7759850ec37a66dd7c368723a349ca2ea7d61f43be57a4cd193&

[uncut obsidian]

why he so kpop

[oblique spire]

I log on and we've been fucking pushed back again

https://tenor.com/view/insane-cat-gif-26602443

[green schooner]

yes

[oblique spire]

This guy is a gamer

I walk into his ship and he immediately salutes me

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-helldivers-helldivers2-chestbump-flag-gif-2708234001444907997

[green schooner]

Im fighting on pilov rn

i think thats how you spell it lmao

popli ix @oblique spire

[oblique spire]

ah

im fighting on the other vietnam

against the clankers

[green schooner]

which is

[oblique spire]

idk

thats why i said the other vietnam

bc idk the name

ill find it out after

[green schooner]

o

[tulip ravine]

Good morning brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

gm

[tulip ravine]

Madi stink

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1145894963616415871/1212234891241070632/29FF550E-6D6E-4AB8-AE35-A3A76271A7AC1.mov

[green schooner]

Good morning

and goodnight

[oblique spire]

THE BOYS

[tulip ravine]

Tf is this shit

[oblique spire]

@green schooner I no longer fuck with the ship

[green schooner]

lol what

[oblique spire]

I went afk after completing a mission

so i was still in the "return to ship" screen

when they started a mission

i clicked return

and i just got flung into space

[runic kernel]

Hi llama

[uncut obsidian]

that's not a llama that's a car

[pastel quartz]

God that game is goated, wish i had ppl to play it with though

[oblique spire]

ALO GATOO

[oblique spire]

all the others in that pic are randoms

and i had plenty of fun

just join random missions

[slender rock]

no braim

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040444450268254248/1168680374134653038/nofuckoff.gif

[pastel quartz]

Good morning

[uncut obsidian]

goon mooning

[pale ingot]

goonmaxxing

[oblique spire]

KIDDING

dont cry sponblebob

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069667540151844884/1108776320000860201/15placek.gif

[pastel quartz]

eating chese flavored biscuit for breakfast

[slender rock]

👀 madi stop it

bad madi

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Muscle

[slender rock]

k

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-hamsters-eating-cute-hamster-cute-gif-2699101254265325089

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-toyota-gazoo-racing-toyota-gr010-hybrid-fia-wec-1000milesofsebring-gif-14303708986538308340

TOYOTA COROLLA

Also Caddy > porsche shit box

we need a caddy W at Le Mans this year

redeem the yellow Caddy

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc82fmHpIY4

[glad carbon]

wtf is this brainrot

[crimson flame]

cant believe the red haired creature look and sound normal compared to the other one

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-glasses-zyzz-zyzz-pose-gif-26449511

[tidal trellis]

My man Zyzz

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Blue42

[tidal trellis]

True representation of masculinity

[glad carbon]

dude in the vid wishes he was zyzz

[pale ingot]

and

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Eddie

📚 eddie

The biggest gangsta around. One who has a [huge dick]. He's good looking, [buff as hell], and is a [thug].

[inland jackal]

Hm

[uncut obsidian]

both anime

[gleaming grove]

@uncut obsidian you are anime

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[pale ingot]

fuck

[dreamy flax]

📚 thug

As [Tupac] defined it, a thug is someone who is going through struggles, has gone through struggles, and continues to live [day by day] with nothing for them. That person is a thug. and the life they are living is the [thug life]. A thug is NOT a gangster. Look up gangster and gangsta. Not even CLOSE, my friend.

[gleaming grove]

You better fork those eddie out choom or you are about to be flatlined like other gonk

Ya dig?

[dreamy flax]

📚 gangsta

One who willfully promotes and participates in destructive and [self-serving] culture in an effort to project a particular image of 'toughness' or to make oneself intimidating. Willingness to blatantly and horrifically [misuse] English is a necessity, as is a low IQ and [sub-par] education (or at least the appearance thereof).

📚 gangster

Crip Lover [BK] 4 Life, [you are an IDIOT]. The first gangsters were not African-American, they were Italian. There are MILLIONS of white gangsters out there that aren't [wankstas] any more than your average Crip or Blood is.

[pale ingot]

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Rebecca1

📚 Rebecca

Rebecca is the sweetest [lil'] girl you'll ever meet. Don't let her [exterior] fool you though she's highly intelligent (she has a higher grade point average than you), extremely hilarious, gorgeous. Sometimes her sense of humor can lead her to come off as [wacky]... but she loves to have fun, make jokes, and she's always the life of the party.

[inland jackal]

Lil?

[pale ingot]

this guy is not chromed!!! regulat person-ass....

[dreamy flax]

📚 shingaling

One who is [smarter] than the [norm]. AKA [uber leet].

[gleaming grove]

Too bad choombag

[pale ingot]

gonk...!!!

[inland jackal]

Placide

[gleaming grove]

You better back off choom

[dreamy flax]

j.jei., your new nickname is Pianoman

[inland jackal]

Pianoman

[pale ingot]

i killed the entirety of the vdb

fuck em

KILL everyone and leave

[gleaming grove]

Ok

GTA4 Theme is god tier

[inland jackal]

Classic new vegas mentality

Killing everyone cause u can

[pale ingot]

they tried to kill me once i hit back

[inland jackal]

I kill whatever wants to kill me

[dreamy flax]

📚 pianoman

A nickname given to that weird guy who is just insanely good on [the piano] who despite his [weirdness] is capable of bringing men to tears and women to orgasm through his playing. Derived from the the [Billy Joel] song of the same name.

[pale ingot]

exactly

they wanted to flatline my ass i zeroed their whole family

[inland jackal]

Just family?

I zero whole block

[green schooner]

@pale ingot someone made acron cop video

in gmod

[pale ingot]

ik

[green schooner]

me fr

[pale ingot]

i seen

[green schooner]

so mean

anyways gn

[inland jackal]

Morning

[pale ingot]

goonmode

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Pantie

[green schooner]

I’m going to goon all over you

Like drake

[pale ingot]

pantaloon

[dreamy flax]

📚 panties

[the greatest word] in [the English] [langauge].

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-uptempo-zyzz-fist-bump-gif-25235668

[eager igloo]

Good morning vietnam

And the rest just gm I guess

[robust cove]

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM

[inland jackal]

Good morning night city

Today i have subject software engineering

[pale ingot]

do u think bd addicts have gooncaves with porn BDs

[inland jackal]

Yes

[pale ingot]

[inland jackal]

I saw a bd addict in dogtown

[pale ingot]

what did brah do

[inland jackal]

Power went out then the choom kinda thought he was the lady from the bd

I forgor name

[pale ingot]

bro started tweaking

[inland jackal]

Fellas name was Tool

[pale ingot]

bro was playing with his tool then thought he became a woman

[eager igloo]

Tf is bd

[inland jackal]

Braindance

Aka vr porn

[pale ingot]

braindance
cyberpunk2077 thing

[inland jackal]

Real

[pale ingot]

only most of it is that

[inland jackal]

Its vr but you actually feel whats happening

I think

[pale ingot]

yeah

[eager igloo]

That thing you insert in your brain

[pale ingot]

well more like recordings

[eager igloo]

Got it

[pale ingot]

and you feel what the person was feeling

[river zealot]

I awoke

And i am very fucking sleepy

[inland jackal]

No theres a bd set

Kinda like vr set

But shines light at you

[pale ingot]

the retardificator

[inland jackal]

Gets flashbanged every time

[pale ingot]

(bd wreathe)

[inland jackal]

Ham i hate scavs

[pale ingot]

cyberpunk scavs?

[inland jackal]

What other scavs are there

[pale ingot]

urmm

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Oberon

📚 oberon

A [michigan] [brew] [damn good] shit

[pale ingot]

booberon

[dreamy flax]

📚 Zamn

Zamn 😍

[pale ingot]

ZAMNNNN

[dreamy flax]

📚 damn

One of those words you can use in any situation. In any conversation AT ALL, you can just pop in and say "damn," and people will know exactly what you're talking about.

1. An expression of dismay.
2. An expression of awe.
3. "Giving a damn", the act of caring about something.
4. The act of condemning someone, most often to hell or an equivalent place.
5. "Damn you", a verbal middle finger equivalent to "go to hell".
6. An expression of surprise.
7. "Damn well", a sort of [sentence enhancer], most often used with the word "better".
8. An adjective you [can stick] before phrases like "near" and "close to" to raise [the sentence's] severity.
9. An exclamation interchangeable with "Wow".
10. An adjective you can stick in front of absolutely any noun to add a feeling of stigma to your sentence.

[inland jackal]

Damn

[dreamy flax]

📚 fuck

The only fucking [word that] can be put [everyfuckingwhere] and still fucking make fucking [sense].

📚 jebote

It is NOT fuck you.
its FUCK.

[Jebise] is FUCK YOU in serbian.

[vazi] [brate]? aj caoos!

[eager igloo]

Just found about siege of Vraks... damn that shit sucks man

[inland jackal]

Wha

[pale ingot]

aka the most fucking versafuckingtile word in the fucking english fucking dictionary

[oblique spire]

She helldive on my terminid till i orbital precision strike

[inland jackal]

I fucking wonder

[dreamy flax]

📚 wese

A [white person] who tries to act mexican. For those of you who don't get it; [mexicans] commonly call themselves [ese's], white people can't call mexicans this.

[inland jackal]

You forgor li

[eager igloo]

Damn

[pale ingot]

gma balls

[inland jackal]

Whats balls

[eager igloo]

Steve Jobs

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

📚 Jaje

[Croatian] word [meaning] [egg]

📚 big boobs

big [melons]/[HUGE] [TITTAYS]!

[inland jackal]

CROATIAN??

[eager igloo]

Tittays

[dreamy flax]

📚 Zingle

A tasty snack comprised of a [Zinger] (usually chocolate) [sandwiched] between two [Pringles] (usually plain).

[inland jackal]

If its croatian, its latin letters

But if its latin letters it doesn't mean its croatian

[pale ingot]

im tire

[dreamy flax]

📚 dad

The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a [shitty father], then [go ahead and] bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's [self esteem], you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"

[pale ingot]

3 hr slepe

[dreamy flax]

📚 kurwa

There are 3 main meanings for the polish word kurwa:

1. literally a whore, prostitute
2. a highly offensive term for a woman
3. used as world "fuck" in [English language].
   Sometimes its also used instead of a [comma] (of course I mean in the speech - it gives [time to think] about next words and makes the speech/sentence more emotional)

[inland jackal]

Theres 3, shows 2

Refuses to elaborate

[pale ingot]

kurwa is the most versatile polish word

[dreamy flax]

📚 define

To [explain] [what a] [word] means.

📚 Wasser

[Deutsch] for "[water]"

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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📚 zoinkers

zoinkers means

1. to go wild, crazy, nuts. (synonyms - [bonkers])
2. exclamation for shock. (synonyms - OMG!!)
3. being [suprised] for something which is annoying (synonyms - [arghhh])
4. replacement for dammit (synonyms - dang)

[inland jackal]

Hm

[dreamy flax]

📚 😉

😉 means they [wanna] [get down] or they just wanna have a [Lil] fun ?

[inland jackal]

Emojis work

[dreamy flax]

📚 Gurger

Gurger means a [sloppy vagina]. IT comes from the word [regurgitate]" which means to throw up. WHen you taste this sloppy vagina, you regurgitate because it is [so nasty]. Therefor a sloppy vagina=A Gurger.

[pale ingot]

[inland jackal]

Opens another dimension to urban dictionary

[pale ingot]

gotta hate hitting the sexual definitions

[dreamy flax]

📚 🚽

A [toilet]. You got [one of those] in your [houses], right?!?

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

📚 🫃

[Proof] that there’s [no hope] left in [humanity]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

📚 peen

[short] for [penis]

[pale ingot]

peen

[dreamy flax]

📚 weewee

[the thing] that [peepee] comes out of

[pale ingot]

u got a small peen

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[pale ingot]

it does not infact have definitions for every emoji

[dreamy flax]

📚 🧌

use this if somebody says [something weird] or [sum] [dumb shit]

📚 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😉😗😙😚😘🥰😍🤩🥳🙃🙂🥲😊☺️😌😏😴😪🤤😋😛😝😜🤪🥴😔🥺😬😑😐😶🤐🤫🤫🤭🥱🤗😱🤨🧐😒🙄😤😠😡🤬😞😓😟😥😢☹️🙁😕😰😨😧😦😮😯😲😳🤯😖😣😩😫😵🥶🥵🤢🤮🤧🤒🤕😷🤥😇🤠🤑🤓😎🥸🤡😈👿👻🎃💩🤖👽👾🌛🌜🌚🌝🌞☠️👹👺🔥💯💫⭐🌟✨💥💨💦💤🕳️🎉🙈🙉🙊😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💟♥️❣️💔💋🫂👥👤🗣️👣🧠🫀🫁🩸🦠🦷🦴💀👀👁️👄👅👃👂🦻🦶🦵🦿🦾💪👏👍👎🙌👐🤲🤝🤜🤛✊👊👋🤚🖐️✋🖖🤟🤘✌️🤞🤙🤌🤏👌👉👈☝️✌️🤞🤙🤌🤏👌👉👈☝️👆👇🖕✍️🤳🙏💅

[literally] every [smileys] & [emotions]

[inland jackal]

What the

[dreamy flax]

📚 Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog

Basically the thing that comes out whenever you [copy and paste] the [upper] [tab] of the Urban Dictionary site.

[inland jackal]

All i did was enter 🙈🙉🙊

[pale ingot]

i only posted the 🎓

[river robin]

Insomnia

[dreamy flax]

📚 RyRy

A pet name derived from the proper name Ryan. Usually reserved for use by Mothers, Girlfriends, and Guys who use a false [high pitch] voice and pretend to be either a) [A Ryan's] Mom b) A Ryan's girlfriend c) A woman with a high pitched annoying voice who is tormenting A Ryan to do something that is testing his manhood
Most [Ryan's] would prefer that the term RyRy was never used, those Ryan's that disagree usually have emotional disorders, or worse, acne

[river robin]

Insomnia insomnia insomnia

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[river robin]

Insomnia insomnia insomnia Insomnia insomnia insomnia

[dreamy flax]

📚 Sloppy toppy

When a girl is [sucking]
And then she drools on [the dick]
[Yerrr]

[pale ingot]

Yerrrr

[dreamy flax]

📚 🔥

[Smokin' hot].

📚 🍆

[Teens] use it as [a dick] in a [text message]

[inland jackal]

Interesting

[dreamy flax]

📚 🕴️

[The best] [substitute] for an [exclamation point].

📚 🥯

when your friends won’t shut up you send a [bagel] [emoji] as an aggressive way to [tell them] to stfu

[pale ingot]

[dreamy flax]

📚 ♻️

What [everyone] should be doing

[inland jackal]

Real

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Blizzard

[inland jackal]

Oh naw i own overwatch

[dreamy flax]

📚 🤪

Like “[ooh]”

Kinda like a [mood] (horny or [in the mood] to play 🤪)

[pale ingot]

Freak fr mood

[dreamy flax]

📚 🙃

1. You're hiding your pain behind a smile
2. [Representing] a sense [silliness] or goofiness
3. Used as an [ambiguous] emotion, such as joking or sarcasm

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[pale ingot]

1984

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

📚 meat

1. The [male sex organ]
2. A [substitution] for any other noun verb or [adjective]

📚 🖕

[Means] [fuck you]

📚 bag

to "get" a guy/girl, as in to [hook up with], [go out] with, make one's own. it is more common for a guy [to bag] a girl.

📚 Good Morning

The king of [oxymorons]. Good [mornings] don't exist to many [citizens] of the world. EVER.

[hot snow]

they do to me

[inland jackal]

Good heavens

[hot snow]

and hopefully for everyone reading this

[dreamy flax]

📚 goggin

[a beast], or someone who is [extremely] [awesome]

📚 😶

[Speechless], [or not] wanting to [talk].

[hot snow]

I'm goggin fr

[prisma quiver]

Im moggin fr

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[river robin]

Urban is gonna get disabled due to spam

[dreamy flax]

📚 Mogger

Someone who [mogs] [on the reg]. [Stoic] and possessing many physical attributes considered attractive.

[river robin]

Just like the meme command was

[inland jackal]

Its funni

[prisma quiver]

Thats me

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Bart

[inland jackal]

Bart

[gleaming grove]

Russian brainfart

English brainfart is cooler

[gleaming grove]

English brainfart

[river zealot]

@stone blade look at creature

@grizzled meadow hey 🅱️alco

[robust cove]

Tag gok next

[steel bone]

[eager igloo]

Fucking cumin

[river zealot]

Hey myshinka

[eager igloo]

Alo

[lyric horizon]

Jesus fucking christ

💀

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

I won't be surprised if its a Swedish picture

[lyric horizon]

No, down syndrome on pizza doesnt exist

[river zealot]

[lyric horizon]

Down syndrome on pizza:

[eager igloo]

I wanted to add a little cumin and it kinda spilled out of packet

[river zealot]

Sweds are weird like dat

[eager igloo]

Now I taste only cumin

[lyric horizon]

A little what

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

cumin what

[lunar brook]

whos cumin

[lyric horizon]

Cumin pussy

[lunar brook]

any cumers in the chat

[eager igloo]

Fucking

[glad carbon]

cumers vs jelqers

[eager igloo]

Eh

[lyric horizon]

I only cumin side your mom

[river zealot]

Hey Collider

[lunar brook]

Hello Manure

[lyric horizon]

Jelper Humpscare

Scary alert

[eager igloo]

I thought brazillians are experts when it comes to pizza-like monstrocities

[lunar brook]

SoundTrackJoever

[lyric horizon]

Were so Jostaback

[river zealot]

Yeah sweds eat their pizza with bananas

And they think its fine

[lunar brook]

from behind

the infinite-use joke

now its infinity-1 joke

joever

https://tenor.com/view/snapcube-eggman-gif-23877695

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/elizabeth-persona-3-reload-elizabeth-p3r-elizabeth-persona-3-reload-elizabeth-persona-3-gif-1497114469021618657

[gleaming grove]

Imagine going to a company

[lunar brook]

why is she saluting the sun

4 times

[gleaming grove]

Boss: alright whats your point of contact

Me: [e-mail]

[fading shuttle]

she really likes dark souls

[river zealot]

Had a dream where Madi had his mod back

[lunar brook]

how dark

[river zealot]

[fading shuttle]

nightmare

[gleaming grove]

If I get a coin for whenever a cat turns into a car

I would get one

I mean not even the coin is the point but how the hell a cat turns into a car

[lunar brook]

“which makes morganas explanation of why its possible in the first place invalid” is the joke you should have went with

[gleaming grove]

I dont play Persona 5

I only know about it

[eager igloo]

He posts thigh high vids on tiktok already so it's not far off

[lunar brook]

It is explained that the cat can do it in le other dimension because the mental idea of cats being cars is widespread

[gleaming grove]

What the duck

How and why

[lyric horizon]

Whats persona

[gleaming grove]

People think of the idea of cats being cars

[lyric horizon]

What is it about

[gleaming grove]

Game takes place in Detroit

[lyric horizon]

Go on

[gleaming grove]

Its about random person with a thing called Persona

Aka jojo stands

They do something

Idk

[fading shuttle]

bus cat from "my neighbour totoro" studio ghibli movie, thats why

[lyric horizon]

I didnt watch jojo

[gleaming grove]

You should

Its a very quick guide to introduce you to homosexuality

[eager igloo]

So a bussy

[lyric horizon]

The only anime i watched was edgerunners and some pokemón

[gleaming grove]

So

Get away

Another way that makes me feel like I didn't have to stop to know and let yourself go

[lyric horizon]

Homo sex scene fighting cartoon?

[gleaming grove]

No sex scene

Just a lot of buffed dudes

And a homo vampire

[lyric horizon]

Homo sex scene fighting cartoon

[fading shuttle]

i tried to watch jojo and didnt like it, but i like baki

[gleaming grove]

Baki

You have so many things that made no sense in Baki i swear to god

[lyric horizon]

Baki < Rocky

[gleaming grove]

You have schizo fighting

You have invisible food

[fading shuttle]

baki is better than jojo by a mile

[gleaming grove]

Some dude imagined he has more bones than he should

Barack Obama

Etc etc

[eager igloo]

Idk jojo got way too popular, now it's just annoying

[lyric horizon]

The fuck are "jojo reference"s?

[gleaming grove]

Basically everything

Ever since Jojo part 7, Jesus Christ himself is confirmed to be a Jojo

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/biscuit-oliva-black-buff-guy-100percent-muscle-big-black-muscle-guy-gif-24052107

obamer

[gleaming grove]

Oh no

Theres actual Obama in there

But damn

Everyone is on steroid

Maybe too much

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-baki-hanma-netflix-ogre-anime-gif-17317987594888449408

[gleaming grove]

Pretty sure there is president bush in it too

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-avdol-lewd-nsfw-gif-19505412

[high meteor]

oh damn we baki postin rn?

[gleaming grove]

Nice

[high meteor]

im just gonna ignore the gif above me

[glad carbon]

[lyric horizon]

I want to see buff bin laden

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-rero-lero-jojo-rero-rero-lero-lero-jjba-gif-14405506

[lyric horizon]

DAMN

Is this jojo or baki

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-yujiro-baki-hanma-son-of-ogre-nunchaku-gif-18424274762740448252

[gleaming grove]

Damn why so many people overreacting to that gif

[high meteor]

jojo

[gleaming grove]

That is a normal family friendly scene

[lyric horizon]

Jojo be fuvking

[eager igloo]

Taken out of context

[lyric horizon]

So sex is a jojo reference?

[gleaming grove]

Jojo has context?

[gleaming grove]

Anything you can think of is Jojo reference

[lyric horizon]

Yerba mate tea

[gleaming grove]

Jojo reference

[fading shuttle]

jojo reference meme is not funny

[lyric horizon]

i think so too

[gleaming grove]

A priest sleeps with a homo vampire?

Also Jojo reference

[eager igloo]

The context:

[lyric horizon]

Yea, a prie- what

[gleaming grove]

A priest sleeps with a homo vampire

[lyric horizon]

I aint watching jojo

Antichrist

[gleaming grove]

Told you

[gleaming grove]

Every second can be taken out of context

And even with context its still out of context

[eager igloo]

Also Araki definitely knows what a child looks like

[lyric horizon]

Why a mushroom

Out of all things

[gleaming grove]

Is this Jojo part 9

[lyric horizon]

Moushrewm

[eager igloo]

Part 7

[gleaming grove]

Oh yeh

Nvm

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809

[gleaming grove]

I still found it funny how 4 dude decided to go to Egypt

Found a French person

To fight a British man

Oh yeh

[eager igloo]

He goes on about how he couldn't know if it's edible, but it has nothing to do with literally anything happening

[gleaming grove]

And a french bulldog that somehow has stand

[river robin]

Pic relevant

[fading shuttle]

so true ryry

[eager igloo]

I usually hate on jojo, but I got bored

And I have funny screenshots

[gleaming grove]

I tried to read Jojo after part 7

[river robin]

Excuses excuses

[gleaming grove]

But I don't understand shit

[eager igloo]

And also now I know it annoys ryry, so Im gonna continue

Fuck you ryry

[fading shuttle]

ryry is the last based man in a channel of cringe

[eager igloo]

I ran out

But I have many many more screens from love is war manga

[fading shuttle]

yooo

are those vtubers

[high meteor]

oh no

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-hololive-inugami-korone-smile-dancing-gif-17703887

[high meteor]

ALEX

SPAWN THEM

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/inugami-korone-vtuber-sleepy-cat-bed-cute-gif-21655785

[eager igloo]

Alex's room

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-buffering-inugami-korone-loading-processing-paused-gif-25205209

https://tenor.com/view/watame-yogurt-cap-drunk-watame-hololive-vrchat-gif-26163798

[river robin]

Alex is spamming vtubers again.

[tidal trellis]

When doesn't he

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-koseki-bijou-sad-biboo-gif-14494683403148426742

[river robin]

Shhhhh shhhh shut the fuck up
You want to stop talking shhhh

[high meteor]

alex i think they want more

[tidal trellis]

Who r u?

[river robin]

“Who are you” 🤓

[tidal trellis]

Oh hey, love is war

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/nekomata-okayu-sus-okayu-look-anime-gif-16819148753809577075

[river robin]

I sometimes wonder if you have these favorited or not

[high meteor]

you know his ass does

[river robin]

Then I realize I kinda don’t care

[fading shuttle]

no

[high meteor]

wait fr?