#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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Cock minded

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LMAO WHAT

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they unite under one power

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yeah no shit man

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when you think with your cock, literally

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πŸ“š literally me

a "literally me character" is a character in which filmbros identify, some examples of literally me characters are:
Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, [Ryan Gosling in Drive], [Tyler Durden] in Fight Club
if a [filmbro] tells you that he really is like one of these characters RUN

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Uhh

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πŸ“š Ryan Gosling

Only one of the hottest guys alive. Seen in Young Hercules, [Breaker High], Murder by Numbers, Remember [the Titans], [The Notebook].

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Prostate cancer

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buss cancer

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madirexx, your new nickname is Contact

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πŸ“š Ana de Armas

[ryan gosling's] [perfectly] designed [hologram] wife with bad movie takes

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all.seer, your new nickname is Ooooo

hot python
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guys...

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dont add a B to the start of my nickname...

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πŸ“š school

place were you spend first [18 years] [of life] [taking it up the ass]

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memeg7837, your new nickname is Dougie

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18?

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hamma__, your new nickname is Winger

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madirexx, your new nickname is Lucas1

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πŸ“š limp biscuit

Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat [digestive]). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto [the biscuit]. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the [soggy biscuit].

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Madi can relate

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πŸ“š limp bizkit

A rap metal band which is either extremely loved by its fans, or is extremely hated by metal fans who don't believe rap and metal should blend. [The only rule] about [Limp Bizkit] is you either love them [oir] hate them.

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Russian flashbang was funny

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πŸ“š primus

amazing bass guitar-driven band led by [Les Claypool]. other members are Larry "[Ler]" [LaLonde] on guitar and Tim "Herb" Alexander on drums. go listen to em! now! youll get hooked!

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πŸ“š Ruski

Definition: Slang for [russian].

([not racist] because [russians] are not a race)

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πŸ“š Dacia

Usually a girls name who is beautiful,quiet,smart and usually sassy. She [see's] things as they are and has a [I don't care] type of attitude even though she really [does care].

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πŸ“š Toyota Hilux

The Toyota Hilux is the [toughest] and most [dependable] vehicle on the road; just ask [Top Gear]

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πŸ“š poland

Wonderful country in [eastern Europe]. [Good food] also. Some of the most intelligent people I know are from poland. [Very nice] country.

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πŸ“š Dracy

Sister of Draco Malfoy
Made up by a roleplayer.
Known to be a yandere, weirdo, [creepy girl] and most importantly [Todoroki's] girlfriend in certain [AU's].

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hamma__, your new nickname is Bumble

pale ingot
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fake

hot snow
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not what I said

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madirexx, your new nickname is Harper

hot python
# dreamy flax hamma__, your new nickname is **Bumble**

I own none of this and the video is not monetized by me. All rights go to the original owners.

Title: Bumble Bee
Artist: Bambee
Album: On Ice
Release Year: 2001
Copyright: Music 4me


Keep in mind that these get squashed on YouTube. If you want a truly HQ version of a song: buy it on CD, vinyl, digitally, or stream i...

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πŸ“š Harper

She is the person who always smiles and [lights up] a room she makes people happy and can be funny she is intelligent and is very smart. You are lucky if you know someone names Harper. She is beautiful and is like a goddess. She will [stand up] [for what's] right. She may be offending at first but she comes around.

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A my name is so scary now wtf...

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πŸ“š urban

City-like. From the [Latin] word "[urbs]", which means "[city]".

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πŸ“š cockatiel

An intelligent member of [the parrot] family that is very affectionate and can learn to talk and [whistle] tunes. If they are left in their [cage] all the time they become depressed and pretty nasty. However, if they are interacted with on a daily basis and fed a varied diet they can brighten your life for 20 years or more.

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πŸ“š jelqing

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have [come forward] to show the actual results.
[The Academy] of [Jelqing] in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who [jelq] each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that [the Academy] classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the [flying jizz] shots!

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πŸ“š russian flashbang

When you cum in [a girl's] eyes and [slap] her [ears] simultaneously

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Female

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I mean

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πŸ“š urban dictionary

A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of [cynical] quasi-intellectualism.

It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and [dismissed], laughed at and [revered].

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πŸ“š Magpie

Someone who hangs at the train station or [bus stop] or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or [pocket lint]. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.

Called [magpies] because if they have gotten it once, they'll expect it again, and again, regardless of who it is.

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πŸ“š Monster Energy

The official drink of [tools], [douche bags], and [white trash].

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πŸ“š creampie

[Internal] [cum shot]; Act of ejaculating inside pussy or asshole. Also the moment after the [internal] ejaculation, when the cum [drips] out.

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πŸ“š White Claw

The ultimate alcoholic [party drink] that emerged in 2019. [White claw] has become the new addiction to underage kids and college students for being so low in [calories]. Drank most commonly by white boys who’s fathers are lawyers.

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Any lawyer father havers in the chat rn?

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πŸ“š fatherless

An adjective describing someone who is highly [inconsiderate]. This does NOT mean that people without fathers are jerks; it's [just a word] for someone who wasn't properly [disciplined] as a child.

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πŸ“š fisting

the act or art of putting a fist in an ass or [vigina], very popular practice among more evolved(kinky)[gays]. requires great care and huge amounts of [lubrication]

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πŸ“š racism

[Pure] [Bullshit].

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what does that mean

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damn, alexflipnote is gai

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πŸ“š moderate

  1. a sane person;
  2. someone with a political belief that sits between the two extremes of liberal and conservative, usually combining aspects of both (example: liberal on social issues yet conservative on economic issues);
  3. someone who seeks [compromise] on political issues and as such gets insulted by the two extremes who just don't get the idea that this form of government survives by compromise;
  4. someone whose political beliefs seem quiet and mild, and as such always ignored by the media, which seeks out people from the [screechy] Left and [shrill] Right because they make for better sound bites.
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πŸ“š straight

Can be used as an [adverb] or adjective to [signify] [emphasis].

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πŸ“š AlexFlipnote

The guy who made [xelA], which could be the perfect [bot] for Discord, except for the fact that it is private...
I guess he's gonna defeat [Mee6] at some point.

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πŸ“š AlexFlipnote

The guy who made [xelA], which could be the perfect [bot] for Discord, except for the fact that it is private...
I guess he's gonna defeat [Mee6] at some point.

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πŸ“š Hazbin Hotel

Hazbin Hotel: the most kid friendly show in existence.

As of right now, there is only a single episode ([being the pilot]) created by [Vivziepop], an experienced animator on YouTube. The episode follows Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she- okay no who am I kidding. If you want an actual summary, take a look at Wikipedia or watch the episode yourself.

Okay, so, we follow this girl named Charlie as she makes friends with a creepy deer guy who needs to brush his teeth, a cute little cyclops girl who is most definitely gonna kill someone, a bipedal alcoholic cat, and a mobster spider pornstar that fucks guys for a living. Oh yeah and there's also [Vaggie]. I love her but she's a bitch.

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madirexx, your new nickname is Matt

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πŸ“š discord moderators

the second sub-species [based off of] the [homo sapiens] [species]

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πŸ“š Reddit moderator

Someone who removes your [reddit] posts for [no reason] [whatsoever]

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πŸ“š waffle

Like a [pancake with syrup] [traps].

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πŸ“š UwU

The UwU is the mark of the [UwU Cult], which has devastated many cities. The most common usage of UwU is by furries, who dominate the [Anti-Gamer] community, as well as the [UwU cult]. They show of the UwU mark to mate. However, never confuse the UwU cult and the OwO clan, as they are rivals.

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πŸ“š Ray William Johnson

An ugly looking troll creature that is 4'8 and reviews OTHER people's viral videos on Youtube so he can make a large profit. He steals other people's funny videos and makes terrible jokes about them that he repeats every video. This lonely troll also has a second channel that follows his [scripted] life around [L.A]. In these videos he has a guy (supposedly his friend) that has a job to laugh at all his lame jokes. He also hires [vapid] women to follow him around so he can get more views from YouTube [perverts].

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πŸ“š Sloppy toppy

When a girl is [sucking]
And then she drools on [the dick]
[Yerrr]

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Shame on you

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Yerrr

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Yerr

hot python
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[Yerrr]

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πŸ“š josta

The best soft drink in the history of the world. [Pepsi's] [short-lived] venture [into the field] of making a soda that's actually GOOD was a tasty, guarana-filled fruit delicacy.

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πŸ“š Max Stirner

Johann Kaspar Schmidt ([25 October] 1806 – [26 June] 1856), better known as Max Stirner, was a German philosopher who is often seen as one of the forerunners of nihilism, existentialism, psychoanalytic theory, postmodernism and [individualist anarchism].89

Stirner's main work The Ego and Its Own (German: Der Einzige und sein Eigentum; meaningfully translated as The Individual and his Property, literally as The Unique and His Property) was first published in 1845 in Leipzig and has since appeared in numerous editions and translations.

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YER HER YERRR

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Buh

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Buu

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Buh

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huh

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ok we do not do that

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Bruh

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πŸ“š 1984

A book written by George [Orwell] in [1948], the title is simply derived from flipping the last 2 digits of the year it was written (1948/1984) and has nothing to do with when it is all supposed to take place. The book is mostly used to show the governments ability to control what you think simply by simplifying language. For example instead of bad there is only [ungood]. This stops society from thinking and only obeys what the government wants it to. And if you pay attention to the evening news you may notice this slowly happening when they talk about things and you have no idea what they mean.

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you're gonna end up like madi

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madirexx, your new nickname is Myxworld

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πŸ“š Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a [ban] or [mute] in a forum site or [online chat].

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πŸ“š iedi

This person is [my bestfriend], [Kiedis] If you take the first and last [letter] of there name it turns into iedi.

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πŸ“š tarkoved

To get killed or fucked within the game [tarkov] by one of [the many] many [bugs] within the game

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πŸ“š Escape from Tarkov

A video game that will make you lose your life.
Escape from Tarkov ([EfT] for short) is the most realistic and hardcore survival FPS right now. Developed and Published by Russian company Battlestate Games.

If you die, you'll lose everything you have equipped. So you play in [constant fear] of getting killed by enemies.

The environment and maps are highly detailed that they look like almost real life locations.
Guns have realistic and highly detailed models, [reloading] animations and sounds. Also it has satisfying eating and drinking animations.

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Who wants some fitting brainfart music

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Music to relax and shitpost to

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πŸ“š Gamma

  1. [A Woman] of [Distinction]
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πŸ“š Penis Music

Music that you know is bad and shouldn’t be listened to / enjoyed, but [triggers] the uncontrollable [instinct] of wanting to dance and [jam out] to it anyway

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A woman of Distinction modpack

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πŸ“š grok

Taken from the book 'Stranger in a Strange Land,' literally meaning ['to] drink' but taken to mean 'understanding.' Often used by programmers and other [assorted] [geeks].

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madirexx, your new nickname is Manager

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It's me

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Yoo

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Gamma.

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fuck same idea

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πŸ“š gigantic tager

  1. One of Iron [Tager's] (a character from [Blazblue]: Calamity Trigger) battle cries.

  2. [The best word ever] to replace/censor the word "penis."

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Any Karens here

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πŸ“š Falco

Great Austrian singer. His most important song was "[Amadeus]", which was the first rap song and the first song in German language EVER to top the US billboard charts. Other famous songs are "Jeannie", "[Amerika]" and "[Der Kommissar]" ("Can't turn around"). The latter was turned into "Don't touch this" by US rapper MC Hammer.
Falco died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 1998.

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Damn

hot snow
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so he was Austrian all along

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Poor falco

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πŸ“š Slurp

[Sucking] [on something]

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Falco is austrian confirmed

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FALCO DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT

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IN 1998

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real

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no guys

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Falco is swedish

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πŸ“š syno

An ambulatory [meat sack] with the [vague] [outward] appearance of a human.

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πŸ“š Brainfart

A [spontaneous] stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of [train of thought] and saying something [fantastically] stupid without realising it.

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πŸ“š shlurp

To drink directly from a [faucet], [hose], or [water fountain] is a noisy, sucking method.

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πŸ“š syno

An ambulatory [meat sack] with the [vague] [outward] appearance of a human.

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No he's reincarnation of Franz-Josef

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This is him preparing to 1984 somoene

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@river zealot gigachadhandshake

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πŸ“š hoe

[A garden tool] [similar] to a [rake].

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πŸ“š llama

This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual [llama's] mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.

Coming from the song: "Don't Wanna Trust a [Llama]" REMIX by [Chynaman] feat. Savage

www.myspace.com/djchynaman

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what the fuck

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who let xela cook

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πŸ“š Vinesauce Joel

A Swedish streamer whos [most known] jokes are of a [bootleg] videogame of Mario, and screaming "louter, [pee pee poo poo], and other beautiful Swedish words.

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πŸ“š Ebony

The definition of a [dark skin] tone. Ebony people are also referred to as black or colored. The word derives from the dark [hardwood] native to southern India and [Sri Lanka].

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madirexx, your new nickname is Gggggggg

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ay

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Gggggggg

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πŸ“š Skinwalker

North-American [cryptid].
Often described as being a tall, skinny humanoid with elongated limbs and smelling of decay and/or [copper].
Known to be extremely fast, [agile], resilient, and most of all dangerous. They are also known to be able to mimic
voices and speech patterns to an extent.

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G

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πŸ“š Ggggggg

You decided to [type a] [bunch] of [g’s] to see if there is a there is a definition for it/ or your cold

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πŸ“š panties

[the greatest word] in [the English] [langauge].

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it didn't say that when I tried ooooooo or qqqqqqqq though

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Manboobs

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πŸ“š manboobs

Contrary to [popular belief], not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of [estrogen] then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of [evry] male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.

But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.

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πŸ“š manboobs

Contrary to [popular belief], not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of [estrogen] then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of [evry] male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.

But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.

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Same braincell

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fuck the ukrainian got me

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Fucking one shared braincell

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we lost

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Same manboob curiosity

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madirexx, your new nickname is Thelma

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πŸ“š hickey

A usually dark-colored skin mark left on any part of [the body] after [having it] [sucked] for a long period of time.

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πŸ“š Thelma

Nurturer, Caregiver. Stubborn at times and strong-willed. Likely to hurt one's feelings if unprepared for [brutal honesty] but well-intentioned and loving. Loves to laugh but because of past hurts may mask her tenderness by putting up a wall. Once you [crack her] shell she's a kitty cat. [Thelma's] have a wild side as well - get to know one...

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πŸ“š Jeff

a fabulous name, anyone who [has it] should be proud, spontaneous ([good in bed]) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few [UNLUCKY Jeff's] out there)

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memeg7837, your new nickname is Choice

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i can finally mute madirex now

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πŸ“š doohickey

[Kawasaki] [KLR] 650 counterbalancer [idler] shaft adjustment lever

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ok

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πŸ“š thingamajig

can [refer] to anything at any [point] in time when you can think of the [objects] name.

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Even men are growing boobs and Im not, it's not fair

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πŸ“š two in the pink one in the stink

index and middle finger in [the puss], and [pinkie] [in the brown] hole. Also known as two in the town one in the brown, two in the city one in the shitty, and two in the grass one in the ass.

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πŸ“š Gadgets and Gizmos

A store found in malls with some cool things such as [Juke] Boxs, [Slot Machines], and other stuff, but really makes its buisness selling Bowls, Bongs, and Pipes to [15 year old] kids.

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it has to be there... trying every tense...

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πŸ“š GrΓ₯trunka

[Gr]Γ₯trunka is [the Swedish] term for 'Cryjerking', which is an activity that you can perform when you feel utterly depressed.
For example, after being dumped by your Girlfriend.

GrΓ₯[trunk] is when you are masturbating while crying.
It is not know why people GrΓ₯trunkar, most probably is that they are trying to ease the pain of the break-up.
Masturbation usually leads to ejaculation, which in this activity usually leads to more crying (and therefore more GrΓ₯trunk).

GrΓ₯trunk is also commonly performed after being rejected by the other sex.
For example, after being denied 'happy time' with the hot girl at the party last weekend.

[The activity] is commonly performed in the shower while listening to music that makes you even more depressed.
One of the requirements for GrΓ₯trunk is that you are actually crying.
In Sweden, where [the activity] has many performers every day, The music Group Kent is the most used for GrΓ₯trunk.

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madirexx, your new nickname is Perkins

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There we go

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actually no that was for smth else

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πŸ“š Perkins

Perkins is the name given for [a Mack], [Gigalo], Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.

A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's [Perkin'] his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!

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Scurvy

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πŸ“š A Pelo!

[A Pelo] has one meaning, but the most [important] and unique is to

β€œenjoy [the moment]”.

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πŸ“š pineapple

A word [Urban Dictionary] makes me [feel bad] for [looking up] its definition

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πŸ“š Sidorovich

A major character in [s.t.a.l.k.e.r]., shadow of [Chernobyl]. He is the first npc you interact with, and the first trader, giving him [god status] among new players

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Sidorovich has [god status]

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I hear if you do copious amounts of drugs as a dude you will grow man boobs

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πŸ“š Romania

A beautiful country which [features] many [spectacular] Medival monuments and [churches].

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πŸ“š madi

An undefinable girl and in some strange cases a guy. [Madi's] are not easy to find. If you ever meet a Madi you should immediatley go into [the fetal position] and hope to god the true [fantasticness] of this girl (boy sometimes) will shine down on you like the rays of the sun.

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πŸ“š drugs

Sorry i thought i would clear this up: People who don't do drugs can't talk shit on drugs. I have done a drug every day of my life for the last 7 years(various, always marijuana, randomly pills, x, shrooms, acid, mescal and coke) in that time i graduated from [law school] with a 3.7, became a lawyer, and opened my own [record store], [so fuck] off.

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When she suckin on yo dick and she drool. Yerrrr

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πŸ“š Estrogen

Estrogen....[simply] enough....[is God's] [curse] on man

hot python
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Yerrrrrr

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Yerrrrr

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πŸ“š E-Girl Pilled

Behavior pertaining or similar to that of an [E-Girl].

I.E, [commitment issues], abundant amounts of simps, and [ghosting].

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πŸ“š george w. bush boy president

A podcast [skit] from the show [Cort] and [Fatboy], found on www.cortandfatboy.com . It documents the antics of George W. Bush as if he were a child running the white house, which is pretty much how it is in real life.

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πŸ“š chubby

what guys [get in] the [morning], not a real [hard on], but BIGGER than normal

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πŸ“š thighs

the upper portion on one's leg; the part of [the leg] between [the knee] and the [cooch].

the word is thighs.

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πŸ“š quinn

a [straight-up] [gangsta] [playa] born and raised for life.

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madirexx, your new nickname is Basket

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memeg7837, your new nickname is Nguyen

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πŸ“š 1911

Semiautomatic .45 caliber handgun develpoed by John M. [Browning], and manufactured by [the Colt] Firearms company. Adopted by the U.S. Military in 1911, and replaced by the [Beretta] M92F in the 80s.

hot python
# fallow trellis

this is what league voice lines sound like to me when someone posts it

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Cannot translate to the same language (English -> English). Use flag reactions for a larger selection of languages.

fallow trellis
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πŸ“š 911

Good Lord. Lets [finalize] this shit.
911 - Sports car
9-1-1 - Emergency Number
September 11 - the day terrorists attacked America.

Lets not [trivialize] the sacrifice our Public Servants paid that day by saying "[nine-eleven]" "nine one one".

my $.02

worn trellis
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im a sedentary wage cuck

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πŸ“š Barbara Gauss

The slogans

'all [day i] dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

1981-2005 were created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her [eBOOK] 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the [intellectual property] worldwide of the slogans as mentioned above.

See also 'sports'

hot python
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I see

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πŸ“š dingaling

A term for [penis], commonly used by people [uncomfortable] using [the term] penis.

midnight cloud
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dingaling

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πŸ“š muffin man

A notorious [criminal mastermind] known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on [Drury Lane], searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. [Perryman]. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.

fallow trellis
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πŸ“š Fallout: New Vegas

An awesome game from Bethseda [Softworks], for lack of a more accurate word this game is the shit. It's everything you dreamt about having in [Fallout 3], only more intense. So much more intense that our [tiny human] brains cannot mentally handle the aazingness, and must contact aliens to await further instructions. The latest game in the series following Fallout 3, it's an easy runner for 2010 Game Of The Year.

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πŸ“š L

[Catching] [an L] means [catching] a loss. In this sense, you catch an L if you say something stupid or, if you try to sound intelligent but are proved wrong.

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πŸ“š Johnson

A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the [19th century] among bums and [thieves]. Those who could be trusted were part of [the Johnson] Family.

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πŸ“š B

Its [just fucking] the [letter B]

hot python
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our [tiny human] brains cannot mentally handle the aazingness, and must contact aliens to await further instructions

pale ingot
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this johnson can be trusted

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πŸ“š W

"W" as an abbreviated [term] for [a win] in a [competition]

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πŸ“š Muffinman

[A man who loves] to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy [ravishing] a muffin for Breakfast, Lunch or [Sunday Brunch]. Cocktail not included.

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πŸ“š deez nuts

  1. A sarcastic expression used to denote [annoyance] or [frustration].
  2. A term used when you just [dont give a fuck]
  3. Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
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πŸ“š V

Very.

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πŸ“š Johnathan

Johnathan is an American evolution over of the names John and Johnathan. They seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s). They like [a Jonathan] have the [intendency] of being really quiet and [anti-social], However they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a Jonathan. They have very few rivals when it comes to love.

They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.

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πŸ“š J

J [short] for [Joint] of [Marijuana]

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πŸ“š dicked

[To be screwed] over in a situation; To be [insulted], [bashed], or otherwise served in a non-physical way, named after the act of taking a dick in your anus.

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πŸ“š delight

someone (or something) whose action(s) or very presence produces or results in feelings of pleasure, [contentment], [satiation], [gratitude], or happiness.

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πŸ“š amogus

[something] that [ruined] [my fucking life]

midnight cloud
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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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πŸ“š Chappy

When Something is [disliked]. [i.e]. people, things , experiences [etc].

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madirexx, your new nickname is Project

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solar obsidian
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πŸ“š quinn

a [straight-up] [gangsta] [playa] born and raised for life.

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πŸ“š The Sopranos

An HBO TV series that focuses on Mafia [chieftain] [Tony Soprano's] blood and mob family. Amazing acting, great writing and stories. It's still my favorite TV show and always will. The show is notorious for it's [abrasive] use of profanity, shocking violence and nudity/sexuality. Certainly not for kids under the age of 17.

river zealot
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a [straight-up] [gangsta] [playa] born and raised for life
damn

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🎱 Question: I'm currently in the process of decomposing
Answer: Yes

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πŸ“š slopper

A type of blowjob(found largely in porn) where the giver is constantly choking, drooling and sucking loudly. The sound of it closely resembles [a trip to the dentist] with the [suction] [wand].

hot python
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slopper

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whopper

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πŸ“š mango

An [indica] dominant strain of marijuana that comes from [British Columbia], also known as BC [Mango].

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πŸ“š whopper

A yummy sandwich made by an [underpaid] [teenager] working at [burgerking].

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πŸ“š nasty

  1. to describe something that is [disgusting]
  2. to [act] [dirty] in a sexual way
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get hunfry udiot

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πŸ“š helldive

An often misused [auto-translator] term from Final Fantasy XI because it took the place of (Hello!) with the introduction of the "Treasures of [Aht] Urghan" exspansion pack.

Hardly anyone uses it for the name of the [Blue Mage] spell, so it is often just used instead of hello.

river zealot
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Damn man

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madirexx, your new nickname is Port

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πŸ“š long

A lot of effort or not [worth the effort]. To do a long [task] would be a [trek]

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hamma__, your new nickname is Bizkit

hot snow
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I said long dumbass

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πŸ“š The God-Emperor of Mankind

A twelve foot tall badass from the 41st [millennia] intent on [universal domination] under the Imperial truth who rapes stars systems for his [day job]

pale ingot
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lets go

hot python
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limp biscuit session in 4 minutes

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πŸ“š god

The universal [scapegoat] for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when [man thought] [the wind] was Satan farting.

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πŸ“š Barbara

Noun. Beautiful lady. [Voluptuous]. A mysterious, [strange woman].

Adjective. [Perfection]. Beauty. Strange.

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πŸ“š me

[not you].

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madirexx, your new nickname is Sting

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πŸ“š you

[The person reading this].

final cedar
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change to 31st and we can shake hands

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πŸ“š you

[The person reading this].

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πŸ“š sharter

One who [sharts] (soils ones [pants] while simply intending [to fart]).

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πŸ“š the game

A game, The [sole] object of which is to not remember that you are playing it. As soon as [you remember that] [it exists], you have lost and must start again.

hot python
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simply intending [to fart]

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πŸ“š him

a [neato] rock band that [bam margera] likes and has a [heartagram] as a logo

eager igloo
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Bored ahh chat

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metronxp, your new nickname is Rivera

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πŸ“š they

what most [blacks] [say when] they [mean] "their"

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πŸ“š Yu

a very [confusing] name but [very cool] at [the same] time

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πŸ“š BOBB

An acronym standing for: Beeotches of [Beeotch] Beach. A polite way to refer to vaguely creepy people who seem to travel in groups. They are marked by their tendency to inter-date among themselves, switching partners and sexual preferences [at will]. They are accepting of everyone but require [compliance] with their strange emotionally damaging practices. Usually found in dark corners of highschool campuses.

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πŸ“š MI

The abbrivation for Myocardiac Infarction
[aka] [Heart Attack]
commonly used in [hospitals]

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

pale ingot
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what

hot python
# dreamy flax ## πŸ“š [him](<http://him.urbanup.com/1174691>) a [neato] rock band that [bam marg...

i have one of those hehehoho https://youtu.be/CSb_EovOKkI

I own none of this and the video is not monetized by me. All rights go to the original owners.

Title: Gone With The Sin
Artist: HIM
Album: Razorblade Romance
Release Year: 2000
Copyright: (P) 1999 BMG Finland


Keep in mind that these get squashed on YouTube. If you want a truly HQ version of a song: buy it on CD, vi...

β–Ά Play video
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πŸ“š loss

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madirexx, your new nickname is Susanne

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πŸ“š book

an object used as a [coaster], increase the [hight] of small children, or increase the [stability] of poorly built furniture.

hot snow
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/everything

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πŸ“š Susanne

A name that is seldom correctly spelled, given that it is predominantly spelled with a "Z" (this is a bastardization).

Women with this name [are are] usually very bookish--many carry advanced degrees and teach at the college/university level.

Women with this name are blindingly attractive. As such, they are also extremely competent lovers, and are incredible [between the sheets]. Their tongue control and power are unrivaled.

In addition to brains and looks, Susanne has a heart of gold. She is a woman of amazing moral [constitution].

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πŸ“š Susanne

A name that is seldom correctly spelled, given that it is predominantly spelled with a "Z" (this is a bastardization).

Women with this name [are are] usually very bookish--many carry advanced degrees and teach at the college/university level.

Women with this name are blindingly attractive. As such, they are also extremely competent lovers, and are incredible [between the sheets]. Their tongue control and power are unrivaled.

In addition to brains and looks, Susanne has a heart of gold. She is a woman of amazing moral [constitution].

weak jackal
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madi is now a Soozie

pale ingot
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or a sooz

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πŸ“š everything

[Apparently] [the cause] of [cancer].

hot snow
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true

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πŸ“š snowball

You [perverts] got it all wrong. This is the REAL answer:

[What a kid] makes when it [snows] outside.
He rolls up a pile of snow,
packs it up into a ball,
and throws it at random people.

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πŸ“š 42

The Almighty Answer to the [Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything]. It was calculated by the computer Deep Thought for seven million years and when asked to build a better computer to discover the Question to the Life, the Universe, and Everything, it built the Earth. Before the Earth could tell the Question however, it was destroyed by the [Vogons] to make room for an interstellar highway bypass. For more information, see The [Hitchiker's] Guide to the Galaxy.

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πŸ“š nothing

[everything] when [somebody] says nothing is [wrong] it means everything is wrong

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πŸ“š czernobog

A [Slavic] [deity] meaning [black god].

hot snow
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I finally broke xela

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πŸ“š something

a word that commonly denotes a [variable] in an [example] [syntax]

final cedar
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madi why you fell from olympus?

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πŸ“š jenkem

[Fermented] mixture of [ripened] [sewage] used primarily in Africa and third-world Near Asian countries as a glue-high substitute.

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πŸ“š Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto [your butt] from your poop [dropping] into [the water].

uncut obsidian
final cedar
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πŸ“š Olympus High

the [perennial] ruler of [Salt Lake City's] east side, and arguably the Wasatch Front. named for the [towering] peak just east of the school

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madirexx, your new nickname is Simple

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Shrimple

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all.seer, your new nickname is Hawkeye

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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kys

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anyway

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πŸ“š kys

kys [means] [keep yourself safe]

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πŸ“š cat

A quite pleasant furry creature that vaguely resembles a meatloaf. Cats are the most intellectually superior creature on Earth. They are particularly adept at training human beings to do their bidding, and spend [18 hours] a day on average apparently sleeping. What they are really doing is coming up with ways to take over the Earth while still retaining humans to make that yummy [cat food] for them. If cats had [opposable thumbs], they, not us, would be the dominant force on this planet.

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πŸ“š dong

[second] [sound on] [the doorbell]

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We have reached the start of this hour

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πŸ“š ding

Phrase commonly used in online [RPGs] to signifiy [gaining] one level of [experience].

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πŸ“š ding

Phrase commonly used in online [RPGs] to signifiy [gaining] one level of [experience].

hot python
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Report to your positions.

uncut obsidian
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Buh

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πŸ“š ding dong

A [city] in [Texas]:

[Ding Dong], Texas

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madirexx, your new nickname is Mankind

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pleaese

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all.seer, your new nickname is Peaches1

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πŸ“š ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are [a complete fucking idiot]. Commonly said with a short [rap on] one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete [fucking idiot]" may get you in trouble, such as school.

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ding-dong

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πŸ“š Big Daddy Dong Leg

  1. A mythical creature rarely seen by human eyes. Those whom have seen it were so [mortified] by the grotesque sight of its incomparable penis size run in fear from the massive mythical load believed to exist within [the creatures] mammoth nuts which kills all of those who come in contact with it.

  2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.

  3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {[Cock of Ages]}

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not what I looked up

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See {[Cock of Ages]

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famous artifact

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as old as the universe

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πŸ“š The Real Low Tier God

Used to define a fighting [game player] who uses [low-tier] characters and achieves unexpected results. The "real" part is to distinguish themselves from [Low Tier God], the name of a player who is commonly mocked for being salty and not actually good with low-tier characters.

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Idc

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πŸ“š NOW

[The Nazi] [Organization] of [Women].

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what

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no no

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I can't delete it

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please

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madirexx, your new nickname is Jello

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πŸ“š Starship Troopers

An excellent futuristic war novel by Robert [Heinlein], part philosophical [treatise], part sci-fi military action.

Eventually made into an abortion of a movie by that fucking hack Paul [Verhoeven], who admitted after making the movie that he tried reading the book but stopped after a few pages because it was depressing.

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I typed it now I all caps

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πŸ“š hogging

A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/[frat]/[house party]. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the [fattest] girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.

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bro

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hahaha

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Cardboard was invented in the 15th Century
Italians in the 14th century

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

uncut obsidian
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πŸ“š madi

An undefinable girl and in some strange cases a guy. [Madi's] are not easy to find. If you ever meet a Madi you should immediatley go into [the fetal position] and hope to god the true [fantasticness] of this girl (boy sometimes) will shine down on you like the rays of the sun.

hot snow
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oh yeah we already saw this

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madirexx, your new nickname is Killbill

river zealot
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Billkill

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πŸ“š le

A common [preposition] that can be [placed] before any English [word to] make it French.

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πŸ“š kurwa

There are 3 main meanings for the polish word kurwa:

  1. literally a whore, prostitute
  2. a highly offensive term for a woman
  3. used as world "fuck" in [English language].
    Sometimes its also used instead of a [comma] (of course I mean in the speech - it gives [time to think] about next words and makes the speech/sentence more emotional)
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πŸ“š dictionary

A very large [book] full of [information] about how words are [spelled], pronounced, used in a sentence etc.

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madirexx, your new nickname is Ronaldo

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siuuuuuu

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πŸ“š Tony

when something is good. great, awesome. [exceptional]. cool.
like [tony the tiger] from [Frosted Flakes].

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πŸ“š nguyen

In [olden times] King [Nguyen] forced people to change their last name to Nguyen. If they did not they were killed.
Thats why so many Viets have their last name as Nguyen. Some people that don't have their last name as Nguyen might have changed their last name after the [reign] of the King Nguyen ended.

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πŸ“š Churger

A [burger] made with an equal mixture of [ground chicken], and [ground beef].

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πŸ“š based

A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political slang.

The opposite of cringe, some times the opposite of biased.

The latter usage is the original use as coined by rapper [Lil B], and the word originally took off on the [meta-ironic] website 4Chan with the latter meaning. For that reason the word is largely used meta-ironically (without context you can't tell if it's being used ironically or sincerely as it's used in both ways) and was popularized in online political slang of conservatives and the political right before being adopted into mainstream online political slang (likely through [shitposting] websites or subreddits such as r/politicalcompass memes that are similar to 4chan in their [meta-irony] and "edginess" but contain a wider variety of political beliefs) and eventually adopted into general online vernacular.

When used...

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all.seer, your new nickname is Davidson

hot python
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Davidson reporting for duty.

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πŸ“š 4chan

The [sphincter] of the internet.
Where [integrity] goes [to die].

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πŸ“š rainbow dash cum jar

the rainbow dash [cum jar] is a reddit post that depicts a rainbow dash [figurine] submerged in a mason jar full of cum. the owner of the jar would frequently update the posts and show the cum that has been added. the jar was later accidentally boiled over a [space heater], turning the liquid brown.

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metronxp, your new nickname is School

hot python
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πŸ“š school

place were you spend first [18 years] [of life] [taking it up the ass]

uncut obsidian
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πŸ“š Naya Rivera

One who makes [Ovaries] explode. She makes straight girls [go gay], and [gay men] go straight.

Also called a sexy goddess of song.

Best Actress in the world.

final cedar
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πŸ“š Big Smoke

Big Smoke is a lard ass motherfucker who sold out his hood and his homies in [Grove Street]! He's also a bit crazy, too many drugs went to his head or something. If you see this fool (he's easy to spot, just look for the [heavy-ass] cheeseburger-eating motherfucker [blocking out] the sun), you best dump on him.

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πŸ“š lesbian

a woman whose emotional, romantic, and sexual [energies] are [geared] towards [other women].

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πŸ“š AI

Abbreviation of Artificial [Intellegence]. Never correctly understood by [Caboose] (from [Red vs. Blue])

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metronxp, your new nickname is Evan

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Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Luna

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furr

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helluva boss viewer

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πŸ“š Loona

The angry anthropomorphic [hellhound] from [Helluva Boss].

She is the receptionist of Immediate Murder Professionals ([I.M.P]), a startup assassination business that carries out its services in the living world.

P.S., She is best girl

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madirexx, your new nickname is Honor

uncut obsidian
hot python
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πŸ“š Kung Pow

(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go [rent it] now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer [Tung] (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and [Kill Bill], in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.

hot python
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Sequels you say...

hot python
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Someone wrote that entry in like 2001

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It never got a sequel :[

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madirexx, your new nickname is Thedog

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πŸ“š wurger

[An extra] [seasoned] [burger]...

(weed-burger)

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the dawg

final cedar
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πŸ“š Hotdurger

Sandwich comprising a split-grilled Wiener, [Frankfurter], or bratwurst sausage served on [a Kaiser] bun. An expedient solution if you have run out of [hotdog buns], which are normally sold eight to the bag, while hotdogs are usually sold ten to the package.

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🀝

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madirexx, your new nickname is Script

livid plover
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spice7, your new nickname is Hornet

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That's what a russian alternative of grindr is called

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toob

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deez nut

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you know me so well

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πŸ“š urban

City-like. From the [Latin] word "[urbs]", which means "[city]".

fading shuttle
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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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hamma__, your new nickname is Lynn

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grrr

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mid

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bak 2 normal

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weseli, your new nickname is Royals

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πŸ“š royaled

[wasted] [beyond] all [recognition].

inland jackal
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Ha

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πŸ“š shadoink

An expression used when you [accomplish] something and you feel [the need] to [celebrate]

pale ingot
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shadoinkers in the chat

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shadoink

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weseli, your new nickname is Sesame

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πŸ“š Sesame Street

The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around [Barney],[Maisie], and [Max and Ruby]!

inland jackal
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Idk who those are

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πŸ“š Zonked

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, [ripped], destroyed, [wrecked], intoxicated all [to Hell and gone].

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weseli, your new nickname is Offshore

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πŸ“š offshore drilling

The [practice] of leaving the country for the [explicit] purpose of [engaging] in sex.

inland jackal
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Hm

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Thats just going to asia

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πŸ“š pay gorn

the [brother] of [say gex]

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πŸ“š Say Gex

Switch [the G] and S, there should really not be a definition to this. Never fails to generate a [shameful] [chuckle] when said out of nowhere.

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πŸ“š gurkle

According to [Tracy Morgan], among the [finest] sounds heard during [fellatio].

weak jackal
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πŸ“š slopper

A type of blowjob(found largely in porn) where the giver is constantly choking, drooling and sucking loudly. The sound of it closely resembles [a trip to the dentist] with the [suction] [wand].

pale ingot
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Yerrr.

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wtf it didnt drop the yerrr

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was that another def

dreamy flaxBOT
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sleepysamantha, your new nickname is Pathfind

weak jackal
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dungeons and dragons ass

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Sloppy toppy

When a girl is [sucking]
And then she drools on [the dick]
[Yerrr]

pale ingot
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this was the one

fresh rose
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[Yerrr]

weak jackal
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yerr

uncut obsidian
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Man i hate day naps

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Waking up feeling more tried than before taking the nap

fresh rose
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wtf

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what happened to your red name im out of date on stalker gamma mod lore

pale ingot
fading shuttle
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demoted

river zealot
fresh rose
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saved

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now laugh at the pathetic mods who have to deal with the dumb dumbs

weak jackal
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Madi is now behind the slaughter

uncut obsidian
weak jackal
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Madi going for a walk (real, found footage)

uncut obsidian
stone blade
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Alo Gm

uncut obsidian
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Alo

eager igloo
inland jackal
dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_hr: Croatian (hrvatski)
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:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I'll shoot you a little

uncut obsidian
inland jackal
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@stone blade knoes

stone blade
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aha

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debil

uncut obsidian
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durak

inland jackal
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Speak of the debil

dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Goth

inland jackal
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WHAT

narrow lotus
inland jackal
stone blade
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Lol

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He's taken

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Monster Energy

The official drink of [tools], [douche bags], and [white trash].

stone blade
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taken as a joke

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Sorry

hot snow
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check dis @stone blade

inland jackal
hot snow
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why did it get sent twice

dreamy flaxBOT
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bz11k, your new nickname is Nation

stone blade
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check dis @stone blade

inland jackal
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check dis @stone blade

narrow lotus
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@placid sail heeyyy 😏

dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Styles

stone blade
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Some of you need allah

pastel quartz
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at what point does everyone being like this can be considered harrassment keksad

hot snow
inland jackal
dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Italy

narrow lotus
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Being Romanian = Being harrased

inland jackal
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Italy

narrow lotus
inland jackal
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Oh ya

fading shuttle
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he is now falco

hot snow
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that is the romanian code

inland jackal
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@split canyon

placid sail
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in this world, it's either peepee

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or poopoo

dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Noel

pale ingot
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πŸ“š Noel

A [fun guy] who everyone loves. Everyone wants to be his friend because he is so cool. [Noel's] are usually natural leaders who become class presidents, captains of [varsity] sports, or just a straight up trend-setting badass. Most people would think he is a douchebag but he is a kind, caring dude.

hot snow
pale ingot
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um

hot snow
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I'm un

pale ingot
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ur a poopy head

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thats right

inland jackal
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Peepeehead

pale ingot
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dingaling nose

hot snow
pale ingot
quaint ore
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A daughter talks to her father about his experience at Malevelon Creek.

Never forget our brothers and sisters who fought valiantly to defend liberty and democracy.

#helldivers2​ #helldivers2gameplay​ #helldivers2multiplayer​ #vietnam
#helldivers2​ #helldivers2gameplay​ #helldivers2multiplayer​ #gaming​ #gamingontiktok​ #video​ #memes​...

β–Ά Play video
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Bruh

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They actually

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Cooking lore

pale ingot
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mid

hot snow
pale ingot
uncut obsidian
pale ingot
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5 bpm

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bro is dead

hot snow
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my cat disagrees

uncut obsidian
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that's the point

dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Legolas

inland jackal
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Whos that

hot snow
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someone from gmod

inland jackal
hot snow
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lore

inland jackal
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Ah the dude

hot snow
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no that's a different one

inland jackal
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The dude from the thingy

inland jackal
stone blade
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hi

inland jackal
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hai

dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Godfather

inland jackal
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Ha

hot snow
inland jackal
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I was italy

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Now im godfather

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I send mafia

hot snow
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shrimp mafia

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crustacean magia

inland jackal
inland jackal
hot snow
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if only discord mobile didn't suck and the images would load

weak jackal
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okay goodnight

fresh rose
hot snow
hot snow
hazy finch
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correct

inland jackal
fading shuttle
inland jackal
hazy finch
solar obsidian
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bawnjourno

inland jackal
solar obsidian
inland jackal
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@solar obsidian i got plenty more

inland jackal
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I just need to find them

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if u want, i dont really mind

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thank you anyway 🀝

inland jackal
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inland jackal
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🀝

umbral marlin
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should i play gamma or OGSR or SoC gunslinger

inland jackal
umbral marlin
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no

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bwaaa

inland jackal
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Daaa

dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Tian

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πŸ“š Tian

Tian is a super good looking male or female. S/he is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and super smart. Although they hide it with their [typos] and [silly sense] of humor, they are probably the smartest person you will ever meet in your life. [Being tall], dark, and handsome/beautiful, this person is the partner of your dreams. ;)

inland jackal
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Tian wrote that

dreamy flaxBOT
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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

pastel quartz
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is valheim overrated

river zealot
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But its a good game

dreamy flaxBOT
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memeg7837, your new nickname is Common

pastel quartz
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does the grind never get lower

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like im getting bronze now and this shit is killing me

dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Iverson3

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πŸ“š Iverson

Someone who is [super fly] who [everybody] wants [to be like]

umbral marlin
runic kernel
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Hi ledy Hi Delight Hi Hard Mother

inland jackal
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What about me

dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Blaze

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πŸ“š blaze

([Verb])to [smoke weed].

river zealot
inland jackal
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What did he see

pastel quartz
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top of the mornin to ya laddies

uncut obsidian
river zealot
pastel quartz
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g

dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Lilly

gleaming grove
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š lilly

[she is] a [cabbage god]

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πŸ“š drip

lingo started around [jersey city] early 2014 to describe ones outfit or overall demeanor

ADJECTIVE
adjective: drip;

3rd person present: drips;

past tense: [dripped];

past participle: dripped;

gerund or present participle: dripping

  1. flex hard or be so wet as to shed small drops of liquid.
    "my nike air force ones won't stop dripping"
    synonyms: dribble, leak splash wet More

β€’ (swagger) falls in small drops.
"water dripped from his clothing"

β€’ cause or allow (designer) to shed rain drops.
"the designer was dripping water down one side"

β€’ display a copious amount or degree of a particular quality or thing.
"Forrest Guap was dripping with gold and diamonds"

NOUN
noun: drip;

plural noun: drips

  1. Enormous amount of a swag.
    "she put the bucket underneath the dresser to catch [the drip]"
    synonyms: juice, swag, steez, swank, splash

β€’ the action or sound of flexing and [finessing].
"the drip, drip, drip came from [the leak] in the roof"

β€’ short for dripstarr.

solar obsidian
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wow

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Sweg

instead of using "[Swag]", you use "Sweg" to be more [hipster]/ [indie].

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πŸ“š swag

"Secretly. We. Are. [Gay]."
[just so you know] what people mean when they [tlk] about their "swag"

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πŸ“š urban dictionaire

A [geek] who [posts] many, many words on [Urban Dictionary].

inland jackal
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@solar obsidian are you swag now

solar obsidian
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nuh uh

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wait

inland jackal
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Do you have drip

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Willy the Wigger

A not-so-ghetto white boy who tries hard to [act black] but fails to do so. Thus getting the crap beaten out of him by [actuall] gangsters. Usually has a speech impendament. Has glasses that don't break when [stepped] upon(lucky for him).

solar obsidian
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yes

inland jackal
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Enormous amount of swag

river zealot
dreamy flaxBOT
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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

river zealot
quaint ore
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Fuck, it doesnt have Lithuanian slang words for drugs

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We should write in 'Krylas'

narrow lotus
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i have to work

dreamy flaxBOT
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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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🎱 Question: Should Lithuania unite with latvia
Answer: no... (β•―Β°β–‘Β°οΌ‰β•―οΈ΅ ┻━┻

dreamy flaxBOT
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🎱 Question: is romania a part of moldova
Answer: Might be possible

slender rock
pastel quartz
dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Driver

river zealot
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Romania major

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š cockblox

a platform designed by 2 people named [David Bazooka] and eric [cockel], on the platform many children rage at games and player Pet Simulator or some shit.

every person on roblox except for my man [ruben sim] is stupid

quaint ore
dreamy flaxBOT
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weseli, your new nickname is Nascar24

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πŸ“š nascar

An event in which big car-shaped billboards, [bearing] the names of hundreds of [corporations], are somehow driven around a track at very high [speeds] by smaller, human-shaped billboards

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

inland jackal
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Hi myshinka

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š WRC

World Rally Championship. Not only is it more eciting than [NASCAR], but [the cars] actually [turn right].

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πŸ“š urban

City-like. From the [Latin] word "[urbs]", which means "[city]".

river zealot
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Why does the shit in [] mean

inland jackal
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Idek

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š urb

when you're too lazy to type in "Urban Dictionary" in [google], so you just type in "urb" to [get there] [faster]

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πŸ“š []

Something that people [put in] their definitions, regardless of whether the word they're [linking] to is actually in the [database] or not.

river zealot
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Uhh

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š cum guzzler

one who [swallows] [loads] of [seman]

river zealot
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Hyperlink

uncut obsidian
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š {}

[Kiss]

inland jackal
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WHAT

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Turkey

A country that's incredibly fun to be in because it's [not quite] [European], but not quite [Asian] either.

pastel quartz
dreamy flaxBOT
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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

pastel quartz
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pirates

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Bosnia

A beautiful, sadly war torn, country that is on the verge of making a comeeback to a more civilized and peaceful nation. Borders the [adriatic] sea, Croatia, and [serbia and Montenegro]. The wars were caused by serbs and [croats] that decided to clean bosnia of all of he muslims(which is the majority of the population).
A very beautiful country with great scenic views.

pastel quartz
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duh

dreamy flaxBOT
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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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πŸ“š reak

A [misspelling] of β€œ[reek]”.

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πŸ“š Gachi

It is a [music genre] that has gay porn [voices] mixed in some real songs. It has been made famous by Twitch streamer called [Forsen].

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πŸ“š reek

In Scots it means a [plume] of smoke. can also be used as [reekie] or [reeking] not to be confused with the other common usage meaning smelly

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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oh

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š 360 noscope

(In a [first person shooter], using a sniper) To turn around [360] degrees and randomly shoot without [aiming].

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πŸ“š reeky

[somebody] or [someone] who pisses [you off]!

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πŸ“š reek

In Scots it means a [plume] of smoke. can also be used as [reekie] or [reeking] not to be confused with the other common usage meaning smelly

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πŸ“š rule 34

[Rule 34]: [If it] exists, there is [porn] of it. No exceptions.

river zealot
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Cool

pastel quartz
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Artyom

Intelligent and peaceful but with an absurd amount of energy and a thirst for adventure. A man, usually of Russian/ Slavic background, knows how to keep a crowd happy however isn't a party animal. He has his manners [in check] and is usually a very genuine, caring individual and a very loyal friend and partner. Quite a romantic, he knows how to treat a lady right and makes a strict but loving father. A very hard worker and values independence.Although prone to [daydreaming], may seem very serious and deep [in thought] on the outside but is goofy and warm at heart and knows how to have a good laugh when it's needed.

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πŸ“š porn

[the reason] [you need] a new [hard drive].

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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πŸ“š hard drive

Small metal box, usually [3.5] [inches] wide, used for [storing] porn in a computer.

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πŸ“š Lawrence

an [extremely] [large penis]

quaint ore
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š 3.5

[1/8 of an ounce] of [Marijuana].

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πŸ“š gods gift

It's a hybrid strain of marijuana that is available only in clone. It's [OG Kush] X [Grand Daddy Purp] ([G.D].P.). This heavy indica is covered in trichromes that adds to an even better high!

quaint ore
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My name is a Lithuanised version of Lawrence

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I am a dick

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Mankind

A term which refers to all of the members of humanity, but is now [politically incorrect] to say. This is due to the fact that people misunderstand the origin of the term "man", and rather than understanding the etymology of the word they immediately associate it with [male dominance].

In old English, males were called "[werman]" and females "wyfman". "Man" was gender neutral, and has been in use in our language to describe people, in general, since that time.

Despite criticism, it is not incorrect to use "mankind" in writing.

quaint ore
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š grand daddy purp

A highly [potent] type of marijuana with small purple and orange [hairs] surrounding the bud. Ususally known as an "[exotic]" type of weed.

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πŸ“š warhammer 40k

[Warhammer 40k], a Tabletop Strategy game developed by citadel miniatures, and produced by [gamesworkshop] is the most popular Tabletop battle game of it's kind. Designed by Rick Priestly, the first edition [rulebook] was published in 1987 and had a different method of play. The first models for this game were all lead, and at first the rules only supported small skirmish based battles.

In late 1993, 2nd edition rulebook was published under the direction of Andy Chambers and with it introduced [orks] and rules that would support bigger battles and more models. Plastic models started to enter months after the 2nd edition rulebook, and new armies like the [imperial guard] and [eldar] [growed] into larger armies. It should be noted that in 1994 many races got thier own rulebooks known as a [codex]. Each codex has supplimentary rules and background as well as hobby articles on the specific race. Such an example is a codex for the [space marines], coming with rules for each model, and...

inland jackal
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Guys

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Wait

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Something important

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š feminist

A feminist is a person, most likely a female herself, who fights for equality as women are seen as the [weaker sex]. A feminist is not a [man-hater], which is what some people insist they are, though they are very 'pro-girl.' Feminism has been alive right through history, as females fought for their right to vote, work and receive [equal pay]. The world today would be very different if feminists never took action to change laws and empower themselves.

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πŸ“š Garand Thumb

When the operator of an [M1 Garand] get's his thumb [smooshed] by [the bolt] as he loads a clip into the rifle.

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πŸ“š the equal pay act

A woman riding a dude, she gets him about 30% away from an orgasm then gets up and leaves.

Coined by [comedienne] [Liz] [Miele].

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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weseli, your new nickname is Ddddddd

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πŸ“š :DDDDDDD

[Oh yes], just about the most [smiles] [a smile] can have.
#smile #happy #happyface #:D

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πŸ“š Zyzz

The [epitome] of [aesthetics].

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memeg7837, your new nickname is Smudge

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Zaza

[Top tier] weed (gas, kush) also known as exotic gas or [top shelf] bud.

This type of weed is usually double or triple the cost of [regular weed].

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πŸ“š xd

An acronym [standing] for [Xtreme] [Dinosaur].

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πŸ“š hi

The word that always appears [everytime] I [open up] [Editor] Chat

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πŸ“š Krokodil

A heroin substitute that has recently become an epidemic in Russia. Its popularity is thought to be due to the price; up to ten times cheaper than heroin itself and possible to [concoct] at home. The recipe is readily available on the internet and is [cooked up] in the kitchens of users before being injected into the arm, groin etc. The high lasts for a much shorter time than most of its opiate cousins; about two hours maximum. This means the user spends most of their day cooking and hardly ever sleeps as a new hit is needed so often. The injection sites become green and scaly, giving the drug its nickname of "crocodile" (or "[krokodil]" in Russian). Ingredients include [over the counter] codeine, paint-thinner and match heads. It is the impurities from these that cause the awful side effects which include severe and fast acting [gangrene], haemorrhaging, rupture of arteries (often in the heart itself) and widespread [necrosis] or rotting of the flesh. It is considered to be one of...

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πŸ“š Greenth

Greenery in a natural setting. Verdure.

<br> Used as a descriptive noun, similarly to "growth."

<br> Synonyms: , [greenness], growth, [herbage], [leafage], vegetation, freshness, frondescence, verdancy.

river zealot
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š rizz

a [term] [used] for [cocaine]

river zealot
mystic bluff
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he did NOT break correctly

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š edging

Coming nearly close to climax or ejaculation,then [purposefully] stopping sexual stimulation in order to [delay] the same, so that the ultimate climax will be more intense. Unlike the other two definitions of "edging" so far included in this dictionary, it is not a practice necessary [inclusive] of masturbation ("wanking"), but is also practiced amongst homosexual (and, I suppose, heterosexual) partners/couples.

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πŸ“š cocaine

a [hell of] a drug [according to] [Rick James].

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πŸ“š deez

  1. n. slang for "these", usually referring to nuts, as in [deez nuts].
  2. [a ghetto]/[hip-hop] 'whatever', or 'f--- that'.
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πŸ“š rick james

80s rock star notable for his song "[Superfreak]." Recently came into popularity due to an extremely popular and referencable episode of [Chappelle's Show], in which he is portrayed by Dave Chappelle and repeatedly makes such statements as "[I'm Rick James, bitch]!"

pastel quartz
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š hello

what you say when your talking [casually] [with friends] and your mom walks [in the room]

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πŸ“š bye

a [nicer] way to say "your [f-ing] ugly. [get out of my face]"

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πŸ“š hi

The word that always appears [everytime] I [open up] [Editor] Chat

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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πŸ“š bai

short for 'bien tai', which in [mandarin] means perverted, [deviant], [abnormal].

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πŸ“š gooning

"[Gooning]" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged [edging] session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a [gooning] state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters [a state of trance] where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all [intents] and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a [gooned out] man will become very expressive and [demonstrative] : he may become very vocal, while his body and face...

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πŸ“š Russian Bias

1)Used as an excuse for [sucking ass] in games, usually by salty players in games like world of tanks and [Warthunder].
2) When you drink all the vodka, say cheeks breeki constantly, and listen to the [national anthem of the USSR] you may achieve this power as Stalin guides you to victory from his grave sending all the infidels and fascists to the gulag.

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πŸ“š pain

What happens when you reach into [the blender] to dislodge a stuck [icecube] without [unplugging] it first.

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how do ya'll use that

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πŸ“š how

a [breed] between a [horse] and [a cow]

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what

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i like this shader

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It legit says

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it's literally says the comand

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The name of the command

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weseli, your new nickname is Babyface

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Again?

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πŸ“š work

A worldwide [slave labour] organisation used to control [modern man] and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make [placebos] such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.

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πŸ“š babyface

A guy who has a very young and cute looking face. Like a guy with a [twelve year old] [face on] a [20] year old body.

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you're doing something wrong 1984 man

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πŸ“š 1984

A book written by George [Orwell] in [1948], the title is simply derived from flipping the last 2 digits of the year it was written (1948/1984) and has nothing to do with when it is all supposed to take place. The book is mostly used to show the governments ability to control what you think simply by simplifying language. For example instead of bad there is only [ungood]. This stops society from thinking and only obeys what the government wants it to. And if you pay attention to the evening news you may notice this slowly happening when they talk about things and you have no idea what they mean.

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πŸ“š 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver

A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do. A male covers himself in oil, then proceeds to roll around in a pile of feathers. If done correctly, he'll almost appear to [be a bird]. The male then straps himself into a World War 1 open cockpit [bi-plane]. At exactly 9,865 feet, the male jumps out of the plane, without a parachute, [plummeting] towards the ground at [terminal velocity]. During this time the male becomes aroused, then makes his penis perpendicular to the ground, and then finally flaps his arms imitating a bird like motion before smashing "dick first" into the ground. This feat was first done by the famous Oklahoma resident Harry Sack in 1948 thus, giving the feat the name "1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver". This same feat can be done to a woman however, you would also need to hire a skillful mathematician in order to figure out the exact timing to jump from the aircraft.

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πŸ“š newspeak

[Today], it's [called] [political correctness].

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jumping out of a fucking airplane to smash your dick into the dirt

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weseli, your new nickname is Salem

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πŸ“š salem

The [Capital] of [Oregon]. [There is NOTHING] to do here. Life is boring and lame.

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Real

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Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Genesis

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πŸ“š Genesis

Genesis is beautiful, sweet, loving and has long brown hair. She does her best to keep you happy. If she laughs at [your jokes] she loves you. If she finds you interesting [you won] a place in her heart. She might just hate you for it. Genesis likes it when her way of thinking is [challenged]. She's your best friend and wants the best for you. Sometimes she may seem lost or hard to figure out but eventually you'll get where she's coming from. Genesis is spontaneous she is willing to try new things. When you meet Genesis always keep her in your life [you won't] regret it.

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salam

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salami aleikum

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Im going to find myself a Genesis ( jk im going to work kms )

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Alahu ajvar

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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πŸ“š salam

It means [Peace in] [Arabic] language, also you can say [Salam] Alaikom, which means Peace be upon you.

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πŸ“š salam

It means [Peace in] [Arabic] language, also you can say [Salam] Alaikom, which means Peace be upon you.

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πŸ“š ajvar

A traditional Macedonian [red pepper] dish which is usually made in the autumn and goes well with bread and [white cheese]. You can also add some [aubergine].

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What is this mass bot channel

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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πŸ“š damsel in distress

A [stereotype] of portraying an [unmarried] female [who needs] to be saved.

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πŸ“š robot

[scariest] [fucking thing] on [earth].

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Why is it now bot channel and not brain farting

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weseli, your new nickname is Tarzan

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πŸ“š tarzan

Tarzan, a character created by [Edgar Rice Burroughs], first appeared in the 1914 novel Tarzan of the Apes, and then in twenty-three sequels. He is the son of a British Lord and Lady, [marooned] on the coast of Africa by mutineers. His parents died when he was an infant, and he was raised by Great Apes of a species unknown to science. Kala is his ape mother. Tarzan (White-skin) is his ape name; his English name is John Clayton, Lord [Greystoke].

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got it

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based

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πŸ“š SCP

SCP stands for either [Special Containment Procedures] or Secure, Contain, Protect, which is the SCP Foundations Motto.
The SCP Foundation is a large organization specializing in containment of [anomalous] creatures or objects to protect mankind and to study them to create scientific breakthroughs.

They have many different Facilities and containment areas across the world, most of them specializing in containing certain types of anomalous creatures or objects.

There are 3 main classes of [SCPs], Safe, meaning that the object is either mostly harmless, easily contained or both. Euclid, objects or creatures that are dangerous, have an unknown movement pattern or have some other effect. These aren't as easy to contain as Safe class SCPs, but aren't as hard to contain as [Keter] class SCPs. Keter, meaning that the object is dangerous to mankind, has powerful mind-control abilities, can cause an [XK] Class End-Of-The-World Event, can cause a [ZK] Class Reality Failure event, can...

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πŸ“š based

A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political slang.

The opposite of cringe, some times the opposite of biased.

The latter usage is the original use as coined by rapper [Lil B], and the word originally took off on the [meta-ironic] website 4Chan with the latter meaning. For that reason the word is largely used meta-ironically (without context you can't tell if it's being used ironically or sincerely as it's used in both ways) and was popularized in online political slang of conservatives and the political right before being adopted into mainstream online political slang (likely through [shitposting] websites or subreddits such as r/politicalcompass memes that are similar to 4chan in their [meta-irony] and "edginess" but contain a wider variety of political beliefs) and eventually adopted into general online vernacular.

When used...

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This feels a bit too intellectual for brainfarting

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πŸ“š cbt

[CBT] stands for "Cock and Ball Torture". Torture can be inflicted by: Slapping, Squeezing, Pinching, Weights/[Parachutes]. The testicles can stand great pain but caution should be taken.

In some cases, "Torture" is considered "Play". The testicles are simply [tugged] on or stretched out.

Most men find handling, stroking and squeezing gently is a pleasurable sensation. Some enjoy using ball stretchers to achieve a longer sac.

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slap deez nutes

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longer sac

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men

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the masculine urge to lengthen ones sack

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πŸ“š break a leg

What you tell someone about to perform in a drama or musical [performance] to wish them well.
What [you don't say] is "[good luck]".

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πŸ“š good luck

a phrase used to wish someone well in an [endeavor]

sometimes a pointless phrase if the [task at hand] does not even [remotely] involve or require luck.

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πŸ“š meme

(noun)

1 : an idea, belief or belief system, or pattern of behavior that spreads throughout a culture either vertically by cultural inheritance (as by parents to children) or horizontally by cultural acquisition (as by peers, information media, and entertainment media)

2 : a pervasive thought or thought pattern that replicates itself via cultural means; a parasitic code, a virus of the mind especially contagious to children and the impressionable

3 : the fundamental unit of information, analogous to the gene in emerging evolutionary theory of culture

  • meme pool (n.) : all memes of a culture or individual
  • [memetic] (adj.) : relating to memes
  • [memetics] (n.) : the study of memes

4 : in [blogspeak], an idea that is spread from blog to blog

5 : an internet information generator, especially of random or contentless information

(Etymology : meme : derived from the Greek [mim]Γ«ma, 'something imitated', by [Richard...

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πŸ“š shitpost

To make utterly [worthless] and [inane] posts on [an internet] messageboard.

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πŸ“š Crapposter

Crappost or [crapposter] is an epic educated man who understands how to lighten [the mood] in video / picture [format], they usually make the following

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The following what

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the following being nothing

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πŸ“š league of legends

this game is from the original creators of DotA([Defense of the Ancients]) a Warcraft 3 expansion.

[Riot Games] are the creators. This is a free to play online game that has an in game store that you can spend real money on if you wish to. You can not purchase "[runes]" because they are to be earned through game play so the rich and poor are at the same level of skill while playing.
Actually if you buy the Collectors pack it comes with a few runes.
The game name is shortened to LoL.
Again it is a free game.

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πŸ“š kink

Noun - kink
Plural - [kinks]
As in "[a kink]". sexual tastes for a person. Usually a kink is an unusual taste in sexual behaviour.

The following example is [NOT me] or anyone i know.

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πŸ“š follower

Usually this person will do anything to impress people, as pathetic as that is. Often, these follower types will target one or two people to be their "[idols]" this is [not a good idea], these people will start to [dislike] you even more. None of this behavior is going to make you "cool."

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πŸ“š Kink

[A kink] is a [sexual] [taste].

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Bro

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Give me something funny

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πŸ“š TAST

"That's Actually [So True]" - Acronym. Commonly used as a [replacement] of the word "true" to provide for a more [accurate] response.

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πŸ“š alabama

A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the [unofficial] motto is...
"[Alabama]: At Least We're Not [Mississippi]!"

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πŸ“š air

When Some one gets [blanked] or [ignored] by [somebody].

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πŸ“š kentucky

Kentucky was the first state in the American West. Explorers were [enthralled] by the beauty of the countryside, which they often compared to the [Garden of Eden]. We Kentuckians are proud of our state and its people. I, for one, think it is ironic that the derogatory comments written here by others are filled with misspellings and non-grammatical [constructions]. Their stupidity is monumental.

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no

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πŸ“š water

why [the hell] are you [looking up] water for on [the urban dictionary].

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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Is comedy

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πŸ“š oxygen

Gas which animals need to survive and is produced by plant life.

Tree-hugging hippies would like you to believe that 90% of the oxygen in the world is produced by [trees] and if we lost all the trees, we're dead.

But the truth is trees only supply about 6% of the oxygen... the [vast majority] comes from [algae] in the ocean.

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πŸ“š earth

[Mostly harmless].

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πŸ“š mostly harmless

The current (in some [dimensions]) [passage] in [the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy], which relates to the planet Earth. (The one you are on now, unless otherwise).

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πŸ“š fire

[good herb].

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/urban

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see

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πŸ“š steam

  1. Noun. The gaseous [form of water], [H20].

  2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic [patching]? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.

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it dont

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πŸ“š kebert xela

It's what you make [Alex Trebek] say [if you want] to send him back to the [5th dimension].

river zealot
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πŸ“š 5th dimension

Us [normals] shall not know what thus power holds but geinuses and all [government employees] are in it and us norms are in the 3rd but if u have any deformity or [disfunction] u are in the 1st because u are more basic and do not have what we have

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πŸ“š phone

that annoying thing that [wakes] u up in [the middle] of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her [loser boyfriend].

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πŸ“š Leyley

an expression [on something] being 'long' or a 'mission'. an [annoyance] that one cant be [bothered] for

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Damn

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πŸ“š ladyboy

[Transvestite]; a young male dressed as an [attractive girl], often practising as a [prostitute].

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πŸ“š alex

[dank] [kid]

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πŸ“š RyRy

A pet name derived from the proper name Ryan. Usually reserved for use by Mothers, Girlfriends, and Guys who use a false [high pitch] voice and pretend to be either a) [A Ryan's] Mom b) A Ryan's girlfriend c) A woman with a high pitched annoying voice who is tormenting A Ryan to do something that is testing his manhood
Most [Ryan's] would prefer that the term RyRy was never used, those Ryan's that disagree usually have emotional disorders, or worse, acne

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πŸ“š Alexander

An absolutely amazing young man. A little [teasy] at times, but still is amazing. He's tall, tan skinned and wonderfully butted. He's the kind of guy who you will absolutely have a major crush on at first sight, and when he starts smiling, congratulations, you've completely fallen for him. Seriously though, the smile is to die for.
In general, DATE [AN ALEXANDER]. He is an amazing kisser and will make you happy for the rest of your existence. He's definitely a great guy who you'd be a dumb bitch for letting him slip out of hands. He's caring, loving, sensitive, understanding and just overall outstanding. He'll make you all [hot and flustered] until you completely melt. [An Alexander] is the best thing EVERRR.

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a russian gey club got raided in Krasnoyarsk

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Hope that won't happen here hmmtodayiwill

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Ok

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What do you mean raised

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Raiderd

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Form a homosexul division

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πŸ“š 66

A text message symbol [representing] [spoon] or [spooning].

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πŸ“š spooning

a form of affection where a couple lies [facing] the same direction (back of one touching front of the other)

there's a [big spoon] and a [little spoon]

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πŸ“š 99

[How many] [problems] I have but a bitch [aint] one.

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Do this while I'll be inside

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Gonna be fun

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big yikes

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@runic kernel carin hosono

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Is the author

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Drug raid?

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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

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i love these paintings

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why can i not type

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this is sexually motivated

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Idk they had a dog so

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Lgbt is banned in russia

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How do you prove geyness

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garbage is eating up ALL THE FUCKING YELLOW STASHES

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