🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

thats more than 1 per second

[weak jackal]

yes

[green schooner]

hes my personal puter

[atomic crane]

PC

[weak jackal]

I'm fucking fast W

[atomic crane]

Personal Chinese

[broken topaz]

What kind of fan fictions

[inland jackal]

W

[broken topaz]

It might be worth the sacrifice

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/shaurin-gif-26393550

[broken topaz]

Nightelf yuri, understood

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-ocelot-gif-12900677344911842672

[weak jackal]

i love this fucking video

[broken topaz]

i dont get it

[inland jackal]

the one with wireless mouse is better

[green schooner]

glass this mans house

NOW

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-it-on-breaking-glass-glass-brick-gif-15912650

[green schooner]

LOL

[broken topaz]

me throwing a korean into a hut in crysis 1

[green schooner]

whats crysis

[broken topaz]

the hit 2007 video game by german developer crytek

[green schooner]

never heard of it

[broken topaz]

WHAT

[green schooner]

i grew up on castle crashers

and borderlands

[green schooner]

yeah never heard of it

till now

[broken topaz]

Chat

Skin this man alive

[green schooner]

LOL

[broken topaz]

Man probably wasnt evne BORN

when crysis came out

[green schooner]

I was

[inland jackal]

i have crysis 1 remaster, 2 maximum and 3 remaster

[green schooner]

i was less then 1 year old

[broken topaz]

the 2007 original is better than the remaster

[weak jackal]

i was 7 when crysis came out

[green schooner]

old ass people

[broken topaz]

So true

[solar obsidian]

babies

[inland jackal]

i like these

[solar obsidian]

gugu gaga

[atomic crane]

i was 6 when crysis came out

[inland jackal]

the ones i hav

[broken topaz]

I have the original DVD Box

[weak jackal]

OLD, ASS PEOPLE?! WHERE?!

[broken topaz]

of crysis 1 and 2

[green schooner]

you

you are the old ass people

[atomic crane]

mine is somewhere in the house

idk where

[storm stream]

[solar obsidian]

go cry to your mommy, baby boy 👶

[broken topaz]

I mean they are still fine

especially 2 and 3

but remastered of 1 changes the look of the game

[green schooner]

forcing you to watch the memory ending

NOW

[solar obsidian]

here comes the airplane

[atomic crane]

applause

good one

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sleep-cold-hands-awoken-gif-10875034642260304294

[broken topaz]

And im forcing you to go download crysis 1 rn

and play it

[atomic crane]

im about to listen to more of The Infinite and the Divine

[green schooner]

i dont own it

[atomic crane]

cori are you on crymp yet

[broken topaz]

[broken topaz]

no

[atomic crane]

gog games are good

[broken topaz]

I dont think i can

[weak jackal]

that was the only ending i got

You can't hurt me

[broken topaz]

I dont have the gog version of the game

[weak jackal]

I hurt myself already

[green schooner]

i got the promise ending

[atomic crane]

just get it from a really in-shape woman

[green schooner]

haha

[toxic delta]

real

[weak jackal]

you kept your promise

[atomic crane]

and then put the crymp launcher in it

[weak jackal]

at what cost

[broken topaz]

how lucky for you its on sale

[green schooner]

being raped by every monster

letting falke kill me over 100 times

[broken topaz]

I didnt know that worked with mp

[green schooner]

just bought borderlands sorry

[atomic crane]

it does with crymp

i know because i did it

[broken topaz]

kys

(keep yourself safe)

[uncut obsidian]

aaoaoaooaoa

[inland jackal]

yall like jazz?

[green schooner]

I'm assuming its a shit game

?

[broken topaz]

Borderlands? yea

[green schooner]

no

crysis

is it bad

[broken topaz]

Nah its pretty good

[weak jackal]

i would let a lot of the signalis monsters raw me ngl

[green schooner]

I saw it on gamepass a couple years ago

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[green schooner]

but

[broken topaz]

Its got some jank tho

[green schooner]

same

but I didnt use any meds either

so

[broken topaz]

and its story is kinda shoehorned in

But for its time

its a gem

[solar obsidian]

kill yourself

[broken topaz]

its history

[green schooner]

so

yeah no

[broken topaz]

Same

[green schooner]

its one of those games you grow up with

and assume its good

cause you grew up with it

[broken topaz]

Its still good

[green schooner]

i like story

no story

[toxic delta]

i will never forget how buggy the bl3 UI was at launch...

[green schooner]

me no like

[broken topaz]

its got story

[green schooner]

is it shit

[atomic crane]

im a signalis monster

[weak jackal]

which one

[broken topaz]

No, just rushed

[atomic crane]

the one with the biggest cock

[solar obsidian]

[weak jackal]

ah, either storch or kolibri then

[atomic crane]

yeah storch for sure

[green schooner]

does it give stories like bioshock and spec ops the line or cry of fear @broken topaz

[broken topaz]

okay no

[green schooner]

if not

no

ok thats all I needed to know

[uncut obsidian]

Y'all down bad

[broken topaz]

Then why are you playing borderlands

its story is also dogshit and boring

[green schooner]

childhood game

[gleaming grove]

Hol hol

[atomic crane]

this man will never know the sorrow felt after strickland's last stand

[green schooner]

same reason why you play crysis

[gleaming grove]

What is this hot topic they are talking

[green schooner]

shit game but

[inland jackal]

im playing as the cartel in '77

[green schooner]

childhood

[tidal trellis]

Depends on which

Borderlands

[broken topaz]

All of them

[solar obsidian]

just the usual - getting fucked raw by monsters.

[weak jackal]

okay i'm fucking off now

[tidal trellis]

2 is pretty good idk about you

[gleaming grove]

What kind of monster

[broken topaz]

2 was so painfully boring

[weak jackal]

my apolocheese if i made you uncomfortable, i understand sometimes i can accidently do that. I'm sorry

[broken topaz]

I never even managed to finish it

[solar obsidian]

[broken topaz]

After attempting several times

[green schooner]

nah I tried some other games like signalis and fear and hunger which are very different then what I play

[broken topaz]

alone and with friends

[inland jackal]

i fuken died

[uncut obsidian]

I'm not

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bublik-gif-27420444

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QScpDGqwsQ

[green schooner]

LOL

[uncut obsidian]

No

[tidal trellis]

Brain farters when they realize people have a preference 🤯

[pastel quartz]

I love youtube algorithm

[weak jackal]

its a good video

[green schooner]

so true...

[broken topaz]

That is a good video

[green schooner]

deus ex was pretty good @pastel quartz

I tried that

[broken topaz]

which monsters actually taste good tho?

[gleaming grove]

Thats pretty rat

[atomic crane]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/crysiswiki/images/a/a3/Strickland.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090620213157

he is literally me

[weak jackal]

i will find out

[broken topaz]

So true

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-metal-gear-rising-doktor-rip-your-sacrifice-will-not-be-forgotten-gif-18249906

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Vh5150

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-metal-gear-solid-v-hands-grabby-hands-gif-6094506198380617855

[tidal trellis]

And what is it

[weak jackal]

wait i should nickname myself

[green schooner]

@weak jackal should I try to get the secret ending

?

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/okHFj__mLD_WYyb4IRKPtTgBPxU=/1400x1400/filters:format(png)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/20108330/Crysis_Remastered_keyart.png

[weak jackal]

yes on survival diff

[atomic crane]

original nanosuit ballin

[green schooner]

i already got promise and memory

i will never get bad

fuck that

[dreamy flax]

sleepysamantha, your new nickname is Stone1

[inland jackal]

crisis

[green schooner]

I will cry

[broken topaz]

oh no its him

[weak jackal]

stone1

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

So much better than the later ones

[broken topaz]

me

[green schooner]

futuristic gimp suit???

[toxic delta]

[green schooner]

no way..

[solar obsidian]

@fading shuttle

[broken topaz]

i hate this

[gleaming grove]

Why do ppl think they can fix Leilei

[broken topaz]

stop

[pastel quartz]

nah

[gleaming grove]

Shes beyond

[uncut obsidian]

AAAAAAi shall not speak

[broken topaz]

why do people think she needs fixing?

[pastel quartz]

there should be femboy

[solar obsidian]

fetish

[broken topaz]

shes perfect

[green schooner]

shes such a girl boss

[toxic delta]

[broken topaz]

you're really giving agp energy today

[green schooner]

whats that

[river zealot]

Hey delight

[weak jackal]

incest overwrites normal brainfunctions

[green schooner]

LOL

[solar obsidian]

sls?

[toxic delta]

im bored out of my mind rn
waiting 2 hrs at laser clinic

[gleaming grove]

Sugma Ligma Segg

[solar obsidian]

literally me

[uncut obsidian]

Suck lick speak

[atomic crane]

oh my goodness gracious

[green schooner]

smash

[broken topaz]

GYATT DAMN

[inland jackal]

clarke has a better one

[green schooner]

good

[atomic crane]

post

[inland jackal]

am not gae

[atomic crane]

you're the one that made the claim

[inland jackal]

didnt say i was going to share it

[green schooner]

me

[atomic crane]

no but you're gae for rating clarke's dumpy higher than nomad's

[gleaming grove]

Damn

So you kiss boy

[green schooner]

yuh

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-3d-cute-seiso-gif-5874424972251486750

[gleaming grove]

Very nice

https://tenor.com/view/filian-quota-dance-gif-16449885428056300846

[inland jackal]

charon is just alex2

[green schooner]

im autistic

[gleaming grove]

Alex but brain is way too farted

[green schooner]

i take adderall

[gleaming grove]

Prob first person to reach brainshat

[green schooner]

i love free meth

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sit-achoo-sneeze-audio-gif-3538842

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-metal-gear-solid-v-hands-grabby-hands-gif-6094506198380617855

[green schooner]

i hated fighting those things first time

little shits

I was never so happy curb stomping them

flare guns are so nice

[gleaming grove]

I like how despite Falco is so down for brainfarting

He does not like Boykisser

Despite brainfarting he must have standard

[solar obsidian]

hey, i have used enough kms jokes. ill start looking like i actually wanna do it

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/lootbug-lethal-company-lethal-company-loot-gif-8383565573298735433

[gleaming grove]

Do it keep yourself safe

[solar obsidian]

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Barley

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/great-beyond-death-guy-jumping-off-cliff-gif-25471862

delight

[gleaming grove]

Time to look for more meme on ancient site

Facebook

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-7050408340647147055

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-and-griffith-gif-25543827

[ruby minnow]

he speaking facts

[green schooner]

hasan is also a commie

bros life will never be hard

💀

[gleaming grove]

Idk man

These streamer life looks like something I can only wish

The nicest perk is that swat team will sometimes visit you for a surprised party

[ruby minnow]

hasan is a retard

like other commies

[green schooner]

they say they have ptsd from being swatted

💀

[green schooner]

hasan preaching for communism living in his 10m dollar mansion

[green schooner]

because hes a proclaimed journalist

[weak jackal]

if you work in retail most people you have to deal with is 1 at a time. with streamers you have millions watching your every move

[gleaming grove]

Yesh phone out of bat

Do laugh

[green schooner]

i dont think th ey are sturggling with

4k rent

when they make

15 dollars an hour

[weak jackal]

they don't have monetary stress, they have social stress

[ruby minnow]

they get the rewards of it

[atomic crane]

i think i could probably force inspiration for content creation if i had a successful career in it

[ruby minnow]

very very much

[gleaming grove]

As streamer tbh if you want to, you are literally showcase your face to the entire world

So if you are very popular your private life is likely to not exist

As retail no one gives a shit

Which I kinda appreciate

[atomic crane]

i dont have a private life

[green schooner]

xqc was literally streaming the bombing of gaza and was making fun of people that were criticzing him

saying "wheres your money at"

💀

[weak jackal]

Oh yeah i am aware

[gleaming grove]

XQC is kinda wack

[green schooner]

these mfs

should NOT

[weak jackal]

but xqc is retarded

[green schooner]

true

[weak jackal]

and a gambler

and a cunt

[gleaming grove]

Dude does some reaction vid and hes not even on the vid for like 80%

[green schooner]

duh

[weak jackal]

i couldn't be a high profile streamer

[green schooner]

you'd say to many real things

and vanish

[atomic crane]

who has a private life they would rather keep than be a millionaire

like what fucking private life

[green schooner]

me

[green schooner]

pryos private life being leaked

[gleaming grove]

Being millionaire tbh still have your private life

[green schooner]

(its joeover)

[atomic crane]

he made the mistake of having a private life

[ruby minnow]

hasan and xqc are the worst in this industry

both retarded

[atomic crane]

dont do private life shit, no need for a private life

[green schooner]

the program streamer vanished from my youtube shorts

im sad

[storm stream]

Hasan does that to himself. He constantly engages in arguments and commentating on events as an attempt at exercising some control

[gleaming grove]

Then what

You prefer ppl to look at you even at sleep?

[atomic crane]

that's what the gun is for

[green schooner]

(all females)

[gleaming grove]

Being female streamer

[uncut obsidian]

and males

[gleaming grove]

Just flash breast and you already pocket a lot

[atomic crane]

female sleep streamer wearing a G string

[ruby minnow]

just do porn on twitch

you will get a lot of money

and viewers

who %60 are probably either 13 or under it

or lets say under 18

[atomic crane]

guys i broke my G string while fingering A Minor on the guitar

[livid plover]

https://tenor.com/view/don-héctor-hector-ding-viejito-gif-17002123175122674651

[fallow trellis]

you singing is shit

i can do better

[livid plover]

its serega pirat

[fallow trellis]

i dont care about any pirates bro

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-gif-12939206850336259113

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-adeptus-mechanicus-mechanicus-warhammer-tech-priest-gif-14919800332216808310

bless this chat

we're going through the warp

[atomic crane]

these are pirates?

they should be arrested

[uncut obsidian]

I'm just walking on the street and singing

[gleaming grove]

Mamo just walk on the street and singing

[atomic crane]

finally snapped?

[uncut obsidian]

Happiness overload

[atomic crane]

oh, a "YIPPEE" moment

so close yet so far

[weak jackal]

mayhaps

[atomic crane]

front row, second from the left

look at those eyes

[green schooner]

shhh

[atomic crane]

they are boring into my soul

[gleaming grove]

@green schooner

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-nirvana-gif-4845371

[fallow trellis]

mk1 on the switch looks great

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-blowing-bubbles-gif-27203196

[green schooner]

seen

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-snark-who-up-who-meme-gif-18406141753525215082

https://tenor.com/view/black-mesa-half-life-cute-gif-21159305

[inland jackal]

i know karate, judo and many dangerous words

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Diana

[atomic crane]

what is the most powerful word you know

[inland jackal]

vegeta

[fallow trellis]

N

oh ok

[green schooner]

goku

[fallow trellis]

oh shit hes dead

[inland jackal]

the heavy is dead?

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/tales-of-heresy-kldpro-vesp-eldar-gif-16165922775068830187

this is cursed

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-smirk-shrek-sus-shrek-smile-gif-4983018699107868283

[inland jackal]

how does he change batteries

[fallow trellis]

like the new iphone 17

[inland jackal]

pivo

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Valdez

[eager igloo]

Bruh how is mobile data better than wifi Im underground

[inland jackal]

bier

myshinka in a bunker

[eager igloo]

Gym's on -1

[inland jackal]

basement

[solar obsidian]

whats pbd?

[eager igloo]

I guess

[narrow lotus]

post bussy disorder

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/finnish-hospital-kys-gif-27573537

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace Hi Delight Hi Nobody

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // morning 👋

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[inland jackal]

nou

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Civic

[solar obsidian]

finally something fun to do while driving

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Cristina

[inland jackal]

daym

[eager igloo]

Ehm... drinking??? 🤓 👆

[solar obsidian]

hey. do you have a boyfriend?

[inland jackal]

no

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-me-think-about-it-meme-gif-7715402

[inland jackal]

not interested

[solar obsidian]

you're all the same

fuck you

bitch

[inland jackal]

no you

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Onions

[eager igloo]

Shadow of Chornobyl

[eager igloo]

Omg cat hiiiiiiiiiii

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Mouse

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo 🤝

[eager igloo]

Eyyy

[inland jackal]

...

[eager igloo]

Now there's enough of us to cause second black plague

[inland jackal]

silenced revolver is a canon

[eager igloo]

How do you silence revolver

That thing is half open

[inland jackal]

idk

it said it was custom made

you read the thing

[eager igloo]

Revolvers in science fiction are usually some fanservice bullshit

[narrow lotus]

Hahah true

Like there is a reason we dont use revolvers in modern military , they are like Swords v.s Actual Guns

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/compartilhou-codmobile-gif-20291432

[narrow lotus]

This is how i knew he was a villain

Only villains use big ass revolvers

Ego Check

[eager igloo]

Cool factor

[solar obsidian]

pretty much

using these kind of guns is brutal

[eager igloo]

I remembered the early revolvers, the ones before invention of case ammunition

Uou had to load each chamber like a musket

[solar obsidian]

wasn't Nagant like that?

[placid sail]

there is actually a real life silenced revolver

[eager igloo]

And sometimes shooting it could ignite gunpowder in other chambers

[eager igloo]

I think?

[solar obsidian]

plus, i think Nagant could be silenced

[inland jackal]

[solar obsidian]

and it was used in WW2

[narrow lotus]

the RSH12 could also be supressed

apparently

[solar obsidian]

and i think WW1, but the regular one

[eager igloo]

I mean sticking silencer on revolver will give you something

[inland jackal]

_ _

[uncut obsidian]

This bitch so

[eager igloo]

But that's kinda true for all guns

[placid sail]

the technology behind a working silenced revolver revolves (heh) around the special subsonic ammo that traps the gases from the explosion inside the case itself, so there's no supressor

[inland jackal]

if yall dont mind

[placid sail]

but it's subsonic, and the range is smol

but it's an actual quiet as fuck revolver

[narrow lotus]

problem with supressing pistols is that , it defies the idea of a handarm since it becomes too big

for a holster or shit

and heavy

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-virgil-i-mind-that-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry5-gif-26458149

[narrow lotus]

sad sack of shit paying for super reactions and wasting them in brianfart

[inland jackal]

wasting?

i have infinite

[solar obsidian]

||ironic||

[narrow lotus]

weren't they limited

[inland jackal]

plus i was showing them to my brother

[inland jackal]

they were

[narrow lotus]

nice

[inland jackal]

say hello

[narrow lotus]

hi

[solar obsidian]

hello, @inland jackal's brother

[dreamy flax]

bz11k, your new nickname is Esther

[inland jackal]

helo

[narrow lotus]

ELSTER

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Darling

[placid sail]

no

no sesbian lex

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-nolyer-elster-gif-5475682652756211605

[placid sail]

dammit

[solar obsidian]

[inland jackal]

Darling

[green schooner]

Me

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-gif-6087585662321898091

[solar obsidian]

gsc when stalker 2

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyw4VRq7NFE

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Bobdylan

[uncut obsidian]

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-dylan-dylan-gif-21050689

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Thegame

[uncut obsidian]

what is this

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

my god madi

you don't know this music video

[uncut obsidian]

no

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Dynasty

[placid sail]

(you lost)

[uncut obsidian]

Who tf watches music videos

[dreamy flax]

bz11k, your new nickname is Emma

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/sniffa-car-funny-carinho-funny-sniff-gif-14003213403233799065

[uncut obsidian]

You're supposed to listen to music

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1211210282471395328/B5DFFAD4-2813-4FF5-BF8D-380115801DD4.mp4?ex=65ed5e7a&is=65dae97a&hm=daffc9b208d81df6f653ca775659f5805aaec1e18e050ef9f05a3cb2a973fded&

Gmgmgmgmg

[inland jackal]

gm

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Quincy

[slender rock]

https://youtu.be/HNI-RQKA-cg @uncut obsidian

[placid sail]

aren't you supposed to be asleep, american

[slender rock]

I grew when the last of MTV and VH1 was still a thing

[solar obsidian]

hey beautiful. are you single?

[inland jackal]

|| https://imgur.com/a/3b4ud4z ||

[slender rock]

then they fucking... turned to reality bs

[slender rock]

thats a high FPS gif

[uncut obsidian]

ban

[placid sail]

getting desperate?

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gupitaro-moo-cat-60fps-you-better-not-be-tweakin-gif-24530157

[inland jackal]

60 even

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-cat-groovy-cat-60fps-cat-jamming-groovycat-groovy-gif-6847627421210741718

[slender rock]

stop that

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Load

weseli, your new nickname is Georgie

[solar obsidian]

is that a no?

[slender rock]

load

this name loaded

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Vanguard

[slender rock]

Massive load

[inland jackal]

call of duty

[placid sail]

I am single, but I'm afraid I'm still very disappointingly heterosexual

[solar obsidian]

whore

[placid sail]

so unless you're actually a hot grill, I don't see this working, Delight

[solar obsidian]

go die

[uncut obsidian]

(delight was actually a female all along)

It's like a reverse female on the internet

[slender rock]

lol

[inland jackal]

never heard of that expression

like, female, what is that

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Rabbits

weseli, your new nickname is Iloveyou

bz11k, your new nickname is Theman

[inland jackal]

@solar obsidian

[river zealot]

Tell me about them rabbits george

[placid sail]

owo uwu

[solar obsidian]

he has been too deep into the rabbit hole

[uncut obsidian]

Female on the internet = male irl
Delight is a male on the internet but is actually a female irl

[placid sail]

it's the maja itself

ilu!

[slender rock]

when you're Demi anything is fair game once you build up enough friendship that goes...deep enough

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname mrmamo4ka
But your name is now Netscape

[solar obsidian]

im not @broken topaz

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Monster

📚 Netscape

A [browser] superior to [Internet Explorer], but inferior to everything else.

NOTE: I re-submitted this because of a [typo] in the last version.

[slender rock]

ayy

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Linda1

sleepysamantha, your new nickname is Lambert

[weak jackal]

LAMBERT

[solar obsidian]

@stone blade

[uncut obsidian]

Deep enough

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-real-meme-stalker-stalker-game-energy-drink-gif-25080407

[slender rock]

😄

yes

deepest it can go

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Emmanuel

memeg7837, your new nickname is Video

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Shelley

[slender rock]

oh look I am a resident evil char now

[stone blade]

why do you ping me about everything monster related

[solar obsidian]

yes

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Mclaren

[inland jackal]

@stone blade

[heavy peak]

@stone blade

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/artillery-cute-gif-27499829

[inland jackal]

goin with the cow juice

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Elvis1

[solar obsidian]

thats not cow juice

[dreamy flax]

@shrewd roost (zhygakaktus) has been unmuted for reason: changed profile

[placid sail]

consider the following

[slender rock]

ugh

[solar obsidian]

hol up

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/elvis-presley-the-king-oh-shit-holy-crap-oh-no-gif-13047784

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-gif-26162796

[inland jackal]

hol up

i will stick to water

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Hardcore

weseli, your new nickname is Tech

[slender rock]

OH NO

[placid sail]

weak

[inland jackal]

@slender rock down for a collab?

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204804925989589023/1211078975145771079/VID_96711001_104930_160.mp4?ex=65ece430&is=65da6f30&hm=3d1abc3966df35de6134e9950a7e2c9408aaac2dad9dd7050130754efa31d1ec&

[inland jackal]

hardcore tech

[placid sail]

that fucking lego sound

[stone blade]

what

[heavy peak]

lego?
isn't it minecraft skeleton death sound?

[weak jackal]

non

[inland jackal]

mclaren is the monster

[uncut obsidian]

guys I have a silly question

[uncut obsidian]

two of them

[solar obsidian]

no

[heavy peak]

no, fuck off

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Hack

[inland jackal]

hack

literally playing '77 rn

[stone blade]

the answer is 42

[uncut obsidian]

i wanted to ask if you're straight or not

[heavy peak]

[uncut obsidian]

but damn you were faster with the answer

[weak jackal]

trolled

[heavy peak]

[dreamy flax]

sleepysamantha, your new nickname is Ophelia

weseli, your new nickname is Train

[inland jackal]

i like trains

[weak jackal]

you are now the hyperfixation for every autistic person i na 3 mile radius

[inland jackal]

hyper what

[solar obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

Go hit on sanya

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon-monke-monkey-drive-gif-24324767

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Bluejay

[uncut obsidian]

That made me piss myself

[heavy peak]

anyone has a spare l4d2 steam key lying around?

[inland jackal]

nop

[solar obsidian]

from 0 to 0

[heavy peak]

1. Not for sale
2. I need it for a friend

[severe flicker]

I keep getting sent Rand m shit from reddit

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Rugger

Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Maestro

[heavy peak]

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ponasenkov-maestro-понасенков-gif-23462490

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Polopolo

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[inland jackal]

just in case

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Polopolo

[heavy peak]

I meant "not on sale"

[hazy finch]

Ancient Egyptians:

[uncut obsidian]

Anyways my question is how long do hickeys last for and why do they hurt so much

[hazy finch]

whats a hickey

[dreamy flax]

📚 hickey

A usually dark-colored skin mark left on any part of [the body] after [having it] [sucked] for a long period of time.

[lunar brook]

and you have that

why

[hazy finch]

how the fuck do you even achieve that?

[uncut obsidian]

First step is achieving bitches

[weak jackal]

suck for like a few seconds

do it on your forearm

[uncut obsidian]

Reasons

[weak jackal]

they can last like a day depending on how strong it is

just wait like 30 hours

[uncut obsidian]

Damn

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-3d-spin-gif-14910305

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090964709617963080/1211269291442307143/GHKE_SLXwAAYnLE.png?ex=65ed956f&is=65db206f&hm=7df6e4b5716eb21cc8aa5be95eb8f2fb4cf65ed9f0ee7b2ae799e2c756fe1d65&

[hazy finch]

how the fuck is this even a thing like someone just went "hmm im extremly bored what happens if i suck on my forearm for like 5 minutes for no reason whatsoever"

[uncut obsidian]

Have you never had sex

[hazy finch]

im 17

no

[uncut obsidian]

Uhoh minor in brainfart

Anyways it's done during that

[eager igloo]

OMG

[inland jackal]

brainfart eject now

[eager igloo]

DUCKS

[slender rock]

get these kids off of my goddamn LAWN!

[weak jackal]

i can be done as a prelude to sex too

foreplay

[hazy finch]

if you saw me IRL you would not be thinking im a kid

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-skull-skull-skull-spinning-spin-spinning-gif-9100477621967381038

what

[hazy finch]

ive got a full on beard and mustache

[tidal trellis]

THE SKELETON APPEARS

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-pink-gun-shoot-girly-gun-gif-25395477

[hazy finch]

shit i dont even remember doing that

[tidal trellis]

bochhi the glock

[lunar brook]

its time to ban someone for a year

[uncut obsidian]

Me frfr

[lunar brook]

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Grizzly

[slender rock]

k

[uncut obsidian]

What

Have you never knew what that is

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/kaden-bear-walk-gif-15031442544519350917

[hazy finch]

as i said i dont even remember the part where i pressed continue

[inland jackal]

a silenced revolver did this...

[lunar brook]

har har har har

[tidal trellis]

dementia patient

[solar obsidian]

i didnt know what's it called in english

[uncut obsidian]

Because you do it automatically every time you see such warnings

[solar obsidian]

still, its funny, knowing your gai shit

[hazy finch]

its a subconscious action i guess

[lunar brook]

the history is cyclical

its stealth archers all the way down

[pastel quartz]

hello hello yall

[slender rock]

ya know... it isn't about the Gae its about being there for the homies

[tidal trellis]

average bocchi moment

[pastel quartz]

do agree

[tidal trellis]

alo

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

[uncut obsidian]

Just helping the bros out

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Bing

[inland jackal]

i actually didnt know

[tidal trellis]

🦐

[hazy finch]

gotta ban the bot now

ill send a zip bomb of all my oblivion recordings to its database

[inland jackal]

straight up n word

no other name

[hazy finch]

well esteemed scholar

[tidal trellis]

oh okay

[stone blade]

Alo

Guys I show you gypsy bitcoin

[toxic delta]

waow

[inland jackal]

real

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-gif-17444795135454861029

[stone blade]

shut it

U laughed

I know u did

[uncut obsidian]

I consider that sex too

[tidal trellis]

brainfart chat getting to weird I retreat for now

[stone blade]

its always weird

wdym

[uncut obsidian]

@hazy finch When's your birthday

[weak jackal]

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

@weak jackal ❤️

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Sabine

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Salesman

[stone blade]

sabine moment

[inland jackal]

sabine

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus hello I sell this passat 5500 leva brand new 2nd hand no repairs done one of a kind you buy yes?

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Free

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-skulls-fortnite-gif-16549378336615426369

[inland jackal]

free

[stone blade]

literally

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Ninguna

[inland jackal]

a what

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[uncut obsidian]

[stone blade]

alooo

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Ninguna

[inland jackal]

hm

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is People

[broken topaz]

NOOO

[stone blade]

@broken topaz ❤️❤️

[broken topaz]

Hai Ivan

[uncut obsidian]

Alo

[inland jackal]

aloo corii

[stone blade]

opalim te maloo

hi cori

[inland jackal]

aloo opajdaroo

[stone blade]

my beloved

[broken topaz]

guhh??

[stone blade]

wha

[uncut obsidian]

opaaaa

[robust cove]

mornin'

[inland jackal]

/namemee

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Chloe

weseli, your new nickname is Dirty

[broken topaz]

Dirty

[inland jackal]

alo volley

bad volley

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Vancouve

weseli, your new nickname is Darkange

cori._., your new nickname is Builder

weseli, your new nickname is Jabber

[broken topaz]

BOB THE BUILDER

[inland jackal]

jabber

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Jetski

weseli, your new nickname is Bangbang

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-arise-dog-pooch-car-window-gif-14577515

[dreamy flax]

soundtrackj, your new nickname is Dewalt

[lyric horizon]

the fuck is dewalt

The walt

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-oh-heisenberg-breaking-bad-gif-26018924

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Paradox

[inland jackal]

its a power tool company i believe

https://tenor.com/view/nascar-2022-nascar2022-kansas-kansas-playoff-race-gif-26940369

[tulip ravine]

CAN HE FIX IT

[pastel quartz]

they make screwdrivers and shit

u wouldnt know with ur soyboy hands

[tulip ravine]

Soy sauce person? Didn’t know that was a thing 🤔

[solar obsidian]

damn liberals

[hazy finch]

i cannot be contained forever

[tulip ravine]

Delight

My man

[placid sail]

this looks more like a kinky foreplay than a decent attempt to douse a fire

[fresh rose]

Just take off your pants

Fucking idiot

Like how not think

[tidal trellis]

what was man trying to do

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Homerun

[fresh rose]

Idk

Euthanize himself

[tidal trellis]

l

[hazy finch]

just piss your pants problem solved

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-sniper-gif-9022732005398095940

[fresh rose]

TRUE

Tbh theres a higher chance he would shit himself out of fear

[placid sail]

popular flex of drinking alchoholic beverages is to do so while they are burning

[fresh rose]

Wtf his balls can drink

[hazy finch]

yea bars make absolute bank from those because they make you pay like an extra 30-50 bucks just for them to light it on fire

[placid sail]

I honestly can't figure out by the clip alone if that is one clumsy motherfucker or it's an intentional hehe funny clip

[tidal trellis]

alcohol drinker, common L

[hazy finch]

dude is mentally 9 years old still spilling over his sippy cup

[fresh rose]

Hes just idiot

Like theres a obvious distance between cup and his mouth and he just spills it on crotch

[hazy finch]

and then you see his slow ass reaction time and see him jump like hes a damn frog

[fresh rose]

He shouldve just taken off his pants

He no thinkey

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Carlos

[solar obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJULo9GEAd4&ab_channel=darckeven

[tidal trellis]

cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dreamy flax]

:flag_hr: Croatian (hrvatski)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Up there mountains burn worse

[inland jackal]

gore gore gore gore

literally a sentence

[fading shuttle]

would

[solar obsidian]

damn

[fading shuttle]

im a smart boy, the one in between estonia and lithuania

[solar obsidian]

yes

[quaint ore]

real

[heavy peak]

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Tennis1

[fading shuttle]

its been years and cyberpunk still has the exact same bugs

i was level 34 when i got this quest, now im 42

her ass still has not called

[inland jackal]

Yeah

Sounds about right

First thing that happened when I started phantom liberty was a bug that softlocked the game

[solar obsidian]

@tulip ravine

[fading shuttle]

guess ill try the old ways of forcing the phone call

[inland jackal]

real

Yeeeaaaaaaa

Y'all ever go through files for memes to send and see files of a "silly" variety and immediately get anxious that you might accidentally send it?

[stone blade]

ah yes

They didn't name the currency of the game "credits"

I'm surprised

[inland jackal]

eddies

[fading shuttle]

in the cyberpunk universe the us dollar is worthless so euros are worth more

https://tenor.com/view/aet-gif-21304066

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Snowball

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-endgame-perhaps-i-treated-you-too-harshly-gif-26539272

me to cdpr

[fading shuttle]

no they should be treated harshly

[solar obsidian]

real

[inland jackal]

Something I don't understand and is the "money chip" or whatever it's called. Like, just have the Eddies as a drop, you don't need a "money chip"

[lunar brook]

balls

[inland jackal]

BALLS

[runic kernel]

Gn brainfart

[inland jackal]

whos you

Gn catboy

/namemem

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Swingers

[inland jackal]

swingers

[uncut obsidian]

Gn

[fading shuttle]

atleast the way to force it through still works

[river zealot]

Gn catboyo

[river zealot]

Latvia is the one in the middle right

Top one is estonia

So the bottom one is Lithuania

[river zealot]

Hey Byzantine

[placid sail]

it's somewhere in Europe, take it or leave it

[river zealot]

[dreamy flax]

bz11k, your new nickname is Slick

[placid sail]

damn right

[placid sail]

you're a bottom Delight

[broken topaz]

so true

[solar obsidian]

[broken topaz]

It takes one to know one

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/true-successfully-deployed-get-this-man-a-true-true-morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-gif-17551062976351461149

[placid sail]

silence twinkie

[pastel quartz]

Yeah trying it once to learn is nornal

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-scout-tf2-gif-12750436057634665505

[uncut obsidian]

it's a god

[broken topaz]

who out here flymaxxing

[hazy finch]

looks like a guy you would see in meet the robinsons

[uncut obsidian]

the waves of happiness I've been experiencing recently are weird

[high token]

CIA 5G brainwaves

[hazy finch]

drugs supplied by the CIA

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[hazy finch]

shut up liberal ill make your neighbourhood addicted to crack and have your property value cut in half

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-butterfly-dog-with-butterfly-gif-647709408914630796

[uncut obsidian]

[broken topaz]

Reagan is that you?

[hazy finch]

destroy all liberals

i WILL nuke cuba

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-sorry-kid-larp-or-be-larped-rise-of-nations-nation-rising-simulator-gif-18202816756838931088

[hazy finch]

im going to nuke vietnam and send in collection teams to gather all the freshly fried rice

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/886523095618306069/1204858416527446057/twitter_1754940018274062619__1707281277635_ceo_NEW_ACCOUNT_-_https_t_co_WGPrkTibq8_480x304_MP4.mp4?ex=65e8b7d7&is=65d642d7&hm=5eb130ba3a1818cca405d0137c29ec4802a34d1847ce94ad10cbb48a3ae05ef5&

[placid sail]

time to go look at fishes

maybe they'll allow me to lick one

[river zealot]

You shall sleep with the fishes

[storm stream]

ez no problem

[river zealot]

Hey catbites

[river zealot]

Sauce?

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Gonzo

[toxic delta]

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Kittys

[storm stream]

hi

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1128262148150284328/1132855729582260264/nuts.gif

[inland jackal]

In other words:

[devout hull]

cock check

[inland jackal]

♻️

[devout hull]

who here is circumcised

[inland jackal]

Are you?

[river zealot]

Negative, sir

[devout hull]

Dirty cock, got it.

[river zealot]

My foreskin is where its meant to be

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Punk

[inland jackal]

Wtf does that mean?

"Master chief. You mind telling me what you're doing on that operating table?"

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Flasher

[inland jackal]

Sir... Cumcision

[devout hull]

By the enye letter you accidentally entered, I will assume you are spanish and say your are uncircumcised.

[inland jackal]

I mean.. I am but I'm also not spanish

I'm just on my phone

[dreamy flax]

weseli, your new nickname is Vivian

[inland jackal]

I hold M for ? And I missed and held N on accident

[uncut obsidian]

i genuinely think I fell in love

Fuck

[storm stream]

give it more time I thnk

[inland jackal]

I feel you.

[uncut obsidian]

do you consider not circumcised people dirty?

[inland jackal]

Can we please make ruski brainfart available for exiles so that one guy can go away? Lol

[devout hull]

No, just him.

[inland jackal]

What did I do?

[devout hull]

How's your cock?

[inland jackal]

[livid plover]

++++++

[uncut obsidian]

thriving

[livid plover]

i need it

[uncut obsidian]

flourishing

[livid plover]

[devout hull]

Constantly in the shade?