#🎪bruh-fart
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“He could be anyone of us!”
Goodnight brainfart chat and braindead individuals
@fading shuttle vtuber meme for you since you like these little creatures
Okay, filian is funny.
me
Wtf is the one doing with thigh highs and shit
Did you win

But she is
pro-tip: post memes when brainfart is dead so 5 people react to you in a row
maximum engagement
I find it hilarious when filian goes "it's fallin time" and falls all over the place
have another one
Idk. Sounds like bullshit to me
Sesbian lex
Let's talk about government, shall we? Or, more specifically, YOUR government, dear America - the Enclave. Just who is the Enclave? Why, now, that's simple. The Enclave is you, America. The Enclave is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. And, well, yes... the Enclave is me, as well. Haha aha. As your President, it's my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your President, I am the voice, I am the heart and soul of the Enclave. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul... of America. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the war. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Enclave. One America. Now... and forever.
When I was a child, growing up in rural Kentucky, I had the best friend a boy could hope for -- my dear old dog, Honey. Oh, the adventures we had! From Knob Creek to Hodgenville we roamed, carefree and courageous, irresponsible and completely inseparable. It was, for a little boy, the perfect existence. So let me ask you, America. How many of your children can say the same? How many of this nation's youth are truly happy, truly carefree? We both know the answer, don't we?
and here's the blinker
Hi Hard Mother Hi Frog Hi Him Hi Delight
p!cat // hey there
p!cat
hi @atomic crane
the fact her streaming room has full floor and wall padding to make it safer for her to slam her entire body into the floor and/or wall is incredibly funny
Hi mister frog
done caulking for today?
Yup, I put all my caulk in
all tuckered out
Now it dries and I install doors
slung his caulk everywhere
The door frame is built, just gotta put em in
just normal tempered glass doors?
Nice clear ones
sliding or what
Ye sliders
nice
It's gonna be pretty epic
Shelves are in, gonna install a couple hooks inside as well
speaking of clear glass panels, i remember reading about a businessy fella who was really into building engineering as a hobby who was so confident in the windows of the building he worked in that he would slam his body into them at office parties as a running joke.
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Spot
yeah he fell thru
SPOT
well funny thing he actually managed to not break the windows ever....but he did fall 30+ stories to his death when a whole window pane popped out
ye lol
what the fuck
Teaser
yeah people arent too smart sometimes
henlo
Why are you giving us a teaser of your shower head
There are no words to describe him
Shower head 😳
oh yeah BTW been meaning to ask, queue times for Helldivers 2 been getting better for yall?
That’s what it’s called yes
I've never even seen a queue in HD2
I guess I just play at the right times
when it first launched for a good few days i was getting the vibe from watching people talk about it that yall were experiencing what i went through with Endwalker launch week
I think they must have sorted it out, haven't had any issues for the past week
I've been getting a bug here and there tho
The game is like my backyard
It's got a few bugs
same could be said for the majority of games though
"I asked you for an n-word pass. Instead of that, you made me white."
"Why did you make that guy white, spiderman?"
"He called me a ni-"
Banned
the bugs are there, but they arent much of an issue until a particularly big one shows up. kinda like the backyard.
such a tease
Yeah the bile vomiter in particular
X3
dude i fucking hate it when the creatures in my yard spit acid at me
theres this one bug that i think lives in the Amazon rainforest or some shit that literally shoots superheated, highly acidic fluids out of its ass at the eyes of shit that it sees as a threat
Niceboi*
Look at my long brown caulk
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Spread
found it
OH FUCK SAKES
HAHA HOMOSEX
Aw dayum... SPREAD
idk
Say gex time
just looking at that makes my balls hurt
that shits wild, idk how they manage to sync that shit so well
reinforce your balls
one little misalignment and SOMEONE'S colliding midair
that shit belong in motivational poster
this is a good alternative to saying "man up"
right along with
FORTIFY.
GIRD THY LOINS
true
SOLID ONE AS WELL
the deeper the voice when saying it the better
Now we just need the penguins of Madagascar to create a plan that will do it
Written by my hideous subs! (and me)
Okay, so I don't have to be too concerned when she hits the floor especially hard
I like it!
yeah she's got full floor to ceiling padding LMAO
Brilliant
crazy cocaine woman in the padded room
funny way of saying she lives in an asylum
I admire your devotion to this crucial phrase
how is bro doing allat
me
where is your big brother Avarice
thats also me
i am all forms of greed
blud is NOT the personification of greed
😹😹😹
i am infact
the personification of greed
1/4th judge holden
3/4 discriminatory
real
greeg
Guh
Listen right sometimes the singular boob is enough
one boob is perfect. still leaves the mystery and chase to know what the other one looks like
Or just sleeping with a girl in general
One of the comfiest ways to sleep icl
Hand on boob spooning bosh can’t beat it
comfy as fuck
If you never tried it get your back scratched lightly like
Don’t put pressure on
But sheee sends me straight sleep tha
what im referencing btw because my brain only works in niche references to silly videos:
Might buy some uranium in a glass cube for my desk
I’m tempted to get or make real periodic table, have each element in it
I think you can buy those
I've seen some that had everything minus the radioactive ones
Yeah but it’s more fun getting radiation sickness
I saw one with fucking plutonium 
Did you know
wuh
everyone's gotta learn this at some point
In olden days that they put uranium in glass cups
lead just doesn't slap as much as uranium
schizo background music
This gives ME a migraine
and i listen to hyperpop and breakcore regularly
What’s hyper pop
assortment of random sounds
high pitches
retarded lyrics
and a huge sprinkle of gae
Rawstyle on top tho
100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (Remix) [feat. Fall Out Boy, Craig Owens, Nicole Dollanganger] {OFFICIAL VIDEO}
Stream/DL 1,000 gecs and The Tree of Clues: https://100gecs.lnk.to/TreeofCluesID
100 gecs - mememe
Stream: https://100gecs.lnk.to/mememeID
Watch: https://100gecs.lnk.to/mememeVideo
Created by Darío Alva & Weston Allen
FOLLOW 100...

Press it
on spotify embed
It’s not loud

what kinda breakcore
just a relaxing drive
LESSS GOOOOO
I mean look at the single cover art
what would speedcore make him
Wtf is this game?
good game
Bro. Same.
you traverse through anomalous zone in anomalous car
I been playing helldivers2
Surprisingly not had to wait to go into a game
Overall pretty good game
Every youtuber makes a "Servers are fixed now" video
Servers shit themselves again

me car
Shuzo Matsuoka.
Inspired by HM Fly's www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl1ImG2b1k8&t=9s
@pastel quartz idc its a repost
sometimes its good to have a reminder
you fucking nerd
:c
jk luv u
i hate helldivers youtubers
its all destiny 2 youtubers but worse
L3
"IS THIS THE META LOADOUT???"
there is no meta loadlout
they are just dumb
"DID YOU KNOW... RESOURCES ARE SHARED??"
meta shitters in any game
are so fucking annoying
how about you sit back and play whats fun
Or whatever you want
meta? how about you meet a woman
People forgot how to enjoy video games in recent years man
what happened to casual fun with the homies on a shooter
I just have to win!!!
i cant believe mfs asked for a pvp mode
fucking hate this shit
insane
there isnt a pvp
mode
lmao'
are you gonna get helldivers 2 cori
I wanna go on in the evenings, pubstomp, or get pubstomped, play on community servers or random matchmaking with no skillbased matchmaking
Like i was playing CS source again
Or mw 2
So you killed him with a landmine you placed
and then made fun off him for it

Sure sounds like you deserved it
no
he stepped on a autotron
LOL
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Bruins
@broken topaz
no

I would like to
but
I have limited money and very limited time
I do not game much anymore
too busy chasin tail
When im not studying or earning money, I'm doing Kendo, relaxing, or exercising
Or that
thats relaxing
But i can do that while i listen to lecture recordings and taking notes
Or while reading notes again
meow :3
meow :3
meow :3
meow :3
meow :3
so true
thats literally me
no
no
:3
me
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voices
@DeadJosey
@iparriedyou104
You should be banned for this
I’ve got nothing to say to you that your parents haven’t said to you.
Garbage
That's a whole lot of projection in just a few posts @river robin

You misspelled gigachad 
im gonna go eat a pickle
literally me btw
im about as poor as the average russian
Sounds like a way to ignore the truth of things.
Typing “meow :3” doesn’t make you quirky or funny.
But 
Meow :3
Meow :3
Meow :3
If you got all that from a “meow :3” then we are clearly speaking your language here
Meow :3
Seems like the opposite tbh and even I don't get this upset 
who mad
Four to five people
hoes mad
hoes mad indeed
🦐
damn
GAMMA is tarkov now
the AI can know exactly where i am at night
they got built in night vision
always has
has been for a while
old news what else is new
i am not a liar
:3 wasn't because of his post
If you aren't actively suffering playing GAMMA then are you really playing GAMMA?
":3" mfs when I banish them to the alternative dimension
whats that
Magus of machine spirit communication: "Speak with me the holy words of the communication with the holy machine spirit!"
Choir: "Press Start to load the holy reliquiae of Jupyter!"
The bell tolls!
Magus of machine spirit communication: "import the litany of datetime!"
Choir: "the litany of datetime has been imported! We have achieved compilation!"
The bell tolls!
Magus of machine spirit communication: "assign the flicker of knowledge called Pcombo of the CSV variety to the holy variable, which shall be named co with the most holy read command known to this unworthy servant of the machine as pd dot read underscore csv bracketopen quote dot slash insert flickername quote bracketclose!"
Choir: "we have achieved compilation without error! Praise the machine spirit compiler!"
The bell tolls!
Ain't reading allat
🤓
Old rts game
Too many words head hurty from ready no please, less word, yes?

Not so shrimple anymore
Very conchfusing
:3
some of the sounds seals make sound like the noises a human baby would make and idk why that so funny to me
gn buddies
Morning night city
weseli, your new nickname is Racing
gm
racist
gn artyom
gn sleepy head
wake up on the dot at 7am prolly
construction workers survived the fog yesterday
weseli, your new nickname is Mets
THE METS BABY
My name gambling addiction is getting worse
wrong chat
https://youtu.be/qlYA2UX60ZE MR FRESH LORE UPDATE
Found this photos from @Laponkotsu thanks for sharing them!
What an asshole 
great game
entropy zero 2 is the great game, entropy zero 1 alright
its like fallout 3 and new vegas
fallout 3 walked so new vegas could run
same with entropy
goten morgen
this song is pretty good, anyone know what its called?
Idk. Shazam it or smth
Hello oguzy
how are u
small w
solid W
6.5/10
thats not a gif
thats my rreaction
Looks Like RussianBadger
meh
Hmmm hard to caption
I have a weird feeling
I want to suck some di||cks not diddies||
🚪
"Maaaayyybe you should stop."
Thats good then
I'm not feeling weird anymore
thanks cori
or
you should shut the fuck up might work
That works too
hmmm
we could find better thing forr it
U wanna suck that damn tiddies
Boring
oh god
you gave me an idea
didn't read boring
write this to it
?
I'm finna edit that and make it more violent :3
Лееее лови кубок
Isn't hotline Miami about killing russians? 
killing gangsters no?
Maybe they are russian gangsters
Its been a while since i played
wha
they are
banned in Aussie land?
How'd you guess? Lol
You guys have a weird censorship with violent games iirc
Yea
Gotta protect the alcoholic wife-beating population from violent video games
Frrrr
Thank god my country has softened their video game censorship
Gotta protect them spiders
Used to be ultra violence would get you a sales ban
Tho in central europe if my country bans it
Mid
I can just get it from another
You?
The thing that lasted the longest
was
Nazi symbolism
Even the last main Wolfenstein game didn't release until they made major cuts to the game
And then shortly after that the german court ruled that video games are considered art
and educational
Therefore not needing that censorship anymore
My country's government are just pussies
Real
Ie. Bruz
I get all my australian news from FriendlyJordies
And if he is to be believed
Theres alot of corruption
atleast in New South wales
that whole story was actually crazy
Thats what you get for messing with John Pork Barrelaro
(incredibly smart play on words)
Well i guess you reap what you sow
Put a bunch of criminals on an island far away
crime happens
I'd like to visit australia at some point
BUT ONLY
i hate the mood swings
if i have a big strong man or woman beside me
Cause I am not dealing with aussie spiders
nuh uh
Why can't i just be happy

Why do these thoughts always come back
Im not russian

Okay but we are racist
Womp womp ig?
I swear it's not healthy thinking about the same one thing every day for over a year
we see cyrillic
I am insane
we think ruski
It probably isnt
Unfortunately I am in the same boat mostly, so I cant offer much relief
Except try meditating when you feel those thoughts coming up
Just focus on breathing, empty your head
for like 5 minutes
While sitting on the floor
it helps
And then they come back again
It's a matter of practice
yes but not always helpful
Training yourself to be mindful of when harmful thoughts pop up in your head
and then being able to consciously distract yourself with meditation
is a skill
And if you can identify and act when certain feelings are happening
you can then also just control your thoughts
Meditation helps with that too
source: Trust me bro
(also dr. alok kanojia)
Daily practice for me anyways
Crying until your throat hurts also helps.
Source: personal experience
(Also trust me bro)
I mean yes
but with reocurring thoughts like that, and with them already crying everyday
Doesnt seem like thats the trick
xd
vrchat furry
Go with cori
I steal all of my ideas from trained medical professionals
They're not harmful
It's not suicide
yeah russian gangsters
It's the "escaping russia" stuff
And it's stuck in my head quite literally 24/7
constant negative thoughts are like a feedback loop that feed into themselves
It only gets worse
i prefer indulging my brain in climactic suicidal ideation
the more you are in your head
I steal all my ideas from me in year 7 (I was dangerously depressed) 
but never actually doing anything
Cori
you hope i kill myself? that's dark
i asked someone to visit the rainbow railroad office in Toronto when they'll be able to
I think you misunderstood him
I want to know if they still even help people

nah cori knew
All their contacts are the email and the office address
cori would see me put a new coat of paint on the ceiling
might be worth a try!
follow your dreams! Become an interior designer!
he sent me porn when i was goin through it tryna avoid gooning

Yea
i did that
an organization that works with the canadian government and helps queer people escape their countries
It's been 3 months since i sent them my email
Bruhhh 
No response
My guess is alot of people are trying to use that service
and they will have very very limited resources
:c
you gotta spam their inbox
They don't even have a phone contact
I think they might just do their own projects and dont work on request
Judging from the info i can find
Like during chechen lgbt purges
The taliban take-over of afghanistan
Doesnt seem like they are doing individual scale operations
oop
Sicne january 1
according to wikipedia they havent even helped 9000 peope
since their founding
in 2006
And that 2115 is just the start of this year
I wouldnt hold out any hope
that this organisation is going to help
"Since our founding, we’ve helped over 13,000 LGBTQI+ individuals find safety through emergency relocation, crisis response, cash assistance, and other forms of assistance."
The numbers aren't numbering
Yea so with those numbers so far they have helped roughly 722 people per year.
And they are already over their average help rate by alot, with requests from the last 2 months
Lets say they randomly choose 722 people to save from a 10k list
722/10000 is 0,0722 chance
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
aka 7,2 percent
Thats how many people asked for help
not how many got help
1 in 4 they say
but i doubt it
Bro saw 3rd grade math and started screaming immediately
Expected furry behavior actually
No. The helper jumpscare scared me
boo
"2022 was a significant year for Rainbow Railroad.
We received almost 10,000 requests for help..."
But the math was also- AAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH
So 27k requests total and they did half of them
cori did you even sleep dawg
no
😭
I have to help my uncle move into his new house in an hour
youre gonna have fun im betting
can your uncle help you move in bed
im not that tired
cause my schedule so fucked
I woke up at night anyway
Cori has his bluetooth buttplug connected to brainfart.
this is like evening for me
dont we all
AAAAA
You laugh
but
I wrote a program
if you send a recycled meme it activates
to route discord notifications through buttplug.io api
You fucking would
share link
uhh i cant
Hey bruno
I host my own git system
post the entire code here
Ney
i mean yeah, thats fair. My sleeping is fucked too but for a completely other reason
Send mega link with the zip
Postmail me the thing with a harddrive
Somebody already did that
cause Buttplug integration exists for everything
from vrchat, minecraft, to spotify and osu
Ultrakill
Vrchat? Oh wait nvm.
Well not anymore
because no mods
There are still some ways that people do it
but they are complicated
and some even require paid shaders
I was gonna say. Vrchat has OSC now
shits gae
Oh right
Dps shaders 
Alright, let's take a look.
I forgor about OSC
Id like to clarify
that is not my git hub
I feel like that needs to be said
my name is not GaeKitten
Made in Rust
Chat, this is an intervention
Why do you all know so much about it
hes an expert
Im a homoseggsual
And a programmer
mix those two things together
and yea
you get tarkov developers?
So you are not GaeKitten, but you are a gae kitten.
wait you use gae as derogatory
all the time
without being offended by your own words

amazing concept
right?
can twitter ever hope to learn that power?
from behind
That's a screenshot.
uh oh
Ah yes the soprano dream realm
I hate that shit
we already know you do
@broken topaz I think you need to take a certain test 
from behind
From the back, it is.
Already taken mutliple times

Warned cori._. for: don't use fword
Warning: 2
Fair
metronxp, your new nickname is Marty
What was the first one
its joever

Saying the same slur
too gae for this world

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
Don't worry bro. Warns are celebrated in here 
Damn
4 days until aldo gonna skim the delete logs for any outstanding mutes
im a good girl, i dont disobey the rules
You did twice.
im pretty sure ive said the slur before without getting a warn
you celebrate it 3 times, and then hold a funeral on 4th
Exactly
Should have checked the cameras
@uncut obsidian Time for your 4PM history search.
Made sure there are no feds around
nty
Bringing back leetspeak to say slurs undetected
I still want the mods to rename brainfart to brainshit
F337
i still want to aaaaaaaaaaa
Unfortunately they were on to that shit like 20 years ago
have you tried not aaaa-ing?

I think leetspeak was already out in 2004

atleast it was dying
To all gamers of my age
you guys remember on pc mw 2
you could do like
^3
any number like that
to colour your name
No
Loser

of your age of 14
back then half my steam friendslists names would look like
^3 RNG | ^2Co^9ri ^7<3
and it would look ridiculous outside of mw2 lobbies
Good thing I caught that 

@uncut obsidian you should've let josta pull that trigger
Who cares, hes a moderator, he did the moderator thing
If Josta wants to he can unban him and ban him back
Fair
What a silly thing to post 
Credit the artist

Kole when are you free for Factorio

I was gonna ask to join in but I remembered that my pc is uh... Yknow..... Fucking Broken.
I need a noob to bully 
skill issue
I'm at work for the next 5 hours anyway
Someone DM me the silly art.
AAAAAAA
Post it here 
I would have Been the perfect candidate
I crave the forbidden texts.
done
the voices
the intrusive thoughts
That's pretty tame.
Yea
Just a femboy in bondage.
but not for this server
Well it is NSFW
i dont have the other images
Its like every tuesday
Yeah, Grok hates the gaes.
Or every day in this channel
The other images reportedly containing rape and more bondage
Unfortunately no
Is kole, he doesn't exactly have much else to do
I do, i need to solo carry the hoes in factorio

Just a cock. Pretty normal
Say, if I were to edit out the penis...
Brainfart Exiles see those every day
it would still be nsfw
A naked femboy in shibari
will always be nsfw
even when dick not visible
Don’t you know? They were even purged once
Openly
Agreed
They are anything but safe
i was there
I lived through the purge
How are you alive



