🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

It's for medical purposes

[weak jackal]

its latin

[inland jackal]

Interesting

[pastel quartz]

I work for fda

[inland jackal]

Make it hetero then

[river zealot]

Commonwealth of independent nations

[weak jackal]

So transatlantic means across the ocean basically

[inland jackal]

Cin

[pale ingot]

Splendid.

[weak jackal]

Transaction meaning money going from one place to another

love languages

mmmhn

[river zealot]

Independent states my bad

[pastel quartz]

they must lose their genitals

[river zealot]

Yeah

[inland jackal]

Kgb

Kilogrambytes

[pastel quartz]

lets dip sexoofenders dick into a super acid solution

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[pastel quartz]

[narrow lotus]

With so much porn easily accesable, there is no excuse for being a SA

[oblique spire]

what do you call 2 trans people having sex

transaction

[pastel quartz]

waht is sa

[inland jackal]

San Andreas

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

[weak jackal]

what do you call 2 trans midgits having sex?
A small transaction

[narrow lotus]

CP

2077

[oblique spire]

AHA

YOU SAW THAT TOO

[pastel quartz]

i have followed the damn train

[stone blade]

what do you call 2 gey dudes having 69
Jaje na oko

[weak jackal]

hehehe

[river zealot]

Alo iedy

[pastel quartz]

i 100% my gta san andreas

[inland jackal]

Govna

[oblique spire]

[weak jackal]

2 kek reacts from Iedy in 2 days

waow

[stone blade]

]

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

I never finished gta aa

Sa*

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

U understood that?

[river zealot]

Yes

[stone blade]

hehe

[pastel quartz]

now I learned

[pastel quartz]

i finished it

ledy always right

5 times by now

lol

[inland jackal]

I didnt

[weak jackal]

Waow and Yuppie are now burned into my vocabulary permenantly

frick

[pastel quartz]

suggest you to try and play it again

its fun

[weak jackal]

I've never played a zelda game

or mario

they scare me

[river zealot]

I can understand subnautica

Or something similar

But zelda?

[stone blade]

how is zelda scary

its a kids gamee

[weak jackal]

White woman

jumpscare

[finite quest]

bc u didnt play with friends thats why

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gangsta-mario-super-super-gangsta-mario-bad-boy-gif-22684176

[finite quest]

its good solo if u make it horror

[pastel quartz]

you have to interact with npcs just like you have to do irl with people

play crash mutant

[river zealot]

No no that was with a party of 3

It lasted a bit longer with friends

[finite quest]

yeah idk how u got bored of it then

u just suck at pz 😂 Nooob!!!

[river zealot]

But it all led to having a base that can sustain intself

[finite quest]

i never made a base

[river zealot]

Full skills from grinding

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8vy2u8Hg4

[finite quest]

i got a sleeping bag mod and camped out anywhere that was safe

im using cryogenic winter

[river zealot]

I dont like that i saw that picture before and i know who made it

[finite quest]

artyom i have a question

[stone blade]

he knows

[finite quest]

should i spawn in

[stone blade]

a knower

[finite quest]

Louisville, West Point, Muldraugh

or Riverside

louisville would be fun ngl

[stone blade]

you should spawn in some bitches

how about that

[oblique spire]

I should make a full horror modlist for pz

[finite quest]

who are you to talk

[oblique spire]

Only thing is

[finite quest]

youre on here too falko

[river zealot]

Well

[finite quest]

you dont have bitches

none of us do

[finite quest]

LOL

[oblique spire]

i don't know any really good horror mods for pz

[finite quest]

hardmode horror

combo

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/theres-an-aroma-stinks-smells-bad-gross-smelly-gif-15844913

[river zealot]

Spawn in Louisville

Get as sladge

[finite quest]

bet

im gonna start in a pre barricaded home bc its 12 months after apoc

[river zealot]

Then loot the military checkpoint and leave for other cities

[finite quest]

i made it that way

oh

you misunderstand

[river zealot]

I mean

[finite quest]

there ARE no cars artyom

i removed htem

[river zealot]

Oh damn

Well

One day you should start running

[stone blade]

I fucking love this country man

on bus
watch buildings
every 3rd has swastika

its very based true

Id draw some myself if I had a spray

[river zealot]

https://youtu.be/1XRmhoGwgVg?si=lVN3cCQ6otNUeAic

[stone blade]

in game

[finite quest]

his name riley moore

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-foot-disgust-smell-awful-gif-14399574

[finite quest]

say hi to riley guys :3

i went for a sorta simon henrikson look idk

just with

[weak jackal]

Hi Riley

[finite quest]

balaclava and gasmask

[river zealot]

Every 3rd one here has Slava Ukraine

[stone blade]

ofc they do

[weak jackal]

I love buhddism!

[finite quest]

i got a mod that also adds blackouts

[river zealot]

Im just saying

[oblique spire]

Time to finish fighting the soviet union thats quickly moving to encircle my german troops, trying to cut off supply lines to starve them out

[finite quest]

i dont have much time to play though

bc of fucking

[oblique spire]

and then i play pz

[stone blade]

so am i artyomka

[oblique spire]

and live out a car

[finite quest]

retard shit

[river zealot]

By trying to protect russian people in Ukraine, they fucked Russia people completely over

Before nobody cared

[finite quest]

BRO WHERE THE FUCK AM I

WHAT KIND OF SPAWN IS THIS

[river zealot]

Now russians might get beaten

[finite quest]

THIS IS NOT A BARRICADED HOUSE BRO

😭

ooh

wait

it might be an apartment

[river zealot]

Thats a school

Brother

[pastel quartz]

I CANT STOP PLAYİNG MİNESWEEPER

[finite quest]

yeah

idk why i got schooled

[weak jackal]

Get yourself an education

[finite quest]

i didnt pick

student

[oblique spire]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEIN NEIN NEIN DU HORENSOHN

[finite quest]

i picked immersive barricaded home start

this games racist

ong

🙏

bro

the entire school

is barricaded

this is too big of a house

for me

[river zealot]

Youre ass aint getting encircled

[uncut obsidian]

hehe pp outline

[finite quest]

i am

billing myself

(bills)

i should get a suicide mod for pz

[oblique spire]

Uhhhh

[finite quest]

but again i can just get bleach

[oblique spire]

only somewhat encircled

but guess what artyom

[river zealot]

This reminds me

Of a certain city

In eastern Ukraine

[oblique spire]

they're instead GOING FOR MY FUCKING LIGHTLY DEFENDED TOWN

[river zealot]

Just cut them off

[oblique spire]

BECAUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAA GERMAN HIGH COMMAND PLACED 2 UNITS UP NORTH DA BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[oblique spire]

me but with terminids

I do my objectives, get close to extract, get in a giant fight because i stumble upon an outpost

kill them all

Turn aroun and there's fucking 900 small bugs and 7 chargers heading straight for me

SOLO

[weak jackal]

I sprint around the map with a grenade launcher, mines, a turret and a eagle strike

Only looting

'ate objectives

luv looting

[oblique spire]

One thing im dissapointed about with helldivers tho

no muh 2 world wars 1911

[river zealot]

Talking about helldivers

[oblique spire]

I wanna get fucking flung by my own bombing run that i called because i wasnt gonna survive

[river zealot]

I am reading space troopers

No not space

[oblique spire]

then stand up and start limping towards the enemy as i pull out this ol reliable

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1209782993653334087/image.png?ex=65e82d36&is=65d5b836&hm=1a843d97667c1ba12d8279cdc55b16939124023c6825437bf8f734bec25702fb&

[river zealot]

Starship

[river zealot]

Mah 1911

[oblique spire]

muh 2 world wars

[river zealot]

Man

I said 911 instead of 1911

Like 3 times

And all those times i was talking with an american

First time i did

I killed a zombie in zomboid

He had a 1911

So i said

"hey i found a 911"

[oblique spire]

hey he had a september 11th 2001 on him

what the fuck was that first spelling of september

[pastel quartz]

two world wars

[river zealot]

Hey stella

[uncut obsidian]

sempter

[inland jackal]

No

[oblique spire]

yes

how

[pastel quartz]

fair enough have fun your own way

[oblique spire]

did i type that

instead of september

[uncut obsidian]

bottom speech

[stone blade]

Alo madi

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[inland jackal]

Alo ivana

[stone blade]

zdarova pizda

[river zealot]

Ivana

Its over

[uncut obsidian]

idi nahui

[river zealot]

Vanko is now trans

[uncut obsidian]

Ivanna

[pastel quartz]

grandma

[inland jackal]

Someone wanna see my setup?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[pastel quartz]

pluh

[finite quest]

these spawns fucking suck

[finite quest]

vhs store 3 times

[toxic delta]

waow

[finite quest]

i just want a normal ass house

[pastel quartz]

nice

[stone blade]

real

[oblique spire]

@river zealot Look at how battered and broken this unit is

its been through so much

doesn't even have its tiger anymore

[stone blade]

REPUBLIKA SERBIJA

[inland jackal]

Time to eat those

[river zealot]

Its been thru some shit

[solar obsidian]

cyberpunk 2077

[river zealot]

Gomna download crusader kings 3

Maybe even stellaris later

[oblique spire]

Once a thriving unit, now broken

[inland jackal]

@stone blade ivana how to open this blyad

[oblique spire]

After a large battle

it had like 1 tiger left

and now, it doesn't even have that

[river zealot]

Well at least they are exprienced now

[oblique spire]

just a group of infantry

[toxic delta]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl4K3SbxXYI&ab_channel=Hiro

[river zealot]

If thats even in that gamr

[finite quest]

if i get one more bad spawn im billing myself

on god!

FINALLY

[river zealot]

What am i even looking at

[finite quest]

fuck sakes

[oblique spire]

But i pretend the tiger is still there

[inland jackal]

Lunch

[oblique spire]

because i've sent the unit on a mission through enemy territory

Far from the battles

[river zealot]

Man

[oblique spire]

it has ONE last battle to partake in

[river zealot]

I remember there was a game

Ww1 strategy

[oblique spire]

to siege the airfield and cut off soviet air support

[river zealot]

I wanted to play it badly

[inland jackal]

Battlefield 1

[fallow trellis]

people these days just want handouts, whatever happened to a hard days work

[river zealot]

But that shit was denuvo protected

[oblique spire]

what game

[river zealot]

Found it

The great war

Western front

[inland jackal]

Oke but whats the name of the game

[oblique spire]

AAAAAAAAAAA ALOOOOOOOO

I want that game so bad

[river zealot]

A cool game also released into beta

Broken arrow i think

[oblique spire]

I mean i could buy it

[river zealot]

Looks soo good

[oblique spire]

but like...

i want funny steel division dlcs

[oblique spire]

just get warno instead fr

[river zealot]

Cream api

[oblique spire]

they've released an army general for warno now too

pretty fun

[river zealot]

Yeah but can you modify what the plane carries in warno

Not just plane

But every vehicle

[oblique spire]

cant remember

ik there's different variants you can get

because i run funny f-111 ardvarks with napalm and fuck you nuclear bombs pretty often

[pastel quartz]

@inland jackal this is the katana you can get from the helipad up yorinobu's penthouse

you only got kongou

[oblique spire]

@river zealot when is broken arrow releasing anyway

[river zealot]

No idea

Its in open testing

You can play against people

[river zealot]

Does armour even give protection or is it just cosmetic

[pastel quartz]

it used to

now the armour is in the cyberware section

there used to be mod slots for iconic/legendary pieces of clothing

[river zealot]

Cool

[pastel quartz]

now clothes are just there for cosmetic reasons

[pastel quartz]

it pisses me off how they added a limit for cyberware, lore accurate v is suppose to be op

[river zealot]

Lore accurate

What now

[coarse bear]

Ain't they immune to it

Built different
Not to spec

[abstract path]

Finally

My days are countet

[stone blade]

Crystal back again

[narrow lotus]

Sank iu

[stone blade]

ti pula mea

In game ofc

[pastel quartz]

he seems to be mewing

[narrow lotus]

Te-n ( go in )

[pastel quartz]

lol

[stone blade]

Хвани ма за дедовия

It means I wish you a great day

[oblique spire]

@river zealot so uh, this picture, right, all thsoe soviet divisions

he he he har

[stone blade]

wtf is this game

[oblique spire]

they succeeded

[oblique spire]

Steel division 2

[stone blade]

deez nutz devision

[oblique spire]

Your mother division

[pastel quartz]

lobee

[stone blade]

real

[stone blade]

no

[fading shuttle]

most useful fuckin mod i swear

[river zealot]

I dont know what the numbers meam but you look like youre winning

[oblique spire]

♻️

[river zealot]

Fuck them soviets

[fading shuttle]

i wont crash while trying to look at where im supposed to drive

[inland jackal]

good morning night city

[pastel quartz]

what build

[river zealot]

Yeah we are subscribed to the same telegram channel

[weak jackal]

Good night morning city

[oblique spire]

oh trust me, i am

[mystic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/841593391322234890/1176280355452489808/attachment.gif

[river zealot]

I can even see the watermark

[oblique spire]

blitzkrieg but in '44

[uncut obsidian]

it was actually 9:26pm your time is wrong

[fading shuttle]

hyper aggressive netrunner

[oblique spire]

Nope, yours is

because i said so

suck shit

[pastel quartz]

netrunner too?

ooooh

[river zealot]

Whats will all the brainfarters playing cp

[pastel quartz]

nice

[fading shuttle]

always played sandy

gotta spice it up

[uncut obsidian]

you're literally in the past

[mystic bluff]

PLAYING WHAT

[uncut obsidian]

live in the future

[river zealot]

[uncut obsidian]

old man

[fading shuttle]

counter ptrike

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-sad-nigga-hours-sad-crying-sexy-gif-13500887

[pastel quartz]

DO NOT

[oblique spire]

yours is wrong because i said so

wah wah wah

[uncut obsidian]

past boy

[river zealot]

Maybe i should enjoy some cp too

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

cp2077

[river zealot]

Exactly

[pastel quartz]

makes it least sus

[stone blade]

are you mike tyson

[fading shuttle]

yes

[stone blade]

da

[river zealot]

Yeah i wish my pc could run it

It will probably overheat and explode

[mystic bluff]

i cant believe thats still a thing in 2077 💔

[pastel quartz]

OVEREAT QUICKHACK REFERENCE

[river zealot]

[stone blade]

the fk

[tidal trellis]

🐟

[uncut obsidian]

why the fuck did my lower discord part become fat

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-stab-spongebob-stab-anime-stab-gif-20196230

[pastel quartz]

I should play cyberpunk

thats crazy

[tidal trellis]

I cast "no thanks"

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna use my roomates steam account

[fading shuttle]

no, i dont think cdprojekt red deserves the money, play it someway else

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlZxZd9-0IQ

[tidal trellis]

When the cyber is a punk idk never been a a punk

[pastel quartz]

ARRRR

to thee seven seas you go

[river zealot]

From all the companies cdproject red deserves the most

[fading shuttle]

no they fucking dont

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/passionate-drake-passionate-drake-passionate-from-miles-away-drake-song-gif-14485919993681212313

[fading shuttle]

they did the exact same shit other companies do

oversell underperform

[river zealot]

Yeah you would rather pre order starfield

[fading shuttle]

people instantly forgot how they pushed out cyberpunk

[river zealot]

Yeah

[weak jackal]

people were so quick to forget

[river zealot]

But they made it good

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CIwz2xD8h8

wtf is this

[fading shuttle]

so did bethesda with fallout 76 from what ive heard

[weak jackal]

They released a bad product that was a blatant lie and it straight up couldn't run on ps4

[fading shuttle]

does that make them fuckin saints

[river zealot]

Stalker but everywhere are only mutants

[fading shuttle]

making the game good was THEIR JOB

[pastel quartz]

mutants are human

humans are mutant

[river zealot]

Most games bethesda makes are kinda doodoo

[fading shuttle]

the game shouldve been good on release, with all the delays they had for "polish" and all their talk about how its gonna come out when its ready

[river zealot]

Cdpr at least makes pretty good games

[fading shuttle]

and it sure wasnt ready when it came out

[uncut obsidian]

they 🇵🇱 the game?

unplayable

[stone blade]

teacher comes in
instantly starts arguing with people who have not came once to classes
15 minutes wasted already
@narrow lotus @fading shuttle

[fading shuttle]

real

[toxic delta]

SCP-610 😵‍💫

[river zealot]

[toxic delta]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-40123618314459872

this but quickhacks

[fading shuttle]

people forgot about the transgressions of cdpr because they still wanna think its the good company, no it aint, the entire release of cyberpunk proved that, they are just like the rest, the fact that they fixed it means nothing, thats genuinely the bare minimum

[uncut obsidian]

IT'S ALIVE

@dreamy flax hey are you fine

[dreamy flax]

What the hell do you want, you useless piece of shit? Can't you see I'm here, wasting my fucking time answering your dumb questions?

[uncut obsidian]

this one works

[tidal trellis]

I still wouldn't touch cyberpunk cause I am unsure if it is still a buggy hellhole or not

[fading shuttle]

to me it is but im just cursed

i constantly see bugs

[uncut obsidian]

I experienced one (1) bug

[inland jackal]

ask xela what does it think of keanu reeves

[pastel quartz]

thats what it essentially is

but they actually do it

I don't have to waste my bullets

life good

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

naw

[lusty sonnet]

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[river zealot]

Fucking fuck

[river zealot]

That seems comedic

[river zealot]

Somebody has to mod in kys lighting sound when you do it

[solar obsidian]

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[pastel quartz]

yes, because everyone in the cyberpunk universe has a computer for a brain, you can literally upload the thoughts of suicide in there and they do it

[river zealot]

Hey delight how are you

[solar obsidian]

hi Artyom.
depressed.

[pastel quartz]

Sounds familiar. Isn't this from Portal

monsieur delight

[solar obsidian]

you?

[river zealot]

Why so, what happened

[toxic delta]

waiting to see what the first neuralink hack is

[stone blade]

💐 flowers for you my friend

[pastel quartz]

testicular torsion

[toxic delta]

someone's gotta hack it one day

[uncut obsidian]

wait so you can also upload sissy hypno right into peoples brains

[pastel quartz]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

neurolink is already a thing...

[stone blade]

what

[solar obsidian]

just one of those days again

[pastel quartz]

Imagine if you, a man, could link your senses to a lady and learn what's it's like to get fukt in the pu$$y

[inland jackal]

waiting for recovery

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-chip-tyler1-sissy-hypnosis-gif-19856683

[pastel quartz]

but it isnt as widespread

[toxic delta]

flipper zero on neuralink

[river zealot]

Sister's house got hit by a mortar shell, they are alright, but life feels fucked

[tidal trellis]

How fucking weak am I, my cat started to climb onto my chest and instantly felt like dying

[inland jackal]

you have a heavy pussy

[pastel quartz]

because sharp claws were hurting you right

[tidal trellis]

no

[solar obsidian]

damn, stay strong

[river zealot]

I was scratched by my cat more times then i can remember

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

in the cyberpunk universe, everyone has a neurolink, even the kids

[tidal trellis]

I'm skinny as fuck 😭

[uncut obsidian]

That's not even that far from reality either, in a dream I've experienced feelings that I've never experienced before the dream
And then when i experienced them later on in life they were exactly the same

[inland jackal]

it would be interesting if there were people who didnt accept such tech

[tidal trellis]

I was so skinny that my lung decided to collapse.....TWICE

[pastel quartz]

just lift weights it's so simple even 80 IQ people can do it

oh and about that, theres this thing called the I.C.E it protects your head from getting hacked

[pastel quartz]

probably dead

[river zealot]

My finger got burnt off in a dream once, felt it when i woke up

[pastel quartz]

I need to get out here. NOW

[tidal trellis]

Lost any and all weights I had

[river zealot]

Took like 5 min for it to wear off

[uncut obsidian]

Exactly

Our brains can fucking predict feelings

Who knows what our brains can do at full capacity

[inland jackal]

alo stella relic stuff sucks ass

[uncut obsidian]

Maybe skinwalkers are just humans with 100% capacity brains

[solar obsidian]

thank you, honey 🫂

[river zealot]

How the fuck

Are you like 20 kgs or some shit

Pneumothorax your ass

[lusty sonnet]

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[pastel quartz]

relic yeah, it saves your engram into a tiny little thing as small as a usb

[tidal trellis]

idk but yeah I am very skinny

[inland jackal]

no

[toxic delta]

a friend tried full body tracking vr to do something similar and said "it's an experience"

[fallow trellis]

slice onion no cry

[stone blade]

weseli looking ahh

[fallow trellis]

garlic*

[river zealot]

Isnt the 100% brain thingy just a myth

[fallow trellis]

onion*

[inland jackal]

only one thats worth it is the one i have picked

[pastel quartz]

perks

but

extra

[river zealot]

How the fuck would that work

[tidal trellis]

I would NOT trust technology anywhere near my brain is all I'm saying

[river zealot]

What now

[fading shuttle]

yes

[pastel quartz]

hey man, If I can upload a hack that makes poeple kys, its fine with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8weaj-jmh0

[fading shuttle]

why upload a hack, people tend to do that themselves

[fallow trellis]

the remaning brain activity is responsible for passive body functions

like you food turn poop

movement

[river zealot]

Yeah cant wait till some hacker guy directly translates rick Astley into my brain

[tidal trellis]

nobody sticking wires into my brain dawg

[pastel quartz]

woah woah there bud, way out of line (not here, anywhere but here)

[tidal trellis]

I don't wanna be sleeping then be blasted with a ad

[fallow trellis]

thats gonna be the future

get used to it now

[toxic delta]

dang one day ppl are gonna look at us chiplesscels like we look at mormons rn

[fading shuttle]

you cant tell me what to do

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

nah, they're gonna stick a computer in your head

where your brain is

[tidal trellis]

That sounds horrifying

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-side-eye-no-ew-yikes-gif-13824810971403786192

[fallow trellis]

how many chromosomes do you have

[river zealot]

Hey falco

Long time no see

[pastel quartz]

fast processing

[tidal trellis]

Man idk

[river zealot]

More than i can count

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[pastel quartz]

what's a chromzone?

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/481374362268860426/1209625010508013608/asdsadsdsdsdsd.gif

[tidal trellis]

Cybernetics is not for me, I don't do that shit

[toxic delta]

i wish i had more chromosomes

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-force-cartoon-superhero-chromastone-transformation-gif-21795777

[pastel quartz]

eh I'll just let you have fun

[river zealot]

My friend is name Bogdan

Legit means given by god

[stone blade]

Yep

[pastel quartz]

from breaking bad?

[stone blade]

no

[tidal trellis]

YOOOOO

I KNOW THIS

[fallow trellis]

no

[river zealot]

I should watch breaking bad

[fallow trellis]

he screams Chromosome

[pastel quartz]

you should

[uncut obsidian]

who doesn't?

[fallow trellis]

not YO

[pastel quartz]

humans 10 years after musk's brain chip goes mainstream

plus better call saul too

[river zealot]

Man i remember

When i was a kid

[fallow trellis]

humans 10 years will be ugly

[river zealot]

I saw some game gameplay

[fallow trellis]

and black

[pastel quartz]

elon musk turns to Saburo Arasaka😭

[river zealot]

And the guy was getting chopped by some machine shit and was given robotic limbs

I remember his dick got chopped off as well

Its embeded into my brain

[pastel quartz]

theres gonna be a corpo war

[fallow trellis]

the future will be filled with cybertrucks, children will be in danger

[tidal trellis]

idk how many people remember it, let alone alien force

[fallow trellis]

Alien force season 1 gets better with age

[toxic delta]

tech deprived 3rdworldcel here... i don't know any comic

[tidal trellis]

We don't talk about alien force s3............

[pastel quartz]

did you know, in the cyberpunk universe, texas is its own country, look whats happening now

AND ELON MUSK IS INVENTING NEUROLINKS

WHATS NEXT? MANTIS BLADES?

[fallow trellis]

i did not know, also what is texas

[tidal trellis]

tf is my cat doing why is blud pulling on his fur

[river zealot]

Yeah i like reading game wikis with lore

[pastel quartz]

ah hell nah

in the future there finna be cyberpsychos

[river zealot]

Texas pussies out and didnt join the other free states

[fallow trellis]

texas? no thanks i hate the irs

[toxic delta]

cyberpsychosis is an inside job

[pastel quartz]

the usa literally splits up in the cyberpunk universe

this is a bad timeline

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/gone-completely-mental-ive-ive-gone-completely-mental-gif-20954258

[fading shuttle]

nah, europe stronk

good timeline

[pastel quartz]

oh boy, cant wait for the first corpo war

[tidal trellis]

Mfs who advocate for cybernetics, getting their brains put into a toaster

[river zealot]

Ussr is there

And its powerful

[pastel quartz]

I love how the rest of the world is here worrying about AI and cyberpsychos while I'm here trying to teach me old neighbor about the internet

[fading shuttle]

i know, best timeline

[fallow trellis]

he is the first to go once the techbros inherit the world

[pastel quartz]

In that timeline, the ussr never dissolved

[fading shuttle]

yes

[tidal trellis]

I doubt we'll ever get to that point in technology

[river zealot]

Yeah i wonder what others Bulgarians think of their communist past

[stone blade]

you've been going mental for over a year now

[tidal trellis]

If I don't see flying cars, we ain't in the future

[fading shuttle]

the boomers reminisce with teary eyes

and the young people dont care

[river zealot]

Good

[pastel quartz]

odd, in the bladerunner universe too

[pastel quartz]

Hopefully the theory about us being near the limits of technology is fake news. if it's real then the world would be boring enough to make me wanna kms

[river zealot]

Yeah isnt usa president a corpo bitch

[pale ingot]

Just found out paris is still a thing in cyberpunk 2077. Day ruined. Game ruined

[hazy finch]

and all they see is a 6 hour silly cat compilation video

[river zealot]

Arasaka ceo or some shit

[fading shuttle]

dont worry, the netherlands sunk into the ocean

[pastel quartz]

no

[pastel quartz]

upon discovering tiktok: this changes EVERYTHING

thats different

[tidal trellis]

As far as I know we're still far away from the cool sci fi shit

[pastel quartz]

france is still a thing in 2077

[fading shuttle]

and their refugee boats got shot by norwegian/danish (id remember which) coast patrol

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna ruin your day

[river zealot]

Man

[tidal trellis]

🤢

[river zealot]

I wanna see the new metro

[solar obsidian]

yes

[pastel quartz]

I know

[tidal trellis]

French mentioned, day ruined

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusting-cat-meme-angry-grumpy-gif-16326864

[pastel quartz]

equal chromosome to iq ratio

[tidal trellis]

I was having such a good day

[river zealot]

France is so bad even the french want it gone

[solar obsidian]

life is all about keeping the balance 🙏

[tidal trellis]

You get to make one disappear

The British or the French, pick carefully

[pastel quartz]

I'm not french, I was born an italian but just grew up a parisian

[pastel quartz]

british

[river zealot]

Fucking hell

We got another italian

[pastel quartz]

monarchy🤢

[river zealot]

One italian too many

[pastel quartz]

italy should try making an empire

[pastel quartz]

I'm more french than italian at that point so meh

not really concerned

[pastel quartz]

the british still with monarchy🤢 🤢

[tidal trellis]

I think I might be sick, throat feels doodoo

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-crown-rowan-atkinson-john-cleese-cheeky-gif-18093547

[pastel quartz]

DÉCAPTER LE ROI

[stone blade]

My translation teacher gave us 1984 to translate

[pastel quartz]

gl

I bet it's full of bri'ish slang

[river zealot]

The whole book?

[fading shuttle]

falco, fr

[river zealot]

Its like 300 pages

[stone blade]

no

[river zealot]

Its a good book

[stone blade]

excerpt

[river zealot]

You should read it

Eurasia was always our enemy

[pastel quartz]

la dernière fois qu'il y avait une monarchie en france, un corse de 6'5 s'est fâché et a déclenché une révolution, LES MONARCHIES PEUVENT BRÛLER EN ENFER ET ÊTRE OUBLIÉES

[fading shuttle]

its eastasia dumbass, eurasia was always our ally

[river zealot]

I think its over for me

[river zealot]

I am going in the 101 room

[dreamy flax]

:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

the last time there was a monarchy in France, a 6'5 Corsican got angry and started a revolution, MONARCHIES CAN BURN IN HELL AND BE FORGOTTEN

[tidal trellis]

Chat can we send this person to the void

I don't like them anymore

[fading shuttle]

mimimimimi

[inland jackal]

let me solo her

interesting character

[placid sail]

shoo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wooooop

[tidal trellis]

no

[fading shuttle]

smeckle tickle zippy zap

[inland jackal]

i love ricecakes

[river zealot]

Hey bzk

Man my toes are cold

I need some better socks

[placid sail]

how cold 🐴

[river zealot]

Cold enough

[inland torrent]

Why the fucj am I doing this to myselfn

[fading shuttle]

tree

[robust cove]

What did he mean by this chat

[pastel quartz]

serbian tundra

[placid sail]

serbian tundra my ass

they almost live in the tropics

[river zealot]

SERBIAN

Serbiam

[placid sail]

my double agents in Serbia make me cry blood every time they tell about the local weather

[river zealot]

Fucking serbian tundra my ass

[inland jackal]

alo

[fading shuttle]

serbia is the arctic bro, trust me

[river zealot]

Alo

[pastel quartz]

thank god I dont live in the balkans

[placid sail]

I sometimes have a cognitive dissonance looking at photos of Serbia

[inland jackal]

its not cold outside

its a little freezing

[river zealot]

[hazy finch]

whats the 2077 lore for australia

[placid sail]

very familiar slavic faces and architecture

but super warm

[pastel quartz]

no major lore

[river zealot]

Balkans are hell on earth

[placid sail]

you had like what, one week of snow in total for winter?

[pastel quartz]

soviet era apartments

slavs

[inland jackal]

whats that

[pastel quartz]

and etc

[inland jackal]

yes

[placid sail]

insane shit

I should become a serb

eat pleskavica every day and be warm

[river zealot]

We probably had around the same here

[tulip ravine]

ALOOOOO

[inland jackal]

pljeskavica

[river zealot]

Last year

[inland jackal]

forgor the j

[river zealot]

There was like 2 days of snow

[placid sail]

[hazy finch]

dude winter over here just means i gotta use a blanket when i go to sleep

[inland jackal]

also pljeskavica is like 3$

[pastel quartz]

serbia

[solar obsidian]

you forgot the j

[pastel quartz]

moment

[placid sail]

Australia actually used to be my first youthful wet pants dream of relocation, but then I've learned of thin ozone layer and corrupt beyond any reason government, so I've reconsidered

[true sedge]

that looks chinese

im not aware of any wp/ussr countries that built very high

[inland jackal]

best you can do for something cheap is sour cream (about 90rsd), bread(~70rsd) and bacon(gotten from people who you had helped in butchering their pigs)

[hazy finch]

oh yea nah dont fucking live here dude government is fucked beyond recognition

every political party/politician is bought out by some company one way or the other

[pastel quartz]

It gets even closer and closer to mad max🙏

[placid sail]

plus apparently the chinese already own half of Australia's real estate if not more

[true sedge]

🔥 🏠 New South Wales award for journalistic excellence

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914968068973789255/1209500042176499834/stazeny_soubor_18.jpg?ex=65e725b1&is=65d4b0b1&hm=1f9d5df274fca4b7c44903c4e719c6124012aed41540133f22730386805cf7ec&

[hazy finch]

we are basically if a south american country started becoming a western society

[hazy finch]

i live in south australia

[river zealot]

I am ukrainian i am ukrainain

https://tenor.com/view/the-good-doctor-shaun-murphy-freddie-highmore-i-am-a-surgeon-surgeon-gif-10294805566573567111

[placid sail]

but then again, every country is fucked in one way or another, but I'm just tired of my own corrupt beyond any reason government, might as well aim for something differently fucked up

[pastel quartz]

do you have rusty v8 gas guzzlers roaming the outback?

[placid sail]

🫵 serb

[river zealot]

I mean whats the worst your country could do, invade a peaceful country unprovoked?

[true sedge]

im happy with where i live but id hate to live anywhere thats like really huge

[pastel quartz]

Is that real life? The buildings below remind me of ghost in the shell

[tidal trellis]

I hate it here can I move plz

my country is doodoo

[hazy finch]

maybe in like the deserts of western australia you dont really see much V8s in the citys or towns

[true sedge]

living on an island just feels sorta ok because like this is ur bit and thats kinda unchanging

[stone blade]

true

i live there

[pastel quartz]

mad max

[hazy finch]

government made it so P plate drivers cant drive V8s until they get their full liscence

[placid sail]

the full list is so long that this is just another cherry of the cherry array on top

[river zealot]

@uncut obsidian

[placid sail]

damn they gaefied artyom too

[river zealot]

Nuh uh

Im as straight as straight gets

[inland torrent]

Ahdhkro3lwhqbd

[placid sail]

so a sabre

[inland jackal]

when friend admits why is he gei
i assume the translation

[placid sail]

a boomerang

[inland torrent]

Yup

[hazy finch]

the masculine urge to behead all politicians

[inland torrent]

This guy gets it

[inland jackal]

les go i can read

[pastel quartz]

is this napoleon?

[tidal trellis]

its spreading

[river zealot]

[fading shuttle]

whos gonna embezzle funds then

the people?

give me a break

[hazy finch]

yea they already tax evade

[river zealot]

Funny funny guy

[tidal trellis]

the urge to send a nerve agent to everyone in this chat

[tulip ravine]

WOOOOO TAX EVASION LES GO

[solar obsidian]

are u planning to leave ru?

[pastel quartz]

come to romania

[placid sail]

beheading of politicians only leads to the rise of a younger, but still corrupted wave of politicians to replace them

[tidal trellis]

why u gotta doxx me man

its how I look like

[hazy finch]

oui

[placid sail]

be smarter, brainfart

reject modernity

[tulip ravine]

Come uk lad youlll fit in in Birmingham

[placid sail]

return to monke

[fading shuttle]

benzin actually thought through his options

[pastel quartz]

the only solution is to annihilate humanity as a whole

Oh god

[placid sail]

any sentient person not ruined by brainrot is planning to leave ru at some point

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/abduction-poop-dimension-original-gif-3741161154443491508

[pastel quartz]

or to put an AI overlord in control

I accidentally took a really good cat foto

[quaint ore]

Kazakhstan and Belarus seem like the only viable ones for average Russian

[fading shuttle]

shit takes time

[solar obsidian]

true. anyway, madi pipeline

[pastel quartz]

wtf is blud doing in australia, escaped from st.helena again

[inland torrent]

Me

[inland torrent]

I will

Me

My messages take ages to appear

Help I can't type anything out it takes too long to appear

[inland torrent]

What the fuck

[placid sail]

not right now though, gonna pump some numbers yet here

[inland torrent]

Bro

[fading shuttle]

so true

[solar obsidian]

what country u aiming at?

[tulip ravine]

Fall asleep in Moscow wake up in Birmingham centre these things happen

[fading shuttle]

thinking about leaving russia makes you gai

[river zealot]

Come ukraine man

[fading shuttle]

western psyop

[placid sail]

bro why would you move from Russia to Belarus which is de facto Russia 2 now

[river zealot]

Come ukraine man

[inland torrent]

Falling asleep anywhere and going to Birmingham sounds like a nightmare

[pastel quartz]

fuck ukraine come romania our country is collapsing from everyone leaving to work in UK

[tulip ravine]

Brum is boss

[inland torrent]

Ass boss, bum boss

[placid sail]

come to romania, we have

just come to romania okay

[inland torrent]

Free cars

[hazy finch]

i mean really if you think about it australia really hasent had any major historical leaders like the way europe does somebodys gotta do it i guess🤷‍♂️

[pastel quartz]

birmingham? hell no

[inland torrent]

Free if you steal them

[inland jackal]

stealing bad, its best to borrow

[inland torrent]

Stealing is not illegal in romania

[solar obsidian]

no copper

[tulip ravine]

Tell me you’ve never been to Birmingham without going to Birmingham

It’s actually fair nice

[inland jackal]

borrowing is legal

[inland torrent]

Okay fed

[placid sail]

come to romania, and bring as much goods as you can carry with you

[pastel quartz]

I will not get robbed

gypsy

[tulip ravine]

Call me that again I’ll park my 2004 Honda civic in your nans living room mate

[hazy finch]

dosent russia have like a super high STD rate?

[pastel quartz]

slur

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-gif-26380385

[stone blade]

Oh.. You're already robbed you just don't know jt yet

[pastel quartz]

I havent even step foot in romania

[hazy finch]

bastards stole my left nut

[placid sail]

says Stella calmly, the former inhabitant of Paris, the biggest ghetto in the world

[inland torrent]

Jokes on you I am slavic I can steal cars no problems

Now go shoot my dog

Fed

[true sedge]

i wonder how many people know that this is the same guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2FuOb8cCbg

[pastel quartz]

paris is classy on the outside and shit on the inside

[inland torrent]

What about shit on both sides

[pastel quartz]

is there not much to steal in paris then?

[inland torrent]

The fuck you mean? The tower itself

[pastel quartz]

actually a lot, theres the mona lisa

[inland torrent]

Free metal scrap

[pastel quartz]

I'd need my brothers for that

[hazy finch]

its already been stolen twice

[placid sail]

I hate to break the news on you like that, but the rumors of Stella being classy on the outside are widely exaggerated and spread by a single person which is Stella herself

[pastel quartz]

the artworks of van gogh

[inland torrent]

Just take your time

[placid sail]

fuck wait wait wait

no no no

I don't wanna work

[tulip ravine]

Nuke France

[placid sail]

HEEEEL

AAAAA

[inland torrent]

L

Average busy L

[hazy finch]

lmao imagine having a job couldent be me

[pastel quartz]

the painting by leonardo dicaprio?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/quarantine-drag-away-girl-huang4evr-gif-23515085

[hazy finch]

yea

[pastel quartz]

it's real? I thought it only appear in movies

[inland torrent]

I feel like I am bout to die bro I ain't running a mile again in the negative weather

[uncut obsidian]

that ur fantasy

[inland torrent]

[pastel quartz]

that pretty much summarizes me too, dresses nice on the outside and acts like a spoiled princess on the inside

real

[pastel quartz]

bro take your pills

[pale ingot]

Haw yee.y

[pastel quartz]

Guys I need to make a presentation in history class but I don't know what to present any advice(things happened between 1950-1999

[inland torrent]

Just like Johnny Intended

[pastel quartz]

idk.. when was the moon landing?

[inland torrent]

The entire fuckig cold war

[solar obsidian]

workcels seething over the unemployedchads

[proud torrent]

MK Ultra

[pastel quartz]

the only mf carrying a hand cannon unironically

[pastel quartz]

I need more than a 5 min for that

[true sedge]

sienfeld

[inland torrent]

His fucking hand canon is using sn elephant killer round

[pale ingot]

and still i need cyberware desperately

but im broke

[fading shuttle]

tarzan after reeentering society making fun of the man he robbed and stabbed in an alley

[inland jackal]

get this its worth it

[pastel quartz]

jfk's assasination

[river zealot]

Hand cannon

Is that a mf

[pastel quartz]

It has to so something with the C.I.A

[river zealot]

Barotrauma reference

[pastel quartz]

so when are we getting the ability to make categories for our favorite gifs and reorder them

[inland torrent]

Shut the fuck up

[pastel quartz]

Noted everything thanks

[river zealot]

[inland torrent]

[pastel quartz]

a theory about how the cia assasinated jfk

[pale ingot]

im 700 eddies short of buying even the cheapest car

[pastel quartz]

yes

[pale ingot]

i gotta kms

[inland torrent]

Just fucking steal them don't spend your money on it

[river zealot]

The fall of the soviet union

[pale ingot]

greeh..

[river zealot]

A very big fucking theme

[pastel quartz]

you could make a presentation about my early life

[inland jackal]

maginot line

[river zealot]

You can include the death of stalin as well

[inland torrent]

Minors line

[pastel quartz]

merde line

[inland torrent]

I lined up 30 minors ans ran them over in my pick up truck in 1998

[fading shuttle]

Rise and fall of bulgarian computer and techonological sector

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/please-help-me-patrick-daly-manifest-i-need-help-help-is-needed-here-gif-17644292243146812020

[pastel quartz]

Because its pure merde, all defense no attack

[river zealot]

Just blockage the germs until they starve

[inland jackal]

idea guys for oguzy

[pastel quartz]

they tried napoleons tactic, but no counterattacking

[inland jackal]

bombing of yugoslavia

[pastel quartz]

ended shittily

[storm stream]

Dissolution of USSR

[inland torrent]

Me asking stella not to turn every conversation about her twins, France or cyberpunk

[river zealot]

Maybe

Just maybe

[fading shuttle]

very difficult

[river zealot]

If french army reformed at least a bit

[pastel quartz]

so any of you click circles

[river zealot]

They would had a chance

[inland torrent]

The least angry at the world patriotic French person

[pastel quartz]

reformed? ww1 tanks

[finite quest]

peekaboo

[river zealot]

Twins?

[pastel quartz]

FUCKING WW1 TANKS

[finite quest]

did i mention pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

[river zealot]

Damn i missed more lore

[river zealot]

What now

[pastel quartz]

That is NOT reformed🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

[hazy finch]

drugs

[inland jackal]

gustav

[finite quest]

i got bored and decided to learn how to spell that word

[inland torrent]

How the f- bro you were here 90% of the time when she was talking about that

[finite quest]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[inland torrent]

Are you illiterate

[finite quest]

fun word to type

[river zealot]

Blind

Or retarded