#πͺbruh-fart
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You Made me drop my phone it became so heavy, delete the message with caseoh in it
nuh uh
of course his name is isis member
yuh huh
Huh yuh?
Honorable mention
Ice dweller
we have an ice dweller here
Let me get rid of this ice dweller
The nokia
nuh uh
the ISIS member uses a nokia
it goes ding ding ra ding
and then allahs
that is the dishonorable mention
And disgusted by what is the most common
its funny becuase the guy is arabic
dog benis
Di ra ding ding di ta ding ding Di ra ding ding ding
real
real shit. my dream gadget when i was 8 yr ol
Ringadingding
Bruh
i always be knowin
Why an I getting β»οΈ'd for saying ringadingding
You bitch
Omg he's just like me frfr
Me rn:
real
Omg just like me
π₯°
Wife material tinder profile
"i love twinks, 666"
he burned his hotdog in zomboid
"satan"
my car
hotdog
I can relate, I placed a corn dog in a microwave for 10 minutes once.
Lgbt flag with an ar on it 
I think that's the least concerning thing on that car
Even it being a toyota is more concerning
You know what? Fuck you.
I am going on a trip soon its gonna be so epic
Trip wher
norway
I can't even post pictures of some ramdom lineart of a furry without people thinking it's boykisser 
Cool
booked my plane tickets today
You can only blame your people about it
Fair
I'm gonna lazily color this in now
It's... Not tho
my mommy didnt let me have those when i was a kid
Based off of or related to
IT'S JUST LINE ART OF A FURRY FFS
STOP YELLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you should be angry at boykisser
not blur
boykisser is what caused every male cat furry to get called boykisser
okay, like I am not hating on furry stuff but fucking hell sometime it's too much... just scale back.
all the tech people, and electronics repair, and all that shit, are furrys and/or Twinks. I can handle Twinks and fembois. I don't judge there. cough
furry, yeah... idk
rrrrbrr skibiidi toilleett
oh, you're a furry? i think you're putting me in a self defense situation right now
haha
Seriously all the technical people are either bears like bigclive and π or twinky furry. The autism i guess?
π€
i'm in cybersecurity and know a lot about puters and i'm what some would call a "cis white male"
yeah, the rest are?
i never asked to be assigned that designation but hypocrites will be hypocrites
yeah
yeah...
the G in LGBTQIA+ stands for Goon
if not then idk good job, here's a...raise?
goonsexual, that's me
it's for gabagrool


gabagoon
bingo
why would you need anything other than the F-15
thats a bop
is that a mig-29 in the bottom right
and some kind of sukhoi jet in the bottom left?
SU-35?
AW HELL NAH
THEY ALL UP ON SPUNCH BOP'S SHIT
hold on lemme think
Ape make flame. Oil lantern
uhh fuck dexta
i hate dexter deshawn for no reason in particular
he looks like coach from l4d2 from the front
yeah coach was my second least favorite character in l4d2 for no reason in particular
so that tracks
you stnik
you wanna know who my least favorite character was
im gonna guess like
ellis
based womanoid hater
he is a bit of an ass
i dont wanna stay on good relations with him he stinks
stick to your friends
yeah you dont make it anywhere in night city being a cucked wageslave pussy
he cool
is this not your first time playing
ive just gotten spoiled
oh
for bits of the story
like i knew how arthur dies in rdr2
character deaths are something really easy to be spoiled for
what man is walking around going "Guess what my favorite AK is"
doinks
what is a doink
he fucked his homie a few times before he asked the homie to guess his favorite AK
foreplay
look
imagine getting sucked
lets be real

74 is the best ak
which 74
AK-107 best AK
its good
my favorite AK is The Mother Fucker
it gets worse
Making Chloroform so I can later extract caffeine with it, then I can caffeinate anything I want :)
Watch part 2 here: https://youtube.com/shorts/tJZKIZZVQrY?feature=share
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i cant stand bullpups and i think people are coping when they say they are better or easier to use
getting attached to jackie the longer the mission where he fucking dies goes on
its over
its like calling a zastava an AK tbh
Both are loot for new york crackheads
like yeah it came from the AK but it's like calling some off-brand sneakers Jordans
CCNA FUCKING CERTIFIED CLASSIC
YAY!!! I CAN BE A SMARTASS
cringe
pisto ls;
what about the polish beryl
i would kick aristotle's ass
i pull up with that "WTF is that, dawg"
Hi Artyom Hi ham Hi Him Hi Nobody
hi catboyo
yet another third party AK mod
this cat is NOT listening to Euclidean laws of geometry
please do not the missile
beryl looks like it has a slightly annoying height-over-bore for its top rail
its the upgrade
i was the teacher's pet
great grades, great behavior
currently have 4.0 GPA in my last year of uni
polish ak?
hoping it doesnt drop before i grad
yes
thats gotta be an art installation
D:
why
"The name of the installation translates to βThis Is the Proof of Our Stupidity.β"

It's like 10 at night bro
its 6.50 a.m in here
Skill issue
goonin 5 am style
Hi Nota Hi Srgtofdeath Hi cori Hi Ham
morning
cum
he's just big boned
DONT CARE
he gets sucked off evil style by adam smasher. dead on the spot
oh yeah, fuck dexter @atomic crane
going to kill this bitchass
yeah we hate dexter deshawn
you learn about him at some point and find out he did the same exact shit to his last team of mercs
thank god i didnt tell him shit about anything
was down to betray his ass from the getgo
anyway im in the arasaka bombing bit of the game
playing as freaky reeves
bunger
Bunger
I once met swaggersouls
At least put stuff behind spoilers
There are people who never played cp2077
i hope you enjoyed that
It was right before the "becoming a vrchat furry" video came out
and no i didnt make it into the video
but he hopped through alot of lobbies with his following of kids
I atleast made him laugh tho with my friend
he's a chill guy
this is all the intro..,'
] don car
it's still spoilery
Kill him
jack black as clap trap?
for obvious purposes thats a fan made poster
theyre not actually going to make a borderlands movie
dommy mommy
something happened that made me ver';y; ; happy
despite me being a tweaker rn
in cyberpunk*
looks like a porn parody
so romantic
wait it isn't?
it isn't
movie was made 2 years ago but has been in re-shoots since then
its most likely just a super bad tax writeoff movie
hey sam
henlo
hey quinn
it's over
Why is Kevin Hart playing a straight man type character
he should of been tina
I love the "here's what they would look like if they were black or asian" joke
Itβs only funny because it pisses people off.
Exactly
When removed from that bubble it loses all charm
Eh I just find it funny how it was in a video it really didn't need to be lol
wow ryry's first exposure to trolling
Eh it's just negative nancy being negative nancy
You ainβt him. youβre a washed up reject
brother i gooned bigger loads than you
You changed your pfp, a chance at redemption, and you chose more furry.
I aint your brother, pal
That's definitely a way to say "I wanna die"
Weird flex
w*man fantasizes about men having permanent scars on their psyche based around losing her
When do women not fantasize about hurting men? 
(/j)
uhh what? what is (/j)
He said /j heβs a pussy
I really have to emphasize the /j
Heβs cringe
It means joke
thank god i'm in good company with cleantrashcan in being prejudiced against w*men
shout out to women
I'm already a exile, I'm on thin ice as is
He needs to clarify that his obvious comedic statement in the shitpost channel is a joke.
Let me tell you a cool fact. If they didnβt understand to begin with, theyβre too retarded to be worth talking to.
Donβt cater to them. Let them mald.
Ahem. Do you forget that you're in the retard corner?
Yeah.
it would be a terrible shame if my wife put me in a self defense situation
I just get to bully you for being the negative nancy Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Everything i post must be taking 100% serious and literally
P!exile
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Enough said
Oh no... I'm trapped in the channel I exclusively go to

How horrible
Would you like to be locked in your house with no way out?
This is basically offtopic's retard corner
Every so often I go to off topic and post 4 or 5 times and cause a shitstorm each and every time I do so
Without fail
so fucking based
Itβs on purpose
they hate anyone without a purpel role
Frrrrr
They hate me because I speak the truth
i would probably still be gray name if i didnt need the white name for some reason
i think i needed white name to talk in stalker chat
which i did one time and never again
Fuckin real
The day my name turns teal is the day I die
Or any shade of blue
And, especially, fuck purple
you have to eliminate your chance of it happening by posting zero messages outside of brainfart

i would have like triple prestige black name with gold trim if brainfart messages counted toward rank
If I had posted as many times outside of brainfart as Iβve actually posted in brainfart I do wonder what my rank would be
I have 2000 or so less posts than you
im actually a little shocked that i have 10k messages
Because fuck one comprehensive post
I have no clue what mine is
search from ryry and click on Old
First in brainfart though?
Based first post
its around 9 exp per message
this is my first message here
I have posted 101 (102 as of posting this) msgs with βretardβ in them. This does not include variations such as βregardedβ or βtardβ
Tard: 46 times (47 with this)
trianqren_art has 180k XP and is Veteran rank
βBut why?β You may ask?
Because everything worse is banned.
so i would probably be Professional AKA Quinn colored π€’
freebird mentioned
Mississippi queen
anime ruined it
The only miss i sippi is my wife
Real
live bocchi reaction
Horse AI broke
we need to start monetizing brainfart
no anime
Hey Pablo
She loafed
this video was mine
Truly zero change
We are very proud of you son
I feel this on so many levels it's actually unreal
holy cow saurei posting in brainfart
i thought this place executed vtuber watchers on the spot
morning

Reddit rizz
How tf does one be a chill pedo
alex
how many vtubers do you watch and follow actively
ΠΠ΅ Π²ΠΎΠ»Π½ΡΠΉΡΡ, Π½Π΅ ΠΊΡΡΡΠ°
I think the better question is
Like, 1
Only one, I actually watch her streams and keep track of her
Nope
got it
I hate streams
that's all we needed to know
oh i meant real life
Aren't even good as that since you need to keep track to know what's going on
Nah
I can't zone out and then know what's happening
I got that multitask brain
Numbah 2
maybe both
THEM
The depressed 40 year old
bro never saw elf in his life π
if hes seen them with his own two eyes they exist
Hes hiding them
he knows where they are
ww3 in december 2044
we need to killem
trust the plan
disgusting knife ears
if i ever see an elf, dc if theyre tall or short like santas slaves i will kill them on sight
So if they're average height they good?
i am going to be dead before that happens good luck fucko 
average height might be a problem
but i will try regardless
even if it costs me my life
You're going to be rebirthed

God speed man I offer an Eddie to help you on your journey
not unless its thru ur mother
Me when WW3
world tree
I live 10 km from nuclear station
If ww3 starts
My ass is NOT survivng
Move another 10km, ez 
there are strings of nuclear stations every 10kms
Live on the ocean
Simple
gets flooded
shrimple
water is poison
skill issue
Must have been a shitty boat
Can't go against big ass wave from nuclear blast
We aren't close to the coast
get closer then
Live underground
madi just plays it with it
Literally Postal 2
Or something
i kinda want a drink
drink water
can i drink with da cat
I have an unopened bottle of Scottish Jack thatβs been sitting around for 26 years 
you're either never going to open it or you're going to open it
Donβt you dare throw a rat at me
Today is the day
this man is recording music video in dayz storage sheds
Holy cow it's the gamma ost composer
Nublu the Estonian Tupac
Holy cow itβs Bird Brain
if i could speak to the person that made some of the ambient tracks in GAMMA i would crush their balls for putting spook noises in and making me think there's imminent danger, but also hug them for making me feel oh so cozy and feel such childlike wonder as i 2-hit a marlboro red and down a bottle of vodka from the window of a pripyat apartment
Ball crushing??? 
Iβll take it as a half compliment half threat
I need them tracks on YouTube so I can figure out what song I really liked that played once was called
Working on it! Until then though
theres a particular track i wish i could find and listen to that has a haunting sort of synth
!ost
Tristan Gentile
Soundtrack & Dark Ambient composer
Good composer, he put in Darkwood morning track 
Danke friendo
Iβm going to find you
yippee
clear skies: gud
whoa day-time and night-time versions so nuanced and cool
nuanced but similar like two sides of a coin
Would
Yey another person knows my pfp
Margaret 
In this house we cherish the plague mom
Fuck yeah I'm so thirsty
I haven't drunk in days I GOTTA have this
A married man, tsk tsk tsk
It was with evil intent
What happened to change that

dude listening to the gamma ost is like uncanny mr incredible
at least until you hit the next cycle
day, night, generic for clear skies and exposure was like chill to dubious to more dubious
i think its clipping
chat clip that
@deep topaz
watch my clips
vanilla pudding
Damn he striking that pose
Doctor Freeman when:
so true! π
Aight I'm going to bed see you fellow unhinged people later
they didnt reach quota
yipee
isnt he green thoe
fair
Man
POV: We're sorry
Congrat you are selected for Brain Diarrhea
Yea, sounds about right
Woman
Oh shit, hello pseudodog hater
HOLY SHIT WHATS GOOOOOD
WHY
:(
I asked lol
Normal people scare me 
real
Why is the gamma ost composer in the brainfart
i wish there was a superhero that wore the turkish flag as his outfit so i could photoshop it into the stars and stripes
well there is one
its literally in the picture
!ost
Tristan Gentile
Soundtrack & Dark Ambient composer
scoping out the place
sampling the degeneracy
Yea, didn't expect me in here, did you? Lol
Is a guy called Sanctussynth or smth
!catbomb
https://i.imgur.com/gLdb50C.jpg
https://i.redd.it/hrp5soreodoy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nosNDC0.gif
https://i.imgur.com/SUatpfb.jpg
https://i.redd.it/xyuy3w410hiy.jpg
Never met him 
The math aint mathing
mm sanctussy
GAMMA ost? i hardly know her
I have no idea who the man is 
2 of them dont work damn it
I love imgur cats
Fresh af
But yea, if I start playing gamma again I might ask to get un-exiled lol
gamma mental break is necessary once every week
I mean, I didn't actually do anything wrong and I still don't have any plans to play gamma, or go back to the rest of the server
well why do you need rest of the server
hopefully i don't need it
3 months i joined server
because clearly things have changed in the game since i played
same
It didnt install first time so i just kinda gave up
Talked about tarkov
Because a usual in brainfart
Alo chat
Alo flop
i eagerly pursued gamma and played it happily for about a month straight when i first joined'
while also goofing around in this place
Elo
Good to post here again
One more before I go do something else
Alo
He had a long graphite tip
Alo iedy nahuy
How are you
Have you stolen any copper cables today
time to pull a stealth mission for a stashj
thought you said blahaj
i wish it was a bhalaj
Wtf is a blahaj
ALO Artyom (
)
Im good, i will go to the gym soon
We dont steal today , we get stronger so we carry more copper tommorow
π
more cop||p||e||r||
Copper? what are u
Romanians coping thinking stealing will improve their lives ( they are all poor so you cant steal shit )
copper wires
listen to iedy, madi. lift weights to forget your feelies
better than sitting on internet all day and wanking to gai porn
you missed it #ββgeneral-offtopic message
oh, very good, continue π
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Morgen
Gm
Just slap a 45Β° red dot on the side
What about Lethal Company 
cbt
Tarkov is CBT
i would say aggressive cbt but thats a redundant statement
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
When the company is lethal
Madi doesn't know about Cognitive Behavioral Therapy 
Say Gex
always has been
For banning the brainfart's gold
brainfart hasn't been the same since quite a while ago
thats how its always been, the best users have always been banned or left
true
I wonder who will be next
surprised ive lasted this long
thank you
same
whut
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
but I came back 

brainfart removal when
Never
ive been here since may 2022
Lets just say
Source 
Ive been longer here than my profile suggest
one of the better records of survival, though i think ivan and a handful of others beat me
i dont think ivan can count since he got banned once doe
yep
I cannot be killed so easily
deleted previous account then?
yes i am clueless, i dont recognise him

i dont put in great effort in remembering funny puter people
maybe you should
why not
people are 1 profile pic change away from me forgetting who the fuck they are
we need another maja alt
no
it would make it worse
we have enough of them

Only people i remember from previous account was Deutschland guy, delight, madi and syno
Deutshland is banned now
We had some interactions with iedy but he was never in brainfart
the bitcoin incident
Here
Idk when im sesrching it show the failed artist
what is the previous account anyways

Ask iedy
nobody tell him
I do not remember
It's a oneshot 
One hit
Tomohiro Yagi is the author
P!who
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Hi toner
ALO
Alo w privet
Alo
it's over
AIo
Wheres my fucking sekiro dlc
Hello mr spin
Hello Alex. What degeneracy are you up to?
relaxing until my next lecture at 2pm
Whilst
Whilst whilst is a dumb word, which can be replaced by the word while and have the same effect, whilst is a very funny word. Henceforth, I shall use whilst, whilst in conversation.
still be having fun
Hey catbites
@pale ingot
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Damn the guns look good
hi
Greg
Greg
hi brainfarters
i decided to return to
project zomboid
game better than
balker gamar
Greg
im so mad that sekiro got snubbed by everyone and elden ring is the "definitive" souls game now
even tho elden ring is the worst one
bigger = better i guess
I always found project zomboid pretty boring
sekiro isnt a souls game, its different
Whats elden ring
After you set up the base you already won
dark souls 3 is the best souls game
funne messer dude and exoskeleton guy
First week after setting up a base we already had 500 potatos
funny night horde mod go bingle
and wrong reply
fuck sake discord
elden ring is super weird in that it feels like its trying way to hard to be super awesome and anime which no other fromsoft game does, even ds3 was very reserved in its setpieces
Yea alex tends to do that
it feels like u should be able to have a parry mechanic but they removed it for some reason
funny night horde mod go bingle
project zomboid becomes like 10000x more fun when you dont build a base and crank the pop up
and set loot to be rarer
biggest issue in elden ring is that it felt like bosses got an upgrade but you never received one in turn
games far too easy on base settings
i should do that
elden rings bosses r so bad
majority of bosses werent fun
last few times ive set up a base because haha gun hoarding goes yippee
Naked man beat them so bad
didnt feel the same satisfaction at the end
and then like 2 days later i stop playing it
simple, you use bleed/frost builds 
tbh i havent played my ng+ game yet
So im gonna do a no base high pop run next
wow, you use the meta
Non meta abusers assemble
who fucking cares its a singleplayer game
Agreed
btw anyone knows how to skip to ng5?
i do, game isnt fun if you just use the best stuff and breeze through the game because of it
games are most fun when you restrict yourself
yeah yeah whatever i dont care
sv_cheats 1
map ng5

i wanna try ng5 but i dont have the time to kill elden beast 5 times
hello chat
Whos this
burn 5 bonefire aesetics
wait
nvm
Hey sam
HALLO
i wish 
Oguzy
a dumb dude
yes
gues ima start a modded run
Gut tag
Llama how are you debil
Hey oguzy
Henlo
Aloooo, good
Good
hey (insert nickname here)
Speak of the debil
LLAMA
Not devil
SAMANTHA
today I've learned sn1 sn2 reactions

Now learn about diodes
Semi conductors
2 years undercover and I finally got one
DEA youre under arrest mr oguzy
Tf is cis
I'm gonna spend 5 years studying chemicals
opposite of trans









