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make him boypreggers
the baskin robins oreo milkshake would genuinely give a 13th century peasant a heart attack on the spot.
I am not in Canada

If Stella drinks this shit, her twins would die on the fucking spot
better check those reports, honey 
does anyone here have an interest in the Factor meal service
on high preset i get about a 10 fps loss 
the only thing resulting from making me a mod now would be me renaming every single channel of gamma into "grok sucks paris visitors' cocks"
so maybe not
whoops, silly me
they gave me 6 coupons for a free* box in my latest shipment
im gonna try to optimize it
why is there G lore
wtf is this spam shit
Skweezy
My asshole is going to punish me tomorrow :<
why do you have so many of these
where can i find more
toned a few settings down, looking for the game to be around 60 fps while still looking good
what game?
You try eating 2 packs of Buldak noodles and try squeezing in the squirts afterward
cyberpunk 2077, im barely hitting minimum reqs
Falcone
Indeed
Very tasty though

I got like 50 more of those but I am bored
You were standing here trying to stand here over an Hour.
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unless you already did, try following an optimization guide, most of cyberpunks settings barely make an impact on fps and some tank your fps despite looking barely different from low
You tried the carbonara ones? They are creamy and spicy, you might like them if you put cheese on yours.
I love Buldak
thats usually the case for a lot of games
They are so fucking good
i just fucked with the shadows a bit and got +10 average fps
Soooo good. My colon does not appreciate though.
Which one
always turn off actor and object shadows
yeah its so weird, like ssr on low only looks a little worse than high but runs soooo much better
Never tried thay
Can't go wrong with Indomie noods. Mi Goreng and the chicken curry are my absolute faves.
looks like you got caught up with glimbo and the goblin gang, better fix this quick.
My favorite is this
Oh shit I fucking miss reading that
I am a fucking dumbass
I tried hotpot it was alright
Indeed. I made my own recently and it's way better. NOT worth the effort though. Like...at all. 8 hours of broth making is like a second job.
I tried Pho
Pho is really good too
It's the authentic pho I tried we have like actual Vietnamese store
Pho is good. Usually too much anise in it for me though.
Keep up the gainz
I found out our school milk has 7g of protein in it I chugging that shit ever since
The local Vietnamese noodle shop I go to has an extra spicy mushroom curry with either rice or rice noodles. It is absolutely one of the best things I have ever eaten. There's like 3 different mushrooms in it. The long white skinny ones, the fat brown ones and the small brown ones.
I usually get it with a side of the sliced marinated duck
oUobp;
Wonderful
We got like a very fancy sushi place, I went there and if you pay 34 bucks you can get all you can eat which is fucking amazing cause the food is way too good.
Underrated fowl
If you order a day ahead you can get a whole duck from my Chinese place. I've had it and its better than the Vietnamese place. Am I going to tell them that though? XD
Absolutely not.
Bro you live near Brooklyn?
not bad for my specs.... let me keep going though
Mine never really sells any so they don't keep duck in store. That's why you have to order ahead so they can get one.
Shithole place from what I heard, I can't be talking I live in a other floridian shitholw (I wanna leave so badly)
Only half a year left
Oh then it's probably a W
Your greed for money catching up to you?
Got that merc mindset
I got an assasination target just for you then
Target is grok, hes at the garbage, south to the witches jelly anomaly
There goes my plan, I cannot ask you to give me a job 
fuck

And with this video, it's time for bedge
Nah I just need a job, no nepotism or favoritism, put me somewhere and I'll be fine
I am joining the Navy as a Combat Medic then go to MEPS then go to a college be a surgeon and that's about it
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being poor will also make you very bitter
Unfortunately this shit is something that happen everywhere, money are poisonous but you need them
lmao i was somewhat right
shows true colors
When did brainfart get this deep
it happens indoors, probably just the quality of textures being higher and making my shit tweak
i will break all the legs of your family members and suck out their bone marrow
ok well ive done a bit of optimization on this bitch
Bro I knew you were rich but not THIS rich 
hey could you send me $3 so i can pay my bills this month
Where did you live before moving to America?
Ah the usual side of the family thing, okay
booting up the game, brb.
as in. not benchmarking anymore
gonna go hard diff
alo peoples peoples
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Aough ;
i forgot about the life paths
the only ones i fuck with are nomads and streetkids
fuck it brah
nomads are cooler
Yes but where did you live before America, I'm curious now
Rip
I will not wait in DMs

At least tell me that your profile picture is you in real life, that's my headcanon of you
im guessing bulgaria
Wow what a coincidence I literally posted about this a few hours before you posted this
sheik i fell over and a shawarma with extra tahini fell into my mouth should i continue my fast
A slice of apple and 3l water
lmao complete opposite for me 17 but people think im in my early 30s
the Unknown
hello grandpa
i love lean
im got some bomb ass genetics my dad was like 6ft 7 im like 6ft 1 or something like that
what shitty liminal horror game is this from
nobody cares the game sucks anyway
i started growing a mustache pretty much the moment i hit puberty and the bear started growing when i went into high school
he mad fucked up
there is this funny thing in my family
my mother side
is 1.50
max is 1.60
but my dad side
is all 1.80
my brother is like 190 or something
i'm 180
my mom looks like a dwarf with us
he has a little parasite in his chest that launches a little poison grenade thing
i love parasites
got one in my head
tells funny things now and then
silly little guy
it can bounce off walls
last i checked about like 2 years ago i was about 184cm which is about 6ft or so
no it's just a little mouth that comes out of his chest
shoots poison ball, when it hits the ground it explodes
just looks like a fucked up leatherface
it recharges fast but it requires two hit states
like the first one puts them into x state, then the next one actually does damage
DBD?
yes
Ok nvm I am gone again
nurse will always be the scariest for me to fight
i used to be wicked with nurse before i stopped playing
freddy is such a pain in the ass
i think hag has gotten worse the faster the game has gotten
its like trapper, you have no pressure until you've already been to an important location, cause you need to set your hexes
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we think
graa gough
i kinda fuck with revolvers but also pondering, thinking bout melees rn.
but the high end cyberware
how much does this matter.........
whatever im going with this
Goodnight brainfart chat
is there a specific word in English for that kind of face motion or nah
i think thats an au20
au14 actually
What background did you pick?
nomads
it was either streetkid or nomads
nomads cooler
Nomads was my first but Corpo is my favorite. The idea that you go from top banana to slumming it with the scabs makes the main questline feel so much more impactful imo.
whatever corpos r gae
u r gae
u stink
clearly i just know
You are omnipotent
He can smell you all the way from where he is
Would not be surprised. I've eaten a lot of onions and cabbage over the weekend. It was pot roast meal prep week lol.
The flatulence has been legendary
This. Fucking over the Corpos with their own knowledge is sweet.
Nomad is fun. Lot of neat dialogue in the early game.
bro you have the corpo origin irl
Some of the Corpos deserve a little nicety. Most don't.
your coworker should've
but he just comes back and tries to fuck you over
Yeah he's a dick
I made a Corpo run where I basically became the protagonist from Katana Zero, just tons of samurai throwing knives and swords and shit. I cut his head off in one swing with a massive ass crit.
i will be doing a revolver build that is certainly turning out shit but idc
i took 5 reflexes 5 technical ability and 6 cool, body and int at 3
idk how much the starting stats matter
hayfever cat
Crit handgun builds are great fun. You just go pop pop pop making Corpos drop. There's an early place you're guaranteed to get one of those big revolvers once the intro is over in Japantown. It's a side mission you can get to kill this messed up fucker gang member. You can go there early without the mission and sneak in to get the revolver on the ground floor which is always there. Nothing special, just a green or blue one. And if you're feeling spicy you can complete the mission early without it being given to you. Some ez eddies to be made in there.
I love this movie
its so cheesey but its so fun
you should
its wanted right?
with the bullet curving
Is that wanted?
No?
yea i thought not
oh i thought that was wanted
i would have recognised wanted
No no XD
boutta cop this bitch
violin intensifies
Wait thats not the gun
im stupid
it looked like it for a second
Trying to remember the name of the movie...I keep wanting to say it's the Untouchables or something but it's not
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Its called
the losers
The Losers
Yeah that one!
the losers the freaks and the gooners
When i think of fingerguns
i think
The greatest fight scene of your life
I loved it
cori, pull up equilibrium
i like the uhhh
Then watch the Super Mario Brothers Movie
Gunkata
rp fight scene they had at the end
fucking stupid
Don't remember if I posted this one here before. Ah well here we go again lol.

Its so dumb

Thats actually so sick

They are trying to scare you
A posing to assert dominance
nah i be coolin brah
gonna get on my deadeye type shit u know how it is
THE
roll credits
literally me
he is acoustic
really?
Yea
how can cats both be little gremlins but then also be this:
right behind you old fuckers
we'll still be here into the 40s huh?
fuck
I think Iโm officially starting my insanity arc
starting a bit late?
In the left corner of my vision I keep seeing a flash of white light or something 
Like someoneโs got a flashlight through my window
mm, no random leds devices near that area
Lad its just a brick wall 
ah yeah, it's hallucinations bro
on any meds?
Family history of psychosis or scizo
Cori
ya?
stop spamming, or I am locking you in the basement with only a bucket and a bag of flaming hot cheetos
luxury life
sure I guess
so that's no on family history on going insane right? schizo shit and all that
maybe you're the one in the fam to pass scizo onto the future generations ๐ lights and shit then shadow people
the voices
I have schizophrenia in my family
we know that
Aside from me i mean
My grandma's sister killer her infant child
due to schizophrenia
jesus christ
Yea
weird i remember that happening to me a couple months ago
did you get it
right this may just be a fucking massive coincidence or I am actually going fucking mad
yea
except it was a faint green light
thats just ur corneas doing their own thing
Have you taken any drugs or excessive alcohol use?
I swear to god and on my mothers life I looked out my back window and there was someone dancing in the fucking window of the neighbours upstairs
Granted
She is a fucking wierdo anyway
prolly was ur neighbor dancing
She has cameras pointed basically at my room
At 2 am with the window wide open
uhh
thats something a schizo would think
Oh no my family know it too
im bouncin around the house at 3
Our fence had holes in before we replaced them
And they all saw her watching through them
The trick with hallucinations is btw
Luckily we own the fence since itโs on our property so we fixed it
mm idk if I wanna say this joke now
This isnโt even a somet I might see like that is actually legitimate 
Our neighbour watches us constantly
To be fair though I donโt see much
lol
Sleep it off
Thatโs the part that shits me up
Thatโs when it happens 
Iโm pretty sure Iโve said before but
Thats not that strange
just yell out, NO I WON'T FUCK YOU... GO AWAY to her
dreams are basically hallucinations anyway
When Iโm lied down as Iโm getting ready to sleep it feels like someoneโs pressing down on my neck
Like if you press your forearm lightly on your neck not like choking but noticeable
idk you out trolololol them
uhhh
Iโm going bed 
oof
Maybe your body is releasing minor amounts of DMT by accident or something
because it wants to eep
if we don't see you which city metro polis we have to call?
That would mean Iโm giving birth or Iโm dead mate 
DMT is also released for dreams
Eh Nahh Iโm good
Rarely dream
I just kinda fall asleep and wake up a second later and itโs daytime bosh
This man has no DMT in his system
hydros dead corpse with discords still opened to brainfardt

thats how i always imagined maja to go out
lol
If I die it will be from getting choked from the shadow sleep paralysis person 
What a way to go
Good luck
twomad style
On the good news shits called down now 


Calmed
man 2mad was a fuckin loser tho
Most internet personalities are tho
tru
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ill do that next time
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surely i wouldnt
Yeah

I use microsoft edge web browser
I didn't goon though
Idk I used to feel hornedy every night but maybe that 7 days no gooning thing really did something
I played with both
Maybe I can go another week this time
Do you drink alcohol
I had a problem with it for a good like 5 months in the past
Stopped that because getting drunk every night was making me feel so guilty and like I was killing myself
You just get addicted to anything huh

Cigarettes haven't gotten me
cock addiction when
Cock doesnt give you as much dopamine
Tobacco in general really doesn't hook me the way other shit does

I got an energy drink addiction
same
2 a day
Caffeine and soda addiction
what soda
also weed
I hate soda tho
sipping on cock and penis soda
Imagine weed addiction
Submissivness or A court case
Weed is so much more addictive than the weedbots would have you believe
It took 2 months for the cravings to completely disappear
Didn't sound like a joke
Toxic
the one german who doesn't do coke

Weed is a treat i get myself every few months at most
im way too antisocial for any addictions other than porn
I am surprised I am not addicted to weed knowing that my school is so full of it
After I quit I realized I wasn't really actually getting that much enjoyment out of it
weed enhances the goon sesh
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It was just something I did that filled an artificial hole in my life
what about vidya
I didn't know a piece of meat can have an addiction

hole filler
how about you fill those holes
Bait or Mental Retardation
with men

Call it
what no chicken nugget does to a mf
Average white female from florida
now you're gonna remove all ur calluses
wife material
how did you survive
Thank you for your service

I don't know
Thankfully at my time at maccas the worst that happened was someone called me retarded because I couldn't hear them


Someone once tried to take a swing at me when i worked in a museum
People kept calling me cute because of my accent to the point my gf at the time was getting mad
yooo the cat thing got a new pfp
Why
Did the fuckinf dinosaur bones made them lose their shit or something
Caught him violating the same rule, after already warning him
and I was telling him to get off the premises
He got really mad for no reason when i said i'd call the police if he doesnt follow me out
That's wild
40 something year old dude
Dang
Fucking old people
Getting more and more miserable
Ye the boomers always got angry
I worked there during covid
so I got alot of anti covid rule boomers angry
dinosaur enthusiast i guess
What game?
war thunder i bet
Honestly I wouldn't even argue against it
War thunder
No I see the skies war thunder has those kind of backgrounds
Fucking knew it
Get help
without meee?

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hello froge hello llama
you're on the other side of the damn globe
You're not any better
hello amves

Hallo!!1!1 :3 ^:3
I was a nazi roleplayer
Atleast I can become a Wild Weasel and do SEAD operations (I don't even have AGM-65s unlocked)
Dark times
Never too far for discord cuddles 

Right thats it im becoming a wild weasel
Oh dang
The file died
Yeah it wasn't loading in
my most played game

same
Low key... Same
No way
noo
Close enough
if only i had a no fuck off missile
dont
I think it is a novabeast
Im not that familiar with the furry subspecies okay
I will be honest with you. This is even worse then anything so far shown in here
Especially if they are made up
i know
Thank you, i couldnt find that gif in my favorites
Yea lol
Just be glad you havent experienced what I experienced
I am glad

In arma or vrchat? 
both, but mainly i mean vrchat rn
It almost feels like you've never felt a woman's touch that what it looks like from a random perspective @broken topaz
from one kind of PTSD straight to the next
No offense
I know it seems like that
But I have touched women
and men
quite a few actually
I just had a lot of freetime for an extended period
I knew that but I don't wanna know rest
During quarantine
Your vrchat avatar doesn't count 
And the VR headset i had bought that summer
was collecting dust
cause i had played all normal games
And then one evening i said
"fuck it"
"Cant be that bad"

Just saying
addicted
Oh no i mean real people
in person
Bro wasted about 40-50 days of his life on this
I'll never forget the time I learnt to never pass out in a public lobby
Well quarantine and no job at the time
so
What else was i gonna do
Well and then i got a job
I don't blame you
I just say it looks miserableb
It can be quite fun tbh
Anyway I'll brb doing a set
If you are willing to make some sacrifices
someone has to be miserable in this world
But the people on there are the fucking worst lol
and it is gonna be me
true
cause they are socially inept shut-ins that never learned how to socialice
me fr
cough cough warhammer cough cough
that no longer have to worry about much and can just cause high-school level bullshit and drama
and then there's the schizo's, the kids, the pedos
Very hard to find normal people on there
man i wish brainfart had more people
noone on vrchat is normal
yup
whatever the fuck that part was called
Actual question cause like I know nothing about vr chat except for bare minimum, why not?
unspeakable things
just log off
holy shit
You gon wake up next to a dude hugging your avatar or some shit?
full body users are notorious for passing out in game
It wasn't even just roleplay, it had straight up PVP and shit. Buuuuut the community there is the fucking worst. I'd know I was in it.
"Hugging"
I was once coaxed into an event
lmao

As tyrannids
You know exactly what I mean by hugging I don't wanna say the word
Aight i see how it is artyom
Well yes. You're on point lmao
I mean hugging yea, people sitting on you or smth
and how is it

The tyrannids arent half bad because draak is leading them. (Last I heard, he's constantly switching factions and legions and shit)
Luckily I can enjoy cringe
I had my first 1000 hours on VRChat using desktop only

lol
that must suck

I remember one of my friends (not anymore) he used to ply stalker gamma (probably still is), and he started describing me his experiences (I didn't give a shit at all but listened anyway) he talked about sleeping in vr chat and phantom touch of whatever the fucj
KIDDING
I had my first 1000 hours on standalone quest
ALOOOOOOOO ARTYOm
oh yeah
phantom touch

Thats a funny thing
In fact, my first 300 was on a QUEST 1
good
phantom anything is maximum level neglected
What does that mean?
I had phantom sense
this is the second time i heard it
they crave being touched
And also phantom touch is when you like feel someone touching you in game?
yeah
Yea
Fucking weirdos
true
Thats what happens when you spend extended amount of time in VR
Especially if you have Full body tracking
its fucks with the brain a little
I am thankful I haven't reached that level of low
I think at some point I would've but my rooms are too small to use VR
And I use a Rift S
So wire gets stuck on everything
ah man i guess i be coolin out here fuck got too many options to choose from
People pay for virtual sex on vrchat
F
that should tell you everything

its real
I agree
guess i just be coolin, fuck
i am the best
Someone actually tried to convince me to join their vrchat prostitution ring 

Lmao
a pimp named slickback
You wanna know the worst part?
He was actually getting money

respect the hustle
People are... desperate for sure
How much is not low?
fish
in the hundreds for 2 hours
Fish
We are close to getting the funny ammo rack turret go bye bye tank
Holy shit
he is almost there
Bro. I'd do that in a heartbeat
he shall be number one in turret basketball
I am almost there
One rich dude wanted to send me a 10k rolex physical gift for companionship
and i knew he was good for it too
I can only imagine the amount of overweight men role-playing as cute anime women in vr chat....
LEgit
Disgusting
why didnt you accept
He was a friend




Bro, hundreds of dollars for a couple hours of E-Sex. That's easier than making avatars for money
those are rare though
Usually its like
40-50 an hour
50 an hour is still plenty
hey artyommmm
I feel like this is going to be the VR Chat players in their 40s when they have never realized whats wrong with their life's and got stuck in vr
nu blyat
but is it worth your dignity
da privet
I may have borrowed a diesel engine
specifically from an australian kenworth
for 50 bucks
And put it in a tiger 2
I once met a 60 something year old on vrchat
What the fuck is dignity?
You're a furry, you wouldnt know
do i look like im made out of gold
sucky sucky 50 dollar
Simply give gaijin your money and buy the tiger 2 SLH 16 premium tank and then download the RCSM sound mod
and boom kenworth engine in a tiger 2
ez
never
i will never spend money on war thunder
my friend had the tiger 105
really cool vehicle
War thunder players try not to spend their life savings on a high tier tank because the grind is so painful
real and true and sad
hot
flakpanzer 3 is really good
panzer 2 goes crazy
its alr
(Its the panther 2
)
I'd rather do vrchat sex for money than make avatars for money lmao
i mean me too
but id rather do neither of those
Huh how is making avata- never fucking mind
He has to make all the horse cock toggles for furries
HE looks at cock models all day
Yup that's why I said nevermind
He has to carefully paint the cock model to fit the texture of the furry OC
105 is pretty fun
and i mean even if they didn't, the flakpanzer 341 NEEDS to be added back
the ostwind 2 they replaced it with never existed
There is a warthunder channel you guys
Lol, I don't take commissions yet because I'm still a beginner
Nuh uh
Let them be
yuh uh
damn it
Otherwise it would be really fucking weird
its been so long since i used kys emoji


Can't he just like, scan some bad dragons and copy paste that onto them?
fuck
๐ค
That means you need to have the bad dragons to 3d scan em
3d scans are hard
but there are free models already out there
AND
no comment
theres paid gumroad cock models to buy as well
Plus they gotta work with physics and shaders
There's already dozens of prefabs, I just gotta paint, debug, and it's done lmao
bro hitting the woah
I am not even gonna ask what the fuck gummroad is
I don't know what gumroad is.
Its like a store where people sell 3d models
It's just a place to buy models and prefabs
I have a picture of context for you from my group chat
This happens daily
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They are flamboyant homosexuals
Sounds pretty cake. Except for the having to communicate with furries willingly
they are either raging homosexuals, or raging homephobics
its one of those 2 when you have that
Mf I am a furry.
||you don't know the half of it lmao||
And furries who 3d model horse cocks
Nah they're just HOMIEsexuals
Got it
(Help)
Ofc
right
You'd be surprised how uncommon horse cocks are.


