#🎪bruh-fart
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i should like mod fnv and do a legion run
but first gotta finish old world blues and lonesome road
playing solo just now made me shit my pants
and it was like easier than easy difficulty because it was my first mission
i think i need friends on this game lmao
dont make me kiss you
Hmm you need other players to play this 4 person coop horde shooter
this floor is made out of floor
that's it
im working with frenchies in 2077
the voodoo brothers
they got info i need
real chicken
ik this is a meme but singing and playing is hard as fuck
i tried it once and i sounded ratarted, couldnt even keep singing most of the time
P!translate ru ik this is a meme but singing and playing is hard as fuck
i tried it once and i sounded ratarted, couldnt even keep singing most of the time
ik this is a meme but singing and playing is hard as fuck
i tried it once and i sounded ratarted, couldnt even keep singing most of the time
ок, это мем, но петь и играть чертовски сложно
Я попробовал это однажды, и мой голос звучал нервно, я даже не мог продолжать петь большую часть времени
a surprisingly fine translation

Uh oh russians are invading again
No
The great brainfart invasion
uh huh
P!translate en хули тебе сняли
а мне нет
притом что мне дали с тобой вместе
i think i did it wrong
P!translate eng ули тебе сняли
а мне нет
притом что мне дали с тобой вместе
That language is not supported.
bruh
wtf :(

P!translate Eng ули тебе сняли
а мне нет
притом что мне дали с тобой вместе
That language is not supported.
P!translate american хули тебе сняли а мне нет притом что мне дали с тобой вместе
That language is not supported.
:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
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they took off the damn thing for you, but not for me, despite the fact that they gave it to me along with you


srat vechno
🤙
what weapon,cyberware and skill tree?
cool and went with deadeye and bunch of cyberware that increases headshot damage
Fr?
no this is cap
Morgen oguzy
Hell yea 
Gooten morgen
got lasik today
feelsgood
but omg the prices... 3rd world hon gouged by westoid tech 
I can get a fully covered LASIK for 980 euro from a nordic based clinic
dang
you should not be on the computer lmao
i had to stay away from screens for a week or two when i got mine

@plucky void
Gm
gm
hii
Alo
gm everyone
I'm a big name in deep space
Ask your mates
godmode
check your mailbox
pipe bomb
What now
And why the fuck are you doxxed
oh relax
Nice
most of that sheet is ramblings of a bored madman
though it was fun
the golden age
Schizo rambling
I want a mod that makes psy anomalies play gangnam style
And controller attacks go OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
Low tier controller
@slender rock blurrim implusia
Got better mostly
Now i have a new fucking issue my little cat got fucking FLEAS and they have been ripping me to shreds this past 2 days
Alo
opalim te malo
E nek si rekao
IM MEWING!!!
tried posing lol
Inside that suit is a xenomorph
Did we finally upgrade to a mental institution?
didnt port any map yet sorry

just trying to learn how to pose a character in sfm
and thought to share
I was talking about the channel name.
oh
sorry then
lol
how you got exiled
tho
I asked.
or why
That moment when you had three dreams but you only remember one
And that one was about you going to war
Mental fart
Mental health
Where's the difference?
Drive drunking
hi farters
hello there ledy
You really like this gif huh
It just gets weirder when i tell you
Instead of a medal i got an psychological attest
Yeah drems are hard to remember
false
I only remember weird ones
they arent
For example one where i detached my dick
i remember all of mine ur just weakmindef ong
Yes. They are a creation of our subcoscious
it is now
I remember a dream where Selena Gomez took me to her bedroom and my neighbour woke me up with his wall drilling
That is true

Im the biggest mogger of all time
@placid sail
I had a dream where i killed like 6 people in tarkov in some office
motivate me to go to the gym busy
And then died to the last guy camping
If you dont go to the gym you're skibid
Ski da be di
Nikita lives in your head rent free
If you go to the gym you can beat up Nikita
hopefully it doesnt get to that given your current situation with a similar concept to Tarkov
"If you go to the gym you can kill 715 TEAM"
Yello
Cargo 200 Team
:flag_ua: Ukrainian (українська)
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"Fight - you will win! God help you! For you is the truth, for you is the glory and the holy will!"

Davy crocket
Its a poem of T.Shevchenko
:flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan (română)
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Wake up, Romanians, from the sleep of death, In which the barbarian tyrants have buried you! Now or never, carve out another fate for yourself, Which your cruel enemies will worship.
1st phrase in Romanian Anthem
Lola
Like 13 or some shit
Oh yeah she old
Im scared because my dog turns 10 or 11 this year
He'll be fine
i've had him since he was a puppy , dad bought him in a shoe box , he tricked me thinking i got new Pumas
He might pass sooner or later, you cant stop it, but you can make him comfortable
Ye, you are never ready , he could live 30 years from now and you will still be never ready
He had a rough life , aside from being a slightly agressive little shit , he had Epilepsy seizures , got stung twice by ticks and pissed literal blood , his front legs have that dysmorphia thingie where they are crooked a bit
And he has the syndrome where he pisses the moment he is excited about smth
- he is scared to death of noises

He also had a huge pimple on his back for 2-3 years, that burst and he literally had a trail of blood throughout the house , i thought someone got murdered
It got drained tho by the vet and he even has a patch of young fur there , he is turning grey -ish but the spot is dark black haha
Same with my grandma's , most got eaten by the neighbour dogs
Grandma : Has a nice yellow-ish cat
Neighbour's Doberman : Yooooooo
The Doberman died 1 year later of an infection lol
Crazy
And one was old enough to go die somewhere peaceful
man i had this one kitty
Well those are yard cats, their talent is to get into trouble and shit
Yeah living near the river doesnt help

and either the cat got under me
this one we found on the street and bought him to grandma
in 3 months he gained 3kg
or i crushed her but she choked to death
Gentelman
it did really suck
knowing that it was my fault was i think what made cry so much
It almost happened with my cat
i didn't do it purposefully of course
I got awoken by his scream
I almost shot my dog with a flare gun too
Never slept near him after
yeah bro after that thing
How does one
The shit was empty but it had one in the chamber, and i thought , well how about i make fun of my dog and shoot
Yeah it was loaded
I missed the dog by a few cm
i never slept in the same bed with something small again
And almost burnt the rug

i shot my monitor
This gives more questions
Where did you even get a flare gun
Of course
Eh flare gun is too much, it was one of those firework thingies that pop
Ah
Do they have those little
But it has a small projectile in it
Explosive thingys in romanian
Yeah it was basically a plastic revolver with small fireworks in it
Stupid toy for new years
I see
I threw it after that , fuck that shit

Do they sell this shit in romania
that dog and me really got through bad times
probably not in this form but yeah
they hide it under christmas decoration boxes

you go there , the gypsy pulls up the boxes from up top and he has a mini artillery ammo under it
cmon kid , take ur pick, 2 for the price of one
Fucking lmao 
quickly before the cops see us
yes
the FP3 or whatever they are called
Batteries we called them
I lit one up but since i was mentally ill at the time i put it upside down, so the thing instead of going up and bang , it did a spin , circled around my head and went straight into my neigbhour 2nd floor window

i immediately vanished from the area
This shit
Its small pack of explosive something
They explode from impact
i love explosives
I remember when my friend had a melon under his bed for some reason , for 4 months , the thing got stale af
So we took it outside and we smashed it behind the blocks on the walking street
That thing smelled so bad , people avoided going throught here for a time
but can also be dangerous
this one time
my brother my cousin and me
were doing some chemistry shit
we got 10 of these
got the powder
and mixed all of it up
so 1 explosion power of 10
i had one of thise
then my cousin burned his face and my brother burned his hand
i had 2 actually
it was a revolver that shot really loud smokey firecrackers and i shot my dad in the ass with one
At least everybody had all the fingers
i was like 7

i ran away as far as possible
so no injury to me
i laughed a lot at these idiots tho

face burn not fun
was it mild
why i didn't got any injuries was because
1 person had to light it up
that was my cosuin
and my brother stayed with him for some reason
but i didn't stand near that shit at all i ran as fast as possible
we were ready to sacrifice a family member for the sake of science
he was cringe rich kid
i guess that's why we made him lit it up
Free food
Sell
I just speed up your brain rotting
Wtf
Not intelligent enough to grab a see thru frying pan lid i see
well of course not intelligent enough
i was like 5
my brother 10
cousin 10 or something also
we were retarded
Well i justlost all my brainxells
As youcan zee
Fuck
Ooga booga
The penis (Eek!)
mods untangle his DNA
thank you
great minds think alike
Hello, cartoonist? I'd like to comission some realistic art please.
hello nude artist? i'd like to commission someone drawn in full clothing
doobie
there's quite a lot of fetishes related to that so i wouldn't be surprised if this scenario already happened
there are bug fetishes
i remember bombing a server with r34 drawings of cockroaches 😭
no.
i like this server too much
ong
jus go on r34 and search kafka
it should be there
Strelok
i doubt there's something on this planet that doesn't have a fetish related to it
in this universe, even
air
your life is everything, u serve a purpose
u should keep ur self safe.....NOW!!!
my initial reaction was "surely there's something"
but I really can't think of anything 
bruh they even fetishized stuff beyond our reality
what the fuck
surely one can not fetishize a generic painting of a landscape/forest


📚 dendrophilia
[Sexual arousal] derrived from [trees].

it wasn't all goodman
Fard
The meme that has been circulating since forever, is finally real now.
This video is a parody and these voice lines are not in the game, but were commisioned by the brave frogs from 4chan.
Witch done Nichole Goodnight, amazing stuff as always.
The way she looks at me at the end, it makes me even feel worse.
I am maidenless
Make like a tree

no
@slate palm 😍
@pastel quartz, wrong tree, sorry, but tree 😍
Go to the cabin in the woods and meet the fair maiden! You are here to seduce her, or else...the world will end!
Will you fall for the tsundere Witch? The joyful Razor or will the Prisoner be the one to steal your heart?
Romance all the versions of the Princess until you make it out of the cabin!
...Wait, this is entirely wrong! You're not he...
i lo';ve eating sand
We know
your actual working motivation in that sense could only be two things, one or both: enjoying the actual process of pumping your muskles, or the end result of being a strong ass Romanian. you can also bully and guilt trip yourself for not doing it, or reward yourself with your favorite monster energy or a wank afterwards, but the core is actually enjoying the process or using it to reach tho goal you really want to reach. if it's a momentarily lazyness that stops you, remember about the pleasure of pumping and/or the end goal. if those two are not present, meditate on the reason why are you even doing it in the first place
Snad
Motivation is temporary
motivation is temporary, the end goal is to turn going to the gym into a routine
shut up u damned ghost I am watching game
How am I a ghost
ur dead
ur next
nuh uh
Yes huh
proof
common sense, am i right?
cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me seeing a cat on the streets that probably has 194729 dessies @stone blade
The white one is fat af
whar
You are playing a different game
uhh maybe
not even high fat 💔
I keep almost accidentally posting the most horrible thing ever
Cause my camera roll is to diverse
what is it
Furry fetish porn
no
Surprising considering you're a brainfart resident
I think I felt my sanity drop
I’m sane
false
Yes
I’m usually in the tarkov channel
idk about u but I'm sane
AND YOU SAID YOU'RE SANE! 
I am
I don't post deranged stuff
Me either
You literally play tarkov, stfu
It’s a very calming and relaxing game
What number monitor are you on?
1
Uh huh
???
you have to pet it
wtf 
eeebboobipitbabbity
can your oc move away from the meme
@river zealot
Oh that's not mine lol
open ur eyes cj
mefr
oh okay
at school
most unfortunate.
i have to learn irrelevant subjects so im not casted as a failure :3
we all are until we redeem ourselves
society's standards are so fucked ngl
go on
a failure as you said
No, dipshit, I'm a furry

i feel like school should just teach the most important subjects, english and math. maths only good up to like 8th and english like 10th idk
the rest can be pursued as separate programs and not required as credits
no geography? no history? no basic sciences?
the rest
did you read that
the rest can be pursued and optional?
if that's part of "the rest"
we already have enough dumbasses in the world
history science
Lol we have like 100% of our subjects chosen for us until like year 8, and then we only get to pick like 20% of them until year 11 and then you still have to do english, and soon math.
church to that
anyways i needa go, class is starting
silly business
Have fun
I did
silly goober
goty
Fun fact, new south wales has recently passed a bill that mandates a student phone ban across all schools in the state, you are not allowed to use your phone, not even during breaks, and the only thing the school can do is choose how it's enforced.
nvm i dont got to go
yeah thats a bit silly jilly
You wanna know the funniest part?
Even the principals and the deputies are against it.

lol
The vast majority are against it, but they did it anyway
i think another country did that
too
i forget which one
id guess a bunch have done it
or a handful
been the same in russia for a while
My state refuses to do anything about the rampant organized crime in sydney but oh no. god forbid a kid uses their phone in school
not like anyone cared
at least in my school
its reasonable but stupid, i get not wanting them on their phone during worktime but banning them outright is retarded
i hate my school lmao
they can afford a track and entire little football field but cant do anything good
Man all the cool chips flavours are only in big packs
What's even funnier is that a teacher has to have special permissions to allow a kid to use their phone for the sake of their classwork
the wifi will be retarded for like 3 days
LOL WHAT
thats fucked
indeed it is
Cool pfp man
my pfp cool sorta
Yes
i just imgflipped a blackwater security clip
People... Complimenting my pfp...?
made it my pfp
What the fuck?
whaddahell
It looks 40% less like a furry
Fucking real tho
(thats a compliment)
😫
Hi cleantrashcan au Hi Flop Hi Kolerder Hi greed (bubba)
talent was real back thenb
hi cherny
1st. For a split second I thought that was the fnaf 1 golden freddy jumpscare.
2nd. HAIIIIII
a common occurence int he streets
alo
i remember going to tumble town as a kid and accidentally kneeing babies in the face
A battle of the ages
Will be taught down within history
Grab the popcorn and witness history
Bc funny bonk
circular reasoning > logical reasoning
Mp5 good because unlike a partner, when I smack it, it does what I want it to do
P90 is funny spacegun and I like it
look lik metal beehive
That being said
Oh my fucking god the thumb hole grips
Ayo, why do you wanna eat dog meat?
Damn guess i cant use the P90 no more 😔
The mp5 is defo a sub tho
You literally smack it to load it
Like
Can't get any more subby than that
nah dog, it's the other way around
discipline can only get you so far. willpower is a finite resource, you're gonna eventually stumble if it's the only drive
in an ideal scenario, motivation pushes you further at all times, and willpower and discipline help you out on rainy days when shit's bad
history? nahhhhhhhh 
but motivation without willpower will indeed stumble alone, too
TL;DR
You can only force yourself to do something for so long. However if you wanna do it, you usually keep doing it
mhm
👍
you keep doing it because you want it, and you force yourself sometimes when temporary shit brings you down
Delight, you bitch 
what? where? who?
He fucking ♻️'d me
and now mute him for a year for this furry shit please and thank you

there there pats on back
But it's funny because he gets torn apart in a non-sexual way
oh and yeah that forklift clip was reposted here a bajillion times
you figured out basic adulthood
It's that common?
the residents of brainfart are personally offended when they see a meme they've already seen
it's not spammed literally daily, but it's known
@inland jackal 
Fair enough
and I'm trying to help iedy and others out while you are being old, condescending and quiet out there
sorry it just feels like kindergarten when high school baby says important subjects should be optional and then this appears 
elaborate on your beverly hills allegory
it's not too far up in chat
I guess we'll never know what you meant
Summary of Last 100 Messages:
- The conversation started with a compliment and a GIF.
- There was some talk about cheese, burgers, and fast-food.
- Music preferences, including Christmas and 80s music, were discussed.
- Gifs and memes were shared.
- Some users greeted each other and talked about past experiences.
- There was a debate about the P90 and MP5 guns.
- Skyrim and eating dog meat were mentioned.
- Willpower, motivation, and discipline were discussed.
- The conversation shifted to an unknown context.
- One user mentioned being "♻️'d," leading to confusion.
- Some users expressed their dislike for certain memes.
- A request to mute someone was made.
- The conversation turned to reposted memes and familiarity.
- A random mention and emoji were used.
- There was some confusion and disagreement between users.
Topics:
- Fast food and cheeseburgers
- Music preferences (Christmas, 80s music)
- Guns (P90, MP5)
- Willpower, motivation, and discipline
- Reposted memes and familiarity
Discussion about the mp5 and p90... YeaaaaaA
Same, I did some gardening job today
and then I gotta help some grandpa in my building fetch his bags because he's wheezing
and then iedy needs psychological help
and then mbombis speaks in riddles
and then I still have to work more
but I wanna lay down and watch memes on my puter
Don't forget you're also in the presence of a furry so thats -50% psychological resistance
@stone blade
hear gypsy present herself
her name is literally Lira Sterlina ( English Pound )
be lazy then


I can't, I have shit to do

that was fast
we are so back
so the problem with gym was about some anxiety, not motivation?
Lira sterlina ahahahahahahahaha
Hi Delight Hi ledy Hi Falco Hi busy
@grizzled meadow Am I in danger?
I have work to do sadly otherwise i would have stayed 1 more hour
🦐
Both tbf, but id say anxiety weigh more
what are you anxious about?
? nothing
Performing anxiety is smth i have always had, ever since i was a kid.
I guess im very introverted, smrh that passed onto adulthood
wait what
how does this keep happening
Was that an accident? Lol
oh hi falco
so you're basically feeling uneasy about other people watching you exercise because they may think you suck, do I get this right?
like 60% of times i open someones profile i fatfinger the add friend button
Hi Hard Mother
Nah, this guy is harmless
Now if you get friend request from Skom....you are blessed
hi kitty
Honestly real
@lunar brook 🫵 fat fingers
p!cat // hey there
only worse when you start video calling then
Yeah i guess.
Tho i know it doesnt rly happen, ppl dont rly care lol.
Im trying to beat anxiety by exposure
run
Honestly I understand, I have fucking sausage fingers
p!birb
so handsome!
and you're doing pretty good, and indeed, people go to gym to improve their physique, not because it's already perfect and they just wanna flex
one more idea: maybe sometime ask some local there or a trainer, something like this: "excuse me, if you don't mind me asking, do you think I exercise good enough?"
the rizzer
Ok on a completely unrelated note i am now going to kill you 
how so?
Yeah, should've expected as such
Sound advice busy 👏
thats pretty important tho
me! me! me!
Well he doesnt mean literally stopping someone from his exercise or pestering them
I mean you think as an adult
And to add on, you can't go wrong with home gym if the anxiety is too much.
why do u wish to perish
a lot
That is for the strong willed , because at home i have a bed, a couch my pc and my fridge
they may yapp all they want, the main point is, it is almost guaranteed that nobody will say JESUS IEDY YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU'RE LAME, instead, most likely they will either say "sorry dude I'm here to exercise myself, not look at you, I don't know" (win), or "yeah you're doing fine buddy" (win), or even if it's yapping like "well I think you can improve this and that" it's still a win because it may turn out to be helpful
That is also true
Idk lock yourself in the garage and do pushups or some shit
with the car running
I would have made myself a home gym but i dont live in a house sadly
lock yourself in the garage with an open can of varnish
I dont have a garage or space
Fair enough
I mean obviously you can see who has experience in gym
and iedy, not being a retard, will just disregard their advice if it's senseless yapping
so there's no problem here
the point is not to get any actual advice
hmm, idk about the retard part...
the point is to hear for him for real that most people either don't really care or neutral/positive about what he's doing
Sugi pula
shhh
imagine it's true for the sake of our mental experiment
flowers for Delight's mother
So far im only doing cardio for starters , so cant rly fuck up that part
I might start weights later
And the people who make fun of someone's physique at the gym, are passive aggressive bitches that are jealous that they can't bring themselves to do what you're doing.
I trust iedy not to approach those ones, because it's pretty easy to spot them anywhere over their self-sucking aura of arrogance
Fair
people who make fun of peoples body types whilst they are trying to improve require a shift caving of the skull
whilst
Whilst
nah bro
you also hate women

that boy ain't right
I am the furthest away from that lol
I'm gonna be a big fucking nerd in this channel whilst a "horror" movie is in the background
I am literally a furry.
whilsttrashcan au
Fr
Bro, cool it with the skull emojis, not everyone has an Iphone. 
while I am standing here
Would've been funny
ow my nails too fucking sharp, they need to go
Peter...
The horse is here..
babans
I never get tired of this one
Relatable
literally me
crickey good noit mate
InsaneCock69@gmal.com still going strong
lol
I change it like every year cus I don’t like the name 😭
you would think a very homophobic kid would know what word gae means
you told him he's homophobic? 
ok I go study, by for now
you did your mom?
All feels as if no means
this is what i do occasionally for no reason
Do you know just how many bacteria is on your phone
yeah
diseases are cool
Buggy phone
Yeah your opinion will change quickly once tummy starts hurting
But phone has cheeto dust on it 
joke's on you, apparently madi loves that
did you know saliva kills bacteria
so really he's just consistently cleaning his phone
caries isn't real, it's what big denta wants you to believe in so they can sell their expensive services
you ever get a sneeze when you have a cold that blasts a whole petri dish on your arm
I snoze so hard last night my ballsack was hurting for half a minute
my caries have caries
Take it out of your boyfriends mouth next time
I can understand ribcage hurting
But your ballsack?
does it cancel each other out or it's just twice as bad
my whole scrotum area just cramped up
they make the whole tooth dissapear

there's a reason doctors tell you to cough when they're checking your balls
they're connected, somehow
thats true actually, when i had penumonia and i caughed rly hard , somtime si would feel it in the balls




you've never had a physical?
they do that when you get a physical
make sure you don't have testicular cancer
we don't do that over in 🇷🇴
we do but our culture sees it as vile and gay so ppl dont rly do it
especially men
mm yes please bend over the tip of my dick has a small instrument on it to measure your fecal texture
sometimes when I have to poop after days of constipation I wish my butthole was conditioned from homosexual activities tbh why am I romania 
take laxatives
the shit I read on this server man
our secret little secret sharing space 
legit
imagine being so homophobic that you would prefer to die from testicular cancer rather than let some dude touch your balls (he didn't say "no homo")
Open brainfart
"I wish my butthole was conditioned from homosexual activities"
Leave brainfart
death over dishonor

death over dishonor realizing a good chunk of Romanians is undiscovered gaes
Hello flatulence people
Romanians know this man
dani mocanu
w-what the goats are for
To mask his pedophilia
warmth...
Yes....
deez gota look kinda emo ngl
He was a priest too ngl
I mean being pedo priest is such an ageless classic
Honestly i think thats what made ppl believed him being a pedo in the first place
It didnt help
it's very simple to believe it
it's as if I told you "iedy, I don't eat food, at all"
you wouldn't think "oh wow what the fuck how he does that", you'll immediately think "that's fucking bullshit", because any living being needs to eat
actually I was about to ask how long you went without eating
imagine not instantly believing in others
couldn't be me
and guess what, any living being has an urge to procreate, too, so a priest saying "nah we don't do that" only spurs the question "so how do you substitute/hide it then?"
busy gift me nitro
What the fuck
sure man, lemme just quickly become not blacklisted by country in discord

you live in antarctica or what
Afghanistan
I used my international net of spies to get myself a nitro anyway tho 


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