#🎪bruh-fart

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river zealot
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Yeah maybe my kids will finish the german ground tree

atomic crane
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roundhouse kick a terminid

river zealot
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Or at least on xbox game pass

fluid lake
ruby minnow
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i should like mod fnv and do a legion run

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but first gotta finish old world blues and lonesome road

atomic crane
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and it was like easier than easy difficulty because it was my first mission

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i think i need friends on this game lmao

ruby minnow
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no shit

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sherlock

atomic crane
ruby minnow
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Hmm you need other players to play this 4 person coop horde shooter

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this floor is made out of floor

atomic crane
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that's it

oblique spire
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I've seen 1 guy solo helldive difficulty

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hot

atomic crane
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thelegend27

inland jackal
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im working with frenchies in 2077

atomic crane
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the voodoo brothers

livid plover
inland jackal
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they got info i need

atomic crane
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real chicken

atomic crane
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i tried it once and i sounded ratarted, couldnt even keep singing most of the time

livid plover
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P!translate ru ik this is a meme but singing and playing is hard as fuck
i tried it once and i sounded ratarted, couldnt even keep singing most of the time

foggy mantleBOT
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Original

ik this is a meme but singing and playing is hard as fuck
i tried it once and i sounded ratarted, couldnt even keep singing most of the time

Russian

ок, это мем, но петь и играть чертовски сложно
Я попробовал это однажды, и мой голос звучал нервно, я даже не мог продолжать петь большую часть времени

uncut obsidian
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a surprisingly fine translation

livid plover
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@thin trench ya chet ne ponal

thin trench
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🤙jokerge

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У аппарата

livid plover
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сука

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jokerge 🤙

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хули тебе сняли

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а мне нет

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притом что мне дали с тобой вместе

thin trench
thin trench
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Скайнет про тебя забыл

livid plover
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забыли

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потеряли

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пдфайлы украли

oblique spire
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Uh oh russians are invading again

thin trench
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No

oblique spire
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The great brainfart invasion

thin trench
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Only me

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Jokerge 🤙

oblique spire
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uh huh

atomic crane
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P!translate en хули тебе сняли
а мне нет
притом что мне дали с тобой вместе

thin trench
atomic crane
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i think i did it wrong

livid plover
foggy mantleBOT
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That language is not supported.

livid plover
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bruh

atomic crane
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wtf :(

thin trench
livid plover
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P!translate Eng ули тебе сняли
а мне нет
притом что мне дали с тобой вместе

foggy mantleBOT
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That language is not supported.

livid plover
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brrrrruuuuuh

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/translate

atomic crane
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P!translate american хули тебе сняли а мне нет притом что мне дали с тобой вместе

foggy mantleBOT
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That language is not supported.

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
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:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

they took off the damn thing for you, but not for me, despite the fact that they gave it to me along with you

livid plover
atomic crane
thin trench
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Okay guys srat always

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Jokerge 🤙

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Bye

livid plover
quaint ore
livid plover
inland jackal
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lovin it

quaint ore
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Hmm

livid plover
inland jackal
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cool and went with deadeye and bunch of cyberware that increases headshot damage

inland jackal
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@livid plover why the clueless

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Also the weapon is overwatch i got from panam

pastel quartz
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You know

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Clueless can be used as hell yeah

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For me it works like that

inland jackal
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Fr?

atomic crane
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no this is cap

inland jackal
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Morgen oguzy

inland jackal
pastel quartz
fallow trellis
toxic delta
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got lasik today

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feelsgood

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but omg the prices... 3rd world hon gouged by westoid tech death

quaint ore
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I can get a fully covered LASIK for 980 euro from a nordic based clinic

toxic delta
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dang

atomic crane
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i had to stay away from screens for a week or two when i got mine

livid plover
wide basin
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@plucky void

stone blade
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Gm

oblique spire
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gm

narrow lotus
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hii

tulip ravine
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Alo

stone blade
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gm everyone

placid sail
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I'm a big name in deep space
Ask your mates

solar obsidian
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godmode

solar obsidian
atomic crane
river zealot
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And why the fuck are you doxxed

placid sail
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oh relax

tidal trellis
placid sail
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most of that sheet is ramblings of a bored madman

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though it was fun

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the golden age

tidal trellis
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Schizo rambling

atomic crane
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I want a mod that makes psy anomalies play gangnam style

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And controller attacks go OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

tidal trellis
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Low tier controller

quartz ridge
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@slender rock blurrim implusia

Got better mostly

Now i have a new fucking issue my little cat got fucking FLEAS and they have been ripping me to shreds this past 2 days

stone blade
inland jackal
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Alo

stone blade
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opalim te malo

inland jackal
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E nek si rekao

ruby minnow
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bro neighbors

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why renevation

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i needed my sanity while i'm in my house

prisma quiver
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IM MEWING!!!

tulip ravine
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Syno

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My man

pastel quartz
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tried posing lol

inland jackal
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Inside that suit is a xenomorph

devout hull
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Did we finally upgrade to a mental institution?

pastel quartz
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just trying to learn how to pose a character in sfm

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and thought to share

devout hull
pastel quartz
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sorry then

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lol

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how you got exiled

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tho

devout hull
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I asked.

pastel quartz
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or why

pastel quartz
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been exiled ever since november 2023

abstract path
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That moment when you had three dreams but you only remember one

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And that one was about you going to war

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Mental fart

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Mental health

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Where's the difference?

prisma quiver
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Drive drunking

finite quest
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hi farters

river zealot
river zealot
abstract path
narrow lotus
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PvP Chad

river zealot
finite quest
river zealot
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I only remember weird ones

finite quest
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they arent

river zealot
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For example one where i detached my dick

finite quest
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i remember all of mine ur just weakmindef ong

prisma quiver
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I mog all of yall

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This is not me

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Btw

abstract path
finite quest
narrow lotus
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I remember a dream where Selena Gomez took me to her bedroom and my neighbour woke me up with his wall drilling

prisma quiver
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I mog you

narrow lotus
prisma quiver
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Im the biggest mogger of all time

narrow lotus
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@placid sail

river zealot
narrow lotus
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motivate me to go to the gym busy

river zealot
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And then died to the last guy camping

prisma quiver
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Ski da be di

quaint ore
river zealot
narrow lotus
quaint ore
inland jackal
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Yello

prisma quiver
river zealot
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200 team

quaint ore
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Cargo 200 Team

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_ua: Ukrainian (українська)
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:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

"Fight - you will win! God help you! For you is the truth, for you is the glory and the holy will!"

narrow lotus
prisma quiver
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Davy crocket

river zealot
dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan (română)
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:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Wake up, Romanians, from the sleep of death, In which the barbarian tyrants have buried you! Now or never, carve out another fate for yourself, Which your cruel enemies will worship.

narrow lotus
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1st phrase in Romanian Anthem

river zealot
narrow lotus
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It's over

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What is her / his name

river zealot
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Lola

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She is old as fuck

narrow lotus
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PepeHappy Lola

river zealot
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Like 13 or some shit

narrow lotus
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Oh yeah she old

prisma quiver
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We can see

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Why she left hand peakin

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Rookie

narrow lotus
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Im scared because my dog turns 10 or 11 this year

prisma quiver
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He'll be fine

narrow lotus
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sadge i've had him since he was a puppy , dad bought him in a shoe box , he tricked me thinking i got new Pumas

river zealot
narrow lotus
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Ye, you are never ready , he could live 30 years from now and you will still be never ready

narrow lotus
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He had a rough life , aside from being a slightly agressive little shit , he had Epilepsy seizures , got stung twice by ticks and pissed literal blood , his front legs have that dysmorphia thingie where they are crooked a bit

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And he has the syndrome where he pisses the moment he is excited about smth

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  • he is scared to death of noises
narrow lotus
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He also had a huge pimple on his back for 2-3 years, that burst and he literally had a trail of blood throughout the house , i thought someone got murdered

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It got drained tho by the vet and he even has a patch of young fur there , he is turning grey -ish but the spot is dark black haha

river zealot
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All my cats passed really randomly

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Only 1 really lived to old age

narrow lotus
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Same with my grandma's , most got eaten by the neighbour dogs

river zealot
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2 died from snakes

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1 got poisoned by some fuck

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One got lost

narrow lotus
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Grandma : Has a nice yellow-ish cat

Neighbour's Doberman : Yooooooo

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The Doberman died 1 year later of an infection lol

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Crazy

river zealot
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And one was old enough to go die somewhere peaceful

ruby minnow
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man i had this one kitty

narrow lotus
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Well those are yard cats, their talent is to get into trouble and shit

ruby minnow
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mom bringed her home from outside

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after a week or so

river zealot
ruby minnow
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i kinda got comfortable

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and slept in the same bed as the cat

river zealot
narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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and either the cat got under me

narrow lotus
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this one we found on the street and bought him to grandma

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in 3 months he gained 3kg

ruby minnow
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or i crushed her but she choked to death

river zealot
ruby minnow
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i cried for hours for that

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even tho i've lost pets before

river zealot
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That must have sucked

ruby minnow
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it did really suck

ruby minnow
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knowing that it was my fault was i think what made cry so much

river zealot
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It almost happened with my cat

ruby minnow
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i didn't do it purposefully of course

river zealot
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I got awoken by his scream

narrow lotus
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I almost shot my dog with a flare gun too

river zealot
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Never slept near him after

ruby minnow
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yeah bro after that thing

river zealot
narrow lotus
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The shit was empty but it had one in the chamber, and i thought , well how about i make fun of my dog and shoot

Yeah it was loaded

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I missed the dog by a few cm

ruby minnow
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i never slept in the same bed with something small again

narrow lotus
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And almost burnt the rug

ruby minnow
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i shot my monitor

river zealot
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This gives more questions

ruby minnow
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not a living thing

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but still expensive

river zealot
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Where did you even get a flare gun

ruby minnow
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he stole it

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he's romanian

river zealot
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Of course

narrow lotus
river zealot
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Do they have those little

narrow lotus
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But it has a small projectile in it

ruby minnow
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that time the kitty died

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we had a dog

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american bully

river zealot
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Explosive thingys in romanian

ruby minnow
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but a friendly guy

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didn't devour any children

narrow lotus
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Yeah it was basically a plastic revolver with small fireworks in it

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Stupid toy for new years

narrow lotus
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I threw it after that , fuck that shit

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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i love dogs

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but mom doesn't want any

river zealot
ruby minnow
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that dog and me really got through bad times

narrow lotus
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they hide it under christmas decoration boxes

river zealot
narrow lotus
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you go there , the gypsy pulls up the boxes from up top and he has a mini artillery ammo under it

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cmon kid , take ur pick, 2 for the price of one

river zealot
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Fucking lmao KekSkew

narrow lotus
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quickly before the cops see us

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yes

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the FP3 or whatever they are called

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Batteries we called them

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I lit one up but since i was mentally ill at the time i put it upside down, so the thing instead of going up and bang , it did a spin , circled around my head and went straight into my neigbhour 2nd floor window

river zealot
narrow lotus
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i immediately vanished from the area

river zealot
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Its small pack of explosive something

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They explode from impact

ruby minnow
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i love explosives

narrow lotus
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I remember when my friend had a melon under his bed for some reason , for 4 months , the thing got stale af

So we took it outside and we smashed it behind the blocks on the walking street

ruby minnow
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we have these small things

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that make a lot of noise

narrow lotus
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That thing smelled so bad , people avoided going throught here for a time

ruby minnow
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but can also be dangerous

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this one time

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my brother my cousin and me

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were doing some chemistry shit

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we got 10 of these

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got the powder

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and mixed all of it up

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so 1 explosion power of 10

finite quest
ruby minnow
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then my cousin burned his face and my brother burned his hand

finite quest
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i had 2 actually

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it was a revolver that shot really loud smokey firecrackers and i shot my dad in the ass with one

river zealot
finite quest
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i was like 7

river zealot
ruby minnow
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so no injury to me

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i laughed a lot at these idiots tho

river zealot
finite quest
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was it mild

ruby minnow
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i mean it was not really serious

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it hurt for sure

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tho

finite quest
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lmao

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play stupid games win stupid prized

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essentially

ruby minnow
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why i didn't got any injuries was because

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1 person had to light it up

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that was my cosuin

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and my brother stayed with him for some reason

ruby minnow
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but i didn't stand near that shit at all i ran as fast as possible

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we were ready to sacrifice a family member for the sake of science

finite quest
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lol

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who cares about cousins ong

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unless theyre cool

ruby minnow
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he was cringe rich kid

finite quest
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ew

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kill bro ong

ruby minnow
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i guess that's why we made him lit it up

gleaming grove
abstract path
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Wtf

river zealot
ruby minnow
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well of course not intelligent enough

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i was like 5

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my brother 10

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cousin 10 or something also

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we were retarded

abstract path
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As youcan zee

gleaming grove
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I know

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Thats why i posted it

abstract path
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Fuck

tidal trellis
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I still have mine

gleaming grove
tidal trellis
tulip ravine
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Ooga booga

inland jackal
tidal trellis
golden basin
tidal trellis
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Hello, cartoonist? I'd like to comission some realistic art please.

solar obsidian
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hello nude artist? i'd like to commission someone drawn in full clothing

finite quest
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doobie

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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i do be having fun with sfm ngl

tidal trellis
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alright yeah

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it'll do

finite quest
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i remember bombing a server with r34 drawings of cockroaches 😭

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no.

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i like this server too much

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ong

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jus go on r34 and search kafka

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it should be there

inland jackal
uncut obsidian
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in this universe, even

lunar brook
uncut obsidian
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so no

finite quest
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just ai

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r

tidal trellis
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u should keep ur self safe.....NOW!!!

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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the default state of man is HORNY

tidal trellis
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what the fuck

pastel quartz
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surely one can not fetishize a generic painting of a landscape/forest

pastel quartz
dreamy flaxBOT
pastel quartz
prisma quiver
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Fard

devout hull
tidal trellis
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I am maidenless

coarse bear
solar obsidian
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@pastel quartz, wrong tree, sorry, but tree 😍

devout hull
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Go to the cabin in the woods and meet the fair maiden! You are here to seduce her, or else...the world will end!

Will you fall for the tsundere Witch? The joyful Razor or will the Prisoner be the one to steal your heart?

Romance all the versions of the Princess until you make it out of the cabin!

...Wait, this is entirely wrong! You're not he...

▶ Play video
pale ingot
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i lo';ve eating sand

green schooner
placid sail
# narrow lotus motivate me to go to the gym busy

your actual working motivation in that sense could only be two things, one or both: enjoying the actual process of pumping your muskles, or the end result of being a strong ass Romanian. you can also bully and guilt trip yourself for not doing it, or reward yourself with your favorite monster energy or a wank afterwards, but the core is actually enjoying the process or using it to reach tho goal you really want to reach. if it's a momentarily lazyness that stops you, remember about the pleasure of pumping and/or the end goal. if those two are not present, meditate on the reason why are you even doing it in the first place

tidal trellis
green schooner
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It’s a fact

fading shuttle
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motivation is temporary, the end goal is to turn going to the gym into a routine

green schooner
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yes

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It’s self discipline

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but internet people lack that

tidal trellis
green schooner
tidal trellis
green schooner
tidal trellis
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nuh uh

green schooner
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Yes huh

tidal trellis
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proof

solar obsidian
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common sense, am i right?

tidal trellis
river zealot
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Me seeing a cat on the streets that probably has 194729 dessies @stone blade

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The white one is fat af

inland jackal
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You know what? Fuck you.

river zealot
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@oblique spire bro went thru 4 different games already

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Everytime i get on discord

river zealot
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You are playing a different game

oblique spire
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uhh maybe

inland jackal
mystic bluff
green schooner
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Cause my camera roll is to diverse

inland jackal
green schooner
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Etc

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It’s a mix

inland jackal
tidal trellis
green schooner
green schooner
tidal trellis
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I regret asking

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I wish to purge my memory

inland jackal
tidal trellis
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I think I felt my sanity drop

green schooner
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I’m sane

tidal trellis
green schooner
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Yes

inland jackal
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Brainfartian? Sane? kekl

green schooner
tidal trellis
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idk about u but I'm sane

inland jackal
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AND YOU SAID YOU'RE SANE! KEKL

green schooner
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I am

tidal trellis
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I don't post deranged stuff

green schooner
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Me either

inland jackal
green schooner
inland jackal
tidal trellis
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I don't

inland jackal
green schooner
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How

green schooner
inland jackal
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Uh huh

green schooner
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???

inland jackal
green schooner
inland jackal
plucky void
inland jackal
pale ingot
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eeebboobipitbabbity

inland jackal
true sedge
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can your oc move away from the meme

inland jackal
stone blade
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@river zealot

inland jackal
tidal trellis
uncut obsidian
tidal trellis
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oh okay

finite quest
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at school

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most unfortunate.

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i have to learn irrelevant subjects so im not casted as a failure :3

inland jackal
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I'm already a failure so...

finite quest
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society's standards are so fucked ngl

inland jackal
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I mean, yea

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But also like.

finite quest
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go on

inland jackal
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Consider what I am for a sec

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I'll never beat the failure allegations

finite quest
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a failure as you said

inland jackal
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No, dipshit, I'm a furry

finite quest
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makes sense

inland jackal
finite quest
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i feel like school should just teach the most important subjects, english and math. maths only good up to like 8th and english like 10th idk

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the rest can be pursued as separate programs and not required as credits

plucky void
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no geography? no history? no basic sciences?

finite quest
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did you read that

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the rest can be pursued and optional?

plucky void
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if that's part of "the rest"

finite quest
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yeah

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the rest is like music

plucky void
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we already have enough dumbasses in the world

finite quest
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history science

plucky void
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and you want to reduce the average IQ even more?

inland jackal
finite quest
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anyways i needa go, class is starting

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silly business

inland jackal
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Have fun

river zealot
tidal trellis
uncut obsidian
inland jackal
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Fun fact, new south wales has recently passed a bill that mandates a student phone ban across all schools in the state, you are not allowed to use your phone, not even during breaks, and the only thing the school can do is choose how it's enforced.

finite quest
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nvm i dont got to go

inland jackal
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You wanna know the funniest part?

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Even the principals and the deputies are against it.

plucky void
inland jackal
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The vast majority are against it, but they did it anyway

finite quest
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i think another country did that

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too

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i forget which one

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id guess a bunch have done it

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or a handful

runic kernel
uncut obsidian
inland jackal
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My state refuses to do anything about the rampant organized crime in sydney but oh no. god forbid a kid uses their phone in school

uncut obsidian
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not like anyone cared
at least in my school

finite quest
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its reasonable but stupid, i get not wanting them on their phone during worktime but banning them outright is retarded

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i hate my school lmao

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they can afford a track and entire little football field but cant do anything good

river zealot
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Man all the cool chips flavours are only in big packs

inland jackal
finite quest
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the wifi will be retarded for like 3 days

inland jackal
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Yeah

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It's fucking dumb

dreamy flaxBOT
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🖼 Avatar to cleantrashcan

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

finite quest
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indeed it is

river zealot
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Cool pfp man

finite quest
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my pfp cool sorta

river zealot
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Yes

finite quest
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i just imgflipped a blackwater security clip

inland jackal
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People... Complimenting my pfp...?

finite quest
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made it my pfp

inland jackal
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What the fuck?

lunar brook
finite quest
lunar brook
inland jackal
lunar brook
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(thats a compliment)

finite quest
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cheese anf cracker

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crem chez

inland jackal
finite quest
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Can i haz chezburger plez?

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Mmm chezburger

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💥

finite quest
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last christmas good song

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cruel summer also good somg

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80s music pretty dope

runic kernel
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Hi cleantrashcan au Hi Flop Hi Kolerder Hi greed (bubba)

finite quest
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talent was real back thenb

inland jackal
finite quest
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and stair cat

inland jackal
finite quest
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a common occurence int he streets

finite quest
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i remember going to tumble town as a kid and accidentally kneeing babies in the face

runic kernel
finite quest
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shit was funny

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lol

inland jackal
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Grab the popcorn and witness history

finite quest
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get catnip

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make them friends

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or fiends

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true fiend or true friend

inland jackal
finite quest
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bc

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mp5

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idk

inland jackal
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Bc funny bonk

finite quest
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circular reasoning > logical reasoning

inland jackal
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Mp5 good because unlike a partner, when I smack it, it does what I want it to do

finite quest
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p90 just look ugly

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too many hole

inland jackal
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P90 is funny spacegun and I like it

finite quest
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look lik metal beehive

inland jackal
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That being said

finite quest
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plastic not metal

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idfk

inland jackal
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Oh my fucking god the thumb hole grips

finite quest
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metal plastic

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i wanna livr in skyrim and eat dogmeat ong

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thatd be fire

inland jackal
warped crown
inland jackal
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The mp5 is defo a sub tho

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You literally smack it to load it

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Like

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Can't get any more subby than that

warped crown
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I

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I’m not going to comment

inland jackal
placid sail
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discipline can only get you so far. willpower is a finite resource, you're gonna eventually stumble if it's the only drive

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in an ideal scenario, motivation pushes you further at all times, and willpower and discipline help you out on rainy days when shit's bad

plucky void
placid sail
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but motivation without willpower will indeed stumble alone, too

inland jackal
placid sail
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mhm

inland jackal
#

👍

placid sail
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you keep doing it because you want it, and you force yourself sometimes when temporary shit brings you down

inland jackal
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Delight, you bitch madge

placid sail
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can confirm

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but what's the context this time

solar obsidian
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what? where? who?

inland jackal
inland jackal
solar obsidian
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ah

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(its true tho)

placid sail
# inland jackal

and now mute him for a year for this furry shit please and thank you

inland jackal
solar obsidian
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there there pats on back

inland jackal
placid sail
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oh and yeah that forklift clip was reposted here a bajillion times

plucky void
inland jackal
placid sail
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it's not spammed literally daily, but it's known

livid plover
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@inland jackal gigachadhandshake

inland jackal
placid sail
plucky void
placid sail
plucky void
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it's not too far up in chat

placid sail
#

I guess we'll never know what you meant

dim hare
inland jackal
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I'm scared.

dreamy flaxBOT
#

Summary of Last 100 Messages:

  • The conversation started with a compliment and a GIF.
  • There was some talk about cheese, burgers, and fast-food.
  • Music preferences, including Christmas and 80s music, were discussed.
  • Gifs and memes were shared.
  • Some users greeted each other and talked about past experiences.
  • There was a debate about the P90 and MP5 guns.
  • Skyrim and eating dog meat were mentioned.
  • Willpower, motivation, and discipline were discussed.
  • The conversation shifted to an unknown context.
  • One user mentioned being "♻️'d," leading to confusion.
  • Some users expressed their dislike for certain memes.
  • A request to mute someone was made.
  • The conversation turned to reposted memes and familiarity.
  • A random mention and emoji were used.
  • There was some confusion and disagreement between users.

Topics:

  1. Fast food and cheeseburgers
  2. Music preferences (Christmas, 80s music)
  3. Guns (P90, MP5)
  4. Willpower, motivation, and discipline
  5. Reposted memes and familiarity
placid sail
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I'm tired Valco

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they're making me do two jobs at once

inland jackal
#

Discussion about the mp5 and p90... YeaaaaaA

grizzled meadow
placid sail
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and then I gotta help some grandpa in my building fetch his bags because he's wheezing

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and then iedy needs psychological help

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and then mbombis speaks in riddles

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and then I still have to work more

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but I wanna lay down and watch memes on my puter

solar obsidian
#

@plucky void, stop speaking in riddles

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momopete grindset

inland jackal
#

Don't forget you're also in the presence of a furry so thats -50% psychological resistance

narrow lotus
#

@stone blade

hear gypsy present herself

her name is literally Lira Sterlina ( English Pound )

plucky void
narrow lotus
plucky void
placid sail
plucky void
narrow lotus
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I have returned from gym

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We did it

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We beat anxiety this round

solar obsidian
#

that was fast

placid sail
#

we are so back

placid sail
grizzled meadow
runic kernel
inland jackal
#

@grizzled meadow Am I in danger?

narrow lotus
tidal trellis
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🦐

grizzled meadow
#

@lunar brook

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what are you doing

narrow lotus
placid sail
lunar brook
narrow lotus
dim hare
lunar brook
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how does this keep happening

inland jackal
#

Was that an accident? Lol

weak jackal
placid sail
lunar brook
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like 60% of times i open someones profile i fatfinger the add friend button

runic kernel
#

Hi Hard Mother

narrow lotus
weak jackal
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hi kitty

placid sail
#

@lunar brook 🫵 fat fingers

solar obsidian
foggy mantleBOT
#
pastel quartz
narrow lotus
solar obsidian
inland jackal
#

Honestly I understand, I have fucking sausage fingers

weak jackal
#

p!birb

foggy mantleBOT
weak jackal
#

so handsome!

placid sail
lunar brook
placid sail
#

how so?

inland jackal
solar obsidian
#

thats pretty important tho

narrow lotus
#

Well he doesnt mean literally stopping someone from his exercise or pestering them

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I mean you think as an adult

inland jackal
tidal trellis
uncut obsidian
narrow lotus
placid sail
#

they may yapp all they want, the main point is, it is almost guaranteed that nobody will say JESUS IEDY YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU'RE LAME, instead, most likely they will either say "sorry dude I'm here to exercise myself, not look at you, I don't know" (win), or "yeah you're doing fine buddy" (win), or even if it's yapping like "well I think you can improve this and that" it's still a win because it may turn out to be helpful

inland jackal
#

Idk lock yourself in the garage and do pushups or some shit

weak jackal
#

with the car running

narrow lotus
#

I would have made myself a home gym but i dont live in a house sadly

weak jackal
#

lock yourself in the garage with an open can of varnish

narrow lotus
#

I dont have a garage or space

inland jackal
#

Fair enough

narrow lotus
#

I mean obviously you can see who has experience in gym

placid sail
#

and iedy, not being a retard, will just disregard their advice if it's senseless yapping

#

so there's no problem here

#

the point is not to get any actual advice

solar obsidian
placid sail
#

the point is to hear for him for real that most people either don't really care or neutral/positive about what he's doing

narrow lotus
placid sail
#

imagine it's true for the sake of our mental experiment

narrow lotus
#

clueless flowers for Delight's mother

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So far im only doing cardio for starters , so cant rly fuck up that part

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I might start weights later

inland jackal
narrow lotus
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i did , she was very heavy

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a win is a win tho

placid sail
inland jackal
#

Fair

tidal trellis
#

people who make fun of peoples body types whilst they are trying to improve require a shift caving of the skull

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whilst

inland jackal
#

Whilst

tidal trellis
#

nah bro

placid sail
#

you also hate women

narrow lotus
placid sail
#

that boy ain't right

tidal trellis
#

I am the furthest away from that lol

inland jackal
#

I'm gonna be a big fucking nerd in this channel whilst a "horror" movie is in the background

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I am literally a furry.

placid sail
#

whilsttrashcan au

inland jackal
placid sail
#

DJ Whilst Perchance

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finally

placid sail
#

standing here I realize

#

that I am standing here

inland jackal
#

Bro, cool it with the skull emojis, not everyone has an Iphone. skull_

placid sail
#

while I am standing here

inland jackal
#

Whilst*

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Fakin discord buggin

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Almost video called iedy

inland jackal
tidal trellis
#

ow my nails too fucking sharp, they need to go

pale ingot
#

The horse is here..

finite quest
#

babans

inland jackal
placid sail
#

so Ivanko is basically a furry at this point

#

interesting

inland jackal
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

plucky void
#

I never get tired of this one

inland jackal
#

Relatable

placid sail
#

literally me

inland jackal
#

Well I'm gonna go sleejy.

#

Nini brainfuck

finite quest
#

go

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slep

dim hare
#

What I’m on rn

placid sail
#

crickey good noit mate

narrow lotus
tidal trellis
#

NAHHHH

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💀

dim hare
finite quest
#

lol

placid sail
#

the question remains

#

is he really a great gae tho

finite quest
#

i have 3 gmails 1 icloud 1 yahoo

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most are for alts

dim hare
#

I change it like every year cus I don’t like the name 😭

placid sail
#

you would think a very homophobic kid would know what word gae means

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you told him he's homophobic? KekSkew

tidal trellis
#

ok I go study, by for now

solar obsidian
placid sail
#

ayooooooooooooo

solar obsidian
#

iedy! madge1

inland torrent
#

I am so fucked up rn dawg

abstract path
#

All feels as if no means

uncut obsidian
inland jackal
#

Hah

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Lidl is funny

river zealot
uncut obsidian
#

diseases are cool

inland jackal
#

Buggy phone

river zealot
coarse bear
#

But phone has cheeto dust on it cry

placid sail
river zealot
#

He is

deep topaz
#

madi please just go get a dildo

#

way safer

pastel quartz
#

did you know saliva kills bacteria

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so really he's just consistently cleaning his phone

pale ingot
#

i just had a vile ass sneeze

#

shit was so powerful the back of my mouth stings

placid sail
#

caries isn't real, it's what big denta wants you to believe in so they can sell their expensive services

deep topaz
#

you ever get a sneeze when you have a cold that blasts a whole petri dish on your arm

pastel quartz
#

I snoze so hard last night my ballsack was hurting for half a minute

river zealot
#

I can understand ribcage hurting

river zealot
#

But your ballsack?

placid sail
pastel quartz
#

my whole scrotum area just cramped up

narrow lotus
river zealot
deep topaz
#

there's a reason doctors tell you to cough when they're checking your balls

#

they're connected, somehow

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
narrow lotus
river zealot
deep topaz
#

you've never had a physical?

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they do that when you get a physical

#

make sure you don't have testicular cancer

pastel quartz
#

we don't do that over in 🇷🇴

narrow lotus
#

we do but our culture sees it as vile and gay so ppl dont rly do it

pastel quartz
#

at most they ANALyze your blood and poop

narrow lotus
#

especially men

deep topaz
#

mm yes please bend over the tip of my dick has a small instrument on it to measure your fecal texture

pastel quartz
#

sometimes when I have to poop after days of constipation I wish my butthole was conditioned from homosexual activities tbh why am I romania Wahh

deep topaz
#

take laxatives

placid sail
#

the shit I read on this server man

pastel quartz
#

our secret little secret sharing space PepeHappy

oblique spire
placid sail
oblique spire
#

Open brainfart
"I wish my butthole was conditioned from homosexual activities"
Leave brainfart

pastel quartz
#

death over dishonor

narrow lotus
placid sail
#

death over dishonor realizing a good chunk of Romanians is undiscovered gaes

ocean pulsar
#

Hello flatulence people

ocean pulsar
#

dani mocanu

placid sail
#

w-what the goats are for

narrow lotus
deep topaz
#

warmth...

placid sail
#

he's not gonna do anything weird with them right?..

#

oh no

narrow lotus
#

Yes....

pastel quartz
#

deez gota look kinda emo ngl

narrow lotus
#

He was a priest too ngl

placid sail
#

I mean being pedo priest is such an ageless classic

narrow lotus
#

It didnt help

placid sail
#

it's very simple to believe it

#

it's as if I told you "iedy, I don't eat food, at all"

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you wouldn't think "oh wow what the fuck how he does that", you'll immediately think "that's fucking bullshit", because any living being needs to eat

pastel quartz
#

actually I was about to ask how long you went without eating

#

imagine not instantly believing in others

#

couldn't be me

placid sail
#

and guess what, any living being has an urge to procreate, too, so a priest saying "nah we don't do that" only spurs the question "so how do you substitute/hide it then?"

narrow lotus
#

busy gift me nitro

inland torrent
#

What the fuck

placid sail
pastel quartz
#

you live in antarctica or what

inland torrent
#

Afghanistan

placid sail
#

I used my international net of spies to get myself a nitro anyway tho Evilowo