🎪bruh-fart

[gleaming grove]

Hello Kitty girl is it what I am thinking it is

[inland torrent]

Not good for business

[real spoke]

Is it only one kiss?

[inland torrent]

No, killing her husband.

[pastel quartz]

simple rules bud, he gives dick to other women than me, both him and the mf he's cheating on me with goes down with him

[real spoke]

Holly molly

[inland torrent]

Yup

[real spoke]

That was good

[inland torrent]

Force a 12 gauge into his mouth POW

[real spoke]

12 gauge of milk pieces?

[broken topaz]

just dont cheat, its that easy

[inland torrent]

What the fuck are you saying.

[pastel quartz]

yes

Its that easy

[broken topaz]

Its not always easy

[real spoke]

[broken topaz]

I cheated once

[quartz ridge]

damn yall are crazy

[broken topaz]

worst mistake of my life fr

[broken topaz]

Yea

[quartz ridge]

not even in a good way

[inland torrent]

What about it

[quartz ridge]

go get help

[pastel quartz]

It took you that long to figure out?

[quartz ridge]

damn as like a literal crazy person thats like

too crazy

[main moon]

@grizzled meadow

[broken topaz]

psychiatrists have wait lists you know

it takes a while

[inland torrent]

We got a @pastel quartz which is 1 step away from being a hello kitty girl, @broken topaz who acts like a controller irl, and a twink.

What do you expect

[broken topaz]

i act like a controller?

What does that mean

[weak jackal]

you play ps4 games

[inland torrent]

Yes, the way your draining my psy health by saying all that shit

[broken topaz]

i would never

[broken topaz]

oh like stalker

i dont play stalker

[inland torrent]

I feel like both of you do not play stalker and in here for some weird reason

You and stella

[broken topaz]

I played stalker years ago when it was relevant

[pastel quartz]

you think the shizophrenia went away for good? nah it's just kept dormant with the meds

[inland torrent]

@pastel quartz Refer to how I summarized you and cori

[pastel quartz]

yeah I play, I finished the storylines and got bored

[inland torrent]

Literally the defenition of no scizo pills squad

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819287822401667184/870012080072319006/image0.gif

[pastel quartz]

I took my pills

[inland torrent]

Who doesn't hate the British

[quartz ridge]

aint as crazy as my friends tbh

[broken topaz]

i will take mine again when i get more

[inland torrent]

Thats false, I wouldn't be here if you did.

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[pastel quartz]

hahahahaha no bud, the gaslighting don't work with me

[inland torrent]

That's cause your French

That's all your people do

Is riot

Complain

And gaslight

Your immune to it

[pastel quartz]

réelle

[inland torrent]

Yea

Whatever the fuck that means

[inland torrent]

Щф бп кщклыщдв коньяк ышкл к

Fuck

Wrong keyboard

[inland torrent]

I am going to fucking burn every single fumo out there

[broken topaz]

Is that where the biting urge comes from?

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/opp-pack-old-man-gif-19424127

[pastel quartz]

how do you think I got a canadian to "fall in love" with me, ofc I gaslighted him to it

[quartz ridge]

i love not making bombs

[pastel quartz]

and he didn't see what was happening

[inland torrent]

Poisoned him with a croissant

[quartz ridge]

probably quebicquose and a french dick gobbler tbh

[broken topaz]

Women dont even need to gaslight men to get them

guys would fuck a curvy rock formation

[quartz ridge]

2 sides of canada

cool people

[uncut obsidian]

the design is very human

[quartz ridge]

and the quebc people

[atomic crane]

@glad carbon whats ur timezone goober

[pastel quartz]

how do you think

[atomic crane]

& when are you available

(this is me "rizzing" you)

[weak jackal]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-design-is-very-human-gif-25388130

[weak jackal]

teething

[atomic crane]

what happens when you shit into the toilet

[uncut obsidian]

Wait what

Explayn

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/your-argument-is-invalid-gif-11766813

I HATE

QUBEC!!

IT SHOULD BURN1!

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/design-very-human-le-prisme-des-créateurs-creaprisme-prisme-toilet-gif-24957238

[pastel quartz]

no, gave the "signs" during the whole time we were friends, then when he confessed, thats when I know it worked

[weak jackal]

you'll find out soon enough

[uncut obsidian]

the design is very 🫃

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/schlatt-jschlatt-gif-25279056

[inland torrent]

I was just about to ask did that happen on a one night stand or a dating thinf

[uncut obsidian]

tell tell tell

also apparently on hrt you become very affectionate¿

[pastel quartz]

dating

[inland torrent]

I got it lmao from the other message you sent

[broken topaz]

it makes you generally more emotional

[atomic crane]

its almost like it's replacing hormones with other hormones

[inland torrent]

It makes it kind of better I guess? Just a tiny bit better?

Still a terrible situation but

Atleast it ain't gonna be bastards

[uncut obsidian]

I've been having the urge to just hug and cuddle someone but there's noone to hug and cuddle with

maybe i should embrace the stereotype and get a blahaj to hug it

[atomic crane]

i think that's a common issue among HRT patients

[pastel quartz]

you know what made it easier? his mommy issues

[broken topaz]

Unironically

get the blahaj

[uncut obsidian]

but but money

[inland torrent]

What the fuck man

[broken topaz]

its 25 bucks

here

[inland torrent]

How is that made it any easier

[atomic crane]

sounds to me like introducing instability and emotionality at a time where you aren't equipped with the proper support to handle it

[broken topaz]

I guess it would be pretty expensive in russia

[uncut obsidian]

25 bucks is 25 bucks, that can buy me 2-3 weeks worth of food

[broken topaz]

ye that's fair

[uncut obsidian]

also i wanna try adding more fiber to my diet

[broken topaz]

Gotta take care of your base needs first and foremost

[uncut obsidian]

so I'll probably spend more money on food

[weak jackal]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

you could do a lot with that, be kind enough to him that he sees you as a mother figure

[weak jackal]

you switch from horny mode to "i want a hug" mode

and then stay that way

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[weak jackal]

forever

[uncut obsidian]

but what if there's noone to hug

[broken topaz]

then sad

:c

[inland torrent]

OH SO YOU GASLIGHTED HIM EVEN FURTHER AFTER THE INCIDENT OKAY LMAO THAT WORKS

[atomic crane]

i think that's why careful consideration should be taken before starting HRT regarding your life

[uncut obsidian]

i wanted to make a joke but my lawyer advised me not to

[pastel quartz]

what do you expect

[atomic crane]

have you researched the effects and ensured you have the support system to handle it

[uncut obsidian]

wdym the support system

[inland torrent]

You are the reason, gamers are afraid of women

[weak jackal]

hug pillow, eat icecream and watch romance movies

[atomic crane]

places to get help with the uncomfortable side effects like loneliness

[uncut obsidian]

tell me about the biting i wann aknow

[atomic crane]

like a partner or friends or other patients maybe

[weak jackal]

idk how to explain it

but you'll understand it soon

[uncut obsidian]

a gay bar idk

[weak jackal]

this could be you madi

[uncut obsidian]

i wanna visit the gay club in the city at least once

[uncut obsidian]

explaaaaaain!!! ₽! ₽!

wtf i spoke in rubles

[inland torrent]

Does that exist where you live?

[uncut obsidian]

₽₽₽

[atomic crane]

that could take your mind off it but i think you'll still have a craving for oxytocin at the end of the day

[broken topaz]

You will see

we all bite

[uncut obsidian]

a single club

i wanna visit it

[uncut obsidian]

Wahhhh

[inland torrent]

Goodluck then

[uncut obsidian]

I wanna be prepared

[atomic crane]

i know pets can help with a need for oxytocin

[broken topaz]

Don't get arrested or smth for being gae

or beat up

[uncut obsidian]

pets not allowed in uni 👍

[atomic crane]

[uncut obsidian]

would technically make it easier to escape

[pastel quartz]

under all that kindness, there's ulterior motives - me

[weak jackal]

emotions get more confused and mixed up, might take a bit for you to understand what you're feeling since all your brain and body chemicals are making a big switch. Might get weird urges like crying randomly, wanting to experience or eat a specific thing, or just wanting to bite down on something just because

[inland torrent]

"I am deceptive fuck, who pretends to be one person and fit all their needs in order to gain what I want" - you

More harsh versio.

[weak jackal]

"Bunger" - Bunger

[atomic crane]

stella exposing their life story on brainfart again

sigh

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/bunger-gif-20251450

[atomic crane]

bunger

[uncut obsidian]

I've been biting my nails since my early childhood but that's not the same ig

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/bunger-balob-bugsnax-cheep-gif-25874517

BUNGER

[atomic crane]

bunger

[uncut obsidian]

I already cried a shit ton but probably not the same (might be wrong)

[atomic crane]

all i can hear is swaggersouls saying "bunger. bunger bunger"

bunger

[inland torrent]

"I am on that good kosh and alcohol" - whatever the fuck this guys name is

[atomic crane]

little big planet

sackman

[broken topaz]

hehe

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/scatman-john-scatman-scatmans-world-skibidi-bum-du-du-du-gif-14752774

[broken topaz]

sack man

[inland torrent]

Hehehehe

[broken topaz]

hehehehe

[inland torrent]

Ballpark man

Hehehehe

Hehebheheheh

[uncut obsidian]

I need to remove my habit of biting nails

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butt-head-laughing-gif-19758205

[uncut obsidian]

What if I'll paint my nails

[atomic crane]

im a sackman (im the sackman)

[uncut obsidian]

Will i eat paint

[atomic crane]

BA BADA BADA BEE BOP BAA BADA BOPE

[feral kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965845971038773279/1205243472253161512/Tumblr_l_50697127496231.gif

[uncut obsidian]

on the 5th floor

[pastel quartz]

fuggetaboutit

[weak jackal]

sackboy

[broken topaz]

painting your nails is a good way to stop nailbiting

used to nailbite

now dont

dont wanna ruin the nails

[uncut obsidian]

but what if I'll just continue to bite without realizing it

[broken topaz]

eh you catch yourself doing it then

[weak jackal]

you can get a clear varnish that tastes awful

[inland torrent]

Not like anyone knows you irl or anyone is going to remember this

[weak jackal]

makes biting your nails super bad

that's what i used

[broken topaz]

that's like clicker training

[uncut obsidian]

just cover my fingers in salt

[pastel quartz]

oui.

[weak jackal]

it tastes like chemicals and paint thinner

[inland torrent]

You can literally fabricate shit and make shit up and people will listen and believe you so.

[weak jackal]

it is not a good taste

[uncut obsidian]

1. salt dissolves in water
2. cover yourself in salt
3. wait for it to rain
4. 

[weak jackal]

I'm pregnant rn and reading this

[atomic crane]

put hot sauce under your nails

[uncut obsidian]

I'm literally on a plane to new York rn

[inland torrent]

Baguette oui oui! I have nof uckig. Clue what oui is

[broken topaz]

Im giving birth rn

[atomic crane]

they also made stuff that tastes like shit when you bite your nails

[broken topaz]

this birth boring aahhh

[atomic crane]

stella moment

[uncut obsidian]

a what

[weak jackal]

Just got born and reading this

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[broken topaz]

dont worry about it :3

you will find out maybe

[uncut obsidian]

tell

tell

[weak jackal]

it sexual

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-sandman-gif-18448391

[uncut obsidian]

Nvm i know what it is

[broken topaz]

seggsual

[atomic crane]

put the shit on ur nails that tastes horrible

[broken topaz]

I dont even know what it is tbf

[broken topaz]

I have heard the term a bunch

and i can guess

[pastel quartz]

its true, I'm the midwife

[atomic crane]

its probably not too hard to find

[broken topaz]

so true

[inland torrent]

@pastel quartz btw your story is believable I trust you cause I really don't give a fuck if you're lying or not because it's discord

[broken topaz]

i cannot be trusted around older women

[weak jackal]

use clicker to control vibrator buttplug to give affirmations with goodthings. Commonly related to doggirls

[pastel quartz]

milfhunter

[weak jackal]

now you know

[atomic crane]

i trust stella because it's more funny that way

i dont lose anything if they've been gaslighting me the whole time

[broken topaz]

I see

[broken topaz]

I will relay this information to my handler

[inland torrent]

Exactly it's funny believing people right away and then act shocked that they were lying.

And if they aren't lying then it's still funny

[uncut obsidian]

uhhhh

now I want to spend more money

[atomic crane]

what in gods name

[weak jackal]

madi asked

[uncut obsidian]

I have to not spend money but i want to spend money

money

[atomic crane]

my prejudice is showing

[uncut obsidian]

i think i got brainwashed to read the second word incorrectly

[broken topaz]

how much

[uncut obsidian]

W

[inland torrent]

Go play ultrakill, they have a vibrator mod (OFFICIAL btw devs made this) which makes it vibrate when you take damage (You take damage way too fukcibg much in game) @uncut obsidian

[atomic crane]

how do you mean

[weak jackal]

I am aware i follow the guy who made it on twitter

[broken topaz]

its really good buttplug integration too

[weak jackal]

he likes wrestling

[broken topaz]

or so ive heard

haha

[atomic crane]

celibate but not abstaining

[uncut obsidian]

I'd like to continue this conversation but my lawyer advised me not to

[atomic crane]

cringe

[broken topaz]

[inland torrent]

[broken topaz]

I was testing it with it on the table

[atomic crane]

i know cori i know

[broken topaz]

There was like no delay

[atomic crane]

i know exactly what you were doing with it

[broken topaz]

so many customisable options

[pastel quartz]

the thing is, most of the emotional manipulation shit was fake, I dated him because he was neglected by his mom all his life, even leaving for college his mom didnt give a shit, I would never do him like that

[broken topaz]

it goes hard

its a good mod

[atomic crane]

your peanits?

oh

[broken topaz]

WIFE

WIFE

WIFE

WIFE

[atomic crane]

"Orin"

who???

[weak jackal]

Orin the red

smh he doesn't know Orin the red

[uncut obsidian]

mommy issues

[weak jackal]

break his Baal's

[atomic crane]

oh from the funny Gayme

[weak jackal]

mommy issues mentioned

[broken topaz]

real

real

real

[inland torrent]

Bro I am talking about discord. If you do that to your irl boyfriend then you are a very fucking bad person. I was talking about that I don't care if you're lying about this whole situation I'll be supportive because I ain't gonna lose anything if you are lying and it doesn't hurt to be nice to people.

[atomic crane]

more evidence i am in bad company and spending my time with the wrong crowd here in brainfart

[weak jackal]

my apolocheese

[inland torrent]

Outside of making fun of them

But it's all in good fun

[pastel quartz]

yeah, you aint gonna lose anything, its better than chat being dead

[inland torrent]

I might lose some of my time but I'll be entertained atleast

[gleaming grove]

Picture that makes you feel pain

[atomic crane]

gore

ban this user

[inland torrent]

I am being nice to them.

Liek to everyone else most of the time

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706256350623039488/1200617300248756307/attachment-1-1.gif?ex=65c6d4fe&is=65b45ffe&hm=a0ac70d0994f2945daf95d8b9cf76a4fa1243720ad6690b9fca969ee2fe6bed9&

[atomic crane]

ohm y goodness gracious

i do not need this right now

[pastel quartz]

just as you are, I'm bored too

[inland torrent]

What

[weak jackal]

ROLEPLAY

ROLEPLAY CHAT RETURN!?

[inland torrent]

Roleplay?

[pastel quartz]

the roleplay chat incident

[inland torrent]

What was it

[pastel quartz]

would

will

[uncut obsidian]

antihorn spray

[inland torrent]

Well case closed.

[uncut obsidian]

f_Spray

[atomic crane]

shit thanks my G

i was about to. jerk my peanits,

[inland torrent]

Absolute W then

It was entertaining

[weak jackal]

image will cause psychic damage be warned

[broken topaz]

[pastel quartz]

depends on whether you believe it or not, either way no loss for both of us either

[weak jackal]

me on my way

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-ariane-elster-dance-apnoiac-gif-9807235051634731525

[atomic crane]

it is brainfart lore that stella is a schizophrenic that farms reactions by enrapturing farters with mcdonalds-like drama

[inland torrent]

Exactly I don't care if you are role-playing or not I am texting in a channel fucking called brain fart I don't give a shit

[weak jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1209127811885834251/The_lay.gif

[uncut obsidian]

by brainfart lore stella is another maja clone

[inland torrent]

I'll play along if you are for the funnies

[atomic crane]

and lie

[uncut obsidian]

chom[

[uncut obsidian]

for the furries

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/high-quality-horizontally-spinning-rat-spinning-rat-horizontally-spinning-rat-rat-spinning-gif-26191991

[uncut obsidian]

chomp

[inland torrent]

Who is maja

Yesh

Yeah*

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1180886092384321616/Screenshot_20231203-154808_Discord.gif?ex=657f0ce0&is=656c97e0&hm=9c0dfa11b49790bfe7df68ab3a1ca3d90167dc95d1d440ae592a72e5bc8e384e&

[broken topaz]

[inland torrent]

Oh yup

[pastel quartz]

I'm not as autistic as that mf

far from it

[weak jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1180886092384321616/Screenshot_20231203-154808_Discord.gif?ex=657f0ce0&is=656c97e0&hm=9c0dfa11b49790bfe7df68ab3a1ca3d90167dc95d1d440ae592a72e5bc8e384e&

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1180886092384321616/Screenshot_20231203-154808_Discord.gif?ex=657f0ce0&is=656c97e0&hm=9c0dfa11b49790bfe7df68ab3a1ca3d90167dc95d1d440ae592a72e5bc8e384e&

literally

[weak jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1209129481831325746/11.gif

[inland torrent]

That's some next level trolling right there

[uncut obsidian]

chomp

[pastel quartz]

just leaving the server and yapping allat

[weak jackal]

madi keeps eating all my gifs

[broken topaz]

amazing

[pastel quartz]

why did she want to leave too?

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-troll-gif-20373557

[atomic crane]

i remember a different maja clone being in here, stella was the one that came in here as a brainfart exile for being too ratarted in like newbie chat or something and admitted to doxing someone because they solicited stella for nudes

before any of the schizo posting began

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/mozzarella-sticks-spinning-mozzarella-sticks-gif-24129498

[uncut obsidian]

why does it have mold

[weak jackal]

i remember when i first joined i was called the maja clone

[inland torrent]

Yeah it would be funnier if those 3 people were random ass developers with newbie rank who never talk here

[atomic crane]

thats basil 😋

[pastel quartz]

if she left the server for some obscure ass reason because she got bullied I'm laughing my ass off

[weak jackal]

mozzarella sticks

[broken topaz]

???

Its cheese?

and spices?

[weak jackal]

mmmhrng

cheemnse

[atomic crane]

my brother in christ its basil

[pastel quartz]

too horny in newbie chat

[atomic crane]

or oregano

[pastel quartz]

not retarted

[atomic crane]

so true

based take from ted as usual

[pastel quartz]

yes

[inland torrent]

Lmaooo

[pastel quartz]

I made a mistake of showing a pic of my bra in that server

[inland torrent]

If Stella is actually a Maja clone then Jesus christ it works very fucking well on people

[atomic crane]

for anyone else in the server i think i would be shocked to hear this

i still dont think stella is a maja clone tho. stella doesnt do shit like showing up mid-convo and asking people to explain something common and mundane

[weak jackal]

I was nothing but nice to Maja and then in her manefesto she blamed me for reporting her for some reason?

[pastel quartz]

the poeple in that server

[inland torrent]

YOU ARE IN A DISCORD SERVER FOR A FUCKING FPS GAME

[pastel quartz]

are on a new low of down bad

[inland torrent]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

[atomic crane]

well you ARE a... w*man

[weak jackal]

shit

didn't think of that

Brainfart is like a serial drama

what a quirky cast of characters

[atomic crane]

i like revisiting the fart after a couple weeks and seeing some new schizophrenic chapter of the drama being discussed

[inland torrent]

The thing is, there is just so many layers of irony in brainfart that like you can never tell who's honest and who's not, so the best course of action is just agree with everyone and go with the flow.

[pastel quartz]

bro, I am far from that autist, it looks like she left becase someone bullied her

[atomic crane]

which autist, i think theres been like 3 clones after the original left

[pastel quartz]

maja

and writing a whole as essay worth of yapping

[inland torrent]

People can't grasp it and go away brainfart is literally the best channel besides #🚽сральня🚽

[atomic crane]

yeah maja was ruthlessly bullied for doing shit like showing up to a convo about pizza and going

"pizza?"

or having the most unnatural opinion in the fucking world

[pastel quartz]

she literally wrote a manifesto before leaving because she got bullied

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[atomic crane]

what channel? is that #staff-furry-roleplay-text?

[inland torrent]

That's a w gotta let the opps know who they hurting 🤙

[regal bolt]

[inland torrent]

Average white role

[pastel quartz]

this discordian shit is tuff😤😤

[atomic crane]

white is correct my friend, my name is indeed white

[inland torrent]

You'll understand when you grow up

[oblique spire]

uh huh you called?

[atomic crane]

i'm never going past whitename brother, i dont post in any channel other than brainfart

to me, the rest of the server is to serve me up Grok's hard work and nothing else

[inland torrent]

Go help Newbies you useless rodent

Or something

The don't deserve to be helped tbh

Fuck them newbies

[pastel quartz]

what hasnt he done

[oblique spire]

500 dead in arkansas

[atomic crane]

call for fire

[inland torrent]

As a Tarkov rat camping b2 exit I must say it has been pretty low for you.

[pastel quartz]

I'm waiting for him to call an a-10 strafe run on a convoy of alqaeda carrying woundeds

[oblique spire]

already done

[inland torrent]

"Looking for Group" - gator with white text over his leg walking in a subway in a tuxedo suit, fedora and neo glasses as a stock explosion appears behind him

[pastel quartz]

based

[oblique spire]

same

[pastel quartz]

is napalm considered a war crime?

[inland jackal]

Wow. You really Are a masochist. Do you go to the dungeon on fridays too?

[atomic crane]

by who

[oblique spire]

I need someone who looks at me the way a JDAM's laser looks at an iraqi convoy

[inland torrent]

I loitered in a Texas highway and got a 20mm bullet up my cranium from a local a10 patrolling for Jay walkers and loiters.

[atomic crane]

it's all a matter of perspective see

[oblique spire]

siege

[atomic crane]

that's a 30

[oblique spire]

of the rainbow six variant

[inland jackal]

Depends. Are you the good guys?

[inland torrent]

Oopsie daisy DONT GIVE A FUCK

[pastel quartz]

I know cluster bombs are but Idk about napalm

[inland jackal]

Ah. Fridays and sundays. Got it.

[atomic crane]

damn, how is this guy talking with a 30mm hole in his head

[pastel quartz]

if I was on the side of the U.S during the vietnam war

[inland torrent]

EXACTLY I GOT A FUCKING SHELL IN MY HEAD I DONT CARE WHAT CALIBER IT IS YOH FUCK

[inland jackal]

Nahhhh, it's not.

[oblique spire]

honest reaction

[inland torrent]

Bounces off the helmet

[pastel quartz]

I can't believe napalm is so easy to make

[inland torrent]

I love mustard gas

So cheap

So easy to make

[pastel quartz]

you literally just need diesel and styrofoam

[coarse bear]

R6Siege player

[inland jackal]

The only thing worse than a furry

[inland torrent]

Real as fuck

[oblique spire]

cap

[coarse bear]

What's your rank

[oblique spire]

nothing's worse than furries

[pastel quartz]

careful there, you might start hating the americans for using shotguns

[inland jackal]

Okay, maybe, but hear me out

League players

[oblique spire]

ok true

[inland jackal]

I may be a furry. But my brother plays league of legends

[inland torrent]

I do, fucking rat ass bastards with their meta mancing load out come out and fight me with a spade you fuck

[pastel quartz]

your brother is worse

[inland jackal]

Fr

[inland torrent]

Being a newbie is worse then all of things mentioned.

[inland jackal]

My sister is probably the most normal person in my family

Actually no. Oldest brother

[slender rock]

Ughhhhhhhh

[pastel quartz]

thats the same way the germans felt after seeing french tanks for the first time

[inland torrent]

And they France got trolled

Sadly

[broken topaz]

french tanks

[inland torrent]

Listen

They look cool

[slender rock]

OUI OUI

[uncut obsidian]

who ate your finger

[broken topaz]

nobody was ever afraid of a french tank

[inland torrent]

Thats all I have to say

[atomic crane]

damn good thing you had condoms laying around

blur-sized

[slender rock]

A fucking knife that I sharpened up to chop up some garnish..

[pastel quartz]

fym cool? the ww2-ww1 tanks are literally shaped like ducks

[slender rock]

sliced the corner of the nail off

with the bed of the nail

[uncut obsidian]

ducks are cool

[pastel quartz]

big ass body, small ass head

[inland torrent]

Average Slavic school? "Линейка"

[slender rock]

so it bled pretty good

[inland torrent]

That makes them cool, they look silly.

[pastel quartz]

the front armor is peak though

[inland torrent]

I like things cause they are silly.

[slender rock]

I am not showing you that yet

[inland torrent]

Simple

[pastel quartz]

Guys

[slender rock]

butter me up first lol

[atomic crane]

i once saw a black and white video of a guy in a renault tank from ww1 flip it upside down

[pastel quartz]

Helb me

[pastel quartz]

using the early war french tanks in war thunder is kinda an iffy situation, armor is good, BUT IT ONLY FIRES SOLID SHOT

There is engineers in my English class

GRAAAAAAAH

And no fembois and women in here

[inland jackal]

My mum played second life, my dad is literally a diagnosed schizophrenic, my sister did YouTube prank videos, I'm a fucking furry, my brother is a league player, and my oldest brother is just a stoned tradie

[oblique spire]

simply dont play the french

[inland torrent]

Cry about it croissant muncher

China tanks on top

[pastel quartz]

There is only one hijabi girl but I dont like theö

[slender rock]

the pain is what sucks

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-world-of-tank-wargaming-tankopter-ms1-gif-19911131

[pastel quartz]

I want to unlock the amx 50 surbaissé

[inland torrent]

Love it

MS1

[pastel quartz]

I can't afford the surblindé, I'm not giving gaijin my money

[inland torrent]

Is awesome

[atomic crane]

no fucking way

[inland jackal]

Fake, there's no such thing as a viable double barreled tank

[inland torrent]

Not in world of tanks, but world of tanks is about as realistic as Ace Combat

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-bullet-split-gif-7171983

[slender rock]

Tank no, but AA or AAA?

yes

[inland torrent]

I should go to sleep

[slender rock]

fucking wanted movie curve the bullet shit...

[pastel quartz]

Imagine having to load two barrels

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-fart-zendaya-gif-25198949

[pastel quartz]

and the tank has to be wide to fit the extra crew

and ammo storage

[slender rock]

I said no tank but AA exists with two barrels tho

[slender rock]

Tungusta?

[inland jackal]

Bruh what

[pastel quartz]

yeah, cause its usually machine guns taped to each other and stacked

[inland torrent]

Alan Walker composed mudic

[slender rock]

well yeah but still does a number on infantry and light vichs

soo

[pastel quartz]

made to take down planes

[oblique spire]

wirbelwind gaming

[pastel quartz]

used on infantry

[slender rock]

Ima bleed on you with my finger

[pastel quartz]

tfw

[slender rock]

😠

[inland jackal]

Greenthings

[slender rock]

it still not happening

Motherfucker

[inland jackal]

Yeah. A really fast firing gun that happens to fire a big bullet is good on both aircraft and infantry

[inland torrent]

It's joeover

[pastel quartz]

truck with 4 dp-25s taped to each other:

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-cry-crying-emoji-its-not-like-you-ever-tried-to-stay-tiktok-cry-gif-21208548

[weak jackal]

do i have to???

[slender rock]

idk I haven't tried FBs yet so...

👀

[inland torrent]

@inland jackal how fucking dare you ♻️ me

[slender rock]

but first I need to stop injurying myself

[pastel quartz]

early war aa is literally just stacked machine guns on a truck

[atomic crane]

do you know who i am

[inland torrent]

Absolute W

Asked how dare you got 5 more recycles

[oblique spire]

Maxim guns are more effective for a machine gun based AA

[inland torrent]

Collecting that shit like nickles

[pastel quartz]

And that one italian tank destroyer, thats literally just a big ass gun on a truck

THAT FUCKING ONE SHOTS YOU

[atomic crane]

THIS PERSON IS NOT A FRENCH GIRL PREGNANT WITH TWINS

[inland jackal]

This man above me, recycle him

[oblique spire]

Fun fact: More nations than italy had funny big guns on trucks

[inland torrent]

I AM LITETALLY COLLECTING THAT SHIT LIKE POKEMONS

[pastel quartz]

and that one american bomber with a sherman 75mm strapped on it

[atomic crane]

funniest truck weapon is katyusha

[pastel quartz]

no wait

[oblique spire]

Nah, Andyrusha

[pastel quartz]

I think its italian

[inland torrent]

No, Vanychkin

[slender rock]

[inland torrent]

Let me count

How many I got

[atomic crane]

stop trolling

[inland torrent]

12 recycles

[atomic crane]

saving the planet, one repost at a time

[inland torrent]

We eating good tonight

14

15

[oblique spire]

what

[pastel quartz]

atleast all the other nations strapped it on a tank chassis

[atomic crane]

i already said katyusha

[inland torrent]

The funniest truck is the buhanka

[oblique spire]

So...?

[inland torrent]

It's not even a truck

It's like

An suv?

[oblique spire]

The andyrusha is legit a katyusha but bigger and with more ammo ??

[atomic crane]

you cant say katyusha when i just said it

[inland torrent]

Idfk

[atomic crane]

troll

[inland torrent]

Buhanka is so xool

Cool

[oblique spire]

riiiight

[regal bolt]

SUV

[inland jackal]

Pickup

[atomic crane]

microbus ❤️

[inland torrent]

Listen I do not speak English, Russian or Ukranian I am in a constant degradation of mind and will die in my barrack after a fent OD

[regal bolt]

[pastel quartz]

reminds me of those iraqui technicals with big ass artillery guns on em

[inland torrent]

You call that a skill issue, I call that a Canon event.

[inland torrent]

I have no idea what you're referencing

[inland jackal]

P!banana

[foggy mantle]

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[pastel quartz]

y'know those toyota hilux trucks that the taliban strap anything on top og

[inland torrent]

How the fuck does that look like the Buhanka?

[slender rock]

party bus

[pastel quartz]

more akin to a katyusha but eh whatever

[inland torrent]

It's mainly a medic car

They used to paint medic crosses on the side of it

[river zealot]

Ooga booga?

[inland jackal]

Meeeediiicc

[pastel quartz]

medic? just a big ass target painted on the side

[river zealot]

[inland torrent]

Its not as big as you think

But yeah

That's kind of true

[inland torrent]

Oh shit now that's a W

[river zealot]

Engineers are bigger targets then medics

To be honest

[pastel quartz]

Its a war crime

[inland jackal]

W

[inland torrent]

Civilians > Medics > Engineers > Soldiers

[river zealot]

War crimes only exist tor small western nations

[inland torrent]

I want to tell you something I will defienly get banned for

[inland jackal]

Tell me

[regal bolt]

It's used as ambulance since soviet times. Now they are replaced of course, but still we call them buhanka (aka loaf of bread) or tabletka (pill).

[pastel quartz]

the civillians in sarajevo.........

[inland torrent]

My lawyer (voice in my head) adviced me not to

[inland jackal]

Hah

[inland torrent]

The civilians of Eldorado from road to Eldorado I think?

[inland jackal]

Lemme bring that sing up

[pastel quartz]

of course the serbian is replying

you would know a whole lot about war crimes don't you?

[river zealot]

Who will win

[inland torrent]

Yall ain't got shit on me 🗣️

[river zealot]

A serbian army

Or 20 ukrainians volunteers defending a village in bosnia

[pastel quartz]

serbian army

[river zealot]

WRONG

[inland torrent]

Israeli border patrol 360 no scoping a Palestinian child for throwing rocks at the border

🤙

[pastel quartz]

are you bosnian?

[inland torrent]

He is Bosnian

[inland jackal]

Well after ottomans and germans, yea

[pastel quartz]

the last time the french won a battle is during napoleons time

[inland jackal]

Screw it, we ballin

https://youtu.be/zcTvoJLEAVk?si=YGSQtoNhPHNf12jl

[inland torrent]

Germany pulling up to France

[pastel quartz]

oh how the mighty have fallen

[inland jackal]

Not real, where is the wall

[inland torrent]

He is on the wall

[inland jackal]

Maginot line

[pastel quartz]

if only france wasnt on the defensive, if napoleon was around that time, he woulda overwhelmed the whermacht with his lightning warfare

[river zealot]

No im from the mighty nation of Ukraine

[pastel quartz]

stupid fucking maginot line

[inland torrent]

I don't fucking care check his cut tho

[inland jackal]

If only they had modern weaponry

Actually, imagine Wolfenstein but french instead of german

[oblique spire]

Is it time

[pastel quartz]

It wouldnt be as bad

[inland jackal]

We dont know that

[inland torrent]

Probably I don't know not much for a french history gyy

[pastel quartz]

I know, and you know the worse part? france has been throwing the budget to the maginot line

believing in that line or keeping the germans out

[oblique spire]

I need an answer

[inland jackal]

Lol throwing

[oblique spire]

is it steel division time

[inland torrent]

It's time to go to bed, go to bed.

[inland jackal]

Why not gold division time

[oblique spire]

No im good

[inland torrent]

Nap time

Go nap

[oblique spire]

No im good

[inland jackal]

Hes good for the next 9h

[oblique spire]

Good point

[oblique spire]

yep

[inland torrent]

Steel division when Gold Unity walks in

[river zealot]

Should have just extended it

[inland torrent]

Better yet

Should've just not lost

As simple as that

[pastel quartz]

no, the problem is less defending and more offensive

if they had someone as equally of a tactician as napoleon they woulda not lost

[river zealot]

Just stay on the defensive forever

And let the germs starve due to the naval blockade

[pastel quartz]

because napoleons tactics are more on counter attacks

germans attack, they fall back and strike them hard

[inland torrent]

Hear me out, let them into your territory, constantly guerilla attack them never giving them a break, they retreat and strike them back, is that what napoleon said?

[pastel quartz]

remember, napoleon beat prussias ass for the 3 times

[river zealot]

Yeah we get in

Napoleon really cool guy

What about

Whats his name

[inland torrent]

Me

Amvss

I M cool

[river zealot]

Ja guelle?

[pastel quartz]

yep, lure em in and attack

[inland torrent]

Nore de arc

Or whatever the fuck her name was

The first feminist to exist

Jean de arc

[pastel quartz]

joan of arc?

[inland torrent]

Yea

[inland jackal]

A french

[river zealot]

Damm she looks based

Would

[inland torrent]

That's what I am sayin

[pastel quartz]

she got excecuted for witchcraft

[inland torrent]

Witchussy?

I am actually so brain dead

[pastel quartz]

nah

[inland torrent]

[pastel quartz]

they burnt them

[inland torrent]

Call me the witch trails

[river zealot]

[inland torrent]

The way I flame those bitches

[inland jackal]

Mdrr

[river zealot]

She could have witched all over me

[inland torrent]

She could Abra my cadabra at any time

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069667540151844884/1108776320000860201/15placek.gif

[inland jackal]

Different eye colours

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-robert-helpmann-gif-11858302410808955060

[pastel quartz]

yeah, any forms of intelligence back then was witchcraft

[inland jackal]

W

[inland torrent]

I pray to go back to the stone age

Can't wait for ww4

Rocks and sticks WILL break my bones

[inland jackal]

But there will always be something to offend a feminist

[inland torrent]

Bro there ain't gonna be no feminist in a stone age

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/3kf1FO1uwP0?si=xtk94F3K_1I6ZL0r

[inland torrent]

The original saying is Sticks and stones can break my bones but the words won't hurt me

[pastel quartz]

*sticks and stones🤓👆

[inland torrent]

I leaking your ip address to the masses

So they could fucking order you KFC and send you flowers or sum shit idk what they do with the leaked ips

[river zealot]

Kfc and flowers

[inland jackal]

Stiks und stons

[pastel quartz]

they will literally just find a way to hate on men for no reason, dont bother

[inland torrent]

I mean it goes both ways?

Doesn't it?

[river zealot]

Try not to offend a gey person on twitter(challenge impossible)

[pastel quartz]

truth is they got rejected by a man of their choosing (wich was a an abusive man that treats them like shit) and thats their base for all men

[inland jackal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-9XEoH5VfRg?si=yMqxp5Z5uaw2NUVx

[inland torrent]

Or they do really hate men, which you know is really bad thing to do

[inland jackal]

Here

[pastel quartz]

hahaha hate poeple randomly for no reason haha

[inland torrent]

There is plenty of dumbasses who do that

[coarse bear]

Al

[inland jackal]

Yea alex is great

[pastel quartz]

yep

[coarse bear]

Wrong al
L on you

[pastel quartz]

and you know what feminists are cooking up lately? a system where jobs are only for women

[inland torrent]

Lately a lot of men who go by she/her start hating on men.

[inland jackal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/C8zKXlJH9dM?si=k_9z11k65VXDrHd9

[inland torrent]

It's not an issue cause it's a very small minority

[inland torrent]

Yeah but like? Who's gonna take them seriously?

[oblique spire]

Go on then

let them go fight the iraqis

[river zealot]

Its always comedic for me to see a man to woman lesbian transgender

[oblique spire]

and the taliban

and jump down in the sewers

I'll sit home on war thunder

buh bye

[inland torrent]

Bro if a lesbian girl is real bad, I'll go by she/her with out changes to my body to claim that

[pastel quartz]

it grinds my gears because its favoring the women more, the men get unfair treatment

[river zealot]

Its the same type of shit as combating racism with reserved spaces for people of colour

[pastel quartz]

even though there are some that dont deserve it but they still get included

[oblique spire]

Are you fucking serious this is all i get

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-robert-helpmann-gif-11858302410808955060

[river zealot]

Fam is about to be encircled on the left flank

[inland jackal]

Theres a post i saw somewhere
Its like a tinder bio, virgin, mother of 3? Kids, etc etc

[river zealot]

Ah yes

Old one

[pastel quartz]

something quite doesnt add up

[inland torrent]

There is some real stuff going on in some places like some sports for example National Soccer Team of America sucks ass and no one watches them while the Femals Team wipes everyone clean in soccer. Even tho Female Team gets more views from all the people they get paid less then the male Team anyway.

[inland jackal]

Ikr

[oblique spire]

Because for some reason the fucking german high command was like hmm yes let's put all units in one spot, not even portecting our flanks

[inland torrent]

But most of it is very fucking overexaggerated or just not true

[inland jackal]

Found itttt

[uncut obsidian]

sexual preferences do not influence who you want to be

but i kinda agree

[inland torrent]

OH MY GOD IS THAT @pastel quartz

[river zealot]

🤓

[inland torrent]

[uncut obsidian]

19
mother of 2

[inland jackal]

Well in americans it does

We all agree america started all of the bullshittery we are facing today

[uncut obsidian]

no

[oblique spire]

A fucking SS police unit against an armored column

[inland jackal]

Maybe got twins

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-robert-helpmann-gif-11858302410808955060

[uncut obsidian]

depends on what you mean by bullshittery

[inland jackal]

Yk what I'm talking about

[uncut obsidian]

no

[inland jackal]

Jebiga sad

[inland torrent]

If by bullshittery they mean the photo they sent, then it's just catfishinf. It existed long before any of this, it just evolves with time.

[pastel quartz]

nuh uh

[inland torrent]

[inland jackal]

Its above average

[inland torrent]

I love my room

[inland jackal]

Single aug

[uncut obsidian]

i just realised that it's a troll

atheist
god is my truth

[river zealot]

Success is owning a t-84 oplot

One day...

[inland torrent]

Anyway I gtg to sleep or I am gonna be feeling like a lobotomy patient, goodnight @pastel quartz @river zealot and rest of yall.

[river zealot]

Night

[inland jackal]

Just from the religion

[pastel quartz]

nah, success is working for lockheed and working on the sr-72 darkstar

[inland jackal]

You think its a troll

[uncut obsidian]

gn

[uncut obsidian]

i know it's a troll

[inland jackal]

Literally anyone:

Time to get up and play some cyberpunk in the morning

My goal is to get 25 ram slots so i can cast suicide spell

Aint that right french

[pastel quartz]

you can literally tell poeple to off themselves like lowtiergod

and they'd do it

[inland jackal]

I just need some lightning in the background

And become black

[pastel quartz]

that was whats fun about a netrunner build

[inland jackal]

Now i can imagine maxing the reflexes and telling someone kys in a driveby

[pastel quartz]

you can cause someone to go cyberpsycho and tell poeple to kys

[inland jackal]

Also

Whats up with counter hack

How does it work

[pastel quartz]

you can also get self-ice, so it counters the quickhacks uploaded to you by an enemy netrunner

[inland jackal]

Idk, my counter hack is frag nades

Zip bombs

[split canyon]

http://i.imgur.com/AwbV1Yj.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/HtOaGrl.jpg
https://i.redd.it/2duhqub82qqy.jpg
https://i.redd.it/2p46o8wwrpky.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ulyvsk1.jpg

[river zealot]

Kitty

[inland jackal]

Asking cause theres a sub skill that allows me to spread the counter hack from the attacker

So in theory i could spread suicide hack

[uncut obsidian]

the suicide virus

fr

[atomic crane]

i want a wh40k mod for helldivers 2

tyranids

[inland jackal]

Star wars overrated

[pastel quartz]

that only applies when another netrunner hacks you

[inland jackal]

I mean in groups if you stay behind cover for too long, someone is trying to hack ya

[ruby minnow]

man i hate Istanbul

but at least i will be there for 1.5 days

[inland jackal]

100%works

[inland jackal]

Isnt there a lot of cats

[ruby minnow]

yes there is

but there is a lot of cats where i live too

[pastel quartz]

yes

[ruby minnow]

Istanbul sucks so much

[river zealot]

Ok brainfart

[pastel quartz]

when that happens

[ruby minnow]

idk why would people choose to live there

[river zealot]

Constantinople

I am now tired

I shall take a nap

[ruby minnow]

respectfully kys

[inland jackal]

Hit em with kys

[river zealot]

Everybody here is a nice person

Except syno

Fuck that turkish prick

[ruby minnow]

well fuck you too

[pastel quartz]

yes

[inland jackal]

Or overheat

[pastel quartz]

hit em with the kys NOW!!

[river zealot]

I honestly never liked the cyberpunk art style

[inland jackal]

I love refrigerators

[river zealot]

Witcher 3 on the other hand

Cant wait for witcher 4

Sapkocsky is also writing a witcher book i think

[inland jackal]

Aight les go
Good morning night city

[pastel quartz]

me too, but I want a bladerunner game

cyberpunk is close enough

I want a 3d game where you play as a bladerunner

like officer k or rick deckard

[atomic crane]

dick reckard

[inland jackal]

120mil eddies

[pastel quartz]

can I pay for it in feetpic instead?

[pastel quartz]

Itll be clean, cut nails

[inland jackal]

no, you need to kill a man for me

the one that set emps to destroy them AVs

i should visit a ripper

[pastel quartz]

I'm not john wick

[inland jackal]

but you are a merc

[pastel quartz]

no, I'm a corpo

[inland jackal]

well then hire someone to do the job idc

get some outsourcing done

fakin corpos

[pastel quartz]

you know the last time that happened?

a department got cleaned out

[inland jackal]

which one

[river zealot]

Man my spine fucking hurts

[atomic crane]

pull ito ut

[pastel quartz]

jenkins department

[inland jackal]

my memory isnt up to date

[uncut obsidian]

jenkin it

[pastel quartz]

slav

[inland jackal]

wtf panam is forcing me to be with her

jackpot

[atomic crane]

cp2077 dev be like "you WILL like panam putting her bare feet in your face"

of course it had to be a tavor clone smh

[pastel quartz]

also the devs

[oblique spire]

Hans the transmission fell out 😔

[pastel quartz]

You WILL listen to I really want to be at your house after seeing edegerunners

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-suit-ronaldo-ronaldo-celebration-ronaldo-thanks-thanks-gif-26215941

[pastel quartz]

I turned my V into a generic rich white woman

[atomic crane]

helldivers armor customization for a new player has star wars clones energy

[inland jackal]

mine is a fisherman with neon green jacket, great for stealth

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/YlDiYsR5Zo0?si=l_oRGl3Z4ZgnpnGd

[river zealot]

Cant take a nap, gotta go on my online lesson

[uncut obsidian]

take a nap during online lesson

[river zealot]

No

I did before

But im a changed man

[inland jackal]

(changed underwear)

[river zealot]

Gonna read staship troopers

Sounds interesting

[pastel quartz]

Hallo

My preparation teacher says you're a completely different man now

[oblique spire]

I run solo simply because im him

[pastel quartz]

The only thing the same about me is my eyes

[river zealot]

Man my fucking spine

[atomic crane]

i got my DNA test back

turns out i'm 100% Himalayan

[oblique spire]

You're him

[inland jackal]

just like the salt i use

i will put you in a soup

[river zealot]

@pastel quartz wait do you play war thunder

[pastel quartz]

oui

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

I am terribly sorry for your loss

[pastel quartz]

I shall pass this curse unto my children like a pharoah's tomb

anyway I need to sleep

gn

[inland jackal]

mdrr