🎪bruh-fart

[oblique spire]

MW3 goes so fucking hard

Yuri is simply based

[heavy peak]

was
until Activision sent Cease and Desist letter to 4D1 client

[pastel quartz]

i still have iw4x on me lol

[placid sail]

rate your pain on a scale of 0 to 10 when somebody enjoys something you don't like

[grizzled meadow]

Tell them busy

[heavy peak]

shit still works after all these years?

[fading shuttle]

0, anger is a 10

[grizzled meadow]

I was joking around don't worry
I didn't want to sound rude

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[heavy peak]

bruh

[fading shuttle]

people make incorrect choices

[pastel quartz]

you need to have iw4x before the takedown

[fading shuttle]

and that makes me angry

[pale ingot]

prayin for expert/ammo tools
actually med tools would go ultra hard

[heavy peak]

which obviously i don't have

[pastel quartz]

there are even functional servers too

[pastel quartz]

i can help with that too

[fading shuttle]

yeah, falco is a bully, evil too

dont listen to him

[heavy peak]

Thanks
but nah i'm good
i'm done with pvp's in general

[placid sail]

they are cursed with being not you, the perfect being 😔

[pastel quartz]

have a nice day then bro

[fading shuttle]

real

[solar obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gy3kuhnJNE&ab_channel=TheNoobCaptain

[tidal trellis]

I curse thee with advanced tools

[solar obsidian]

[fading shuttle]

its so difficult being able to be always right

[oblique spire]

Right nah fuck it ALl this talk about MW2 makes me want to play it

[stone blade]

[oblique spire]

sorry funny hind man but i must leave somalia

[heavy peak]

old mw2 was the peak cod experience

[oblique spire]

and instead go to Makarov's safehouse

[pale ingot]

i already hyave them thtough'; ';'

nnnoo...

[oblique spire]

What we doing

Spec ops MW2 or Campaign MW2

[heavy peak]

campaing

[oblique spire]

which mission

[final cedar]

get automation paired with beamNG and build your own car

[heavy peak]

all

[oblique spire]

Eh

i have 1 automaton car that i am content with

The audio S1 quattro

https://tenor.com/view/quattro-gif-19710582

[heavy peak]

the sneziest car out of all Group B cars

[oblique spire]

GODDDDD I FORGOT HOW MUCH FUCKING BANGERS WERE IN MW2

what happened man

[solar obsidian]

https://youtu.be/PjM3dZCyRQk?si=OiuMq1uCuaAIzoIl&t=100

[oblique spire]

activision why did you fuck cod like this

[solar obsidian]

[inland jackal]

Theres a section in lidl where some less sold items are put

[oblique spire]

The only other hope I have for COD

is treyarch

[inland jackal]

99% of time those items are vegan

[oblique spire]

Cold war was a fucking banger

[inland jackal]

[oblique spire]

so i hope Gulf War will be too

[heavy peak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXLY_5xaYFo

[pale ingot]

@tidal trellis you were right and i hate you for it

[solar obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9zNdbOSHps&list=PLE707BAF5CC143199&index=43&ab_channel=TheNoobCaptain

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863146855000834068/1201130806962294784/IMG_9841.png?ex=65e462bc&is=65d1edbc&hm=49c84504e085bc1102dbc553ffb0f8f8e9140e3f0101f486b3e0ca900373923d&

[oblique spire]

I type up mw2 sogns and this shit comes up

fuck off I want to listen to Hans Zimmer's bangers

[inland jackal]

Does it talk about the cod that has snoop and minaj

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/omaru-polka-spin-vtuber-hololive-gif-24336541

[pale ingot]

easy win

[inland jackal]

Or the og one

[inland jackal]

Where did you get the full

[pale ingot]

vine anomaly

in outskirts

[oblique spire]

yes

[inland jackal]

Sad

[tidal trellis]

I think I can make a 60% full empty but don't think its just worth it till 70ish or so

[pale ingot]

legit just on this ladder

[inland jackal]

Climb to the apartment

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/smnJ-qM1RWk?si=tv48cGxNRzHsWeyv

[pale ingot]

ngl ive almost never artifact hunted in this anomaly i dont know the path to it

[inland jackal]

Just go up the vines

And dodge the chem ball

Can be done without the vaulting mod

[pale ingot]

i dont kno which apartment it is;;

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[oblique spire]

Can i like, not install 146 of shit I just wanna play the campaign cause the new MW2's campaign was actually decent

[inland jackal]

Nou

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-owo-moment-lil-cat-face-sousou-no-frieren-gif-1322415692904155350

[oblique spire]

OH, hey, found it

dlc section lets me get rid of all this

yippee

I don't wanna free trial this shit fuck off

[tidal trellis]

ew elf

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-10687208952168920275

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/compartilhou-codmobile-gif-20291432

They made this real

[oblique spire]

wharb

[hot python]

Wherf

[pastel quartz]

epic games making every fucking game i paid for for free on thursdays

[oblique spire]

who when what where

[placid sail]

the fuck you looking at

[hot python]

Siege

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-10687208952168920275

[mystic bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986969893503127572/1208807126638534707/m_11.mp4?ex=65e4a05d&is=65d22b5d&hm=2cd501262681743462d0022158105696045874cddb7b111e686386e746f9ffd9&

[tidal trellis]

charon try not to change pfp challenge

impossible

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[pale ingot]

just 2 karliks

[inland jackal]

Such :Winterave:

[tidal trellis]

ewwww rock lover

[inland jackal]

Hes a zombie

[fallow trellis]

back when cod was respectable ||somewhat||

[solar obsidian]

minus the muscle part

[pale ingot]

are you fucking shitting me

[pale ingot]

nah im a zombie

im like the mercenary of monolith

[tidal trellis]

oh so your braindamaged okay

[hot python]

I got the same one
Honestly I end up ignoring all the "kill the planners" that arent in like... Army Warehouses at best?

[pale ingot]

im not gonna do that one anyway

rostok is actually impossible to survive

yantar i could go in shoot the dude and get out, limansk got done for me by the monolith forces in the area anyway, but rostok is a no-go

when did i take this bro

well i know where i can find one pseudogiant, in outskirts.

but ive got a bounty hunt in AW rn along with a quest to collect freedom patches so i'm gonna do that rn i think

there's a psystorm coming up sometime later in the ingame day and its like 16:00 so im a bit worried

[inland jackal]

North of pripyat is the best place ever

[bright hatch]

Is that fortnite

?

[inland jackal]

For giants

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[bright hatch]

shat ap

[placid sail]

have they exiled you from russian fart, froggert?

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[tidal trellis]

alo

[bright hatch]

Wow, im download it right now!

[tulip ravine]

ALOOOO

[bright hatch]

what

[tulip ravine]

Yes

Ted my man

Guess what day it is

[bright hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-18261463

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-emoji-rage-gif-2922587064166244739

[fallow trellis]

me in 1990's wasting my time instead of buying land

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ken-barbie-funny-gif-7313759190708531758

[bright hatch]

Me in 1990's

[tulip ravine]

ITS FOOTBALL DAY WOOOO

[fading shuttle]

me in 2004 wasting my time instead of investing in apple

[fallow trellis]

2004? too late bro

not worth anymore

shouldave invested when they reworked the mouse

[tulip ravine]

I am preparing my attire

[wide basin]

https://fixvx.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1759243932464976015?s=20

@stone blade this you?

[stone blade]

?

Why would that be me

Do I look like I play minecraft to this level?

My favourite game is isaac
A game where you fight your mother

??

[summer tiger]

You could ascend to godhood with this amount of skill

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-scratching-nuts-gif-6429140231519519993

[stone blade]

okay?

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-scratching-nuts-gif-6429140231519519993

me too

[glad carbon]

go to sleep

[stone blade]

sir its 4:52

pm

what sleep?

its fucking bright outsifde

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-exploding-exploding-hog-funny-idiot-gif-13702011850125732811

[stone blade]

aha

ponql blya

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow I fucking hate you

I absolutely fucking hate you

[bright hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[placid sail]

give me the entire Radeon RX 7000 series benchmark comparison or there's gonna be blood in the kitchen, Falco

[fading shuttle]

theyve started again

[bright hatch]

Talco rn:

[placid sail]

mi hai infettato dal dubbio, maledetto per sempre

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-speech-bubble-cat-drinking-water-stupid-stupid-cat-gif-12327862702270255434

@placid sail still building that helldiving pc?

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/809466415861989468/1147126473556234251/spankaloosci.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-ena-joel-g-joel-g-ena-gif-20510015

[green schooner]

Me!!

[fading shuttle]

no

[green schooner]

Yes

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-temptation-stairway-sick-sad-gif-20466593

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729219572393181284/1198079393499729940/tree.gif

[green schooner]

So using that when I get nitro

For a banner

[bright hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-duck-yellow-duck-dancing-twerk-gif-25934446

[glad carbon]

duckass

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-boys-kisser-mega-kot-brick-gif-11900063593491011307

[stone blade]

ZA VSICHKI CIGANI
SUS NAI LUDIQ KON
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ VIHURRR 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

https://youtu.be/wcZDsBy5Zzg?si=FvoU-g7bYjwp9gbh

HAIDE VIHURE

IZLEZ

[green schooner]

So I heard you wanna run shoreline with me

[fading shuttle]

[stone blade]

you heard wrong

I'm only here to shit on tarkov

not play it

[green schooner]

Lmao

[gusty willow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM&ab_channel=Erasure

Hold on to the night
There will be no shame
Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love

[grizzled meadow]

What now

[grizzled meadow]

Non ho mai detto niente riguardo le GPU, maledizione

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sorryidontspeakitalian-spongebobitalian-spongebobwormy-spongebob-patrickitalian-gif-18339046

[placid sail]

ti odio

[grizzled meadow]

Odiarmi non cambierà la verità, fottuto benzin

[fading shuttle]

stop pretending to be european

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scratching-my-nuts-gif-16799734835953594490

[tidal trellis]

England pls

[dreamy flax]

:flag_it: Italian (Italiano)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I never said anything about GPUs, dammit

:flag_it: Italian (Italiano)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Hating me won't change the truth, you fucking Benzin

[gusty willow]

benzin?

[placid sail]

he has infected me with doubt

I hate him so much

[solar obsidian]

no bitcoin?

[river zealot]

why are you low rank now

[grizzled meadow]

HOW, WHERE AND WHY

[placid sail]

now I will have to triple check everything again

[grizzled meadow]

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT GPUS

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

[solar obsidian]

mommy issues

[placid sail]

I've grown tired of being a god. an ordinary peasant life fancies me better

[gusty willow]

hes just made shittier

[river zealot]

i just watched you lose rank

[gusty willow]

RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-fish-paulie-walnuts-christopher-gif-15314514727740657764

[gusty willow]

WHAT HERSAY IS THIS

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-walnuts-sopranos-the-gif-22942086

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[river zealot]

cant you just like buy

[placid sail]

give me the 7000 series benchmark and game tests this instant or I will spend the entirety of my pc fund on hackers and bring this goddamn server down I swear to Allah

[river zealot]

chinese 7.62

[gusty willow]

oi whyed you take my rank away

[toxic sundial]

[river zealot]

yeah im not american

i woudlnt know

[grizzled meadow]

BUT WHY

You just said something something hardware and not brand, I said that I have that GPU and now you're going crazy

[toxic sundial]

Chinese ammo has been banned for decades, we hate those mfers

[river zealot]

if i want 7.62 im gonna go loot some russian corpses

[placid sail]

JUST DOI IT

[toxic sundial]

Russian ammo was only banned a couple years ago

[placid sail]

OR THERE WILL BE BLOOD

SHED

[river zealot]

yeah i wonder why

[grizzled meadow]

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

THE ONLY ONE

[grizzled meadow]

LEFT

WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON BACK

[placid sail]

FALCO

[toxic sundial]

[placid sail]

TESTS

[grizzled meadow]

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAIN DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE

[solar obsidian]

hiv positive

[tidal trellis]

Wtf is going on

[toxic sundial]

Inside voice inside voice

[solar obsidian]

bloodshed

[fading shuttle]

"dont give back what they take" retard

[gusty willow]

halp me

[river zealot]

ukraine new warzaw pact ammo importer

[grizzled meadow]

Edited

🤓

[tidal trellis]

Oh

[placid sail]

I have an appointment with my therapist in 45 minutes and you can bet your ass I'm telling on you and your horrible abuse you piece of shit

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mynameisgus-gusfring-gif-26233696

[green schooner]

alooo flop

[tidal trellis]

I'll come back later then so I can keep my sanity

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-fish-paulie-walnuts-christopher-gif-15314514727740657764

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahahah

[tidal trellis]

Alo Charon

[solar obsidian]

its going to be okay, i know that Falco and Busy fighting can remind of the traumatic parent fighting

[toxic sundial]

I have a considerable amount of Ukrainian ammo from back when they uh, they still uh. 2014

But it's a limited supply I can get no more

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

[gusty willow]

not that lol someone took my rank D:

[placid sail]

I'm losing it

[green schooner]

no brain cells

[fading shuttle]

its like watching a fight at a nursing home

[robust cove]

You're out of touch

[green schooner]

it’s my friends cat

They are retarded

[fading shuttle]

im talking about falco and benzin

[green schooner]

ohhh

[fading shuttle]

idc about your cat

[solar obsidian]

it's cuz u chatted somewhere that gives xp, so the bot reset your and Busy's ranks to default

[fading shuttle]

its not mine therefore its bad

[gusty willow]

damn i only chatted here

[fading shuttle]

aka they are too lazy to just xpboost like normal people

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1153724135403425902/1153724470004031498/togif-24.gif

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rerM3wbdnYs

[tidal trellis]

I only chat here and newbies chat lol

[fading shuttle]

falco cannot xpboost, he has to do some stupid workaround because he hates himself

[solar obsidian]

god help your therapist

[gusty willow]

his therapist is probably rich

i think he'll live

[fading shuttle]

mans so bourgeois he even has a therapist

[storm stream]

Im heckin stuffed from a nice chicken and salad meal but still want some sweet snack

[fallow trellis]

bite deez lips

[pale ingot]

linked up with a squad of 3 monoliths and they just killed everyone in the freedomer base in AW

[fading shuttle]

upper middle class lookin aaah

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/seduction-lip-bite-lips-biting-female-lips-gif-15743721

[green schooner]

LOL

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/261646540936839168/1172629743032598558/caption.gif

[placid sail]

he's bullying my ass like there's no tomorrow, so god help me

[tulip ravine]

Lads i may of screwed up

[green schooner]

Average lodz meal

[placid sail]

get a job

[tulip ravine]

Gfs dad caught us shagging

[toxic sundial]

It could also not look like sewage but yeah

[placid sail]

actual footage

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053305106415759421/1201895742676140044/speechmemified_jak.png.gif

[tulip ravine]

He just said “next time just tell us so we can stay downstairs”

No he didn’t come in

Heard us

[placid sail]

making memes can actually be a job, if you're able to find the buyer

[tulip ravine]

He was cool with it tho

[fading shuttle]

i dont wanna monetise my hobbies because theyll stop being fun

[tulip ravine]

Just said tell him stay downstairs and to not worry long as it’s not obvious

[storm stream]

weren't you married? I fogor

[tulip ravine]

No

[placid sail]

so the solution is to have a job you hate or none at all?

[tulip ravine]

Mrs is just a term for gf here

[fading shuttle]

yes

[tulip ravine]

Like if I said my Mrs I could mean wife I could mean gf

It’s interchangeable

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/plink182-gif-27621238

[green schooner]

It sounds solid

[tulip ravine]

But anyway pretty cool from him

[placid sail]

since you're alive and able to tell about it here, you've lucked out

[tulip ravine]

Basically just don’t make it obvious and be respectful about it and he’s fine

[placid sail]

enjoy the minimal damage of feeling embarassed

[storm stream]

might as well call her "wife" if you like her enough idk

[tulip ravine]

Nah I’m not embarrassed

[fading shuttle]

call her your sweet dill pickle

[tulip ravine]

He dapped me up

[placid sail]

man I dunno it's alex who thinks you are not allowed to turn your hobby or passion into a job, not me

[tulip ravine]

I tried calling her my sweet little meatball and she punched me

Also quick tip

DO not

[foggy pike]

[tulip ravine]

Say do the roar while in bed fam

You will get slapped silly

[fading shuttle]

yes

[tulip ravine]

Learnt that the hard way

[placid sail]

the fuck you mean do the roar

like a lion or what?

[tulip ravine]

From shrek

[pastel quartz]

hydro not trying to be mean

[dreamy flax]

📚 do the roar

[Shreks] orgasm sounds.

[Shrek is love]
[Shrek is life]

[river zealot]

why is there a russian brainfart

[pastel quartz]

nvm

lol

[tulip ravine]

Do the roar

[placid sail]

this is how I imagine Falco having sex, if he could have any

[tulip ravine]

Wym

[placid sail]

just nonstop memeing in bed

[tulip ravine]

I’m mean

[tulip ravine]

To be honest

[gusty willow]

he does have kids

[tulip ravine]

For me it takes the edge off sometimes

[pastel quartz]

i was about to say something but i dont wanna be mean

[gusty willow]

so he must have done the sex at least once

[tulip ravine]

It adds a extra level of funny to it

[fading shuttle]

falco probably says soprano oneliners

[tulip ravine]

Say it fam

Don’t be some scared pussio just say what you want

[placid sail]

what's there to take the edge off of? aren't you and misus well acquainted by now?

[tulip ravine]

Yeah, but sometimes for me I get overwhelmed with it all, part of my condition lol

[glad carbon]

plink 182

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gabagool-tony-therapy-gif-26084338

[gusty willow]

you should see @placid sail s therapist

[tulip ravine]

Real

[tulip ravine]

Honestly I was shocked by how quick sex actually is

Blink and yer done

[placid sail]

hydro stages a robbery of neigbour to make a distraction so he'll cool his nuts, I see, I see

would be easier to just bust your excited nut and help her out the other way or continue after a break but sure

[tulip ravine]

Continue after a break

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-uh-ok-shy-gif-13015578

Uh

[tulip ravine]

Lad it takes about 2 hours till the gummy worm goes away

[toxic sundial]

No?

[tulip ravine]

Obviously a exaggeration

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044625069135114370/1209124110119211028/image0.gif

[severe snow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGAtMNn3td0&ab_channel=Spine_apples

[placid sail]

yeah man news flash, nature doesn't care about all this manmade rubbish about being able to last in bed longer to be alpha or whatever, from its standpoint, PASS YOUR SEED AND PISS OFF

[tulip ravine]

[fading shuttle]

as they say, cum and run

[tulip ravine]

We do be taking sound protection from kids rn tho

She on pill im on Johnny bosh

Double protection*

[green schooner]

Ejaculate and evacuate

[placid sail]

what's johnny bosh

[tulip ravine]

Cba with them little fuckers rn

[tulip ravine]

A Johnny is condom

[placid sail]

hehe

funny name

[fading shuttle]

shoot then scoot

[tulip ravine]

But yeah cba with kids rn

Maybe when we like 26/27

[placid sail]

or, more fitting to what you're used to, spray and pray

[tulip ravine]

But right now nee way

[fallow trellis]

i am getting evicted

[fading shuttle]

that implies i atleast have someone to spray at

[green schooner]

Have fun

[tulip ravine]

Spray at yerself

[placid sail]

use public transport

[tulip ravine]

Nahhh that’s wild

[placid sail]

it is alex

[tulip ravine]

There was a vid of a guy cracking one off on a bus

[placid sail]

right down his alley

[tulip ravine]

[glad carbon]

@deep topaz

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/drugs-are-bad-drugs-mkay-south-park-gif-4499796

[fallow trellis]

you are vaccinated

[gusty willow]

no u

[fallow trellis]

yes i am

because drugs r good

[gusty willow]

can you not read mister?

DRUGS ARE BAD MKAY

[fallow trellis]

no

i dont trust anything i read on the internet

[fading shuttle]

appeal to authority fallacy

[fading shuttle]

the flash on the receiving end of batmans bat fleshlight

[gusty willow]

*Some drugs are bad mkay

[fallow trellis]

your retraction from your previous statement shows weakness

[gusty willow]

nah i remembered they said pot is a drug and its not its a plant

i adapted

i grew

[fading shuttle]

weed is bad for you

[fallow trellis]

you grew? what are you a plant

[gusty willow]

while you stay in your shell i grow to new heights

[uncut obsidian]

pot is sweat in russian

[fallow trellis]

okay pot is gross now

[gusty willow]

nice

[fading shuttle]

its sweat in bulgarian stupid

[fallow trellis]

i will never buy pot from russia

or bulgaria

just to be safe

[gusty willow]

wait sweat or sweet?

[uncut obsidian]

sweat

human excreta

[fallow trellis]

dont want to drink the bong water, and then its some sweat of a russian bulgarian dude

gross

[gusty willow]

eww

keep your pot to yourselves

[green schooner]

Adderall

[gusty willow]

its leagal meth

[green schooner]

I know I take them

They are the best

[gusty willow]

i used to

they didnt do anything for me

[fallow trellis]

need stronger adderall

[green schooner]

Ye but I take more then the recommended amount

My grades be chilling

It’s literally meth

[fallow trellis]

bing chilling

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1208898536050008154/3d01cbe5c70c699a.png?ex=65e4f57f&is=65d2807f&hm=0268aaf4313e9bb2003d7a4feab4ba5f4e1addd8d53748e61767711a71b080f0&

[gusty willow]

yo all the time this happens

[gusty willow]

thats not adderal

thats ritaline you fool

[fallow trellis]

yes

life good

[storm stream]

So satisfying to see youtube "pranksters" get beat up bloody

[tulip ravine]

COME ONNNN 4 hours to go

[glad carbon]

get ur focalin out

[tulip ravine]

ENGLAND NUMBER ONE ENGLAND ENGLAND NUMBER ONE

[uncut obsidian]

im tirer

tirer

tired

.

[glad carbon]

are you a car

[hasty dove]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s9179nvAOb1a9xidk.mp4

[pale ingot]

why he look feminine

long john

[inland torrent]

Long John Silvers

[uncut obsidian]

i need moner

y

[glad carbon]

same

[inland jackal]

Whats the q in lgbtq

[glad carbon]

quebec

[pale ingot]

quintavious

[inland jackal]

I like this answer

[inland torrent]

Lbbq

Large Barbecue

[green schooner]

Smash

[austere shadow]

Most boring sport

[uncut obsidian]

me need more

[glad carbon]

me need more too

start a business

[uncut obsidian]

me need to live

[pale ingot]

THX EIDOLON

on the other hand krolik wants to see me dead in a ditch

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/DreadAnon/status/1759340884582175119

DreadAnon (@DreadAnon) on X

Why are you, as a Chinese Emperor, pursuing the "man date" of Heaven? Something you wanna tell us big guy? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

Twitter · Feb 18, 2024, 10:15 PM

[pale ingot]

upgrading gear, had a few spare parts and shit lying around

[gusty willow]

i feel like issac clarke would snap the board with his stomp

[inland torrent]

[gusty willow]

only 18k to purge all the infidels? seems kinda cheap

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/muta-laugh-gif-18813278

@heavy peak

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1209103216621527100/428277616_122118254138200205_4117127191400848639_n.png?ex=65e5b41e&is=65d33f1e&hm=5f3fbd16bb802874489c11e84c7743b49777061f7798db4cee032531e0566a4f&

[pale ingot]

i had 3 monolith soldiers helping me clear out the entire army warehouses

i did no work

[gusty willow]

eh still kinda cheap

[inland jackal]

imma make the most poorest zone ever

so much renegades will be seen as working class

[pale ingot]

he pays the best out of anyone in the palace of culture anyway ngl

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/166354453723742208/1209147713652920340/20230227_175106.png?ex=65e5dd8f&is=65d3688f&hm=3db5b529b00b9f0297aa29664f3edd891aad1f55aeef075c2c2c0d94ff47ad28&

[inland jackal]

This is come

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050595618818625566/1209063850058453052/IMG_1688.jpg?ex=65e58f75&is=65d31a75&hm=437cf6860a4dfe12dbd245cd6caaaf6817f5b8097154788fb90524d33c0997f5&

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-glasses-zyzz-zyzz-pose-gif-26449511

[tidal trellis]

gotta get back into exercising

[broken topaz]

Hello chat

Joe Biden ?

[tidal trellis]

bye

[atomic crane]

Yup.

[broken topaz]

Rude

[toxic delta]

joever

[inland jackal]

aloo corii

[stone blade]

Best mod in the universe

[placid sail]

you would have to outlast your concerns and dw about it :)

[stone blade]

hehe funny dance

[lament vapor]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s9179nvAOb1a9xidk.mp4

[broken topaz]

Aloo

Sry for late reply.

Had a train to ride

[stone blade]

Mm yes

infinite items and money gletch

[broken topaz]

Hi falko

[stone blade]

INFINITE MONEY GLETCH

BLANK CARD

TWO OF DIAMONDS

WITH ABTTERY IN THE SHOP

ALOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS OVER

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOVE BINDING OF ISAAC WTF IS UNABILITY TO RIG

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[glad carbon]

hi cori

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-brain-kitty-boykisser-gif-8234569603800668383

any ass digestion would be weird

[tidal trellis]

disgusting

[tulip ravine]

Hello’s

[broken topaz]

Hii

[glad carbon]

hi weak friend

[glad carbon]

[tidal trellis]

who u calling weak

[glad carbon]

how was the train ride

was it on time for once

[tulip ravine]

WAKE UP

[broken topaz]

I'm awake

Woke even

Calm down buddy

Settle down, okay?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dnsl-daniel-settle-down-okay-settle-down-okay-gif-22437770

[stone blade]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I"M SCARED

[broken topaz]

V-V-V VOTE FOR DANIEL

Daniel should go on VR chat

And mess with some weirdos there

[stone blade]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[broken topaz]

It's basically second life but more gae

[livid plover]

@bright hatch davno teba ne bilo v #🎪bruh-fart zahodi k nam

[broken topaz]

XaXaXaXa

Or whatev

[placid sail]

nice name

[grizzled meadow]

)))

[placid sail]

also Falco is the only one who passed slav test

[broken topaz]

I would never want to pass that

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/уважение-billy-herrington-gif-19120897

[stone blade]

same

[grizzled meadow]

My respects

[stone blade]

I rigged eyes

isaac

my hardest rig ever

infinite money and items

it's over

[glad carbon]

second life but people dont treat it like a 2nd job

[stone blade]

I will crash

[placid sail]

Ivanko's losing it

[stone blade]

I'm not

[glad carbon]

losing what

[stone blade]

I rigged isaac

[glad carbon]

he never had it

[stone blade]

yes

hehehe

hi

[glad carbon]

hivan

[placid sail]

he is sweating monster energy

[glad carbon]

you know what it's made from right

[placid sail]

his heart rate is just a straight beep sound and it's not that his heart stopped

[glad carbon]

diabetic now?

[placid sail]

blood syrup

[glad carbon]

i had a mtn dew yesterday

nasty drink

[stone blade]

I LOVE RIGGING IN ISAAC

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[glad carbon]

so much sugar it made me sick

[placid sail]

I once had a floater, probably the most american drink

a glass of soda with a scoop of ice cream in it

[glad carbon]

a what

oh a float

[placid sail]

tasty, but the amount of sugar in it is probably ungodly

[glad carbon]

yeah its a dessert

[placid sail]

I tried not to think about it

[glad carbon]

root bear float is the classic

it was prolly good when it was invented

both weren't super high sugar things

[placid sail]

never had root beer (obviously)

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[placid sail]

should try to look for import stuff sometime

[glad carbon]

yeah you would

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-repost-if-gen-genshin-impact-chad-gif-23596114

https://tenor.com/view/cringiovanni-gif-23611791

[placid sail]

cream soda and float is the ultimate bait of food industry in the form of a drink

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-repost-if-gen-genshin-impact-chad-gif-23596114

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981243883818201158/1054266304342790184/1054266298214907914.gif

[placid sail]

a taste of fat and sweet, both highly tasty

[glad carbon]

yes

sugar and fat

[placid sail]

and carbonisation to mask how really sweet it actually is

[sage otter]

Just drink melted icecream at this point

[placid sail]

wrong ratios

but some do

[pale ingot]

rate the 5 minute trip to outskirts

[sage otter]

Ofc the americans are cheering on this forsaken drink

[glad carbon]

milkshakes are just better

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1204387994337943573/20240205_105456.jpg?ex=65ddc73a&is=65cb523a&hm=eca7fd1741abc416fd81e207534db16fd53c11d67ca2674529093c763568c3f2&=&format=webp

[glad carbon]

its like a float but without the evil that is soda

[placid sail]

my limited knowledge of that drug tells me you don't really need something else with it

[placid sail]

man that made me want a milkshake rn

it's been a while

[sage otter]

Here comes the plaaaaane ~

stabs childs with 200mg of heroin

[sage otter]

Right in the frontal lobe

[fleet shoal]

We want buff, Oily monolithians glistening in the Monolith's Light

[broken topaz]

I dunno depends on the people

There are ways to earn money there

Create world's, avatars, 3d models, sell complex shaders and scripts

Become a virtual stripper

[sage otter]

I just know all of these just mean doing immoral business with furries

[broken topaz]

And weebs

[sage otter]

Yeah

[broken topaz]

Tho the furries pay better

Tho I'm not personally aware of any furry virtual strippers

That's mostly anime women

Or men pretending to be women

[sage otter]

The weebs pay even more, all you need is a voice changer, a 1.10meter tall child avatar and some uwus

Cash in then call the cops, win-win

Furries are rich af

[broken topaz]

Furries tend to be richer

And have more individualized requests

[sage otter]

Because they are desperate

[broken topaz]

No one really makes anime OCs for themselves

But fursonas are aplenty

And furries want their fursonas in vrchat

It's cheaper than getting a fur suit

I did

And I know a few furries

[glad carbon]

[tulip ravine]

COME ON EVERTON

CUM ON THE LADS LETS GOOOO

[sage otter]

Imagine having money to buy either a brand new car or a fursuit, and people choose the fursuit

[broken topaz]

Honestly I respect it

[glad carbon]

you already have a car

why buy another

[broken topaz]

Cars are just to get you from A to B

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

Fur suits are an artistic expression of themselves

[sage otter]

To not buy a fursuit

[broken topaz]

So I get it

[tulip ravine]

Lad why did you become the joke I made to you

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/975981372801941564/1056778134801879090/1672025812426654.gif

[tulip ravine]

[upper axle]

Evil Katt Williams: doesnt swear or say the N-word a single time in the entire comedy set

[sage otter]

Fursuit are to get from A (home) to B (animal shelter)

[broken topaz]

Real

[tulip ravine]

RUN RUN WHOEVER YOU MAY BE

[broken topaz]

Alright lads I gotta go

[tulip ravine]

WE ARE THE FAMOUS EFC AND WELL FUCK YOU UP WHOEVER YOU MAY BE CAUSE WE ARE THE FAMOUS EFC

COME ONNN

[broken topaz]

It's time to be a weeb samurai again

[glad carbon]

ok have fun doing ur kendo shit

[pale ingot]

[broken topaz]

I will

[glad carbon]

swordfighting

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna hit them extra hard for you

[tulip ravine]

GOAL

OMD

ENGLAND 1-0

WE SCORED A FACKING GOAL

[sage otter]

GOOD JOB INGERLAND

[tulip ravine]

ENGLAND NUMBER ONE ENGLAND ENGLAND NUMBER ONE

[tulip ravine]

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL IT WAS

SCREAMER INTO THE TOP CORNER

COME ON NOW

Just joking the game isn’t on yet

It’s on at 8

I’m just practising fam

[pale ingot]

warm up your vocal chords

[tulip ravine]

Exactly

[pale ingot]

MR BE

[sage otter]

I'll get myself a pint just to participate to the ambiance

[tulip ravine]

This is how you enjoy football

Get leatherd then scream shout and sing

Bosh

With 30k people doing the exact same thing

[sage otter]

I'll just have the beer you can have the 30k people

[tulip ravine]

The 30k people is what makes it mint

Calling eachother wankers

Calling the ref wankers

Calling the other players fat cunts

[sage otter]

English clubs have cool chants

I'll give you that

[tulip ravine]

Such as the classic when the goalie is gonna kick a ball

“Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhh and as they kick the ball YOU FAT BASTARD AHHHH”

[gleaming grove]

That is very civilized

[sage otter]

Classic

Real brit banter

[tulip ravine]

Best one was

We played Newcastle

One of our players left Everton for them and they played

Beat them 3-0

The result “GORDON WHAT THE SCORE GORDON GORDON WHATS THE SCORE”

[pale ingot]

Get real.

[sage otter]

Qataris drowning Newcastle in money trying to create a new PSG except they learned nothing and still think all you need for a good club is cash lmaoi

[tulip ravine]

Ney

You need history and a solid fan base

It’s a shame because Everton is probably one of the clubs that is the true meaning of history and solid fanbases

[tulip ravine]

But we have been ran into the ground for years

[sage otter]

Maaaann that reminds me of a companion who commited suicide by pseudogiant

[sage otter]

Lots of nice clubs in EPL, Crystal Palace, Everton, West Ham

[solar coral]

squids dont exist

[tulip ravine]

I’m not biggest fan of Crystal Palace

But their home fans ROCKED

West Ham is cool too

[sage otter]

Yeah cool fans

I mean you need more than fans

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/NvcQgwSKzJ4?si=uNiYV_OAiIh9LWFs

[sage otter]

Else Norwich would be top 5 lmao

[tulip ravine]

We need to start incorporating a European style support

That mixed with English banter

Unrivaled

[pale ingot]

yeah it happens

sadly

i feel like death by pseudogiant is one of the most common causes of death for companions

[fading shuttle]

https://vxtwitter.com/VirtualMerrow/status/1759645853420044520

[pastel quartz]

hi

everybody

[inland jackal]

oguz

[solar coral]

squids still dont exist

[pastel quartz]

yes

[abstract path]

Hello and goodbye brainfart

Fartbrain

[abstract path]

Pseudogiant = companion death
Chimera = you dead

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/0F-Yq5YXL9c

Peak warhammer gaming

[pale ingot]

one time during this zombie playthrough there was a chimera in the outskirts hospital

literally just killing a unisg goon

[inland jackal]

they are both dead on my side

[pale ingot]

then it came for me

[inland jackal]

• companion death

[pale ingot]

i survived (somehow) even while i ran away from it indoors

[abstract path]

That's a game i would actually play bro

[pale ingot]

spas-12 saved my ass

[abstract path]

Satisfying

[pale ingot]

ok but it is a game u can play

[abstract path]

Yeah but you usually have still a small vhance of survival due to how fast that beast can be.

[pale ingot]

it was not a regular chimera btw

[abstract path]

Black?

[pale ingot]

it was one of those like fucking special variants i swear

yeah

[abstract path]

Those are even worse

Their like a psy-ghost

[pale ingot]

i still lived

[abstract path]

Worst shit ever

[pale ingot]

it is what it is

the zone cannot stop me anymore

[gleaming grove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wp5Q6VPSVAg?si=5NgdBPSHnu8poPTM

[abstract path]

Honestly congrats. Not anyone would manage

[sage otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZlW2Ob5gHc

[pale ingot]

shit it took me 2 attempts so yeah

[abstract path]

Man

[pale ingot]

first one ended with me softlocked

now im GAMING

[abstract path]

Oof.

Yes you are honey, yes you are

[pale ingot]

yeah i ran out of supplies and money

it is what it is

[abstract path]

Rip

[pale ingot]

and irradiated

and starving

in the middle of pripyat with no jobs available

[abstract path]

Wtf

Worstcase scenario

[pale ingot]

exactly

also wearing a leather suit

with a respirator

[abstract path]

Honestly. Pripyat is good foe jobs but still

[pale ingot]

same setup i had for this save tbh

ive taken a few jobs from the river port

gonna have to go to it right now to get my reward for a bounty hunt

[abstract path]

So just basic loner things?

[pale ingot]

yes thats what zombified stalkers start off with

[abstract path]

Good luck on that

[pale ingot]

only free stalker gear

in the north

with no way to go south

[pale ingot]

outskirts is like my backyard at this point ngl

jupiter-outskirts-pripyat

absoloutely chilling

right now im at the eastern tunnel in jupiter trying to clear out unisg

praying for a decent armor piece

[abstract path]

Their the worst to me

[pale ingot]

yeah fuck unisg.

[abstract path]

You can't fucking see them on the street

Like they give you a quest to kill one

"Where is he?"

dead

[pale ingot]

[abstract path]

Their better prepared then anyone FR

Atleast from camouflage

[sage otter]

"Imma go prone and ambush those monos"
gets ambushed by UNISG instead

[pale ingot]

i love the zombie faction "recommended for" section

mostly because it's true

[abstract path]

Next time when i get the chance

I will play it

[pale ingot]

do not play zombie

[abstract path]

Wrong

[pale ingot]

worst mistake you could ever make

[abstract path]

Guess i would but

[pale ingot]

everyone tells you to not play zombie for a reason

[abstract path]

Who will stop me?

What kind?

[pale ingot]

im just a stubborn bastard so i went for it

[pale ingot]

fuckin impossible to start

especially when you first spawn in

[abstract path]

More like - not impossible for me

[pale ingot]

my go to spawnpoint is the zaton sawmill since even though you usually spawn on top of like 7 hostile stalkers, you can run away immediately relatively safely

[abstract path]

Exo Mech has had adventures that will be recognized by the authoritied

[pale ingot]

also with zombie

you cant disguise. its bugged

if you disguise it changes faction forever

[abstract path]

Wtf?

Can they fix that?

[pale ingot]

idk? maybe

[abstract path]

Where could i ask?

[pale ingot]

uhhhh idk

#🔨base-gamma-support i guess

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-kurt-angle-100-yard-stare-what-are-you-serious-gif-4081464694509837388

[pale ingot]

it might be something related to the zombified stalker faction itself @abstract path

cause like

you have the faction icon in character creation

[abstract path]

Oh true

Hm.

[pale ingot]

but upon spawning when you open your inventory and look at your character

there's actually no icon

[abstract path]

Oh. Yeah.

[pale ingot]

or thats just another bug

[abstract path]

I also thought of it being more of a feature then a bug bcs...

[sage otter]

Zoomers

[abstract path]

I mean. Look at their faces

You can see if someone is a zombie or not

[pastel quartz]

@abstract path I liked your about me section. Thanks for inspiring words

[abstract path]

Which about me?

[pale ingot]

"Bro i swear ts aint laced"
bro 5 sec later:

[pastel quartz]

your profile

[abstract path]

Ah nvm

Ik what u mean

Np

[sage otter]

I mean both are right

[abstract path]

Damn

[pastel quartz]

its like a geiger counter with lighter

[abstract path]

I guess your calculator got up in flames

[pale ingot]

shit this one's doing numbers...

[pastel quartz]

(stalker geiger thing)

[pale ingot]

im a celeerbirty

[abstract path]

Geiger countwr

[sage otter]

gigir cntr

[pale ingot]

ggar ctr

[abstract path]

Who of you guys likes to be gae

[sage otter]

@grizzled meadow

[abstract path]

Noooo

Not fish

[storm stream]

we have Mr. John Gae himself (Madi)

[pastel quartz]

me

[grizzled meadow]

The fuck you want from me

[abstract path]

Happy for you :3

[sage otter]

Just answering the question

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-handshake-metal-gear-rising-raiden-metal-gear-hug-gif-25003613

[abstract path]

Anyway @pale ingot howz your zombo run goin'?

[pale ingot]

good good

im still trying to kill the unisg in the eastern tunnel

trying to get a good armor piece

[finite quest]

well i may have returned

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144825592831811626/1208928465890447390/v09044g40000cn162j7og65g7erbg9cg.mov?ex=65e5115f&is=65d29c5f&hm=fb260a78d1e44dc8d3e4f8c08911376aa26ce10a614d0655c83f814a3f4dafbd&

is this a fucking cat or rabbit

why it run like that

[pale ingot]

you wwnhen you umm you when when you um you when you um when you you um when when you um when when you u

[finite quest]

@pale ingot is this your pet fish

[pale ingot]

thats my squirrel fym

[finite quest]

isnt his name fucking uhh

terry

or blake

[sage otter]

Or Melvin

[finite quest]

no melvins a horse

he got killed after a car ran him down

[sage otter]

Melvins a retard

[finite quest]

the only other horses are

herald

and sabrina

https://tenor.com/view/fake-jordans-gif-23120264

[eager igloo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/462415901480976385/1209064379400851497/ACB39789-D5CA-4FBD-87DC-34AC00FDF125.jpg?ex=65e58ff3&is=65d31af3&hm=3be9adc69d27eeb78dfb14aaf9bcfd0cb11d2a2d31498cbbc9dbb363ed8ea690&

[sage otter]

Fuck zodiac signs, what's your favourite Adidas knockoff ?

[solar obsidian]

aids

[finite quest]

Aile, adivor or sweatshop

[pale ingot]

NAHHHHH

[sage otter]

Damn imagine a full Aids tracksuit

[sage otter]

I'd wear Xinertai or Moscow ngl

Adivor looking cool too

[finite quest]

where do you guys think this is made

sweatshop or child labor factory

[finite quest]

spring cleaning

[sage otter]

Childrens have smaller fingers, better when it comes down to details on the final product 👍

[fallow trellis]

you have child like fingers

[sage otter]

I don't, my employees do

(dm for sneakers)

[atomic crane]

Me this past week

[atomic crane]

Why not both

[finite quest]

true

[abstract path]

I hope you do get it and you know why

[atomic crane]

Does the horny ever go away if you go nofap

Or is it just an eternal struggle

[abstract path]

It just gets worse