#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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hot python
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I let my friend use my catbox copy and there'

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s some actual fire in here

placid sail
sage otter
hot python
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Clearly not imposters

pale ingot
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lucifer is at 77% PepeHappy

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bear detector saved me

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now i'm not gonna die from this, it's only gonna make me stronger

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as long as i take the time to artifact hunt i guess but the few anomalies i frequent in jupiter red forest and outskirts are good

pale ingot
slender rock
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there was an RP channel?

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why?

solar obsidian
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dont tell me you dont know

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you been here

placid sail
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he's just baiting alex to post that shit again

solar obsidian
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we talked several times about it

slender rock
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no i am not baiting it

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I literally forgot

placid sail
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brainrot issue

slender rock
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shit got binned in my brainmeat alright

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damn

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i am almost 30

placid sail
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call the bondulance

slender rock
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fucking give me a break

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😭

placid sail
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shit excuse, I am almost 30

pale ingot
slender rock
placid sail
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||my memory is horrible, but it isn't because of the age||

slender rock
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exactly

placid sail
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but I guess depends on what you imply

solar obsidian
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c'mon, blurry, you got whole life ahead of you

placid sail
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if you mean I am not infused by sugar as you are

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I'll have you know I like pop tarts

slender rock
solar obsidian
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afraid of life?

magic tartan
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@placid sail wha happun to your roles

placid sail
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I've ascended to godhood through the sheer power of my will

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thank you for noticing

solar obsidian
slender rock
placid sail
fading shuttle
slender rock
solar obsidian
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dank af

placid sail
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my archnemesis

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the main cooker of my demise

austere shadow
slender rock
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then you get to madi that's pure alcoholism at that point... the frozen hell scape of hoth

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lol

solar obsidian
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the devil laughs

placid sail
narrow lotus
slender rock
slender rock
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now that's just it own little place..thanks to anime and is the home of degenerate neets and Hikkomori, burnouts.

fading shuttle
pale ingot
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true

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thats the difference

fading shuttle
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that mf benzin looks like chudjak

placid sail
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note to self

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alex got the hots for griffith

slender rock
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it's not a straight line I drew, you want me to like

hot python
fading shuttle
slender rock
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yeah, clueless

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educate motherfucker

fading shuttle
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no

slender rock
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k

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Chadge will remain clueless

placid sail
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you have the finesse of

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no, that's a low hanging fruit

slender rock
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say it

fading shuttle
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dont make me post the gif again benzin

slender rock
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πŸ‘€ don't hold back

hot python
pastel quartz
hot python
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Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot.
We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Now we'll... learn who's the best
Ha, face to foot style, how'd you like it?
Oh yeah? Try my nuts to your fist style.
Who's laughing now?
Gotcha now
Please stop, Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter.
A child could beat him.
I'm bleeding...

β–Ά Play video
tidal trellis
placid sail
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awooooo

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5 6 7 0 9

glad carbon
tidal trellis
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what did he mean by this

glad carbon
hot python
glad carbon
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plunderbussy

hot python
glad carbon
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my application was cropped furry porn

fresh rose
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?????????????

hot python
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Outer brainfart party application status: Approved.

glad carbon
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@solar obsidian you musta missed it man

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sorry..

pastel quartz
hot python
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Has anyone seen HD Strelok (SoC version)
Would you like to.
This is a threat btw

pastel quartz
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no

lunar brook
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Me when money laundering

pastel quartz
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money laundering

glad carbon
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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he set up a bycicle rental store

fresh rose
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WTF

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SO THE WHOLE TEAM I COULD HAVE BOUGHT MY OWN BIKES BUT I WAS PAYING POLICE TO KEEP IT SECRET INSTEAD????

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i lost

pastel quartz
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washing the dirty drug money through the bycicle rental stand

hot python
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Before and after looksmaxxing

solar obsidian
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gooner

pastel quartz
toxic delta
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he mewed for 3 years

pale ingot
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gamma crashed so im gonna keep going tomorr

hot python
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"I want to get rizz."

pale ingot
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ow

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but

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its looking up for me

pastel quartz
pale ingot
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lucifer's at 77%, i've got usable weapons, i'm making profit from all the jobs monolith are doing to my ass

pale ingot
hot python
hot python
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Understandable

pale ingot
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but 20 rubles is 20 rubles

pastel quartz
hot python
pastel quartz
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asked for za and ended up with fent laced za

glad carbon
pale ingot
glad carbon
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hes got the gooner glow

pale ingot
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i'll try to get through it using etperazine for the 11% psy resist

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but the sheer number of hallucinations they spawn gives me insane fps drops

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and i cant fucking move

pastel quartz
pale ingot
pastel quartz
pale ingot
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i might be braindead already (zombie) but that aint enough i guess

pastel quartz
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lobotomy time

pale ingot
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i had to do so much artifact hunting that my brain got burned

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bitumen anomaly dont fuck around

pastel quartz
pale ingot
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im actually at my best right now

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the struggle to get the shittiest of artifacts to keep my knot artifact barely above 50% was real

pastel quartz
pale ingot
pastel quartz
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I haven't played gamma once in a while, so I haven't had to suffer as much

pale ingot
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my saving grace is that i didnt go hardest economy difficulty im only on survivalist

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hard/survivalist

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i still have a little money to spend

hot python
uncut obsidian
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eee

broken topaz
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the hamfic

hot python
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the hamfic

broken topaz
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When does the sex start in the hamfic?

uncut obsidian
pale ingot
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bro is giving me a bit too much credit though

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to be fair the knot artifact does make me a god among men but thats only gonna start now

broken topaz
pale ingot
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i'm still fucking miserable and have been for the past few ingame days

uncut obsidian
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boy why you so πŸ¦”

hot python
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You see it's an unreliable narrator trope
The ham?
That's the artifacts
The backstory?
Trying to make sense of it all

pale ingot
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real shit

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just wait till sin finds out about my very existence

hot python
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Give me your character name and faction and stalker rank (nothing else) and I will write as much backstory as I can for them in 2 minutes

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Stopwatch mode enabled

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Quality control disabled

pale ingot
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i forgot the stalker rank i could check it rn

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but i got everything else

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do u need the stalker rank or nah @hot python

hot python
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we all know the rank dont we...

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BUTCHER

pale ingot
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the character name is Zooted. absoloutely zooted off of fentanyl POWER rn.
zombie faction. basically Monolith's inbred cousin (you start the game with cordon/free stalker gear in the north)

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go, do your thing

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im interested to see where this goes

pale ingot
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while that happens i'll actually go boot up gamma again to get back into the palace of culture

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also ngl my ass mad lucky

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i got advanced tools off my first yellow stash

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i dont think its possible for me to ever get basic tools now that i think about it

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i have 0 quest givers in the south

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unless maybe a few monolith at the barrier in army warehouses?

pale ingot
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i had to check something

pale ingot
pale ingot
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thats great

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zombies got my ass screaming. wailing. begging for help. absoloutely desperate for some rubles

hot python
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"You and the zombie got any beef?"
"What kind of beef would that be?"
"I seen you just gave him 6 rubles."

pale ingot
pastel quartz
gusty willow
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worked on my pc and didnt break it today !

pastel quartz
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my trigger finger is very itchy

pale ingot
pastel quartz
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I played stalker to kill poeple not go on a stupid goosehunt for stupid scientist man

pale ingot
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i'll go to rostok and fucking clear it out by myself

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i've already done that to multiple loner/bandit camps in the north

hot python
pale ingot
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laundromat's long gone, emptied out

pastel quartz
pale ingot
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easiest entrance into limansk ive ever had (militaries moved in and i had to get rid of them too)

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easiest earlygame loot of my life

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anyway fuck it

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since the entrance to jupiter right now is a SHITHOLE filled with psy mutants

pastel quartz
pale ingot
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im going to outskirts for a bit of stash collecting and artifact hunting

pale ingot
broken topaz
solar obsidian
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gn peepohibedge

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i should sleep too, gonna eat first

tidal trellis
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I go sleep brainfart chat

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Goodnight

uncut obsidian
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gn

gusty willow
pale ingot
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i just went for 2 common stashes in outskirts and left but i just realized i have the rf reciever stash in the north at 116mhz and another common stash also in the north of outskirts

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gotta go back. again.

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i heard a pseudogiant lurking and i think he's angry at something

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surely he wont see me right

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surely

placid sail
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just started a pseudogiant playthrough, went to outskirts and capped some chimera scrubs, ate them, life good

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was scratching ass against a tree and some stalker shat himself, literally heard him squeal like a girl, shit was fun

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he's just peaking at me behind the corner of some house again and again like I don't see him lol

pale ingot
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all my fellas (monolith)

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(ignore rad poisoning)

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(casual zombie thing)

final cedar
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sure buddy, you definitely didn't crash it into that house clueless

fading shuttle
pale ingot
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i shat myself

fading shuttle
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kitty

slender rock
final cedar
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enough with the cock rating. Time for the taste test kekl

pale ingot
slender rock
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Ham, were you shooting with all your heart or just shooting without commitment?

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you have guide the bullets with the spirit of keklul

final cedar
placid sail
uncut obsidian
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most πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±ed game

hot python
final cedar
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polanded

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we have purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke kekw

pale ingot
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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GAMMA CRASHED AGAIN

slender rock
final cedar
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||Junior got his hand stuck in the trash disposal||

solar obsidian
final cedar
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||6 hours he stood there||
omegakekw

solar obsidian
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man, ||junior's good. there's this funeral, where he runs away from feds later||, shits funny kekw

pale ingot
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LUCIFER HAS BEEN RESTORED

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
feral kiln
pale ingot
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im gonna go kill the swamp doctor in a bit but i also have a bounty hunt for some yantar jackass

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killed 3 fleshes, got 2 artis, ran away from a pseudogiant. life good.

pastel quartz
final cedar
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HOOOOLY FUCK HOW CAN I FORGET THIS

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this series man, masterpiece chefskiss

slender rock
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who here hasn't seen stalker 1979

pastel quartz
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life good

feral kiln
slender rock
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πŸ‘€

pastel quartz
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you get jumpscared by a chimera, get jumped by snorks

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die to an anomaly you stepped in the hitbox of

slender rock
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aaaaaaaaa

pastel quartz
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you even just dipped a pinkie toe in an anomaly and you die again

feral kiln
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I always see the chimera at the split second before it jumps and sprint to the side(I check my flanks and rear since I am shizo)

feral kiln
final cedar
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I was on the Janice hate train again and forgot she's a mfing G
||double tap too, like a god damn pro||

pastel quartz
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zombies

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burer

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and the controller at the end

feral kiln
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now miracle machine is just stimpaks, psy meds, and morphine

pastel quartz
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I love this series

pale ingot
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they're just like me fr

pale ingot
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swamps reached

final cedar
pale ingot
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i think i just unlocked the main quest lmao

green schooner
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I’m pissing myself playing outlast

solar obsidian
tulip ravine
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Just got back into dwarf fortress

solar obsidian
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man, i cant say which actor/actress is bad in those series

tulip ravine
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God bless them little fucker dwarfs

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Fell into a river and drowned KekSkew

solar obsidian
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even the kids are good, tho the son is kinda annoying at times, but you can start seeing why as u watch more

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so it makes sense

primal kiln
solar obsidian
tulip ravine
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Delight

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My man

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🀝

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How are you big man

solar obsidian
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dont tell iedy that i lied i went to sleep 🀫

pastel quartz
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Guten morgen

solar obsidian
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i ate and i've been watching sopranos all night KekSkew

tulip ravine
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Don’t tell my Mrs I lied I went to sleep we got a deal

solar obsidian
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fucking 5 AM now

tulip ravine
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3 am here

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Just got finished setting up basic fort in DF

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Now to play fifa and relax

pastel quartz
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Time for school so

solar obsidian
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good luck πŸ€

tulip ravine
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And I fucking conceded a goal immediatly dread

pastel quartz
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Im gonna prepare a good breakfast

pastel quartz
oblique spire
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you muddafuckas need to go to sleep

solar obsidian
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nuh uh

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(we know)

oblique spire
pastel quartz
final cedar
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I need to buy my gf a fur coat kekw

undone wave
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metro caught feet posting live in brainfart

final cedar
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that's man feet kekwtf

pastel quartz
solar obsidian
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Falco would probably give sopranos feet a pass

visual stirrup
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who directed this?
Quentin Tarantino?

final cedar
oblique spire
oblique spire
feral kiln
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lol

oblique spire
oblique spire
river zealot
final cedar
oblique spire
river zealot
final cedar
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my mind's ammo rack slightly touched by some AP projectile:

oblique spire
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
pale ingot
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not a bad place ngl

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put down a few thingimabobs in this room cause its nice

uncut obsidian
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aaaaa

uncut obsidian
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я ΠΎΠ±ΡΠ·Π°Ρ‚Π΅Π»ΡŒΠ½ΠΎ Π²Ρ‹ΠΆΠΈΠ²Ρƒ

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
blank⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I will definitely survive

deep topaz
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they really need to tune down the crushers for terminids

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crushers are such a fucking pain in the ass and then they spawn like 6 at once

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not everyone can be running a recoilless rifle just for them

pale ingot
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will keep going tomorrow

pale ingot
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actually

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fuck it

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we sleep

primal kiln
coarse bear
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Holy shid Slazo, my favorite missing Ozzie

tulip ravine
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Funniest dwarf fortress story I’ve seen

final cedar
river zealot
final cedar
pastel quartz
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I learned how to play minesweeper

toxic sundial
waxen rover
toxic sundial
fallow trellis
river zealot
# fallow trellis

"The biggest problems of quotes in ethernet is their authenticity" - Adolf Hitler

uncut obsidian
fallow trellis
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except the one with the orangutans

uncut obsidian
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@static radish

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you're not muted, you're exiled

crimson flame
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stalker is an awesome horror game

fallow trellis
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nu uh

jagged robin
feral kiln
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Yup

feral kiln
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Zased

gleaming grove
visual stirrup
gleaming grove
fallow trellis
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purple place is a good horror game

pastel quartz
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Hallo

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Its time to listen blue monday

uncut obsidian
atomic crane
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guys im having trouble avoiding jerking my peanits

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i stopped gooning last week

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help me stay on track chat

grizzled meadow
coarse bear
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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School has started

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Billions must die

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And the first lecture is organic chemistry

stone blade
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Gm

pastel quartz
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Good morning

stone blade
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Looking ✨ Dead ✨

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keep grinding

pastel quartz
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Thanks mate

stone blade
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Welcome

pastel quartz
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Still grinding to be alive

livid plover
uncut obsidian
inland jackal
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Greenthings

atomic crane
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i said i stopped gooning and i was having trouble staying on track

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how could you do this to me

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🀫 πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @floral ermine (bumplum711) has been banned for reason: As per council's decision, your constant racist and cringe posting does not fit within this server's atmosphere and rules. You are hereby banned and i hope you grow up and become a better person.

fallow trellis
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as a racist and a cringe poster this is truly dissapointing, he did not meet the standards

atomic crane
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yeah the racism and cringe must have been censored by the mods

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his post history is pretty underwhelming

stone blade
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GMMMMM

stone blade
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what

inland jackal
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Someone got banned for being cringe clueless

stone blade
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And they call us slavs racist clueless

uncut obsidian
inland jackal
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Morgen ivan

stone blade
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@uncut obsidian @inland jackal hihi

inland jackal
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Heehee

stone blade
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I'm not dumb to say the thing

inland jackal
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You dumbo

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Led spirals is a good theme for walking

stone blade
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I got uni

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cringe

stone blade
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Same

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good song

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lemme download

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cringe spotify fan
vs chad youtube to mp3 enthusiasts Chadge gigachadhandshake

solar obsidian
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nightmare

inland jackal
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Real

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Imagine pronouncing real as reel

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And not as reahl

solar obsidian
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eel

inland jackal
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Real madrid

inland jackal
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Dog stepped on a bee

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Alo @stone blade

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It was made into gif

stone blade
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nice

gleaming grove
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the muted dude: .... πŸ‘

stone blade
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@inland jackal went to my teacher and straight up told her "gm cuh"

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my brain is fried

inland jackal
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What she say

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Pashol ti nahui?

stone blade
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nothing

inland jackal
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Sad

stone blade
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I know

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I can say gm to my other teacher tho

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and talk to him about games

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he's a G

narrow lotus
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i do the same tbf

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i told the kids i have a 4070 they see me as Jeff Bezos now

stone blade
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Real

inland jackal
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Real

stone blade
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during teaching practice I'll tell em I got 2k hours in tarkov

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instant respect

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if they don't behave I send killa

inland jackal
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Killa is that dude with helm ya?

stone blade
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ye

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like tachanka

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or whatever his name is

inland jackal
inland jackal
stone blade
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ye

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stupidest thing I've done so far is write my biggest fear on a dictation we had and I wrote women

wheat kestrel
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Sometimes I think it'd be more palpable being in here than in newbies.

stone blade
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second is tarkov presentation

stone blade
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google it

inland jackal
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Pablo

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Nou

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Palpable ( | 'pΓ¦lpΙ™bΙ™l )

  • Clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment
  • Capable of being perceived; especially capable of being handled or touched or felt
  • (medicine) can be felt by palpation
  • So intense as to be almost touched or felt
inland jackal
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So basically thinking theres no restrictions in brainfart

wheat kestrel
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Palatable? I'm tired and drinking, idk.

robust cove
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Heart palpitation

stone blade
inland jackal
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Hristos voskres

wheat kestrel
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I have a 3D printer... I should make one of those

stone blade
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poshel ti nahui

inland jackal
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Nu blyat

robust cove
stone blade
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nuh

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I'll knock ya mother off

oblique spire
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Guys i think my game may have glitched

inland jackal
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Rate my house

oblique spire
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I moved 1 unit closer to their airfield

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and uh

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i now own 99.9999% of the fucking map

oblique spire
robust cove
eager igloo
inland jackal
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🀝

stone blade
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real

eager igloo
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Actually there's no view

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No windows

stone blade
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even better

inland jackal
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Who needs windows when you got wallhacks

stone blade
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I got no clip

inland jackal
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Spiders in minecraft:
clueless
Spiders in terraria:
Concerned

stone blade
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spiders in terraria will 2 shot u and they don't give a fuck

placid sail
fallow trellis
stone blade
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bismillah

fallow trellis
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thats why its called mewing

placid sail
stone blade
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People who write on their botebook turned 90 degrees need therapy

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and hail

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jail*

narrow lotus
fallow trellis
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i donwloaded it

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since its a video about me

placid sail
narrow lotus
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good video

placid sail
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hm, yeah, it doesn't work for me either

narrow lotus
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literally him

placid sail
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discord what gives

stone blade
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IEDYYYY

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IN PULA CU SATELITU

narrow lotus
uncut obsidian
placid sail
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kiww uweseww

weak jackal
uncut obsidian
placid sail
inland jackal
runic kernel
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Hi Mamo4ka Hi busy Hi W Hi Hard Mother Hi ledy Hi Ivan

stone blade
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My teacher said missing link

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deus ex reference

inland jackal
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Whos this

uncut obsidian
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hmm... i should eel my shelf...

stone blade
placid sail
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chat why can't I find a simple to understand visual representation of amd gpus generation list

stone blade
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because you're stupid

runic kernel
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because you dont buy amd

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amd stinky

uncut obsidian
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chat chat hey chat is that a chicken

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ddud

weak jackal
placid sail
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damn got a 50% roll of brainfart being useless

inland jackal
stone blade
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sir youre in brainfart

weak jackal
stone blade
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wtf do u expect

placid sail
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no no energy drink lifeform, brainfart sometimes gives good advice

runic kernel
placid sail
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but it's a 50/50 roll

stone blade
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long bacon store

inland jackal
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Actually

weak jackal
inland jackal
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Theres a thing called meat glue

weak jackal
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I don't want to meet glue

inland torrent
stone blade
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why dont u want to meet glue

runic kernel
stone blade
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glue js friendly

weak jackal
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Sticky situation

narrow lotus
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Sexo

abstract path
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Who pinged me

inland jackal
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@abstract path i did

uncut obsidian
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@abstract path

abstract path
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When

narrow lotus
foggy mantleBOT
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inland jackal
narrow lotus
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been a long time Crystal

uncut obsidian
abstract path
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Okay

abstract path
inland torrent
abstract path
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And atleast I'm still alive rn

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At hospital rn

narrow lotus
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Why

inland torrent
tidal trellis
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Jesse we need to cook

runic kernel
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jesse we need to cock

stone blade
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crystal try not to be close to death or in hospital challenge: impossible

abstract path
# narrow lotus Why

My circulation fucked up so i fell to the floor and got a flesh wound on my inner top lip

narrow lotus
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Your circulation ? You mean u got dizzy

abstract path
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Not only dizzy bro

narrow lotus
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Yikes, whats the cause

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Are u using drugs????

fallow trellis
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looks like meth

narrow lotus
fallow trellis
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or maybe his bong pipe cracked

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thats why i cool mine off with the bong water

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make sure it reaches the part where you place ur mouth

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then dispose of the water by drinking it

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you need all the nutrients

stone blade
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U know quite a lot dont u

fallow trellis
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yes

stone blade
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I see

fallow trellis
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i have an approximate knowledge of everything

abstract path
stone blade
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Never ask a Bulgarian about their opinion on gypsies

fallow trellis
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anyone who says otherwise is dumb

abstract path
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And when i say accidentally i mean accidentally

fallow trellis
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damn

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guy is making his diy lean

stone blade
stone blade
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you dropped low

abstract path
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And the onliest way is up

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I'm seeing it rather positive: i survived and i got 2 days off

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And i might be changing my ways due to that

stone blade
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yes lets mix prescriptions with alcohol

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good idea

inland jackal
abstract path
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How about i stuff you full of painkillers? Maybe then you won't have to suffer while i speak

stone blade
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?

abstract path
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Idk

placid sail
fallow trellis
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painkillers are great they make u invincible

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if you take enough

stone blade
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WHO

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BUSY WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT

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ANSWER ME

abstract path
placid sail
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Ivanko... why would you do that

abstract path
stone blade
abstract path
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Laughing is best medicine

stone blade
placid sail
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your life expectancy is already halved from being constantly fueled by rage and monster energy

stone blade
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Listen I was 5

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I WAS 5 MAN

placid sail
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it explains a lot

abstract path
stone blade
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I WAS ALONE

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my mom was downstairs

placid sail
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and the bleach jug was obviously not in the room

narrow lotus
placid sail
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so you had to improvise

abstract path
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Lmao

narrow lotus
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ah yes the monthly ivan fork incident

stone blade
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there was no bleach

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pincers iedy not fork

fallow trellis
abstract path
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Did you know that there is bleach that you can technically drink?

narrow lotus
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when i was a kid i put the electric drill in my belly button and turned it on

stone blade
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WHAT

abstract path
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Oh my god

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I have one too

stone blade
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thats funny

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do it again

abstract path
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I put a needle in the plug and got electroshocked by it

placid sail
stone blade
abstract path
stone blade
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said the person who died making dyi lean

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shut it

uncut obsidian
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in the opposite way

narrow lotus
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what the fuck

abstract path
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What?

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Repeat that sentence

stone blade
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Me that one time I almost drowned on the beach

abstract path
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I didn't get it

placid sail
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when I was a kid, I haven't tried to kill myself in any exotic way

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boring, I know

stone blade
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Yeah

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Another time I nearly got lost in the forest near my village

narrow lotus
abstract path
stone blade
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Best part

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listen

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that forest I went to is part of an army training area

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where they fire shells

abstract path
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Hmmm

stone blade
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and I went past the fences

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gg

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tarkov irl

narrow lotus
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5 stars wanted level

abstract path
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Gah dam

stone blade
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I survived

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as u can see

abstract path
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I survived aswell

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As you can see

stone blade
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didnt ask

abstract path
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2 times even

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Ah wait...3

stone blade
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see us slavic kids

placid sail
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luckily, the blast from the shell hit Ivanko's head, so nothing important was harmed

stone blade
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you didnt have a proper childhood if u didnt have at least one near death experience

abstract path
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Not a kid

stone blade
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formerly a kid

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its called growth

abstract path
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Or evolution

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But i don't think that's gonna happen

stone blade
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there is no evolution in the balkans

narrow lotus
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kick the ball outside the school fence

go to retrieve it

16 angry dogs

objective : Survive

stone blade
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true

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however

abstract path
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Just throw a bomb

stone blade
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I jumped inside peoples houses to get my ball

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and they always screamed at me

narrow lotus
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and an old lady asked him if he is there to steal

stone blade
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we do a little bit of tresspassing

abstract path
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You and your exaggerations

stone blade
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we are not

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thats the best part

abstract path
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I know

placid sail
narrow lotus
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nah it happens a lot , we used to play football in the backyard and the moment someone kicked that one neighbour's car with the ball and started the alarm

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we were gone

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vanished

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dissapeared

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special forces couldnt find us

stone blade
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were slavic dude

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our childhoods were full of this shit

narrow lotus
abstract path
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Well i threw an apple at a front window

stone blade
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I go to a house to get ball
cant get out

narrow lotus
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back then it was smth

abstract path
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While someone drove le car

stone blade
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I had to stack stones to climb the fence

uncut obsidian
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"no sir we're just making a deposit"

abstract path
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Lmao

stone blade
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@narrow lotus currently in class

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not paying attention

abstract path
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We know

stone blade
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would rather talk about how I died

narrow lotus
inland torrent
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Midfart

narrow lotus
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the amount of fucks and cocks i gave him that day

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shaped me to become a calmer person today

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holy fuck i was angry

stone blade
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Iedy idk if youve done this

stone blade
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but we used to make slingshots by using baloons and bottle necks
and use stones to fire at things

abstract path
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That's just amazing

livid plover
stone blade
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and ofc yes I broke a window with it

placid sail
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oh that reminds me, I was almost assassinated in Dubai once. I was clumsily driving a skateboard near an apartment building's wall, when a glass cup exploded at me

livid plover
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jokerge πŸ€™ srat vechno

placid sail
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some idiot dropped it from a balcony

narrow lotus
stone blade
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Yes I did fire at gypsies

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they chased ne

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me*

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I ran away

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gg

livid plover
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mista whites?

abstract path
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Hai

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Lmao

livid plover
abstract path
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"We need to cook meth jesse"

narrow lotus
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Gypsies set fire to a trash can on the street
We ( 12-14 year olds ) go to look at it
Hahaha we start kicking the trash can
Police Emergency Forces pull up behind us , telling us we done fucked up
We done fucked up

placid sail
# abstract path Wtf?

didn't even get hit with the shards, but it sure spooked me and some passerbys, would have been nasty if it had landed on my head from such a height

stone blade
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There was a school in my village (insane I know)
so I used to go there to play with ball
I got the ball on the roof of it once
never got it back

abstract path
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That...really would have been nasty

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But we live to tell the tale

stone blade
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gen z kids will not survive during the childhoods we had

abstract path
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Yeah cuz their not us

placid sail
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oh and I was jumped by some stupid burglars in my apartment building's entrance, but it wasn't exactly during the childhood anymore, more like the blunder Ivanko years

narrow lotus
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Natural selection? Maybe

abstract path
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So what did u do?

placid sail
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I ran teef

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successfully

abstract path
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Obviously

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And good

inland jackal
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Holy shit they are real

stone blade
inland jackal
narrow lotus
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E Lan Ma

abstract path
stone blade
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its a man in a wig

abstract path
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I wouldn't think so

inland jackal
narrow lotus
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Brother , last winter , a woman was deemed missing after they couldnt find her for 2 days

She was passed out from drinking behind the heating stove

placid sail
stone blade
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play with ball
someone kicks it in a bush
its near a river
go near bush
ground bellow me crumbles
i roll down and splash in the river

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my grandma was not happy

narrow lotus
placid sail
stone blade
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good

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u would not be alive otherwise

placid sail
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nah they were just some stupid thugs, they tried to hit me with a shocker, but the dumb cunts they are, they hit me in my clothes, so it just went ZAP, but hasn't shocked me

narrow lotus
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Be in elementary school
Opposite of the street there was a High School
High schoolers start showing us middle finger through window
We start throwing the bread / whatever we got as food at them
They start throwing milk on the window
Whole side of the school was full of spilled milk on the windows

stone blade
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oooh school stories

narrow lotus
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They had the better ammo

stone blade
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I got countless ones on how we used to find porn magazines in the stalles

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or shit all over the walls

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Classic

gleaming grove
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If I got a penny for when my school got lockdown for threat of active shooting I would get a penny

narrow lotus
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In whole 8 years i went to the school bathrooms twice

inland jackal
stone blade
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GOVNA

gleaming grove
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Its not much but its suck that It actually happened once

stone blade
gleaming grove
narrow lotus
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My friend wanted to jump out the bathroom window
Gets up on one of the toilets
Breaks the whole toilet , flooding the whole 1st floor

gleaming grove
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School bathroom is swamp

stone blade
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some boys used to enter the womens bathroom and yell at them or block their doors so they cant get out

narrow lotus
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and they probably had 500 years

stone blade
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urinal

placid sail
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ah

narrow lotus
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urinal ye

inland jackal
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There was a dude in my primary school once

gleaming grove
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I swear all of the crazy shits happened in bathroom

placid sail
eager igloo
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Why are you purple

narrow lotus
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Myshinka L

stone blade
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true

inland jackal
placid sail
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I've ascended to godhood of reddit

stone blade
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rare myshinka L

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
stone blade
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chad

inland jackal
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He later went to employ himself as a butcher

stone blade
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Imagine an american kid to our schools

narrow lotus
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Had a guy that went and diarrhead into the Teachers Bathroom because they actually had toilets

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Lmao

stone blade
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he wouldnt survive

gleaming grove
abstract path
gleaming grove
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And flush

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It always happens

placid sail
inland jackal
narrow lotus
uncut obsidian
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he was never found

narrow lotus
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whenver they saw him chugging kebab with energy drinks , they feared him

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we all did

stone blade
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its kind of scary how much shit was all over the toilet walls

uncut obsidian
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i wonder where the sink shitter is now

inland jackal
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Speaking of sinks, one would suck on the sink faucet

abstract path
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Hahaha

uncut obsidian
stone blade
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I REMEMBER THAT GUY

inland jackal
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Nuh uh

stone blade
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I know him quite literally

inland jackal
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Literally not me

stone blade
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not u

uncut obsidian
stone blade
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thankfully

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Nah

narrow lotus
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Had a guy take a piss on the middle of the football field during the break, everyone saw him

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Absolute Chad

stone blade
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our immune systems were impenetrable fortresses

narrow lotus
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He got a disciplinary

narrow lotus
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i didnt , my parents would have skinned me

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i knew my boundaries

stone blade
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weak

eager igloo
inland jackal
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Speaking of diseases now
Whats the name of that disease that like puts red dots on you

stone blade
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Glad I never took a shit in school

inland jackal
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Boginje here

narrow lotus
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Thats how bad it was

stone blade
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Same

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SAMEE

inland jackal
abstract path
stone blade
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ok question

inland jackal
abstract path
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Who the fuck made me exiled?

stone blade
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what are those bugs that go in your hair called?

inland jackal
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P!exile

foggy mantleBOT
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stone blade
inland jackal
eager igloo
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Or do you mean chickenpox?

stone blade
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YES

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a kid had those in school

stone blade
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doctors found out

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everyone freaked out

inland jackal
inland jackal
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Hold on i need aint