#🎪bruh-fart
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i am a bandit
get the lynx
what?
free svd
is this loss?
no dipshit thats the redditor dream
Are you ok?
If you couldn’t figure this out…. You might be a little slow, dude.
yo jackass i figured it out long aog
ig i just dont have the same thought process of a retard
No, you do, you’re just low functioning.
?
fuckin hell
that's a dangerous area
this?
seems like it anyway, fuck it
MOTHERFUCKE
nvm i didnt get teleported
i mean i did
just didnt have to do an instanced dungeon thing like it fucking did to me with the pseudodog
helldivers 2 is so damn fun
i spent like 30 minutes diving off of barrels yesterday laughing my ass off
peak gameplay

@robust cove
cia torture method leak
post other chipi chipi chapa chapa cat
Stupid fucking creature


Nuh uh
This entire chat must be purged
Alo

@tidal trellis

I fucking hate this thing
I can make it worse
Both

Aloo corii

You guys made my day worser
Good!
so sad
Good I HATE you <3

Cori
Alright in leaving but one more emoji first

Alright I'm gone now.


okay guys we gotta tune it down a little
before mods get involved
remember ....
🤙🏻
Alo cori
Retro gaming; spend hours, days even weeks, to get it to work only to play them for about 3 hours.
💀
or not all
Who ping????
Goth clown what
Thank you sir
That was very educational
🐟
least terrifying tzeentch demon
ma'am, you got testicular cancer
testicle of hell
cancer of the galls?
Ball of Change

gock
holy shit..
went to the gun store. asked for a gock 20. dunno why they gave me a pistol
my brother in christ
where was that meme
the "thats a woman, you dumb fuck" or something
femboys with vaginas, i think
yeah yeah delight lets get you back to bed
delight we're gonna strap you to the cart and roll you away
sorry
@atomic crane did you see the cod leaks
they're putting ultramarines in mw3

he fought with a roomba and lost
whys that wolfman got anime eyes

That's a woman son
Women aren't real
Die
Nuh
everyone has that kind of eyes. better than the vanilla lol
female preggers
that was a reaction to this, but my internet shidded
Girl pussy -> gussy
guh
Retarded
so true
u don't know me
alo charon
demonic gooners
i am for real
Chat is this true
pavlo is pregante
im gonna goon all over you
my congratulations
🫃
🫃
peergeant
You all need therapy
#pregnant-man-friday
pergnated
This custom gaming desktop is in my repair shop because it won’t boot into BIOS. Turns out the CPU pins on this pc were covered in thermal paste! It was even in the CPU socket which means this expensive technology was broken and needed to be repaired. Fixing this tech is always a challenge, but nothing the greatest technician that’s ever lived a...
pregnant_5kov
bulgaropreggers
tarkovnant

don't drink energy dribks
monsternant
it's bad for your bab
Y'all scare me
OmegaPreg
Is it?
This video has been unfortunately claimed by a greedy organisation in the UK where I reside who are supposed to be a charity, It was Comic Relief an organisation that does not hold the copyright for Top Gear. The copyright system truly is broken
ivanko birthed a beautiful kidney stone the size of ab apple
nature is amazing
I have a high tier of brainfart would you like to see it
A magnum opus, even
You can have it because he looks very friendly
i need to eat and continue watching sopranos. ta-ta
pretty sure because i was binge watching sopranos i ate like Tony
Fun Fact : You gonna see Tony playing with the food a lot , not actually eating it
James Gandolfini said because most episodes had Tony eat smth everytime, he was always full of food and couldnt eat everything, but some takes had to be remade
escape from boybortion
And like they would fill back his plate after takes and shit
im on season 3 and he kinda looks like he eats it too
man, doesnt surprise me why he died at 51

Yeah its sad 😦
I merely repost 
Aww, you shouldn't offer you lips to random people on the internet... Save them for someone special
I will kiss whoever I please
ivan 🏳️🌈?
Who I kiss is none of your busines
weak
Depends on schedule
Killpreg yourself
abort yourself
Busy Boybortion
Please Like and Subscribe for more Epic Tutorials like this one.
This will teach you how to make epic modification.
this one is more understandable
Sorry I Will adjust The Video in Future's.
me
@thin trench
🤙
How brainfart is it to make your own catbox because you got tired of catbox being slow
what are you yapping about
The usual yappening
what
Shizophrenia
they are evolving
I am alarmed
he's chill asf though
@heavy peak @grizzled meadow @solar obsidian
10th circle of hell idea:
The world without Lidl
Missed opportunity to do the cyberpunk meme
"Im cumming back"
me
@stone blade
I remember I used to visit the village and ride around in my bike
I would scream "GYPSIES" at the...you know who and bike away
I regret nothing
brr skibidi toillet
The only curse stronger than that one of RA
i would translate but i would have to mute myself for 7 days
he wished everyone a happy new year
true true
Poland without biedronka
Though biedronka went full schizo
is this real chat
Lidl never went schizo
Just bought a cooler
Alo ivan
LAPTOP USER
Cooler
EVERYONE LAUGH
I mean, lidl made some commercial about being cheaper than biedronka based on some test, ever since biedronka sends sms and prints ads on fucking receipt
POINT AND LAUGH
Nothing cooler about having a laptop
No one can defeat lidl
It does the job it needs to do
Good , know your fucking place
Biedronka is actually cheaper rho
Being mobile while being powerful like a mid pc
Bro I miss the days in school where we would show each other songs we downloaded on our mp3s
POV : The gypsy beggar in front of the LIDL entrance asking for money for her 12 kids
damn
frog
when our teacher wanted to show us Tom And Jerry on youtube but he clicked on a parody with curse words instead
When Tom said : Sa-ti iau mortii in pula , i felt that

let me see if I can find one
found it
it's on vbox tho
which is bulgarian youtube
my dad caught me watching them once and I got scolded
no pc for 7 days
it was so over
hi
7 days felt like 24 years
Tom and jerry
Tom and jerry but
with a twist

I wish iedy could understand the stuff they say
search one of the songs used in the parody
go to listen to the song
look at comments
@narrow lotus

Cartoon parodies are best
tru
Ovo je moj novi kanal i ovo je moj prvi video i prva epzioda linea
Like,Com,sUB NA novom kanalu
Ivan watch that vid and tell me how much you understood
parodies in english
say something witty and maybe funny
parodies in any slavic language
99% swear words
I understood some
but not all
https://www.vbox7.com/play:a3114fcf @inland jackal
can you understand some of it?
Embed failure
they dont embed
its a bulgarian website
you think they can code that?
samo da telefoniram dupeto ti shte shokiram
classic
Not available in my country lol
Bulgaria my enemy now
Random flashbacks to history classes where i fucked around
(im not good at history)
Smes means like you are allowed
Da imame progress i assume to have progress
Tf is geiska
We have a better word
Male gey is peder
Female gey is lezbejka
But universal we say gej
@stone blade just a hour ago
someone leaked classified documents
again
for war thunder
War thunder?
yes
Lol
it was for the bradley this time
P!skillissue
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and you ping me why?
Imma leave yall here, back to le castle vania music
porkour
Tf
cause I can
Here its ivana
Usually adding 'a' to an end of the name results the female counterpart
Thats just vanja
Vanya
Yea ik backwards R is ja
Mind the dialect lmao
Aight ao
So
Quick rundown
Ekavica
Jekavica
Ijekavica
Ikavica
In that order
Examples:
Song
Pesma
Pjesma
Pijesma
Pisma
Ekavica is serbia
Jekavica is Montenegro i believe
Ijekavica bosnia
And ikavica croatia
the only thing that can save my life is how fast i can pull my gun out
But in the present its all mixed in those 4
Cause grandparents
@ocean pulsar do you agree
those are different languages tho no?
our dialects are all bulgarian we just speak that differently
mine is center bulgarian
the people who live in the mountains of bulgaria speak such a different dialect it's like listening to chinese
Yes but most words we all understand, its just the dialects differentiate in the location and pressence of J
hehe j
Jaje na oko
the west is right in any case
Super Earth 4 life
real kurwa hours
poland
today I've played eldritch horror tabletop and learned that expecting a fast 20 minutes adventure, in and out, was a horrible miscalculation on my part
lets go
unfortunate
Average tabletop
average tabletop
fr
I've enjoyed playing it, and there's nothing you can do to ruin it stinky rat
Why ruin
Why are you so mean to me :c
busy is just in his "everyone wants to be my enemy" phase
what was the point to specify it's an average tabletop then?
salty little gopnik
silence

I just decided to comment on the fact that due to their nature tabletop sessions can get rather lengthy, since it is something relatable to me
There was no offence meant
oh okay
busy getting that angery virus
I transferred it to him
alright, I thought you've meant it's a mid tabletop, rat chan pardoned, peace for everyone
busy stop killing anyone that talks in your general direction
SILENCE
squishy rat
have you ever played root?
your kind is there, and they're cute as fuck
real
arent there more critters too
like beavers
yup, a lot of them
Looks fun
and every forest kind have their own distinct playstyle
"I didn't realise a tabletop game would take this much time, but it was fun!"
"yeah, tabletops get like that haha-"
"WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS?! WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL MY MOTHER HUH?! WHY HAVE YOU OFFENDED ME IN SUCH A UNWARRANTED WAY!!! EN GARDE HEATHEN!"
Oh wait, literally yesterday my brother was telling me about it
I am sorry I was quick to assume that a message two words long saying "average tabletop" is an dismissive one, but this is a toxic discord channel, and it is just a two words message
- stop cosplaying alex and get off my dick
get your own persona
I'm funnier than Alex that's the difference
I get kekw reacted by Falco and he doesn't
it's surprisingly demanding for tactical thinking and planning your strategy, I got rolled pretty hard first couple times I played it
well, if you're playing against a veteran, at least, it's purely pvp
man.
I should find myself another dnd campaign or something
I'd like to try dnd but I don't wanna ruin someones experience cuz i'm new
I think most people would love to teach someone new
they want to drag you down the rabbit hole
am more than willing to learn
as long as is fun
I don't mind
No country for old men is on YouTube free go watch it
aloo corii
I have no idea what you're saying
way above my paygrade
Hello There
General Cori
Alo Renner
thats based
that's right man, never do anything unless you do it PERFECTLY
i.e. never do anything
oh okay 😭
Fym apps
how much is 4'9 in cm
Dawg 14??
i dont follow
145
yea
I don't speak (romanian?)
serbian...
ah
american here
"Why did my car dissapear?"
gypsies 2 streets away:
others arent educated obviously
ye
im so happy rn
unterminated on roblox
me and my hombres went to troll in a femboy server and holy shit they had an introductions channel
it was all children
13-15
LOL
doesnt sound surprising
it isnt but it's fucked up
agreed
its cause of those damn phones that help us in certain situations
like kids shouldnt be exposed to this kinda shit
I wanna drink beer
hleb me
thats all im saying
Bleh me
hleb means bread in serbian
Chleb
fire
Still at party
Found a party group
And the girl who said I loved energy is political science student
I wish I made make up
alo
Like good eye of horus
he chillin
let bro alone
@solar obsidian
guys selling the VW: ONE OF A KIND NO REPAIRS DONE EVERYTHING PERFECT
I'd instantly dump that person
I’d instantly marry that person
fks wrong with you
I hate the space people
cry about it
get yourself a schizo amogus drawing on the wall gf
one echelon under the hello kitty gf
it's obvious
eitherway I am too boring as hell eitherway
no gf? Have you tried getting a gf? it might help you get a gf

my schizo ass after becoming a cop
I'm good g
I'm happy as it is
I didn't ask
golf zwei is the beast
Duze Injectors Diesel
1.9 TDI
My neighbour is a lawyer he still has that piece of shit
I love him
More girls for me
for a total of 1
you're not really living in the balkans if people don't drive golfs
LVL 1 Crook > Golf
Lvl 50 Boss > Passat
Lvl 100 Ultimate Mafia Boss > Audi SUV
All diesel with filters off
audi or X5 bmw
mafia boss is yugo alo
OLTCIT
they drive super agressively and you can always hear turbo folk from the car
and they don't turn on their headlights
golf doesnt need any modifications for that lmao
400+ club on the back of the golf
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the side with the exhaust is black from the black exhaust gasses

can't even see the stop light
@inland jackal https://youtu.be/g3QBuWCaRr8?si=Oa4GEfrrb3zfRDx_
@stone blade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI1jYSDYqqs
Omer Nadarević - omčo
Amel Družanović - meca
Kamera i montaža: Šeherzad Šarić - šeki

Yeah I already know about this 
Bro uses Vegeta as his personality
ciao falco
Any person in german car or a big car is, with good probability, a shit driver
german means quality
Or just a cunt on the road
Is Audi german?
da
yoo
vegeta is stronger than our vegeta
fun fact: Moana is a normal mortal set out to save her village and the ocean of where she lived
Ariel?
she just wanted to get laid
i gotchu
yeah but can it beat goku though
it can
add half a spoon more to your meal, it will be too salty
real
He’s stronger but dumber
alo dima
Why are you mom’s texts in ultra wide
Oh
to fit his mother on the screen
jkjk
ive reached the point at which im bored enough to start playing singleplayer unturned again
playing it on singleplayer on one of the curated maps is pretty fun for a bit until you get bored of it
but also
recently
they made server hosting easy
is she restarted?
perhaps
Women.
with that other app on steam?
thats been around for ages, they did this
i tested it myself, server codes work flawlessly
Wish they expanded unturned singleplayer survival
when was that added
it's genuinely fun
logn
logn
logn
all you need for this i think is a steam gslt token for unturned and to set up the server correctly in the app
which ive done both
actually shit lemme go tweak it rq lemme see
ive got a server for the Buak map set up right now
relatively recent map, goes kinda hard
hold up lemme cook i gotta redo that
By god...
I'm on another server and one of the dudes got his account hacked.
L
how hard is it to not click sketchy links
L
Hell it's impossible!
Because even my browser can detect if it's sketchy:
ripbozo
bro clickedo n it himself
also i find it admirable that unturned still gets updates to this day. i dont know what happened with unturned 2, i heard something like its being worked on at the same time as unturned 1 or its gonna be integrated into unturned 1
whatever though
so me
alo ivan
peak comedy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUN9DjF1wyM
Omer Nadarević - omčo
Mini Mi kanal: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtBjQmxYkC0bFAC9bve4izw/featured
Edit: Šeherzad Šarić - šeki
done. also switched the map it's booting to Kuwait, cause i feel like playing that 
Adler does get quirky at night
poor adler
i need a kind soul to do this for me
I don't have my PC which has Unturned downloaded.
Sorry dudes
you umm.. ummm.. you have to umm...open the game. go to connect directly.. and then paste the server code there
sheets dried
What the fuck
helldiving must wait
why did it hit me with an actual theme when i booted up the kuwait load screen
the fuck?
this goes kinda hard actually
hop on unturned fr it's PROBABLY gonna work
secret lore
i saw that somwhere but in a different universe
yeah falke gets LSTR's memories and thinks she's her
because of bioresonance
so Arianne can have 2 girlfriends as a treat
guys im lonley
REAL
hop on unturned tohugh i need to test if that actually works
bunch of quiet kids vs quiet kid who was genetically created to be a super police officer
gime a sec
🙏
just copy this code 85568392928630906 into the direct connection thing, and it should work
aight
dont listen to him
tell me if it works
he's looking for free loots
zamn
fire
lmao
@pale ingot whats the keybind for chat
omfg I have to shave my """beard""" already, I hate my fucking genetics for being too good
Just let it grow out
not everyone is in a radical islamic organazation
Nah am good, I don't look good with it
Plus I feel better clean shaven
Idk what it is but yeah
with my genetics I can grow out a beard at like late 20's early 30's if I'm gonna be the same as my brother beard wise
but I can rock a moustache at least
and a big ol bushy moustache is a pretty good look
Halo
Twerking is tiring
@uncut obsidian I found a party group accidentally 👉👈 your student succeeded
oh nice
Still wish I could be permanently rid of mine tho but I have too many fuckin good genetics
wth Foreskin Beretta

I go sleep brainfart chat gn
you should be kinda thankful cause i cant grow a beard nor body hair for some odd reasons

you sure
dolphin man
like i got assumed am a girl many times
cause of the long hair
and lack of facial hair

Evening

Там что то было про гандопляса но скидывать такое тебе не буду

No online there
Don’t care
Also your pfp and bio are horrible
Rookie issues
They have their own brainfart 
This is the multicultural brainfart AS LONG AS YOU SPEAK ENGLISH
Me too 
Begone
I speak
You have a small dick and I bet you smell like nickels, fuck you.
yours are worse
Mine are great

What drugs are you on
What is nickels?
do you have beef with everyone
P!implode 160806488120623105
Potion seller
based
P!magik 559857820724625419
guh wdym
what would my metal gear name be
I vote for
"Hard woman"
ok these are not twist off
I see
I dont think they will let you legally change your name to Hard Mommy
because she's cooler than i could ever be
based
Hi Hard Mother Hi Mamo4ka Hi cori
Good morning
I wanna go back to eeeep !
howdy
i hear the troops are losing against the robots
yep
one of the missions in the defense against the robots is so horribly balanced its impossible at higher difficulties
and every defense campaign contains this mission, therefore we are losing
lol
That sounds like socialist cyborg propaganda
its sadly true doe
they gotta rebalance the extract essential personnel mission because its cock and ball torture






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